Hey, uh, can I help you out in here? Michael michael Oh, I'm all set, thanks. Mr. Brown mr-brown Gotcha. Good. I'd go with the rows. That's a good idea. Michael michael Today is diversity day and someone's going to come in and talk to us about diversity. It's something that I've been pushing, that I've been wanting to push, for a long time and Corporate mandated it. And I never actually talked to Corporate about it. They kind of beat me to the punch, the bastards. But I was going to. And I think it's very important that we have this. I'm very, very excited. Michael michael That's the thing. It's very sturdy paper and on the back it says, "100% post-consumer content." What? Hello? Uh-huh. Wait. What? I'm sorry, Mr. Decker. I think I'm losing you. [Shedder whirring] Hello? Hello? Yeah. Hold on one second. I don't know. Hold on one second. Jim jim Do you really have to do that right now? Jim jim Yes I do. I should have done it weeks ago actually. Dwight dwight Mr. Decker, I'm sorry about that. What were you... Can you hold on one second? Yeah, just one second. Thanks. [Power off, silence] Hello? That's it. Perfect. So what I was saying... [Dialing tone] Hello? Thanks, Dwight. Jim jim Retaliation. Tit for tit. Dwight dwight That is not the expression. Jim jim Well, it should be. Dwight dwight This is my biggest sale of the year. They love me over there for some reason. I'm not really sure why but I make one call over there every year, just to renew their account, and that one call ends up being 25% of my commission for the whole year, so I buy a mini bottle of champagne, celebrate a little. And this year I'm pushing recycled paper on them for one percent more. I know. I'm getting cocky. Right? Jim jim Solitaire? Jim jim Yeah, Freecell. Pam pam Six on seven. Jim jim I know. I saw that. Pam pam So then, why didn't you do it? Jim jim I'm saving that 'cause I like it when the cards go T-ts-ts-tch-tch-tch. Pam pam Who doesn't love that? Jim jim Hey, Oscar! How are you doing, man? Michael michael All right. Oscar oscar Did you have a good weekend going there? Michael michael It was fine. Oscar oscar Oh yeah, I bet it was fun. [to Mr. Brown] Oh, hey! This is Oscar-- Michael michael Martinez. Oscar oscar Right. See? I don't even know, first-name basis! Michael michael Great. We're all set. Mr. Brown mr-brown Oh hey, well, diversity, everybody, let's do it. Oscar works in... here. Jim, could you wrap it up, please? Michael michael Yeah, uh, Mr. Decker, please. Jim jim It's diversity day, Jim. I wish every day was diversity day. Michael michael You know what? I'm actually going to have to call you back. Thank you. Sorry about that. Jim jim Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Great. Mr. Brown mr-brown Come on people, let's get 'em in. Get in the cards! Get in the cards! Michael michael Thank you. Thank you very much. OK. Thanks for filling these out and I promise this'll be quick. At Diversity Today, our philosophy is about honesty and positive expectations. We believe that 99% of the problems in the workplace arise simply out of ignorance. Mr. Brown mr-brown You know what? This is a color-free-zone here. Stanley, I don't look at you as another race. Michael michael Uh, see this is what I'm talking about. We don't have to pretend we're color-blind. Mr. Brown mr-brown Exactly, were not... Michael michael That's fighting ignorance with more ignorance. Mr. Brown mr-brown With tolerance. Michael michael No. With more ignorance. Mr. Brown mr-brown Ignorance. Michael michael Right. Exactly. Uh, instead, we need to celebrate our diversity. Mr. Brown mr-brown Let's celebrate. Michael michael Right. OK. Mr. Brown mr-brown Celebrate good times. Come on! Let's celebrate diversity. Right? Michael michael Yes, exactly. Now here's what we're going to do. I've noticed that... Mr. Brown mr-brown You know what? Here's what we're going to do. Why don't we go around and everybody... everybody say a race that you are attracted to sexually. I will go last. Go. Michael michael I have two. White and Indian. Dwight dwight Actually, I'd prefer not to start that way. Michael, I would love to have your permission to run this session. Can I have your permission? Mr. Brown mr-brown Yes. Michael michael Thank you very much. And it would also help me if you were seated. Mr. Brown mr-brown OK. Michael michael Thank you. OK. Now, at the start of the session, I had you all write down an incident that you found offensive in the workplace. Now, what I'm going to do is choose one and we're going to act it out. Mr. Brown mr-brown A few of the ground rules? Dwight dwight Hey, hey why don't you run it by me and I'll run it by him. Michael michael OK, can we steer away from gay people? Dwight dwight Um... Mr. Brown mr-brown I'm sorry. It's an orientation. It's not a race. Plus a lot of other races are intolerant of gays, so...paradox. Dwight dwight Well, we only have an hour. Mr. Brown mr-brown I figured it would save time. Dwight dwight OK. Why don't we just defer to Mr... Michael michael Mr. Brown. Mr. Brown mr-brown Ah. Oh, right! OK. First test. I will not call you that. Michael michael Well, it's my name. It's not a test. OK? Um, so looking through the cards, I've noticed that many of you wrote down the same incident, which is ironic, because it's the exact incident I was brought in here to respond to. Now, how many of you are familiar with the Chris Rock routine? Very good. OK. Mr. Brown mr-brown How come Chris Rock can do a routine and everybody finds it hilarious and ground-breaking and then I go and do the exact same routine, same comedic timing, and people file a complaint to Corporate? Is it because I'm white and Chris is black? Michael michael So we're going to reenact this with a more positive outcome. Mr. Brown mr-brown I will play the Chris Rock guy. I would like to see someone else pull this off. Michael michael Well, let's have someone who wasn't involved in the reenactment. Mr. Brown mr-brown OK, I will play guy listening. Michael michael Great. Guy listening. Ok, anyone else remember? Mr. Brown mr-brown I remember. Kevin kevin Great. You're the Chris Rock guy and you're guy listening. Mr. Brown mr-brown OK. Michael michael Kevin is a great guy. He's a great accountant. He is not much of an entertainer. Michael michael Basically, there are two types of black people and black people are actually more racist because they hate the other type of black people. Every time the one type wants to have a good time, then the other type comes in and makes a real mess. Kevin kevin OK. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He's ruin... He's butchering it. Could you just let me... [As Chris Rock] Every time... Every time black people want to have a good time, some ignant ass... [Bleep] I take care of my kid! Michael michael Wait a second. Mr. Brown mr-brown [Bleep] They always want credit for something they supPOSED to do! Michael michael Stop it! Mr. Brown mr-brown [As Chris Rock] What you want a cookie? Michael michael Now, this is a simple acronym. HERO. Uh, at Diversity Today, we believe it is very easy to be a HERO. All you need are honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness. Mr. Brown mr-brown Excuse me, I'm sorry, but that's not all it takes to be a hero. Dwight dwight Oh, great. Well, what is a hero to you? Mr. Brown mr-brown A hero kills people, people that wish him harm. Dwight dwight OK. Mr. Brown mr-brown A hero is part-human and part-supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster that must be avenged. Dwight dwight Ok, you're thinking of a superhero. Mr. Brown mr-brown We all have a hero in our heart. Dwight dwight Now, I need you to take these forms. This kind of expresses the joint experience we had today. And I need you to look 'em over and sign them as kind of a group pledge. Mr. Brown mr-brown [Clears throat] I don't think I can sign this. Michael michael I can't leave until you do. Mr. Brown mr-brown Well, OK, it says here that I learned something and I knew all this stuff already, so... I know, I could sign something that says that I taught something, or that I helped you teach something, so... Pam! Where is she? Pam, could we change something on this? Michael michael Michael, can I talk to you candidly? Mr. Brown mr-brown Sure. Michael michael We both know that I'm here because of the comments you made. Mr. Brown mr-brown Here's the thing. This office, I think this is very advanced in terms of... racial awareness and it's probably more advanced than you're used to. That's probably throwing you off a little bit. Michael michael Um, it's not throwing me. I need your signature. Mr. Brown mr-brown OK, well I know. You told me that several times. Michael michael Yes, but you're not listening to me. Yours is the only signature I need. Mr. Brown mr-brown OK. Michael michael Those are my instructions from the Corporate offices to put you through this seminar for the comments that you made. The reason I made copies for everyone was so you wouldn't be embarrassed. Mr. Brown mr-brown Well, here I am thinking that you actually cared about diversity training. And you don't. Michael michael Don't worry about dating. Mr. Brown mr-brown I won't. Michael michael OK. Thank you. Mr. Brown mr-brown Yeah, yeah. Michael michael "I regret my actions. I regret offending my coworkers. I pledge to bring my best spirit of honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness..." Open-mindedness, is that even a word? "...into the workplace. In this way, I can truly be a hero. Signed, Daffy Duck." [Laughing] He's going to lose it when he reads that. Michael michael Yeah, hi. Is Mr. Decker around? Oh, well, could you just have him call me after lunch? Thank you. Jim jim "I pledge to always keep an open mind and an open heart." I do believe... in that part of the pledge I that just read. But a pledge? Come on. I mean who are we, the Girl Scouts? No. Look... the guy, "Mr. Brown," he got us halfway there. He got us talking. Well, no. I got us talking. He got us nothing. He insulted us and he abandoned us. You call that diversity training? I don't. Were there any connections between any of us? Did anyone look each other in the eye? Was there any emotion going on? No. Where was the heart? I didn't see any heart. Where was my Oprah moment? OK, get as much done as you can before lunch because, afterward, I'm going to have you all in tears. Michael michael All right? Everybody pretty? Come on. Here we go. It's time. Let's do some good. Michael michael Hey, we're not all going to sit in a circle Indian style are we? [Laughing] Toby toby Get out. Michael michael I'm sorry. Toby toby No, this is not a joke. OK? That was offensive and lame. So double offensive. This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here. OK, let's go. Let's do it. Come on. Let's have some fun, everybody. Here we go. Take a seat. Cop a squat. And um... thanks for coming in. Um... Diversity... is the cornerstone of progress as I've always said. But don't take my word for it. Let's take a look at the tape. Michael michael [on the tape] Hi. I'm Michael Scott. I'm in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton, Pennsylvania but I'm also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over. Abraham Lincoln once said that, "If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North." And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace. Michael michael OK. Questions? Comments? Anybody? Jim? Michael michael Uh, is that it? Jim jim Yes. I only had an hour to put it together but I'm going to add on to it later on. Michael michael It was kind of hard to hear. Kevin kevin Uh, yes. That probably had something to do with the camera work. Anybody else? Um... Michael michael I have a customer meeting. Kelly kelly Yeah, well, if you leave we'll only have two left. Yes. Enjoy. Absolutely. Namaste. Ok, well since I am leading this, let's get down to business and why don't I just kind of introduce myself, OK? Um. I am Michael and I am part English, Irish, German and Scottish. Sort of a virtual United Nations. But what some of you might not know is that I am also part Native American Indian. Michael michael What part Native American? Oscar oscar Two fifteenths. Michael michael Two fifteenths, that fraction doesn't make any sense. Oscar oscar Well, you know what, it's kind of hard for me to talk about it. Their suffering. So who else? Let's get this popping. Come on. Who's going? Who's going? Let's go here. Oscar, right here. You're on. Michael michael OK, Michael, um... Both my parents were born in Mexico. Oscar oscar Oh, yeah... Michael michael And, uh, they moved to the United Sates a year before I was born. So I grew up in the United States. Oscar oscar Wow. Michael michael My parents were Mexican. Oscar oscar Wow. That is... That is a great story. That's the American Dream right there, right? Michael michael Thank... Yeah... Oscar oscar Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides Mexican that you prefer? Something less offensive? Michael michael Mexican isn't offensive. Oscar oscar Well, it has certain connotations. Michael michael Like what? Oscar oscar Like... I don't... I don't know. Michael michael What connotations, Michael? You meant something. Oscar oscar No. Now, remember that honesty... Michael michael I'm just curious. Oscar oscar ...empathy, respect... [Phone ringing] Jim! Jim! Michael michael Hello? Hello? Jim jim I have something here. I want you to take a card. Put it on your fore... Don't look at the card. I want you to take the card and put it on your forehead and... Take a card, take a card, any card. Um... And I want you to treat other people like the race that is on their forehead. OK? So everybody has a different race. Nobody knows what their race is, so... I want you to really go for it, cause this is real. You know, this isn't just an exercise. This is real life. And... I have a dream that you will really let the sparks fly. Get 'er done. Michael michael Why? Because Martin Luther King is a hero of mine. There's this great Chris Rock bit about how streets named after Martin Luther King tend to be more violent. I'm not going to do it but it's... Michael michael Oh this is a good one. Michael michael Um, hi. How are you? Pam pam Fine. How are you? Stanley stanley Great. Pam pam Push it. Michael michael I admire your culture's success in America. Stanley stanley Thank you. Pam pam Good. Bom bom bom-bom bom. Come on Olympics of Suffering right here. Slavery versus the Holocaust. Come on. Michael michael Who am I supposed to be? Stanley stanley No, that was inadvertent. We didn't actually plan that. Michael michael Lots of cultures eat rice, doesn't help me. Dwight dwight Um... Shalom. I'd like to apply for a loan. Dwight dwight That's nice, Dwight. Pam pam OK, do me. Something stereotypical so I can get it really quick. Dwight dwight OK, I like your food. Pam pam Outback steakhouse. [Australian accent] I'm Australian, mate! Dwight dwight Pam, come on. "I like your food." Come on stir the pot. Stir the melting pot, Pam! Let's do it. Let's get ugly. Let's get real. Michael michael OK. If I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver. Pam pam Oh, man, am I a woman? Dwight dwight You'll notice I didn't have anybody be an Arab. I thought that would be too explosive. No pun intended. But I just though. "Too soon for Arabs." Maybe next year. Um... You know, the ball's in their court. Michael michael What are you watching? Jim jim Chappelle's Show. Ryan ryan Really? Jim jim I downloaded it on her computer. I hope she doesn't mind. She just had a lot of extra space. Ryan ryan No way. I think she likes this stuff. Jim jim Great. She's cute, huh? Ryan ryan Yeah, you know, she's engaged, but... Jim jim Oh, no, the girl in the... sketch. Ryan ryan Oh, yeah. She's hot. Jim jim Hey. Kevin kevin Hey. Angela angela You wanna go to the beach? Kevin kevin Sure. Angela angela You wanna get high? Kevin kevin No. Angela angela I think you do, mon. Kevin kevin Stop... Angela angela OK. All right. No. It's good. You just need to push it. You need to go a little bit further. All right. OK. Michael michael [Voice raised, Indian accent] Kelly, how are you? Michael michael I just had the longest meeting. Kelly kelly Oh! Welcome to my convenience store. Would you like some googi googi? I have some very delicious googi, googi, only 99 cents plus tax. Try my googi, googi. [Lowering voice] Try my googi, googi. [High-pitched voice] Try my googi, googi. Try my... [slap!] Michael michael [trying not to cry] All right! All right! Yes! That was great, she gets it! Now she knows what it's like to be a minority. Michael michael [on the phone] Mr. Decker, we didn't lose your sale today, did we? Excellent. OK. Let me just get your... what's that? No, we didn't close last time. I just need your... Oh. W-What code were you given? Oh, OK. That's actually another salesman here. I can redo it if you want to do that. Oh, he gave you a discount? No, I don't blame you. Jim jim I just hated it when that guy was in here. Mr. Brown, if that was his real name. I mean, he had never met any of us before, and here he was telling us how to do our thing. I just wanted... I just wanted to do it our way. You know? On our own. Man I should have gotten some food. Michael michael [Italian accent]Maybe some spagh-etti. Kevin kevin Okay, Kevin. You can take that off that thing, OK? That would really, really have shown him up, wouldn't it? If I'd brought in some burritos or some colored greens. Or some pad Thai. I love pad Thai. Michael michael It's collard greens. Stanley stanley What? Michael michael It's collard greens. Stanley stanley That doesn't really make sense. Because you don't call them collared people, that's offensive. Hmmm... OK, well, it's after five. So... Thank you very much. Buena vista Oscar. Thank you. Good job. Oh, my man. Thank you Brazil. Nice. Michael michael [Pam is asleep, resting her head on Jim's shoulder] Um... Hey. Jim jim [stirs] Mmmm. Pam pam Hey. Jim jim Oh. Pam pam We can go. Jim jim Sorry. Pam pam That's fine. Jim jim Uh... Not a bad day. Jim jim Thanks for filling these out. I promise this will be quick. We only have about an hour. Mr. Brown mr-brown Yeah. I would like to see us erase 100 years of racism in an hour. Michael michael Does this company have 100 years to erase? Mr. Brown mr-brown No, the country. Michael michael Oh right, more like 200 years. Mr. Brown mr-brown Yeah, more like a 1,000. Michael michael Okay, um. Uh, I'll try to make this quick. Mr. Brown mr-brown I am a salesman, okay. And I don't think we should be doing this during prime sales hours. If you can prove to me that diversity is going to help my sales, I'll go elephant running with James Earl Jones. I really will, but not on spec. Dwight dwight HERO, at Diversity Today, we believe it is very easy to be a HERO. All you need are honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness. Mr. Brown mr-brown I just think that HERO? It's cute, but it's... It's empty, you know? It's easy. Dwight, you know what, I came up with some terms of my own. Could you put these on the board? The first one is Inclusion, New Attitudes, Color-blind... Michael michael Oh, nice. Mr. Brown mr-brown Expectations.... Michael michael Good. Mr. Brown mr-brown Thank you. Sharing... Michael michael Great. Mr. Brown mr-brown And tolerance. Michael michael Beautiful. Mr. Brown mr-brown Um, that spells incest. Pam pam Oh, my sorry. That is not appropriate. Mr. Brown mr-brown Well, it's not ideal but you have to give me some credit 'cause I made it into a word. Michael michael Yeah, but it's not appropriate. This is not helpful as a memory aid. Mr. Brown mr-brown I will give you a number of reasons why it is, actually. Okay, first, incest is bad. Racism is bad. No brainer, right? Two, incest. We're all a family, right? We're all brothers and sisters. Racial message? Um? Number three, and this is a fact. The states where they have a lot of racism are the states where they have a lot of incest. Okay? And finally... Michael michael Okay, Michael, I just... Mr. Brown mr-brown No, no, no, no, wait. Final one, final one this is important. The more we can encourage interracial dating as a society the further away we get from incest, literally. Michael michael It would've been just as easy for him to spell insect. Of course, that wouldn't have made any sense either. Pam pam Does anyone have anything else at all? Anyone besides Michael? Mr. Brown mr-brown I have something. Ryan ryan Yes, please. Mr. Brown mr-brown Um, well I grew up here in Scranton and when I was a kid the guy who lived next door was a former baseball player, who actually played pro ball before the leagues were integrated. And he had the most incredible stories about... Ryan ryan Okay. I'm sorry, I'm sorry this guy's a temp and I should've told you that. Michael michael No, no, no, no. An outsider's perspective would probably be pretty helpful. Mr. Brown mr-brown Yeah, but no, seriously. Uh, you know, he's not a member of the full staff so, uh, Ryan you wanna just step outside? Michael michael What do you want me to do? Ryan ryan Well, maybe you should go down to the parking lot. You know what. Yes, go down to the parking lot and check to se if any of our guests have parked in the handicapped spots. Cool? 'Cause the handicaps get a raw deal. Oh, you know what. That ties right into New Attitudes. New attitudes about handicap people. Very important. Michael michael I'm sorry, Michael. We're actually out of time. Mr. Brown mr-brown Yeah, um, there's good things about Michael. He uh, uh... Yeah, definitely. Um... Pam pam "In this way, I can truly be a hero. Signed, Daffy Duck." Michael michael [laughing] He's going to lose it when he reads that. Doh! Hogan! Not again, Hogan! Get Col. Burkhalter on the phone! [laughing] I'm kind of a Hogan around here. And kind of, Jan is kind of Col. Burkhalter, then Dwight is Schultz. But, it's... Oh, God. We have fun. We have fun. 'Cause he's gonna be pissed. [making voice] No doubt about it. Michael michael What you doing? Dwight dwight Freecell. Jim jim Solitaire is a one-player game. It can't have two players. Dwight dwight Well, I mean. Jim jim What's your win rate? Dwight dwight Seventy-six percent. What's yours? Pam pam You're not allowed to play two-player. You need to start over. Dwight dwight You're doing fine. Pam pam Are we going? [Dwight puts four fingers in front of the camera to start a countdown] Don't do that. Just say action when we're ready. Michael michael Dunder Mifflin, Michael Scott, Diversity Tomorrow, take four. And action. Dwight dwight [mumbling] Should I... turn, no. Do it again. Michael michael Diversity Tomorrow, take five. Action. Dwight dwight Hi. I'm Michael Scott. I'm in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton, Pennsylvania but I'm also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over. Abraham Lincoln once said that, "If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North." And those are the principles... Damn it. Okay, sorry. Don't laugh; please don't laugh this time Dwight. You're... it's, it's bugging me. Let me give myself a countdown, ready? Three, two, one. Michael michael Take six. Dwight dwight Just let me do it! God! Three, two, one. Hi. I'm Michael Scott. I'm in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton... Keep the camera steady please! People are gonna get sea sick watching this. Ready? Three, two, one. Michael michael Action. Dwight dwight Don't. Please don't say anything. [sighs] Oh, God. Michael michael And action... Lights, camera, action. Whenever you're ready. Dwight dwight Could I count myself down please, Dwight. Three, two, one. Hi. I'm Michael Scott. I'm in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton, Pennsylvania but I'm also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over. Abraham Lincoln once said that, "If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North." And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace. Michael michael Cut. Dwight dwight [wandering around the room during his diversity exercise] I want you to push it. I want you to push 'cause breakthroughs are right around the corner. Something's going to pop here. Something's going to pop between a party. Feel what it's like to be in someone else's skin. What does it feel like to be a different race? It feels pretty bad doesn't it. So let that come out. Michael michael Yeah, I marched on Washington back in the day. I went to the Washington Monument and the Lincoln Memorial, U.S. Mint, congressman talked to our class. It was pretty cool. Michael michael Talk like you're talking to that race. I have a feeling that this could get kind of volatile. So keep it going. [camera shows Devon sitting outside with West Nile] Michael michael Um, what's going on here? Jim jim People treat us like the race on our forehead. And then we guess what race we are. Pam pam Ah, good. Good luck. Doing good. [goes to the index cards and writes another race down] Jim jim Oh, man, am I a woman? Dwight dwight Yes, yes. Jim jim God! Dwight dwight How embarrassing is it? That's not fair. Here... Jim jim It's not fair. Dwight dwight Try this. [takes Dwight's 'Asian' race and switches it with the one he wrote] Jim jim Thank you. Thank you very much. Dwight dwight Go get 'em. Jim jim Good. [clears throat] So, am I a hunter gather culture? Dwight dwight No. Pam pam Do I live near a harbor or an ocean? Dwight dwight No. Pam pam No, I'm an inland. Am I a mountainous? Dwight dwight No. Pam pam Am I nomadic? Dwight dwight No. Pam pam Okay, okay, okay, okay. I think I got this. Um, I am treated in a foreign way with a great deal of prejudice. Am I one of those tribes in Africa? The piggies, or whatever? Dwight dwight No. Pam pam No. But I am, I am human, right? [Pam hesitates] Dwight dwight [Dwight's new race is 'Dwight'] I could be French. Dwight dwight [takes his 'Dwight' race off his forehead] Damn it, Jim! That's not funny, Jim! Dwight dwight Oh, okay. Here we go, breakthrough radar. What happened? What happened here? Michael michael It didn't have anything to do with race. Pam pam Okay, all right. Let's keep on track. Keep on point. Let's do it. Michael michael One time we had an ethnic festival in Scranton. One time. Pam pam Try my googi, googi. [Lowering voice] Try my googi, googi. [High-pitched voice] Try my googi, googi. Try my... [Kelly slaps Michael] All right! All right! Yes! That was great, she gets it! Kelly thank you. [claps] She's not here, but she gets it. That's what we have been looking for. The whole time. [trying not to cry] Oh, man. This is what I thrive on. You know? It's like Don Rickles on acid, man. Right? Michael michael Um, why did she slap Martin Luther King? Jim jim What, huh? Michael michael What card was she? Pam pam I think she wasn't wearing a card. Jim jim It's good. This is good. We got it happening now. All right? Let's keep it rolling. Let's round it up. Michael michael