Tonight the Scranton Business Park is having Casino Night and we are converting our warehouse into a full-blown gambling hall. And I know it's illegal in Pennsylvania, but it's for charity. And I consider myself a great philanderer. It's just... It's nice to know at the end of the day, I can look in the mirror and say, "Michael, because of you, some little kid in the Congo has a belly full of rice this evening." Makes you feel good. Michael michael
Excuse me. How long is the wait for a table for two? Jim jim
I would never, ever serve you. Not in a million, billion years. Dwight dwight
It's a nice tux. Pam pam
I know. It belonged to my grandfather. He was buried in it, so family heirloom. Dwight dwight
So, what's the deal? We gotta pay for our own drinks? That's lame. Roy roy
Come on, it'll be fun, and besides, I'm a roulette expert. Pam pam
Impossible. Roulette is not a game of skill, it is a game of chance. Dwight dwight
I can always kind of win at roulette. Jim jim
Oh, really? Mmm-hmm. Dwight dwight
Yeah. Jim jim
How would you do that? Dwight dwight
Mind control. Jim jim
[laughs] You can't be serious. Are you serious? Dwight dwight
Ever since I was a little kid, like, eight or nine, I could sort of control things with my mind. Jim jim
I don't believe you. Continue. Dwight dwight
It was just little thing, you know, like I could make something shake or I could make a marble fall off the counter. You know, just little things. Jim jim
[scoffs] That's ridiculous. You know what? Uh... Why don't you move that coat rack? Excuse me, everyone! Attention in the office, please. Jim is about to prove his telekinetic powers and he needs absolute silence. Go ahead. Dwight dwight
Okay, I'll try. [The coat rack wobbles] [Pam holds up an umbrella handle to the camera in another scene] Jim jim
Oh, my God. Dwight dwight
I try not to think of it as lagging behind. It's more of a David-and-Goliath thing. Michael michael
[on phone] Yeah, but... Well, the fact of the matter is that your branch is currently number four of the five branches that I oversee. Jan jan
Top 80 percent! Michael michael
Michael? Jan jan
Yeah? Michael michael
You know that I'm very serious here. Jan jan
Jan, listen, I promise that I will kick it up a notch. Bam! Michael michael
What? Jan jan
Emeril. Oh, actually, while I have you, not that I have you or have ever had you, but we're having our Casino Night tonight and I think everyone would love to see their fearless leader here. Michael michael
I thought that you were their fearless leader. Jan jan
I am, but you are the Eva Peron to my Cesar Chavez. Michael michael
[laughs] I think you can handle it. Jan jan
Oh, come on. Come on. Michael michael
I think so, Michael... Jan jan
You know, it'd be fun. I can hear it in your voice. You need a break. Michael michael
Goodbye, Michael. Jan jan
Jan and I understand each other. The romance thing is sort of on hold for the time being, but we've remained good friends. Good friends with privileges. Not now, some day. Michael michael
Okay, everybody. Tonight's event is to benefit the Boy Scouts of America. Michael michael
Again? We do that every year. Oscar oscar
Well, they need our money. They don't have cookies like the Girl Scouts. Michael michael
It'd be nice to do something for people who are actually suffering. Oscar oscar
Well, Oscar, if you don't like it, then you should concentrate on winning. Because the person at the end of the evening with the highest chip count will receive $500 to donate to the charity of their choice. And they will get a mini-fridge compliments of Vance Refrigeration. Michael michael
Yes! Dwight dwight
So get your charities in to Pam. I, for example, am playing for Comic Relief. Michael michael
That doesn't exist anymore. Jim jim
Comedy is very much alive, as are homeless people. Michael michael
No, they stopped making that show. Pam pam
Well, then, they need our money more than ever. Michael michael
You have to pick an approved, non-profit organization. Angela angela
There's a great soup kitchen in downtown Scranton. Delicious pea soup on Thursdays. I'll probably give the money to them. Creed creed
Something with animals. Or people. Kevin kevin
Kobe Bryant has a foundation, and he is so hot. And he gave his wife the biggest diamond ring. I know he didn't do it. ...Maybe he did it. Kelly kelly
We are giving money that has been gambled. Why don't we just deal drugs or prostitute ourselves, and donate that money to charity? Angela angela
Oh, and another fun thing. We, at the end of the night, are going to give the check to an actual group of Boy Scouts. Right, Toby? We're gonna... Michael michael
Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's... You know, there's gambling and alcohol, and it's in our dangerous warehouse and it's a school night... And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know, is that enough? Should I keep going? Toby toby
Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not... that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be. Okay, you know what? I will not donate my winnings to Comic Relief, since apparently it doesn't exist. I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS. Michael michael
I think you mean the aid to Afghanistan. Jim jim
No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS. Michael michael
Afghani. Phyllis phyllis
What? Michael michael
Afghani. Phyllis phyllis
That's a dog. Michael michael
No, that's Afghan. Pam pam
That's a shawl. Michael michael
Wait, canine AIDS? Dwight dwight
No. Humans with AIDS. Michael michael
Who has AIDS? Creed creed
Guys, the Afghanistananies. Jim jim
Okay, you know what? No. No. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried. Michael michael
There are certain topics that are off-limits to comedians, JFK, AIDS, the Holocaust. The Lincoln Assassination just recently became funny. "I need to see this play like I need a hole in the head." [laughs] And I hope to someday live in a world where a person could tell a hilarious AIDS joke. It's one of my dreams. Michael michael
What are you doing? Jim jim
Oh, nothing. Pam pam
"Till Death Do Us Rock." Jim jim
They're wedding bands. Pam pam
Oh. Jim jim
Roy was supposed to pick the band, but he's concentrating more on the bachelor party now. Pam pam
Wait, wait, where you going? I mean, even if you don't hire a band, you still have to watch the bands. Pam, these are people who have never given up on their dreams. I have great respect for that. And, yes, they're all probably very bad and that will make me feel better about not having dreams. Jim jim
There's a KISS cover band in here. Pam pam
Let's do it. Jim jim
I'm pretty happy these days. I'm getting married soon and I'm getting along with everybody at work. Pam pam
Why did I talk to Jan about transferring? Well, you know... I have no future here. Jim jim
I have already put down the deposit. Do you understand how a deposit works? Michael michael
Mike, I am not having fire-eaters in a paper warehouse. Darryl darryl
It's Casino Night like Las Vegas. There are fire-eaters all over the place. Michael michael
Except my warehouse. Darryl darryl
Well, actually, it's my warehouse. Michael michael
Actually, it's owned by Beakman Properties, and Dunder Mifflin is four years into a seven-year lease. Dwight dwight
Why are you here? Michael michael
When Darryl was coming, you said you wanted me here for protection. Dwight dwight
Not. I said, not that. Michael michael
We just have a lot of stuff down there that could be stolen. Darryl darryl
That's ironic. Michael michael
What? Darryl darryl
That you are afraid. Michael michael
Why? 'Cause I'm from the hood? Darryl darryl
Dinkin' flicka. Michael michael
[sighs] Dinkin' flicka. Darryl darryl
I taught Mike some, uh, phrases to help with his interracial conversations. You know, stuff like, "Fleece it out." "Going mach five." "Dinkin' flicka." You know, things us Negroes say. Darryl darryl
Give me some. [Michael and Darryl perform simultaneous hand gesture] Michael michael
Oh, yeah, I taught him a handshake, too. Darryl darryl
[Jim ejects a videotape from the VCR and puts in a new one] Wow. I don't know how you're gonna decide. They are all extremely good. Jim jim
I think I should hire them all. Do like Lollapalooza. Pam pam
Yes. Jim jim
Have three stages, yeah. Pam pam
Your mom would love that. She would. Oh, this band is called Scrantonicity. Jim jim
Oh. Pam pam
Let's take a look. Nice. Jim jim
Oh, wait. That's Kevin. On the drums. Pam pam
What? Jim jim
On the drums! On the drums! Pam pam
Oh, my God, that's Kevin! Great song, Kev. Oh, my God, he's the drummer and the singer. Jim jim
We really don't do a lot of weddings. We actually don't play in public very often. We are all really hoping that Pam's wedding works out. This could be a turning point for the band. Kevin kevin
Wow. Oh! Jim jim
Oh, my... Pam pam
Yeah, you haven't seen that since 1983. That is amazing. Okay, we have to sign him. I'm gonna call the label, we're gonna... Jim jim
No! No! Pam pam
No, Pam, you're gonna lose him to another wedding. Jim jim
No, come back! No, no, no! Pam pam
Kev! Jim jim
Jim is great. Being with him just takes away all the stress of planning my wedding. Pam pam
[phone rings] Yes Michael michael
[phone rings] Michael, Carol Stills for you. Pam pam
Who? Michael michael
Carol Stills. Pam pam
Do I know a Carol Stills? Michael michael
Your realtor. Pam pam
Oh, yeah, put her through. Hey Carol, how goes the real estate biz? Is it real good? Michael michael
It's still me. Pam pam
Sometimes I don't put Michael through until he's already said something. I look at it as a practice run for him. He usually does better on the second attempt. Pam pam
Carol, you're on with Michael. Pam pam
[on phone] Hello, Michael? Carrol carrol
Hi, Carol. How you doing? Michael michael
I'm great. I just needed one last signature for your mortgage insurance. Carrol carrol
Oh, hey, no problemo. Incidentally, I love the place. Michael michael
Oh, great. Carrol carrol
Great. It has a little bit of a weird smell. It's okay. At Christmas, the tree helped. Michael michael
Oh, good, I'm glad. Can I drop it over later? Carrol carrol
Actually, I'm sort of hosting this charity thing in our warehouse, Casino Night. Michael michael
Oh, great. Carrol carrol
Yeah, it'll be good. You know what? Why don't you come by? Bring the papers, I'll sign them and then you can stay and have a drink. Michael michael
To the casino thing? Carrol carrol
Yeah. It'll be fun. What do you...[phone rings] What do you... Michael michael
What? Carrol carrol
Oh, I'm sorry. Could you hold on? Yes? Michael michael
Michael, Jan's on line two. Pam pam
Okay, put her through. [Deep voice] Jan Levinson, I presume? Michael michael
It's still me. Uh, Jan, here's Michael. Pam pam
Michael? Jan jan
Hey, Jan. How you doing? Michael michael
You know, I... I thought about it and you are right. Jan jan
I am? Michael michael
I could use a little fun. So, I am going to drive up for your Casino Night. Jan jan
Oh, okay. Michael michael
Incidentally, what is the charity? Jan jan
AIDS. Michael michael
Okay, then. I will see you tonight. Jan jan
Okay, sounds great. Michael michael
Bye-bye. Jan jan
Bye Hello, Carol? Hi, sorry about that. I just... Michael michael
No problemo. Carrol carrol
Right. Michael michael
To answer your question... Carrol carrol
Yeah? Michael michael
Yes. Carrol carrol
What? Michael michael
I'd love to go. Carrol carrol
Okay. Michael michael
I have to get a sitter, but that shouldn't be a problem. Carrol carrol
Problem. Good. Michael michael
And I'll bring the papers, too. Carrol carrol
Good, All right. Sounds great. Michael michael
I'll see you tonight. Carrol carrol
Bye. Michael michael
Bye. Carrol carrol
Two queens on Casino Night. I am going to drop a deuce on everybody. Michael michael
[People playing casino games as the actual Casino Night begins] Oh, my God! Pam pam
Yeah! That's great. Roy roy
Hey, hey. Michael michael
Hi. Carrol carrol
Hey, Carol. Michael michael
Hi. Carrol carrol
You look great. Michael michael
Thanks. Thank you for inviting me. It looks so great in here. Carrol carrol
Oh, well... Kiss. [Michael kisses her on the cheek, pauses and then kisses her on the other cheek] That's how we do it in the paper biz. It's European and... Yes? Ah, Dwight [Kisses cheeks] Michael michael
Code name Re/Max is here. No sign of Lan Jevinson. Dwight dwight
I'm Michael's wingman. I've got his back. Two dates. He's got two dates tonight. My job is to keep Jan away from Carol and vice versa. Michael said, "We must deceive them, so as not to hurt them, and in that way, we honor them." Dwight dwight
Can I get you a drink? The food is from Hooters. Michael michael
Drink would be good. Carrol carrol
Okay. Michael michael
Oh, I steal things all the time. It's just something I do. I stopped caring a long time ago. You should see how many supplies I've taken from this place. Honestly, I love stealing things. Creed creed
I'm gonna get a drink. Do you need anything? {Billy}'s Girlfriend billy-merchant
No, I'm fine. Thank's sweetheart. Billy billy
Okay. {Billy}'s Girlfriend billy-merchant
Billy, your nurse is hot. Michael michael
That's my girlfriend. Billy billy
Your nurse became your girlfriend? Sweet. Michael michael
She was never my nurse. I met her at Chili's. She was my waitress. Billy billy
Chili's is great. Michael michael
Welkommen, Bienvenue, and welcome to Monte Carlo! Dwight. I am no longer your boss. Lady Fortune is your boss. Michael michael
[Under his breath] Will Lady Fortune give me a raise? Stanley stanley
Shut it, shut it, shut it. Will Lady Fortune be your mistress? Only time will tell, my friends. Leave all your preconceived notions about casinos at the door. Old friends, new lovers, and the disabled! Welcome all! Great, okay. Shuffle up and deal. Let's get it started! Black-Eyed Crows. Michael michael
Okay, the game is No-Limit Texas Hold'em. Good luck, everybody. That's at least four red chips to you, sir. Dealer dealer
All-in. [Other players fold their hands] Michael michael
Bluffing is a key part of poker, which is too bad, because I'm not very good at bluffing. Did you believe me? Michael michael
I'll call. Toby toby
What are... That's insane. Michael michael
I have good cards. Toby toby
Well, Toby, I went all-in on the first hand, so doesn't that tell you that I might have good cards, too? So don't be stupid. Just take it back. Michael michael
No, I'm sorry. He can't, sir. He's gone all-in. Dealer dealer
Okay, all right, whatever. Michael michael
Flip them. Dealer dealer
You really screwed that up. [Michael leaves] Michael michael
Wow. Meredith meredith
I don't really play cards, but I'm not gonna lie to you. It felt really good to take money from Michael. Gonna chase that feeling. Toby toby
I expect to do very well tonight. I have an acute ability to read people. Jim, for instance, has a huge tell. When he gets a good hand, he coughs. Dwight dwight
[coughs] I will raise. [Dwight sighs and folds his cards] Thanks. Jim jim
It's the weirdest thing. Every time I cough, he folds. Jim jim
Wow, bad luck. Carrol carrol
Yeah, whatever. Hey, you know what? If luck weren't involved, I would always be winning. [Sees Jan] Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Michael michael
Michael? Jan jan
Jan. Michael michael
Hi. Jan jan
Look, okay, I think we're all adults here, and it has always been my understanding that we have an open relationship. Michael michael
What are you... Just... Wait, what're you talking about? Jan jan
What does that mean? Carrol carrol
After you said you weren't coming, I invited Carol to come and I don't think that I did anything wrong. Michael michael
No. No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Jan. I'm Michael's boss. Jan jan
Hi, hi. Carrol carrol
Does anyone want a drink? Jan jan
No, I'm good. Carrol carrol
Okay. [Carol stares at Michael] Jan jan
Um... Michael michael
Hey, hey. Dwight dwight
Hey. What... Michael michael
Jan's here. Dwight dwight
Give me the dice. Dwight dwight
Come on, Dwight. Kevin kevin
Let's go. Dwight dwight
It's all on you, baby. Let's go. Billy billy
Good evening, Dwight. What is this? Angela angela
Evening, Angela. This is craps. I need to roll an eight. If I do, everyone wins. Dwight dwight
Yes. Kevin kevin
Then roll an eight. Angela angela
Thank you, Angela. Dwight dwight
Good luck, Dwight. Angela angela
Yeah! Yeah! [Kisses Angela, she slaps him and walks away smiling] Dwight dwight
Dwight, let's keep it going. Let's keep it going. Let's go. Kevin kevin
Let it ride. Let it all ride. Oscar oscar
Give me the dice! Dwight dwight
Yeah, right. Jim jim
"Yeah, right," what? Pam pam
What was this? [Makes face] Jim jim
[Laughs] I have good cards. Pam pam
Really? Jim jim
Mhmm, And I'm gonna take you all-in. Pam pam
Wow. I think you're bluffing. Jim jim
Yeah, I think she's full of it. Kevin kevin
Straight. Pam pam
Oh. Three nines. Jim jim
Pam. Jim Halpert, ladies and gentlemen. Kevin kevin
Thank you very much. It was fun. Jim jim
Cosmopolitan, please. Jan jan
Can I get a red wine? So, two hours? That's a long drive. Carrol carrol
Well, it's part of the job, you know? Keep an eye on things. So... Why not? So, how long have you and Michael been... Jan jan
Oh, well, actually, I guess this would be our first date. I guess. Carrol carrol
Casino Night in the warehouse. Good sport. Jan jan
Well, I'm having a nice time. Carrol carrol
Oh, me too. Me too. Jan jan
One beer and one Seven and Seven with eight maraschino cherries, sugar on the rim, blended if you can. Ryan ryan
So, that's still going on, huh? You and Kelly? Jim jim
All right! Michael michael
The point is four. Shooter, roll it. Four! Dealer dealer
Come on, shooter! Dwight dwight
Four! [Holds dice in front of Carol] Blow. Blow for luck! Yeah! Also, you. Not playing favorites. [Holds dice in front of Jan] All right, here we go! Michael michael
All right. Carrol carrol
Yeah! Michael michael
Five. Dealer dealer
So close. So close. Michael michael
Come on. [Turns to Jan] So where you staying? Radisson? Dwight dwight
What? Jan jan
Super 8? Dwight dwight
No, I... Jan jan
Motel 6? Best Western? Dwight dwight
I didn't... I don't know... Jan jan
Holiday Inn? The Hyatt in Wilkes-Barre? You staying with Michael? Dwight dwight
I won the 2002 $2,500 No-Limit Deuce-to-Seven-Draw Tournament at the World Series of Poker in Vegas. So, yeah... I'm pretty good at poker. Kevin kevin
All-in. Kevin kevin
Okay, let's do it. Phyllis phyllis
Good Luck, honey. Bob Vance bob-vance
Oh, thank you, Bobby. But it doesn't matter, it's just fun to play. Phyllis phyllis
Three queens. Kevin kevin
Nice, very nice. Dwight dwight
I have an ace. Phyllis phyllis
No, that's a flush. Oscar oscar
Oh, man! Dwight dwight
Oh, I have a flush! Phyllis phyllis
Yes! Bob bob
Look, I won! Look I have all the clovers! You wanna play again? Phyllis phyllis
I suck. Kevin kevin
She took you down, huh? Roy roy
I do not want to talk about it. Kevin kevin
Hey, I saw your tape. Your band, Scrantonicity? You guys rock. Roy roy
Yeah? Kevin kevin
Yeah, you guys wanna play our wedding? Roy roy
Awesome. Did Pam say it was okay? Kevin kevin
Whatever. I'm in charge of the music. Roy roy
Dude, you will not be sorry. Kevin kevin
Sweet. All right. Roy roy
All right. Kevin kevin
Smoke? Jan jan
No, thanks. You having fun? Jim jim
Fabulous time. I drove two and a half hours to get here. Jan jan
Yeah, we all really... Jim jim
Left work early, drove down here. And I am completely underdressed Jan jan
Well, I think you look great. Jim jim
Why did I hook up with Michael? Jan jan
Yeah, why did you? Jim jim
It was very late, Jim. Very... Very late and... Have you given any more thought to the transfer? Jan jan
Oh, yeah. Jim jim
Good. Have you told anyone? Jan jan
No. Jim jim
Well, you should. Jan jan
Excuse me. Big moment. The evening's chip leader and winner of this beautiful mini-refrigerator courtesy of Vance Refrigeration, Creed Bratton, Dunder Mifflin! Bob bob
Thanks. I never owned a refrigerator. Creed creed
Sorry, babe. I am just beat. Roy roy
It's okay. I'll see you at home. Pam pam
Okay. Hey, don't try to lose too much money, all right? Roy roy
Okay. Pam pam
If you still want a honeymoon. Hey, Halpert. Keep an eye on her, all right? Roy roy
Okay, will do. Jim jim
See you. Roy roy
Bye! Hey. Pam pam
Hey, how's it going? Jim jim
Good, especially after I took all your money in poker. Pam pam
Yeah. Hey, can I talk to you about something? Jim jim
About when you want to give me more of your money? Pam pam
No, I... Jim jim
Did you wanna do that now? We can go inside. I'm feeling kind of good tonight. Pam pam
I was just... I'm in love with you. Jim jim
What? Pam pam
I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear, but I needed you to hear it. Probably not good timing, I know that. I just... Jim jim
What are you doing? What do you expect me to say to that? Pam pam
I just needed you to know. Once. Jim jim
Well, I um... I... I can't. Pam pam
Yeah. Jim jim
You have no idea... Pam pam
Don't do that. Jim jim
...what your friendship means to me. Pam pam
Come on. I don't wanna do that. I wanna be more than that. Jim jim
I can't. I'm really sorry if you misinterpreted things. It's probably my fault. Pam pam
Not your fault. I'm sorry I misinterpreted our friendship. Jim jim
Hey. I'm leaving. Jan jan
Hey, okay. Michael michael
So, I just wanted to congratulate you on a fantastic evening. You did the company proud. Jan jan
Thank you. Michael michael
And thanks for inviting me. You were right, I needed it. So, thanks. Jan jan
Okay. Thanks for coming. Michael michael
Nice to meet you. Jan jan
You, too. Carrol carrol
And you guys have a good time together. Jan jan
Okay. Talk to you Monday. Michael michael
Yeah. Jan jan
Goodbye. Carrol carrol
Good night. She's a good boss. Michael michael
She seems really nice. Carrol carrol
Oh, she's great. Michael michael
Love triangle. Drama. All worked out in the end, though. The hero got the girl. Who saw that coming? I did. And Jan was really happy for me. So actually the hero got two girls. He got the girl that he works with and he got the girl that he buys real estate from. So, I've got my New York girl and my local flavor. Life is good. Michael michael
[On phone] About 10 minutes ago. No, I didn't know what to say. Yes, I know. Um, I don't know, mom, he's my best friend. Yeah, he's great. Yeah, I think I am. [Jim enters] I have to go. I will. Listen, Jim... [They kiss] Pam pam
Everybody, in the conference room now, please. Thank you. Time is money. Michael michael
Do you need anything? Dwight dwight
No. Michael michael
Should I get water or donuts? Dwight dwight
No. Michael michael
Come on, let's go. Take a seat. Dwight dwight
What's going on, Michael? Oscar oscar
I want somebody to give me the name of one of our biggest competitors. Michael michael
Office Depot! Dwight dwight
Good. Yes, that will work. All right. Now I need a plural noun. [All groaning] Michael michael
Apparently Michael has come up with a Dunder Mifflin Mad Lib, and he's making us play it with him. We are so happy. No. I'd like to choose a different adjective. Pam pam
How about a location? Michael michael
The planet Caprica. Dwight dwight
Where the hell is that? Michael michael
It's from Battlestar Galactica. Dwight dwight
Okay, all right. Michael michael
I am going back to my desk... Stanley stanley
No, no, no. No, no, not until you give me an adjective. Michael michael
Annoying. Stanley stanley
We already have that. So... Michael michael
Frustrating. Toby toby
No, Toby, damn it, come on! We already have that. I need something fun. Something like fat or smelly. Or pukey. Pukey. Pukey's good. Okay. Pukey. Now I need a noun. Michael michael
Ass. Phyllis phyllis
Good. Thank you, Phyllis. That wasn't so hard. All right, here we go. "Office Depot is an annoying store. One day Creed went there to buy paper. And he ran into irritating Cylons." Michael michael
Yeah, get them, Creed! Dwight dwight
"One of them was named Michael Scott, and he was an..." Oh, damn it. Okay. Okay, okay, we're... Okay, we're starting over. Michael michael
My charity is the Farm Defense Fund. It's one of the best organizations that fights infestation of the beet armyworm. Dwight dwight
My charity is the Lackawanna County Volunteer Sheriff's Department, because Dwight's a Volunteer Sheriff. So I thought this was a perfect opportunity to support/mock him. Jim jim
I don't believe that Jim moved that coat rack. But if he did, he has an obligation to use his gift wisely. With great power comes great responsibility. They could do a cross-section of his brain to find out more. But I don't think it's true, though. Dwight dwight
Look, if anything goes missing, we will reimburse. Michael michael
Yeah. Can Dunder Mifflin afford that? Darryl darryl
Dang! Paper making paper, I.e. money. Michael michael
What? Darryl darryl
Paper money. [clears throat] Yeah. The company's doing fine. Michael michael
Mike, we're not shipping as much as we did last year. Darryl darryl
Hey. Okay. You know what? Don't even think. I command you to just go down and have fun tonight. All right? Don't think about it. Michael michael
Our numbers are down, yes, but we have a heck of a crew here in Scranton. Hardworking, motivated, dynamic. Every single last one of them. They follow my lead. I sort of set the tone. And it doesn't hurt that my ex works for corporate. Jan loves this branch, and I think that's really more than half the battle. Michael michael
It is extremely stressful, planning a wedding by yourself. It's like a job. I mean, it's fun, but it kind of becomes like work. I've already planned it all out in my head. But it's just in my head. Pam pam
Hey. Meredith, right? {Meredith}'s Vet meredith
Oh, God. Oh, no. I have this problem all the time. I never remember people I've had sex with. Meredith meredith
I'm your vet. {Meredith}'s Vet meredith
Oh, right. Meredith meredith
And we had sex in the parking lot. {Meredith}'s Vet meredith