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3595 lines
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Good morning, Pam.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, welcome back, Andy.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Drew. I'm Drew now.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh. Drew. Sorry.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Apology not... accepted. Because it wasn't even necessary in the first place. [laughs]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Several weeks ago, Andy Bernard had an incident. [cut to shot of Andy punching a hole in the wall] But after five weeks in Anger Management, I'm back. And I've got a new attitude. And a new name. And... a bunch of new techniques for dealing with the grumpies.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Mornin' Jim.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey, Andy. How are you, man?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Good. Drew.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What's that?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dr-- You can call me Drew.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, I'm not gonna call you that.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Cool. I can't control what you do. I can only control what I do.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Andy.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Drew. [walks to Dwight] Dwight. How's it goin' man?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes, I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years. Which I'm looking forward to. It's an Amish technique. It's like slapping someone with silence. I was shunned from the age of four until my sixth birthday... for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Jim, could you please inform Andy Bernard that he is being shunned.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Andy, Dwight says welcome back, and he could use a hug.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ok, tell him that's not true.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dwight says that he actually doesn't know one single fact about bear attacks.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You guys...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ok, no. Jim, tell him that bears can climb faster than they can run. Jim! Tell him!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[half-heartedly] Andy! Nah, that's too far.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Damn you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Today is Safety Training Day. Toby is leading ours upstairs. Yeauck. But, I am giving everyone a little bit of a treat. We are going to listen in on Darryl's presentation to the warehouse. And if I know Darryl, it gonna be zoppity.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Now, this is the forklift. You need-- [Michael rattles it] You need a license to operate this machine. That means the upstairs office workers can't drive it. ... Quiz! Mike.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hmm.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Should you drive the forklift?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I can, and I have.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No! No no no no no! I said should you. You should not drive it. You should not drive the forklift, you understand?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You're not allowed to drive the forklift.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Lonny</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's not safe, you don't have a license.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Guys, I'm not the only one who's driven the forklift. [points] Pudge has driven the forklift.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Madge.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Madge</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="recurring">madge</Character>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I thought your name was Pudge?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, it's always been Madge.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Madge</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay. Um, her.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Her. Yes, "her" is qualified to work a dangerous machine. You are not. Okay?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ah, fine.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Do you understand that?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeeesh.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>We do safety training every year, or after an accident. ... We've never made it a full year. This particular time, I was reaching for a supply box on the top shelf, when one office worker, who shall remain nameless, kicked the ladder out from under me and yelled...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[barely keeping his composure] "Hey Darryl, how's it hangin'?!" [laughs]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And I fell and busted my ankle. I'm legitimately scared for my workers.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>The baler can flatten a car engine. It can cut off your arm and crush your entire body without skipping a beat.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's on!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>How many people a year do you think get their arms cut off in a baler?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Bail'er? I hardly know her.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>Dammit, Michael. Pay attention, man.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Anybody wanna take a guess? Anybody?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Five bucks says it's over 50.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You really wanna bet?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Anybody?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ever since March Madness ended, I am so bored.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>How many?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ten people, Michael. Ten people. Would you like to be one of them?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, don't worry about it. We'll just got double or nothin'.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>On what?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I don't know, we'll figure somethin' out.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Nice.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What are you guys talkin' about?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>These are very dangerous machines down here, and the upstairs workers, Michael, should not go anywhere near them.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes, yes. But it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world... if somebody...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It would be the worst thing in the world! It would! Very much so.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What the hell is wrong with this man?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's a big red trash compactor!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What are you--</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's not a trash compactor! It's a baler!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Don't disrespect the baler!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, okay! I got it. I got it. ... Only on the rarest of occasions...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No do not touch it!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>...would I go near--</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>There is no occasion for you to go near this stuff, okay?</QuoteText>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Toby now has the floor... and he is going to try not to screw this up, like everything else in his life. Let me rephrase that. I believe that you can do safety training and make it sound just as good as Darryl. Here we go!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ok, um, one thing that you're gonna want to look out for is carpal tunnel syndrome. It's recommended that you take a ten minute break from typing every hour. For your circulation, you're gonna want to get up out of your chairs and uh, and move around about ten minutes every hour.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes, good. Fine. Like stretching and...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Um, yeah. You're computer screen can be a big strain on your eyes, so uh, it's also recommended that you step away for about... about ten minutes every hour.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wow, that is... that time really adds up. That's like... a half an hour, every hour?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Take them at the same time.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ok, you know what? You're making it sound kind of lame. So, skip ahead to the really dangerous stuff. Like sometimes computers can explode, can they not?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No, no. Um, you always want to keep a sweater or cardigan of some sort, in case it gets drafty.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What about a long sleeve T?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, that'll work.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Long johns? A shaw?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You know, anything that warms you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Ok, you know what? I think that everybody is going to vomit due to boredom. [to warehouse guys] Sorry, he is very lame. [takes book from Toby] Um, let's see. "Seasonal affective disorder! A depression that includes weight gain, fatigue, irritability, brought on by the low light of winter."</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Thank God we only had a baler to deal with.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah, that dim light is a bitch, ain't it?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Lonny</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Ok guys, you know what? I didn't-- I didn't interrupt when you were having your presentation.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Actually, you did.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes. Okay, let's do another one. This is a good one. "A particular concern for office workers is a sedimentary life style, which can contribute--"</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Sedentary.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yes. "Which can contribute to heart disease." Heart disease kills more people that balers.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>That's called having a fat butt, Michael.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Lonny</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Mmmm, no, no, it's... sedentary...</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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</Characters>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah, yeah. That's, that's fat butt disease. That's what you suffer from?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Lonny</SpeakerText>
|
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|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Fat butt disease, Michael?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Lonny</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Excuse me, sea monster, you weigh like a thousand pounds.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah? I bet you'd like to swim with this sea monster, wouldn't you?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Lonny</SpeakerText>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Ryan?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dude, tell your girl to shut up.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Lonny</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>What?!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Kelly, you insulted the gentleman. Please apologize.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Are you kidding me?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Alright, we outta here.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Darryl, I did not walk out in the middle of yours. So, I--</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, but ours was real, Michael.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<QuoteText>That's what I've been trying to tell you, Mike. It's serious down there. We do dangerous stuff, man. This is shenanigans, foolishness, Nerf-ball. You live a sweet, little, Nerf-y life. Sittin' on your biscuit. Never havin' to risk it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay. ... What, Nerf isn't cool anymore?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Darryl thinks he is such a man because he works in a warehouse. I worked in a warehouse. Men's Warehouse. I was a greeter. I'd like to see Darryl greet people. Probably make 'em feel like wimps. Not me, I... "Hello, I'm Michael. Welcome to Men's Warehouse. We have a special on khaki pants today." ... This is one example.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[Pam is holding a jar of jellybeans] Ten.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Really, ten? That's your guess? You're a professional accountant.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>There's like ten green ones.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Forty-two.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm gonna say fifty.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Fifty-one.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, don't be that person.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That is lame.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's a strategy!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's called being smart.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, geeze.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I don't know how the whole betting thing started, but it's fun.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ten...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Kev's out.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Damn it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>47, 48, 49! Jim wins!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oooh! [Jim claps]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That is not fair. He has spent hours up here at reception with you. Hours and hours.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, okay.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, constantly. Like, for years.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Pam, depression is as scary as a baler, right?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>I don't understand the question.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Working in an office can lead to depression. Which can lead to suicide. I mean this is really serious stuff.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I-- I-- Nobody commits suicide because they work with a baler, and yet those guys are makin' fun of me, calling me a Nerf, that...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's really hard to demonstrate depression. Their safety training had visuals.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah... you are... ah, so right. They had visual aids. And all we had were the facts. You don't go to the science museum and get handed a pamphlet on electricity. You go to the science museum and you put your hand on a metal ball, your hair sticks up straight... and you know science.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So, you're okay?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Indubitably.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>They use props. They use visual aids, and they just made us look like dopes.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Idiots! God, what are we gonna do!?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I don't know, I don't know. Because you know what our killer is? Depression--</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Wolves.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Nn-- Depression.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Visual aids.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>A quilt. Depression quilt?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No time to sew a quilt. ... I got it. Give me the number for the Giant Big Box Toy Store.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You may be asking yourself, "What am I doing on a trampoline?" Well, I thought I'd bounce here for a while, relieve some stress, and then move on with my day. Not! Here's the plan. Dwight, is going to gather all of the office workers and all of the warehouse guys, we're going to have another safety seminar. Only this time, where's Michael? Oh my God! He is on the roof! Now I have got their attention. I... tell them, about the cold hard facts of depression. And then I say, "Hey! You ever seen a suicide?" And I jump. And they freak out. And they get to see... the dangers of depression with their own eyes. Nice side note:</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>So then the next movie moves to the top of the queue. So number five becomes number four, number six becomes number five, [Ryan checks his watch]number three becomes number two, etc, etc. And let's just say that I just sent back Love Actually, which was awesome. [Karen lays money down on the desk next to Ryan] And they sent me Uptown Girls, which is also awesome. But guess what, now I want to see love actually again, [Phyllis throws her money down] but it's at the bottom of the que! Oh no, what do I do!? [Creed throws his money down] What I do, is this. I go online, I go click, click, click. And I change the order of the que, so that I can see Love Actually [Pam throws her money down] as soon as I want to. It's so easy, Ryan. Do you really not know how Netflix works? [Jim throws his money down]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I guess I forgot. [kisses Kelly, gathers up all the money]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You're such a ditz.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ryan, well done. Two minutes, forty-two seconds. Additionally, Pam, you win ten because she said "awesome" 12 times, and Jim, you win five because she mentioned six romantic comedies.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[on the roof] Okay, let's do this thing! I'll go summon the troops!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Maybe we should test it first. Letterman-style. Throw a TV over, or...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>We measured it once...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Go buy some watermelons.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Seedless?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Just...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[Creed takes a bite of an apple] Creed is eating an apple. I found a potato.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey Creed.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Hello. [Jim replaces Creed's apple with a potato][Creed takes a bite of the potato]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Here you go. [hands money]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Nice.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Toby</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I don't know this place as well as I thought I did. I'm getting cleaned out.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ready?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Let's do it! Drop that sucker.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[drops watermelon, watermelon bounces off trampoline, onto a car, bursts, car alarm sounds]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>BINGO! WHOA WHOA WHOA! Oh... crap. Deactivate the car alarm. Clean up the mess.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Find out whose car that is. If it's Stanley's, call the offices of James P. Albini, see if he handles hate crimes.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Got it.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Also, take apart the trampoline, stick it in the baler.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>We're not allowed to use the baler.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Have Pa-adge do it, or... the sea monster.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm on it!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm temporarily lifting the shun.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It means nothing. I need you to do something for me.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Anything.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay, calm down. I need you to acquire an inflatable house, and/or castle.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You mean a moon bounce.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>What do you think? You've got an hour.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I'm gonna need... I'm gonna need petty cash.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Shunning resumed.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Do you, do you want a drawbridge?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Un-shun. Yeah that sounds good. Re-shun.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oh yeah, this is much better. Safer. Excellent decision.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yes, thank you for seeing that.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>When you land, try and land like an eight year-old. These bouncy castles are not designed for adults.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I don't know if I wanna do this.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Do you wanna do another test? I got plenty of watermelons in my trunk!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No. No more. The tests are going terrible. If we keep doing it, we're not gonna want to jump. This is about doing, not thinking.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>That's right! Doing! Totally doing! It's rock n' roll!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Rock n' roll!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yeah!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>That's right! I am not thinking.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[imitating the sound and playing an air guitar] Near near near near near!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Yes! Yeah!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[singing] Michael is awesome! Jumpin' off the roof!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Woo!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[singing] Bouncin' on the bouncy bounce! Show 'em who's boss!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Woo!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[singing] Rip a hole in the suuuuuuun!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I am ready to do this! I am ready to make a point! [Dwight continues air guitar]</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[out of breath] Guys! Listen up! Michael is up on the roof, and acting strange!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Whoa! What's the situation?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[hesitates] Un-shun. I think he's suffering from depression. Re-shun.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Ok, when's the shunning thing gonna end?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Un-shun. Never. Re-shun. I think he wants you all to come out to the parking lot and watch him die!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Is it nice outside?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>It's gorgeous. Let's go!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Do I need my jacket?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>No really, it's, it's very nice. Come on!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Will I be too warm in a long sleeve T?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Everybody's gonna be fine in exactly what they're wearing, let's go! Let's go!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[outside] Come on, hurry up you guys!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[on the roof] My life! Oh, my life...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[on megaphone] Michael, what's wrong?!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Everything's wrong. The stress of my modern office, has caused me to go into a depression.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Dwight, you ignorant slut. Depression is a very serious illness. Over 32 thousand people commit suicide every year! According to a 2004 study!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Is that the last year the data was available?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes! My head is in such pain! And turmoil!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Don't do anything rash!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Wait, where are the warehouse guys?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I didn't... [Dwight runs up to the side of the building] I didn't think you needed them for this part.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Okay... that's...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>you said to just...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That's the whole point, dummy.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Okay, I'm on it!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Okay.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Attention blue collar workers!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>What are the odds that this is in any way real?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I'd say like... 10,000 to 1?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Okay, I'd like ten bucks on those odds.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>If someone gives you 10,000 to 1 on anything, you take it. If John Mellencamp ever wins an Oscar, I am going to be a very rich dude.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Michael's up on the roof and he's acting strange!</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Oooooh, my life!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Michael! What's wrong?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Everything is wrong, Dwight. The stress of my modern office, has made me depressed.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Depressed? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Dwight, you ignorant slut.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Well, you know, the first performance was a little off. But I really think they hit their stride, in the second show. Um, might even bring my parents tomorrow, to the matinee.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>And that is why, I am going to jump off this roof!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh, excuse me. It's my... favorite part.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>This is just offensive.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>At least we're outside.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[zipping up his pants] Hey, check it out, there's a... there's a castle over there.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">creed</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh my God, there is a castle.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>No, there's nothing to see over there, people! There's nothing to see. ...They found the castle, Michael.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Damn it.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh... God. Oh my God, he's gonna jump.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh. He's going to kill himself, pretending to kill himself.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Yeah...</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Hey uh, Michael. Don't jump on the bouncy castle. You can't do that, because you're going to get horribly, horribly injured.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Hey Michael! I have a present for you, but you have to come down and get it.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>What is it?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Come down and... open it and you'll see.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Dwight, find out what the present is.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Okay, uh... I don't see anything. She might be bluffing.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Dwight...</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Dwight, what are you--</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh... It's uh, a Repliee Q1 Expo female robot, they're only available in Japan.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Dwight, you are such a liar. Pam, really, what is it?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Mike, this is the opposite of safety. You jump, you're gonna serious hurt yourself.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>You told me, that I lead a... cushy, wimpy, Nerf life.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Yeah, but I never said you had nothing to live for.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>What do I have to live for?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>A lot... of things. Uh, you, uh... What about Jan? Lovely, lovely, lovely Jan, man. It's goin' good, right?</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's complicated with Jan. And I don't know where I stand, or what I want. The sex isn't nearly as good as it used to be.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Mike, you're a very brave man. I mean, it takes courage just to be you. To get out of bed every single day, knowing full well, you gotta be you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Do you really mean that?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I couldn't do it. I-- I ain't that strong. And I ain't that brave.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm braver than you?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Way braver! You Braveheart, man.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I Braveheart. I am.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Come down, okay?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Okay. Pam, I'm coming down to get my present.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>An office... is as safe as the people in it. And sometimes those people can drive you to do crazy things to show the dangers of the office. That's the danger I found myself in today. I saved a life. My own. Am I a hero? I really can't say. But, yes.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>When people think of Andy, they think of hate and anger. When people think of Drew, they think of baked goods.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh my God, these cookies have no flavor. How is that possible?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>They are the worst. Who's this Drew chick?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Drew isn't a girl... She's Andy.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh no, nobody likes my cookies. I'm so angry, argh I want to hit something. [laughs] Totally kidin' guys.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Little device I learned to diffuse tension, be the first to make fun of yourself, because if they make fun of you before you do... Then you might lose your mind.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[pours the last of the coffee into his mug]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ahhh... Is that the last of it?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm sorry.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It's OK. I can't always have what I want, but I can always want what I have.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Well, would you like a cup of no coffee? 'Cause that's what we have.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Is it fresh? [winks]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Are you going to beat me up?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Umm... [draws back arm] No. [laughs]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>People don't need to be afraid of me. I can't achieve anger any more, and I have a new car. Toyota Prius, because Andy didn't care about fuel efficiency, but Drew has seen "An Inconvenient Truth". Nearly twice.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[walks around Andy's new car keying it]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>OK, come on everybody, go time. Pam let's go.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I thought I'd stay and answer the phones.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Don't worry Pam, you will be answering phones for the rest of your life... Your long lovely life. [whispers to camera] saved it.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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|
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|
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<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Here we go.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Come on.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Field Trip.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Step lively. Single file everybody.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Like we're going to the science museum.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Let's single...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Learn by touching.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Single... OK.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I've been told that I'm a tactile learner.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>Buddy system, everyone buddy up, find a buddy.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>You should work out Ryan, you would look so hot.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Totally, we should both work out.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Screw you.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Kelly, Ryan looks great. You should be thankful that you...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Sir, could you please, please focus on Darryl?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Try.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Summing up.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Sum it up Darryl, sum it up.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>We got beat today, Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>[sighs]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>But it was not a fair fight.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>No it was not. Remind me again, what was the fight exactly, who was it between, and what was the outcome?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>It was the warehouse guys...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Right.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>... Dwight, they embarrassed us...</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Argh!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>... because they had a much scarier safety presentation.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Ghaaa!</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know what's funny? Robin Williams. [sighs] When a cat gets stuck in a washing machine. City Slickers. Talking like Borat. You know what's not funny? Safety, or making fun of the person trying to talk about safety. [in Borat voice] Not nice. I must show people how dangerous office can be. High five... Now that's funny.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>How do you make depression sexy? How do you... How do you get people interested in depression? That is the conon... the conun... the conumbery</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Those warehouse guys, think that we are all flabby, middle management, nerf balls. Well I'm going to show them that we have nerfs of steel. [winks]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Michael, Andy, and Dwight are standing around a trampoline] You know guys, I recently learned some pretty cool stuff about the difference between feeling something and... acting on that thing.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Can you tell Andy to focus on the springs? Please.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, Drew.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes bosses.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You know Drew, why don't you go inside. Dwight come here. Where should we put this?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>OK, ahh, turn around, and do a broad jump for me on go. Ready... Go! One Mississ... OK, you went that far on one Mississ. Ippi would take you to here. This trajectory times the propulsion from your quadriceps would be about three Mississippi, maybe three and a quarter. So one Mississ... correct... ippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi... e. Right here.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>OK, good. Thank you. Wanna take our time, do this right.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[phone rings] Hello? Hi Bob Vance. [laughs]</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>That's three times in ten minutes.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">karen</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Where's my five dollars?</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>You are my little teddy bear. I wantcha.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I always knew my co-workers were annoying. I never realized I could profit from it. Go ahead Bob Vance, call Phyllis, all day.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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</Scene>
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<Scene>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[Michael is up on the roof of the building] Michael, go ahead, we're listening.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">andy</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>I'm going to wait. I don't want to say this twice, it's too painful and I'm too depressed.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>[talking through bullhorn] Michael, you can not fly, you can not, I've seen this too many times.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Give me that thing, I want to try.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, you know what we should probably preserve the batteries.</QuoteText>
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<Speaker>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I was just going to say that [yells toward Michael] you have a cute butt. Oh my God I did not just say that, did I just say that? Oh my God I'm so adorable.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
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</Characters>
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</Speaker>
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>I know the timings bad, but I hate to be a nudge, but there's stuff that he has to sign that needs to be mailed by four.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
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<QuoteText>OK, if he's not down by four, I'll get the papers up to him.</QuoteText>
|
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<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>OK, it's three forty eight.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>OK, Ryan you know what? You can do this.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh, no, I have no training in this sort of thing.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Come on.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Don't play dumb, you know damn well what we talking about.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Come on. He'll listen to you.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Come on Ryan.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Everyone</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="meta">everyone</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Let's do it.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Come on pretty boy.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Michael, you have always taken a great interest in my career.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>I will miss you the most Ryan.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh, what is your deal man!? Seriously I don't get it.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Let me borrow that chief. Michael, you don't have to prove anything to anyone but yourself. So don't jump just to prove anything to us. OK? That said, if you need to prove something to yourself, you should jump.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Oh!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Up to you.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>No no no!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>If you do jump, I want you to reach for the sky.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Hey!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
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</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>OK. careful, thanks. [takes bullhorn from Andy]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Grab a comet and kiss the moon! Kiss it!</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>See this is why you always take ten thousand to one. You never know.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
|
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<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>You own a convertible. Come on man that's, that's hot. Women love that stuff right?</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
|
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</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
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<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>It's only leased, and it's got rust damage, he'll never get his deposit back.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
|
<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>Coal miners, crab fishermen, Dog the bounty hunter, all dangerous jobs. But also upper middle management. [takes deep breath] Wow! I could have fallen off a roof today... And you don't worry about falling off a roof when you work on a crab boat... And there are no roofs in coal mines.</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
|
</Quote>
|
|
</Scene>
|
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<Scene>
|
|
<Quote>
|
|
<QuoteText>[in parking lot] Goodnight Stanley. [sees his car is keyed, just nods his head]</QuoteText>
|
|
<Speaker>
|
|
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
|
|
<Characters>
|
|
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
|
|
</Characters>
|
|
</Speaker>
|
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</Quote>
|
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</Scene>
|
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</SceneList>
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