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<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Hello. Jim?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What's up, buddy?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>This is not funny. Why is my stuff in here?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Wow, that's weird. Oh, dollar for a stapler, that's pretty good.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, well, I'm not paying for my own stuff, okay? I know you did this, because you're friends with the vending machine guy.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Who, Steve?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Sorry. What do I want? What do I want... Oh, it's a pencil cup.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, no, no, no, no. That's my pencil cup.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay, fine. Where's my wallet?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, there it is. J1.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Here, you know what? You can have some nickels.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Michael.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Stanley.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Is this an overnight?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Should my wife tell her boss she's not coming in tomorrow?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, no. But... okay, don't spoil it for everybody, all right? But we are going on a booze cruise on Lake Wallenpaupack.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>In January?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>This is not just another party. This is a leadership training exercise. Right? I'm going to combine elements of fun and motivation and education into a single mind-blowing experience.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It is now time to unveil the destination of this year's retreat. We are going on a harbor cruise of Lake Wallenpaupack. It's a booze cruise!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, that's not my fault, okay? Just.. we're not going to pay for a bathing suit. Okay, I know what you're all thinking, "Who is this smart little cookie?" Her name is Brenda... something, and she is from corporate. And she is here, like you, to learn from what I have to say.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Please. The life preservers.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Bishop O'Hara.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, we already sort of started it back at the office and on the dock with the Gilligan thing, so... right now, I was thinking. Yes. Okay, listen up all you Dunder-Mifflinites! I would like to talk to you all about life preservers. Now, one important life preserver in business is IT support.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Not now, Mike, we're doing the limbo! That's right, partiers, it's time to limbo, limbo, limbo!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So, okay.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Me.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Okay...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What is a sales department? Oscar, what do you think?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I don't know what the categories are of workers on a boat.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm not giving you the answer. Deck hands is one. And...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, oh, can I be the first mate?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, I'm first mate. You're second mate. I'm first mate, as the captain.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>How about the anchor?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
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<QuoteText>Well, the anchor is the only thing that kind of slows the ship down. Toby is the anchor. Oh, God. He, well... [to Brenda] Tell you about Toby later, he's awful.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, I know Toby from Jan's birthday.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">brenda</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, Brenda.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">toby</Character>
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<QuoteText>Oh, hey, Toby. So... It's an analogy.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Toby running to get on the cruise] Hey! What's wrong with you? You missed the boat.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I got lost.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">toby</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Idiot.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We can go back.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, no, no. That's his punishment for not being here on time. Too bad, anchor!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I guess I shouldn't have stopped for dinner.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>On the high seas, Captain Jack is the leader. On the land it's Michael. On the ramp up to the boat, I was a bit conflicted. But now that I'm here, I'll follow Captain Jack to hell and back.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, Captain Jack, what kind of fish they got in this lake?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Perch, bass.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="recurring">captain-jack</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know, my grandfather told me there was a monster here that eats Catholics. Have you heard...</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I haven't heard that, Dwight.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>If the hull is breached for any reason or the boat is overtaken, I am a volunteer Sheriff's Deputy, and you can count on me.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's good to know, Dwight. Thanks.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Your problem now, Captain Jack.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey. You know what the best way of studying is?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>At home, not on a boat?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Flash cards.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Flash cards. Doesn't really help me right now because I'm on a boat.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You are gonna get seasick if you keep reading in here.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah! All right. All right. That was awesome. All right, looks like the guitar player's gonna take a little break. So this'd be a great time to head on over to the taco bar. All right.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Captain Jack</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">captain-jack</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That is a great way to kill this party. Not on my watch. Let's, uh,... Let's rock. Let's rock some stuff here, okay? [playing badly] Okay... I'm hearing a little too much reverb. [feedback echoing] Can we down the reverb? All right. Follow my lead. [playing Smoke on the Water] Does you guys know that? Take the bass. Take the drums. What?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do you want me to give it a shot? Just...</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know what? I don't think it's in...</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I...</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's not in tune. I don't know if you can...</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't know, let's try.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>...make much of out of it, Creed. Good luck to you. I don't know. It is a defective ax, my friend.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Good luck.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Guys, E, blues. Follow me, okay? [playing well]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Back in the '60s, I was with the Grass Roots. We toured with Janis Joplin, The Doors, Cream. We had a lot of fun, And now I do quality assurance for a paper company. As you can imagine, drugs played a part. They still do. My work calls last about 90 seconds, and that's about as long as I can concentrate.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Creed</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">creed</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Those slide moves are just bush league. I hope I die before I'm old.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[throwing up]</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="9">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[speaking Spanish] Por favor, tequila seoor.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think you've had enough.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
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<QuoteText>What you say, bitch? You know, you might be right.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="10">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You've been to the lake before?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, I have. [kisses Pam]</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, you should have.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I do what's right whenever I figure it out. I love you, babe.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Love you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="10">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You should make a toast.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Katy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">katy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, I really don't want to.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jim, come on, don't be shy.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Katy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">katy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Everybody, everybody? There is a toast. Come on...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Katy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">katy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah! Toast!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, toast! Toast! Toast!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Katy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">katy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Come on.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thanks, Katy. Um, didn't really prepare anything to say. We're all caught pretty unprepared with this whirlwind courtship. I guess I just wanna say that Pam is the greatest. My best friend. And she's awesome. And...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, okay. My turn, my turn. Is this thing on? Uh, I want to congratulate the happy couple. You know, they say that marriage is an institution. And I say, who wants to be in an institution?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's my line! That's my line, That's... I always say that at weddings. So I'll just think of something else to say. I... [band starts playing]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Cheers.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Katy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">katy</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, Jim. You got a hat?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thanks.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="11">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Angela] So this is...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[storms out of Michael's office] Well, we're not going to Florida.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh. Someplace with a pool, then?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[gives Phyllis a look]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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