Hey Oscar, big Will and Grace fan huh? Pam pam No. Everybody assumes I am. I always get them as gifts. Oscar oscar Oh. Pam pam Dunder Mifflin is having our first own garage sale. Like many Americans, we realized we had a lot of things that we really didn't need. And 10 cents of every dollar is going into the party fund so we can throw parties for ourselves. Pam pam People! Look alive. It's showtime. Doors open in 3...2...1. Dwight dwight Oh, yikes. Jim jim It's cold Dwight. Just shut the door and let people come in the front. Pam pam It's good that its cold it will drive business inside. Dwight dwight The signs will drive people inside. Pam pam The warmth will lure people inside. Dwight dwight Close it. Andy andy This is how business... Dwight dwight Close it. Andy andy I'm not closing the door. Dwight dwight Close it. [starts wrestling Dwight] Andy andy Stop it. Dwight dwight Just close it. Andy andy Uh oh, looks like someone's sign is a little crooked. Uh, looks awful. Need a thumb tack? Dwight dwight Sure. Meredith meredith Not so fast. Dwight dwight Schrute's are farmers by hobby, and traders by trade. Through the art of the swap, I will walk out of this garage sale with the finest item here. Dwight dwight I will trade you for the used candle. Dwight dwight Forget you. Meredith meredith Come on, its trash, like your sign, unless you have this. Dwight dwight Fine, just give it. Meredith meredith That's how it's done. Dwight dwight Woah, I love her. How much for that? Kevin kevin I uh... I actually don't know why I brought that because It's kind of priceless. Michael michael 10 dollars. Holly holly Mhmm, no I paid 500 dollars for that. Michael michael 200. Kevin kevin 500. Michael michael 20. Holly holly 45. Kevin kevin Get lost. Michael michael Damn it. Kevin kevin That is how you do it. Michael michael You know we don't have to sell that if you don't want to. If it's a problem with the neon I can have my neon guy take a look. Holly holly You know it's really more for a bachelor pad. I just want to get a fair price. Michael michael Well we could put it in storage... in case. Holly holly In case... in case of what? Michael michael You know... in case if something changes. Holly holly I don't have an in case. Do you have an in case? Michael michael Nope. Holly holly How much for the slip and slide? Lady lady Get lost. Michael michael [on phone] Yes, hello Mr. Flax this is Michael Scott, your daughter's boss. I am calling because I am going to have to fire your daughter Holly because she is such a terrible employee. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm actually calling because I'm in love with her. I love your daughter, and I have for some time. And I would like to discuss my intentions with you... which are to ask her to marry me. And I was just hoping you would give me your approval. And this isn't a joke. So call me back, when you get this. And I look forward to speaking. Thank you. Michael michael Are you serious? A half used candle? Get out of here Dwight. You're blocking my table with your giant body. Kelly kelly Oh, cause there's a huge line of people waiting in line who want your spinster chotskies. Dwight dwight Screw you man. People like my stuff. Kelly kelly People like Ryan? Let me tell you about men like him. He comes over and you're like 'Hey baby let me light a candle' then you pull out this one half used and he's like 'Uh! Who else is she seeing? I better lock her down fast.' Dwight dwight You can take my Helen Fielding collection. Kelly kelly And the Jennifer Weiner collection. Dwight dwight Oh my gosh, you have the Dallas board game? Andy andy Yea when I was a kid I was on Dallas. Kevin kevin Really? Andy andy Yea. When I was kid we missed our connecting flight and we spent the entire day on Dallas. Then we spent a week on Hawaii... I was in heaven. Kevin kevin We should play it. Darryl darryl Well... there's no instructions. Andy andy It's Dallas the game, we can figure it out. Darryl darryl Yea. Kevin kevin I'm pretty good at board games. Andy andy Well, shall we make it a little interesting? Darryl darryl Sure. Andy andy What is this? Dwight dwight How did those get out? I'm sorry. Jim jim Professor Copperfield's Miracle Legumes? Dwight dwight I was in Jamaica, and I got lost, and it was getting dark this one night and then out of nowhere with a cart and he's selling these. Dwight he's telling me things about myself that there's no way he could have known. Jim jim That's a common swindlers trick. Dwight dwight Probably, probably. So I buy some, I turn the corner, I feel like an idiot, so I go back to get my money, he was gone. Jim jim So you wanna sell me magic beans. [laughs] Dwight dwight Correction. I do not want to sell you Professor Copperfield's Miracle Legumes. Jim jim Nice try. No. Correction. Terrible try. Dwight dwight Michael called Dad? Holly holly Your friend Michael, yes. What's going on? {Holly}'s Mom holly Um, I think I know. But I'll sound stupid if I'm wrong but is Dad there? Holly holly Holly? {Holly}'s Dad holly Hi Dad. Holly holly There was a program on TV about India. {Holly}'s Dad holly Um, ok. Did you connect with Michael? Holly holly Wanna watch it? {Holly}'s Dad holly I... I'm not there Dad, I'm in Pennsylvania. Holly holly What are you doing there? {Holly}'s Dad holly I live here. Um, can I talk to you about Michael? Holly holly I'll, I'll put your mother on. {Holly}'s Dad holly No. No... no Dad. Holly holly Holly? {Holly}'s Mom holly Mom, Dad can't seem to focus on a subject. Holly holly Don't you worry about him, he's got me. {Holly}'s Mom holly Well who do you have? Holly holly I have your father. He's right here I'll put him on. {Holly}'s Mom holly No. Mom? Holly holly Oh, which one is decaf? Pam pam [looks out window] Michael! Michael! Pam pam Hi. Michael michael Hi.. I was just coming out to see what you were doing and to maybe stop you. Pam pam Oh, you know what, you have a siphon? I think I'm gonna run out of gas. Michael michael Why do you need more gas? Pam pam Well, I'm writing a message. Michael michael Is it a good message or a bad message? Pam pam I'm asking Holly a question in fire. Michael michael Are you proposing!? Pam pam Maybe. Michael michael Wow. Pam pam Hey you know what? I've got gas all over my hands and my shoes. Would you light it? Would you do the honors please? Michael michael Yea. Yea no problem. [runs away] Pam pam Pam. Michael michael Yep. Pam pam Could you light this please? Michael michael Michael, you've had two ideas today. And one of them was great. And the other one was terrible. Pam pam I am not in the mood for riddles pam. Michael michael This is terrible. Pam pam No, this is romantic. Michael michael You know what? I'm gonna get a hose. Then we'll talk about it. Ok we'll figure it out. Be right back. Just stay there. Pam pam Free sample? Ryan ryan My mom makes the best pesto in the world. And I always tell her 'Mom you should sell this, you'd make a fortune' and she always says 'No it's just for family.' Well finally I was like f*** it, I'll sell it so I'm like 'Mom, I need you to make a ton of pesto for a pesto party for all my friends' and she's like 'uh, ok' ... pesto party? Really? Anyway... she makes like a hundred bottles worth. It's so good. And Phyllis... just had that mom look I wanted. Ryan ryan You got this kosher certified? Dwight dwight No I meant like uh, it's cool, its kosher, it's all good. Ryan ryan Ryan, you have such an interesting mind. So creative. All these new business ideas and artistic projects. [laughs] Dwight dwight Thank you. Whatcha got there? Ryan ryan Oh, its just Stanley's old photo album. I'm thinking about throwing it in the garbage. I mean, why would I want some random black mans old photo album on my bookshelf. I'm not James Franco. Dwight dwight things are going very well. I traded a thumb tack for Meredith's junk for Kelly's crap for Phyllis' garbage for Oscars trash for Stanley's garbage for Ryan's junk for Creed's garbage for a very cute squid that Erin happened to have. Dwight dwight Jim, put those away. Dwight dwight [pulls away beans] I'm really sorry. Pam must have put those out. Jim jim just out of curiosity, what were the claims for those beans? Dwight dwight They're legumes Dwight, and you're just gonna make fun of me, so why would I... You know what, this ends now. [crumples up beans, stomps on them, and throws them in a box] Jim jim Hey Michael everyone's in the conference room. Pam pam Why? Michael michael You called the meeting I don't.. Pam pam I did? Michael michael Ok. Thank you all for coming. I would like to talk to you all today about... recycling. Michael michael Michael. Pam pam Yes. Michael michael We are a family. Pam pam I could not have agreed with you more. Michael michael And I've always believed that we should all be involved in everyone's personal lives, in a very major way. Pam pam Yes. Thank you. Michael michael So about this proposal thing... Pam pam No, no, no, no. My minds made up I am not going to change my mind you can't talk me out of it. Michael michael Michael, she's perfect for you. Pam pam She's the one. Oscar oscar She's amazing. This is very exciting. Jim jim So we just... we wanna help you plan the proposal so that it's safe and responsible and realistic and doable. Pam pam I had a great idea until you ruined it. Michael michael Wanna know how to do it? Here's how you do it. Take her out to dinner. Go down on one knee. If you are in costume, you did something wrong. If at any point you find yourself tying a ring to a dogs collar, stop, and look at yourself. Oscar oscar [playing the Dallas board game] Hmm, I'm gonna play me a little ol' black mail card . Andy andy Nice. Kevin kevin And call a proxy meeting to take control of you and oil once and for all. Andy andy No you cant do that. You cant play a black mail card and call a proxy meeting in the same turn. Kevin kevin Why not. Seems to me we're just making up rules cause somebody forgot to staple the rules to the inside of the game like a normal human being. Andy andy And I'm gonna play this here share the wealth card. Darryl darryl Oooh. Andy andy Which entitles me to half of both of y'alls money so if you don't mind. Darryl darryl no this card is from the wrong game this is from the game of life. Kevin kevin It was in the box. Darryl darryl Well played. Andy andy Thank you. Darryl darryl We must honorably adhere to the rules we are making up on the spot. Andy andy No but that's not fair. Kevin kevin Well that's Dallas. Andy andy Dallas indeed. Darryl darryl What... Ryan, where did you get this picture? [a picture of Oscar on Ryans bottles of salsa] Oscar oscar My mom also makes the best salsa. Ryan ryan This is your moms old stuff? Holly holly Yeah mostly. Phyllis phyllis How's she doing? Holly holly It didn't go down so easy but she's made some friends and it's already better than it was. Phyllis phyllis How do you know when its time? Holly holly Uh I don't know if you ever know. And if you wait for the day when your parent to comes to you and says 'I cant take care of myself anymore' its never gonna happen. I have a box of bras under the table if you're interested. Phyllis phyllis Let me see. Holly holly Ok I think animals and proposals are out. Right Ryan didn't you read in one of your blogs that animals are out? Pam pam Blogs are out but people are texting each other no more animals Ryan ryan How about this I throw a corpse dressed like me off of the roof, it hits the ground, the head pops off, this leads me to the line ' I lost my head when I fell in love with you.' Michael michael That's a guarantee. Jim jim It's easy enough to get a corpse, you just go to a med school. I already have the ring. Michael michael Don't think you need the corpse then. Jim jim Heres the ring. Michael michael Holy s*** is that real? Pam pam Yeah. I saved 3 years salary. Michael michael No. [shakes head back and forth] Oscar oscar Is she not going to like that? Michael michael No she's going to love it so I think you can keep the proposal simple. You know like when Jim proposed. He just he got down on one knee and he told me that he loved me and he asked me to marry him and it was perfect. Pam pam Where was that. Oscar oscar At a gas station. [oscar laughs] Jim jim At a gas station? Michael michael Oh it was when she was working in New York so it was halfway between both of us. Jim jim That mush have been a surprise when... at the gas station you proposed. Michael michael No it was really it was really sweet. It was raining and.. Pam pam Oh yea you didn't say that the weather was bad that sounds perfect. I want this to be an event that everyone talks about always and forever. Michael michael Totally reasonable. Jim jim I just... it's terrifying. Michael michael She's not gonna say no. Pam pam I know but I'm still scared I don't know why. Michael michael Cause it's a big deal. I mean.. I knew Pam was gonna say yes but I was still scared. Jim jim You were scared? Pam pam Yeah... it.s scary. Jim jim Get this... Kevin thought I was gonna sell my Bowflex for 200 dollars and I told him 'Dude this was a prop in my movie.' Michael michael Look I need to talk to you. Holly holly Ok it's because we haven't sold anything. You know what? We just wait until the end of the day, people get desperate, and they're gonna pay anything. Michael michael I think I need to go home to Colorado. My dad isn't doing so well. Holly holly Oh ok. For how long? Michael michael I don't know. Holly holly Is he alright? Michael michael Yeah. Holly holly You ok? Michael michael Yeah, yeah it's just you know I don't want to go home when he's on his death bed you know, I wanna be there when he's still my dad. Holly holly Yeah, yeah well you definitely need to do that. Michael michael And I want you to come with me. Now I know that's a lot to ask of a boyfriend.. Holly holly Ok. Michael michael And I was thinking... you know maybe since given our last conversation that we're both ready... Michael Scott will you.. Holly holly No, no, shhhhut it. Mhmm. Oh God. Nope, nope, nope. Michael michael Uh, what? Holly holly No. I am not going to be proposed to in the break room. That is not going to be our story. Mhm hm. Should have burned this place down when I had the chance. Michael michael Hey guys it's my turn. Kevin kevin You cant go, you're dead, I shot you 5 moves ago. Andy andy Yeah I told you, you can't shoot people. Kevin kevin I told you we're way past rules. We have been for some time now. We start having rules now, everything we built collapses. Darryl darryl This is stupid and I want my money back. Where's the money? Kevin kevin Yeah where is it? Darryl darryl Ok you know what? I am never ever playing board games with you two again. Kevin kevin And that is Dallas. [shows money] Kevin kevin Nice. Ryan ryan Not bad right. [swinging golf club] Jim jim Can't really tell the... Ryan ryan [to Dwight] Nice. Jim jim I know right...[sees Jim's beans] what the? Dwight dwight Oh my God. Jim jim That... that's impossible. Dwight dwight It is right. I mean, it's impossible. Jim jim All right, I'll take them. Dwight dwight They're probably worthless. Jim jim Probably. [walks away with beans] Dwight dwight Leave the telescope. Jim jim I started with a thumb tack and traded my way to a telescope. But in a way the most valuable thing here wasn't the telescope at all. No, it was this... packet of beans. So I traded the telescope for it. And I can just go buy another telescope. Dwight dwight Hey, how'd we do? Michael michael 13 dollars. Holly holly That's great and we still have most of our stuff. Good. Michael michael Listen about earlier ... Holly holly No, no, no, no, lets not talk about that. Michael michael It was wrong to put you in that position and... Michael you are my life now. I'm not going to Colorado. Holly holly Shhhh. Let's go on a little walk. You know what? I wanna show you some stuff. Michael michael So this is one of my favorite places in the world. Michael michael Why? Holly holly This is where Toby announced that he was going to Costa Rica. Happiest day of my life. Until the day you came to replace him. Let's go in here. Michael michael This is where we first kissed. Michael michael I remember. Holly holly And this is where we first made love. Remember what I tried there? Michael michael Michael.. [they both laugh] Holly holly Through these blinds is where I first saw you, and you had all these boxes, and I thought you were the prettiest mover I had ever seen. And I was sitting at this desk when I called you to tell you that I had herpes and that I was still in love with you and you said that it was over, and that you didn't love me. Thank goodness none of that was true. Including the herpes. Michael michael Yes. Holly holly In-grown hair. Michael michael Right in here... this is where we first co-ran our meeting. Remember, obesity awareness? Michael michael Mh hmm. Holly holly We saved a lot of lives that day. That's where you first met Michael Klump. Michael michael Oh, I say, I say, I say I sit on you! Holly holly And right over there is where you found out that Meredith was prostituting herself for Outback steak. And I will never forget that you had the cutest look on your face because you couldn't believe it, you thought it was so wrong. Michael michael And over here.. Michael michael What happened here? Holly holly Well, nothing. Nothing really. I would just find an excuse to come here so I could stare at you through that window. This is what I'd do. [runs water through hand] Michael michael Nice Holly holly Let's go in here. Michael michael [everyone in the office is standing in the kitchen with a lit candle] Hi guys. Holly holly This is where our love faces its toughest test. After this, its just smooth sailing for the rest of our lives. Michael michael Holly, will you marry me? Jim jim No. Holly holly Marry me Holly. Stanley stanley No. Holly holly That guy's got more than he can handle as it is. Michael michael Will you marry me? Oscar oscar No. Holly holly That marriage would be a sham. Michael michael Will you marry me? Gabe gabe No. Holly holly Easy no. Michael michael Will you marry me? Angela angela No. Holly holly That would be hot. I would pay to see that. Michael michael Will you marry me Holly? Ryan ryan No. Holly holly Only one that I was kind of worried about. Michael michael [the area where Holly's desk is is filled with lit candles] This is where I fell in love with you. And this is where I ask you to marry me. It started with.. [fire sprinklers go on] Holly Flax, marrying me will you be? Michael michael Your wife becoming me will I. [everyone in the kitchen starts cheering, then enters annex] Holly holly That's awesome! Kevin kevin Congratulations! Pam pam Congratulations! Jim jim Thank you. So guys, guys, guys. We're moving to Colorado. Michael michael All of us? Kevin kevin Yep. Michael michael Wait, what? Jim jim Holly has to go back to Colorado. I'm going with her. I'm leaving. Michael michael