Are you listening to me Michael? Jan jan Affirmative. Michael michael What did I just say? Jan jan You just said, let me uh... check my notes. You just said... Michael michael Alan and I have created an incentive program to increase sales. Jan jan Hey, hey how is Alan? Tell Alan that the Mets suck! Okay? From me, big time. Go Pirates! Michael michael I'm not going to do that Michael. Jan jan Okay Michael michael We've created an incentive program to increase sales. Jan jan Uh, huh. Michael michael At the end of the month you can reward your top seller with a prize worth up to a thousand dollars. Jan jan Whoa. Howdy-ho. Wow, a thousand big ones. That's cool. Do I uh, do I get to pick the prize? Michael michael Uh, yes. Yes you can. Jan jan Um, question: Does top salesman include uh, people who were at one time such outstanding salesman that've been promoted to... Michael michael No, Michael. No. You can't win this prize. Jan jan I didn't mean me! Michael michael Well, first what we have to do is find out what motivates people more than anything else. Michael michael Sex. Dwight dwight It's illegal. Can't do that. Next best thing. Michael michael Torture. Dwight dwight Tah, come on Dwight. Just help me out here. That's just stupid. Michael michael Uh, Michael? Pam pam Pam! Michael michael Hey, there's a... Pam pam Burger with cheese! Michael michael There's a person here... Pam pam And fries! Michael michael There's... Pam pam And shake! What? Go ahead. Michael michael There's a person here who wants to sell handbags. Pam pam No, no, no. No vendors in the office. That is a distraction. Michael michael Okay, I told her you'd talk to her. Pam pam Pam. Pam. Come on, I'm busy. So just tell her to go away. Michael michael Okay. Pam pam [exhales loudly, looks out window and sees Katy] Oooh, alright I'll talk to her. Michael michael This one is hand embroidered. Katy katy All right girls break it up, you're being infiltrated. Cock in the henhouse. Michael michael Cocks in the henhouse. Dwight dwight Don't say cocks. Oh, what is your name, my fair lass? Michael michael Katy. Katy katy Ah, Katy. Wow. Look at you. You are, uh you're like the new and improved Pam. Pam 6.0. Michael michael [Pam looks embarassed at Michael - Katy looks sympathetically at Pam] None none Oh, look. Oh hey, no catfights you two. I'm against violence in the workplace. Michael michael So am I. Dwight dwight Nobody cares what you think. Michael michael Doesn't matter. Dwight dwight So uh, you know what? I usually don't allow solicitors in the office but today I am going to break some rules, and you can have the conference room. It's yours. All day. Michael michael Wow, thanks. Katy katy There's an HR meeting in there at 11:30. Pam pam Well, lets put 'em in the hallway. Give 'em some chairs. Right? Decisiveness. One of the keys to success according to Small Businessman. Michael michael I do. I read Small Business man. I also uh, subscribe to USA Today and American Way Magazine, that's the in-flight magazine. Some great articles in that. They did this great profile last month of Doris Roberts and where she likes to eat when she's in Phoenix. Illuminating. Michael michael This is my conference room. So please, uh, make yourself at home. Whatever you need, I'm right on the other side of this wall. [knocks on wall] used to be a window here. There's not anymore. So, that's where I will be. Michael michael [Katy unpacks her handbags] None none So if you need anything else, something to make you more confortable just don't hesitate to ask. I'm right here. Michael michael I guess a cup of coffee would be great. Katy katy Wait a second. I should have spotted another addict. Uh, gotta love the 'bucks. Michael michael What? Katy katy It's like a slang for Starbucks. They're all over the place. Oh, man, that place is like the promised land to me. What a business model too. Ah, too bad we don't have the good stuff here. Michael michael Regular coffee is fine. Katy katy Nah, it's not. it's spppplllibbb Michael michael No really it is. Katy katy No, here's the thing. Y'know I do my best to be my own man and go by the beat of a different drummer and nobody gets me, and they're always putting up walls and I'm always tearing 'em down, just breakin' down barriers, that's what I do all day. So a coffee, regular coffee for you. High test, or unleaded? Michael michael Bring it on. Katy katy Oh. Woo, I will. I will bring it on. Ah, all right. Michael michael So are you jealous 'cause there's another girl around? Kevin kevin No. Pam pam She's prettier than you though. Kevin kevin That's a very rude thing to say, Kevin. Pam pam [nods] Kevin kevin So do you like the periwinkle and the purples? Katy katy The purse girl hits everything on my checklist. Creamy skin. Straight teeth. Curly hair. Amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies. Dwight dwight [handing Katy a mug of coffee] There ya go. Nice steaming cup o'joe. Michael michael Thank you. Katy katy I have an idea. Why don't I introduce you around, you know you can kind of get your foot in the door, meet potential clientele, right? Michael michael Gosh, I would love to but, my purses, I should, um... Katy katy Oh, um, well, we could have Ryan take a look. Ryan, would you look after the purses, please? Michael michael I'm installing File Share on all the computers. Ryan ryan Yeah, well, bladdy-bluda-blah-blah. Techno-babble. Just do it, okay. We have company. Right? Michael michael You should sell a lot here because this branch made over a million dollars last year. Not that we're all millionaires. I'm probably closest. So here's Oscar. Oscar, this is Katy. Michael michael I'm on the phone. Oscar oscar Oooh-ooh. Oscar the grouch. Right? I thought of that. Michael michael That was on Sesame Street. Katy katy I know. I know. I made the connection. Can you believe he'd never heard that before he worked here? Michael michael No, I don't believe that. Katy katy I know, it's unbelievable. Michael michael It's nice having Katy around. It's another person for Michael to um, interact with. Pam pam Here is Toby from Human Resources. Katy, Toby. Michael michael Hi Katy katy Hi, nice to meet you. Toby toby Toby, Katy. Michael michael Hey, um did you go to uh, Bishop O'Hara? Toby toby Yeah. Katy katy Yeah, me too. Toby toby Cool. What year were you there? Katy katy Eighty-nine. Toby toby Toby's divorced. He uh, guh recently, right? Michael michael Yeah. Toby toby You and your wife, and you have kids. Michael michael A girl. Toby toby Oh that so - that was really messy. He slept one night in your car too? Michael michael [looks resigned] Toby toby I should probably get back to my table. Katy katy Okay. Alright. Cool. See ya in a bit. [looks at picture on Toby's desk] Oh, she's cute. Cutie-pie. Back to work. Michael michael I live by one rule. No office romances. No way. Very messy. Inappropriate. No. But, I live by another rule: Just do it. Nike. Michael michael Hey, Jimmy what do you think of that little purse girl, huh? Roy roy Cute, sure, yeah. Jim jim Why don't you get on that? Roy roy She's not really my type. Jim jim What are you gay? Roy roy Hmmm, I don't think so. Nope. Jim jim What is your type? Kevin kevin [glances at Pam] Moms, primarily. Yep. Soccer moms. Single moms. NASCAR moms. Any type of moms, really. Jim jim That's disgusting. Roy roy Stay away from my mom. Kevin kevin Too late, Kev. Jim jim [Katy walks through breakroom] Man, I would be all over that if I wasn't dating Pam. Roy roy We're not dating, we're engaged. Pam pam Engaged, yeah. Roy roy Pam and I are good buddies. I'm sort of Pam's go-to guy for her problems. You know with stuff like work, or uh, her fiance Roy. Or uh... Nope, those are pretty much her only two problems. Jim jim She'd be perfect for you. Jim jim Hmmm... she's been talking to Michael a lot. Dwight dwight So, what? You're Assistant Regional Manager. Jim jim Assistant to the Regional Manager. Dwight dwight Well, you know what Dwight? He's your work boss, okay? He is not your relationship boss. Jim jim That's true. Dwight dwight Plus you have so much more to talk to this girl about, You're both um, salesmen. I mean that's something right there. Jim jim True. Plus I can talk to her about the origins of my last name. Dwight dwight It's all gold. Jim jim Guys are usually my best customers, they buy the high end stuff like the beads and the sequins and stuff. For gifts, you know? They don't know what they are looking at. So I make suggestions. Katy katy Alright. Here's the thing okay, you just keep talking to her. If you hit a stall you have a perfect fall back. Jim jim What's that? Dwight dwight You buy a purse. Jim jim I don't want a purse. Purses are for girls. Dwight dwight Dwight, that's not necessarily true. Do you read GQ? Jim jim No. Dwight dwight Okay, I do. There like mini briefcases, alright? Lots of guys have them. Jim jim Like those? Dwight dwight Yes. Listen, you are spending way too much time talking to me, when you could be talking to her. Jim jim Okay, I'm just going to use the bathroom, and then I'm going... Dwight dwight No. You don't need the bathroom. You've got it. Go. Jim jim Okay, shhhh stop... stop whatever you're doing because this is going to be good. Jim jim [smiles] Pam pam [mimicing Dwight in high-falsetto voice] Hi my name's Dwight Schrute and I would like to buy a purse from you. Good lord, look at these purses! This is something special. Oh my God is this Salvatore Di-chini-asta? Jim jim [mimicing Katy] Oh definitely, definitely step in and out of it like that. Pam pam Yes, well I want to stress test it. You know, in case anything happens. Jim jim Oh! Pam pam Oh! That was really. [Dwight hits purse against table] This is necessary to do to really give it a good workout. This is the ooooh... This is the prettiest one of all. Jim jim Oh... Pam pam I'm going to be the prettiest girl in the ball. Oh, how much? Jim jim Oh, God. It's sad. It's so sad. Pam pam [whispering] Here he comes, shhh... Jim jim [gives Dwight a thumbs-up - mouths the word] Good. Jim jim [smiles in agreement] Pam pam He did pick a good one. Jim jim You're horrible. Pam pam This one's really good for a hot date. Katy katy Yeah, what's that? Pam pam [laughs] Katy katy I'm engaged. So... Pam pam Congratulations. You need a hot date more than anyone. Katy katy I wished, right? Pam pam Giggle-giggle, juji-juji, I get it, I get it. Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood over here right? [to Katy] So how's that uh, coffee from earlier? Michael michael Good. Katy katy Ah, I knew it. Guzzled it down. You greedy little thing. So, uh, Pam is this your lunch break, or was that earlier when you were eating in the kitchen with those guys? Michael michael [Pam sheepishly hands Katy the purse and leaves] None none [whispers] Sorry. Katy katy Busted. Michael michael [to Pam] Come back... Katy katy Oh hey, I want to show you something. Come here I want to show you something. I know you are going to like this. Picked it up today. A thousand big ones. Michael michael Is that from Starbucks? Katy katy Yes. This is a Starbucks digital barista. This is the mack daddy of espresso makers. Michael michael Wow. Is that for the office? Katy katy Oh, I know what you're thinking. You're not prying this out of my hands, but don't tempt me because I'll give it to you! Michael michael I wouldn't think of it. Katy katy Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office. It's a drug. It is quite literally a drug that speeds people up. It's not the only drug that speeds people up. You hear stories about Dunder Mifflin in the eighties before everybody knew how bad cocaine was. Guh. Man, did they move paper! Michael michael [Katy reading text message on her phone] Oh the rotating um, steam wand. [Katy looks annoyed] What? What's the matter? Michael michael Oh, nothing. My ride just bailed on me. Katy katy Oh, oh! God. I'm sorry. Is there...? Michael michael Oh no, it's um... Katy katy Where you going? Nearby? Because I can give you a ride. Michael michael No... Katy katy Seriously. No, really. Michael michael No. I really don't want to inconvenience you. Katy katy God! No, no, no, no. No inconvenience. I mean I'm out of here at five sharp. Michael michael At five? Katy katy I can go earlier. 'Cause I'm the boss. You know, whatever. I'm out of here slaves. Michael michael Okay. Katy katy What? Michael michael Okay, I guess that would be, I guess that would be okay. Katy katy Okay. Sounds good. Sounds good. Five o'clock sharp. I will give you and your purses a ride home. Michael michael Okay. Cool. Katy katy Excellent. Michael michael Cool. Katy katy Great. Cool. Cool. [takes deep breath - looks at camera] Yeah, okay. Michael michael I should have never let the Temp touch this thing. I had all these great icons and now I have four folders. So.. Michael michael It's actually better this way. Dwight dwight No it's not. Because I could just click on the icon and then I'm onto-- Michael michael Michael could I ask you something? I wanted to ask your permission to ask out Katy. I know it's against the rules and everything. Because... Dwight dwight No, no, no it's not against the rules. She's not a permanent employee so it's not. Michael michael Thank you, Michael. I appreciate this so much. Dwight dwight But I think you should just know that I am going to be giving her a ride home later. Michael michael What? Dwight dwight She asked me for a ride and so I am going to give her a ride home. Michael michael Is that all it is? Just a ride home? Like a taxicab? Dwight dwight Well, might be a ride home. Might be a ride home and we stop for coffee and dot-dot-dot... Michael michael Please. Please, I am your inferior and I'm asking you this favor. Can you promise me that it will just be a ride home? Dwight dwight No. I cannot promise you that. Michael michael You cannot promise me, or you won't promise me? Dwight dwight Listen, Dwight. Michael michael Do you love her? Dwight dwight [laughs] Dwight, no. I don't know. It's too early to tell. I don't know how I feel. [Dwight sadly looks away] Michael michael I think you've made a really good choice, she's really going to like that. Katy katy Hmmm... Stanley stanley Espresso? Michael michael Oh, thank you. Katy katy You're welcome. Thank you. Hmmm-hmm-hmm. Michael michael Is that from the machine that was in your office? Stanley stanley Ummm-hmmm... Michael michael I thought that was the incentive prize for the top salesperson. Stanley stanley Very easy to clean. Michael michael [Stanley walks out] None none Okay. Like he's going to win anyway, right? [laughs] Michael michael Did we get any mail? Michael michael Yeah, I gave it to you. Pam pam Yes you did. Yes, you did. Just checkin'. Just checkin', double checkin', checkin' on the check. Thoroughness is very important in an office and... Michael michael So, can I..? [points to the door] Pam pam Yeah, yeah, of course. Uh, Pam, one more thing. Um, how do girls your age feel about futons? Michael michael A futon? Jim jim [nods] Pam pam He's a grown man Jim jim That's what he said. Pam pam That's sad. Or it's innovative. Well, you know the futon is a bed and couch all rolled into one. [Jim sees Roy and trails off] Jim jim What's up? Roy roy [not looking at Roy] Hi. Pam pam Are you still mad at me? Roy roy Roy... Pam pam Come on [begins to tickle Pam] Roy roy Cut it out. Pam pam Come on, you mad at me? Roy roy Stop it. [laughing] Pam pam Are you still mad at me now? Roy roy [giggling] Cut it out. Pam pam Are you mad at me now? Roy roy Stop. [giggling] Pam pam Huh? huh? Come on... Come on, Pammy I was just kidding. Roy roy [breathless] Stop, I can't breathe. Pam pam I was just kidding. You know I didn't mean it. I can't... Roy roy Jim is a great guy. He's like a brother to me. We're like best friends in the office and I really hope he finds someone. Pam pam You seem to like to touch things. Did you try the velvet? Katy katy I don't like to necessarily touch things. I'm just... I'm shopping. Angela angela Oh no, it's fine that you, um. Here, what about the raspberry one? It's really uh, kind of festive. It's got a lot of personality. Katy katy Yeah, uh no. Angela angela Hey, how's it going? Good. Can I talk to you for a second? In private? Dwight dwight I don't think so I'm really busy. Katy katy It will just take a second. Dwight dwight I can't. Katy katy Just for a minute. Dwight dwight I really can't. Katy katy Please? I wanted to talk to you in private because I wanted to ask you out on a date. Dwight dwight No. Katy katy Ok was that no to talking to me in private, or was that no to the date? Dwight dwight Both. Katy katy [Dejected, Dwight walks out slowly] None none What colors do you like? Katy katy Gray. Dark Gray. Charcoal. Angela angela Ryan. Michael michael Yeah. Ryan ryan Would you like to help me with a special project? Michael michael I would love to. Ryan ryan Alright. Michael michael [in Michael's car] Okay, just throw out all the empties. Michael michael You don't want to recycle them? Ryan ryan Um, yes. Throw them away in the recycling bin. Michael michael Do you want this? [holding a full bottle of water] Ryan ryan No. Michael michael What about this bottle of power drink? Ryan ryan Uh, what flavor? Michael michael Blue. Ryan ryan Blue's not a flavor. Michael michael It says flavor: Blue Blast. Ryan ryan Oh, Blue Blast. Yes, put that in the trunk, and there should be an unopened Arctic Chill back there. I want that in the passengers cupholder. Thank you. Michael michael Hi. Jim jim Hi. Katy katy I'm Jim, by the way. Jim jim I'm Katy. Katy katy Hi Katy, nice to meet you. Jim jim You sit out there, don't you? Katy katy I do. That's what I'm best known for. Sitting out there. Alright, let's talk about purses. Jim jim Okay, um... Katy katy Katy but you know what, don't try to sell me one. Okay, seriously 'cause I'm just here to learn. Jim jim Okay. [laughs] Katy katy Okay, so I know about most of these, but you know you can... Jim jim Okay. Katy katy What, stop! Whoa! That's my Drakkar Noir. Michael michael No, this is Rite Aid Night Swept. Ryan ryan No, it is a perfect smell-alike. I'm not paying for the label. Right here. Give it. Michael michael Well, it's empty. Ryan ryan Not it's not, there's some in the straw. [Michael opens bottle and wipes straw along his neck] There, now you may throw it out. Michael michael Wow. How many filet-o-fishes did you eat? Ryan ryan That's over several months, Ryan. Michael michael [Under his breath] Still. Ryan ryan What's up? Jim jim I'm bored. Pam pam Thank you for choosing me. Jim jim No, I'm kidding. Um, so you got big plans this weekend? Pam pam Ah, well I think I'm gonna see Katy. Jim jim Really? Pam pam Yeah. Jim jim What are you guys going to do? Pam pam Oh, man I don't know. Uh, dinner, drinks, movie, matching tattoos. Jim jim That's great. Pam pam And stuff... yeah. Jim jim That's cool. Pam pam What are you doing? Jim jim I, I was gonna say, I think that um, we're gonna help Roy's cousin move. Pam pam Okay. Jim jim 'Cause Roy's got a truck. Pam pam That's cool. Jim jim Uh, huh. Yes. Pam pam That is cool. Well, I'll see you Monday though, right? Jim jim Great. Pam pam Okay. Jim jim Okay, I'm gonna head back. Pam pam Alright. Jim jim I think in order to be a ladies man, it's imperative that people don't know you're a ladies man, so I kind of play that close to the chest. I don't know, what can I say? Women are attracted to power. And I think other people have told me that I have a very symmetrical face. [laughs] I don't know. I don't know. Maybe they're right? I don't know. Michael michael Sure you don't want me to help you with that? Cause I can grab that no problem. Michael michael Goodnight, it was nice to meet some of you. Katy katy See you later. Goodnight. Goodnight, Jim. Michael michael Goodnight, Michael. Jim jim Where you going? Michael michael I don't know. Grab a drink, I think? Jim jim With us? Michael michael I uh, I probably should have told you, I don't need a ride now 'cause Jim can take me home after so you're off the hook. Katy katy Okay. Great. Off the hook. Excellent. Okay, cool. Michael michael I got this. [taking Katy's bag from Michael] Jim jim Alright, have fun. Michael michael Thanks. Katy katy I got it. Jim jim Don't drink and drive. Michael michael Take it easy. Michael michael Have a good night. Jim jim You too, have a good night. Michael michael You got that? Katy katy Oh, yeah. You sold a lot, so it's lighter. Jim jim Good. Here. Squeeze it inside. Katy katy Alright now, I'm gonna warn you. Don't freak out, okay? Jim jim Why? Katy katy This is a really nice car. In case you haven't noticed, this is a Corolla. Okay. Jim jim It's a... it's a very nice car. Katy katy You're not going to freak out? Jim jim Do I have a special someone? Uh well, yeah of course. A bunch of 'em. My employees. If I had to choose between a one-night-stand with some stupid cow I pick-up in a bar, and these people? I'd pick them every time. Because with them, it is an everyday stand and I still know their names in the morning. Michael michael The perfect girl for me would be Konikotaka. She has the most amazing story. She was orphaned at age 10 when both her parents were assassinated, and she was taken in by a wealthy, but very cruel, businessman. So she practiced aikido in secret for years until she could avenge the death of her parents. She's also a survivor of monster rape. Dwight dwight This is really well made. Good stitching. Excellent fabric. [shakes the purse from side to side by it's handle] You sell a lot of these? Dwight dwight It's very popular, yeah. Katy katy I knew it. Is it waterproof? Dwight dwight I'm not sure. It's faux snakeskin. Katy katy Snakes are waterproof. So, I'm betting that it's waterproof. Do you know the difference between a snake and an eel? Dwight dwight No. Katy katy 'Cause I could look it up real easily. Dwight dwight You're really into reptiles, huh? Katy katy My belt's made out of alligator. Check it out. [lifts shirt] Dwight dwight Oh, um, it's okay. Katy katy Dwight. Dwight. Dwight! Okay, that's it. Keep it in your pants. Michael michael I was just showing her my belt. Dwight dwight Well, don't do that. Where are your glasses? Michael michael I.... Dwight dwight He wears glasses. Did you know that? Michael michael Not all the time. Dwight dwight Well, now suddenly he can see. [laughs] Okay, take off. See ya. Bye-bye. [gives coffee to Katy] There you go steaming hot cup of joe. Michael michael Thank you. Katy katy Oh, I know your hero. Yeah, saving you from Animal Planet Jack over there. [laughs] Michael michael Ha. Yeah, asks a lot of questions. Katy katy Yeah, yeah he is the worst. Michael michael What's the um, saying, "once their laughing they're... that's... Once they're laughing that's 50 percent of them being horizontal. So, not that I'm just... Not that that's my... that's what I'm trying to do, but I think it helps kind of melts the ice. Breaks the ice, melts... Breaks the ice and melts them. Melts their hearts. Michael michael Thank you, Al Gore... for the Internet. Can send messages from one side the global to the other in the blink of an eye. Can you believe we couldn't do that ten years ago? Michael michael We could do that ten years ago. Katy katy Right, but 20 years ago we couldn't and that is amazing. Here's Toby from Human Resources. This is Katy. Toby, Katy. Michael michael Hi. Toby toby Hi. Katy katy Hey, did you go to Bishop Ohara? Toby toby Yeah. Katy katy Yeah, me too. Toby toby Cool, what year where you there? Katy katy '89. Toby toby Oh. Katy katy [talking over Toby and Katy] Toby's divorced. God, that's hard. That really ripped you up. She got the kids right? That'll damage ya. Sorry man. That's uh, that's a bad one. How much you paying her? What can, you can't even afford anything now, right? You're all right though, right? Don't ask me for a raise. [laughs] Cup of Soup's a good idea though. That'll... that's a good budgetary thing to do. Michael michael It's just a snack. Toby toby Well, they're good snacks. They're good food, good meals, good lunch. Roman noodles are good too. You still sleepin' in the car? Michael michael No. Toby toby 'Cause he slept in the car a couple times. Michael michael Just the once. Toby toby Are you still taking the antidepressants? 'Cause it was a good idea. 'Cause it'll help. It'll help, man. Michael michael I'm gonna go back to my table. Katy katy Okay. I'll see you in a bit. [whispering] She's pretty cute isn't she? See you in a bit. Michael michael I mean whatever one you want. Ryan ryan Um, I like that one I think. [Ryan hands her a purse] Kelly kelly Yeah, I mean, it looks real good, probably. Ryan ryan You know Michael's been talking to her too. Pam pam Oh, really? Jim jim What do you think his chances are? Pam pam Well, Pam I'm not gonna lie to you, he's chances are none. Um, he's 41 years old, he is losing his hair and his cell phone ring is "Mambo #5." So... Jim jim [laughs] I like that song. Pam pam I don't know though. I mean, you know that was a hit. Jim jim [laughs] 10 years ago. Pam pam Yeah, was it 10? Yeah, I have it on a mix tape from junior high. Jim jim Went well? Jim jim I think it did. Dwight dwight You know what, just in case she's looking you should put some stuff in it. Jim jim Seriously? Dwight dwight Anything. [Dwight begins to fill his new purse] Good. Yup. Jim jim What else? Dwight dwight Post-it Notes. Wow, that purse holds a lot. Jim jim It's a mini-briefcase. Dwight dwight Yeah, oh, I know. Looks great. [Dwight throws the purse over his right shoulder and gets back to work] Jim jim Do you like Steve Miller? Kevin kevin No. Katy katy 'Cause I'm in a Steve Miller Tribute... Tribute Band. Kevin kevin Hey, Dwight. I need your stapler. Jim jim It's in my purse. Dwight dwight Oh, great thanks. Jim jim Let me describe the perfect date. I take her out to a nice dinner. She looks amazing. Some guy tries to hit on her. Uh, now he wants to fight. So I grab him. I throw him into a jukebox. Then the other ninja's got a knife. He comes at me. We grapple. I turn his knife on him. Blood on the dance floor. She's scared now, I take her home. I'm holding her in my arms. I reach in for a kiss. I hear something in the leaves. I flip her around. She gets a poison arrow right in her back. She was in on it the whole time. But, I knew. Dwight dwight All right. That's looking good. Hey um, Ryan do you have any music I can borrow. Michael michael What kind do you like? Ryan ryan Ah, I know, everything really. I love it all. I love music. Michael michael Okay, do you like hip-hop? Do you like indie rock? Ryan ryan Yes, I love both of those so much. A lot of 'em. Michael michael Okay. Do you like The Strokes? Ryan ryan Mmm hmm. I like 'em. Michael michael Do you like The Hives? Ryan ryan Yes. God. They're awesome. Michael michael You like the Fleebulls, The Glorps? Ryan ryan Uh huh. Yup. That last thing they did was great. Michael michael Yeah, I had a feeling you would like those. Ryan ryan Cool, so maybe hook me up with some Fleebulls and some Hive. Michael michael Absolutely. Ryan ryan All right. This is gonna be good. Michael michael Hi, here you can have this. [Dwight gives Kelly his purse] It's a mini-briefcase, but you can use it as a purse. Dwight dwight Uh, thank you. Kelly kelly