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{"title": "Mafia", "description": "Michael meets with an insurance salesman that visits the office and is later convinced by Dwight and Andy that he is part of the mafia. ", "characters": {"michael": {"name": "Michael Scott", "appearances": 122}, "andy": {"name": "Andy Bernard", "appearances": 58}, "dwight": {"name": "Dwight Schrute", "appearances": 52}, "oscar": {"name": "Oscar Gutierrez", "appearances": 18}, "kevin": {"name": "Kevin Malone", "appearances": 17}, "jim": {"name": "Jim Halpert", "appearances": 14}, "erin": {"name": "Erin Hannon", "appearances": 7}, "pam": {"name": "Pam Beasley", "appearances": 5}, "ryan": {"name": "Ryan Howard", "appearances": 4}, "toby": {"name": "Toby Flenderson", "appearances": 3}, "meredith": {"name": "Meredith Palmer", "appearances": 3}, "creed": {"name": "Creed Bratton", "appearances": 1}, "phyllis": {"name": "Phyllis Lapin", "appearances": 1}}, "seasonNumber": 6, "episodeNumber": 5, "scenes": [{"quotes": [{"speaker": "Michael", "text": "The fundamentals of business. The funda-mentals of business. \"Mental\" is part of the word, I have underlined it. Because you're mental, if you don't have a good time. You have to enjoy it.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Toby", "text": "Well the \"fun\" is in it. [conference room group chimes agreement.]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "toby"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Get out.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Toby", "text": "[halfway out] Yeah, I know.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "toby"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Yes. So, it all starts with a handshake.  But you can't just go right to the selling, you need \"small talk.\"  What topics can you use for small talk?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Golf.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Mmhm.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Stock market.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Mmhm.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Dave Matthews.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Yes, what else?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Creed", "text": "Uh, small things. Peas, ball bearings, dimes...", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "creed"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "No.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Meredith", "text": "The weekend!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "meredith"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Yeah! That's good! Come on up! Meredith, come up here. Let's do a little something. So Meredith and I have just started conversing and I will say, \"So Meredith, how was your weekend, what did you do?\"", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Meredith", "text": "Well I caught my son taking a dump on the upper part of the toilet.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "meredith"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "All right...", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Meredith", "text": "He calls it an upper decker.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "meredith"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Okay, okay. God. What you people don't know about business, I could fill a book with.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Ryan", "text": "Then do it.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "ryan"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "What?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Ryan", "text": "Write a book.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "ryan"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Michael", "text": "[into mini recorder] The fundamentals of business by Michael Scott. Over one billion sold. More than the Bible, I'm not surprised. Chapter one. The businessman...", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Erin", "text": "[Michael walks in office, man waits on couch] Mr. Grotti, this is Michael Scott. He's the person you should talk to.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "erin"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Oh hi. I'm sorry, just a sec. [whispers] Erin, you're supposed to be the gatekeeper, do you have any idea how valuable my time is?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Erin", "text": "In your schedule it just says nine til noon is \"creative space\" and I thought this could be part of that.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "erin"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Do you know how creative space works? Okay I just cancelled my afternoon.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Erin", "text": "You don't have anything in the afternoon. It just says \"free play.\"", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "erin"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Push free play til tomorrow morning. [to Grotti] Hi. Sorry. Crazy day. You're seeing how the sausage gets made.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "Ah.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Come in the conference room and I will show you a finished sausage.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "As a manager of business, you have a lot of pride.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Mmhm.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "But you also got a lot of responsibility", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Yep.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "None greater perhaps, than your need to be sure, that your small or large business is secure in the event of a covered loss.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Okay.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Michael", "text": "There is nothing more insulting to a great salesman, than having to listen to a bad salesman. It's like a great basketball player having to listen to a bad basketball player.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Jim's gone on his honeymoon. So I started borrowing his office to fart in. Then one day I came in and I just stayed. Cause this place is awesome. It feels like home now. Even better than my home. My home sucks.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Andy", "text": "What do you think?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "I think you're right. It definitely looks suspicious. And his southern Italian heritage raises some flags.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "God forbid you...  should have a fire in the warehouse.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Oh yup. Yeah, definitely. All that paper burning up.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "Yeah, and a truck, goes off the side of the road, there's injury.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Mmhm, I hear you. The truck.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "You will be hearing from me Mr. Scott.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Okay, well.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "I can be very very persistent.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Do your worst. [they shake hands]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "[Grotti knocks over coat stand grabbing his overcoat] Oh, great.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "Would you look at that people? What an unpredictable world we live in, huh?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Mmhm.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Andy", "text": "What happened in there?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Nothing, other than once again, I am just thankful that I am a paper salesman.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Did he threaten you?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "No Dwight, not everything is a threat.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Mobsters are!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "There is no such things as monsters.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "He drives an SUV!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "I knew it! More trunk space. Or should I say, corpse space.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "Hey guys, I drive a SUV, does that mean I'm in the mob?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "No, not that, by itself. But look at all the facts. He seems like a mobster.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Wait, when did we start talking about the mob? The guy was trying to sell me insurance.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "All mobsters have a front, sometimes it's selling insurance, sometimes it's waste management or sanitation.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "For the record, not all Italian-Americans are in the Mafia.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "I think, he just seemed like he was just trying to sell me insurance.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Yeah, buy my insurance or I'll burn your warehouse down!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Exactly.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "He did talk about a fire in the warehouse...  and he also vaguely threatened me with testicular cancer.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "Uhh. All right, who else is here? [looks around]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "Pam and Jim are on their honeymoon. So there's not the usual balance between \"sane and others.\" Toby has mentally checked out since June. It's a very dangerous time. The \"coalition for reason\" is extremely weak.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Toby", "text": "Oscar says I checked out huh?  Huh. [nods head]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "toby"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Michael", "text": "[over chatter] Hey, hey hey, calm down. Calm down. Calm down.  Ryan, you lived in New York, what do you think?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Ryan", "text": "Well first of all, there is no such thing as 'The Mafia.'", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "ryan"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Okay.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Ryan", "text": "What you have are specific families. What's the guy's last name?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "ryan"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Um it is, Grotti.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "{andy} and {dwight}", "text": "[groans] Oh no. Fabulous.", "isAnnotated": true, "characters": {"andy": "Andy", "dwight": "Dwight"}}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "What? What?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "It's John Gotti, you idiot!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "It's, it's a completely different name!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Phyllis", "text": "So he won't get caught!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "phyllis"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Yeah. It's pretty close.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "No, what are you talking about, what mobster would change his name from Gotti to Grotti. It weakens it.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "No I disagree. \"R\" is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it \"murder.\" And not \"muck-duck.\"", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Okay too many different words coming at me from too many different sentences.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Lock your door!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "I'm not gonna lock my door.  [door closes. Then clicks locked]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Hello?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "Jim? It's Oscar. I'm so sorry to be calling you on your honeymoon.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Oscar! Uh, what is going on?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "It's Michael, he thinks he's being shaken down by the mob. I don't know how you usually handle this.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Look, We're in Puerto Rico, so-", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Hey Oscar.  It's Pam. Hey. We're on our honeymoon.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "Pam, I'm sorry-", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Unless someone very close to us is in immediate physical danger, you should not be calling us.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "You're right. You're right. [Pam hangs up] Oh, okay bye.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Michael", "text": "It's Grotti. He's following up.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Already? This, this guy is persistent!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "[reads email] \"I feel that you will regret missing this great opportunity to be in business.\"", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "That's bad.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Yeah.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "That's bad.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Yeah. What are my options here? Do I just ignore it, or?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Yeah right! You heard him! He's gonna burn down the warehouse or run one of our trucks off the road.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Okay, I'm calling the police.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "[hangs up, rips cord from phone] That is the stupidest thing you could do right now!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "He's right. Cops can't do anything until a crime has been reported.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "All right.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Not only that, but if they find out you snitched, you get a dead horses chopped off head in your bed!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Shh!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "You know what?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "That's not gonna happen.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "That's an exaggeration.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "That's how it works!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "What am I supposed to do here?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "When somebody threatens you, you give in right away. Okay you need to buy insurance from this guy and get him off your back", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "I was thinking exactly the same thing.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "No, criminals are like raccoons. Okay, you give 'em a taste of cat food pretty soon they'll be back for the whole cat.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Dwight...", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "The only way to defeat a bully is to stand up to him. Trust me, I have bullied a lot of people.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "I don't know, I don't know about that.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Wait let's hear him out, this is interesting.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Here's what we do. We meet him in a public place. Ask him to lunch or something like that, some place he can't be openly violent.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Okay.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Let him know you're not the typical kind of guy that he can shake down. That you're stubborn. That you might even be a little bit dangerous.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "[snaps fingers] I like this plan. I'd like to officially withdraw my plan.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Hold on, hold on! Just-", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "No, no, no. My plan is out! We do this the hard way.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "All right. I will meet with him, but I'm not going alone.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Well you're gonna have to. [overlaps] Dwight:", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Michael", "text": "[Andy dressed as a mechanic, Cornell hat on] What are you wearing? Who's Pat?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Well if I'm gonna back you up, I need a weapon without drawing suspicion, and I have to justify it somehow so, I'm a mechanic with a tire thing.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Do you know how to use it?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "To change tires, no. But it's metal, I can hit somebody with it.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Let's go, come on. [whispers] God!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Should I change?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "You're wearing loafers!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Forget it! Forget it!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Michael", "text": "[Andy is playing with the tire iron] Take that thing off the table! Please!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Well then I can't use it. I'm just gonna hide it.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Hey. Bathroom checks out clean. Nothing behind the toilet except for this roach motel.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Oh! God! [smacks roaches]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Oh my God!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "You'll never kill it that way. You want to separate the head from the thorax-", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Guys, guys. Cool it. There he is, there he is.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Hello.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "Mr. Scott.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Mr. Grotti we meet again. These are my associates.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "Hi. Angelo Grotti.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Hi.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Hello.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "So, you got this table?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Yes.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "This is one of those half booths, can't-decide-what-it-is type of thing.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Well.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "Waitress, we're gonna sit over here.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Waitress", "text": "That's fine.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "waitress"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Okay.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "[answers phone] Hello.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Credit Card Rep.", "text": "Hello Mr. Halpert. I'm calling from the identity theft department at Capital One. We've detected some unusual activity on your credit card.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "credit-card-rep"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Oh man, do you think it was stolen?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Credit Card Rep", "text": "First would you mind verifying your home address?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "credit-card-rep"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Um, yes. [looks at Jim's pay stub] Um, 383 Linden Ave., Scranton PA", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Credit Card Rep", "text": "And may I have the last four numbers of your Social Security Number?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "credit-card-rep"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Six-six-five-zero.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Credit Card Rep", "text": "Well Mr. Halpert. You're obviously not in San Juan Puerto Rico.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "credit-card-rep"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Wait a minute. Yes I am.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Credit Card Rep", "text": "I'm going to go ahead and put a hold on your card.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "credit-card-rep"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "No. That...  I, I think that we should let the criminal use the card a little longer.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Credit Card Rep", "text": "Very funny sir. We'll get a new card out to you right away.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "credit-card-rep"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "No-", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Credit Card Rep", "text": "Have a nice day, and thank you!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "credit-card-rep"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Shoot.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "If you want to supplement your coverage, we can do that. If you want to replace your current coverage, all the better. Ah, you seem like a nice guy.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Oh he's not that nice.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "That's not true.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Hmm. Very true.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Okay shut up.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Waitress", "text": "Have you decided?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "waitress"}, {"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "Yeah, I'll have the linguini, red sauce on the side. If the sauce does not come on the side, I will send it back. I want garlic bread, toasted, not burnt. If it comes burnt, I will send it back.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Waitress", "text": "Okay then. And for you sir?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "waitress"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "I will have the gabba-gool.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Waitress", "text": "The... what?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "waitress"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "The gabba-gool.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Waitress", "text": "I don't really know what that is.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "waitress"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "[with Soprano's inflection] You know, gabba-gool.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "I don't, I don't have to have that.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "What he's trying to say is, Gabba. Gool.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Guys, guys-", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Waitress", "text": "I don't really think that we have that.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "waitress"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "That's okay.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Bring him the gabba-gool!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Shh. I will have the spaghetti, with a side salad.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Waitress", "text": "Okay.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "waitress"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "If the salad is on top, I send it back.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "Why would you cancel Jim's credit cards?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "I usually can think quick on my feet, but they were so fast on the phone.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "This constitutes identity fraud.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Oh God. I wouldn't last in jail Oscar. I'm not like you.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "What's that supposed to mean?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Oh you don't know about jail?  Oh you would love jail.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "Why would I love jail?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Because... You would love it.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Michael", "text": "I don't think our company actually needs any more insurance. So I am out.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "Look closely Michael. I feel there's a plan here for you.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Maybe we have a plan for you?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "How about you? Maybe you can use supplemental coverage of some kind. Anybody can get hurt! You always think, it can't happen to you, and [drops hand loudly on table] Think about it.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Woman", "text": "[approaches with child] Excuse me. Sorry to bother you. Are you a mechanic?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "woman"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Yeeeeah.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Woman", "text": "My battery is dead, I've got my kid, can you please help?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "woman"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Yes I can.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "No, no no, no. Come on. I'm sorry, we're having our salad.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "Come on! Lady in distress?  Go! Go!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Okay!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Woman", "text": "Thank you so much, I really appreciate it.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "woman"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Hey, do you need any help?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "I'm sure he can handle a simple jump-start. Now come on, sit down.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "He's a good mechanic.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "Where were we?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "I don't...", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "He was trying to force you to decide on a policy.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Okay, okay okay.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "So we're choosing...", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Yep, all right.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Check out Dental?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Put it down.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Black goes on the red. With the... If we... Positive... Mo- it being a motor drive, it's probably down.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Kid", "text": "He seems bad at this.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kid"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "You want to do this junior? I didn't think so. Sorry. It's kind of a long day at the... mechanic store. [Andy places connections wrong, smoke and explosion set off] Aaaah!  You got a leaky spark tube.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Woman", "text": "What?!?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "woman"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "So your car's totaled. Uh, you're just gonna want to get a refund on that. Or my guy could do it. He's great. But uh, I can't do that for you. I work exclusively on motorcycles. [Andy walks away, woman is exasperated]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "Now if you could just sign this letter of intent, I'll bring this back to my boss, and we can get this in motion. [Andy clears throat loudly]  You okay, Pat?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Yeah. Just thinking about how, uh, I had this car, this Italian car, and I was driving it, and it kept telling me how much it needed oil, but I wouldn't give it any oil. And then, one day it exploded and it killed everyone and that's what I'm afraid of.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "Aren't you a mechanic? Why wouldn't you put oil in the car?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "It was before, my tech- my technical training.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Don't do it!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Do it.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Don't.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Just do it.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Okay.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "Look Mike, I don't know what your friends are telling you, but you have to decide for yourself. Are these guys gonna take care of your things if you die tomorrow?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Yes.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Okay.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "I don't understand, why would you buy a policy?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "It's just the cost of a cup of coffee an hour.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "You were man enough to back down Michael, I'm proud of you.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "I had to make a snap decision Dwight.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "It wasn't a snap decision, you were sitting there for an hour.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "It was a lot of snap decisions.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Do you know what \"snap decision\" means?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Yes!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "It means like this. [snaps fingers]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Just get in the car.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Hello?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Jim?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Michael?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Oh thank God.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "How did you get this number? Michael, we're on a catamaran.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "It wasn't easy. I had to tell the hotel it was a medical emergency. I chose massive coronary, cause you told me that your Dad had a bad heart. Listen man, I, I got a problem, I think I'm in trouble with the mob. Or a major insurance carrier.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "That sounds bad.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Yeah, I know and you usually can get out of stuff like this, so I'm turning to you my friend.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "I'm gonna help you through it all right?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Okay!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "All you're gonna need to [faking a bad connection] and-  it- and then go to-", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Jim? Are you?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "And then you'll be saved.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "What? Wait, I didn't hear a thing you just said.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Just [drops] and then you'll be saved.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "No! God! I missed, I missed the important part again!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "A- ah-", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "No!  Oh my God!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "And you'll be saved.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "No, Jim please, repeat what you're saying! I can't understand you!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "I [drops out] at the Bermuda Triangle. An-  M-  please don't call again.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Jim?!? [dial tone] Oh my God.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Hey uh, question for you. I recently purchased some insurance that I can't afford given my present salary. Is there anything accounting-wise I can do to sort of make it all go away?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "Accounting-wise, no. But phone-wise, just call up and cancel it.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Oh no. Um. What about this Cash For Clunkers thing?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "Just- no.  No.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "All right. Well, it was a thought. Thanks.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "We have let Michael down, and it's 85 percent your fault.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "He's alive.  So you're welcome.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Not on the inside he's not. Look at his life! Broke! Living in fear! No friends, dead end job.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Yeah, some of that existed before.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Not the living in fear, that's new.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "You're right, that is new.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Yes. He's got to stand up to this mafia guy.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Well I don't see that happening.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Me neither. Not the way things are now. But what if Michael felt no fear toward the mafia guy?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Are you saying-", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Yeah...", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "That we surgically remove the fear center from Michael's brain?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "What is wrong with you? I am talking about convincing Michael that the guy's not mafia!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "That seems a little far-fetched.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Well more far-fetched than a mobster walking into a paper company for a low-level shakedown?  And that happened.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Michael. Incredible news. Grotti is clean.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "No. He's not. He's just good. Nothing sticks to him. You still don't understand how this works.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "No, Michael. What we're trying to say is, we made a mistake assuming he was mafia. I have a buddy who's a Fed, and we did a background check on the guy.  His background is perfectly clean.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "It's true, he's clean. I have a couple of friends still on the force. Checked with them. Ran his Fed friend up the flagpole to make sure he wasn't on the take. Turns out he's a totally lovely guy. Sweetest guy on the force really.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Class act. Boy scout.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "But Grotti acts like he's mafia though.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "He's trying to intimidate you to close sales. He's just a pushy salesman.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "And he made us all look like chumps!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "[grunts]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Michael", "text": "If there is one thing I hate more than the mafia it is a liar. I wish the mafia would go out and kill all the liars. Bury them in my yard. And I wouldn't tell the cops a thing. Not that I would be lying per se. But I would just get really quiet, all of a sudden.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "This is Grotti.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "This is Scott.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "Oh! Great. Michael, I'm finishing up your paperwork right now.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Oh really? Is that supposed to scare me?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "I, I thought you'd be pleased.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Well you thought wrong. Because I am not pleased. I'm actually kind of PO'd.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "What?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "I think you know exactly why, because you were trying to scare me into buying insurance.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "I don't get it. How was I scaring you?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "I think you knew exactly what you were doing. And frankly I think you were being a total and utter jerk.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Whoa. Okay.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "You suck!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Okay that's-", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "And I'm not gonna buy your stupid insurance.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "That's good, let's wrap it up.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "How about that? The only person that actually needs insurance is you, if you show your face around here again, got it?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Grotti", "text": "Look, Michael, when we all calm down here, maybe at some point in the future, you change your mind, why don't you give me a call?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "grotti"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Doubt it. [disconnects call]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "{dwight} and {andy}", "text": "[relaxing] Oh man.", "isAnnotated": true, "characters": {"dwight": "Dwight", "andy": "Andy"}}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "What a tool. [Dwight and Andy exchange looks] What?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Next time you look in the mirror, you're gonna be looking at a guy who stood down the mafia!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "No. What do you mean?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "We just told you he wasn't mafia, so you wouldn't be scared.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "What?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "You successfully backed down the mob!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "You made the mafia apologize to you! You made the mafia be polite!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Oh man. I should be mad at you guys. But I'm not.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Michael", "text": "So I looked him in the eye and I said, \"Not today Grotti, Not today. And not tomorrow, and not the next day. Or the day after that. And you can tell all your friends that if I see them, then they're already dead.\" I said something like that.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Very close.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "Just to be clear, he backed down an insurance agent from Mutual of Harrisburg.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Erin?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Erin", "text": "Yes?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "erin"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Coffee?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Erin", "text": "Okay.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "erin"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Not from the kitchen. Stop and Shop. If it's not Stop and Shop, I send it back.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Erin", "text": "Okay.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "erin"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Large. If it's a medium I send it back. If it's an extra large I send it back.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Erin", "text": "How do you return coffee?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "erin"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Go.  Any questions?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Pam", "text": "[on phone] Are you kidding me?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Hi Pam, is Jim there?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Listen our credit card has been cancelled and we have to deal with that, and I really can't handle the fact that you're calling us here!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Okay, that sounds good. Um, I'll let you go, just -tell Jim, that I said hi.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Oh I will. I will Kevin. I will make that my top priority.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Cool. Okay. [Pam hangs up] Bye.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "They have no idea what happened.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}]}]}