Tonight the Scranton Business Park is having Casino Night and we are converting our warehouse into a full-blown gambling hall. And I know it's illegal in Pennsylvania, but it's for charity. And I consider myself a great philanderer. It's just... It's nice to know at the end of the day, I can look in the mirror and say, "Michael, because of you, some little kid in the Congo has a belly full of rice this evening." Makes you feel good. Michael michael Excuse me. How long is the wait for a table for two? Jim jim I would never, ever serve you. Not in a million, billion years. Dwight dwight It's a nice tux. Pam pam I know. It belonged to my grandfather. He was buried in it, so family heirloom. Dwight dwight So, what's the deal? We gotta pay for our own drinks? That's lame. Roy roy Come on, it'll be fun, and besides, I'm a roulette expert. Pam pam Impossible. Roulette is not a game of skill, it is a game of chance. Dwight dwight I can always kind of win at roulette. Jim jim Oh, really? Mmm-hmm. Dwight dwight Yeah. Jim jim How would you do that? Dwight dwight Mind control. Jim jim [laughs] You can't be serious. Are you serious? Dwight dwight Ever since I was a little kid, like, eight or nine, I could sort of control things with my mind. Jim jim I don't believe you. Continue. Dwight dwight It was just little thing, you know, like I could make something shake or I could make a marble fall off the counter. You know, just little things. Jim jim [scoffs] That's ridiculous. You know what? Uh... Why don't you move that coat rack? Excuse me, everyone! Attention in the office, please. Jim is about to prove his telekinetic powers and he needs absolute silence. Go ahead. Dwight dwight Okay, I'll try. [The coat rack wobbles] [Pam holds up an umbrella handle to the camera in another scene] Jim jim Oh, my God. Dwight dwight I try not to think of it as lagging behind. It's more of a David-and-Goliath thing. Michael michael [on phone] Yeah, but... Well, the fact of the matter is that your branch is currently number four of the five branches that I oversee. Jan jan Top 80 percent! Michael michael Michael? Jan jan Yeah? Michael michael You know that I'm very serious here. Jan jan Jan, listen, I promise that I will kick it up a notch. Bam! Michael michael What? Jan jan Emeril. Oh, actually, while I have you, not that I have you or have ever had you, but we're having our Casino Night tonight and I think everyone would love to see their fearless leader here. Michael michael I thought that you were their fearless leader. Jan jan I am, but you are the Eva Peron to my Cesar Chavez. Michael michael [laughs] I think you can handle it. Jan jan Oh, come on. Come on. Michael michael I think so, Michael... Jan jan You know, it'd be fun. I can hear it in your voice. You need a break. Michael michael Goodbye, Michael. Jan jan Jan and I understand each other. The romance thing is sort of on hold for the time being, but we've remained good friends. Good friends with privileges. Not now, some day. Michael michael Okay, everybody. Tonight's event is to benefit the Boy Scouts of America. Michael michael Again? We do that every year. Oscar oscar Well, they need our money. They don't have cookies like the Girl Scouts. Michael michael It'd be nice to do something for people who are actually suffering. Oscar oscar Well, Oscar, if you don't like it, then you should concentrate on winning. Because the person at the end of the evening with the highest chip count will receive $500 to donate to the charity of their choice. And they will get a mini-fridge compliments of Vance Refrigeration. Michael michael Yes! Dwight dwight So get your charities in to Pam. I, for example, am playing for Comic Relief. Michael michael That doesn't exist anymore. Jim jim Comedy is very much alive, as are homeless people. Michael michael No, they stopped making that show. Pam pam Well, then, they need our money more than ever. Michael michael You have to pick an approved, non-profit organization. Angela angela There's a great soup kitchen in downtown Scranton. Delicious pea soup on Thursdays. I'll probably give the money to them. Creed creed Something with animals. Or people. Kevin kevin Kobe Bryant has a foundation, and he is so hot. And he gave his wife the biggest diamond ring. I know he didn't do it. ...Maybe he did it. Kelly kelly We are giving money that has been gambled. Why don't we just deal drugs or prostitute ourselves, and donate that money to charity? Angela angela Oh, and another fun thing. We, at the end of the night, are going to give the check to an actual group of Boy Scouts. Right, Toby? We're gonna... Michael michael Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's... You know, there's gambling and alcohol, and it's in our dangerous warehouse and it's a school night... And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know, is that enough? Should I keep going? Toby toby Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not... that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be. Okay, you know what? I will not donate my winnings to Comic Relief, since apparently it doesn't exist. I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS. Michael michael I think you mean the aid to Afghanistan. Jim jim No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS. Michael michael Afghani. Phyllis phyllis What? Michael michael Afghani. Phyllis phyllis That's a dog. Michael michael No, that's Afghan. Pam pam That's a shawl. Michael michael Wait, canine AIDS? Dwight dwight No. Humans with AIDS. Michael michael Who has AIDS? Creed creed Guys, the Afghanistananies. Jim jim Okay, you know what? No. No. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried. Michael michael There are certain topics that are off-limits to comedians, JFK, AIDS, the Holocaust. The Lincoln Assassination just recently became funny. "I need to see this play like I need a hole in the head." [laughs] And I hope to someday live in a world where a person could tell a hilarious AIDS joke. It's one of my dreams. Michael michael What are you doing? Jim jim Oh, nothing. Pam pam "Till Death Do Us Rock." Jim jim They're wedding bands. Pam pam Oh. Jim jim Roy was supposed to pick the band, but he's concentrating more on the bachelor party now. Pam pam Wait, wait, where you going? I mean, even if you don't hire a band, you still have to watch the bands. Pam, these are people who have never given up on their dreams. I have great respect for that. And, yes, they're all probably very bad and that will make me feel better about not having dreams. Jim jim There's a KISS cover band in here. Pam pam Let's do it. Jim jim I'm pretty happy these days. I'm getting married soon and I'm getting along with everybody at work. Pam pam Why did I talk to Jan about transferring? Well, you know... I have no future here. Jim jim I have already put down the deposit. Do you understand how a deposit works? Michael michael Mike, I am not having fire-eaters in a paper warehouse. Darryl darryl It's Casino Night like Las Vegas. There are fire-eaters all over the place. Michael michael Except my warehouse. Darryl darryl Well, actually, it's my warehouse. Michael michael Actually, it's owned by Beakman Properties, and Dunder Mifflin is four years into a seven-year lease. Dwight dwight Why are you here? Michael michael When Darryl was coming, you said you wanted me here for protection. Dwight dwight Not. I said, not that. Michael michael We just have a lot of stuff down there that could be stolen. Darryl darryl That's ironic. Michael michael What? Darryl darryl That you are afraid. Michael michael Why? 'Cause I'm from the hood? Darryl darryl Dinkin' flicka. Michael michael [sighs] Dinkin' flicka. Darryl darryl I taught Mike some, uh, phrases to help with his interracial conversations. You know, stuff like, "Fleece it out." "Going mach five." "Dinkin' flicka." You know, things us Negroes say. Darryl darryl Give me some. [Michael and Darryl perform simultaneous hand gesture] Michael michael Oh, yeah, I taught him a handshake, too. Darryl darryl [Jim ejects a videotape from the VCR and puts in a new one] Wow. I don't know how you're gonna decide. They are all extremely good. Jim jim I think I should hire them all. Do like Lollapalooza. Pam pam Yes. Jim jim Have three stages, yeah. Pam pam Your mom would love that. She would. Oh, this band is called Scrantonicity. Jim jim Oh. Pam pam Let's take a look. Nice. Jim jim Oh, wait. That's Kevin. On the drums. Pam pam What? Jim jim On the drums! On the drums! Pam pam Oh, my God, that's Kevin! Great song, Kev. Oh, my God, he's the drummer and the singer. Jim jim We really don't do a lot of weddings. We actually don't play in public very often. We are all really hoping that Pam's wedding works out. This could be a turning point for the band. Kevin kevin Wow. Oh! Jim jim Oh, my... Pam pam Yeah, you haven't seen that since 1983. That is amazing. Okay, we have to sign him. I'm gonna call the label, we're gonna... Jim jim No! No! Pam pam No, Pam, you're gonna lose him to another wedding. Jim jim No, come back! No, no, no! Pam pam Kev! Jim jim Jim is great. Being with him just takes away all the stress of planning my wedding. Pam pam [phone rings] Yes Michael michael [phone rings] Michael, Carol Stills for you. Pam pam Who? Michael michael Carol Stills. Pam pam Do I know a Carol Stills? Michael michael Your realtor. Pam pam Oh, yeah, put her through. Hey Carol, how goes the real estate biz? Is it real good? Michael michael It's still me. Pam pam Sometimes I don't put Michael through until he's already said something. I look at it as a practice run for him. He usually does better on the second attempt. Pam pam Carol, you're on with Michael. Pam pam [on phone] Hello, Michael? Carrol carrol Hi, Carol. How you doing? Michael michael I'm great. I just needed one last signature for your mortgage insurance. Carrol carrol Oh, hey, no problemo. Incidentally, I love the place. Michael michael Oh, great. Carrol carrol Great. It has a little bit of a weird smell. It's okay. At Christmas, the tree helped. Michael michael Oh, good, I'm glad. Can I drop it over later? Carrol carrol Actually, I'm sort of hosting this charity thing in our warehouse, Casino Night. Michael michael Oh, great. Carrol carrol Yeah, it'll be good. You know what? Why don't you come by? Bring the papers, I'll sign them and then you can stay and have a drink. Michael michael To the casino thing? Carrol carrol Yeah. It'll be fun. What do you...[phone rings] What do you... Michael michael What? Carrol carrol Oh, I'm sorry. Could you hold on? Yes? Michael michael Michael, Jan's on line two. Pam pam Okay, put her through. [Deep voice] Jan Levinson, I presume? Michael michael It's still me. Uh, Jan, here's Michael. Pam pam Michael? Jan jan Hey, Jan. How you doing? Michael michael You know, I... I thought about it and you are right. Jan jan I am? Michael michael I could use a little fun. So, I am going to drive up for your Casino Night. Jan jan Oh, okay. Michael michael Incidentally, what is the charity? Jan jan AIDS. Michael michael Okay, then. I will see you tonight. Jan jan Okay, sounds great. Michael michael Bye-bye. Jan jan Bye Hello, Carol? Hi, sorry about that. I just... Michael michael No problemo. Carrol carrol Right. Michael michael To answer your question... Carrol carrol Yeah? Michael michael Yes. Carrol carrol What? Michael michael I'd love to go. Carrol carrol Okay. Michael michael I have to get a sitter, but that shouldn't be a problem. Carrol carrol Problem. Good. Michael michael And I'll bring the papers, too. Carrol carrol Good, All right. Sounds great. Michael michael I'll see you tonight. Carrol carrol Bye. Michael michael Bye. Carrol carrol Two queens on Casino Night. I am going to drop a deuce on everybody. Michael michael [People playing casino games as the actual Casino Night begins] Oh, my God! Pam pam Yeah! That's great. Roy roy Hey, hey. Michael michael Hi. Carrol carrol Hey, Carol. Michael michael Hi. Carrol carrol You look great. Michael michael Thanks. Thank you for inviting me. It looks so great in here. Carrol carrol Oh, well... Kiss. [Michael kisses her on the cheek, pauses and then kisses her on the other cheek] That's how we do it in the paper biz. It's European and... Yes? Ah, Dwight [Kisses cheeks] Michael michael Code name Re/Max is here. No sign of Lan Jevinson. Dwight dwight I'm Michael's wingman. I've got his back. Two dates. He's got two dates tonight. My job is to keep Jan away from Carol and vice versa. Michael said, "We must deceive them, so as not to hurt them, and in that way, we honor them." Dwight dwight Can I get you a drink? The food is from Hooters. Michael michael Drink would be good. Carrol carrol Okay. Michael michael Oh, I steal things all the time. It's just something I do. I stopped caring a long time ago. You should see how many supplies I've taken from this place. Honestly, I love stealing things. Creed creed I'm gonna get a drink. Do you need anything? {Billy}'s Girlfriend billy-merchant No, I'm fine. Thank's sweetheart. Billy billy Okay. {Billy}'s Girlfriend billy-merchant Billy, your nurse is hot. Michael michael That's my girlfriend. Billy billy Your nurse became your girlfriend? Sweet. Michael michael She was never my nurse. I met her at Chili's. She was my waitress. Billy billy Chili's is great. Michael michael Welkommen, Bienvenue, and welcome to Monte Carlo! Dwight. I am no longer your boss. Lady Fortune is your boss. Michael michael [Under his breath] Will Lady Fortune give me a raise? Stanley stanley Shut it, shut it, shut it. Will Lady Fortune be your mistress? Only time will tell, my friends. Leave all your preconceived notions about casinos at the door. Old friends, new lovers, and the disabled! Welcome all! Great, okay. Shuffle up and deal. Let's get it started! Black-Eyed Crows. Michael michael Okay, the game is No-Limit Texas Hold'em. Good luck, everybody. That's at least four red chips to you, sir. Dealer dealer All-in. [Other players fold their hands] Michael michael Bluffing is a key part of poker, which is too bad, because I'm not very good at bluffing. Did you believe me? Michael michael I'll call. Toby toby What are... That's insane. Michael michael I have good cards. Toby toby Well, Toby, I went all-in on the first hand, so doesn't that tell you that I might have good cards, too? So don't be stupid. Just take it back. Michael michael No, I'm sorry. He can't, sir. He's gone all-in. Dealer dealer Okay, all right, whatever. Michael michael Flip them. Dealer dealer You really screwed that up. [Michael leaves] Michael michael Wow. Meredith meredith I don't really play cards, but I'm not gonna lie to you. It felt really good to take money from Michael. Gonna chase that feeling. Toby toby I expect to do very well tonight. I have an acute ability to read people. Jim, for instance, has a huge tell. When he gets a good hand, he coughs. Dwight dwight [coughs] I will raise. [Dwight sighs and folds his cards] Thanks. Jim jim It's the weirdest thing. Every time I cough, he folds. Jim jim Wow, bad luck. Carrol carrol Yeah, whatever. Hey, you know what? If luck weren't involved, I would always be winning. [Sees Jan] Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Michael michael Michael? Jan jan Jan. Michael michael Hi. Jan jan Look, okay, I think we're all adults here, and it has always been my understanding that we have an open relationship. Michael michael What are you... Just... Wait, what're you talking about? Jan jan What does that mean? Carrol carrol After you said you weren't coming, I invited Carol to come and I don't think that I did anything wrong. Michael michael No. No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Jan. I'm Michael's boss. Jan jan Hi, hi. Carrol carrol Does anyone want a drink? Jan jan No, I'm good. Carrol carrol Okay. [Carol stares at Michael] Jan jan Um... Michael michael Hey, hey. Dwight dwight Hey. What... Michael michael Jan's here. Dwight dwight Give me the dice. Dwight dwight Come on, Dwight. Kevin kevin Let's go. Dwight dwight It's all on you, baby. Let's go. Billy billy Good evening, Dwight. What is this? Angela angela Evening, Angela. This is craps. I need to roll an eight. If I do, everyone wins. Dwight dwight Yes. Kevin kevin Then roll an eight. Angela angela Thank you, Angela. Dwight dwight Good luck, Dwight. Angela angela Yeah! Yeah! [Kisses Angela, she slaps him and walks away smiling] Dwight dwight Dwight, let's keep it going. Let's keep it going. Let's go. Kevin kevin Let it ride. Let it all ride. Oscar oscar Give me the dice! Dwight dwight Yeah, right. Jim jim "Yeah, right," what? Pam pam What was this? [Makes face] Jim jim [Laughs] I have good cards. Pam pam Really? Jim jim Mhmm, And I'm gonna take you all-in. Pam pam Wow. I think you're bluffing. Jim jim Yeah, I think she's full of it. Kevin kevin Straight. Pam pam Oh. Three nines. Jim jim Pam. Jim Halpert, ladies and gentlemen. Kevin kevin Thank you very much. It was fun. Jim jim Cosmopolitan, please. Jan jan Can I get a red wine? So, two hours? That's a long drive. Carrol carrol Well, it's part of the job, you know? Keep an eye on things. So... Why not? So, how long have you and Michael been... Jan jan Oh, well, actually, I guess this would be our first date. I guess. Carrol carrol Casino Night in the warehouse. Good sport. Jan jan Well, I'm having a nice time. Carrol carrol Oh, me too. Me too. Jan jan One beer and one Seven and Seven with eight maraschino cherries, sugar on the rim, blended if you can. Ryan ryan So, that's still going on, huh? You and Kelly? Jim jim All right! Michael michael The point is four. Shooter, roll it. Four! Dealer dealer Come on, shooter! Dwight dwight Four! [Holds dice in front of Carol] Blow. Blow for luck! Yeah! Also, you. Not playing favorites. [Holds dice in front of Jan] All right, here we go! Michael michael All right. Carrol carrol Yeah! Michael michael Five. Dealer dealer So close. So close. Michael michael Come on. [Turns to Jan] So where you staying? Radisson? Dwight dwight What? Jan jan Super 8? Dwight dwight No, I... Jan jan Motel 6? Best Western? Dwight dwight I didn't... I don't know... Jan jan Holiday Inn? The Hyatt in Wilkes-Barre? You staying with Michael? Dwight dwight I won the 2002 $2,500 No-Limit Deuce-to-Seven-Draw Tournament at the World Series of Poker in Vegas. So, yeah... I'm pretty good at poker. Kevin kevin All-in. Kevin kevin Okay, let's do it. Phyllis phyllis Good Luck, honey. Bob Vance bob-vance Oh, thank you, Bobby. But it doesn't matter, it's just fun to play. Phyllis phyllis Three queens. Kevin kevin Nice, very nice. Dwight dwight I have an ace. Phyllis phyllis No, that's a flush. Oscar oscar Oh, man! Dwight dwight Oh, I have a flush! Phyllis phyllis Yes! Bob bob Look, I won! Look I have all the clovers! You wanna play again? Phyllis phyllis I suck. Kevin kevin She took you down, huh? Roy roy I do not want to talk about it. Kevin kevin Hey, I saw your tape. Your band, Scrantonicity? You guys rock. Roy roy Yeah? Kevin kevin Yeah, you guys wanna play our wedding? Roy roy Awesome. Did Pam say it was okay? Kevin kevin Whatever. I'm in charge of the music. Roy roy Dude, you will not be sorry. Kevin kevin Sweet. All right. Roy roy All right. Kevin kevin Smoke? Jan jan No, thanks. You having fun? Jim jim Fabulous time. I drove two and a half hours to get here. Jan jan Yeah, we all really... Jim jim Left work early, drove down here. And I am completely underdressed Jan jan Well, I think you look great. Jim jim Why did I hook up with Michael? Jan jan Yeah, why did you? Jim jim It was very late, Jim. Very... Very late and... Have you given any more thought to the transfer? Jan jan Oh, yeah. Jim jim Good. Have you told anyone? Jan jan No. Jim jim Well, you should. Jan jan Excuse me. Big moment. The evening's chip leader and winner of this beautiful mini-refrigerator courtesy of Vance Refrigeration, Creed Bratton, Dunder Mifflin! Bob bob Thanks. I never owned a refrigerator. Creed creed Sorry, babe. I am just beat. Roy roy It's okay. I'll see you at home. Pam pam Okay. Hey, don't try to lose too much money, all right? Roy roy Okay. Pam pam If you still want a honeymoon. Hey, Halpert. Keep an eye on her, all right? Roy roy Okay, will do. Jim jim See you. Roy roy Bye! Hey. Pam pam Hey, how's it going? Jim jim Good, especially after I took all your money in poker. Pam pam Yeah. Hey, can I talk to you about something? Jim jim About when you want to give me more of your money? Pam pam No, I... Jim jim Did you wanna do that now? We can go inside. I'm feeling kind of good tonight. Pam pam I was just... I'm in love with you. Jim jim What? Pam pam I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear, but I needed you to hear it. Probably not good timing, I know that. I just... Jim jim What are you doing? What do you expect me to say to that? Pam pam I just needed you to know. Once. Jim jim Well, I um... I... I can't. Pam pam Yeah. Jim jim You have no idea... Pam pam Don't do that. Jim jim ...what your friendship means to me. Pam pam Come on. I don't wanna do that. I wanna be more than that. Jim jim I can't. I'm really sorry if you misinterpreted things. It's probably my fault. Pam pam Not your fault. I'm sorry I misinterpreted our friendship. Jim jim Hey. I'm leaving. Jan jan Hey, okay. Michael michael So, I just wanted to congratulate you on a fantastic evening. You did the company proud. Jan jan Thank you. Michael michael And thanks for inviting me. You were right, I needed it. So, thanks. Jan jan Okay. Thanks for coming. Michael michael Nice to meet you. Jan jan You, too. Carrol carrol And you guys have a good time together. Jan jan Okay. Talk to you Monday. Michael michael Yeah. Jan jan Goodbye. Carrol carrol Good night. She's a good boss. Michael michael She seems really nice. Carrol carrol Oh, she's great. Michael michael Love triangle. Drama. All worked out in the end, though. The hero got the girl. Who saw that coming? I did. And Jan was really happy for me. So actually the hero got two girls. He got the girl that he works with and he got the girl that he buys real estate from. So, I've got my New York girl and my local flavor. Life is good. Michael michael [On phone] About 10 minutes ago. No, I didn't know what to say. Yes, I know. Um, I don't know, mom, he's my best friend. Yeah, he's great. Yeah, I think I am. [Jim enters] I have to go. I will. Listen, Jim... [They kiss] Pam pam Everybody, in the conference room now, please. Thank you. Time is money. Michael michael Do you need anything? Dwight dwight No. Michael michael Should I get water or donuts? Dwight dwight No. Michael michael Come on, let's go. Take a seat. Dwight dwight What's going on, Michael? Oscar oscar I want somebody to give me the name of one of our biggest competitors. Michael michael Office Depot! Dwight dwight Good. Yes, that will work. All right. Now I need a plural noun. [All groaning] Michael michael Apparently Michael has come up with a Dunder Mifflin Mad Lib, and he's making us play it with him. We are so happy. No. I'd like to choose a different adjective. Pam pam How about a location? Michael michael The planet Caprica. Dwight dwight Where the hell is that? Michael michael It's from Battlestar Galactica. Dwight dwight Okay, all right. Michael michael I am going back to my desk... Stanley stanley No, no, no. No, no, not until you give me an adjective. Michael michael Annoying. Stanley stanley We already have that. So... Michael michael Frustrating. Toby toby No, Toby, damn it, come on! We already have that. I need something fun. Something like fat or smelly. Or pukey. Pukey. Pukey's good. Okay. Pukey. Now I need a noun. Michael michael Ass. Phyllis phyllis Good. Thank you, Phyllis. That wasn't so hard. All right, here we go. "Office Depot is an annoying store. One day Creed went there to buy paper. And he ran into irritating Cylons." Michael michael Yeah, get them, Creed! Dwight dwight "One of them was named Michael Scott, and he was an..." Oh, damn it. Okay. Okay, okay, we're... Okay, we're starting over. Michael michael My charity is the Farm Defense Fund. It's one of the best organizations that fights infestation of the beet armyworm. Dwight dwight My charity is the Lackawanna County Volunteer Sheriff's Department, because Dwight's a Volunteer Sheriff. So I thought this was a perfect opportunity to support/mock him. Jim jim I don't believe that Jim moved that coat rack. But if he did, he has an obligation to use his gift wisely. With great power comes great responsibility. They could do a cross-section of his brain to find out more. But I don't think it's true, though. Dwight dwight Look, if anything goes missing, we will reimburse. Michael michael Yeah. Can Dunder Mifflin afford that? Darryl darryl Dang! Paper making paper, I.e. money. Michael michael What? Darryl darryl Paper money. [clears throat] Yeah. The company's doing fine. Michael michael Mike, we're not shipping as much as we did last year. Darryl darryl Hey. Okay. You know what? Don't even think. I command you to just go down and have fun tonight. All right? Don't think about it. Michael michael Our numbers are down, yes, but we have a heck of a crew here in Scranton. Hardworking, motivated, dynamic. Every single last one of them. They follow my lead. I sort of set the tone. And it doesn't hurt that my ex works for corporate. Jan loves this branch, and I think that's really more than half the battle. Michael michael It is extremely stressful, planning a wedding by yourself. It's like a job. I mean, it's fun, but it kind of becomes like work. I've already planned it all out in my head. But it's just in my head. Pam pam Hey. Meredith, right? {Meredith}'s Vet meredith Oh, God. Oh, no. I have this problem all the time. I never remember people I've had sex with. Meredith meredith I'm your vet. {Meredith}'s Vet meredith Oh, right. Meredith meredith And we had sex in the parking lot. {Meredith}'s Vet meredith