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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Merry Christmas! [holds up dead goose and puts it on Pam's desk]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Merry Christ-[looks up] NO! Why... why did you bring that here?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Don't worry, she's dead. Oh wait. He's dead.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dwight, what uh...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I accidentally ran over it. It's a Christmas miracle!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, get it out of here.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Relax, OK. And because this is Christmas, I am going to roast this goose and prepare it with a wild rice dressing. Do we have any cayenne pepper in the kitchen?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Merry Christmas Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jim.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wow. What have we got here?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What does it look like?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dead goose.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>And circle gets the square.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Pam] So can you watch this? I'm gonna get my carving knife out of the trunk.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, Dwight, we talked about this.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, Toby, this is different. He's already dead.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Once I brought in a duck. To prepare for lunch. And people got upset. Apparently, they got attached to the duck and didn't want to see it killed.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>He was already dead. And we Schrutes use every part of the goose. The meat has a delicious, smoky, rich flavor. Plus you can use the molten goose grease and save it in the refrigerator, thus saving you a trip to the store for a can of expensive goose grease.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wow. Win-Win.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Exactly. Thank you, Jim.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I like goose. If it's already dead is it so crazy we eat it?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's crazy. It's crazy.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Dwight, you cannot keep that here.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok, that is ridiculous. And totally against the spirit of Christmas.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Come on Dwight. We went over this, like for a half an hour.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's Christmas Toby.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's a dead animal in an office. You can't...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Toby...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm sorry.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[sighs] Please? Please?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Clean it in your car.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I would like it off my desk.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh Pam. Take a chill pill.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>[Riding a bicycle down the hallway and singing] Deck the halls with boughs of holly. Fa la la la la la la la la. [Struggling to stay on] 'Tis the ... ack. [expletive] Hey! [to Pam] I would like a nice slice of Christmas Pam. Side of candied Pams. And perhaps, some Pam-chops, with mint...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Can I help you, Michael?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm looking for the toy drive box.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's behind you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>OK... Well, I need to put this bike in there. I hope it'll fit, with all these little knickknacks.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wow. What kind of bike is that?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Umm... I don't know? Average kind?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>The tires look pretty worn.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, that is probably from the test drive.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>But the paint's chipping. Is that your old bike, Michael?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yo, Michael, sweet ride Mike.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, thanks. [Michael and Andy do a fist bump and explosion.]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Michael?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes? [Pam holds up a bag] Oh Pam, that is so sweet. You didn't have to do that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[hands over bag] I didn't, it's from corporate.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>OK. Did everybody get one of these?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yup.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Terrific. Good.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>This is going to be the best Christmas ever. My girlfriend Carol is coming to our party tonight, and I have a little surprise for her. [singing] I've got two tickets to paradise! Pack your bags, we're leaving the day-after-tomorrow! Um, taking her to Sandals, Jamaica, all-inclusive. All-inclusive. You know what that means? Right? Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[Creed takes toy from toy drive box.] Oh, I think you're supposed to put a toy in the box, Creed.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>And a happy holiday to you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[Carol walks through door looking upset] [waves] Carol.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hi, is Michael around here?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>There she is. A Christmas Carol. Hello [kisses Carol] You're about five hours early to the party. You're such a blonde. [laughs]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hey, everybody. I don't know who you haven't met yet, but I think this is one of them. This is my girlfriend - Carol. This is just the front of her. Show 'em, show 'em the other side.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[whispers] What?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Turn around, turn around. Come on. [making a body turning gesture]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Get outta here.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, you get outta here.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>If I may say. She's even prettier that you described her.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[standing up] Oh, ouch. Michael, I don't think there is anything wrong with the way you described her.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I really need a moment alone with you. [Carol heads towards Michael's office.]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Not as much as I need a moment alone with you. [puts finger on her back and reaches for her butt] Berp.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What is this? [Holds up a Christmas photo]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That is my Christmas card. It's a picture of you and me and your kids on a ski trip, having a blast. Ski-sons Greetings.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No. See, we never went on a ski trip.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I know.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I went on a ski trip.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Right.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Two years ago with my kids and my ex-husband.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes, but what you didn't realize at the time was that I was with you in a sense. I was in your heart...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Michael.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>And next to your kids. What?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>This is so weird.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I don't understand?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's a bold move, to Photoshop yourself into a picture with your girlfriend and her kids on a ski trip with their real father. But then again, Michael's a bold guy. [Towards unseen cameraman] Is bold the right word?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I think you're a really sweet guy.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>OK</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>But, um, I don't know how to deal with, with this thing [waves Christmas card]. And, and the proposal. And I don't think things are going to work out with us.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, no no no Ok, OK, You know what, you're not thinking straight. You know what you need? You need to think this through in [making drum noise] Jamaica's largest fresh water pool.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What are you talking about?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, no. Michael.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>And it's all inclusive.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm sorry.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Psst. Jim. [Jim turns around. Pam nods head towards her for him to come over] Um, hey. I need to give you your Christmas gift now because, well, I'll just tell you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Are you serious?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[closes folder] You know what? Uh, I really don't think I should be doing this stuff anymore, you know?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I feel like there's a chance for me to start over. And if I fall back into the same kind of things I used to do., then ... what am I doing?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'd like everybody's attention. Christmas is canceled.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You can't cancel a holiday.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Keep it up Stanley and you will lose New Year's.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What does that mean?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael, what's going on?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Will they still air 'Rudolph?'</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's not fair.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[over everybody else's talking] Are we gonna cancel Hanukah as well?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Fine! [everybody stops talking] Have your party. Just no guests.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>But we invited guests.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, oh, oh, oh, it hurts.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I know.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>OK, well, why are you laying like that?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Like what?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>And not that you didn't want to try them. Some wine may have helped. Do you know what I'm referring to?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael. Sorry to interrupt. Uh, It appears we're one bathrobe short.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Take it from Toby.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Copy.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, thank you.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Ok ... um, another idea was karaoke ...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>God help you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're kidding.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What are you doing? ["Goodbye My Lover" by James Blunt plays]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>Oh, look at this, she saved you two thousand dollars 'cause they failed to report a mold problem. [Continues to sift through papers] But wouldn't that affect the final... How did she? Oh, oh, I see what she did. That is good. Wow. Carol is one smart cookie.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Um, usually like that.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Right.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh cool, yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey Kev.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<QuoteText>It'll be all right.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[Pam puts up another flyer] What is that? [Reads flyer] The "Committee to Plan Parties invites you to a margarita-karaoke Christmas?" There's no such thing as the "Committee to Plan Parties."</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>There is now. We just started it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, you just can't start a committee. You have to have funding.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's your funding?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Two hundred dollars.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's ours again?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Umm, two hundred and one dollars.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh right.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Right.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I think that's a really good option...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You can't do that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>As ranking number three in this office, I am order -</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Umm... I'm number three.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're number four.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, but I'm number three.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ah, no. [to Pam and Karen] You must turn over to me all Christmas decorations and party paraphernalia immediately that will be returned to you on January fourth.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>OK, I think I can help here.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok, good</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>As ranking number two, I am starting a committee to determine the validity of the two committees and I am the sole member. The committee will act on this now.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>OK, this is stupid.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Could you please keep it down? [interrupted Dwight] I'm in session. I've determined that this committee is valid. [Pam and Karen cheer.]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No no, no, wait, wait, wait [raises hand] Permission to join the Validity Committee.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Permission denied.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Damn it!</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey. I can't concentrate when I know you're in pain, man. Let me take you to lunch. [Michael sighs.] C'mon, my treat.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right. Nothing here to distract myself with anyway.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's my boy. I know the perfect place, too.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hooters?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. Benihana. Much classier. But don't worry, the babes are totally hot, too. [do a fist bump and explosion]</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ah man, I can't.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why not?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ok, feel better.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thanks.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>C'mon Jim, let's go.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>OK. [to Ryan] Wow, thanks for taking all the excuses, dude.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Doctor appointment, car trouble, plantar warts, granddad fought in World War II. Use your head, man. I keep mine in here. [Holds up blackberry.] Look alive, Halpert. Welcome back.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho and you told her she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then ... and then suddenly she's not yo' ho no mo'.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So she looks really hot, so I said, "You look hotter than usual today." [to waitress] Thank you. Michael [gesturing to sit down.] Head of the table.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>So she looks at me right, and she goes, "I'm sorry, don't I even know you?" After a year, a year of buying lattes from her, do you believe that?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Carol used to drink lattes.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>She would get this little foam mustache...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>And I used to say "Hey, got latte?" And she'd say, that's not funny.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>She totally got me. She understood that we didn't have to laugh to enjoy --</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael! Repeat what you said louder!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm already starting to forget what color eyes she had. I can't, OK, I'm gonna call her. I am gonna call and find out...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Who are you calling?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Put that away. Put that away. S.O.S. We... I... May day. Haha. Man down over here, [to waitress] we need your help.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What can I get for 'ya?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>One part eggnog, three parts sake. Some places won't make it for you though, because eggnog is seasonal.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You should, you should put out salt for the rims [referring to margaritas]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's a great idea.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Pam, don't tell her what to do! Phyllis.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>OK.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I think I'll go to Angela's party, because that's the party I know.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So I only use three?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>If you're using more than three pieces of tape to wrap a present, you're doing it wrong.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>OK. And where to do you get all those cool bows?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>OK. Are you sure I can't use like, the cartoons from the newspaper?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh yeah, your mom would love that.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Bye.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>He's cute. You should date him.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, yeah... Maybe.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Looks like you've got a little Nakiri knife action going there.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, it's Usuba.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Chef</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">chef</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, I bet you wish you had a Nakiri, though.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Actually, the Usuba's the better knife when you're working with this quantity.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Chef</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">chef</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nah, I don't know... Still think Nakiri's better.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think he'd know. [Dwight and her stare at each other]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Woman at Bar</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">woman-at-bar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nothing he's doing is cheering me up.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wait for the onion. Trust me. Hey Cindy, he just had his heart broken, you wouldn't do that to him, would you?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cindy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">cindy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, sure you would. Look at you, I bet you break up with a guy every hour. [Cindy laughs and walks away]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You made her laugh. Yes! She totally digs us. [referring to what chef is doing] Watch, watch, watch, watch. [Onions smoke up] Heh, heh? What did I tell 'ya?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're right. That's good.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hello everyone. We would just like to announce that our party is starting now in the break room. So... you can come by... .</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I have a very important announcement to make... about... your paychecks. Umm... Your paychecks will be arriving as scheduled on Friday. And they will be in the correct amount that they are normally in... Please stand by for a very important announcement... refer..[starts to leave office] for further regarding your paycheck! [runs outside]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[on cell phone to Dwight] I need to know if I can start the party?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael! Hey! Over here, Michael! [waves down Michael with a napkin and whistles to get attention]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>This drink... [in audible conversation with Michael]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know. No one can hear me. You know what? Start the party.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Did Michael give you permission to do this?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[with conviction] Start the party.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Angela slams phone shut and runs back to office.] Also, I would like to inform you that, um, as a special treat, my party will be starting early. In fact, it will be starting right now [opens door to conference room.]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Our party is also starting now [opens door to break room.]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yup.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Stanley gets up and walks towards the break room.] All right Stanley. Woo.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good choice. [Kelly drags Ryan to the break room.]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Welcome Hannah. You will not be disappointed.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why would I be disappointed?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Hannah</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">hannah</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I said you wouldn't be disappointed. [Meredith heads towards break room.]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Meredith, if you don't come to my party, you will be very, very sorry.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is that a threat?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, it's an invitation.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We have vodka!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Lots of it! [Meredith leaves to break room party.]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I hear Angela's party will have double-fudge brownies. It will also have Angela. Double fudge... Angela... double fudge... Angela [puts out hands to weigh his options] Hmmm...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Brownies. Cupcakes. [Kevin walks toward conference room]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Don't push it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Are we taking this too far? You know what, I don't think we're taking this far enough. [Pam and Karen look at each other] What?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I got goose bumps.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't back down. My sister and I used to be best friends, and we haven't talked in 16 years. Over some disagreement, I don't even remember. So... yeah. I'm pretty good.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ahh, damn this chicken is good. My compliments to the chef. [points to chef] Which is you! Right? Hahahaha. Awesome! I need some meat. I want some steak. [leans over to neighboring man's plate] I see steak.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Excuse me.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Man</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">man</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Excuse me [tries to take away meat with chopsticks] Ah, un guard. [Fights with chopsticks and laughs] Family style.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, it's not.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Cindy, Cindy.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't think... I love it!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I want you to close your eyes and imagine your dream house. [Cindy laughs] C'mon, do it for Michael. He's had a really long day.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[laughing] I don't know what he's doing.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>This is great.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jim! Jim! What... What's happening?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, [points to Cindy] she's asleep.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh... Narcolepsy.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Probably.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Now open your eyes and describe it to me.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I... don't know, it has four bed rooms and a loft...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Cindy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">cindy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh my gosh, now she's up.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>And she's trying to correctly butcher a goose, but she's having trouble coming up with it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, OK. Cindy! Yo, Cindy! Cindy! Hold its neck back and insert the knife below the jaw. Bring it all the way around, there's going to be a good amount of blood. [Cindy looks confused. Woman next to Dwight is disgusted] Don't let it bother you. Have a bucket there, for the blood... and the innards... and the feathers.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh no, this is different. The CIA thing, that was a prank on Dwight. This is more like a umm... OK, it's pretty much the same thing.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What d'ya think? [to Stanley about his drink]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Fruity and delicious.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>See, I told you. You want one Meredith?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No thanks. They're too sweet.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Meredith</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">meredith</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, so what's the status.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Looks like they forgot the power cord.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, you're kidding me?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, you guys, guys, um... I'm sorry, but there's a problem with the karaoke machine. [everyone sighs]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well that blows.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hang on little ladies. You don't need this thing, I'll go grab my synthesizer. [Everyone cheers]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Darryl! Darryl! Darryl! [Darryl exits break room and passes Phyllis]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Everybody</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="meta">everybody</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey. Hey, look, when you get done with your... [looks inside conference room] meeting, you should, uh, come to the break room. We're having a party.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, ok.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right. Se you later...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[tries to break nut on a Nutcracker doll] These nuts are really hard to crack.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Hannah</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">hannah</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Try harder then. [Hannah smashes Nutcracker on top of nut. Sees Kevin take another brownie] Uh uh. No one has seconds until everyone's had some.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You've got to be kidding!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You've got to be kidding. {Kevin takes bite of brownie]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Cold, huh?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Huh? [puts on jacket]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Maybe that'll help. Is it cold in there?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[referring to waitresses] They have been checking us out, all night! I am not kidding!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know what we should do?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We should invite them to the Christmas party.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Now, you are thinking. Yes. And you know what? Because you have had such a rough day, you get Cindy.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, you are such mench my friend. [They stand up and do fist bump and explosion]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>OK, where is everybody? I would like them to meet my new girlfriend. [Guys walk in with two different waitresses from Benihana's]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm sure they'll want to meet her, too.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>The least I could do was give some poor sick kid a bike.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That rocks.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Second Cindy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">cindy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nah, you rock. Tell you what, if you want it, it's yours.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thanks! I, I wanna give you something.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Second Cindy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">cindy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh. [She whispers in his ear. Michael starts to laugh] That's what she said.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hello? I would like everybody to meet my new girlfriend.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>My new girlfriend.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Where's Dwight?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is he the hot one or the giant baby?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Second Cindy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">cindy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[whispers] The giant baby. Wow, I am so sorry, I had no idea this party would be so lame.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[under her breath] There's another party in the break room.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, party in the break room! Let's go, let's go! Thank God! Let's go to the break room.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, excuse me! Waitress lady! Hey, where do you think you're going with that? [refers to toy she just took from table]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I thought I could have it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Second Cindy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">cindy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You can't have it [takes back toy] I don't walk into your house and steal your Hello Kitty backpack.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Shhh... Shut it! C'mon! Party.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey! It's Angela! [Angela slams door shut, but not before Kevin sneaks out] Hey!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We're going to ...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[singing] I want you to know. That I'm happy for you. I wish nothing but...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I just think there are two, two specific kinds of people in the world. People who own houses and people who own condos. [turns to reach for pretzel while Second Cindy turns other direction] And... my question to you [points and pulls away other waitress] is do you agree?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do I agree about what?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Other Waitress</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">waitress</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do you agree about what? [laughs] Wow. You're lucky you're so darn cute.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What're you talking about?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Other Waitress</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="background">waitress</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What're you talking about?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[singing] And I'm here to remind you of the mess you left when you went away. It's not fair, to deny me of the cross I bear that you give to me. You, you, you, you, you, you, you oughta know ta know.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right [high fives Kevin]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Did you have fun at Benihana's?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. It was awful. I couldn't hear anything. [cheers from other party]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I've had the worse day here [turns up Nutcracker music on the stereo. [Sighs. Dwight reaches for and holds Angela's hand]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Karen and Pam enter] Dwight, you won the raffle! [holds out gift]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No... way! Yeah!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Open it! Open it ! Open it! [Dwight rips open present. Angela is upset and Pam notices]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do you like it?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Walkie-talkies.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Can I talk to you a second?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well the Committee to Plan Parties has served its purpose. We're gonna disband. In the name of Christmas.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[holds up rice krispie shaped like a star] In the name of Nutcracker Christmas.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Angela, we've been hearing really great thing about uh... your brownies and we were hoping you'd consider merging into two parties.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm not sure. Does your karaoke machine have Christmas songs?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, but we don't have a power cord.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, I may have seen it somewhere. [Goes to plant and picks up power cord] Is it this one?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mmm. Hmm.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, thanks.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We'll go tell everyone.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>OK.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[singing] And if you want love, we'll make it. Swim in a big sea of blankets. Take all your big plans and break 'em. This is bound to take awhile. Your body is a wonderland. [Michael notices Cindy ride up to him on the bike and looks confused] Your body is a wonderland.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="true">{Andy} and {Michael}</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Your hands.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Your body is a wonderland.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Both</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="meta">both</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'll use my hands on it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Andy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">andy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Something 'bout the way your hair falls in your face...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Both</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="meta">both</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[singing] Whatever we deny or embrace. For worse or for better. We belong, we belong, we belong together... Ryan...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>When you know, you just know.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Right.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Check her out. My little gal over there. Babe-alectable.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Which one is she? [Michael stares at both waitresses]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's... it's one of those two. [points at both]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You don't know?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dude, you should know.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah... well, it's been hard, they're wearing the exact same uniform. And I've been drinking. And you know how all waitresses look alike.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I honestly don't see what the big deal is. Stevie Wonder is married. Are you going to tell me that Stevie Wonder doesn't love his wife just because he's not sure what she looks like?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey. Where's my girl? Is she in the fridge? Where is she hiding? I don't know where she is. 'Cause I'm drunk, I can't even find her.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know where I am.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Second Cindy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">cindy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Haha, I do! I just haven't hugged you in awhile [marks Cindy's arm with a black marker]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Second Cindy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">cindy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, good. That felt good. Let's go. Party.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[singing] Spinnin' n reelin with love. Give it the time, I might come back down. But it feels so good. My feet don't touch the ground. Wha..wha..wild. Wha..wha..wild. Well everybody knows, I'm crazy about 'ya...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[into walkie-talkie] Monkey, this is Possum. Do you copy?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[into another walkie-talkie] Copy, Possum. What's your twenty?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No way. [both hold up Bridget Jones' Diary movie DVD]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What a horrible, horrible movie that was.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>And now we get to remember it forever.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thank you. [Both hug]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Karen</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Second Cindy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">cindy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, hey, you. How are ya?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey. This party blows, so we're gonna leave.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Second Cindy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">cindy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, no, no. Hey, you should stay because we are having fun and...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Cool...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Second Cindy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">cindy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Where do you wanna go?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I... We're just gonna take off.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Second Cindy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">cindy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I... you know what? I, OK, listen. I like you. I really like you. So much in fact, that I would like you to accompany me on a trip to Sandals, Jamaica.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No... I have school. [leaves with other waitress and bicycle]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Second Cindy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">cindy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You want help? OK... Merry Christmas.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Merry Christmas.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Second Cindy</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[singing] Lady, from the moment I saw you standing all alone. You gave all the love that I needed...</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That waitress was the one.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. She wasn't.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>How can you be sure?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, for starters, I've known you as a couple since the beginning of the relationship, which was approximately [looks a watch] three hours ago.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Don't make fun... You're making fun of me.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sorry.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I guess, I didn't know her very well. I marked her arm.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You what?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I, I put a mark on her arm. [Both are laughing] So I could tell them apart. I don't... I know, I know. I can't believe I gave her my bike!</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, why do I feel like crap?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You just had a rebound.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I had rebound? Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. Which, don't get me wrong, can be a really fun distraction, but, when it's over, you're left thinking about the girl you really like, the one that broke your heart.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I totally rebounded. Someone else shoots and I take the ball and I score. Well, I guess I didn't score and I'm not sure who's actually shooting, but, whatever. Doesn't matter. It's all good. Or as my ex might say. Domo arigato, Mr. Scott-o.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[singing, with Dwight holding up microphone] Little baby, parum pum pum pum. I am a poor boy too, parum pum pum pum. I have no gift to bring, parum pum pum pum. That's fit to give our King, parum pum pum pum..</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[on phone] Yes, I just wanted to see if, uh you would like to come to Jamaica with me. There's this resort called Sandals. Really? OK. All right. I promise you won't be disappointed. Umm, It's all-inclusive...</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[singing] ... Shall I play for you, parum pum pum pum [Oscar and Gil walk through door]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Too soon. [both turn back around and walk out]</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[singing] I played my drum for Him, parum pum pum pum. I played my best for Him, parum pum pum pum, Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[singing along] pum pum pum pum pum pum pum</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Bye Pam.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Night.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Pam] Oh, you know what? Sorry, forgot to tell you. I intercepted a transmission earlier and it seems that the CIA is gonna need Dwight down at their headquarters in Langley for training and an ice cream social with the other agents.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We should get him a bus ticket. [types on computer] To make his trip easier.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh no, that would be great.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It costs seventy five dollars.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hmm... Well, maybe the CIA can send a helicopter?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ohh... [laughs]</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Cell phone beeps] What the? [Reading text message] "You have been compromised. Abort mission. Destroy phone." Destroy phone? [Dwight throws phone off of the roof and walks away]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="1">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>William Randolph Shakespeare once wrote in one of his plays, and I'm paraphrasing here, "Love doth be poison." Brilliant. And a lot of people don't give Shakespeare enough credit. They think it was somebody else. A-holes.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="2">
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<QuoteText>When Michael suggested canceling Christmas, I was outraged, not on my behalf, but on behalf of baby Jesus. I mean, would he cancel Christmas because he got dumped or he was two weeks behind on his party planning, on top of the fact that his cats were ill? I think not. I think baby Jesus would suck it up and plan his party.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="3">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>We didn't have a party planning committee in Stamford. Somebody would just volunteer to run out to Carvel and pick up an ice cream cake. So the fact that they have a committee here, fascinating.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">karen</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="4">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>This is ridiculous. I... I've spent so much time, like I always do. And for that little trollop to come in here and throw her own party... Are you even listening to me?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Angela, what do you want me to do?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I want you to tell her to stop, Toby. Am I being clear?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[sighing] Look, it's a free country. If she wants to throw a party...</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What are you...?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>...using her own money...</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>And what...</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>...then she should be allowed to.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No she shouldn't.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>The more the merrier.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Angela slaps Toby on the face.] Stop it.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oww.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm sorry. It wasn't my intention to hurt you, but I want to wake you up to the injustice that's going on right in front of your face.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That really hurt. I'm writing you up. [Angela makes an angry face] Hey, you are not allowed to touch other employees. Am I being clear?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael was so right about you. You are pathetic.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="5">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't care which party I go to. Once you've danced naked at a hash bonfire with the spirits of the dead, all parties seem pretty much the same.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="6">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think I'll go to Angela's party, because that's the party I know.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="7">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Where would you like the Rice Krispy Treat stars?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>They're Sugarplum fairy wands.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sugarplum fairy wands.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's like you weren't even at the meeting.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="8">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm going to the party in the break room, because they have more chairs in there. If I have to stand around a long time, I get real unpleasant to be around.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="9">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Phyllis puts down phone] Hmm hmm. [Phyllis gets up and goes to Angela's party]</QuoteText>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="10">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, no, no, no. You know what, I better hold off. I wanna make sure I don't dial Carol before I get drunk.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>So, really, you're just calling her?</QuoteText>
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<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah. You know what? I am. I'm gonna call her. That's a good idea.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[from across the table] Where's Michael going? Michael? Is he sick? Is he choking?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="10">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[on [phone] No, I don't think I'm asking too much. I think it's only fair that you tell me exactly what I did wrong. Okay. Uh huh. Well that... yeah. Uh huh. All right. Well, could you tell me something that I did right?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="11">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[knocks on office wall] Hey.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hello, Ryan.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Merry Christmas. [hands over a gift]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, thank you. Do you always get presents for your ex-girlfriends?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, we're never technically... um is there.. Is there a problem?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, I didn't get you anything, because you have treated me inconsiderately, and I'm not gonna stand for that anymore.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Um That's... That's fair. I'm sorry. Merry Christmas. [Ryan starts walking away.]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[runnning after him] Wait, Ryan, you're not mean. You're adorable. I'm so sorry. I got you a present, too. But then when I got to work, I didn't see anything on my desk from you, so I threw it away. And then Asuncion took the trash out, that's why I think it's in the dumpster. I'm so sorry. I'm the worst. [Kelly hugs Ryan]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="12">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>There's no fizz in this punch. Phyllis!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'll just go get a ginger ale.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, I've got it, Phyllis. Stay. Have fun. Eat your wand.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="13">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[talking to Kelly in dumpster] Hey, Kelly, you know what? Throw my gift away, too.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[from inside dumpster] No, you paid money for that CD.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm serious. It'll show that we don't care about material things.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't understand.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Kelly, I'm so cold!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[starts to cry] You don't have to scream at me.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Are you having fun in this relationship?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sometimes.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know Kelly, sometimes I look at us and I think...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[crying] Don't dump me while I'm in the dumpster. Just go back inside if you're so cold. I'll just stay in the dumpster. [Ryan smirks]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>[both inside dumpster] Did you look over here?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Who's eating all these apples?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Kelly.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael was on an egg-yolk diet. He's so weird.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do you think I should diet?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<QuoteText>No, you're perfect. [Kelly gasps] What? Did you find it?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, I'm scared.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>All of a sudden?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh huh. Hold me.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kelly</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kelly</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, honey, here's Stanley.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hi.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Second Cindy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">cindy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>He is also in an interracial relationship, so, you know, if you have any problems, you can always call him.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, you're gonna face far greater problems than I can possibly help you with.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sounds good. Okay, let's go.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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