Are you listening to me Michael? Jan jan
Affirmative. Michael michael
What did I just say? Jan jan
You just said, let me uh... check my notes. You just said... Michael michael
Alan and I have created an incentive program to increase sales. Jan jan
Hey, hey how is Alan? Tell Alan that the Mets suck! Okay? From me, big time. Go Pirates! Michael michael
I'm not going to do that Michael. Jan jan
Okay Michael michael
We've created an incentive program to increase sales. Jan jan
Uh, huh. Michael michael
At the end of the month you can reward your top seller with a prize worth up to a thousand dollars. Jan jan
Whoa. Howdy-ho. Wow, a thousand big ones. That's cool. Do I uh, do I get to pick the prize? Michael michael
Uh, yes. Yes you can. Jan jan
Um, question: Does top salesman include uh, people who were at one time such outstanding salesman that've been promoted to... Michael michael
No, Michael. No. You can't win this prize. Jan jan
I didn't mean me! Michael michael
Well, first what we have to do is find out what motivates people more than anything else. Michael michael
Sex. Dwight dwight
It's illegal. Can't do that. Next best thing. Michael michael
Torture. Dwight dwight
Tah, come on Dwight. Just help me out here. That's just stupid. Michael michael
Uh, Michael? Pam pam
Pam! Michael michael
Hey, there's a... Pam pam
Burger with cheese! Michael michael
There's a person here... Pam pam
And fries! Michael michael
There's... Pam pam
And shake! What? Go ahead. Michael michael
There's a person here who wants to sell handbags. Pam pam
No, no, no. No vendors in the office. That is a distraction. Michael michael
Okay, I told her you'd talk to her. Pam pam
Pam. Pam. Come on, I'm busy. So just tell her to go away. Michael michael
Okay. Pam pam
[exhales loudly, looks out window and sees Katy] Oooh, alright I'll talk to her. Michael michael
This one is hand embroidered. Katy katy
All right girls break it up, you're being infiltrated. Cock in the henhouse. Michael michael
Cocks in the henhouse. Dwight dwight
Don't say cocks. Oh, what is your name, my fair lass? Michael michael
Katy. Katy katy
Ah, Katy. Wow. Look at you. You are, uh you're like the new and improved Pam. Pam 6.0. Michael michael
[Pam looks embarassed at Michael - Katy looks sympathetically at Pam] None none
Oh, look. Oh hey, no catfights you two. I'm against violence in the workplace. Michael michael
So am I. Dwight dwight
Nobody cares what you think. Michael michael
Doesn't matter. Dwight dwight
So uh, you know what? I usually don't allow solicitors in the office but today I am going to break some rules, and you can have the conference room. It's yours. All day. Michael michael
Wow, thanks. Katy katy
There's an HR meeting in there at 11:30. Pam pam
Well, lets put 'em in the hallway. Give 'em some chairs. Right? Decisiveness. One of the keys to success according to Small Businessman. Michael michael
I do. I read Small Business man. I also uh, subscribe to USA Today and American Way Magazine, that's the in-flight magazine. Some great articles in that. They did this great profile last month of Doris Roberts and where she likes to eat when she's in Phoenix. Illuminating. Michael michael
This is my conference room. So please, uh, make yourself at home. Whatever you need, I'm right on the other side of this wall. [knocks on wall] used to be a window here. There's not anymore. So, that's where I will be. Michael michael
[Katy unpacks her handbags] None none
So if you need anything else, something to make you more confortable just don't hesitate to ask. I'm right here. Michael michael
I guess a cup of coffee would be great. Katy katy
Wait a second. I should have spotted another addict. Uh, gotta love the 'bucks. Michael michael
What? Katy katy
It's like a slang for Starbucks. They're all over the place. Oh, man, that place is like the promised land to me. What a business model too. Ah, too bad we don't have the good stuff here. Michael michael
Regular coffee is fine. Katy katy
Nah, it's not. it's spppplllibbb Michael michael
No really it is. Katy katy
No, here's the thing. Y'know I do my best to be my own man and go by the beat of a different drummer and nobody gets me, and they're always putting up walls and I'm always tearing 'em down, just breakin' down barriers, that's what I do all day. So a coffee, regular coffee for you. High test, or unleaded? Michael michael
Bring it on. Katy katy
Oh. Woo, I will. I will bring it on. Ah, all right. Michael michael
So are you jealous 'cause there's another girl around? Kevin kevin
No. Pam pam
She's prettier than you though. Kevin kevin
That's a very rude thing to say, Kevin. Pam pam
[nods] Kevin kevin
So do you like the periwinkle and the purples? Katy katy
The purse girl hits everything on my checklist. Creamy skin. Straight teeth. Curly hair. Amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies. Dwight dwight
[handing Katy a mug of coffee] There ya go. Nice steaming cup o'joe. Michael michael
Thank you. Katy katy
I have an idea. Why don't I introduce you around, you know you can kind of get your foot in the door, meet potential clientele, right? Michael michael
Gosh, I would love to but, my purses, I should, um... Katy katy
Oh, um, well, we could have Ryan take a look. Ryan, would you look after the purses, please? Michael michael
I'm installing File Share on all the computers. Ryan ryan
Yeah, well, bladdy-bluda-blah-blah. Techno-babble. Just do it, okay. We have company. Right? Michael michael
You should sell a lot here because this branch made over a million dollars last year. Not that we're all millionaires. I'm probably closest. So here's Oscar. Oscar, this is Katy. Michael michael
I'm on the phone. Oscar oscar
Oooh-ooh. Oscar the grouch. Right? I thought of that. Michael michael
That was on Sesame Street. Katy katy
I know. I know. I made the connection. Can you believe he'd never heard that before he worked here? Michael michael
No, I don't believe that. Katy katy
I know, it's unbelievable. Michael michael
It's nice having Katy around. It's another person for Michael to um, interact with. Pam pam
Here is Toby from Human Resources. Katy, Toby. Michael michael
Hi Katy katy
Hi, nice to meet you. Toby toby
Toby, Katy. Michael michael
Hey, um did you go to uh, Bishop O'Hara? Toby toby
Yeah. Katy katy
Yeah, me too. Toby toby
Cool. What year were you there? Katy katy
Eighty-nine. Toby toby
Toby's divorced. He uh, guh recently, right? Michael michael
Yeah. Toby toby
You and your wife, and you have kids. Michael michael
A girl. Toby toby
Oh that so - that was really messy. He slept one night in your car too? Michael michael
[looks resigned] Toby toby
I should probably get back to my table. Katy katy
Okay. Alright. Cool. See ya in a bit. [looks at picture on Toby's desk] Oh, she's cute. Cutie-pie. Back to work. Michael michael
I live by one rule. No office romances. No way. Very messy. Inappropriate. No. But, I live by another rule: Just do it. Nike. Michael michael
Hey, Jimmy what do you think of that little purse girl, huh? Roy roy
Cute, sure, yeah. Jim jim
Why don't you get on that? Roy roy
She's not really my type. Jim jim
What are you gay? Roy roy
Hmmm, I don't think so. Nope. Jim jim
What is your type? Kevin kevin
[glances at Pam] Moms, primarily. Yep. Soccer moms. Single moms. NASCAR moms. Any type of moms, really. Jim jim
That's disgusting. Roy roy
Stay away from my mom. Kevin kevin
Too late, Kev. Jim jim
[Katy walks through breakroom] Man, I would be all over that if I wasn't dating Pam. Roy roy
We're not dating, we're engaged. Pam pam
Engaged, yeah. Roy roy
Pam and I are good buddies. I'm sort of Pam's go-to guy for her problems. You know with stuff like work, or uh, her fiance Roy. Or uh... Nope, those are pretty much her only two problems. Jim jim
She'd be perfect for you. Jim jim
Hmmm... she's been talking to Michael a lot. Dwight dwight
So, what? You're Assistant Regional Manager. Jim jim
Assistant to the Regional Manager. Dwight dwight
Well, you know what Dwight? He's your work boss, okay? He is not your relationship boss. Jim jim
That's true. Dwight dwight
Plus you have so much more to talk to this girl about, You're both um, salesmen. I mean that's something right there. Jim jim
True. Plus I can talk to her about the origins of my last name. Dwight dwight
It's all gold. Jim jim
Guys are usually my best customers, they buy the high end stuff like the beads and the sequins and stuff. For gifts, you know? They don't know what they are looking at. So I make suggestions. Katy katy
Alright. Here's the thing okay, you just keep talking to her. If you hit a stall you have a perfect fall back. Jim jim
What's that? Dwight dwight
You buy a purse. Jim jim
I don't want a purse. Purses are for girls. Dwight dwight
Dwight, that's not necessarily true. Do you read GQ? Jim jim
No. Dwight dwight
Okay, I do. There like mini briefcases, alright? Lots of guys have them. Jim jim
Like those? Dwight dwight
Yes. Listen, you are spending way too much time talking to me, when you could be talking to her. Jim jim
Okay, I'm just going to use the bathroom, and then I'm going... Dwight dwight
No. You don't need the bathroom. You've got it. Go. Jim jim
Okay, shhhh stop... stop whatever you're doing because this is going to be good. Jim jim
[smiles] Pam pam
[mimicing Dwight in high-falsetto voice] Hi my name's Dwight Schrute and I would like to buy a purse from you. Good lord, look at these purses! This is something special. Oh my God is this Salvatore Di-chini-asta? Jim jim
[mimicing Katy] Oh definitely, definitely step in and out of it like that. Pam pam
Yes, well I want to stress test it. You know, in case anything happens. Jim jim
Oh! Pam pam
Oh! That was really. [Dwight hits purse against table] This is necessary to do to really give it a good workout. This is the ooooh... This is the prettiest one of all. Jim jim
Oh... Pam pam
I'm going to be the prettiest girl in the ball. Oh, how much? Jim jim
Oh, God. It's sad. It's so sad. Pam pam
[whispering] Here he comes, shhh... Jim jim
[gives Dwight a thumbs-up - mouths the word] Good. Jim jim
[smiles in agreement] Pam pam
He did pick a good one. Jim jim
You're horrible. Pam pam
This one's really good for a hot date. Katy katy
Yeah, what's that? Pam pam
[laughs] Katy katy
I'm engaged. So... Pam pam
Congratulations. You need a hot date more than anyone. Katy katy
I wished, right? Pam pam
Giggle-giggle, juji-juji, I get it, I get it. Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood over here right? [to Katy] So how's that uh, coffee from earlier? Michael michael
Good. Katy katy
Ah, I knew it. Guzzled it down. You greedy little thing. So, uh, Pam is this your lunch break, or was that earlier when you were eating in the kitchen with those guys? Michael michael
[Pam sheepishly hands Katy the purse and leaves] None none
[whispers] Sorry. Katy katy
Busted. Michael michael
[to Pam] Come back... Katy katy
Oh hey, I want to show you something. Come here I want to show you something. I know you are going to like this. Picked it up today. A thousand big ones. Michael michael
Is that from Starbucks? Katy katy
Yes. This is a Starbucks digital barista. This is the mack daddy of espresso makers. Michael michael
Wow. Is that for the office? Katy katy
Oh, I know what you're thinking. You're not prying this out of my hands, but don't tempt me because I'll give it to you! Michael michael
I wouldn't think of it. Katy katy
Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office. It's a drug. It is quite literally a drug that speeds people up. It's not the only drug that speeds people up. You hear stories about Dunder Mifflin in the eighties before everybody knew how bad cocaine was. Guh. Man, did they move paper! Michael michael
[Katy reading text message on her phone] Oh the rotating um, steam wand. [Katy looks annoyed] What? What's the matter? Michael michael
Oh, nothing. My ride just bailed on me. Katy katy
Oh, oh! God. I'm sorry. Is there...? Michael michael
Oh no, it's um... Katy katy
Where you going? Nearby? Because I can give you a ride. Michael michael
No... Katy katy
Seriously. No, really. Michael michael
No. I really don't want to inconvenience you. Katy katy
God! No, no, no, no. No inconvenience. I mean I'm out of here at five sharp. Michael michael
At five? Katy katy
I can go earlier. 'Cause I'm the boss. You know, whatever. I'm out of here slaves. Michael michael
Okay. Katy katy
What? Michael michael
Okay, I guess that would be, I guess that would be okay. Katy katy
Okay. Sounds good. Sounds good. Five o'clock sharp. I will give you and your purses a ride home. Michael michael
Okay. Cool. Katy katy
Excellent. Michael michael
Cool. Katy katy
Great. Cool. Cool. [takes deep breath - looks at camera] Yeah, okay. Michael michael
I should have never let the Temp touch this thing. I had all these great icons and now I have four folders. So.. Michael michael
It's actually better this way. Dwight dwight
No it's not. Because I could just click on the icon and then I'm onto-- Michael michael
Michael could I ask you something? I wanted to ask your permission to ask out Katy. I know it's against the rules and everything. Because... Dwight dwight
No, no, no it's not against the rules. She's not a permanent employee so it's not. Michael michael
Thank you, Michael. I appreciate this so much. Dwight dwight
But I think you should just know that I am going to be giving her a ride home later. Michael michael
What? Dwight dwight
She asked me for a ride and so I am going to give her a ride home. Michael michael
Is that all it is? Just a ride home? Like a taxicab? Dwight dwight
Well, might be a ride home. Might be a ride home and we stop for coffee and dot-dot-dot... Michael michael
Please. Please, I am your inferior and I'm asking you this favor. Can you promise me that it will just be a ride home? Dwight dwight
No. I cannot promise you that. Michael michael
You cannot promise me, or you won't promise me? Dwight dwight
Listen, Dwight. Michael michael
Do you love her? Dwight dwight
[laughs] Dwight, no. I don't know. It's too early to tell. I don't know how I feel. [Dwight sadly looks away] Michael michael
I think you've made a really good choice, she's really going to like that. Katy katy
Hmmm... Stanley stanley
Espresso? Michael michael
Oh, thank you. Katy katy
You're welcome. Thank you. Hmmm-hmm-hmm. Michael michael
Is that from the machine that was in your office? Stanley stanley
Ummm-hmmm... Michael michael
I thought that was the incentive prize for the top salesperson. Stanley stanley
Very easy to clean. Michael michael
[Stanley walks out] None none
Okay. Like he's going to win anyway, right? [laughs] Michael michael
Did we get any mail? Michael michael
Yeah, I gave it to you. Pam pam
Yes you did. Yes, you did. Just checkin'. Just checkin', double checkin', checkin' on the check. Thoroughness is very important in an office and... Michael michael
So, can I..? [points to the door] Pam pam
Yeah, yeah, of course. Uh, Pam, one more thing. Um, how do girls your age feel about futons? Michael michael
A futon? Jim jim
[nods] Pam pam
He's a grown man Jim jim
That's what he said. Pam pam
That's sad. Or it's innovative. Well, you know the futon is a bed and couch all rolled into one. [Jim sees Roy and trails off] Jim jim
What's up? Roy roy
[not looking at Roy] Hi. Pam pam
Are you still mad at me? Roy roy
Roy... Pam pam
Come on [begins to tickle Pam] Roy roy
Cut it out. Pam pam
Come on, you mad at me? Roy roy
Stop it. [laughing] Pam pam
Are you still mad at me now? Roy roy
[giggling] Cut it out. Pam pam
Are you mad at me now? Roy roy
Stop. [giggling] Pam pam
Huh? huh? Come on... Come on, Pammy I was just kidding. Roy roy
[breathless] Stop, I can't breathe. Pam pam
I was just kidding. You know I didn't mean it. I can't... Roy roy
Jim is a great guy. He's like a brother to me. We're like best friends in the office and I really hope he finds someone. Pam pam
You seem to like to touch things. Did you try the velvet? Katy katy
I don't like to necessarily touch things. I'm just... I'm shopping. Angela angela
Oh no, it's fine that you, um. Here, what about the raspberry one? It's really uh, kind of festive. It's got a lot of personality. Katy katy
Yeah, uh no. Angela angela
Hey, how's it going? Good. Can I talk to you for a second? In private? Dwight dwight
I don't think so I'm really busy. Katy katy
It will just take a second. Dwight dwight
I can't. Katy katy
Just for a minute. Dwight dwight
I really can't. Katy katy
Please? I wanted to talk to you in private because I wanted to ask you out on a date. Dwight dwight
No. Katy katy
Ok was that no to talking to me in private, or was that no to the date? Dwight dwight
Both. Katy katy
[Dejected, Dwight walks out slowly] None none
What colors do you like? Katy katy
Gray. Dark Gray. Charcoal. Angela angela
Ryan. Michael michael
Yeah. Ryan ryan
Would you like to help me with a special project? Michael michael
I would love to. Ryan ryan
Alright. Michael michael
[in Michael's car] Okay, just throw out all the empties. Michael michael
You don't want to recycle them? Ryan ryan
Um, yes. Throw them away in the recycling bin. Michael michael
Do you want this? [holding a full bottle of water] Ryan ryan
No. Michael michael
What about this bottle of power drink? Ryan ryan
Uh, what flavor? Michael michael
Blue. Ryan ryan
Blue's not a flavor. Michael michael
It says flavor: Blue Blast. Ryan ryan
Oh, Blue Blast. Yes, put that in the trunk, and there should be an unopened Arctic Chill back there. I want that in the passengers cupholder. Thank you. Michael michael
Hi. Jim jim
Hi. Katy katy
I'm Jim, by the way. Jim jim
I'm Katy. Katy katy
Hi Katy, nice to meet you. Jim jim
You sit out there, don't you? Katy katy
I do. That's what I'm best known for. Sitting out there. Alright, let's talk about purses. Jim jim
Okay, um... Katy katy
Katy but you know what, don't try to sell me one. Okay, seriously 'cause I'm just here to learn. Jim jim
Okay. [laughs] Katy katy
Okay, so I know about most of these, but you know you can... Jim jim
Okay. Katy katy
What, stop! Whoa! That's my Drakkar Noir. Michael michael
No, this is Rite Aid Night Swept. Ryan ryan
No, it is a perfect smell-alike. I'm not paying for the label. Right here. Give it. Michael michael
Well, it's empty. Ryan ryan
Not it's not, there's some in the straw. [Michael opens bottle and wipes straw along his neck] There, now you may throw it out. Michael michael
Wow. How many filet-o-fishes did you eat? Ryan ryan
That's over several months, Ryan. Michael michael
[Under his breath] Still. Ryan ryan
What's up? Jim jim
I'm bored. Pam pam
Thank you for choosing me. Jim jim
No, I'm kidding. Um, so you got big plans this weekend? Pam pam
Ah, well I think I'm gonna see Katy. Jim jim
Really? Pam pam
Yeah. Jim jim
What are you guys going to do? Pam pam
Oh, man I don't know. Uh, dinner, drinks, movie, matching tattoos. Jim jim
That's great. Pam pam
And stuff... yeah. Jim jim
That's cool. Pam pam
What are you doing? Jim jim
I, I was gonna say, I think that um, we're gonna help Roy's cousin move. Pam pam
Okay. Jim jim
'Cause Roy's got a truck. Pam pam
That's cool. Jim jim
Uh, huh. Yes. Pam pam
That is cool. Well, I'll see you Monday though, right? Jim jim
Great. Pam pam
Okay. Jim jim
Okay, I'm gonna head back. Pam pam
Alright. Jim jim
I think in order to be a ladies man, it's imperative that people don't know you're a ladies man, so I kind of play that close to the chest. I don't know, what can I say? Women are attracted to power. And I think other people have told me that I have a very symmetrical face. [laughs] I don't know. I don't know. Maybe they're right? I don't know. Michael michael
Sure you don't want me to help you with that? Cause I can grab that no problem. Michael michael
Goodnight, it was nice to meet some of you. Katy katy
See you later. Goodnight. Goodnight, Jim. Michael michael
Goodnight, Michael. Jim jim
Where you going? Michael michael
I don't know. Grab a drink, I think? Jim jim
With us? Michael michael
I uh, I probably should have told you, I don't need a ride now 'cause Jim can take me home after so you're off the hook. Katy katy
Okay. Great. Off the hook. Excellent. Okay, cool. Michael michael
I got this. [taking Katy's bag from Michael] Jim jim
Alright, have fun. Michael michael
Thanks. Katy katy
I got it. Jim jim
Don't drink and drive. Michael michael
Take it easy. Michael michael
Have a good night. Jim jim
You too, have a good night. Michael michael
You got that? Katy katy
Oh, yeah. You sold a lot, so it's lighter. Jim jim
Good. Here. Squeeze it inside. Katy katy
Alright now, I'm gonna warn you. Don't freak out, okay? Jim jim
Why? Katy katy
This is a really nice car. In case you haven't noticed, this is a Corolla. Okay. Jim jim
It's a... it's a very nice car. Katy katy
You're not going to freak out? Jim jim
Do I have a special someone? Uh well, yeah of course. A bunch of 'em. My employees. If I had to choose between a one-night-stand with some stupid cow I pick-up in a bar, and these people? I'd pick them every time. Because with them, it is an everyday stand and I still know their names in the morning. Michael michael
The perfect girl for me would be Konikotaka. She has the most amazing story. She was orphaned at age 10 when both her parents were assassinated, and she was taken in by a wealthy, but very cruel, businessman. So she practiced aikido in secret for years until she could avenge the death of her parents. She's also a survivor of monster rape. Dwight dwight
This is really well made. Good stitching. Excellent fabric. [shakes the purse from side to side by it's handle] You sell a lot of these? Dwight dwight
It's very popular, yeah. Katy katy
I knew it. Is it waterproof? Dwight dwight
I'm not sure. It's faux snakeskin. Katy katy
Snakes are waterproof. So, I'm betting that it's waterproof. Do you know the difference between a snake and an eel? Dwight dwight
No. Katy katy
'Cause I could look it up real easily. Dwight dwight
You're really into reptiles, huh? Katy katy
My belt's made out of alligator. Check it out. [lifts shirt] Dwight dwight
Oh, um, it's okay. Katy katy
Dwight. Dwight. Dwight! Okay, that's it. Keep it in your pants. Michael michael
I was just showing her my belt. Dwight dwight
Well, don't do that. Where are your glasses? Michael michael
I.... Dwight dwight
He wears glasses. Did you know that? Michael michael
Not all the time. Dwight dwight
Well, now suddenly he can see. [laughs] Okay, take off. See ya. Bye-bye. [gives coffee to Katy] There you go steaming hot cup of joe. Michael michael
Thank you. Katy katy
Oh, I know your hero. Yeah, saving you from Animal Planet Jack over there. [laughs] Michael michael
Ha. Yeah, asks a lot of questions. Katy katy
Yeah, yeah he is the worst. Michael michael
What's the um, saying, "once their laughing they're... that's... Once they're laughing that's 50 percent of them being horizontal. So, not that I'm just... Not that that's my... that's what I'm trying to do, but I think it helps kind of melts the ice. Breaks the ice, melts... Breaks the ice and melts them. Melts their hearts. Michael michael
Thank you, Al Gore... for the Internet. Can send messages from one side the global to the other in the blink of an eye. Can you believe we couldn't do that ten years ago? Michael michael
We could do that ten years ago. Katy katy
Right, but 20 years ago we couldn't and that is amazing. Here's Toby from Human Resources. This is Katy. Toby, Katy. Michael michael
Hi. Toby toby
Hi. Katy katy
Hey, did you go to Bishop Ohara? Toby toby
Yeah. Katy katy
Yeah, me too. Toby toby
Cool, what year where you there? Katy katy
'89. Toby toby
Oh. Katy katy
[talking over Toby and Katy] Toby's divorced. God, that's hard. That really ripped you up. She got the kids right? That'll damage ya. Sorry man. That's uh, that's a bad one. How much you paying her? What can, you can't even afford anything now, right? You're all right though, right? Don't ask me for a raise. [laughs] Cup of Soup's a good idea though. That'll... that's a good budgetary thing to do. Michael michael
It's just a snack. Toby toby
Well, they're good snacks. They're good food, good meals, good lunch. Roman noodles are good too. You still sleepin' in the car? Michael michael
No. Toby toby
'Cause he slept in the car a couple times. Michael michael
Just the once. Toby toby
Are you still taking the antidepressants? 'Cause it was a good idea. 'Cause it'll help. It'll help, man. Michael michael
I'm gonna go back to my table. Katy katy
Okay. I'll see you in a bit. [whispering] She's pretty cute isn't she? See you in a bit. Michael michael
I mean whatever one you want. Ryan ryan
Um, I like that one I think. [Ryan hands her a purse] Kelly kelly
Yeah, I mean, it looks real good, probably. Ryan ryan
You know Michael's been talking to her too. Pam pam
Oh, really? Jim jim
What do you think his chances are? Pam pam
Well, Pam I'm not gonna lie to you, he's chances are none. Um, he's 41 years old, he is losing his hair and his cell phone ring is "Mambo #5." So... Jim jim
[laughs] I like that song. Pam pam
I don't know though. I mean, you know that was a hit. Jim jim
[laughs] 10 years ago. Pam pam
Yeah, was it 10? Yeah, I have it on a mix tape from junior high. Jim jim
Went well? Jim jim
I think it did. Dwight dwight
You know what, just in case she's looking you should put some stuff in it. Jim jim
Seriously? Dwight dwight
Anything. [Dwight begins to fill his new purse] Good. Yup. Jim jim
What else? Dwight dwight
Post-it Notes. Wow, that purse holds a lot. Jim jim
It's a mini-briefcase. Dwight dwight
Yeah, oh, I know. Looks great. [Dwight throws the purse over his right shoulder and gets back to work] Jim jim
Do you like Steve Miller? Kevin kevin
No. Katy katy
'Cause I'm in a Steve Miller Tribute... Tribute Band. Kevin kevin
Hey, Dwight. I need your stapler. Jim jim
It's in my purse. Dwight dwight
Oh, great thanks. Jim jim
Let me describe the perfect date. I take her out to a nice dinner. She looks amazing. Some guy tries to hit on her. Uh, now he wants to fight. So I grab him. I throw him into a jukebox. Then the other ninja's got a knife. He comes at me. We grapple. I turn his knife on him. Blood on the dance floor. She's scared now, I take her home. I'm holding her in my arms. I reach in for a kiss. I hear something in the leaves. I flip her around. She gets a poison arrow right in her back. She was in on it the whole time. But, I knew. Dwight dwight
All right. That's looking good. Hey um, Ryan do you have any music I can borrow. Michael michael
What kind do you like? Ryan ryan
Ah, I know, everything really. I love it all. I love music. Michael michael
Okay, do you like hip-hop? Do you like indie rock? Ryan ryan
Yes, I love both of those so much. A lot of 'em. Michael michael
Okay. Do you like The Strokes? Ryan ryan
Mmm hmm. I like 'em. Michael michael
Do you like The Hives? Ryan ryan
Yes. God. They're awesome. Michael michael
You like the Fleebulls, The Glorps? Ryan ryan
Uh huh. Yup. That last thing they did was great. Michael michael
Yeah, I had a feeling you would like those. Ryan ryan
Cool, so maybe hook me up with some Fleebulls and some Hive. Michael michael
Absolutely. Ryan ryan
All right. This is gonna be good. Michael michael
Hi, here you can have this. [Dwight gives Kelly his purse] It's a mini-briefcase, but you can use it as a purse. Dwight dwight
Uh, thank you. Kelly kelly