The documentary series finished airing ages ago. Why is PBS sending another crew? Dwight dwight We're getting bonus footage for the DVD. Camera Man camera-man pff, Nobody buys DVDs anymore. Dwight dwight It'll be a pledge gift. Camera Man camera-man PBS. The propaganda wing of Bill and Melinda Gates and viewers like you. Dwight dwight In the past year, I have consolidated the entire Scranton paper market. We regained the white pages, the school district, Lackawanna county. We supply them all. I'm getting married tomorrow afternoon, and in the morning, there's a mini-reunion. A kind of a "where are they now" panel at a local theatre. It'll be nice to see everyone again. [laughs] I haven't seen Kevin since we let him go. Dwight dwight [mimicking trumpet] Today marks several important milestones. Stanley, as you know, is retiring. Dwight dwight Yes! Whoo, whoo, whoo! Kevin kevin Ah, I've been looking forward to this day since I was 18 years old. Stanley stanley Speech! Meredith meredith No! And our next and most thickly frosted cake is...for...Kevin. Dwight dwight Yes! Wait, why? Kevin kevin Go ahead and just read the frosting. Dwight dwight "Get out." Kevin kevin Uh-huh. Dwight dwight What does that mean? Kevin kevin It's a colloquial way of saying "you're fired," Kevin, which you are. Dwight dwight What? Dwight, you can't do that. Pam pam The cake has spoken Pam. Sorry. Dwight dwight What?! All all Well if anyone here can make a case for Kevin staying. Dwight dwight Dwight...[overlapping objections] All all Based...on his merit. Dwight dwight Ooh. Oscar oscar Umm.... Jim jim I'm...good. Kevin kevin Well, Toby will stop it. Anytime anyone's ever been fired, Toby's blocked it, so... Pam pam Yeah. Yeah, I don't think... Toby toby Toby, wait. Wait. Hold that thought. Here's your cake. [squirts frosting on the top] Bye, bye Toby. Dwight dwight [crying] At least I got chocolate. Kevin kevin I bike to work now. Saves on gas, cheaper than a vasectomy and, uh, oh, yeah, it's good for the environment too. Jim jim Pam and I are great. She just recently finished her mural for the Irish cultural center. Jim jim Whoo! Yeah Crowd crowd [to Cici] Can you clap! Can you clap for mom? Jim jim And Dwight is imitating Japanese business practices for reasons he explained to us in Japanese. Jim jim [whispering] Angela, are you ready for the wedding? Pam pam [whispering] Yes. My heart is so open, I am so at peace. [scoffs] Look at Meredith. She's disgusting. Those feet. They're like the paws of an orangutan. Angela angela I think she looks good. Now that she's wearing sports bras, we don't see her boobs as much. Pam pam That is all. Have a good morning. Dwight dwight Thank you. Meredith meredith [after Angela kisses Dwight] What was that for? Dwight dwight [laughing] To remind you that our wedding's gonna be wonderful. Angela angela Ah. I know. It just feels so empty with so many of the old gang gone. Dwight dwight D, it's gonna be perfect. The only people that need to be there are you and me. Angela angela Oh, and the old man to feed us the cheese that he's been fermenting since the day of my birth. You keep forgetting about him. Dwight dwight I don't...I don't know why. Angela angela I brought in some new faces, and one old. I always like Devon. I hired him back after Creed faked his own death in the baler the day after the doc aired. The only person he fooled was Kevin. Then the police showed up. Turns out, Creed was in the band "The Grass Roots" in the 1960's. During that time, the police say he sold drugs and trafficked in endangered species meat and stole weapons-grade LSD from the military. Dwight dwight Oh, some fudge? Phyllis phyllis Oh, thanks. I love your fudge. Malcolm malcolm Thanks. Phyllis phyllis I think I gained a couple of pounds since I got here. Malcolm malcolm [laughing] Oh, you can afford it. Phyllis phyllis After 16 years, it's strange sitting across from somebody who isn't Stanley. But...he'll get there. Phyllis phyllis Okay, the limo's gonna be here at five. I need everybody to be ready 'cause I want to pack in a lot. Jim jim Party time! Whorehouse! Zeke zeke Uh, no. No whorehouse. This is Dwight's night, okay? Jim jim Well, you're the bestisch mensch. Zeke zeke Dwight has made me his bestisch mensch. Which is Schrute for best man. He's putting himself entirely in my hands tonight. And I know for over 12 years I've done nothing but trick and prank him but tonight...only good surprises. "Guten Pranken". [chuckles] Jim jim Oh hey, Jim. I forgot to mention. Oftentimes, in Hollywood portrayals of bachelor parties, there are accidental murders. That won't be necessary tonight. Dwight dwight Great, now we got three hours to fill. Clark clark Okay, hold on. Are you sure Mose isn't going to show up? Jim jim Ever since Angela moved in and Mose had to stop sleeping at the foot of my bed, he's been acting pretty weird about this whole wedding thing. Dwight dwight Mose has been weird? That's so unlike him. Jim jim Yeah, sure, I'll talk about it. Why not? American's next A Cappella Sensation aired my audition. And when I started sobbing uncontrollably, apparently that struck a chord with quite a lot of people. Not a very compassionate chord. The clip went viral, as they say Andy andy [on computer] You can't just sit here and cry. Casey casey Oh, I can so just sit here and cry! Andy andy Two million hits in the first week and then the parodies started. One from the Philippines got 12 million hits. And the late night comedy guys had a field day with it. Andy andy [SNL Weekend Update] None none [fake crying] Bill Hader bill-hader Oh, Don't. Aw, come on, Baby Wawa. Don't be such a baby. Seth Mayers seth-mayers [crying and pouring eye drops in his eyes] Bill Hader bill-hader Oh, No. It's gonna be alright. Seth Mayers seth-mayers [pulling multiple tissues out] Bill Hader bill-hader It's gonna be all right. For Weekend Update I'm Seth Meyers. That's Baby Wawa. Good night. Seth Mayers seth-mayers [still crying] Bye! Bill Hader bill-hader After my clip blew up, I actually got a call from the double rainbow guy and the fat Star Wars kid. Turns out they have a support group. [pause] Not really my scene. Andy andy [on the phone] Years ago, the senator promised a left turn lane by the Arby's. So I wanna know where in the name of horsey sauce is it? Well, yeah, you...hold on. Oscar oscar Hi. I keep seeing this symbol in the accounts from last year. It's..it's all over the place. I don't know what it means. Dakota dakota That's the reason Kevin got fired. It's his magic number. He used to use it to balance his accounts. He used to call it a Keleven. He told Dwight, [imitating Kevin] "A mistake plus Keleven gets you home by seven." He was home by 4:45 that day. Oscar oscar Oh, I live in Poland now. The Scranton of the E.U. Thank you for flying me out here for the weekend. I'm looking forward to the reunion panel tomorrow. Can't wait to see everyone. Well, almost everyone. Nellie nellie Hello! [laughing] Hello! Toby toby Oh. Nellie nellie Hi! [goes to hug Nellie] Toby toby No. Nellie nellie Oh. [laughs nervously] Toby toby How did you now my plane had arrived? How long have you been stalking me? Nellie nellie Oh, no, no. no. My plane just got in. From New York. Are you still with Piotr? Toby toby No. And I thought I unfriended you. Nellie nellie Anyone can follow a Twitter feed. Wanna share a cab? Toby toby [alone in cab} After Dwight fired me, I moved to New York to write the great American novel. I have six roommates. Heh. Which are better than friends, you know 'cause they have to give you one month's notice before they leave. Toby toby Hey-OH! Andy andy Andy? Meredith meredith You're back? Oscar oscar Yeah. Andy andy [whispering to Phyllis] That's Baby Wawa, right? Oh, my God! Malcolm malcolm Hey man, good to see you. Jim jim Thank you. Yeah, Andy andy [hugging Andy]. Andy... Phyllis phyllis Hey! Aw! A bear hug from my favorite mama grizzly. Andy andy Andy, I've been worried about you. How are you? Phyllis phyllis A little warm. Andy andy Poor, poor Andy. Phyllis phyllis [struggling] Okay. Aw. Thank you Phyllis. Andy andy Hello, hello. Darryl darryl Hey! Jim jim Darryl! Meredith meredith Hey! Andy andy Hey, what's up? Darryl darryl Didn't I just see you at the airport jumping in a limo? Andy andy What? Must've been another devilishly handsome debonair individual. Darryl darryl Hmm. Andy andy Hey, man. How are you doing? I, um...I didn't call 'cause I figured you changed the number. Darryl darryl No I didn't change the number. All good though. Phone never rings. Andy andy What? Ooh! Dwight dwight Surprise! Andy andy I thought you guys couldn't come. Dwight dwight Yeah, but then they moved the panel to the same weekend and the Doc crew paid to fly us in. It was kismet. Darryl darryl Kismet? Yeah, right. Pam and I came up with excuses for every other weekend. You remember my two lap band surgeries, right? Neither do I? "Guten Prank" number one. Jim jim You ready for tonight? We gonna tear up the town? Darryl darryl Uh, better ask Jim. Dwight dwight And Jim will say nothing. Jim jim [enters] Darryl! Andy! Pam pam Hey! Pam! Andy andy Hey, Pam! How are you? Darryl darryl We're fine. Yeah. [hugs both Darryl and Andy] And I'm sure that you guys are fine too. Because why wouldn't you be? Pam pam Mm-hmm. Andy andy Darryl, oh, my gosh. How is Austin? Tell me everything. How's the merger? I feel like I read about Athlead all the time. Pam pam I love it. And it's Athleap now. And the city is amazing. Darryl darryl Yeah? Jim jim Yeah. Yeah, it's hot. The music is awesome. And the tacos are...for real. Darryl darryl Wow! That sounds incredible. [checking cell phone]. Oh, guys. Limo's here. Let's do this. Change if you need to. Jim jim Whoo, whoo, whoo. Oscar oscar Okay, you guys, have fun. You too, Andy. Pam pam Yeah! Oscar oscar Aw! Andy andy Woah-Oh! Haven't been in one of these in forever. Darryl darryl They wanted me to go to the bachelorette party with the girls. Really? Such a cliché. I'm a man. So I'm going to the bachelor party with the boys. I just have to remember how I acted before I came out. Oscar oscar WASSUUUUP! [laughing] Oscar oscar Wait, why are we stopping? Jim, this isn't on the itinerary. Dwight dwight Get out. Jim jim Jim...wha... Come on! What...what are you gonna whack me, Jim? Dwight dwight No, Dwight. You'll be doing the whacking. Jim jim A bazooka. You remembered. Dwight dwight Of course I did. Jim jim [tearful laugh]. Get out of my way. Dwight dwight OH! [all laugh and applaud after Dwight fires the bazooka] All all Woo! Okay! Dwight dwight Yeah! [to camera] Guten Prank number two. Jim jim Private Room. Jim jim Yeah, brosef. Oscar oscar Amazing. Dwight dwight Enjoy, enjoy. Jim jim Hey, I know you. Are you gonna sit here and cry? Guy guy Okay, man, easy. Jim jim [fake cries] Guy guy Hey, dude, leave him alone. What are you doing? Jim jim Jim, it's fine. He'll just get you on his cell phone and then that'll go viral. Andy andy That happens a lot? Darryl darryl Yeah, I guess. But things are going well actually. I spoke at Cornell during commencement week. I mean, the seniors invited me as a joke but it was a huge success. Andy andy Well, I bet it was a smash. Oscar oscar That's how I got my new job in the admissions office. Andy andy Is that a volunteer program or... Oscar oscar No. It's a job. Things are going great. Andy andy Let's get a drink in you, huh? Darryl darryl Yes. Andy andy Whoo-hoo. Let's get this party started! Meredith meredith Where's my angel. Rachel rachel This is my big sister Rachel. Angela angela No, this is my big sister Angela. Rachel rachel [laughs] We're very close. We even have our own special language. Angela angela [speaks in a special language] Rachel rachel People love it. Angela angela They do. Rachel rachel [sighs] Man, how long have we been sitting here? Dwight dwight Hi, boys! Stripper stripper Ohh... All all Here we go! Clark clark Oh, Thank God. We are famished! Dwight dwight Hey, did somebody order the chef special? Stripper stripper Right there. Darryl darryl No, we haven't ordered anything. No one's even taken our drinks. Uh, what is the chef special? [music plays and stripper starts dancing on Dwight] Dwight dwight I bet you boys have a big appetite. Stripper stripper Oh, we do. So we'll have an onion loaf for the table, please. And tell us about your heartiest soups. Dwight dwight Mm, I know what you want. I know exactly what you want. Stripper stripper Yes, an onion loaf for the table but that's not all. Now the chef special sounded good. What is it exactly? Dwight dwight Ohh, shh. [places finger over Dwight's lips] Stripper stripper Okay, what are you doing? Are you giving me a taste of the chef's special? Tastes like cigarettes. That won't work. That's no good. Dwight dwight Whoo! Erin erin What? [knock at the door] Okay. Angela angela Oh, boy. Pam pam Oh! Erin erin Heard you guys needed some pipes fixed or cleaned or whatever. Jakey jakey Angela's special repairman is here. Phyllis phyllis Wait, what is this? Angela angela Shut up. Jakey? Meredith meredith Mom? Jakey jakey Wait, wait. What? Pam pam Oh, man. Jakey jakey No, no, no, no. Just do your wok. Pretend mom's not here. Meredith meredith Uh, that seems inappropriate. Pam pam Give the good show, my little entrepreneur. Meredith meredith Okay. Jakey jakey Take it off. [music play]. Yeah! Good song choice, Jakey. Stripper's only as good as his song. Meredith meredith oh, wowee wow. Rachel rachel Okay... Angela angela Whoo-hoo...go, Meredith's stripper son. Pam pam Rachel, are you all right? Angela angela I don't know! I don't know. Rachel rachel Oh geeze. [Jakey starts dancing on Angela]. Oh, my God! Angela angela Be gentle Jakey. Gentle. One second. Just one second. Look. [pushes Jakey aside and starts dancing on Angela] Meredith meredith Okay, if anything, this is rougher. Stop it Meredith. Angela angela Fine. My bad. Go ahead Jakey. Meredith meredith [Jakey resumes dancing] Uh, no. It's o...thank you. You know what? You don't have to...oh no, no, no. No, no, no. It's okay. Angela angela Now, for the last time, I'd like a side salad with balsamic. Dwight dwight Dwight, for the last time, she's not a waitress. Clark clark You're telling me! Dwight dwight If you want her to leave, just tip her. Oscar oscar What for? We haven't even gotten bread yet. Does anyone wanna split a twice baked potato? [to the dancing stripper] Do you have those? Those aren't deep fried, right? Dwight dwight That was interesting. [creaking sound] What was that? Angela angela It's just the wind. Phyllis phyllis Will you lock the door? Angela angela Okay. [opens door] It's just the wind, see? Nothing. Phyllis phyllis Alright, see, you don't have to leave the door wide open. We get it. It's the wind. Just come and shut...[Mose grabs Angela and takes her away] OH! My God! Angela angela [screams] All all Phyllis! Erin erin What's happening? Rachel rachel Oh, man, never thought I'd say this but I think I ate too much bone marrow. [phone rings] Dwight dwight Oh, it's the girls. Hey Pam. What? Angela's been kidnapped! Phyllis left the door open and some freak came and grabbed her and fled. Jim jim Good old Mose. [laughing] Dwight dwight They think it was Mose. Jim jim Oh, great. He's getting into the spirit of the festivities. Fantastic. He just pulled off a Braut Entfuhrung. Dwight dwight What is that? Oscar oscar A ceremonial bridal kidnapping. He will take the bride and hide her at a local pub and when I find the place, I have to buy everyone drinks. Ah, all right! Oh Mose. Dwight dwight Wait a minute. You said the tradition is for the groom is search for her and it ends at a pub. So how about the last pub you'd ever set foot in in this town? Jim jim Right. Which one is that? Dwight dwight Mm, hey driver. Why don't you take us to 3030 Adams? Jim jim Is that Mose? Jim jim Yes, it is! I am here for my bride! Dwight dwight Well, first, buy us a drink. Mose mose If you want your bride, buy us a drink! If you want your bride, buy us a drink. All all Very well! Drinks on me! Bartender! [Kevin turns around] Oh. Dwight dwight Well, well, well, well, well, well. That's six "wells." Did I get that number right, Dwight? Kevin kevin I heard you bought a bar, Kevin. Dwight dwight Yes. I did. This one. Now get out! Kevin kevin [to Mose] Why did you pick this place? [Mose points to Jim] Dwight dwight Ooh. Jim jim You? You did this as a prank. My own Bestich Mensch. Dwight dwight Nope, not a prank. I think it's time for you to bury the hatchet. Jim jim Waste of a good hatchet. Dwight dwight Okay, just talk. Jim jim Well, w... Kevin kevin I heard you say "well" the first time. Dwight dwight I know Dwight misses Kevin. I saw him make his portrait out of a Wooly Willy. Tomorrow's his wedding day. You can't be anything but happy on your wedding day. Jim jim It was nothing personal. It's just that you were terrible at your job. Dwight dwight You're just saying that to make me feel better. Kevin kevin No really. You were terrible at math and organization, time management, personal hygiene. Your internet searches were so filthy we had to throw our your computer. Dwight dwight Is that all it was? Kevin kevin That's it. Dwight dwight Come here [hugs Dwight] Kevin kevin I missed you Kevin. Dwight dwight I missed you! Kevin kevin Ohh. Dwight dwight Guten Prank. Mose mose Yes, Mose. Guten Prank number three. Jim jim You've had your drink. Now where is my bride? Dwight dwight Mose! What..ooh, Mose. [Mose opens trunk] Dwight dwight What the [bleep] is your problem you [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]?! Angela angela Hey. Hey, is Angela coming or... Jim jim No. We can't see each other on our wedding day. And her legs are still numb from being in the trunk. Dwight dwight Right. Jim jim Hey guys. Stanley stanley Stanley! All all How's Florida? Erin erin Oh, great. Stanley stanley Yes, I'm living in Florida now. Little town called Florida City, just on the edge of the everglades. The man who delivered my divorce papers came by fan boat which was kinda fun. I sit on my porch all day, carving birds. Stanley stanley Am I the only one that's nervous? How are you doing with this? Should we have bailed? Jim jim No, no, I'm fine. Pam pam Doesn't seem like anyone cares about us anyway. Jim jim I guess this was work being filmed nonstop for nine years. Stanley stanley I'm sorry guys. This is probably on me. I got hated on pretty hard when that auto-tune went viral. Andy andy Just sit here and cry, just sit here and cry! Oh I can so just sit here and cry. You guys are really mean. It can't end like this you know. Slept in my car last night, quit my job. Burned all my bridges. And I did unspeakable things - You're just not good, you're just not good. - Are you insane? - You're just not good, you're just not good. - Chill out! [crying] Just sit here and cry... None none [watching at his bar] People actually dance to this. It's in my juke box. None of the money goes to Andy though. Kevin kevin [laughing] Yeah, people hate you. Kevin kevin I'll go talk to the manager. Maybe we should just go home. [walks down the hall] Andy andy Hey! It's Andy Bernard! Man man Nard Dog! [cheers and claps] Ree-De-De-De-Doo! [repeats] All all Ree-De-De-De-Doo! Andy andy How did it feel to see your lives played out on tv? Man #1 man It's like seeing a documentary about how your food is made. It's kinda disgusting. You learn a lot, but I didn't wanna know any of it. David Wallace david-wallace With today's modern surveillance technology we are in a constant state of being watched weather it's our government or the government of other countries a.k.a. Google. You guys are being filmed way more than we ever were. Dwight dwight Uh, no one recognizes me. But not all my friends call me Plop. So... thanks PBS. Pete pete Uh, Jim, that DVD in the last episode was so romantic. And, um, I think we'd all love to know, Pam, what romantic thing did you do to pay Jim back for leaving Athlead? Woman #1 woman Well, I mean, How do you pay back someone for something like that? But, uh, I don't know. I'm working on something. Pam pam She pays me back every day just by being my wife so that's fine. Jim jim Awww. All all O-Kay. Jim jim All I can say is, if I had Jim, he would have a free pass to do anything. I mean if I lucked into that... he could do anything. Anything. Woman #2 woman [pause] I'm sorry. Is there a question? Pam pam Uh, no. Woman #2 woman Pam, what was in that teapot letter? Man #2 man Oh, um, well, you know, I... I just... I just think I would rather keep that private. You know, if you'd been filmed for nine years of your life, there'd be some things that you just wanna keep to yourself. Pam pam I hear ya. What did it say? Man #2 man We're gonna move on. Next question please. Moderator moderator Do you find that your life feels pointless now that nobody's actually filming you anymore? Man #3 man Yes. Toby toby I wanna know how everyone felt they were portrayed. Was it accurate? Woman #3 woman I got a beef with that. Um, for the first seven years, I was getting my PhD in School Psychology and they didn't show it. Yes, I was getting hammered but, hey, it was college. Meredith meredith I have a question for Jim and Pam. Everyone watching sees how much you love each other and how you're soul mates. So, Pam, how could you doubt that when Jim moved to Philadelphia? Woman #4 woman Um, you know what, I actually didn't handle that move, uh, very gracefully. From not communicating to being a little selfish. Jim jim Listen, um... I was scared, you know? I loved what I had, and I didn't want to risk it. And I think that maybe I did doubt him a little too. Which was wrong because he's shown me time and again. But when the documentary started airing, people on the street told me that I had this fairy-tale romance. But there were a lot of times last year where it did not feel like a fairy tale. But then it got deeper, and it got stronger and now it's better than a fairy tale. It's like a long book that you never want to end. And you're fine with that because you just never, ever wanna leave it. Pam pam Like Harry Potter. Woman #4 woman Yeah, like Harry Potter. Pam pam I have a question for Erin. Joan joan Really? Erin erin Yes. Um, the thing I found most compelling about the documentary was your search for your birth mother. Joan joan Thank you. Erin erin So my question is, um, do... don't you hate her? I mean, I would just imagine that you were so angry at her that you would hate her. Joan joan Maybe sometimes. But not like "hate" hate. More just like, "Mom, I hate you!" And then she would say "go to your room, young lady." And I'd stamp my foot and run upstairs and I have a room, which is really cool. And then we'd just have dinner together. But I don't know. I'd have to meet her. Thanks. Erin erin Erin... Joan joan Yes? Erin erin Um...Oh, Erin.. Joan joan Yes? Is there a follow-up question? [realizes] Mom? [they hug] Erin erin Erin... Same question but about your dad? [they hug] Ed Begley ed-begley Well, this feels like a good place to stop. Let's thank all of our wonderful panelists for being here on this wonderful panel today. [audience claps] Next week at the Scranton Cultural Center don't forget, Irish Step Dancing semifinals. Winning team to Mid-Atlantic. [applause and scattering cheers] Moderator moderator Where's the, uh, basket for gifts? Kevin kevin Right there, sir. Usher usher Okay. Kevin kevin Hi, I'm Dakota. Dakota dakota Jeff Bomondo. I sell ceramic tile out of Newark. Creed creed Nice. Dakota dakota My wife's name is Kathryn. I can show you my social security card if it helps. Creed creed Uck, Look at all this mud. Can you imagine if I had worn my Jimmy Choos? I just saved you 600 bucks mister. Kelly kelly Thanks for helping out, sweetie. Ravi ravi Kelly, you're here. Ryan ryan Hey, Ryan! Kelly kelly Hey. Ryan ryan Whose baby is this? Oh, are, like, a nanny now? Kelly kelly No, this little guy is mine. Ryan ryan So I was dating this girl, and one day, she went out to get a new charger for her e-cigarette. Never came back. Oldest story in the book. [baby squeals] Ryan ryan Say "hi", Drake. Ryan ryan Drake is your baby's name? Kelly kelly Yeah. Ryan ryan That is an amazing name. I'm obsessed with Drake. His last album... it just touched me to pieces. Kelly kelly No Kelly, he's no named after a hip-hop artist from 2011. It's Drake, like a mix of Drew and Blake. Ryan ryan Cool. Well, he is so cute. Ravi, check out this cute baby. I'm obsessed with him. Ravi is a pediatrician and some of his patients are total uggos. Kelly kelly They're called premature, sweetie. It's good to see you again Ryan. Ravi ravi Let me help you us. Phyllis phyllis Thanks. [knees buckle] Oh. Ouch. Angela angela Oh, boy. Maybe your heels are too high. Pam pam No, my heels aren't too high. It's because I spent three hours in a car trunk. Thanks for not locking the door when I asked you to, Phyllis. [sighs] Sorry Phyllis. You didn't know. As long as I can get to the altar. Angela angela Oh, I'm gonna get you to that altar. You can take that to the bank. Phyllis phyllis You ready? Jim jim [chuckles] You kidding? I was born ready. [mimicking heavy metal guitars] Dwight dwight Dwight, Dwight, Dwight. Um... I don't know how to tell you this, but... we have a little bit of a problem. Jim jim Oh, no. What? Dwight dwight The minister just told me that it's tradition for the Bestish Mensch to be older than the groom. Jim jim Oh, come on. I've never heard of such a thing. Dwight dwight I haven't heard of it, obviously. But I'm out because I am significantly younger than you- Jim jim Not... significant is a big word... Dwight dwight I think it's definitely... Well, okay. Either way... Jim jim I think you're only a teeny... Dwight dwight Either way, Dwight... I can't be there for you. I'm sorry. Jim jim Jim. Dwight dwight I just...really wish there was something I could do. [looks off] Jim jim [turns around] [whispering] Michael. I can't believe you came. Dwight dwight That's what she said. Michael michael Best prank ever. Jim jim As it is traditional to the Schrutes, the lovers are standing in their own graves as a reminder that this is the only escape from what they are about to do. Minister minister [to Joan] See, I get what they are trying to do, but why are the graves so shallow? Nellie nellie [reading] "Arise, my love, my fair one, and come away. For lo, the winter is passed. The rain is over and gone. The time of singing has come and the voice of the turtledove is heard in our land. Let me see your face. Let me hear your voice for your voice is sweet and your face is comely. " Kevin kevin I now pronounce you man and wife. [everyone cheers] Release the doves! [doves do not move right away] Minister minister Oh. Kelly kelly That's not... Kevin kevin Ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much for coming. Now, please take your hay bales to the reception. They'll be used for seating. Complimentary hay hooks are placed alone the aisles. Just stab 'em on in there. Dwight dwight [After Dwight and Angela's dance] None none Everybody! Dwight dwight [dancing with Pam. They kiss] See, now you don't owe me anything. Jim jim Ravi? Ravi? Drake has a bit of a rash. And he's hot. Ryan ryan Oh, no. Ravi ravi I was wondering could you maybe examine him for a second? Ryan ryan Oh, yeah, you're not feeling well little guy? Okay, sure. Should we go inside? Ravi ravi Actually, could you go inside? I'm feeling a little dehydrated. I could really use a little break, have some water. Ryan ryan Are you sure you don't wanna go in? Ravi ravi Ravi, just do it. That baby is burning up. Isn't this, like what you live for? Just go. Go. Kelly kelly Thank you Ravi. Thank you so much. This is great for me and for Drake. Thank you. Ryan ryan I don't know, Ryan. Baby Drake didn't look so good. Kelly kelly He'll be fine. I let me suck on a strawberry. He's allergic but he'll get over it fast. I had to talk to you. Ryan ryan You gave your baby an allergic reaction just to talk to me? [they kiss] Kelly kelly Michael has so many pictures of his kids he had to get two phones with two numbers and he pays two bills. Pam pam [with Michael] Oh, my gosh, it's choreographed! Pam pam He just so happy to have a family plan. Pam pam Where'd you learn to dance like that? Ed Begley ed-begley I don't know. I've just always been really good at dancing. Erin erin [dancing with Pam] [sobbing] Toby toby Is it me? Is it Nellie? Pam pam [sobbing] It's everything. Toby toby [dancing with Stanley] I missed you. Phyllis phyllis I missed you too. Stanley stanley Lots of people think that Stanley Hudson's a mean old grump. [laughs] But [crying] would a grump make this? It's me. It's me. Phyllis phyllis I love you. Ryan ryan [laughing] I love you too. Kelly kelly We're gonna be together forever. Ryan ryan We're running off into the sunset. Kelly kelly I finally mastered commitment. Ryan ryan [to Oscar] What was that stuff? Kevin kevin Hey, has anyone seen Ryan... or Kelly? Ravi ravi Ooh! Yes. Uh, They left together a little while ago. Kelly was hoping that you would keep the baby so they can start a new life together. Kevin kevin Oh, that's it. Here. [hands Drake to Kevin] Call child services and report an abandoned baby. We'll find a better parent than Ryan in no time. Ravi ravi Oh, I don't know. Kevin kevin Um, Kevin? Oh, I can help you with that. Yeah. I mean, I can find someone who will... who will love that beautiful little boy the way he deserves. Nellie nellie Hey, this is better. [hands Drake to Nellie] Kevin kevin Yes. It is. Oh yes it is. Nellie nellie If Ryan wants his baby back, please tell him where to fine me. We'll be somewhere in Europe. [looking at Drake] Won't we? Nellie nellie [crying] I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. It's every parent's dream. Michael michael Thank you go much. Darryl darryl Good night. Dwight dwight Good luck. Toby toby Great. It was really fun. Val val Good evening. Dwight dwight The Doc crew's throwing a big after party in the warehouse tonight. Val val Yeah, I heard. It sounds kinda lame. [to camera] No offense. You going, Toby? Darryl darryl Oh, I don't know. I might turn in early. Toby toby It's only 6:00. Come on, everybody's going. Andy andy You have to go, Toby. Meredith meredith Yeah, come on, Tobes. Pete pete Come on. Val val Yeah. I'll stop by. Toby toby There he is! Pete pete I need to get out of this dress. Pam pam I gotta get out of this dress. Jim jim Oh, I'm sorry Pam. Carrol carrol What's going on? Jim jim [sighs] [whispering] Why are you still here? Pam pam [whispering] I'm so sorry. They were an hour late. Carrol carrol No, really, what's going on? Jim jim Okay, Okay. Um... so... this past year has been really great, and you've been great and I just... I know that you had to make this choice and you had to give something up for me. But I never want you to have to give up anything. I just thought if I could get us an offer then there wouldn't be anything standing in our way and I could come to you with this big Jim gesture... and show you all at once just how much I love you and how much I really do believe in your future. Pam pam Sorry, how long have you been showing the house? Jim jim About 2 months Pam pam That's why it's so clean. Jim jim Yeah. Pam pam I mean, you were gonna do this without me? Jim jim Well, you... you bought the house without telling me, so I thought I could sell it without telling you. Pam pam Oh... okay. Where would we go? Jim jim Austin? Maybe. Pam pam I promise you, you don't have to do this for me. Jim jim I'm doing it for us. Pam pam The last... Jim jim Okay. We'll take it. Buyer buyer [to the buyer] Hold on a second. [to Pam] The last few months have meant the world to me and all I care about... Jim jim Hold on a second. [turning] Wait, what did you just say? Pam pam We wanna buy your house. Buyer buyer You wanna do this? Jim jim I wanna do this. Pam pam You really want to do this? Jim jim I really want to do this! Pam pam [hugging Pam] [laughing] Oh my God! Jim jim Hey, Darryl. [whispers in his ear] Jim jim What? All right! Darryl darryl We're so excited. Pam pam Cool. Phyllis phyllis Oh, that's for PBS executives only. Woman woman I had to pledge $50 to my local PBS station just to get this. Stanley stanley I think your ideas are fantastic, Oscar. I'd love to contribute to your campaign. David Wallace david-wallace Thank you David. Oscar oscar Uh, could I please have your attention? So a year ago, I got my first art commission to paint a mural for Dunder Mifflin and I decided to paint the history of paper...,which was just some trees and stuff. And then someone spray painted a bunch of butts on it and I had to start from the beginning. But it all worked out for the best because I think that I've painted the perfect thing which is the history of us. All of us. And this is for you Jim. [applause] And go ahead! [drape drops and everyone cheers] Pam pam Everyone, Let's take our picture in front of the mural. Oh, um, I just...I kind of meant just everybody from the office. Pam pam [taking pictures] Very nice. Just a couple dozen more. Smiles, everybody, smiles. All right, that's great. I got enough. Thank you, everybody. Photographer photographer [whispering to Pam] Let's go outside Jim jim Okay. Pam pam Okay, I need a drink. Stanley stanley Yeah, we all need a drink. [opening Meredith's drawer] What the...there's only dandelion tea and raisins in here. Kevin kevin Hey, bottom drawer. Meredith meredith Yes! Kevin kevin [answering the phone] Dunder Mifflin, This is Pam. Oh, I'm sorry. Jim Halpert doesn't work here anymore. Pam pam I didn't watch the whole documentary. After a few episodes, it was too painful. I kept wanting to scream at Pam. It took me so long to do so many important things. It's just hard to accept that I spent so many years being less happy than I could have been. Jim was 5 feet from my desk and it took me four years to get to him. It'd be great if people saw this documentary and learned from my mistakes. Not that I'm a tragic person. I'm really happy now. But...it would just...just make my heart soar if someone out there saw this and she said to herself "be strong, trust yourself, love yourself. Conquer your fears. Just go after what you want and act fast, because life just isn't that long." Pam pam If there is one thing that I have learned through this whole experience, it's that if you film anybody long enough, they're going to do something stupid. It's only human natural. Kevin kevin Hey guys. Dwight dwight Hi. Angela angela Hey! All all What about the honeymoon? Pam pam Oh, the honeymoon can wait till tomorrow. We wanted to hang out with you guys. I mean, when are we all going to be here together again? Angela angela Aww, J, P and D. The Three Amigos. Ah, it warms my heart. Hey, what do you say, when I get back from out honeymoon, the three of us have a conference room meeting just for fun? [pause] What is that meaningful look? Dwight dwight You know what? Maybe we should talk. Jim jim Hey, come here. You guys need to see this. Darryl darryl What is it? Kevin kevin [on the computer] You're probably sitting there wondering what will be your mark. What will you be known for? It might surprise you to learn... Andy andy I finally feel ready. Athlead is growing... Pam pam Athleap. Jim jim And Jim can jump back in without skipping a beat. We'll come back to visit. But I think it's time for us to officially... Pam pam No, don't say it. You're fired! You're both fired! Dwight dwight Dwight, come on. Don't end on a bad note. Jim jim Don't be an idiot. It's for the severance. The best I can do one month for every year you've been here. That's the max. Dwight dwight Thanks Dwight. Pam pam Hey, and if you're ever in Austin... Jim jim Woah. Right. For what, the art? The music? The incredible nightlife? No thank you. But if you're ever in the area, you'll always have a place to stay...in my barn. Dwight dwight There it is. Jim jim Do I get along with my co-workers? Well, first of all, I don't have co-workers anymore, I have subordinates. So... have I gotten along with my subordinates? Let's see. My supplier relations rep, Meredith Palmer, is the only person I know who knows how to properly head bang to Motorhead. Oscar Martinez, my accountant, is now godfather to my son. Angela Schrute, my former accountant is now my wife. My top salesman, Jim Halpert was best man at my wedding and office administrator Pamela Beesley Halpert is my best friend. So...yes. I'd say I have gotten along with my subordinates. Dwight dwight [on computer] You might feel sorry for me but I actually feel sorry for you. Because you're about to leave Cornell. So say it with me: [all]: Oh, I can so just sit here and cry. Andy andy Oh, Yes! Kevin kevin You did good. Real good. Darryl darryl Thanks Dad...Darryl. Andy andy I spent so much of my time here at Dunder Mifflin thinking about my old pals, my college a cappella group. The weird thing is now, I'm exactly where I wanna be. I got my dream job at Cornell and I'm still just thinking about my old pals. Only now they're the ones I made here. I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them. [pause] Someone should write a song about that. Andy andy You take something ordinary, like a piece of paper. It's not much. But if you see it in the right way...And that's what you did with this documentary. But seriously, you made a nine-year documentary and you couldn't once show me doing my origami. Oscar oscar [walking out of the bathroom discovered by all] Uh..ohh! Creed creed [playing guitar and singing] I saw a friend today. It had been a while. And we forgot each others names. But it didn't matter. 'Cause deep inside the feeling still remained the same... Creed creed Imagine going back and watching a tape of your life. You could see yourself change and make mistakes...and grow up. You could watch yourself fall in love, watch yourself become a husband, become a father. You guys gave that to me. And that's...an amazing gift. Jim jim Hey, Jim, remember flonkerton when you did Office Olympics? It was awesome. Phyllis phyllis Thanks Phyl. Jim jim I still have my medal from that. Creed creed Do you even have a mattress? Angela angela No, but I still have my medal from that. Creed creed Oscar. Oscar. [crying] I think I'm gay. Kevin kevin Why do you say that? Oscar oscar [sniffles] It's just that I'm so emotional. Kevin kevin Yeah, but you're not gay. You're not gay. Oscar oscar No, but maybe the reason... Kevin kevin You're not gay. Oscar oscar [still playing and singing] And all the faces that I know have that same familiar glow. I think I must have known them somewhere once before. Creed creed How did you do it? How did you capture what it was really like? How we felt and how made each other laugh and how we got through the day? How did you do it? Also, how do cameras work? Erin erin Everyday when I came into work, all I wanted to do was leave. So why in the world does it feel so hard to leave right now? Darryl darryl It all seems so very arbitrary. I applied for a job at this company because they were hiring. I took a desk at the back because it was empty. But...[chuckles] no matter how you get there or where you end up, human beings have this miraculous gift to make that place home. [standing with two cops] Let's do this. Creed creed I just feel lucky that I got a chance to share my crummy story with anyone out there who thinks they're the only one to take a dump in a paper shredder. You're not alone sister. Let's get a beer sometime. Meredith meredith I'm happy that this was all filmed so I can remember everyone and what we did. I worked for a paper company all these years and I never wrote anything down. Phyllis phyllis I sold paper at this company for 12 years. My job was to speak to clients on the phone about quantities and types of copier paper. Even if I didn't love every minute of it, everything I have, I owe to this job. This stupid...wonderful...boring...amazing job. Jim jim I thought it was weird when you picked us to make a documentary. But all in all...I think an ordinary paper company like Dunder Mifflin was a great subject for a documentary. There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point? Pam pam