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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Jim] Hey, you ready?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right, all right, secret sign. Hey, Ryan. [Ryan holds up his bag] Very good. Excellent, excellent.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael!</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Today at lunchtime we're going to be playing the warehouse staff at a friendly little game of basketball. My idea. Last time I was down there, I noticed they'd put up a couple of hoops, and I play basketball every weekend. So I thought, "This might be kinda fun." And so I started messing around and... I'm sinking a few, you know. Swish, swish, swish. Nothing but net. And their jaws just dropped to the floor. African-Americans! So... you know, it's really just a good friendly game, a reason to get together.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Pam, Pam, thank you ma'am. Messages, please. Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael, can I talk to you, please? Privately? In your office? I think I should be on the team.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. And that's not me being mean, Dwight. That is based on your past behavior.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, please.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[to camera] When I let him come to my pick-up game...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I apologized for that.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Dwight] I vouched for you.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael, I...</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I vouched for you in front of Todd Packer, Dwight. All right, here's what I'm going to do. The hand strikes and gives a flower. You are not going to play basketball. But I need somebody to come in and take over the holiday and weekend work calendar.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I can handle that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Good. Excellent, it'll be fun. Because corporate, uh, wants someone to be here on Saturday. And so we're going to have to have some people come in on the weekend, and I know nobody's gonna want to do it and I know everybody's gonna complain and bitch and I don't want to have to deal with that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>And that's why you have an assistant regional manager.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes it is. Assistant to the regional manager.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[to camera] Same thing.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, it's not. It's lower, so...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>It's close.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So we need someone to work this Saturday and I think that, that should be...Jim.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>God, this is so sad. This is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone's head. Phyllis, can you believe this?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Keep me out of it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>My fiance has plans for us this Saturday. So I really hope that Dwight doesn't make me work. Maybe I should sleep with him? I'm kidding, kidding. Totally kidding.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>All right, managing by walking around. This is our warehouse. Or, as I like to call it, the whorehouse. But don't you call it that, I've earned the right.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Fine, don't worry about that.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>And here we have "Mister Roger's Neighborhood." Come on over here. Hey, this is Ryan. He's temping upstairs.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's up?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>And this is the foreman. Mista Ra-jahs.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's not my real name.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, it's Darryl. Darryl is Mista Ra-jahs.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Darryl Rogers?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Darryl Philbin. Then Regis, then Rege, then Roger, then Mister Rogers.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[laughs] And that is Lonny. And this is Roy. Roy dates Pam. You know, the uh, the best looking one upstairs.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yeah, yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You still getting it regular man? Huh? I mean, I can tell her it's part of the job! Rapport!</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[on the phone] No, no, I know that the warranty's expired, but isn't it supposed to last longer than two years if it isn't defective? OK, fine, three years.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Pam gets a little down. Her toaster oven broke. Um, which she got at her engagement shower. Um, for a wedding that still has yet to be set... and that was three years ago.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>So, um, one o'clock sharp and we've got a game on.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>We're loading at one.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, I see, you're chickening out on me. You're bailing on me.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, we got a truck going out at 1:15. So, that's the busy time.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh, well, I'm glad that some time is a busy time because whenever I'm down here it doesn't seem too busy to me. Oh, oh. You can dish it out, but you can't take it. OK, fine, have it your way. [clucking and dancing like a chicken]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>All right, fine, you know what? One o'clock.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>All right, see you at one.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Are we ready for the game?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[half-heartedly] Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I... yeah, yeah. I know, grumble, grumble. But you would follow me to the ends of the earth, grumbling all the way. Like that, uh, dwarf from Lord of the Rings.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Gimli.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Nerd. That is why you're not on the team.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Just trying to be helpful.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, [in a nerdy voice] "I'll help, Elwyn Dragonslayer, uh, ten points, power sword."</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>That's him.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>OK, so, let's put together a starting line-up, shall we? Stanley of course.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'm sorry?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Um, what do you play? Center?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Why "of course"?</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>What's that supposed to mean?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Uh, I don't know. I don't remember saying that.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Uh, I heard it.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Well, people hear a lot of things, man. Um... other starters... Me, of course. I heard it that time.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I'd like to play if it's just for fun. I played basketball in school.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>[ignores Phyllis)] Um... Yeah. Who else? We have Jim. We have Ryan, the new guy, right? Untested. Willing to prove himself now. A lot of passion, a lot of heart.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>But, I'm getting paid to skip lunch?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>OK.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes, this is business. The, uh, business of team building and morale boosting. Uh, who else?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I can help out, if you need me.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I will use your talents come baseball season, my friend. Or if we box.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I have a hoop in my driveway.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>I have a sports bra.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, no, ridiculous.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Michael, look. [Dwight throws paper at the garbage can]</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Missed it...</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Close. All right, uh... Me, Stan the man, Jim, Ryan and Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Yes!</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Sorry Phyllis.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Can I be team captain?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, I'm team captain.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Can I be team manager?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No, I am the team manager. You can be assistant to the team manager.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Assistant team manager?</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>No.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>OK, we'll see who's working this weekend then.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Jim, you're in charge of the vacation schedule now.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Oh my God.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>Threat neutralized.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[hits Pam in the head with a piece of paper] Off the backboard!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Please don't throw garbage at me.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, Pam with a zinger. Hey, Pam, how would you, like to be our cheerleader today? You know, some, ah, pigtails? A little, ah, halter top, you could tie that up. And you know, something a little, just, youthful, for a change. Just this once?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I don't think so Michael. Besides, I can't cheer against my fiance.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'll do it. Wear a little flouncey skirt if you want, and...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, I bet you would. Just try not to be too gay on the court. And by gay I mean, um, you know, not in a homosexual way at all. I mean the uh, you know, like the bad-at-sports way. I think that goes without saying.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Maybe Angela would cheerlead.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, yeah right.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'll do it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Phyllis</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">phyllis</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, yuck, that's worse than you playing. ... 'Cause we need you as an alternate in case somebody gets hurt. That's where we need you. Blessed be those who sit and wait. You made it, suit up, you're on the team! All right, cool! Very good.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh-oh. Oh-oh. A spy from the warehouse. Trying to figure out our plays, huh, man?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Just getting a tea bag.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh ho, oh, he's running. He's running. He's running, but he can't hide because you know what? One o'clock, you better bring your 'A' game. Because me, and my, posse guys are gonna be in your face. Right in your face!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Why don't we make it more interesting? Loser buys dinner at Farley's.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whoa-ho. I like the way you think. You know what, I'm gonna take that one step further. Loser, works, on Saturday.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, that's not as much fun. You know what?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're on.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>OK. Cool, you're on. [to Dwight] Don't screw this up.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to camera] Classic beginner's mistake, eating before a game.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Has anyone seen the first-aid kit? [Dwight holds the kit up] How many times have I told you? I'm the safety officer, not you.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Basketball? It was kind of my thing in high school. And I'm, yeah, I'm looking forward to playing. You know, I think I'm gonna impress a few people in here.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You coming down?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, I'm just forwarding the phones.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You gonna wish me luck?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, you're gonna need it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whoa.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is that trash talk from Pam?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[laughing] I'm just saying, Roy is very competitive.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>And he wants to take the WaveRunners to the lake this Saturday so...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, I'm going to the outlet mall on Saturday, so if you wanna save big on brand names and Roy has to work, which he will, because I'm also competitive, you should feel free to come along.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Um, I think I'm gonna be up at the lake.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I think I'll see you at the mall. Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, there he is! Secret weapon! All right, guys, come on, let's bring it in! Here we go! OK, listen, this is just going to be a friendly game, right? We are all on the same team here, the Dunder Mifflin team. Of course, if you beat us, you're fired. That's a joke. OK, let's do it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Have a good game man.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, you too. Should be fun.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right, everybody stretch out a little bit. Stretch it. Full stretch. Ryan, you wanna stretch?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I stretched before I came.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>OK.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
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<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>OK, Ryan, you have Darryl. I have Roy.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Really? I thought I'd take Roy.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Actually, I think Roy is their best player not Lonny. So, Dwight, you uh, have the East German gal. Uh, who else we got... Um...OK, all right, you guys.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[taking off his shirt] OK, we'll be skins!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Aw, come on Dwight.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What? Shirts on or off?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>On. Just put it on.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You sure?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes. Uh, Pam? You kind of have your foot in both camps, why don't you do the uh, jump ball OK?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Don't listen to him Pam. Trust me, tip it my way or you're sleeping in the car.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Stanley! What? You gotta be kidding me! !?! [Roy steals the ball, and goes for a lay up] Oh... Here we go! [Lonny shoots and makes it] Who's on him? Somebody get him!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Teammates</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="meta">teammates</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That's what I'm talking about.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, yeah, yeah. Over here, over here. [Jim saves the ball from going out of bounds and passes to Michael] Here we go. Three! [Shoots and misses] Let's go to the zone! We're going to zone!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>De-fense! [clap, clap] [Michael joins in] De-fense! [clap clap]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>De-fense! De-fense!</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Roy scores] Well done team.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Warehouse Worker</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="meta">warehouse-worker</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Who's got Roy? [Jim does a behind the back move around Roy for the basket]</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Woo!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[misses a half court shot] Aw, come on! What is wrong with me today!? Usually hit those. [Dwight scores] Dwight, I was open. All right, let's go.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Roy bumps Michael to get around him] OK, foul. Charging. Charging. That's a foul.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>OK.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>OK, I'll take it. [misses free throw] OK.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>When I am playing hoops all of the stress and responsibility of my job here just melts away. It's gone, I'm in the zone.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[misses another shot] What is wrong with me today?!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Who am I? Am I Michael Scott? I don't know... I might just be a basketball machine. What's Dunder Mifflin? I've never heard of it. Filing? Paperwork? Who cares? Possible downsizing? Um... well, that's probably gonna happen, actually.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jim! Jim! Jim, right here, Jim! Give me the ball! Ryan, cut! [Michael looks away and misses Jim's pass] Whoa!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>My bad.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[scores] Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[dancing] Where you at? Where you at? You over there? I'm over there.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Lonny</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">lonny</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>That is cool. Is that like the Robot?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Ryan scores] Nice! Come here! [gives Ryan a chest bump]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Can we just do one? That's cool, that's fine.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Ryan</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">ryan</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You have one more free throw shoot. Come on.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right, let's go.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Watch your back Madge.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Warehouse Worker</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="meta">warehouse-worker</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey! Come on man!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Madge</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">madge</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Come on! Hey, Dwight. Dwight!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[scores] Yeah! [points to Madge] In your face!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, like that counts.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Madge</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">madge</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>You know what? Dwight, Dwight...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Football is like rock and roll, it's just bam-bam-boo... And basketball is like jazz, you know? You're kind of... Dupee-doo, dupee-do. It's all downbeat, it's in the pocket, it's like... [singing] Dupee-do, dupee-do, dapee-dah...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[singing] Du-du-du-du-dupee-do, de-do-do-do. Du-du-du-du-dupee-do, de-do-do-do. Harlem Globetrotter...</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[steals the ball, scores, mimics singing] Du-du-du-du-dupee-do. Your ball.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>All right, time, time out. Come on, sales, over here. Bring it in! Come on!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's going on? What's going on? You're playing like a bunch of girls.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>You know what? Let me take Roy.</QuoteText>
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<QuoteText>All right, switch. Take it up a notch, come on.</QuoteText>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Shoot, shoot it. [Roy hits Jim in the mouth with his elbow] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Foul! Naked aggression! Oh, that is... You all right Jim? Suck it up.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Block, block, block!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>He's afraid of you now.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="recurring">madge</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Jim makes a shot after pushing off Roy] Ouch! Oh, how much does it hurt? How much does it hurt?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Scene>
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<QuoteText>[Jim pushes Roy to the ground and makes another shot] Yes!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What the hell man?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Take it easy.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, you take it easy.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Darryl scores] Watch the long passes, you guys!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Dwight steals the ball from Ryan] Same team, Dwight.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Dwight!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[scores] Yes!</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Phyllis scores] Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! In, your, face! Angela, what's the score?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>You're ahead.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, baby, here we go!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Jim has the ball] Jim! Jim! Right here! [runs into the elbow of the guy guarding him] Ow! God! Hold it!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm sorry.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Worker</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">worker</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Foul! Foul!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm sorry. You all right?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Worker</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="background">worker</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, that hurts.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Sorry, I didn't mean to do that.</QuoteText>
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<Characters>
<Character type="background">worker</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What's your problem man? Gah, just clocking me for no reason?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Take your shot man!</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, no, no, no. That was a flagrant, personal, intentional foul. Right there.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No it wasn't.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">worker</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[mocking voice] Yes, it was. You know what, I'm just being fair.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, really? No, I just put my arm up...</QuoteText>
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<Character type="background">worker</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Game over. Game over. That is it! I'm sorry, you know? I hate to do it this way but, you know, that's just... we're having a friendly game. It's a shame. This is a damn shame, but we're like a family here and that just, that won't fly.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>This is a cold pack...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Here, give me that. You have to break the interior bag. [bag explodes]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Thanks Dwight.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Wait, what does that mean? What is it, a tie? What's going on?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Lonny</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">lonny</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, let's just say whoever was ahead won.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That was you.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It was us? Really? I didn't, I didn't know. Great, I mean, I guess you guys are working Saturday. Your face.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, no, no, I'm not coming in on Saturday.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, this isn't happening.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Um... well, you guys, you know, I'm the boss so...</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>So what's that? We're coming in on Monday, right?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="recurring">lonny</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, hey...</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Monday?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Lonny</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">lonny</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[laughing] You guys believed me? Come on. Dogs, you know, you should know me better than that. No, oh, do you think that would've been good for morale? No. No. No. Exactly, no. I'm embarrassed it was even that close though. So... nah, of course, we're coming in Saturday. Good game. Word.</QuoteText>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Pam] ...so I talked to the scout, it looks good.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mmm-hmm.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I didn't sign anything.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey baby.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to Jim] Look at Larry Bird. Larry Legend.</QuoteText>
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</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, he's, uh, pretty good, huh? [to Roy] Let's get you into a tub.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Hey, what a game, huh? What a game.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What time do we have to come in?</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">oscar</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Come on. Let's not be gloomy here man. We're all in this together. We're a team. You know what? Screw corporate, nobody's coming in tomorrow. You have the day off. Like coming in an extra day is gonna prevent us from being downsized. Have a good weekend.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>The great thing about sports is that it is all about character. And you can learn lessons about life even if you don't win. But we did because we were ahead.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="1">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[slams palms on desk] Pam, Pam, thank you ma'am. Messages, please. Thank you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>New pants?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, yes. Thank you for noticing.</QuoteText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Abercrombie &amp; Fitch?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh, they look that good? Wow. [Mike Myers voice] Oh, Pam please behave. Mike Myers, genius. Um, no actually I got them at a fancier place. Target.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Michael, could I talk to you for a second, please?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Uh...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>In your office? [in Michael's office] You know that is why you have an assistant regional manager.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes, yes. Assistant to the regional manager.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[to camera] Same thing.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, it's not. It's lower.</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's close.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What was that?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>That look?</QuoteText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What look?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Like trying to find the camera, to give the camera a look. Okay, we're done. Is that your stomach? I keep hearing somebody's stomach. [whispers] God.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="2">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>So, you uh, see the Sixers game last night?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[howls like a wolf] Oww whoo whoo! The Answer was on fire!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Iverson. Yeah, always man. It's very important.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Darryl</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">darryl</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, man! Man I tell ya. Iverson has maybe got me beat by like 20 pounds, 3 inches. [makes 'pop' noise with his mouth]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>What? Iverson's not fat.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Roy</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="recurring">roy</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, neither am I. We both look good.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="2">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Do I have a nickname on the court, um? Well, The Answer would be nice, but it's taken. So, uh, probably The Question. The Answer dishes to The Question. The Question back to The Answer. Answer over to The Question. The Answer, whew, [makes shooting motion] three points. The Question, whew, whew, [makes shooting motion] six points. Nothing but net. Question, who's the best player in the league? Answer, The Question. Or the Drunkmeister.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="3">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I can't work Saturday.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Please, have a seat. [Kevin sits down] Okay, why not?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm in a band.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Marching or garage?</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's a Steve Miller Tribute Band.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Kevin</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">kevin</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I tell you what. You give me a tape of your band and a tape of the Steve Miller Band and I'll get back to you. That is all.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="4">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[on the phone] Mello.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
</Characters>
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</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Packer. Pac-man.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Whoa. Hey.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
</Characters>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Pac-man [imitating the noises of the video game Pac-man eating dots]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[on the phone] Is this Michael Scott? My secret lover. My intercom, I told you never to call me here. Never! [Michael's laughing]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm not your lover! I'm am not Michael Scott, I am Dr. Bergerstein. Your proctologist.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[on the phone] Bergerstein!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>Ah, yes. Ah. [laughs]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Quote>
<QuoteText>[on the phone] Bergerstein!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>It's not a Jewish joke, so don't worry.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[on the phone] I want my money back you greedy Hebrew. Bergerstein!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[clears throat] No, hey, hey , hey. You know what I just wanted to remind you about the game today. One 'o clock. Big game, big game.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[sounds sick on the phone] I can't make it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Mmm. No, you said you could man. We're counting on ya. You know you're playing point guard.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[on the phone] I... I'm not coming.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No. Hey... I mean, although it's just for fun, you know we want... I was counting on you man.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[on the phone] Oh, God! Stop whining. You know, you only come to the pick up game once a year. You little bitch. [Michael picks up phone, takes it off speakerphone] All right, yup. Hey, okay. No problem, you know, best you can do. Hey, you know. Hey, nice talking to you too. All right take care. [sighs] Michael Scoot. That's funny. He's a good friend.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Todd Packer</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">todd-packer</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="5">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[eating Tootsie Rolls from Angela's candy on her desk] Mmm. Good. Mmm.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>They're one per person. [points to sign "Please take one!!]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Would you like to have a vacation this year? That's what I thought. [continues eating Tootsie Rolls] Mmm, delicious.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="6">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, I though we were saving money for the wedding, but apparently Roy thought it was more important to buy two WaveRunners. I don't really ever get to use the other WaveRunner that's supposed to be mine because his brother uses it and they race.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Pam</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">pam</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="7">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Jim, you're the new schedule guy, huh?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm trying, yup.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yeah, I hear that. You know what? This little baby might come in handy.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Great, thanks.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>On one condition. You...</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Forget it. It's just a dry erase board.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, no it's not. Okay, check it out.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, that's insanely complicated and the first thing I'm going to do is erase it.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>No, you're not because I spent hours on it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Well, then keep it.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Okay, I will. Okay, fine. You'll be back.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="8">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[misses a free throw badly] I... I think you can play. Like you could when you were a kid. I think you can never give up the play. Because if people stop playing, then they stop living. It's like a shark. If a shark stops playing he stops living. And sharks are very playful creatures.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="9">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Dwight holds the first aid kit up] I'm the safety officer, not you.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Isn't that crazy? I'm a Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy. Lackawanna County says that it's okay for me to perform CPR, but for Michael my lips aren't qualified enough for his perfect little face. It's nuts.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Is that really necessary?</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Angela</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">angela</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[wearing a face guard] I've almost had my nose broken a dozen times.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="10"/>
<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="10">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[back to the basketball game] Let's go Lonny.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Warehouse Worker</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="meta">warehouse-worker</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Michael steals the ball] Yeah, Michael. Go Michael. [makes shot]</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Jim</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">jim</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Dwight</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">dwight</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="10">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Birdie. He's not the guy with the cheeks. Kenny G. Is... if you knew jazz, you'd know who I mean. Kenny G. God. Glad I remembered that. Jazz people know who he is.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
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<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
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<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="11">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[back to the basketball game] Dwight, pass it to Jim! Pass it to Ryan!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, my ankle!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Stanley, gotta play hurt.</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Oh, actually no I don't Michael.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I just want you know, you've been a big disappointment to me today, okay.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[in pain] Oh. Go away.</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Stanley</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">stanley</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>I'm in. I'm in. Here we go. [Lonny gets around Michael to score and he ends up in front of Phyllis] Zone, Phyllis! We're playing zone!</QuoteText>
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<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="12">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Kevin makes seven straight shots from the free throw line]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">None</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="meta">none</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
<Scene deleted="true" deleted_scene="13">
<Quote>
<QuoteText>[Michael hits a half court shot] Ah! [clapping]</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Everybody</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="meta">everybody</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
<Quote>
<QuoteText>Yes! Yes! All right. We got game!</QuoteText>
<Speaker>
<SpeakerText annotated="false">Michael</SpeakerText>
<Characters>
<Character type="main">michael</Character>
</Characters>
</Speaker>
</Quote>
</Scene>
</SceneList>
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