Good morning, Pam. Andy andy Oh, welcome back, Andy. Pam pam Drew. I'm Drew now. Andy andy Oh. Drew. Sorry. Pam pam Apology not... accepted. Because it wasn't even necessary in the first place. [laughs] Andy andy Several weeks ago, Andy Bernard had an incident. [cut to shot of Andy punching a hole in the wall] But after five weeks in Anger Management, I'm back. And I've got a new attitude. And a new name. And... a bunch of new techniques for dealing with the grumpies. Andy andy Mornin' Jim. Andy andy Hey, Andy. How are you, man? Jim jim Good. Drew. Andy andy What's that? Jim jim Dr-- You can call me Drew. Andy andy No, I'm not gonna call you that. Jim jim Cool. I can't control what you do. I can only control what I do. Andy andy Andy. Jim jim Drew. [walks to Dwight] Dwight. How's it goin' man? Andy andy Yes, I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years. Which I'm looking forward to. It's an Amish technique. It's like slapping someone with silence. I was shunned from the age of four until my sixth birthday... for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna. Dwight dwight Jim, could you please inform Andy Bernard that he is being shunned. Dwight dwight Andy, Dwight says welcome back, and he could use a hug. Jim jim Ok, tell him that's not true. Dwight dwight Dwight says that he actually doesn't know one single fact about bear attacks. Jim jim You guys... Andy andy Ok, no. Jim, tell him that bears can climb faster than they can run. Jim! Tell him! Dwight dwight [half-heartedly] Andy! Nah, that's too far. Jim jim Damn you. Dwight dwight Today is Safety Training Day. Toby is leading ours upstairs. Yeauck. But, I am giving everyone a little bit of a treat. We are going to listen in on Darryl's presentation to the warehouse. And if I know Darryl, it gonna be zoppity. Michael michael Now, this is the forklift. You need-- [Michael rattles it] You need a license to operate this machine. That means the upstairs office workers can't drive it. ... Quiz! Mike. Darryl darryl Hmm. Michael michael Should you drive the forklift? Darryl darryl I can, and I have. Michael michael No! No no no no no! I said should you. You should not drive it. You should not drive the forklift, you understand? Darryl darryl You're not allowed to drive the forklift. Lonny lonny It's not safe, you don't have a license. Darryl darryl Guys, I'm not the only one who's driven the forklift. [points] Pudge has driven the forklift. Michael michael Madge. Madge madge I thought your name was Pudge? Michael michael No, it's always been Madge. Madge madge Okay. Um, her. Michael michael Her. Yes, "her" is qualified to work a dangerous machine. You are not. Okay? Darryl darryl Ah, fine. Michael michael Do you understand that? Darryl darryl Yeeesh. Michael michael We do safety training every year, or after an accident. ... We've never made it a full year. This particular time, I was reaching for a supply box on the top shelf, when one office worker, who shall remain nameless, kicked the ladder out from under me and yelled... Darryl darryl [barely keeping his composure] "Hey Darryl, how's it hangin'?!" [laughs] Michael michael And I fell and busted my ankle. I'm legitimately scared for my workers. Darryl darryl The baler can flatten a car engine. It can cut off your arm and crush your entire body without skipping a beat. Darryl darryl Yeah! Dwight dwight It's on! Andy andy How many people a year do you think get their arms cut off in a baler? Darryl darryl Bail'er? I hardly know her. Michael michael Dammit, Michael. Pay attention, man. Lonny lonny Anybody wanna take a guess? Anybody? Darryl darryl Five bucks says it's over 50. Kevin kevin You really wanna bet? Jim jim Anybody? Darryl darryl Ever since March Madness ended, I am so bored. Kevin kevin How many? Guy guy Ok, you're on. Jim jim Ten people, Michael. Ten people. Would you like to be one of them? Darryl darryl [mouths] Damn... Kevin kevin [in background] You have to be alert, and calm. And always careful... Darryl darryl No, don't worry about it. We'll just got double or nothin'. Jim jim On what? Kevin kevin I don't know, we'll figure somethin' out. Jim jim Nice. Kevin kevin What are you guys talkin' about? Oscar oscar These are very dangerous machines down here, and the upstairs workers, Michael, should not go anywhere near them. Darryl darryl Yes, yes. But it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world... if somebody... Michael michael It would be the worst thing in the world! It would! Very much so. Darryl darryl What the hell is wrong with this man? Lonny lonny It's a big red trash compactor! Michael michael What are you-- Lonny lonny It's not a trash compactor! It's a baler! Darryl darryl Don't disrespect the baler! Lonny lonny Okay, okay! I got it. I got it. ... Only on the rarest of occasions... Michael michael No do not touch it! Darryl darryl ...would I go near-- Michael michael There is no occasion for you to go near this stuff, okay? Darryl darryl Toby now has the floor... and he is going to try not to screw this up, like everything else in his life. Let me rephrase that. I believe that you can do safety training and make it sound just as good as Darryl. Here we go! Michael michael Ok, um, one thing that you're gonna want to look out for is carpal tunnel syndrome. It's recommended that you take a ten minute break from typing every hour. For your circulation, you're gonna want to get up out of your chairs and uh, and move around about ten minutes every hour. Toby toby Yes, good. Fine. Like stretching and... Michael michael Um, yeah. You're computer screen can be a big strain on your eyes, so uh, it's also recommended that you step away for about... about ten minutes every hour. Toby toby Wow, that is... that time really adds up. That's like... a half an hour, every hour? Michael michael Take them at the same time. Darryl darryl Ok, you know what? You're making it sound kind of lame. So, skip ahead to the really dangerous stuff. Like sometimes computers can explode, can they not? Michael michael No, no. Um, you always want to keep a sweater or cardigan of some sort, in case it gets drafty. Toby toby What about a long sleeve T? Ryan ryan Well, that'll work. Toby toby Long johns? A shaw? Kevin kevin You know, anything that warms you. Toby toby Ok, you know what? I think that everybody is going to vomit due to boredom. [to warehouse guys] Sorry, he is very lame. [takes book from Toby] Um, let's see. "Seasonal affective disorder! A depression that includes weight gain, fatigue, irritability, brought on by the low light of winter." Michael michael Thank God we only had a baler to deal with. Darryl darryl Yeah, that dim light is a bitch, ain't it? Lonny lonny Ok guys, you know what? I didn't-- I didn't interrupt when you were having your presentation. Michael michael Actually, you did. Darryl darryl Yes. Okay, let's do another one. This is a good one. "A particular concern for office workers is a sedimentary life style, which can contribute--" Michael michael Sedentary. Toby toby Yes. "Which can contribute to heart disease." Heart disease kills more people that balers. Michael michael That's called having a fat butt, Michael. Lonny lonny Mmmm, no, no, it's... sedentary... Michael michael Yeah, yeah. That's, that's fat butt disease. That's what you suffer from? Lonny lonny No. Michael michael Fat butt disease, Michael? Lonny lonny Excuse me, sea monster, you weigh like a thousand pounds. Kelly kelly Yeah? I bet you'd like to swim with this sea monster, wouldn't you? Lonny lonny Ryan? Kelly kelly Dude, tell your girl to shut up. Lonny lonny What?! Kelly kelly Kelly, you insulted the gentleman. Please apologize. Ryan ryan Are you kidding me? Kelly kelly Alright, we outta here. Darryl darryl Darryl, I did not walk out in the middle of yours. So, I-- Michael michael Yeah, but ours was real, Michael. Lonny lonny That's what I've been trying to tell you, Mike. It's serious down there. We do dangerous stuff, man. This is shenanigans, foolishness, Nerf-ball. You live a sweet, little, Nerf-y life. Sittin' on your biscuit. Never havin' to risk it. Darryl darryl Okay. ... What, Nerf isn't cool anymore? Michael michael Darryl thinks he is such a man because he works in a warehouse. I worked in a warehouse. Men's Warehouse. I was a greeter. I'd like to see Darryl greet people. Probably make 'em feel like wimps. Not me, I... "Hello, I'm Michael. Welcome to Men's Warehouse. We have a special on khaki pants today." ... This is one example. Michael michael [Pam is holding a jar of jellybeans] Ten. Kevin kevin Really, ten? That's your guess? You're a professional accountant. Oscar oscar There's like ten green ones. Jim jim Forty-two. Oscar oscar I'm gonna say fifty. Jim jim Fifty-one. Karen karen Oh, don't be that person. Jim jim That is lame. Kevin kevin It's a strategy! Karen karen It's called being smart. Pam pam Thank you. Karen karen Oh, geeze. Kevin kevin I don't know how the whole betting thing started, but it's fun. Pam pam Ten... Pam pam Kev's out. Jim jim Damn it. Kevin kevin 47, 48, 49! Jim wins! Pam pam Oooh! [Jim claps] Everyone everyone That is not fair. He has spent hours up here at reception with you. Hours and hours. Kevin kevin Okay, okay. Jim jim No, constantly. Like, for years. Kevin kevin Okay. Jim jim Pam, depression is as scary as a baler, right? Michael michael I don't understand the question. Pam pam Working in an office can lead to depression. Which can lead to suicide. I mean this is really serious stuff. Michael michael Yeah... Pam pam I-- I-- Nobody commits suicide because they work with a baler, and yet those guys are makin' fun of me, calling me a Nerf, that... Michael michael It's really hard to demonstrate depression. Their safety training had visuals. Pam pam Yeah... you are... ah, so right. They had visual aids. And all we had were the facts. You don't go to the science museum and get handed a pamphlet on electricity. You go to the science museum and you put your hand on a metal ball, your hair sticks up straight... and you know science. Michael michael So, you're okay? Pam pam Indubitably. Michael michael They use props. They use visual aids, and they just made us look like dopes. Michael michael Idiots! God, what are we gonna do!? Dwight dwight I don't know, I don't know. Because you know what our killer is? Depression-- Michael michael Wolves. Dwight dwight Nn-- Depression. Michael michael Visual aids. Dwight dwight Yes. Michael michael A quilt. Depression quilt? Dwight dwight No time to sew a quilt. ... I got it. Give me the number for the Giant Big Box Toy Store. Michael michael You may be asking yourself, "What am I doing on a trampoline?" Well, I thought I'd bounce here for a while, relieve some stress, and then move on with my day. Not! Here's the plan. Dwight, is going to gather all of the office workers and all of the warehouse guys, we're going to have another safety seminar. Only this time, where's Michael? Oh my God! He is on the roof! Now I have got their attention. I... tell them, about the cold hard facts of depression. And then I say, "Hey! You ever seen a suicide?" And I jump. And they freak out. And they get to see... the dangers of depression with their own eyes. Nice side note: Michael michael So then the next movie moves to the top of the queue. So number five becomes number four, number six becomes number five, [Ryan checks his watch]number three becomes number two, etc, etc. And let's just say that I just sent back Love Actually, which was awesome. [Karen lays money down on the desk next to Ryan] And they sent me Uptown Girls, which is also awesome. But guess what, now I want to see love actually again, [Phyllis throws her money down] but it's at the bottom of the que! Oh no, what do I do!? [Creed throws his money down] What I do, is this. I go online, I go click, click, click. And I change the order of the que, so that I can see Love Actually [Pam throws her money down] as soon as I want to. It's so easy, Ryan. Do you really not know how Netflix works? [Jim throws his money down] Kelly kelly I guess I forgot. [kisses Kelly, gathers up all the money] Ryan ryan You're such a ditz. Kelly kelly Ryan, well done. Two minutes, forty-two seconds. Additionally, Pam, you win ten because she said "awesome" 12 times, and Jim, you win five because she mentioned six romantic comedies. Kevin kevin [on the roof] Okay, let's do this thing! I'll go summon the troops! Dwight dwight Maybe we should test it first. Letterman-style. Throw a TV over, or... Michael michael We measured it once... Dwight dwight Go buy some watermelons. Michael michael Seedless? Dwight dwight Just... Michael michael [Creed takes a bite of an apple] Creed is eating an apple. I found a potato. Toby toby Hey Creed. Pam pam Hey! Creed creed Hey. Pam pam Hello. [Jim replaces Creed's apple with a potato][Creed takes a bite of the potato] Creed creed Yes! Pam pam Here you go. [hands money] Kevin kevin Nice. Toby toby I don't know this place as well as I thought I did. I'm getting cleaned out. Karen karen Ready? Dwight dwight Let's do it! Drop that sucker. Michael michael [drops watermelon, watermelon bounces off trampoline, onto a car, bursts, car alarm sounds] Dwight dwight BINGO! WHOA WHOA WHOA! Oh... crap. Deactivate the car alarm. Clean up the mess. Michael michael Okay. Dwight dwight Find out whose car that is. If it's Stanley's, call the offices of James P. Albini, see if he handles hate crimes. Michael michael Got it. Dwight dwight Also, take apart the trampoline, stick it in the baler. Michael michael We're not allowed to use the baler. Dwight dwight Have Pa-adge do it, or... the sea monster. Michael michael I'm on it! Dwight dwight I'm temporarily lifting the shun. Dwight dwight Thank you. Andy andy It means nothing. I need you to do something for me. Dwight dwight Anything. Andy andy Okay, calm down. I need you to acquire an inflatable house, and/or castle. Dwight dwight You mean a moon bounce. Andy andy What do you think? You've got an hour. Dwight dwight I'm gonna need... I'm gonna need petty cash. Andy andy Shunning resumed. Dwight dwight Do you, do you want a drawbridge? Andy andy Un-shun. Yeah that sounds good. Re-shun. Dwight dwight Oh yeah, this is much better. Safer. Excellent decision. Dwight dwight Yes, thank you for seeing that. Michael michael When you land, try and land like an eight year-old. These bouncy castles are not designed for adults. Dwight dwight I don't know if I wanna do this. Michael michael Do you wanna do another test? I got plenty of watermelons in my trunk! Dwight dwight No. No more. The tests are going terrible. If we keep doing it, we're not gonna want to jump. This is about doing, not thinking. Michael michael That's right! Doing! Totally doing! It's rock n' roll! Dwight dwight Rock n' roll! Michael michael Yeah! Dwight dwight That's right! I am not thinking. Michael michael [imitating the sound and playing an air guitar] Near near near near near! Dwight dwight Yes! Yeah! Michael michael [singing] Michael is awesome! Jumpin' off the roof! Dwight dwight Woo! Michael michael [singing] Bouncin' on the bouncy bounce! Show 'em who's boss! Dwight dwight Woo! Michael michael [singing] Rip a hole in the suuuuuuun! Dwight dwight I am ready to do this! I am ready to make a point! [Dwight continues air guitar] Michael michael [out of breath] Guys! Listen up! Michael is up on the roof, and acting strange! Dwight dwight Whoa! What's the situation? Andy andy [hesitates] Un-shun. I think he's suffering from depression. Re-shun. Dwight dwight Ok, when's the shunning thing gonna end? Andy andy Un-shun. Never. Re-shun. I think he wants you all to come out to the parking lot and watch him die! Dwight dwight Is it nice outside? Stanley stanley It's gorgeous. Let's go! Dwight dwight Do I need my jacket? Stanley stanley No really, it's, it's very nice. Come on! Dwight dwight Will I be too warm in a long sleeve T? Ryan ryan Everybody's gonna be fine in exactly what they're wearing, let's go! Let's go! Dwight dwight [outside] Come on, hurry up you guys! Dwight dwight [on the roof] My life! Oh, my life... Michael michael [on megaphone] Michael, what's wrong?! Dwight dwight Everything's wrong. The stress of my modern office, has caused me to go into a depression. Michael michael Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out? Dwight dwight Dwight, you ignorant slut. Depression is a very serious illness. Over 32 thousand people commit suicide every year! According to a 2004 study! Michael michael Is that the last year the data was available? Dwight dwight Yes! My head is in such pain! And turmoil! Michael michael Don't do anything rash! Dwight dwight Wait, where are the warehouse guys? Michael michael I didn't... [Dwight runs up to the side of the building] I didn't think you needed them for this part. Dwight dwight Okay... that's... Michael michael you said to just... Dwight dwight That's the whole point, dummy. Michael michael Okay, I'm on it! Dwight dwight Okay. Michael michael Attention blue collar workers! Dwight dwight What are the odds that this is in any way real? Pam pam I'd say like... 10,000 to 1? Jim jim Okay, I'd like ten bucks on those odds. Kevin kevin If someone gives you 10,000 to 1 on anything, you take it. If John Mellencamp ever wins an Oscar, I am going to be a very rich dude. Kevin kevin Michael's up on the roof and he's acting strange! Dwight dwight Oooooh, my life! Michael michael Michael! What's wrong? Dwight dwight Everything is wrong, Dwight. The stress of my modern office, has made me depressed. Michael michael Depressed? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out? Dwight dwight Dwight, you ignorant slut. Michael michael Well, you know, the first performance was a little off. But I really think they hit their stride, in the second show. Um, might even bring my parents tomorrow, to the matinee. Jim jim And that is why, I am going to jump off this roof! Michael michael Oh, excuse me. It's my... favorite part. Jim jim This is just offensive. Angela angela At least we're outside. Ryan ryan [zipping up his pants] Hey, check it out, there's a... there's a castle over there. Creed creed Oh my God, there is a castle. Jim jim No, there's nothing to see over there, people! There's nothing to see. ...They found the castle, Michael. Dwight dwight Damn it. Michael michael Oh... God. Oh my God, he's gonna jump. Pam pam Oh. He's going to kill himself, pretending to kill himself. Jim jim Yeah... Pam pam Hey uh, Michael. Don't jump on the bouncy castle. You can't do that, because you're going to get horribly, horribly injured. Jim jim Hey Michael! I have a present for you, but you have to come down and get it. Pam pam What is it? Michael michael Come down and... open it and you'll see. Pam pam Dwight, find out what the present is. Michael michael Okay, uh... I don't see anything. She might be bluffing. Dwight dwight Dwight... Jim jim Dwight, what are you-- Pam pam Oh... It's uh, a Repliee Q1 Expo female robot, they're only available in Japan. Dwight dwight Dwight, you are such a liar. Pam, really, what is it? Michael michael Mike, this is the opposite of safety. You jump, you're gonna serious hurt yourself. Darryl darryl You told me, that I lead a... cushy, wimpy, Nerf life. Michael michael Yeah, but I never said you had nothing to live for. Darryl darryl What do I have to live for? Michael michael A lot... of things. Uh, you, uh... What about Jan? Lovely, lovely, lovely Jan, man. It's goin' good, right? Darryl darryl It's complicated with Jan. And I don't know where I stand, or what I want. The sex isn't nearly as good as it used to be. Michael michael Mike, you're a very brave man. I mean, it takes courage just to be you. To get out of bed every single day, knowing full well, you gotta be you. Darryl darryl Do you really mean that? Michael michael I couldn't do it. I-- I ain't that strong. And I ain't that brave. Darryl darryl I'm braver than you? Michael michael Way braver! You Braveheart, man. Darryl darryl I Braveheart. I am. Michael michael Come down, okay? Darryl darryl Okay. Pam, I'm coming down to get my present. Michael michael An office... is as safe as the people in it. And sometimes those people can drive you to do crazy things to show the dangers of the office. That's the danger I found myself in today. I saved a life. My own. Am I a hero? I really can't say. But, yes. Michael michael When people think of Andy, they think of hate and anger. When people think of Drew, they think of baked goods. Andy andy Oh my God, these cookies have no flavor. How is that possible? Kelly kelly They are the worst. Who's this Drew chick? Kevin kevin Drew isn't a girl... She's Andy. Phyllis phyllis Oh no, nobody likes my cookies. I'm so angry, argh I want to hit something. [laughs] Totally kidin' guys. Andy andy Little device I learned to diffuse tension, be the first to make fun of yourself, because if they make fun of you before you do... Then you might lose your mind. Andy andy [pours the last of the coffee into his mug] Kevin kevin Ahhh... Is that the last of it? Andy andy I'm sorry. Kevin kevin It's OK. I can't always have what I want, but I can always want what I have. Andy andy Well, would you like a cup of no coffee? 'Cause that's what we have. Kevin kevin Is it fresh? [winks] Andy andy Are you going to beat me up? Kevin kevin Umm... [draws back arm] No. [laughs] Andy andy People don't need to be afraid of me. I can't achieve anger any more, and I have a new car. Toyota Prius, because Andy didn't care about fuel efficiency, but Drew has seen "An Inconvenient Truth". Nearly twice. Andy andy [walks around Andy's new car keying it] Angela angela OK, come on everybody, go time. Pam let's go. Michael michael I thought I'd stay and answer the phones. Pam pam Don't worry Pam, you will be answering phones for the rest of your life... Your long lovely life. [whispers to camera] saved it. Michael michael Here we go. Michael michael Come on. Dwight dwight Field Trip. Michael michael Step lively. Single file everybody. Dwight dwight Like we're going to the science museum. Michael michael Let's single... Dwight dwight Learn by touching. Michael michael Single... OK. Dwight dwight I've been told that I'm a tactile learner. Michael michael Buddy system, everyone buddy up, find a buddy. Dwight dwight You should work out Ryan, you would look so hot. Kelly kelly Totally, we should both work out. Ryan ryan Screw you. Kelly kelly Kelly, Ryan looks great. You should be thankful that you... Michael michael Sir, could you please, please focus on Darryl? Larry larry I... Michael michael Try. Larry larry Summing up. Darryl darryl Sum it up Darryl, sum it up. Michael michael We got beat today, Dwight. Michael michael [sighs] Dwight dwight But it was not a fair fight. Michael michael No it was not. Remind me again, what was the fight exactly, who was it between, and what was the outcome? Dwight dwight It was the warehouse guys... Michael michael Right. Dwight dwight ... Dwight, they embarrassed us... Michael michael Argh! Dwight dwight ... because they had a much scarier safety presentation. Michael michael Ghaaa! Dwight dwight You know what's funny? Robin Williams. [sighs] When a cat gets stuck in a washing machine. City Slickers. Talking like Borat. You know what's not funny? Safety, or making fun of the person trying to talk about safety. [in Borat voice] Not nice. I must show people how dangerous office can be. High five... Now that's funny. Michael michael How do you make depression sexy? How do you... How do you get people interested in depression? That is the conon... the conun... the conumbery Michael michael Those warehouse guys, think that we are all flabby, middle management, nerf balls. Well I'm going to show them that we have nerfs of steel. [winks] Michael michael [Michael, Andy, and Dwight are standing around a trampoline] You know guys, I recently learned some pretty cool stuff about the difference between feeling something and... acting on that thing. Andy andy Can you tell Andy to focus on the springs? Please. Dwight dwight Yeah, Drew. Michael michael Yes bosses. Andy andy You know Drew, why don't you go inside. Dwight come here. Where should we put this? Michael michael OK, ahh, turn around, and do a broad jump for me on go. Ready... Go! One Mississ... OK, you went that far on one Mississ. Ippi would take you to here. This trajectory times the propulsion from your quadriceps would be about three Mississippi, maybe three and a quarter. So one Mississ... correct... ippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi... e. Right here. Dwight dwight OK, good. Thank you. Wanna take our time, do this right. Michael michael [phone rings] Hello? Hi Bob Vance. [laughs] Phyllis phyllis That's three times in ten minutes. Karen karen Where's my five dollars? Stanley stanley You are my little teddy bear. I wantcha. Phyllis phyllis I always knew my co-workers were annoying. I never realized I could profit from it. Go ahead Bob Vance, call Phyllis, all day. Stanley stanley [Michael is up on the roof of the building] Michael, go ahead, we're listening. Andy andy I'm going to wait. I don't want to say this twice, it's too painful and I'm too depressed. Michael michael [talking through bullhorn] Michael, you can not fly, you can not, I've seen this too many times. Creed creed Give me that thing, I want to try. Kelly kelly Oh, you know what we should probably preserve the batteries. Jim jim I was just going to say that [yells toward Michael] you have a cute butt. Oh my God I did not just say that, did I just say that? Oh my God I'm so adorable. Kelly kelly I know the timings bad, but I hate to be a nudge, but there's stuff that he has to sign that needs to be mailed by four. Angela angela OK, if he's not down by four, I'll get the papers up to him. Dwight dwight OK, it's three forty eight. Angela angela OK, Ryan you know what? You can do this. Jim jim Oh, no, I have no training in this sort of thing. Ryan ryan Come on. Jim jim Don't play dumb, you know damn well what we talking about. Stanley stanley Come on. He'll listen to you. Jim jim Come on Ryan. Everyone everyone Let's do it. Angela angela Come on pretty boy. Dwight dwight Michael, you have always taken a great interest in my career. Ryan ryan I will miss you the most Ryan. Michael michael Oh, what is your deal man!? Seriously I don't get it. Ryan ryan Let me borrow that chief. Michael, you don't have to prove anything to anyone but yourself. So don't jump just to prove anything to us. OK? That said, if you need to prove something to yourself, you should jump. Andy andy Oh! Jim jim Up to you. Andy andy No no no! Jim jim If you do jump, I want you to reach for the sky. Andy andy Hey! Pam pam OK. careful, thanks. [takes bullhorn from Andy] Jim jim Grab a comet and kiss the moon! Kiss it! Andy andy See this is why you always take ten thousand to one. You never know. Kevin kevin You own a convertible. Come on man that's, that's hot. Women love that stuff right? Darryl darryl It's only leased, and it's got rust damage, he'll never get his deposit back. Dwight dwight Coal miners, crab fishermen, Dog the bounty hunter, all dangerous jobs. But also upper middle management. [takes deep breath] Wow! I could have fallen off a roof today... And you don't worry about falling off a roof when you work on a crab boat... And there are no roofs in coal mines. Michael michael [in parking lot] Goodnight Stanley. [sees his car is keyed, just nods his head] Andy andy