the-office/public/json/09/08.json

{"title": "The Target", "description": "Angela orders a hit on Oscar for cheating with her husband, the office makes a tower with their customer complaint cards, Jim wines and dines Stanley and Phyllis in exchange for a favor, and Pam begins her mural. ", "characters": {"dwight": {"name": "Dwight Schrute", "appearances": 57}, "angela": {"name": "Angela Martin", "appearances": 52}, "jim": {"name": "Jim Halpert", "appearances": 29}, "oscar": {"name": "Oscar Gutierrez", "appearances": 22}, "trevor": {"name": "trevor", "appearances": 22}, "pam": {"name": "Pam Beasley", "appearances": 17}, "kevin": {"name": "Kevin Malone", "appearances": 16}, "stanley": {"name": "Stanley Hudson", "appearances": 14}, "phyllis": {"name": "Phyllis Lapin", "appearances": 12}, "nellie": {"name": "Nellie Bertram", "appearances": 9}, "meredith": {"name": "Meredith Palmer", "appearances": 8}, "toby": {"name": "Toby Flenderson", "appearances": 8}, "darryl": {"name": "Darryl Philbin", "appearances": 6}, "erin": {"name": "Erin Hannon", "appearances": 6}, "hide": {"name": "Hide", "appearances": 4}, "david-wallace": {"name": "David Wallace", "appearances": 3}, "creed": {"name": "Creed Bratton", "appearances": 3}}, "seasonNumber": 9, "episodeNumber": 8, "scenes": [{"quotes": [{"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "Yesterday, Angela may or may not have figured out that I'm having an affair with her husband. So I just have to wait and see. When she comes in, if she's cold and awkward and cruel to me, then great, it's business as usual.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "Good morning. [clears throat]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "Oscar... [sighs] can I ask you a question?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "[whispering] Of course, ask me a que- questions.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "Is it cool in here to you?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "[hoarsely] Yes, a little bit. [normal voice] Yes.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "I think the thermostat is acting up again.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "It's the stupid thermostat! That thing is a catastrophe. So I'm gonna, um, on your suggestion, get someone to fix it. I'll just go downstairs.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "Thank you.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "No, thank you, Angela.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "She doesn't know. I shouldn't be surprised. This is a woman who married a man who is obviously a homosexual. Basically, she has her head in the sand. In a way I feel sorry for her. I guess the universe rewards true love.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Well, well, well, it's finally happened. Pam has ceased caring.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "These are my painting clothes.I think I'm gonna do it. I am really gonna start painting the warehouse mural today. [Jim applauds]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Meredith", "text": "Sure you don't want to put another coat of primer on that Pam?Queen of the primer, that one.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "meredith"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "You got this, Beesley. Actually, do you want me to come down and help you get started?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Are you avoiding your phone call?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "What? Yeah, right. As if.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Today I will be asking David Wallace if I can start working part-time, because the sports marketing company that I started really needs me to be there.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Last week Jim wasn't there, and they named the company Athlead.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "I could have prevented that. So I have to talk to Wallace.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Tell them your opening line.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "[sighs] Hey David, how would you like a guy who's not here as much, gets paid the same amount of salary, and has bigger fish to fry in Philadelphia?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "I think it's good. He likes fishing.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "This is gonna be awful.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Pete", "text": "One of my jobs is to input customer complaints into the computer. And when they're in, I fill out one of these cards. But the information's already on the computer, so....why am I filling out the card? I asked Andy, and he told me to \"chillax,\" and then went away on a big, long boat ride. So here we are. Don't give me a pointless office chore, because I will build a little paper house.  Fight the power.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pete"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Angela", "text": "Meet me in the old place, five minutes. I need you.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Angela", "text": "[upon seeing Dwight naked] Ugh!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Come on in, the water's fine.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "Dwight, it's not that kind of meeting. Put your clothes back on.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "I know. That's not why I'm naked. I always work out without my clothes. [does jumping jacks]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "Just put them on! Put on your clothes. I need your help. I need someone who can operate outside of the law. Ugh.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Oh, I'm sorry, your vigilante privileges ended when you broke up with me. If I'm not in your panties, I don't go vigilantes. Why don't you ask your husband?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "My marriage is in danger. I don't know who I can trust. I need someone to be there for me.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "[sighs] All right, what are we talking? Surveillance, wire-tapping?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": " Something like that.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Yeah, the less I know, the better. I know just the guy. He was a volunteer sheriff too. Kicked off the force.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "Can you arrange a meeting?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "I can try. I'm gonna use SMS text.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "Okay.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Text went through.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "Okay.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "All we can do is sit and wait.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "Okay.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "[phone vibrates] Oh, look at that. Yeah, he's free anytime. Not a problem.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Jim", "text": "I mean, I can handle any client issues from Philly.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "David Wallace", "text": "[on phone] Yeah, but I really need someone in the office. If there's a crisis -- the more I think about it --", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "david-wallace"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Oh, you mean handle it in person. Oh, well, Phyllis and Stanley have agree to cover for me while I'm gone.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "David Wallace", "text": "They did?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "david-wallace"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Yep.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "David Wallace", "text": "Oh, okay. Well, that is different. In that case, yes- Maybe this can work.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "david-wallace"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Oh, great.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Stanley", "text": "Why should we help you?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "stanley"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Because we're friends.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Stanley", "text": "When is my birthday?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "stanley"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Unfair. When's my birthday?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Stanley", "text": "I don't know, because we're not friends.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "stanley"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "How about this- You let me take you to lunch, and I make my case?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Stanley", "text": "Now we're talkin'.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "stanley"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "All right.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Phyllis", "text": "Yeah.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "phyllis"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Make it go taller.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Pete", "text": "That's the idea.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pete"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "No, not taller this way, taller this way. [gesturing with hands]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Pete", "text": "Well, I've gotta build a wider base first before I can go higher.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pete"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "You're not getting this, Peter.  Make it go wider... up!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Pete", "text": "Will do.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pete"}, {"speaker": "Darryl", "text": "[entering] What are y'all doing?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "darryl"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Me and Pete are building a tower.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Darryl", "text": "Cool. It should be taller though, right?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "darryl"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Obviously. He's a sweet kid, Darryl. But he's not the sharpest guy in the drawer.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Pete", "text": "Kevin, I can hear you.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pete"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Huh?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Angela", "text": "Ow! Dwight! Ow!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Get in the van.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "God!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Trevor", "text": "Is it safe to talk?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "trevor"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Well, this documentary crew has been following our every move for the past nine years, but I don't see them so I think we're good.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "So what are your credentials?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Trevor", "text": "I started following people around to get exercise. Turns out, I'm damn good at it.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "trevor"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "Do you have a gun?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "[snickers] Does he own a gun? Show her.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Trevor", "text": "You tell me.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "trevor"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "What is this?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Trevor", "text": "It's the receipt for my gun.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "trevor"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "You don't carry it with you?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Trevor", "text": "Read the receipt. That's a $300 gun. Someone could steal it.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "trevor"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Do you have any idea how many guns Trevor's had stolen from him?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Trevor", "text": "Now I keep it in a safe.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "trevor"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Mm-hmm. Good safe?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Trevor", "text": "Oh, you tell me. [shows Dwight receipt]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "trevor"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Wow!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Pam", "text": "[studying mural wall] I guess if I make a mistake, I can just paint over it with a shrub or something. It's just, I think less of paintings with a lot of shrubs. So, I'm gonna limit myself to one shrub.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Hide", "text": "You paint wall now?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "hide"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Yeah. Painting now. I just want to make sure that...", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Hide", "text": "You paint now.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "hide"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "It's probably gonna be a few minutes. So you can just go back to doing whatever you were doing.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Hide", "text": "I wait.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "hide"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Meredith", "text": "Sweet.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "meredith"}, {"speaker": "Erin", "text": "Yay!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "erin"}, {"speaker": "Darryl", "text": "That's what I'm talkin' about.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "darryl"}, {"speaker": "Pete", "text": "This next card comes to us thanks to Meredith Palmer, who called Eastern Pennsylvania Seminary a, quote 'sausage factory.'", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pete"}, {"speaker": "Meredith", "text": "Oh OOOH!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "meredith"}, {"speaker": "Everyone", "text": "[approving cheers]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "everyone"}, {"speaker": "Meredith", "text": "Boom!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "meredith"}, {"speaker": "Darryl", "text": "Bang.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "darryl"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Yep, yep, yep.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Pete", "text": "All right. Up next we got a whole lotta Creed.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pete"}, {"speaker": "Creed", "text": "Let's find out what I did.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "creed"}, {"speaker": "Pete", "text": "All right.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pete"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "You get half now and half upon completion of said job.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Trevor", "text": "And that's all off the books?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "trevor"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "Obviously.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Trevor", "text": "Nice. No taxes.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "trevor"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "Okay, so everything you need to know about the target is in here.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Trevor", "text": "So what's the job?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "trevor"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "Murder.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Trevor", "text": "Okay, that's the big one. That's the big \"M.\"", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "trevor"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "You can't have someone murdered.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "What if they deserved it?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "What did they do to you, Angela?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "They're sleeping with my husband.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Oh, Monkey. Oh, I feel for you.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Trevor", "text": "This seems a little crazy.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "trevor"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Yes. Crazy. Thank you.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Trevor", "text": "But I think I'm up for it.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "trevor"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "No! No!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "Thank you.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Absolutely not. There are a lot of different ways to get revenge. I've had great success by defecating in a paper bag, put it on the porch-", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Trevor", "text": "That's very effective. I've been on the receiving end of that quite a few times. It's devastating.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "trevor"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "No, no, no. It has to be physical. I want this person to suffer.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Trevor", "text": "What about a knee-capping?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "trevor"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "No! You're not helping, Trevor!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "Yes, a knee-capping could work.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "No. Angela! What are you saying?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "You said you would be there for me.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "I'm trying, but what you're asking is-", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "It's the only thing that will make this right.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Okay. But it's cruel, because a woman with damaged knees can't scrub worth a damn.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Trevor", "text": "All right, then it's settled. One knee-capping. Now, the hit goes down at 4:00. Keep in mind, once I leave, there's no turning back.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "trevor"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Jim", "text": "You know, truth be told, I think all you'll really be doing is accepting calls from my clients while I'm gone.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Stanley", "text": "We've got all afternoon to talk about that.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "stanley"}, {"speaker": "Waiter", "text": "Morning, folks.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "waiter"}, {"speaker": "Stanley", "text": "I'll have the surf and turf with a side order of lobster.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "stanley"}, {"speaker": "Waiter", "text": "Actually, the surf and turf does come with lob-", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "waiter"}, {"speaker": "Stanley", "text": "Not enough lobster. Side order.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "stanley"}, {"speaker": "Phyllis", "text": "How much wine do you have?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "phyllis"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "I brought you a cookie.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "Oh, thanks, Oscar. You're such an angel.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "[talking into phone] I just gave her a cookie, and she called me an angel, so... yeah, we're good. Yeah. [exhales] We dodged a bullet, yes. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah- Well, I gotta go now, but- Okay, bye. Bye.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Pete", "text": "There we go.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pete"}, {"speaker": "Everyone", "text": "[cheers and applause]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "everyone"}, {"speaker": "Pete", "text": "Nicely done. Very nicely done. All right, this next one goes to Darryl for pocket dialing a customer while having sex.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pete"}, {"speaker": "Nellie", "text": "Oooohh... you salty dog.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "nellie"}, {"speaker": "Darryl", "text": "Well, yeah, what can I say, a player's gotta play.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "darryl"}, {"speaker": "Pete", "text": "There you go.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pete"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Darryl", "text": "Actually, that was the sound of me eating spaghetti. But I'm gonna let them think the other thing.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "darryl"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Okay, I got this one.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Nellie", "text": "Oh, be careful! Be careful! Be careful", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "nellie"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "No, I got it. Easy does it, everyone. Nobody even take a breath.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Everyone", "text": "[shouting as tower collapses] Oh no! Kevin!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "everyone"}, {"speaker": "Nellie", "text": "What did I just say? What did I just say?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "nellie"}, {"speaker": "Pete", "text": "Hey, hey, hey, it's just a mistake. Just a mistake. That's what this tower's all about --  mistakes. Okay, if you're afraid of screwing up, the tower's not for you. Show of hands -- who here has never had a complaint? That's right. Nobody. See that? Nobody. Okay? Let's get back to work, huh? Come on, you in?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pete"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Yeah.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Pete", "text": "There we go. All right, let's do it.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pete"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Jim", "text": "You know, at the end of the day, it's really only two days. I mean, I'll be back in the office.  If you need me for an emergency, call me.  I'll be there...", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Phyllis", "text": "You know what? I don't know where the years went.  'Cause sometimes when I look at my hands, I don't even recognize them.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "phyllis"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Tell me about it.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Phyllis", "text": "Whose hands are these? [holding out her hands to Jim] Theyre not my hands. I don't know.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "phyllis"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "All right. You know what?  Maybe we'll just... We'll go slow.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Phyllis", "text": "No. Jim... [wine bottle clangs on plate]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "phyllis"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Pete", "text": "All right. Check it out.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pete"}, {"speaker": "Everyone", "text": "[cheers and applause]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "everyone"}, {"speaker": "Pete", "text": "Like a Phoenix from the ashes. Ksshhhh!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pete"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Nice.  Pretty soon, we're gonna be at the ceiling.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Erin", "text": "Whoo!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "erin"}, {"speaker": "Pete", "text": "Can you hand me a card?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pete"}, {"speaker": "Erin", "text": "Um,. it's empty.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "erin"}, {"speaker": "Pete", "text": "What?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pete"}, {"speaker": "Nellie", "text": "Oh, come on. We could use a blank card.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "nellie"}, {"speaker": "Everyone", "text": "No!!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "everyone"}, {"speaker": "Meredith", "text": "That's cheating.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "meredith"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "I could get us a complaint.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Meredith", "text": "You? Little Miss Priss? You wouldn't fart on a butterfly.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "meredith"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "No, I wouldn't. I can't even relate to that impulse. But I bet I could get us a customer complaint. I'd like to try.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Nellie", "text": "Hmm. Yeah.  All right! Yea, go, Pam! Pam...", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "nellie"}, {"speaker": "Everyone", "text": "[chanting] \"Pam!\"", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "everyone"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Angela", "text": "What? Why did you call me out here?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "The target- it's Oscar, isn't it? He and the senator are gaying each other.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "I don't know what you're talking about.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Your nostrils tell a different story. They flare like that every time you're engaging in deception. Hello again, naughty nostrils.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "Fine! It's Oscar. So what?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Well I could understand you wanting to get a stranger's knees whacked. But a co-worker- Dare I say, a friend?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "Exactly, a friend. Someone who sits next to you year after year, making chitchat and smiling, and all the while running behind your back and defiling your marriage and seducing your husband.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "I can't even imagine how painful this must be for you. But the first ones to break your marriage vows were you and me.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "Well, you might be right. But it's too late now.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "What do you mean?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "He's here.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "No! No, no! [groans]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Oscar? Oscar. Oscar, good. Hey come with me.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "What?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Come -- come with me.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "What are you doing?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "There are a bunch of construction workers in the warehouse without their trousers, drinking diet sodas. You have got to see this. They're extraordinary.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Meredith", "text": "Yahtzee.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "meredith"}, {"speaker": "Trevor", "text": "Sandwich delivery for Mr. Oscar Martinez.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "trevor"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "I am Oscar Martinez.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "No, not him, not him. Outside. Outside.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Wha- wh-", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "You know, there's doughnuts in the break room.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Nice! Yeah.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Listen, I was really wondering if maybe we could lock this down before lunch is over.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Stanley", "text": "Don't be pushy Jim. It's tacky.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "stanley"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "All right. Phyllis! Phyllis, that's- that's decorative.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Phyllis", "text": "No, there's wine in here.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "phyllis"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Still decorative.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Stanley", "text": "Is it white wine?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "stanley"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "No.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Phyllis", "text": "[to customer] Can you help me?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "phyllis"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Don't- don't- don't pole people with knives.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Phyllis", "text": "[groaning while trying to open giant wine bottle] ha ha!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "phyllis"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Phyllis!  Wow.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Stanley", "text": "Ooh, bring it over.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "stanley"}, {"speaker": "Phyllis", "text": "Got it.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "phyllis"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "There's no time to explain. [descending stairs] Okay, actually, there is time to explain. When Angela found out that you seduced her husband, we hired a guy to break your knee caps.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "Oh, my God! What is wrong wiht you?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "What is wrong with you? There are a million gorgeous guys in the Scranton Wilkes-Barre area, and you choose the man who's the father of her child?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "I don't know what you're talking about.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Oh, don't lie. I'm trying to save those precious knees you're always bragging about.  Now, let's get out of here. He could be right behind us.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Aah! Actually, he's right in front of us.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Trevor", "text": "Let's get it on. I'm gonna do this. I might- I might puke, but I'm gonna do this.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "trevor"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "No, Trevor, I am not gonna let you. He's a Dunder-Mifflin man. He's my tribe.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Trevor", "text": "I'm sorry, Dwight, but for once in my stupid, stupid life, I'm gonna follow through on something, all right? I have masculinity issues- Stop! No!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "trevor"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "I got it.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Disarm!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Trevor", "text": "You don't- [all three grunting]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "trevor"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Don't move. And disarm now! [Oscar gets weapon away from others]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Trevor", "text": "Okay, okay, okay, okay.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "trevor"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "No! No, Oscar. He's a friend. He's a friend.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Erin", "text": "Okay, the client is Heymont Brake and Tire. They're family-owned, but don't let that take away from your edge!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "erin"}, {"speaker": "Nellie", "text": "Come on, Pam, I know you can fail. I see failure in you.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "nellie"}, {"speaker": "Creed", "text": "Remember, you're a scumbag, so you think scummy thoughts. Like this.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "creed"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "[into phone] Hello, this is Pam Halpert. I'm calling from Dunder-Mifflin. Yes, your paper provider. And I just called to say... your mama is so fat, when she wears red, people yell, \"Hey, kool-aid.\" Yeah, your mama's fat. This is Pam Halpert.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Pete", "text": "Did she buy it?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pete"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Basically I couldn't tell, but I think...", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Nellie", "text": "Were they angry?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "nellie"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "I- I thought they were confused at least...", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Nellie", "text": "Okay.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "nellie"}, {"speaker": "None", "text": "[phone rings]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "none"}, {"speaker": "Erin", "text": "Dunder Mifflin. This is Erin. Yes, you can. Okay. I will make sure that goes on file. [hangs up] Ladies and gentlemen, we just lost a client!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "erin"}, {"speaker": "Everyone", "text": "[cheering]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "everyone"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Nice. Nice.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Creed", "text": "You did good. You did good.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "creed"}, {"speaker": "Pete", "text": "See ya later, Heymont.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pete"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "No.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Trevor", "text": "If you chase me, I will run so fast. If you catch me I will bite so hard. Got it? Good-bye, my friend.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "trevor"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "What the hell, Dwight?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "See ya later, Trevor.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "you are incorrigible!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "I just saved your life. You're welcome!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "You hired someone to hit me with a pipe!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "You deserved every bit of it!  You made my husband gay.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "What- what I did was wrong, and I have to live with that every day. But your husband is... gay. He was gay when you married him!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "No. No.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "Angela, until you face that, you're gonna be confused and angry for all the wrong reasons. But if you want to blame me for the whole thing, go ahead -- I won't stop you. Hit me. you have my blessing. Hit me.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "Well are you gonna let go of it? Because part of the blame is definitely on you.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "Angela, it's a lead freaking pipe.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "God! [kicks Oscar]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "Aah!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "You were supposed to be my friend.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "I'm so sorry. Angela-", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Oscar.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Pete", "text": "Our crowning complaint card comes to us thanks to Pamela Halpert...", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pete"}, {"speaker": "Everyone", "text": "[cheers and applause]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "everyone"}, {"speaker": "Pete", "text": "For insulting a client's recently deceased mother.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pete"}, {"speaker": "Nellie", "text": "Yes!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "nellie"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "I did not know that.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Pete", "text": "Well, a woman who struggled with obesity all her life.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pete"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "I'm so sorry.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Meredith", "text": "Wow.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "meredith"}, {"speaker": "Pete", "text": "yeah. That's- that is terrible.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pete"}, {"speaker": "Everyone", "text": "[cheers and applause as Pete puts last card on tower]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "everyone"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "You did it.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Erin", "text": "Yeah!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "erin"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Angela", "text": "I feel so stupid. I sit next to him every day.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "You're not stupid. Jazz is stupid.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "[crying] Jazz is stupid!  I mean, just play the right notes!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "I know. You're gonna be okay, Monkey.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "I don't like your friend Trevor.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "I don't like him either.  And yet I really like him.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Well, we're here. Perfect.  [covers sleeping Phyllis with his jacket]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Phyllis", "text": "We're gonna cover for you, ya know.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "phyllis"}, {"speaker": "Stanley", "text": "[chuckles]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "stanley"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Phyllis, what was that?Phyllis are you dreaming, or-", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Stanley", "text": "[laughing] I did enjoy grinding your beans, son.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "stanley"}, {"speaker": "Phyllis", "text": "[laughing] Yeah, we really did peel your grapes.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "phyllis"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "This is hilarious, but we're gonna stop with all-", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Stanley", "text": "Shuckin' your peas.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "stanley"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Shuckin' the peas.  You should go back to the first part, though. You are  gonna  cover for me?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Stanley", "text": "Yeah.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "stanley"}, {"speaker": "Phyllis", "text": "Of course we are, Jimmy. We love you guys.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "phyllis"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Oh, my God, thank you. [hugging both] Thank you.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Pam", "text": "If you're an artist, you have to be okay with the idea  that you can't please everybody all the time.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Hide", "text": "You paint very bad-", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "hide"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Shut up, Hide!  I mean, do you think Kevin cares what people think about him- or Creed or Meredith? Oh my gosh, these are my role models now. You know what? I'm okay with that.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Where does gayness come from? And how is it transmitted?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Toby", "text": "That is- that is a loaded question.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "toby"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "My pastor said it can come from breast feeding.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Toby", "text": "He said that?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "toby"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "Well, he didn't fight me hard on it.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Toby", "text": "I- I don't know if there's truth to- to, uh, to that.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "toby"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "What is it called when two men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic-alert bracelet?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Toby", "text": "Oh... uh...", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "toby"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "Is it called red-vining?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Is it called red-vining?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Toby", "text": "I don't...", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "toby"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "We heard it was called red-vining.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "People red vine.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Where are gay mens' vaginas?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Toby", "text": "They don't have vaginas.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "toby"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "What?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Toby", "text": "No. They're just regular men.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "toby"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "When two gay men have sex, how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person's penis?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Toby", "text": "Uh... wow....", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "toby"}]}]}