the-office/public/json/05/26.json

{"title": "Company Picnic", "description": "Michael runs into Holly at the company picnic, and the two of them accidentally reveal that the Buffalo branch is closing during a comedy skit before corporate has made the announcement. ", "characters": {"michael": {"name": "Michael Scott", "appearances": 55}, "dwight": {"name": "Dwight Schrute", "appearances": 38}, "holly": {"name": "Holly Flax", "appearances": 38}, "pam": {"name": "Pam Beasley", "appearances": 25}, "jim": {"name": "Jim Halpert", "appearances": 24}, "david-wallace": {"name": "David Wallace", "appearances": 13}, "charles": {"name": "charles", "appearances": 12}, "andy": {"name": "Andy Bernard", "appearances": 12}, "aj": {"name": "aj", "appearances": 8}, "rolf": {"name": "Rolf", "appearances": 7}, "kevin": {"name": "Kevin Malone", "appearances": 5}, "phyllis": {"name": "Phyllis Lapin", "appearances": 4}, "erin": {"name": "Erin Hannon", "appearances": 3}, "angela": {"name": "Angela Martin", "appearances": 3}, "stanley": {"name": "Stanley Hudson", "appearances": 2}, "meredith": {"name": "Meredith Palmer", "appearances": 2}, "toby": {"name": "Toby Flenderson", "appearances": 2}, "oscar": {"name": "Oscar Gutierrez", "appearances": 2}}, "seasonNumber": 5, "episodeNumber": 26, "scenes": [{"quotes": [{"speaker": "Erin", "text": "[phone rings, whispering]  Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin... He's not available right now... Uh huh... Yes... Sure, I'll give him the message when he gets up- gets back.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "erin"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Michael had chicken potpie for lunch. Actually, let me rephrase that, Michael had an entire chicken pot pie for lunch, and- let me be more specific. Michael ate an entire family-sized chicken potpie for lunch and then he promptly fell asleep, so we're all trying to be very quiet so as to not wake him up before 5:00 pm. Which, actually, should be in about... ten minutes.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Jim", "text": "[whispering] Okay, I'm gonna go in there and change the computer. Are you sure you can change his watch?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "[whispering] I can do it.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "[whispering] What do you need from me?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Normally I don't condone leaving early, but I have an appointment with the horse doctor. How that horse became a doctor, I don't know. [laughs heartily] No, I'm kidding. He's just a regular doctor who shoots your horse in the head when its leg is broken.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Michael", "text": "[mumbles in his sleep as Pam and Jim change the clocks in his office]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "[changing the clock in Michael's car] Like clockwork.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Jim", "text": "[silently counting] Three, two, one... [Erin turns on the office lights, all laugh loudly]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "[wakes up, joins in with the laughter] Uh oh. What's so funny?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "You had to be there.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Oh yay! Geography joke. [still laughing, notices the time] Oh! Wow! Okay. Alright, let's all go home. Come on. See you all tamale.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Michael", "text": "See you later!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Bye Michael! [all applaud and cheer, Dwight imitates gunfire] Yeah!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Jim", "text": "[at company picnic] All right, you ready for this?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Yeah, we walk around, everyone sees our faces and we leave, right?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Yeah.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Okay.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Wait, should I have left the car running? [both laugh]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Oh, don't get us wrong, we like picnics.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Come on, who doesn't like a picnic?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Tell them what happened last year.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "I had this huge spider in my baseball mitt.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "No, no, that guy who hit on me.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Oh, right, some drunk guy hit on Pam last year. Said he was grabbing her for balance.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Yeah, you don't grab these [gestures to her chest] for balance.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Well...", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "I'm gonna say 30.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Rolf", "text": "Ah, 40. Insect repellent, which we clearly need, reduces the effectiveness of SPF.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "rolf"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Good point, but, thought of that already. Combination SPF/repellent.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Rolf", "text": "Woah. Homemade?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "rolf"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Of course. You think the EPA would ever allow that much DEET? [both laugh]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Rolph is my best friend. We met in a shoe store. I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed and not leave any tracks.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Michael, isn't that Holly?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "We're just friends. [approaches Holly and AJ] Hey, hey, wait a second. Who let you in here, is what I want to know.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Oh no, I see they're letting just anybody in here.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Mmhmm. Yeah, that's right.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "All right.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "All right. Mmhmm. [both start laughing and hug] Hey.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Hi. You remember AJ, my boyfriend?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "A little bit. Uh, I meet a lot of people.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "AJ", "text": "Hey Michael.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "aj"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Hey. [hugs AJ a little too forcefully] Arrggh. So would you guys like some lemonade? Or one of you? Or both of you? Either or. The combinations are endless.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Lemonade sounds great.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Okay.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "AJ", "text": "I'd love an iced tea, actually.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "aj"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "You can go to hell. [laughs] I'm kidding. Um, sure, I will get you the best iced tea in the world.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Michael", "text": "I lied to Kevin. Holly and I can never be just friends. I wrote down a list of bullet points why Holly and I should be together, and I'm going to find the perfect moment today and I am going to tell her. Number one:", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Charles", "text": "Jim. Pam.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "charles"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Hey, how are you?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Hey Charles.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Charles", "text": "Nice day, huh?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "charles"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Yeah.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Charles", "text": "Must be nice to get a rest from all your rest. [walks away]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "charles"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "I don't get it. He's not even my boss anymore.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Do you want me to beat him up for you?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "No, I shouldn't have to ask you to do stuff like that. You should just do it.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Listen up everyone! I've gone over this lineup very carefully. We cannot forget the humiliation we suffered last year at the softball game with Jim's whole spider-in-the-mitt incident. Right?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Well, I could've died, so... I looked it up online afterwards.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Erin, back row. Ryan, you move up a row!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Bro-migo, you think you could put Erin on my row?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Why? I don't understand.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "If-", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Woah, woah, woah. W-w-wait a minute. I get it. You want her to set you up so you can spike it.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Uh... [laughs sheepishly]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "I'll tell you what, I'm gonna do you one better. I'm gonna put you next to Phyllis. She is the best setter on the team.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "That's...", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Sly dog.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "... not what I meant.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Come on, folks!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Michael", "text": "What is up with you two, Holly?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Um, not much.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "AJ", "text": "We're designing a house.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "aj"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Cool. For who?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "AJ", "text": "For us.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "aj"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Wow... I'm designing a chair. It's part of your pants. You sit down, you're supported.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "I remember your chair pants idea. [laughs]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "AJ", "text": "I like that. Put me down for a pair. I'm a size 34 waist.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "aj"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "All right, fatty. I will do it. You know what, we should actually rehearse.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Okay, yeah.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "AJ", "text": "You guys are really gonna do this?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "aj"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "You bet your fat ass we are.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Well, in his infinite wisdom, David Wallace has authorized us to put on a little presentation about the history of Dunder Mifflin.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Yep, the old comedy team is back together again.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "That's right.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "[in a New York accent] Have ya hoyd the news? Extry! Extry! Read all about it!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Newspapers for sale!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Andy", "text": "[playing volleyball, yelling at Erin, who hit the ball out of bounds] Are you blind?! Are you blind?! [turns attention to a man on the other team] Sir, with the glasses, are you literally blind? I'm concerned you might be in danger.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Man", "text": "These are expensive Ray-Bans, jackass.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "man"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Okay, I was just looking out for you. [to Erin] You're doing great, by the way.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Erin", "text": "Thanks.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "erin"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "[playing volleyball] I got it. [Kevin misses]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Ohh! Oh, Kevin! Come on!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Are you blind?!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "I could've gotten that, idiot!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Can you see things with your eyeballs?!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "It's not a sledgehammer! Come on, people! We need to get our heads in the game! Let's focus! Come on, you're better than this! I am better than this! Phyllis, why are you sitting on the ground?!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Phyllis", "text": "We've been out here for a while. I don't need this.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "phyllis"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "[grunts in frustration]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "[playing volleyball, Ryan hits the ball away, not paying attention to the game] Oh come- Ryan, come on, man! W-w-wait. Net. Net. Her hand's on the net.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Woman", "text": "So what?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "woman"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Rule violation. Ball is ours. Give it to me. Our point. Okay. Hey, Pam, how ya doin? Hey, do you know if you're right-handed or left-handed? Or do you even know? What hand do you use to answer the phone?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Back off, Dwight. [serves] Hyuh! [the opposing team misses the ball, the Scranton team cheers] What?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Maybe I played a little in junior high... and in high school... maybe a little in college... and went to volleyball camp most summers.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Pam", "text": "[serves] Hyuh! [other team misses and Scranton cheers] Well, look at that, we win!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Nice job, Beesly.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Yes! We advance to the next round!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Phyllis", "text": "Oh, Lord in heaven.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "phyllis"}, {"speaker": "Stanley", "text": "[to Phyllis] Had to be part of the group. [laughs]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "stanley"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Michael", "text": "I brought some snacky snacks, in case we get hungry.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Ooh, yes please. [takes a bite] Mmm. So what do you have planned for us today? Hmm?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "[watching her eat] What?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Do you have a script for the sketch, or...", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Um, no, I just thought we'd wing it. That cool?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Crystal cool.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "[playing volleyball] Hit it Andy!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Bump! I bumped it!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "Set!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Don't set it to yourself!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "[Pam saves the play and Scranton cheers] Yeah!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Phyllis", "text": "Ow, my ankle!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "phyllis"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "What happened?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Phyllis", "text": "I... twisted it.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "phyllis"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "You weren't even moving. [Phyllis leaves the court] Okay, sub!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "I can play.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Rolf", "text": "Is there a... Meredith here?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "rolf"}, {"speaker": "Meredith", "text": "Yeah! Man in!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "meredith"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "Rolph, did you not hear me?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Rolf", "text": "I don't hear cheaters, tramps, or women who break my friend's heart. Let's go!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "rolf"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Michael", "text": "We could do a movie... sort of thing.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "[gasps] We could do Back to the Future.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Oh!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "We have to convince Dunder and Mifflin to go back in time... fix their parents. [both laugh]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Could we get a Delorean?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Jaws. They swim in the ocean and they terrorize the whole community.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Oh! [to the theme of \"Jaws\"] Dun-der. Dun-der...", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Dun-der. Dun-der...", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Dun-der. Dun-der. Dun-der. Dun-der. Blooo!! [both laugh]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Oh... We haven't found our great idea yet.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "No. No.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Oh.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "We're circling it.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Hmm...", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "David Wallace", "text": "[playing volleyball, Scranton wins another game] Nicely done. We're still going to crush you though!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "david-wallace"}, {"speaker": "Charles", "text": "Yes we are!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "charles"}, {"speaker": "Rolf", "text": "You suckers are goin down! They're gonna wipe their asses with your serves! Piss all over your faces!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "rolf"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Okay, Rolph! Woah. Wait, wait- [shouts of disapproval]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Rolf", "text": "It's true!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "rolf"}, {"speaker": "Toby", "text": "Ah, this reminds me of the HR convention last fall.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "toby"}, {"speaker": "Kendall", "text": "Oh yeah, with Bernie and Efrem. That was hilarious.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kendall"}, {"speaker": "Toby", "text": "Really, really funny.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "toby"}, {"speaker": "Kendall", "text": "Really funny.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kendall"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Listen guys, one more point and we play corporate. [they get the last point, Jim and Dwight hug]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "Settle down gentlemen.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Good game!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "David Wallace", "text": "Welcome to the 43rd Annual Company Picnic, everybody. Thanks for being here. Now, a couple of employees have volunteered to entertain us with a song.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "david-wallace"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "[shouts from behind the trees] Uh, it's a sketch now.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "David Wallace", "text": "Okay, introducing Scranton's Michael Scott performing with Nashua's Holly Flax! I have not seen this. [applause]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "david-wallace"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "And now, presenting...", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Both", "text": "SlumDunder Mifflinaire! [laughter]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "both"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "[imitates Who Wants To Be a Millionaire theme music as both sit in folding chairs]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Are you ready to play SlumDunder Mifflinaire?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Yes, I am.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "For one hundred dollars, where did Dunder meet Mifflin? A.) On easy street, B.) a tour of Dartmouth College, C.) they never met, D.) brushing their teeth?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Ohh, I'm thinking... I'm going to say... B, tour of Dartmouth College.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "That is correct! [both run to another side of the stage, acting out a different scene] How did you know that?! [pantomimes electrocuting Michael]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "[screams] Ahhhh!! Ohhh!! Ahhh!! I was there! Ahhh!! I was a tour guide at Dartmouth College!! Noooo!!!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "[now pretending to be Dunder and Mifflin] Nice campus. Think you'll get in?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Yeah, I'm definitely getting in. I'm a shoo-in.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "I'm Robert Dunder.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "I'm Robert Mifflin. [pause to see audience's response] Ah, okay. [both run back to chairs]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Robert Mifflin had a great life. But unfortunately, had undiagnosed depression, which over nine million Americans suffer from and is very treatable. For two hundred and fifty dollars, how did he kill himself? A.) A rope, B.) a knife, C.) a gun, D.) brushing his teeth!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Two hundred and fifty dollars is more money than I've ever seen in my life. I will say, C, a gun. He shot himself in the head.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "That is correct!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Yes!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Stanley", "text": "I usually don't enjoy the theater, but this is delightful.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "stanley"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Holly", "text": "The economic downturn has been difficult recently, forcing the closures of both Camden and Yonkers, to be followed soon by what other branch? For five-hundred thousand dollars, is it A.) Scranton, B.) Buffalo, C.) Utica, or D.) toothbrush!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "I will say B, Buffalo! Final answer!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "That is correct!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Man from Buffalo", "text": "[over crowd of murmurs] What is he talking about?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "man-from-buffalo"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "[pantomimes biting off Michael's fingers, Michael screams] How did you know that?!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "David Wallace told me!!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Woman from Buffalo", "text": "David, is this true?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "woman-from-buffalo"}, {"speaker": "David Wallace", "text": "Uh, okay everyone, we're at a picnic today...", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "david-wallace"}, {"speaker": "Man from Buffalo", "text": "Are we losing our jobs or not, David?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "man-from-buffalo"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "They didn't know?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "[whispers] I guess not.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "David Wallace", "text": "I'm sorry, this certainly wasn't the time or the place to announce this sort of thing, but there have been talks about closing the Buffalo branch.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "david-wallace"}, {"speaker": "Woman from Buffalo", "text": "And?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "woman-from-buffalo"}, {"speaker": "David Wallace", "text": "We're- we're closing the Buffalo branch.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "david-wallace"}, {"speaker": "Man from Buffalo", "text": "[over shouts of protest] You've got to be kidding me! You've got to be kidding me! We're the best branch in the company! I can't believe it. [Michael and Holly bow]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "man-from-buffalo"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "David Wallace", "text": "How could you possibly think that the right way to announce a branch closing was in a comedy sketch at the company picnic?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "david-wallace"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Well... I didn't know they didn't know.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "David Wallace", "text": "What about the fact that they're here today? What about that? That didn't throw up any alarms? No, Michael needed a little bit for his comedy sketch, and he thought, \"oh, this would be really funny.\"", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "david-wallace"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Thank you.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "David Wallace", "text": "Damn it, Michael, I told you that in confidence. Now I have to go over and deal with these employees and their families. A little boy just walked up to me and said, \"is my daddy gonna have a job by Christmas?\"", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "david-wallace"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Well, he's just thinking about his own gifts.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Meredith", "text": "Maybe we shouldn't play due to the circumstances.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "meredith"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Hey, people need volleyball now more than ever.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "How do you figure?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Because if we don't play, then the other team wins.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Oscar", "text": "Dwight's right. Corporate deserves to get its ass kicked.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "oscar"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Let's do this.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Andy", "text": "[playing volleyball] Jim, come on! [Jim scores a point, Scranton cheers]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Charles", "text": "Look who just woke up! [laughs, scores a point on the next play] I've been up for a while.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "charles"}, {"speaker": "Kevin", "text": "It's six to six. It's a nail-biter. [ball hits Kevin]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "kevin"}, {"speaker": "Angela", "text": "Kevin! Now it's seven-six, or is that too much accounting for you?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "angela"}, {"speaker": "Rolf", "text": "Here's an accounting question for you:", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "rolf"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Erin", "text": "[hits the ball over the net and scores a point] Yeah! Boo-yah!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "erin"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Pam", "text": "[running for the ball] I got it!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Pam!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "[falls] Oof!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "You all right?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Yep. No, no, no, I'm fine.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "You sure?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Yeah.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "Hey, easy, easy...", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Charles", "text": "Woah, woah, woah, woah, you wanna get that looked at.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "charles"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "No, no, it's fine. Just gimme a second.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Charles", "text": "I don't know. You know, this is a company picnic, so technically that is a company injury, you know? Safest thing to do is get that examined, right David?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "charles"}, {"speaker": "David Wallace", "text": "Yeah.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "david-wallace"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "All right, you know what? You're just trying to get rid of our best player.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Charles", "text": "Oh, Jim, you're putting a volleyball game in front of your fiance's health.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "charles"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "No, uh-", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "Look, seriously, I can move it fine. Come on, let's go, it's our ball. Let's go!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Charles", "text": "Yeah, I don't think we can let you play with that foot.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "charles"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "[whispering] Tell you what. I spotted a small hospital a few kilometers south of here. Get her back as soon as possible. I'll stall 'em.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Charles", "text": "I guess that's it for you, Jim.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "charles"}, {"speaker": "Jim", "text": "All right, you know what? [picks Pam up and carries her off the court] Let's do this.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "We'll be back!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Oh man, I am so mad that Pam got hurt! Argh!! Rrrraah!!! [kicks volleyball into the woods, calmly] I'll get it. [walks slowly toward the woods]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Probably shouldn't have mentioned Buffalo.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Hindsight.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Should've had hindsight.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "How do you think it went before the Buffalo thing?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "I think it went well. I think it was good.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "There weren't any laughs.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "No, it was a tough audience.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Yeah, but we wrote it specifically for this audience.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Believe me, I have seen a lot of tough audiences in my time, and that was one of them.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "Well, I'm glad we did it.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Me too. [long pause] We have a lot of good material for next year's sketch.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "I can't wait.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Jim", "text": "[on the phone] Yeah, she's with the nurse right now, so you'll have to stall a little longer... No, don't send in the subs yet... Dwight, I don't know. Think of something!", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}, {"speaker": "Nurse", "text": "To be safe, we should do an x-ray.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "nurse"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "How long will that take?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Nurse", "text": "Oh, shouldn't be too bad, it's a slow day. So, no other radiation this year, no metal plates, no chance you're pregnant...", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "nurse"}, {"speaker": "Pam", "text": "I'm sorry, can we just hurry this up? I've got a game to get back to.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "pam"}, {"speaker": "Nurse", "text": "Oh good, because my next question was \"do you have a game to get back to.\"", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "nurse"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Holly", "text": "What'd you think?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "AJ", "text": "I loved it. You know, there was a part near the end that seemed like that went on a little long, but...", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "aj"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Well you guys should hit the road before... I close down another branch.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "Holly", "text": "[laughs] Okay. So good to see you.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "holly"}, {"speaker": "Michael", "text": "Good to see you. [they hug] AJ.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}, {"speaker": "AJ", "text": "Michael. [they shake hands]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "aj"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Michael", "text": "I didn't find a perfect moment, because I think that today was just about just having today. And I think that we are one of those couples with a long story, when people ask how they found each other. I will see her every now and then, and... Maybe one year she'll be with somebody, and the next year, I'll be with somebody, and it's gonna take a long time... And then it's perfect. I'm in no rush.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "michael"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "David Wallace", "text": "Dwight, come on now, it's time to put in the subs.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "david-wallace"}, {"speaker": "Charles", "text": "Yeah, it looks like Pam won't make it back. Okay?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "charles"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Okay. Fine.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Charles", "text": "All right! Come on.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "charles"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Except, you know what? It's not fine. How many people need to get hurt before we learn a valuable lesson? One? Two? Three? Four?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "Andy", "text": "Dwight.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "andy"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "No, no, hear me out. Five? Six?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "David Wallace", "text": "Dwight.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "david-wallace"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Seven? Can I finish please?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}, {"speaker": "David Wallace", "text": "Okay.", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "david-wallace"}, {"speaker": "Dwight", "text": "Eight?", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "dwight"}]}, {"quotes": [{"speaker": "Jim", "text": "[on the phone] Oh, Dwight, we're so close! Just buy us a few more minutes... Well, they just called me in for an update, so I'll call you right back... Okay... Okay, great. [goes into a private room where Pam and the doctor are, the voices are inaudible, but the camera can see through a window, Pam and Jim look in shock, they hug and Jim goes back out into the hall to call Dwight back, trembling] Hey, Dwight, uh... send in the subs! [laughs] Ohh! [goes back into the room to hug Pam]", "isAnnotated": false, "character": "jim"}]}]}