[
    {
        "season_id": 1,
        "episodes": [
            {
                "title": "Pilot",
                "description": "The premiere episode introduces the boss and staff of the Dunder-Mifflin Paper Company in Scranton, Pennsylvania in a documentary about the workplace.",
                "episode_id": 1,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 99,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 46,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 37,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 35,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jan",
                        "appearances": 12,
                        "id": "jan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 10,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Oscar",
                        "appearances": 6,
                        "id": "oscar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Roy",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "roy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Documentary Crew Member",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "documentary-crew-member"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Todd Packer",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "todd-packer"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Michel",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "michel"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Man",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "man"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right Jim. Your quarterlies look very good. How are things at the library?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, I told you. I couldn’t close it. So…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So you’ve come to the master for guidance? Is this what you’re saying, grasshopper?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Actually, you called me in here, but yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right. Well, let me show you how it’s done."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[on the phone] Yes, I’d like to speak to your office manager, please. Yes, hello. This is Michael Scott. I am the Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products. Just wanted to talk to you manager-a-manger."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right. Done deal. Thank you very much, sir. You’re a gentleman and a scholar. Oh, I’m sorry. OK. I’m sorry. My mistake. [hangs up]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That was a woman I was talking to, so… She had a very low voice. Probably a smoker, so… [Clears throat] So that’s the way it’s done."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’ve, uh, I’ve been at Dunder Mifflin for 12 years, the last four as Regional Manager. If you want to come through here… See we have the entire floor. So this is my kingdom, as far as the eye can see. This is our receptionist, Pam. Pam! Pam-Pam! Pam Beesly. Pam has been with us for…  forever. Right, Pam?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Well. I don’t know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "If you think she’s cute now, you should have seen her a couple of years ago. [growls]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Any messages?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Uh, yeah. Just a fax."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh! Pam, this is from Corporate. How many times have I told you? There’s a special filing cabinet for things from corporate."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You haven’t told me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s called the wastepaper basket! Look at that! Look at that face."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "People say I am the best boss. They go, “God we’ve never worked in a place like this before. You’re hilarious.” “And you get the best out of us.” [shows the camera his WORLD’S BEST BOSS mug] I think that pretty much sums it up. I found it at Spencer Gifts."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[singing] Shall I play for you? Pa rum pump um pum [Imitates heavy drumming] I have no gifts for you. Pa rum pump um pum [Imitates heavy drumming]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "My job is to speak to clients on the phone about… uh, quantities and type of copier paper. You know, whether we can supply it to them. Whether they can pay for it. And… I’m boring myself just talking about this."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Whassup!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Whassup! I still love that after seven years."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Whassup!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Whassup!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Whass…up!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Whassup."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Strains, grunts] What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Nothing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK. All right. See you later."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "All right. Take care."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Back to work."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[on her cell phone] Just before lunch. That would be great."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Corporate really doesn’t really interfere with me at all. Jan Levinson Gould. [walking out of his office] Jan, hello.  I call her Hillary Rodham Clinton. Right? Not to her face, because… well, not because I’m scared of her. Because I’m not. But, um… Yeah."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Alright, was there anything you wanted to add to the agenda?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um… Me no get an agenda."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "What? I’m sorry?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I didn’t get any agenda."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Well, I faxed one over to you this morning."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Really? I didn’t… [looks at Pam] Did we get a fax this morning?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Uh, yeah, the one…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Why isn’t it in my hand? A company runs on efficiency of communication, right? So what’s the problem, Pam? Why didn’t I get it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You put in the garbage can that was a special filing cabinet."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, that was a joke. That was a joke that was actually my brother’s, and… It was supposed to be with bills and it doesn’t work great with faxes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Do you want to look at mine?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, yeah. Lovely. Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "OK. Since the last meeting, Ellen and the board have decided we can’t justify a Scranton branch and a Stamford branch."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael, don’t panic."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no, no, no, this is good. This is good. This is fine. Excellent."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "No, no, no, Michael, listen OK. Don’t panic. We haven’t made… We haven’t decided."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All the alarm bells are kind of going… ringie-dingie-ding!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I’ve spoken to Josh in Stamford. I’ve told him the same as you and it’s up to either him or you to convince me that your branch can incorporate the other."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK. No problem."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "This does, however, mean that there is going to be downsizing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Me no wanna hear that, Jan. Because downsizing is a bitch. It is a real bitch. And I wouldn’t wish that on Josh’s men. I certainly wouldn’t wish it on my men. Or women, present company excluded. Sorry. Uh, is Josh concerned about downsizing himself? Not downsizing himself but is he concerned about downsizing?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Question. How long do we have to… [Telephone rings] Oh uh, Todd Packer, terrific rep. Do you mind if I take it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Go ahead."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michel",
                                "text": "Packman."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "Hey, you big queen."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, that’s not appropriate."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "Hey, is old Godzillary coming in today?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, I don’t know what you mean."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "I’ve been meaning to ask her one question. Does the carpet match the drapes?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, my God! Oh! That’s… horrifying. Horrible. Horrible person."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "So do you think we could keep a lid on this for now? I don’t want to worry people unnecessarily."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, absolutely. Under this regime, it will not leave this office. [zips his lips] Like that."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "So what does downsizing actually mean?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Well…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "You guys better update your resumes just like I’m doing."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I bet it’s gonna be me. Probably gonna be me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Yeah, it’ll be you."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I have an important question for you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yes?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Are you going to Angela’s cat party on Sunday?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, stop. That is ridiculous."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Am I going to tell them? No, I am not going to tell them. I don’t see the point of that. As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they had cancer."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "This is Mr. Scott."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Guilty! Guilty as charged!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Ryan Howard from the temp agency. Daniqua sent me down to start today."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Howard, like Moe Howard. Three Stooges."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yup."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Watch this. This is Moe. Nyuck-nyuck-nyuck-nyuck-nyuck. Mee! [hold hand up for a high five] Ah, right here. Three Stooges. Oh, Pam. It’s a guy thing, Pam. I’m sort of a student of comedy. Watch this. Here we go. [Yelling in cod German] I’m Hitler. Adolf Hitler. [Continues with cod German]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I don’t think it would be the worst thing if they let me go because then I might… I don’t think it’s many little girls’ dream to be a receptionist. I like to do illustrations. Um… Mostly watercolor. A few oil pencil. Um, Jim thinks they’re good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Sure. Mr. Davis, let me call you right back. Yeah, something just came up. Two minutes. Thank you very much. Dwight, what are you doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What are you doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Just clearing my desk. I can’t concentrate."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "It’s not on your desk."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It’s overlapping. It’s all spilling over the edge. One word, two syllables. Demarcation."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You can’t do that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Why not?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Safety violation. I could fall and pierce an organ."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[crosses fingers] We’ll see. [Dwight begins smashing pencils with his phone] This is why the whole downsizing thing just doesn’t bother me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Downsizing?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Downsizing? I have no problem with that. I have been recommending downsizing since I first got here. I even brought it up in my interview. I say, bring it on."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You just still have these messages from yesterday."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Relax. Everything’s under control. Uh, yeah. Yeah. That’s important. Right. Oh this is so important, I should run to answer it. [Imitating Six-Million Dollar Man sound effect]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Come on. Six-Million Dollar Man! Steve Austin! Actually, that would be a good salary for me, don’t you think? Six million dollars? Memo to Jan. I deserve a raise."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Don’t we all?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m sorry?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Nothing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "If you’re unhappy with your compensation, maybe you should take it up with HR. OK. Not today, OK? Pam, just be professional. [Sighs]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I think I’m a role model here. I think I garner people’s respect. [Imitating a PA] Attention all Dunder Mifflin employees, please. We have a meeting in the conference room, ASAP."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "People I respect, heroes of mine, would be Bob Hope… Abraham Lincoln, definitely. Bono. And probably God would be the fourth one. And I just think all those people really helped the world in so many ways that it’s really beyond words. It’s really incalculable."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Now I know there’s some rumors out there and I just kind of want to set the record straight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m Assistant Regional Manager. I should know first."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Assistant to the Regional Manager."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "OK, um, can you just tell me please? Just tell me quietly. Can you whisper it in my ear?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m about to tell everybody. I’m just about to tell everybody."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Can’t you just tell us."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Please, OK? Do you want me to tell ’em?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You don’t know what it is. [Laughs]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "OK. You tell ’em. With my permission. Permission granted."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t need your permission."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Go ahead."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Corporate has deemed it appropriate to enforce an ultimatum upon me. And Jan is thinking about downsizing either the Stamford branch or this branch."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I heard they might be closing this branch down. That’s just the rumor going around. This is my first day. I don’t really know."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Yeah but Michael, what if they downsize here?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Not gonna happen."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "It could be out of your hands Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It won’t be out of my hands Stanley, OK. I promise you that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Can you promise that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "On his mother’s grave."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, yeah, it is a promise. And frankly, I’m a little insulted that you have to keep asking about it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "It’s just that we need to know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know. Hold on a second. I think Pam wanted to say something. Pam, you had a look that you wanted to ask a question just then."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I was in the meeting with Jan and she did say that it could be this branch that gets the axe."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Man",
                                "text": "Are you sure about that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, Pam maybe you should stick to the ongoing confidentiality agreement of meetings."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Pam, information is power."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "You can’t say for sure whether it’ll be us or them, can you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, Stanley. No, you did not see me in there with her. I said if Corporate wants to come in here and interfere, then they’re gonna have to go through me. Right? You can go mess with Josh’s people, but I’m the head of this family, and you ain’t gonna be messing with my chillin."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head? You know? Tonnage price of manila folders? Um, Pam’s favorite flavor of yogurt, which is mixed berry."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Jim said mixed berries? Well, yeah, he’s on to me. Um… [Laughs]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Watch out for this guy. Dwight Schrute in the building. This is Ryan, the new temp."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "What’s up? Nice to meet you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Introduce yourself. Be polite."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Assistant to the Regional Manager. So, uh, Dwight tell him about the kung fu and the car and everything."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Uh… yeah I got a ’78 280Z. Bought it for $1,200. Fixed it up. It’s now worth three grand."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s his profit."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "New engine, new suspension, I got a respray. I’ve got some photos."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Damn it! Jim!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK. Hold on, hold on. The judge is in session. What is the problem here?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "He put my stuff in Jell-O again."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[Laughing]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That’s real professional thanks. That’s the third time and it wasn’t funny the first two times either Jim."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It’s OK here, but people sometimes take advantage because it’s so relaxed. I’m a volunteer Sheriff’s Deputy on the weekends. And you cannot screw around there. That’s sort of one of the rules."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What is that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That is my stapler."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no, no. Do not take it out. You have to eat it out of there, because there are starving people in the world [turns to camera] which I hate, and it is a waste of that kind of food."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "OK you know what, you can be a witness. [points to Ryan] Can you reprimand him?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "How do you know it was me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It’s always you. Are you going to discipline him or not?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Discipline. Kinky! [Laughs] All right, here’s the deal you guys. The thing about a practical joke is you have to know when to start and as well as when to stop."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And yeah, Jim this is the time to stop putting Dwight’s personal effects into Jell-O."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "OK. Dwight, I’m sorry, because I have always been your biggest flan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Laughing] Nice. That’s the way it is around here. It just kind of goes round and round."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "You should’ve put him in custardy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey! Yes! New guy! He scores."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "OK, that’s great. I guess what I’m most concerned with is damage to company property. That’s all."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Pudding. Pudding… I’m trying to think of another dessert to do."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Do you like going out at the end of the week for a drink?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "That’s why we’re all going out. So we can have an end-of-the-week-drink."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "So when are we going out?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Tonight, hopefully."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "OK. Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Hey, man."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What’s going on?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Hey, baby."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Roy’s my fiance. We’ve been engaged about three years. We were supposed to get married in September but I think we’re gonna get married in the spring."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Do you mind if I go out for a drink with these guys?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "No, no. Come on. Let’s get out of here and go home."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "OK. I’m gonna be a few minutes. So it’s only twenty past five. I still have to do my faxes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You know what? You should come with us. Because you know we’re all going out and it could be a good chance for you to see what people are like outside the office. I think it could be fun."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "It sounds good. Seriously, we’ve gotta get going."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Um… What’s in the bag?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Just tell her I’ll talk to her later."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, definitely. All right, dude. Awesome. Will do."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Do I think I’ll be invited to the wedding? [scratches head]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So have you felt the vibe yet? We work hard, we play hard. Sometimes we play hard when we should be working hard. Right? I guess the atmosphere that I’ve created here is that I’m a friend first, and a boss second… and probably an entertainer third. [Knock at door] Just a second. Right? Oh, hey do you like The Jamie Kennedy Experiment? Punk’d and all that kind of stuff?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You are gonna be my accomplice. Just go along with it, OK?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "All right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Just follow my lead. Don’t pimp me, all right? Come in. So, uh, Corporate just said that I don’t want to…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You got a fax."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, thank you. Pam, can you come in here for a sec. Just have a seat. I was gonna call you in anyway. You know Ryan. As you know, there is going to be downsizing. And you have made my life so much easier in that I am going to have to let you go first."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What? Why?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Why? Well, theft and stealing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Stealing? What am I supposed to have stolen?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Post-it Notes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Post-it Notes? What are those worth, 50 cents?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "50 cents, yeah. If you steal a thousand Post-It Notes at 50 cents apiece, and you know,  you’ve made a profit… margin. You’re gonna run us out of business, Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Are you serious?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah. I am."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I can’t believe this. I mean I have never even stolen as much as a paperclip and you’re firing me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "But the best thing about it is that we’re not going to have to give you any severance pay. Because that is gross misconduct and… Just clean out your desk. I’m sorry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Pam starts crying] You been X’d punk! [Laughing] Surprise! It’s a joke. We were joking around. See? OK. He was in on it. He was my accomplice. And it was kind of a morale booster thing. And we were showing the new guy around, giving him the feel of the place. So you… God, we totally got you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You’re a jerk."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t know about that."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What is the most important thing for a company? Is it the cash flow? Is it the inventory? Nuh-uh. It’s the people. The people. My proudest moment here was not when I increased profits by 17% or when I cut expenses without losing a single employee. No, no, no, no, no. It was a young Guatemalan guy. First job in the country, barely spoke English. He came to me, and said, “Mr. Scott, would you be the godfather of my child?” Wow. Wow. Didn’t work out in the end. We had to let him go. He sucked."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "How are things?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Good. I thought you were going out for a drink with…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh no, I just decided not to. How’s your headache?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s better, thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Good. Good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "That’s great"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Is…?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Um… Are you…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Am I walking out?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yes, I… Do you want to…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Great. Let me just…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[Car horn honking] Oh, Roy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah. Listen, have a nice weekend."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, definitely. You too. Enjoy it. [looks at camera] You know what, just come here."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Dwight Schrute. My father’s name, also Dwight Schrute. My grandfather’s name, Dweide Schrude, Amish. That’s my family. I don’t know where they came, the Amish, came from originally. Uh, Amland."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[holding up a Dundie and pretending it is talking] Hello. I’m Michael Scott. I’m the best boss in the world."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "My name is Jim Halpert and I am a sales rep, which is a very important job. Um, without me dozens literally dozens of small businesses would go paperless. They would have to write on their hands, or bed sheets, or who knows you know. Total chaos, total chaos. I mean or they could get their paper somewhere else. Staples maybe. I don’t know."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Pam! Pam-Pam! Pam has been with us for… forever. Right, Pam?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I guess."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, at one time or another every guy in the office has sprayed on Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Messages?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "People respond to the human touch and that’s what I give them. I can look at a client and I can say, “Hello, how are you? How’s business been going?” And we can go back and forth for sometime and uh, then I’ll say, How much, how many reams do you want?” And they’ll order it and then I’ll take care of all the sales. I’ll make sure that they get that paper. And they appreciate that."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ah, right here. Three Stooges. High five. [Michael and Ryan high five] Oh, Pam. It’s a guy thing, Pam. [camera cuts to Pam then back to Michael] Now, who was the one before Curly?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Uh, Shemp."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Curly? Very good. Curly Joe DeRita."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Just Curly. Joe DeRita was different."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, comedy’s kinda my thing. Watch this, here’s Curly Joe. Mmm. Me, me, me, me, me, me. Me, me, me, me, me, me. Oh, I forgot. Here we go. [Yelling in cod German] I’m Hitler. Right. [Continues with cod German] Me, me, me, me, me, me. Curly Joe Hitler. [laughs]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All these people are walking around and they’re happy and their lives are just going along, ignorance is bliss. But if they knew what was lurking on the other side of that fence that furry monster. [imitating monster] “I’m gonna get you, downsizing.” No. They wouldn’t… They’d freak. And I’m not going to play God. They look to me for support. And they look to me for guidance and leadership. And I think if I could lie to them and it serves them, then that’s what I’m going to do."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So this is our sales staff. They are the ones who are making calls and making us lots of money. [comes to a screeching halt and laughs] This is accounting. The numbers dudes. Do not let the job description fool you, they are all completely crazy. Especially that guy, he is a mental patient. [camera zooms in on Kevin] Not literally of course, that wouldn’t work. The last place you’d want somebody like that is accounting. [hides behind office plant] “Very interesting, but stupid.” Artie Johnson. It’s a crazy place."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "My name is Angela and um, I’m in charge of the accounting department. There are three of us, Kevin and Oscar."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "It’s my job to keep the books in order. And, um, I… I’m, uh, immediately below my supervisor."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Oscar, how do I describe him. He’s like a stapler. Do I need a stapler? Yes. But, I’m still the one that has to push it down."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "There’s a lot of anxiety. I don’t want to get laid off. This place is like five minutes from my house."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I don’t wanna be laid off. This is a good job for me. ‘Cause I need my nights free. I’m in a band."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Not very worried about downsizing right now. Because, uh, I think you’ve met Kevin and um…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Can I just say one thing? Um, my friend is Jewish, Art Geller. And a couple of years ago he, um, showed me how you can plant a tree in Israel, so I planted a tree. So… You know ’cause… Yeah we work in paper. Well, you know, I try to give back."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I have a lot of cat figurines on my desk. I think cats, really, are old souls. And, uh, Phyllis thinks so too."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What you don’t know… Well, it can hurt you, but if you don’t know it won’t hurt you. Then, you can just be happy for a little while at least."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What’s that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Wired."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, John Belushi. What a crazy guy. Phew, freaked myself out this morning."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah. I thought I found a lump. I checked the, uh… I check the jewels every month. This time… You know, it’s a little different. It was fine. It was fine. But freaky, man, you know. Testicular cancer, God. Cancer, whoa testicles. So… What’s, um… What you eating?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Smoked turkey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, place around the corner. Nice. All right. See you later."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Do I need to speak up? [grabs boom microphone] Hello."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 10
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Documentary Crew Member",
                                "text": "[boom microphone drops into the camera shoot] Can you move it out? Can you move it? Is that all right? Can you make that work?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That’s fine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Documentary Crew Member",
                                "text": "[new take] No, you don’t even need … That’s fine. We’ll keep it…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m sorry it makes me nervous."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Documentary Crew Member",
                                "text": "Understood, but it is what we need to capture what you’re saying as clearly as possible."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I understand. It’s in a blind spot because I’m trained in several martial arts and one of them, uh, includes, uh, an awareness that the masters bring, uh, of anything on all sides of you. It could be behind you or whatever. This is directly in a blind spot, so I’m trained to respond negatively to something right above my head. [new take] This now I have an eye on. You see, it’s on my periphery and if I needed to block it, attack it, stop it somehow. [does a martial arts move with his hands] I could come right out. I mean, I know you’re doing your job, but…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Documentary Crew Member",
                                "text": "[talking over Dwight] It’s…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m doing my job."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 11
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I think better to be a happy idiot then a, um… Then someone who knows the truth."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 12
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "Diversity Day",
                "description": "Michael's off color remark puts a sensitivity trainer in the office for a presentation, which prompts Michael to create his own.",
                "episode_id": 2,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 91,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Mr. Brown",
                        "appearances": 51,
                        "id": "mr.-brown"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 40,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 33,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 26,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 7,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
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                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Oscar",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "oscar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "toby"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim: ",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "jim:-"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "kelly"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Deleted Scene 3 Mr. Brown",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "deleted-scene-3-mr.-brown"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, uh, can I help you out in here?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Oh, I’m all set, thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Gotcha. Good. I’d go with the rows. That’s a good idea."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Today is diversity day and someone’s going to come in and talk to us about diversity. It’s something that I’ve been pushing, that I’ve been wanting to push, for a long time and Corporate mandated it. And I never actually talked to Corporate about it. They kind of beat me to the punch, the bastards. But I was going to. And I think it’s very important that we have this. I’m very, very excited."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "That’s the thing. It’s very sturdy paper and on the back it says, “100% post-consumer content.” What? Hello? Uh-huh. Wait. What? I’m sorry, Mr. Decker. I think I’m losing you. [Shedder whirring] Hello? Hello? Yeah. Hold on one second. I don’t know. Hold on one second."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Do you really have to do that right now?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes I do. I should have done it weeks ago actually."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Mr. Decker, I’m sorry about that. What were you… Can you hold on one second? Yeah, just one second. Thanks. [Power off, silence] Hello? That’s it. Perfect. So what I was saying… [Dialing tone] Hello? Thanks, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Retaliation. Tit for tit."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "That is not the expression."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Well, it should be."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "This is my biggest sale of the year. They love me over there for some reason. I’m not really sure why but I make one call over there every year, just to renew their account, and that one call ends up being 25% of my commission for the whole year, so I buy a mini bottle of champagne, celebrate a little. And this year I’m pushing recycled paper on them for one percent more. I know. I’m getting cocky. Right?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Solitaire?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah, Freecell."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Six on seven."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I know. I saw that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So then, why didn’t you do it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I’m saving that ’cause I like it when the cards go T-ts-ts-tch-tch-tch."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Who doesn’t love that?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, Oscar! How are you doing, man?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "All right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Did you have a good weekend going there?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "It was fine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh yeah, I bet it was fun. [to Mr. Brown] Oh, hey! This is Oscar—"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Martinez."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Right. See? I don’t even know, first-name basis!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Great. We’re all set."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh hey, well, diversity, everybody, let’s do it. Oscar works in… here. Jim, could you wrap it up, please?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, uh, Mr. Decker, please."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s diversity day, Jim. I wish every day was diversity day."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You know what? I’m actually going to have to call you back. Thank you. Sorry about that."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Come on people, let’s get ’em in. Get in the cards! Get in the cards!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Thank you. Thank you very much. OK. Thanks for filling these out and I promise this’ll be quick. At Diversity Today, our philosophy is about honesty and positive expectations. We believe that 99% of the problems in the workplace arise simply out of ignorance."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know what? This is a color-free-zone here. Stanley, I don’t look at you as another race."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Uh, see this is what I’m talking about. We don’t have to pretend we’re color-blind."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Exactly, were not…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "That’s fighting ignorance with more ignorance."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "With tolerance."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "No. With more ignorance."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ignorance."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Right. Exactly. Uh, instead, we need to celebrate our diversity."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Let’s celebrate."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Right. OK."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Celebrate good times. Come on! Let’s celebrate diversity. Right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Yes, exactly. Now here’s what we’re going to do. I’ve noticed that…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know what? Here’s what we’re going to do. Why don’t we go around and everybody… everybody say a race that you are attracted to sexually. I will go last. Go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I have two. White and Indian."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Actually, I’d prefer not to start that way. Michael, I would love to have your permission to run this session. Can I have your permission?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Thank you very much. And it would also help me if you were seated."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Thank you. OK. Now, at the start of the session, I had you all write down an incident that you found offensive in the workplace. Now, what I’m going to do is choose one and we’re going to act it out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "A few of the ground rules?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, hey why don’t you run it by me and I’ll run it by him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "OK, can we steer away from gay people?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Um…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m sorry. It’s an orientation. It’s not a race. Plus a lot of other races are intolerant of gays, so…paradox."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Well, we only have an hour."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I figured it would save time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK. Why don’t we just defer to Mr…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Mr. Brown."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ah. Oh, right! OK. First test. I will not call you that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Well, it’s my name. It’s not a test. OK? Um, so looking through the cards, I’ve noticed that many of you wrote down the same incident, which is ironic, because it’s the exact incident I was brought in here to respond to. Now, how many of you are familiar with the Chris Rock routine? Very good. OK."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "How come Chris Rock can do a routine and everybody finds it hilarious and ground-breaking and then I go and do the exact same routine, same comedic timing, and people file a complaint to Corporate? Is it because I’m white and Chris is black?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "So we’re going to reenact this with a more positive outcome."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I will play the Chris Rock guy. I would like to see someone else pull this off."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Well, let’s have someone who wasn’t involved in the reenactment."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK, I will play guy listening."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Great. Guy listening. Ok, anyone else remember?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I remember."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Great. You’re the Chris Rock guy and you’re guy listening."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Kevin is a great guy. He’s a great accountant. He is not much of an entertainer."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Basically, there are two types of black people and black people are actually more racist because they hate the other type of black people. Every time the one type wants to have a good time, then the other type comes in and makes a real mess."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. He’s ruin… He’s butchering it. Could you just let me… [As Chris Rock] Every time… Every time black people want to have a good time, some ignant ass… [Bleep] I take care of my kid!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Wait a second."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Bleep] They always want credit for something they supPOSED to do!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Stop it!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[As Chris Rock] What you want a cookie?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Now, this is a simple acronym. HERO. Uh, at Diversity Today, we believe it is very easy to be a HERO. All you need are honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Excuse me, I’m sorry, but that’s not all it takes to be a hero."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Oh, great. Well, what is a hero to you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "A hero kills people, people that wish him harm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "OK."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "A hero is part-human and part-supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster that must be avenged."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Ok, you’re thinking of a superhero."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "We all have a hero in our heart."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Now, I need you to take these forms. This kind of expresses the joint experience we had today. And I need you to look ’em over and sign them as kind of a group pledge."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Clears throat] I don’t think I can sign this."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "I can’t leave until you do."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, OK, it says here that I learned something and I knew all this stuff already, so… I know, I could sign something that says that I taught something, or that I helped you teach something, so… Pam! Where is she? Pam, could we change something on this?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Michael, can I talk to you candidly?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Sure."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "We both know that I’m here because of the comments you made."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Here’s the thing. This office, I think this is very advanced in terms of… racial awareness and it’s probably more advanced than you’re used to. That’s probably throwing you off a little bit."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Um, it’s not throwing me. I need your signature."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK, well I know. You told me that several times."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Yes, but you’re not listening to me. Yours is the only signature I need."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Those are my instructions from the Corporate offices to put you through this seminar for the comments that you made. The reason I made copies for everyone was so you wouldn’t be embarrassed."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, here I am thinking that you actually cared about diversity training. And you don’t."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Don’t worry about dating."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I won’t."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "OK. Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, yeah."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "“I regret my actions. I regret offending my coworkers. I pledge to bring my best spirit of honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness…” Open-mindedness, is that even a word? “…into the workplace. In this way, I can truly be a hero. Signed, Daffy Duck.” [Laughing] He’s going to lose it when he reads that."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, hi. Is Mr. Decker around? Oh, well, could you just have him call me after lunch? Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "“I pledge to always keep an open mind and an open heart.” I do believe… in that part of the pledge I that just read. But a pledge? Come on. I mean who are we, the Girl Scouts? No. Look… the guy, “Mr. Brown,” he got us halfway there. He got us talking. Well, no. I got us talking. He got us nothing. He insulted us and he abandoned us. You call that diversity training? I don’t. Were there any connections between any of us? Did anyone look each other in the eye? Was there any emotion going on? No. Where was the heart? I didn’t see any heart. Where was my Oprah moment? OK, get as much done as you can before lunch because, afterward, I’m going to have you all in tears."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right? Everybody pretty? Come on. Here we go. It’s time. Let’s do some good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Hey, we’re not all going to sit in a circle Indian style are we? [Laughing]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Get out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "I’m sorry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, this is not a joke. OK? That was offensive and lame. So double offensive. This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here. OK, let’s go. Let’s do it. Come on. Let’s have some fun, everybody. Here we go. Take a seat. Cop a squat. And um… thanks for coming in. Um… Diversity… is the cornerstone of progress as I’ve always said. But don’t take my word for it. Let’s take a look at the tape."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[on the tape] Hi. I’m Michael Scott. I’m in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton, Pennsylvania but I’m also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over. Abraham Lincoln once said that, “If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North.” And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK. Questions? Comments? Anybody? Jim?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim: ",
                                "text": "-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I have something here. I want you to take a card. Put it on your fore… Don’t look at the card. I want you to take the card and put it on your forehead and… Take a card, take a card, any card. Um… And I want you to treat other people like the race that is on their forehead. OK? So everybody has a different race. Nobody knows what their race is, so… I want you to really go for it, cause this is real. You know, this isn’t just an exercise. This is real life. And… I have a dream that you will really let the sparks fly. Get ‘er done."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Why? Because Martin Luther King is a hero of mine. There’s this great Chris Rock bit about how streets named after Martin Luther King tend to be more violent. I’m not going to do it but it’s…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh this is a good one."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Um, hi. How are you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Fine. How are you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Push it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I admire your culture’s success in America."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good. Bom bom bom-bom bom. Come on Olympics of Suffering right here. Slavery versus the Holocaust. Come on."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Who am I supposed to be?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, that was inadvertent. We didn’t actually plan that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Lots of cultures eat rice, doesn’t help me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Um… Shalom. I’d like to apply for a loan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "That’s nice, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "OK, do me. Something stereotypical so I can get it really quick."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "OK, I like your food."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Outback steakhouse. [Australian accent] I’m Australian, mate!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Pam, come on. “I like your food.” Come on stir the pot. Stir the melting pot, Pam! Let’s do it. Let’s get ugly. Let’s get real."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "OK. If I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with, you would maybe not be  a very good driver."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, man, am I a woman?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You’ll notice I didn’t have anybody be an Arab. I thought that would be too explosive. No pun intended. But I just though. “Too soon for Arabs.” Maybe next year. Um… You know, the ball’s in their court."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What are you watching?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Chappelle’s Show."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I downloaded it on her computer. I hope she doesn’t mind. She just had a lot of extra space."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No way. I think she likes this stuff."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Great. She’s cute, huh?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, you know, she’s engaged, but…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Oh, no, the girl in the… sketch."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, yeah. She’s hot."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "You wanna go to the beach?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Sure."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "You wanna get high?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I think you do, mon."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Stop…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK. All right. No. It’s good. You just need to push it. You need to go a little bit further. All right. OK."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Voice raised, Indian accent] Kelly, how are you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "I just had the longest meeting."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh! Welcome to my convenience store. Would you like some googi googi? I have some very delicious googi, googi, only 99 cents plus tax. Try my googi, googi. [Lowering voice] Try my googi, googi. [High-pitched voice] Try my googi, googi. Try my… [slap!]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[trying not to cry] All right! All right! Yes! That was great, she gets it! Now she knows what it’s like to be a minority."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[on the phone] Mr. Decker, we didn’t lose your sale today, did we? Excellent. OK. Let me just get your… what’s that? No, we didn’t close last time. I just need your… Oh. W-What code were you given? Oh, OK. That’s actually another salesman here. I can redo it if you want to do that. Oh, he gave you a discount? No, I don’t blame you."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I just hated it when that guy was in here. Mr. Brown, if that was his real name. I mean, he had never met any of us before, and here he was telling us how to do our thing. I just wanted… I just wanted to do it our way. You know? On our own. Man I should have gotten some food."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[Italian accent]Maybe some spagh-etti."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, Kevin. You can take that off that thing, OK? That would really, really have shown him up, wouldn’t it? If I’d brought in some burritos or some colored greens. Or some pad Thai. I love pad Thai."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "It’s collard greens."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "It’s collard greens."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That doesn’t really make sense. Because you don’t call them collared people, that’s offensive. Hmmm… OK, well, it’s after five. So… Thank you very much. Buena vista Oscar. Thank you. Good job. Oh, my man. Thank you Brazil. Nice."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[Pam is asleep, resting her head on Jim’s shoulder] Um… Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[stirs] Mmmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "We can go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Sorry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "That’s fine."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Uh… Not a bad day."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Thanks for filling these out. I promise this will be quick. We only have about an hour."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah. I would like to see us erase 100 years of racism in an hour."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Does this company have 100 years to erase?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, the country."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Oh right, more like 200 years."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, more like a 1,000."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Okay, um. Uh, I’ll try to make this quick."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I am a salesman, okay. And I don’t think we should be doing this during prime sales hours. If you can prove to me that diversity is going to help my sales, I’ll go elephant running with James Earl Jones. I really will, but not on spec."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Deleted Scene 3 Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "HERO, at Diversity Today, we believe it is very easy to be a HERO. All you need are honesty, empathy, respect and open-mindedness."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I just think that HERO? It’s cute, but it’s… It’s empty, you know? It’s easy. Dwight, you know what, I came up with some terms of my own. Could you put these on the board? The first one is Inclusion, New Attitudes, Color-blind…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Oh, nice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Expectations…."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thank you. Sharing…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And tolerance."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Beautiful."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Um, that spells incest."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Oh, my sorry. That is not appropriate."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, it’s not ideal but you have to give me some credit ’cause I made it into a word."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Yeah, but it’s not appropriate. This is not helpful as a memory aid."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I will give you a number of reasons why it is, actually. Okay, first, incest is bad. Racism is bad. No brainer, right? Two, incest. We’re all a family, right? We’re all brothers and sisters. Racial message? Um? Number three, and this is a fact. The states where they have a lot of racism are the states where they have a lot of incest. Okay? And finally…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Okay, Michael, I just…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no, no, no, wait. Final one, final one this is important. The more we can encourage interracial dating as a society the further away we get from incest, literally."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It would’ve been just as easy for him to spell insect. Of course, that wouldn’t have made any sense either."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Does anyone have anything else at all? Anyone besides Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I have something."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "Yes, please."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Um, well I grew up here in Scranton and when I was a kid the guy who lived next door was a former baseball player, who actually played pro ball before the leagues were integrated. And he had the most incredible stories about…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. I’m sorry, I’m sorry this guy’s a temp and I should’ve told you that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "No, no, no, no. An outsider’s perspective would probably be pretty helpful."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, but no, seriously. Uh, you know, he’s not a member of the full staff so, uh, Ryan you wanna just step outside?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "What do you want me to do?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, maybe you should go down to the parking lot. You know what. Yes, go down to the parking lot and check to se if any of our guests have parked in the handicapped spots. Cool? ‘Cause the handicaps get a raw deal. Oh, you know what. That ties right into New Attitudes. New attitudes about handicap people. Very important."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Brown",
                                "text": "I’m sorry, Michael. We’re actually out of time."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah, um, there’s good things about Michael. He uh, uh… Yeah, definitely. Um…"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "“In this way, I can truly be a hero. Signed, Daffy Duck.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[laughing] He’s going to lose it when he reads that. Doh! Hogan! Not again, Hogan! Get Col. Burkhalter on the phone! [laughing] I’m kind of a Hogan around here. And kind of, Jan is kind of Col. Burkhalter, then Dwight is Schultz. But, it’s… Oh, God. We have fun. We have fun. ‘Cause he’s gonna be pissed. [making voice] No doubt about it."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What you doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Freecell."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Solitaire is a one-player game. It can’t have two players."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, I mean."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What’s your win rate?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Seventy-six percent. What’s yours?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You’re not allowed to play two-player. You need to start over."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You’re doing fine."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Are we going?  [Dwight puts four fingers in front of the camera to start a countdown] Don’t do that. Just say action when we’re ready."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Dunder Mifflin, Michael Scott, Diversity Tomorrow, take four. And action."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[mumbling] Should I… turn, no. Do it again."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Diversity Tomorrow, take five. Action."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hi. I’m Michael Scott. I’m in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton, Pennsylvania but I’m also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over. Abraham Lincoln once said that, “If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North.” And those are the principles… Damn it. Okay, sorry. Don’t laugh; please don’t laugh this time Dwight. You’re… it’s, it’s bugging me. Let me give myself a countdown, ready? Three, two, one."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Take six."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Just let me do it! God! Three, two, one. Hi. I’m Michael Scott. I’m in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton… Keep the camera steady please! People are gonna get sea sick watching this. Ready? Three, two, one."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Action."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Don’t. Please don’t say anything. [sighs] Oh, God."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "And action… Lights, camera, action. Whenever you’re ready."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Could I count myself down please, Dwight. Three, two, one. Hi. I’m Michael Scott. I’m in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton, Pennsylvania but I’m also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over. Abraham Lincoln once said that, “If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North.” And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Cut."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[wandering around the room during his diversity exercise] I want you to push it. I want you to push ’cause breakthroughs are right around the corner. Something’s going to pop here. Something’s going to pop between a party. Feel what it’s like to be in someone else’s skin. What does it feel like to be a different race? It feels pretty bad doesn’t it. So let that come out."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, I marched on Washington back in the day. I went to the Washington Monument and the Lincoln Memorial, U.S. Mint, congressman talked to our class. It was pretty cool."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Talk like you’re talking to that race. I have a feeling that this could get kind of volatile. So keep it going. [camera shows Devon sitting outside with West Nile]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Um, what’s going on here?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "People treat us like the race on our forehead. And then we guess what race we are."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ah, good. Good luck. Doing good. [goes to the index cards and writes another race down]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, man, am I a woman?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yes, yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "God!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "How embarrassing is it? That’s not fair. Here…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It’s not fair."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Try this. [takes Dwight’s ‘Asian’ race and switches it with the one he wrote]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Thank you. Thank you very much."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Go get ’em."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Good. [clears throat] So, am I a hunter gather culture?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Do I live near a harbor or an ocean?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, I’m an inland. Am I a mountainous?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Am I nomadic?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay, okay, okay, okay. I think I got this. Um, I am treated in a foreign way with a great deal of prejudice. Am I one of those tribes in Africa? The piggies, or whatever?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No. But I am, I am human, right? [Pam hesitates]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 10
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[Dwight’s new race is ‘Dwight’] I could be French."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 10
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[takes his ‘Dwight’ race off his forehead] Damn it, Jim! That’s not funny, Jim!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, okay. Here we go, breakthrough radar. What happened? What happened here?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It didn’t have anything to do with race."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, all right. Let’s keep on track. Keep on point. Let’s do it."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 10
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "One time we had an ethnic festival in Scranton. One time."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 11
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Try my googi, googi. [Lowering voice] Try my googi, googi. [High-pitched voice] Try my googi, googi. Try my… [Kelly slaps Michael] All right! All right! Yes! That was great, she gets it! Kelly thank you. [claps] She’s not here, but she gets it. That’s what we have been looking for. The whole time. [trying not to cry] Oh, man. This is what I thrive on. You know? It’s like Don Rickles on acid, man. Right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Um, why did she slap Martin Luther King?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What, huh?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What card was she?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I think she wasn’t wearing a card."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s good. This is good. We got it happening now. All right? Let’s keep it rolling. Let’s round it up."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 11
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "Health Care",
                "description": "Michael leaves Dwight in charge of picking the new healthcare plan for the staff, with disastrous results ahead.",
                "episode_id": 3,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 88,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 69,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 57,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 44,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jan",
                        "appearances": 18,
                        "id": "jan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Oscar",
                        "appearances": 16,
                        "id": "oscar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Man on Phone",
                        "appearances": 10,
                        "id": "man-on-phone"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 6,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 6,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Meredith",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "meredith"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Travel Agent",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "travel-agent"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Pam. Pamela. Pam-elama-ding-dong. Making copies."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I’m not making any copies."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Let’s go. Messages. Stat. Lots to do, lots to do. Information superhighway."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Nothing new."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Lay them on me. What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "There’s nothing new."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s not what you said earlier."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, do you want me to repeat the messages that I gave you before for the… [nods toward camera]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "The most sacred thing I do is care and provide for my workers, my family. I give them money. I give them food. Not directly, but through the money. I heal them. Today, I am in charge of picking a great new health care plan. Right? That’s what this is all about. Does that make me their doctor? Um… Yes, in a way. Yeah, like a specialist."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "So, which health plan have you decided on?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I am going to go with the best, Jan. I am going to go with the one with the acupuncture, therapeutic massage, you know, the works."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Wait, acupuncture? None of the plans have acupuncture. Have you looked at them closely Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I think it was you who didn’t look closely enough at the Gold Plan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "The Gold Plan? I’m not even on that plan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, I’d recommend it. It’s very good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You gotta crack these things open."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "You know the whole reason that we’re doing this, is to save money. So you just need to pick a provider and choose the cheapest plan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, that is kind of a tough assignment. Um… It won’t be popular decision around the old orifice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "It’s your job. So…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, it’s a suicide mission, you know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael… maybe… I mean…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "There, there…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Sometimes a manager, like yourself, has to deliver the bad news to the employees. I do it all the time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[scoffs] When have you ever done that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I’m doing it right now. To you."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Last night on Trading Spouses, there’s… have you seen it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No. I have a life."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Interesting, what’s that like?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You should try it sometime."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wow. But then who would watch my TV? That is…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[laughs]… your problem."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Jimbo! Ha haaaaa. Ah."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "There’s a decision that needs to be made, and I’m having an unbelievably a busy day. So I’m going to let you pick a health care plan for our office and then explain it to your co-workers."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Gosh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "That is a great offer. Thank you. I really think I should be concentrating on sales."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah. I just don’t think this is the kind of task, that I… am going to do. You know who would be great for this?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Any time Michael asks me to do anything, I just tell him that Dwight should do it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes. I can do it. I’m your man."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Right now, this is just a job. If I advance any higher in this company then this would be my career. And uh, well, if this were my career, I’d have to throw myself in front of a train."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "OK, first, let’s go over some parameters. How many people can I fire?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ah, none. You’re picking a health care plan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "OK, we’ll table that for the time being. Two, I’ll need an office. I think the conference room should be fine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You can use the conference room as a temporary workspace."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[to self] Yes, I have an office. [to camera] Bigger than his."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Nope, you cannot use it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "OK, I take it back, it’s a workspace."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Temporary workspace. You can use it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "If Dwight fails, then that is strike two, and good for me for, ah, for giving him a second chance. And if he succeeds, then, you know, no one will be prouder than I am. I groomed him. I made him what he is today. Unless he fails, and we’ve talked about that already."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What did I do? I did my job. I slashed benefits to the bone. I saved this company money. Was I too harsh? Maybe. I don’t believe in coddling people."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, “Ow, I hurt my leg. I can’t run. A lion eats me and I’m dead.” Well, I’m not dead. I’m the lion. You’re dead."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "There’s no dental, there’s no vision, there’s a $1,200 deductible."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[on phone] Pam, Michael Scott. How’s tricks?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Where are you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, I am in my office. I am swamped. I have work up to my ears I’m busy, busy, busy. Can’t step away. I just wanted to check in and see how everybody’s doing. Everybody cool out there?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Actually, people are really unhappy. Um, Dwight sent around this memo and people are freaking out ’cause the…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Pam! Whoa, whoa, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I, I, I, I gotta go. I’m getting a call."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No you’re not."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I have to make a call after I finish… my work. You know what? Uh, just don’t let anybody in my office under any conditions today. I’m just too busy. Too swamped, you know? I am unreachable. I am incommunicado, capisce?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "OK."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thank you, Oh, gah, here we go again. Gotta go, I have to take this."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Still no one calling."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Dwight, what…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Uh, knock, please. Please knock. This is an office."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "It says “workspace”."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Same thing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "If it’s the same thing, then why did you write “workspace”?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Just knock, Please? As a sign of respect for your superior."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You are not my superior."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh gee, then why do I have an office?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I thought it was a workspace?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "OK. Dwight. Are you really in charge of picking the health care plan?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes. And my decision in final."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "This is a ridiculously awful plan. Because you cut everything."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Aww, times are tough, Pam. Deal with it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You cut more than you had to, didn’t you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Sure."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, why did you do that? You work here, don’t you want good insurance?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Don’t need it. Never been sick. Perfect immune system."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "OK, well, if you’ve never been sick, then you don’t have any antibodies."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I don’t need them. Superior genes. I’m a Schrute. And superior brain power. Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "So I can lower it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "He literally won’t come out of his office."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "He’s got to come out sometime. To go to the bathroom."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Kevin! That’s inappropriate."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Michael, can I talk to you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ah, uh, I would love to, but I am really busy. Rain check?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Michael. Michael, please, can we talk to you about this memo?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ah, what? Which memo?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Dwight’s health care memo. I told you about it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Is it a good plan?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It’s a great plan. It saves the company a fortune."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "It’s like a pay decrease."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Michael, he made huge cuts."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Cuts? What? Wow, Dwight, did you make cuts?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah, you said…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no , no, you know what? I said nothing specific because I was so busy. Why don’t you go in there and find these people a plan that will work for them? OK?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I can handle that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK? All right. Do we feel good? All right. Good. Plus, there’s some other good news. Today, at the end of the day, I will have, for all of you, a big surprise. OK? So hang in there, and I will see you at the end of the day. Right?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "This is not good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "It’s ridiculous. Did you talk to him?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "What was that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "You let him walk all over you. It’s just pathetic."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "What are you guys talking about?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Nothing, Kevin."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Do I know what the surprise is? Hell no! It doesn’t matter. The point is, they’re not unhappy anymore. They’re out there thinking, “Wow, my boss really cares about me. He has a surprise. He’s cool. I… what a great guy. I love him. I… love him."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "OK, everyone. Gather round. Step forward. It has been brought to my attention that some of you are unhappy with my plan. So what I’d like you to do is to fill this out and write down any diseases you have that you might want covered and I’ll see what I can do."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "OK, you know what Dwight? We can’t write our diseases down for you because that’s confidential."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "OK, well, I didn’t say to write your name down, did I? Fill it out, leave it anonymous. Or, don’t write any disease down at all and it won’t be covered. Sound fair? Good. I’ll be in my office."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Workspace."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know what? Come with me. We are going on a little mission. Operation Surprise."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Where are you going?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um, headed out. Part of my busy day, you know. Meetings. [Giggles] Couldn’t find the knob."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So, basically, I want to do something nice for my employees. Atlantic City, OK? They have this thing where they send a bus, right, for free. Picks everybody up, you head down there, get to the hotel, room is comped, they give you a pile of chips, and your food, everything just kind of all-inclusive, free kind of weekend."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Travel Agent",
                                "text": "I don’t know of anything like that, but, um, you know what you might want to do, is just call those casinos directly. Um, maybe?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did, so…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wait. What are you writing? Don’t write Ebola or mad cow disease. Right? ‘Cause I’m suffering from both."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I’m inventing new diseases."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "So, let’s say my teeth turn to liquid and then, they drip down the back of my throat. What would you call that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I thought you said you were inventing diseases? That’s spontaneous dental hydroplosion."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Nice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[on his cell phone] Calling you to ask you a little favoroonie my friend. Um, trying to give the troops around here a little bit of a boost. And I was thinking that maybe we could take them down to take a spin on your big ride."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Man on Phone",
                                "text": "You mean the elevator that takes you down into the mineshaft? It’s not really a ride."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Its says here that it’s a 300ft drop."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Man on Phone",
                                "text": "It goes 300 feet into the earth, but it moves really slowly."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So it’s not a free fall?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Man on Phone",
                                "text": "It’s an industrial coal elevator."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, all right. Well, once you get down into the mine, what… you got laser tag or something?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK, so I don’t know what the surprise is. Am I worried? No. No way. See, I thrive on this. This is my world. This is improv. This is Whose Line is it Anyway?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Damnit! Damnit Jim!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "All right, who did this? I’m not mad. I just want to know who did it so I can punish them."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What are you talking about?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Uh, someone forged, uh, medical information and that is a felony."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "OK, whoa. ‘Cause that is a pretty intense accusation. How do you know that they’re fake?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Uh, leprosy? Flesh eating bacteria. Hot-dog fingers. Government-created killer nanorobot infection."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You did this, didn’t you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Absolutely not."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes you did."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No I didn’t."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I know it was you. Fine. You know what? I’ll have to interview each and every one of you until the perpetrator makes him or herself known. And until that time, there will be no health care coverage for any one!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Killer nanorobots?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s an epidemic."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition won’t receive the care they need, because someone in this office is coming up with all this ridiculous stuff. [reads off of paper] “Count Choculitis”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Sounds tough."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Why did you write that down Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Do you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I think you need to confess…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Mmm hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "…the fact…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yep."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What are you doing? Those are my keys."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Good luck. [closes door and locks it]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Jim! Damnit! No! Jim! Let me out! Jim! Let… [Without looking, Jim throws his keys to his left, they land on a shelf next to Stanley]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "[looks at keys, continues talking on phone] …the light green or green…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[answering phone] Jim Halpert."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Let me out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Who is this?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Let me out or you’re fired."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, you can’t fire me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes I can. I’m manager for the day. Clean out your desk."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "OK, can you hold on? I’m getting the, ah, beep. [presses button on phone]] Jim Halpert."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[on phone] Hey, Jim. It’s Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey Pam! How are you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Jim! Open the door!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Good, how are you? Busy?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’m doing OK. Getting excited for the weekend though. What are you up to?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Jim!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Um, I’m not bothering you, am I?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, not at all."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You don’t have anything you’re doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I have nothing to do."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Jim!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh great. Um, no, this weekend? Nothing. I’m not really doing anything."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Jim!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh yeah?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I might go to the mall."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "The mall?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Jim!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I need new shoes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, interesting, what kind of shoes?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Hello?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Uh, hello. Uh, this is Dwight Schrute calling for Jan Levenson-Gould."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "This is Jan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hi. Dwight Schrute calling, acting manager, Scranton branch. Listen, I needed your permission to fire Jim Halpert."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Who is this?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Dwight Schrute."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "From sales?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Well…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Where’s Michael Scott?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "He is not here right now. He put me in charge of the office."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Dwight, listen to me very carefully. You are not a manager of anything. Understand?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That’s not entirely true, because he put me in charge of picking the health care plan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "OK, when Michael gets back, you tell him to call me immediately."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Call you immediately. Good. Oh, hey, listen, um, since I have you on the phone, um, can I fire Jim?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "No. Please don’t use my cell phone ever again."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, this is your cell, I thought this was your… [dial tone]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, hey, everybody, Ice-cream sandwiches! Aaaahh! [laughs] Here you go. Take one, take one. It’s all good. Phyllis, think fast. Ya-bome! Oh, oh, I see Angela. Angela? Right? Waaaaah! Oh, hey temp. Why don’t you take two? Because you don’t get health care. And uh, faster metabolism."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Did you get the kind with the cookies? Instead of the…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Why don’t you just eat it, OK? And here you go, Stanley the manly."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Oh, thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "There you go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "This isn’t the big surprise, is it? Because we’ve been having a pretty horrible day."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, nope. Nope. This isn’t the surprise. It’s surprising, um… because you didn’t expect it. But you will… you’ll know it when you see it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael. Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[under his breath] Oh, Christ."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I tried being rational, OK? And what happened? The employees went crazy, I got no help from corporate. That leaves me with no options."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m now going to read out loud your submitted medical conditions. When you hear yours read, please raise your hand to indicate that it is real. If you do not raise your hand, it will not be covered."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "What about confidentiality?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You know what? You have forfeited that privilege. I have tried to treat you all as adults, but obviously I am the only adult here. Number one, inverted penis."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Could you mean vagina? Because if you do, I want that covered."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I thought your vagina was removed during your hysterectomy?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "A uterus is different from a vagina. I still have a vagina."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "OK, great. Dermatitis. Thank you Angela. I’ll make sure that’s covered. OK, now. Who wrote this, hysterical one? Anal fissures?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "That’s a real thing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah, but no one here has it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Someone has it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Do you think we should go ?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "I don’t know, Kevin. This is important. I don’t want… [spots Michael through the blinds] There he is."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "What is he doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "I don’t know."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Well?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, what? You could be referring to anything."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "OK, the health care plan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Why did you put Dwight in charge of that? He did a horrible job."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, Dwight? Did you raise benefits?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I most certainly did not."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh come on! That’s horrible! Aaah… Thanks, Dwight, for a crappy plan. Ah, Damn! Oh, mmm, I wish I had time to change it, but Jan needs it by five, and… what time is it, what time is it? [looks at watch] Ah, it’s after five. Oh, oh it’s awful. So, well, OK. See you guys on Monday."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "What about the surprise?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh… Yes. Exactly. Thank you Angela, for reminding me. Terrific. Um, before I tell everybody what the big surprise is, would you like to tell me what you think the big surprise is?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "We all think you don’t have a surprise."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right, I have some news for you. There is a big surprise. And… here it is. Here we go. And the big surprise is… Brrrrrrrr! Drum roll… Brrrrrrrr! Brrrrrrrr!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "When I am backed into a corner, that is when I come alive. See I learned improve from the greats, like, um, Drew Carey and Ryan Stiles."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[clapping hands] God, yeah… Ah! This…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Robin Williams. Oh, man, would I love to go head-to-head with him. Oh! That would be exciting. [as Robin Williams] “Hi. I’m Mork from Ork.” Well, I’m Bork from Spork. Nanoo, nanoo. Jibelee, baloobaloo."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, um… Jan wants you to call her."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[heated discussion in the ‘Dwight Schrute Workspace’, door opens] I did not dismiss you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Well, you have no right to ask those questions."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You came into my office voluntarily."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Because I don’t want my benefits slashed."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Well, maybe they won’t get slashed if you answer all my questions."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "I’m reporting you."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You know when ever a worker is promoted above their peers there’s always going to be a little bit of jealousy. Uh, it’s natural. And that’s going to lead to goofing off and that’s okay that’s fine. As long as they are willing to suffer the consequences."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Michael I need to talk to you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Sorry, too busy can’t even come to the door."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "[opens door] Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, no… [hurries to get up from chair]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Michael, Michael I… [blinds rustle] … inside."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know what. I, um, I’m out the door. I’m going to a meeting. Pam, I’m headed out to another meeting. So see you later. Uh, here we go."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "We stole Dwight’s trashcan and she found some of his early attempts at his sign."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay, here’s uh, this is very simple. “Dwight’s Workspace,” nice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Mmm hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Um, this one interesting the power comes from the font in this one. “Schrute Space,” very medieval, very England. Um, this one’s forceful, this one’s very Dwight. “Quiet! Dwight Schrute Working,” it’s good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Mmm hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I really heard him on that. This one’s interesting I’m not really sure what he meant by this. Um, “Dwight Schrute Privates.” Tough to say."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay, you know what, Dwight. What if you got a really serious disease like Ebola."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Psssh, no."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, it could happen. Have you ever seen the movie Outbreak?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah. Well, have you ever seen the movie Unbreakable? ‘Cause that guy couldn’t get sick, just like me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay. Have you ever seen the movie Sixth Sense? Maybe you are already dead."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Unlikely."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You promise these are confidential?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "100%."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Did you just mark on that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I don’t think so, no."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You made a “P.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Wrong. [walks away] Thank you Jim. Kevin. Stanley. [whispering] Pam, Jim, Kevin, Stanley. Pam, Jim, Kevin, Stanley. You finished?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Oh, yeah. Here’s the rest of them."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That was… unauthorized."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, it is time to call in a little favor. A buddy of mine runs this tourist attraction, actually it’s big. It’s probably one of the most popular in the state. So…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Man on Phone",
                                "text": "Hello."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[on his cell phone] Hey, hey Craigers, my man! It is Michael Scott here. [silence] Dunder Mifflin, we supply your office paper."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Man on Phone",
                                "text": "Oh, I think we already did our order this month."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no, no, no. No, actually to ask you a little favoroonie my friend. Um, here’s the deal. Um, trying to give the troops here a little bit of a boost. And I was thinking that maybe we could bring them down to go on your big ride."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Man on Phone",
                                "text": "You mean the elevator that takes you down into the mineshaft? It’s not really a ride."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, it says here that it’s a 300ft drop."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Man on Phone",
                                "text": "Well, it goes 300 feet into the earth, but it moves really slowly."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So it’s not a free fall?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Man on Phone",
                                "text": "It’s an industrial coal elevator."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, okay. So um, once you get down into the mine, what do you do? Is it like, uh… Do you have laser tag down there or something?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Man on Phone",
                                "text": "No, you just look around. It’s a historically preserved coal mine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Man on Phone",
                                "text": "Well, there’s the adjacent Anthracite Heritage Museum. They got some really interesting old mining tools. There’s also a photo mural exhibit. Uh, bat guano sculpture. [Michael hangs up cell phone]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, he’s a small client. They don’t really buy much."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Why do you want health care, Pam? Hmm? Why do you want it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "In case I get sick."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Why don’t you just go ahead and use Roy’s health care plan, huh?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Because we’re not married."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "But you’re engaged. Aren’t you and maybe you’ve set a date for the wedding, hmm? And because you know you’re going to get married you don’t have to take our health care plan seriously."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "We haven’t set a date. [Dwight laughs]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You really expect me to believe you haven’t set a date? I think you have. Sure Pam, sure. But you know what, you’ve been engaged for three years and I know you’ve set a date. And you know what else, I know you’ve got coverage under Roy and I know that you wrote down those fake diseases. Admit it. Admit it, Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Shut up, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You wrote down… I didn’t give you permission to.. I didn’t…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I’m not talking to you anymore."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Dwight, I uh, I have something to confess."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You’re doing the right thing. Go ahead. What ‘s your confession?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Um…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Let it out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You’re a jackass."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay. You wanna do this the hard way. We’ll do this the hard way. You wrote down those fake diseases didn’t you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No. Was that the hard way?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I know you did."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, then why are you wasting everybody else’s time interrogating them?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Well, because I want to know who wrote those diseases down."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You want you to take this pen and this piece of paper and write this down. Write this down."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I, Jim Halpert…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wait, slow down."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "…confess to health care fraud."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "One second ’cause that sounds really good. Is jackass one word or two? [Dwight sighs] One, right? ‘Cause, ’cause of the show, it’s one."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "One word."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’ve really learned from the greats. The great improvisers, Drew Carey, Ryan Stiles, uh, the Brady guy not so much. He’s more the signing, Wayne Brady. Um, Robin Williams. Oh, man, would I love to go head-to-head with him. Oh! That would be exciting. [as Robin Williams] “Hi. I’m Mork from Ork.” Well, I’m Bork from Spork. Nanoo, nanoo. Jibelee, baloobaloo. [as Robin Williams] “That’s Good morning, Vietnam!” Well, hello to you. You know it would be… God. And you know what, sometimes when I’m watching somebody like um, like Jay Leno. He’ll be half way through his step [snaps his fingers] And I will already be laughing at the punch line. He hasn’t even gotten to it. He doesn’t even know what it is it. So it’s fun, you know it’s fun having a mind that works like that. That is just a few steps ahead of… comedically ahead of like what’s going on. Like I’ll watch T.V. and I’ll be watching a show and I will think, oh, I know someone’s gonna walk in here right now and say something funny. And then they do. Or, um, I know they’ll be like oh boy that person deserved to be slammed down. There’s going to be some sort of insult. And there is. You know, there’s like, “Oh you’re… God your butt is fat.” And I knew it. I know it’s like I knew they were going to say that. I knew they were gonna go there. Don’t go there. Um, but other… You know it’s like uh, you know Leno, um and Letterman, Carson, you know. Need I say more? No."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, um… Jan wants you to call her."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "We’re all going bowling!"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 10
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "The Alliance",
                "description": "Just for a laugh, Jim agrees to an alliance with Dwight regarding the downsizing rumors.",
                "episode_id": 4,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 111,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 74,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 63,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 37,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Oscar",
                        "appearances": 20,
                        "id": "oscar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Meredith",
                        "appearances": 15,
                        "id": "meredith"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 9,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 7,
                        "id": "toby"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Everybody",
                        "appearances": 6,
                        "id": "everybody"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Roy",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "roy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael!?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh! God. Dwight, come on…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I wanted to talk to you about the downsizing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "There’s no downsizing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I, but if there were, I’d be protected as assistant regional manager?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Assistant to the regional manager Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah, so I don’t have to worry?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Look, look, look. I talked to corporate, about protecting the sales staff. And they said they couldn’t guarantee it if there’s downsizing, okay?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "But there’s no downsizing, so just don’t…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Bottom line. Do I need to be worried?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Mmm, mm, mm. Maybe."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It looks like there’s gonna be downsizing. And it’s part of my job, but… blah! I hate it. I think the main difference between me and Donald Trump is that, uh, I get no pleasure out of saying the words, “You’re fired.” [as Donald Trump] “You’re foir-ed. Uh, you’re foir-ed.” It just makes people sad, and an office can’t function that way. No way. [as Donald Trump] “You’re foir-ed.”  I think if I had a catchphrase it would be, “You’re hired, and you can work here as long as you want.” But that’s unrealistic, so…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It’s a real shame, ’cause studies have shown that more information gets passed through water-cooler gossip than through official memos. Which puts me at a disadvantage, because I bring my own water to work."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Why’d you do this?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I didn’t do it. What do you mean? Oh, the water cooler was brought over here for… maintenance. So what do you guys hear? What’s the scuttlebutt?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Get set for Operation Morale Improvement starring Michael Scott. Now, I think I have had a little stroke of genius in that I have had my assistant Pam… Smile, Pam. I have had her go out and find out whose birthday is coming up, so we can have a little celebration for it. Not bad, not bad at all. All right. And the birthday person is… drum roll please. Here we go, who is the birthday, birthday person?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Who is it? Who’s the birthday?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Um… Actually, we don’t have any staff birthdays coming up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Next person on the…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "…calendar."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Okay, umm… that would be Meredith."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes! All right, come on down Meredith!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "But it’s not until next month."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um… uh, OK. Well, great, well, you know, it’ll be a surprise."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You still want to have a party?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, why not? Sure. Go ahead, live a little. Come on, Pam. Come on, shake it up. Shake it up! Shake it up!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[grabs cell phone off desk] Brrrp! Uh, Spock, are there any signs of life down there? Well, let me check Captain. Eeee. Eeee. Eeee. Eeee. No, Captain. No signs of life down here. Just a wet blanket named Pam. Brr-rrrp. Star Trek."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Well, uh, for decorations, maybe we could… it’s stupid, forget it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I was just going to say, maybe we could have streamers, but that’s dumb, everybody has streamers. Never mind."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "No, yeah, I think that’s a good idea."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Yeah?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "What color do you guys think?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Well, there’s green, um, blue… yellow… red…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "How about green?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I think green is kind of whoreish."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "This was tough. I suggested we flip a coin. But Angela said she doesn’t like to gamble. Of course by saying that she was gambling that I wouldn’t smack her."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "These are my party-planning beeyatches. Pulled off an amazing ’80s party last year. Off the hook!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So I was thinking, if you haven’t already got a cake, um, maybe going for one of those ice-cream cakes from Baskin-Robbins. Those are very good. Very Delicious."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Meredith’s allergic to dairy, so…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "She’s not the only one that’s going to be eating it, right? I think everybody likes ice-cream cake. It’s not, uh, it’s not just about her, so…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It is… her birthday."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Mint chocolate chip! That’d be good, how about some, mint chocolate chip?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hey, so listen, I was thinking that it might be a good idea if you and I formed an alliance. ‘Cause of the downsizing? I think an alliance might be a good idea, you know. Help each other out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Do you want to form, an alliance, with me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Absolutely, I do."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Good, good. Excellent, OK. Now we need to figure out who’s vulnerable and who’s protected…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "At that moment, I was so happy. I mean, everything Dwight does annoys me."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Did you get your tickets?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "To what?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "The gun show. [Rolls up his sleeve and kisses his bicep]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "And I spend hours thinking of ways to get back at him, but only in ways that could get me arrested. And then here he comes and he says “No, Jim, here’s a way.”"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "There’s one other thing and this is important. Let’s keep this alliance totally a secret. Don’t tell anyone."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "An alliance?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What does that even mean?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I think it has something to do with Survivor, but I’m not sure."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Um, I know that it involves spying on people and we may build a fort, underground."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Jim! Hey. Hi, Pam. Listen, could I talk to you a second about the… paper products?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Did you tell Pam about the alliance?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What? No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Just now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What? Oh no no no. Dwight, no. I’m using her, for the alliance. Who knows the most information about this office? Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Right, that’s good, good, pursue this."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well I’m trying to. Do you see what I’m doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Mmm hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "But listen, I’m going to have to talk to her a lot. All right? And there may be chatting, and giggling. And you gotta just pretend to ignore it. Wipe it away."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Done."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "All right."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[to the camera] Can you get her? She’s right there. [camera zooms in on Meredith at here desk] That is Meredith, the birthday girl. And this… is Meredith’s card. Happy Bird-Day. [laughs] Um, let’s see. Jim, Jim wrote, “Meredith, I heard you’re turning 46, but, come on, you’re an accountant. Just fudge the numbers.” Not bad, pretty funny, I don’t appreciate condoning corporate fraud though. Uh, here’s the thing. Whatever I write here has to be really, really funny. Because people out there are expecting it. I’ve already set the bar really high. And they’re all worried about their jobs, you know. It’s kinda dark out there. Can you imagine if I wrote something like, uh, “Oh, Meredith. Happy Birthday. You’re great. Love, Michael.” [pretends to vomit and laughs]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "They seem awfully chummy, don’t you think?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, what do you think that’s about?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Only one way to find out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’m on it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You are not going to believe this."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What? I believe it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, tensions were high in the kitchen."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I could tell, from the body language."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey Kev, that looks good. What is it? Turkey?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Italian."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, Italian. Nice. Wow! You got the works there. Red onion, provolone…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Toby and Kevin, they’re trying to get Angela kicked off."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Good, let ’em. It helps our cause."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, I don’t know, if Kevin’s in accounting, and Toby’s in Human Resources and they’re talking…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, they’re forming an alliance"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "I love their sandwiches."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I love their sandwiches too."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Their bread’s really good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Their bread is very good."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Damn it. God!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "OK, listen, we need to assume that everyone in the office is forming an alliance and is therefore trying to get us kicked off."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "God… Damn it! Why us?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Because we’re strong, Dwight. Because we’re strong."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[staring at birthday card] Meredith, Meredith… Meri… Mary had a little lamb. Mary… Meredith had a little lamb. Don’t bring that lamb to work or it’ll poop on the floor."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, Oscar! Come on in. What’s up?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Uh, I’m sorry to bother you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, not at all. Come on in. What’s going on?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "My nephew is involved with, um, a charity for cerebral palsy, and I was wondering if maybe you’d like to… you know… if…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Donate to the charity?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, God. Of course I would. Get it over here. Get that over here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, I’m always good… for some serious buckage. Wow. Two dollars, three dollars? People out here do not care about diseases. I am going to give you… $25."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "That’s… that’s… that’s very generous."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, my gosh, well… Listen, Oscar, generosity and togetherness and community all convalescences into… morale. That’s what I say, so…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[whispering] Hey, Jim, can I talk to you for a second?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Sure, what’s up?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Um, I don’t know, I’m just like, I’m going a little crazy ’cause I keep overhearing all these conversations between Michael and corporate about like, staff issues?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh no?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah, he’s making me take notes on these meetings and I’m, like, “These people are my friends.” But he’s all like, “This is confidential. You can’t tell anybody.” But I just feel like I want to… aaah. Just promise me you’re not gonna say anything."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, will not, I’m not going to tell anybody. This is between you and me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "OK, yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Jackpot."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "That was beautiful. All her idea too. Awesome. She is so great."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[looking at birthday card] Meredith, bad breath. Meredith has bad breath."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hey, you wanted to see me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah. What do you know about Meredith?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I don’t think she’d be missed."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "There’s not going to be downsizing Dwight, OK? I just, I need to know a little bit more about my friend."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Name, Meredith Palmer. Uh, personal information, divorced twice, two kids. Uh, Employer, Dunder Mifflin Paper Incorporated. Awards, multiple Dundies."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know all that. I know all that. I just, I need something kind of embarrassing, you know. Kind of fun, inside."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "She had a hysterectomy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[laughs] Which one is that again?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That’s where they remove the uterus."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh God! Dwight, no. I’m trying to write something funny. What am I going to do with a removed uterus?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It could be kind of funny."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know what, I am on a deadline here, and just… OK. Thanks, thanks for your help. I’ll work it out. Thank you Dwight. That was a waste of time."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "OK, here’s the deal. All right? Pam says that one of the alliances is meeting in the warehouse during Meredith’s birthday."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh my God, we have to be there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I know, but it’s gonna be a little tough because there’s no good place to hide there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No no, yes there is. Behind the shelves. Oh my God."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What? What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I know. I know exactly what to do."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[gives Dwight a high five] Great."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m a deer hunter. I go all the time with my dad. One thing about deer, they have very good vision. One thing about me, I am better at hiding than they are… at vision."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "This is going to be perfect, OK? Centrally located. Perfect cover. I can hear and see everything."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Good."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Michael? Are you done yet?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Almost there. Just a sec. Just a second. It is perfect, thank you. Excellent, here we go. It is time, thank you. OK, come on. Let’s go! Get the cake. Here we go. Come on! Shhh. Be quiet."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wait, this isn’t gonna work. The lid’s open."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "So tape it down."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I can’t do that. You won’t be able to breathe."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Look, I can breathe just fine. OK, but if it makes you feel better, I’ll poke holes in the box."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Thank you, thank you. OK."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Everybody",
                                "text": "Surprise!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Oh! Surprise."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "No, it’s ah…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s surprise Meredith. One, two…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Everybody",
                                "text": "[tunelessly] Happy birthday to you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Find a key."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Everybody",
                                "text": "Happy birthday…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So do you want me to stay here and, you know, stand next to the box?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, you need to go upstairs to the party so people don’t notice we’re both gone."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Right… That’s good."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Can I trust Jim? I don’t know. Do I have a choice? No, frankly, I don’t. Will I trust Jim? Yes. Should I trust Jim? You tell me."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Everybody",
                                "text": "[singing] … birthday, dear Meredith Happy birthday to you…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And many more!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Last year, five years ago…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You were surprised, weren’t you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You looked freaked, man. We said “Surprise.” You were, like, “What?” “What the hell’s goin’ on here?” Good cake. Why don’t you have some?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Uh, I can’t. Um…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Come on. A little bit."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "I can’t eat dairy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, right. God, too bad. It’s so good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Yeah, it makes me sick."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know what? If I were allergic to dairy, I think I’d kill myself. ‘Cause this is way, way too good."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "He’s in a box?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Pam, he’s in a box. He’s downstairs, in a box, on the floor, near the shelves. I’m serious. Go down there and work your magic."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[on her cell phone] Hey where are you? Yeah, we were supposed to meet here. What? Oh my gosh! That ties in perfectly with something that Michael was telling me earlier! I just don’t know what some of the people in, like, accounting are going to do? It said specifically that…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[box falls over] Oh."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Jim, good party, huh? Just a little something I whipped up. You know, a little morale boost. No big deal."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Speaking of which, I meant to tell you. Very impressive, the uh, donation you gave to Oscar’s charity. What was it? 25 bucks?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, you know, money isn’t everything Jim. It’s not the key to happiness. You know what is? Joy. You should remember that. Maybe you’ll give more than three dollars next time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, well, three dollars a mile. It’s gonna end up being like 50 bucks. So… God, I can’t even calculate what you’re gonna have to give."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Is Oscar around?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I just thought it was kind of a flat, you know… 25 dollar, one-time donation. I didn’t think it was per mile kinda deal. You know, so…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Well, that’s what a walk-a-thon is."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "It says it right on the sheet. Look, look at the sheet. It says, “However many dollars per mile.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Right. Got it. Yes. So it does. Um…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "I just think it’s kind of cheap to un-donate money to a charity."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no, no, no, no. That wasn’t what I wasn’t, that wasn’t… No. It-it-it’s not about the money. It’s just… it… it’s the ethics of the thing, Oscar. How’s your nephew? Is he in good shape?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "How many miles did he do last year?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Last year, he walked 18 miles."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Son of a bitch. That is impressive."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Happy Birthday. [gives Meredith her card]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Read it out loud. And say who wrote everything so we know whose is the best."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "“Happy Bird-day” Um… “Meredith, good news. You’re not actually a year older because you work here, where time stands still.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[under his breath] I don’t know about that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "That was Stanley. “Meredith, happy birthday, you’re the best. Love, Pam.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[pretends to vomit] Huh! Thanks, downer."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "This is from Michael. “Meredith, let’s hope the only downsizing that happens to you is that someone downsizes your age.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Because of the downsizing. Rumors. And because you’re gettin’ old."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "No, I… I get it. It’s funny."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[laughs] You didn’t get the joke. So, that’s cool. That’s, you know what? Actually… I have a bunch of these, good ones, that I didn’t use. Um… Oh, where’s that? Oh, OK, here’s a good one. Um… “Hey Meredith, Liz Taylor called, she wants her age back and her divorces back.” ‘Cause Meredith’s been divorced like, twice. Is that right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "You’re right. You’re right. Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Divorce. Um… OK, “Meredith is so old…”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "How old is she?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Everybody? If… could do it? “Meredith is so old…”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Everybody",
                                "text": "How old is she?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "“She’s so old, she went into an antique store and they kept her.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That wasn’t even mine. I got that off the Internet. Website. Um, don’t get mad at me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Uh, nice party Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "This isn’t my fault. Ladies, not your best effort. The streamers?  I think we could have done better than that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Phyllis wanted red, I didn’t."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Oh, boy… You…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK, we… all right. People, hold on, hold on. Just a second. OK, I think we’re losing sight of what is really important here. And that is that we are… a group of people… who work together. I was… I really wasn’t gonna flaunt this. I have made a very sizable donation to Oscar’s nephew’s… walkathon. $25."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Per mile."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Per mile, yes."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "When I retire, I… don’t want to just disappear to an island somewhere. I wanna be the guy who gives everything back."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "A check for the kids, and for the team."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I want it to be like… “Hey, who donated that hospital wing that is saving so many lives?” “Um, well, I don’t, I don’t know. It was anonymous.” “Well, guess what, [whispering] that was Michael Scott.”  “But it was anonymous, how do you know?” “Because I’m him.”"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Thank you, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Come here. [hugs Oscar and In a low voice] Don’t cash that till Friday, OK?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Really? Today?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Oh, Happy Birthday."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Yeah, I could say something."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "No, don’t. Don’t do that."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "OK, OK. I have something that totally tops the box."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, tell me, tell me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "OK. I have just convinced Dwight that he needs to go to Stamford and… [Pam starts laughing]… spy on our other branch. No no no."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "But before he does so, I told him that he should dye his hair to go undercover."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[laughing] That’s perfect!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "If we can get him to drive to Connecticut… and put peroxide in his hair…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "[yelling] What the hell is this? What are you trying to cop a feel or something? Huh Halpert?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, no, dude, no."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey, Hey!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, dude, no, I was just, listen! Whoa."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Come on."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "God, I don’t even, I don’t even know how to explain this. Uh, um… Dwight, uh, asked me to be in an alliance. And then um… um… we were… we’ve just been messing with him. Uh, because of the whole alliance thing. Um…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s just office pranks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "It’s stupid. It’s, it’s just office pranks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "[looking at Dwight] An alliance? What the hell is he talking about?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I have absolutely no idea."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Come on."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Do I feel bad about betraying Jim? Not at all. That’s the game. Convince him we’re in an alliance, get some information, throw him to the wolves."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[With blonde hair] That’s politics baby. Get what you can out of someone, then crush them. I think Jim might have learned a very valuable lesson."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Good, excellent, and file sharing off and done. Security software, 128-bit encryption, firewalls. Get up, I’ll install it on your computer."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Pssh, stupid. Identity theft happens all the time. I can become you like that. [snaps fingers] But no one can become me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No one wants to be you, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Not true. And if they did, they couldn’t because I’m password protected."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Is your password Frodo?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No. [typing on keyboard]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Did you just change it to Gollum?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No. [typing on keyboard]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[telephone rings] Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Hold please."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All righty then, well I see you’re going for the whole bored supermodel thing. “Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. May I help you?” [takes a drag from an imaginary cigarette] Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I wasn’t really going for anything."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no. I get it, I get it, I get it. A child is born, “Oh, oh-hum.” A beautiful sunset, “No, I’ll catch the next one.” Right? Unicorn walks into the office, “Oh, do you have an appointment?” [laughs] Okay, look Pam this is not meant as a criticism, but let me tell you what you’re doing wrong. You are the voice of this company, right? And when clients call and you’re not smiling they can hear that in your voice. It is a real turnoff."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Are you being serious?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, I am, absolutely. So, the next call we get I’d like you to smile. I’d like to see a big smile."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. [waits for call]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No one’s calling."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know, somebody will. And we’ll wait."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Sometimes there’s a lot of time between the calls."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know, I know, we will wait."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "We will wait for the call and you will smile.  Let me try something, just while we’re waiting."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Tell me if I’m smiling or not. [covers face with hands] Hi Pam, how are you? Was I smiling?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, let me try this one. [covers face with hands] Hi Pam, how are you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I mean you can tell."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah, I could tell."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I wasn’t smiling that time and they can tell too."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "That was a good example."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thank you. All right, when we get a call I’ll come back and you’ll do the smile."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Okay. [telephone rings]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Show time! It’s show time!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[smiling] Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. One moment I’ll transfer you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[throwing away a banana, mayonnaise, and a sandwich from the refrigerator, smells the mayonnaise] God. [drinks from the milk carton and puts it back] Mmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[looks in  the refrigerator] Hey Dwight, my tuna sandwich isn’t in the refrigerator. You wouldn’t know anything about that would you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It was rotting."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "It was not rotting."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Any employee may dispose a food item…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Stop. Dwight, stop."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "…that risks contaminating the other food item. Read the official kitchen regulations memo."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Dwight, you wrote that memo. Okay, it’s not an official memo."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Uh, uh, not my problem. Okay, this is a paper factory not a bacteria factory."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Dwight, it’s not a factory at all. Do you have to do what you are doing? [Dwight is tapping each of the bobble heads on his desk and making them bobble]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Uh, if they don’t bobble, what’s the point?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "What is this?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "My nephew does it every year. Anything you could give would be fantastic."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Okay, but I don’t want to be put on a mailing list."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "We need to assume that everyone in the office is forming an alliance and is therefore trying to get us kicked off."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "God… Damn it! Why us?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Because we’re strong, Dwight. Because we’re strong. God, it’s freezing, I gotta go in. You stay though for like five minutes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[talking over Jim] Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You don’t want to arouse suspicion."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’ll stay for ten."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Good. I like it. You know what. Pretend to smoke. [Dwight pretends to smoke]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Do a poem for Meredith’s birthday or uh, limerick. Limerick. Um, [knock on  door] there was a girl from Dunder Mifflin. Come on in. Who had a big, smifflin."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Hi, do you mind if I sign the card real quick?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, not at all come on in. [Toby signing the birthday card] No, no. You can’t. No, red hair is my area. We have it on tape, so…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "It’s just a birthday card."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I was going to put that in my message, Toby. All right? So just cross it off. Cross it off, now. [Toby writes on birthday card] What are you doing? Oh come on, you’re ruining it. Toby, come on.  Just, look at that. That’s wrecked. Ass. Get some white out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "There’s some right there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s my white out. Get your own white out. Just… what’s the matter with you? God. [Toby leaves] Okay, um, there was a girl from Dunder Mifflin. Who had a big, puttifflin. [thinking out loud] Mifflin, spifflin."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Uh, by the way. Have you heard Dwight say the word immunity, yet? Because if I can get Dwight to say the word immunity, it might be the greatest day of my life."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You wanted to see me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, yeah. What do you know about Meredith?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I don’t think she’d be missed."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "There’s not going to be downsizing Dwight, OK? I just, I need to know a little bit more about my friend."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Name, Meredith Palmer. Uh, personal information, divorced twice, two kids. Uh, Employer, Dunder Mifflin Paper Incorporated. Awards, multiple Dundies."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know all that. I know all that. I just, I need something kind of embarrassing, you know. Kind of fun, inside."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "She had a hysterectomy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Which one is that again?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That’s where they remove the uterus."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh God! Dwight, no. I’m trying to write something funny here, okay. What am I going to do with a removed uterus?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It could be kind of funny."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[sighs] Come up with a joke that I can use, okay?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Mmm-hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Help me out here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay. Hey Meredith, where’s your uterus?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, not a uterus joke Dwight. Please. Something useable. A joke."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "If I find a joke for you, will you grant me immunity? [cut to Jim holding his hands up like a champion]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "From the downsizing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "There’s not going to be downsizing, Dwight. You know what, I am on a deadline here and just, okay. Thanks. Thanks for your help. I’m… I’ll work it out. Thank you Dwight. [Dwight leaves] Thanks for coming in, that’s always… Always helpful when I give him a call. Call him in."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Meredith. Oh, oh man, ah gosh. I can’t remember why I came over here. Ha, ha."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "I hate that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know. Ugh, that is so annoying. [makes fart noise] Brain fart. By the way, do you remember any funny interactions we may have had recently that I’ve forgotten about? Just, you know we  bumped into each and you said, “Brr, brr.” And I went, “Argh, Argh.” You know? Anything? [shakes her head ‘no’] Well, if you think of something, let me know. ‘Cause I like to know. ‘Cause I’m going crazy."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oscar, uh for future reference just think you should know, that you should probably make it clear that your nephew is doing the walkathon and that he doesn’t actually have cerebral palsy. Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "I never suggested…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no. I know you didn’t intend to, but I just I got the idea and I, uh, I just don’t it has a lot of ethical merit to make people think something. You know? And then prey on their emotions."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Michael, if I gave you…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, hey it’s just kinda uncool, okay? I, just… Play fair, you know, play fair."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "“Meredith, let’s hope the only downsizing that happens to you is that someone downsizes your age.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Because of the downsizing. Rumors. And because you’re gettin’ old."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "No, I…I get it. It’s funny."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[laughs] You didn’t get the joke. So, that’s cool. That’s, you know what? Actually… I have a bunch of these, good ones, that I didn’t use. Um… Oh, where’s that? Oh, Okay, here’s a good one. Um…”Hey Meredith, Liz Taylor called, she wants her age back and her divorces back.” ‘Cause Meredith’s been divorced like, twice. Is that right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "You’re right. You’re right. Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Divorce. Um… Okay, “Meredith is so old…”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "How old is she?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "If everybody… could do it? “Meredith is so old…”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Everybody",
                                "text": "How old is she?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "“She’s so old, she went into an antique store and they kept her.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[clears throat] What’s the difference between Meredith and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson’s surgery was unnecessary."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "You’re talking about my hysterectomy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes! Thank you. God. She gets it. [laughs] We just picked the best one right? Just had it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[whispering] I’m so sorry. [Angela, Phyllis, and Pam all whispering] … seriously, we’re just…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um, no, no. Come on. No. Don’t comfort… don’t comfort her, that’s not… She doesn’t need comforting. We’re just joking around. I think she’s… No that’s very unprofessional. I think she’s being very unprofessional over there."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 10
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m only going to ask you this once. Are you part of an alliance?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Well played."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 11
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "Basketball",
                "description": "Michael and his staff challenge the warehouse workers to a basketball game with a bet looming over both parties.",
                "episode_id": 5,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 133,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 46,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 27,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 17,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Darryl",
                        "appearances": 17,
                        "id": "darryl"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Roy",
                        "appearances": 13,
                        "id": "roy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Todd Packer",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "todd-packer"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 6,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 6,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Lonny",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "lonny"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Worker",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "worker"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Madge",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "madge"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Everybody",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "everybody"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Oscar",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "oscar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Warehouse worker",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "warehouse-worker"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Teammates",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "teammates"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Michael and Dwight",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "michael-and-dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Packer",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "packer"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Warehouse Worker",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "warehouse-worker"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "None",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "none"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[to Jim] Hey, you ready?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right, all right, secret sign. Hey, Ryan. [Ryan holds up his bag] Very good. Excellent, excellent."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Today at lunchtime we’re going to be playing the warehouse staff at a friendly little game of basketball. My idea.  Last time I was down there, I noticed they’d put up a couple of hoops, and I play basketball every weekend. So I thought, “This might be kinda fun.”  And so I started messing around and… I’m sinking a few, you know. Swish, swish, swish. Nothing but net. And their jaws just dropped to the floor. African-Americans! So… you know, it’s really just a good friendly game, a reason to get together."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Pam, Pam, thank you ma’am. Messages, please. Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael, can I talk to you, please? Privately? In your office? I think I should be on the team."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No. And that’s not me being mean, Dwight. That is based on your past behavior."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, please."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[to camera] When I let him come to my pick-up game…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I apologized for that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[to Dwight] I vouched for you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael, I…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I vouched for you in front of Todd Packer, Dwight.  All right, here’s what I’m going to do. The hand strikes and gives a flower. You are not going to play basketball. But I need somebody to come in and take over the holiday and weekend work calendar."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I can handle that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good. Excellent, it’ll be fun. Because corporate, uh, wants someone to be here on Saturday. And so we’re going to have to have some people come in on the weekend, and I know nobody’s gonna want to do it and I know everybody’s gonna complain and bitch and I don’t want to have to deal with that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "And that’s why you have an assistant regional manager."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes it is. Assistant to  the regional manager."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[to camera] Same thing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, it’s not. It’s lower, so…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It’s close."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "So we need someone to work this Saturday and I think that, that should be…Jim."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "God, this is so sad. This is the smallest amount of power I’ve ever seen go to someone’s head. Phyllis, can you believe this?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Keep me out of it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "My fiance has plans for us this Saturday.  So I really hope that Dwight doesn’t make me work. Maybe I should sleep with him? I’m kidding, kidding. Totally kidding."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right, managing by walking around. This is our warehouse. Or, as I like to call it, the whorehouse. But don’t you call it that, I’ve earned the right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Fine, don’t worry about that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And here we have “Mister Roger’s Neighborhood.” Come on over here. Hey, this is Ryan. He’s temping upstairs."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Lonny",
                                "text": "What’s up?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And this is the foreman. Mista Ra-jahs."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "It’s not my real name."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, it’s Darryl. Darryl is Mista Ra-jahs."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Darryl Rogers?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Darryl Philbin. Then Regis, then Rege, then Roger, then Mister Rogers."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[laughs] And that is Lonny. And this is Roy. Roy dates Pam. You know, the uh, the best looking one upstairs."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah, yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You still getting it regular man? Huh? I mean, I can tell her it’s part of the job!  Rapport!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[on the phone] No, no, I know that the warranty’s expired, but isn’t it supposed to last longer than two years if it isn’t defective? OK, fine, three years."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Pam gets a little down.  Her toaster oven broke. Um, which she got at her engagement shower. Um, for a wedding that still has yet to be set… and that was three years ago."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So, um, one o’clock sharp and we’ve got a game on."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "We’re loading at one."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, I see, you’re chickening out on me. You’re bailing on me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "No, we got a truck going out at 1:15. So, that’s the busy time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, well, I’m glad that some time is a busy time because whenever I’m down here it doesn’t seem too busy to me. Oh, oh. You can dish it out, but you can’t take it. OK, fine, have it your way. [clucking and dancing like a chicken]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "All right, fine, you know what? One o’clock."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right, see you at one."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Are we ready for the game?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Everybody",
                                "text": "[half-heartedly] Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I… yeah, yeah. I know, grumble, grumble. But you would follow me to the ends of the earth, grumbling all the way. Like that, uh, dwarf from Lord of the Rings."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Gimli."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Nerd. That is why you’re not on the team."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Just trying to be helpful."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, [in a nerdy voice] “I’ll help, Elwyn Dragonslayer, uh, ten points, power sword.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "That’s him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK, so, let’s put together a starting line-up, shall we? Stanley of course."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I’m sorry?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um, what do you play? Center?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Why “of course”?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "What’s that supposed to mean?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, I don’t know. I don’t remember saying that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Uh, I heard it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, people hear a lot of things, man. Um… other starters… Me, of course. I heard it that time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I’d like to play if it’s just for fun. I played basketball in school."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[ignores Phyllis)] Um… Yeah. Who else? We have Jim. We have Ryan, the new guy, right? Untested. Willing to prove himself now. A lot of passion, a lot of heart."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "But, I’m getting paid to skip lunch?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "OK."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, this is business. The, uh, business of team building and morale boosting. Uh, who else?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "I can help out, if you need me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I will use your talents come baseball season, my friend. Or if we box."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I have a hoop in my driveway."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I have a sports bra."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no, ridiculous."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael, look. [Dwight throws paper at the garbage can]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Missed it…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Close. All right, uh… Me, Stan the man, Jim, Ryan and Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Sorry Phyllis."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Can I be team captain?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, I’m team captain."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Can I be team manager?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, I am the team manager. You can be assistant to the team manager."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Assistant team manager?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "OK, we’ll see who’s working this weekend then."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Jim, you’re in charge of the vacation schedule now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh my God."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Threat neutralized."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[hits Pam in the head with a piece of paper] Off the backboard!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Please don’t throw garbage at me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, Pam with a zinger. Hey, Pam, how would you, like to be our cheerleader today? You know, some, ah, pigtails? A little, ah, halter top, you could tie that up. And you know, something a little, just, youthful, for a change. Just this once?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I don’t think so Michael. Besides, I can’t cheer against my fiance."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’ll do it. Wear a little flouncey skirt if you want, and…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, I bet you would. Just try not to be too gay on the court. And by gay I mean, um, you know, not in a homosexual way at all. I mean the uh, you know, like the bad-at-sports way. I think that goes without saying."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Maybe Angela would cheerlead."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, yeah right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I’ll do it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, yuck, that’s worse than you playing. … ‘Cause we need you as an alternate in case somebody gets hurt. That’s where we need you. Blessed be those who sit and wait. You made it, suit up, you’re on the team! All right, cool! Very good."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh-oh. Oh-oh. A spy from the warehouse. Trying to figure out our plays, huh, man?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Just getting a tea bag."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh ho, oh, he’s running. He’s running. He’s running, but he can’t hide because you know what? One o’clock, you better bring your ‘A’ game. Because me, and my, posse guys are gonna be in your face. Right in your face!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Why don’t we make it more interesting? Loser buys dinner at Farley’s."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Whoa-ho. I like the way you think. You know what, I’m gonna take that one step further. Loser, works, on Saturday."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "No, that’s not as much fun. You know what?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "You’re on."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK. Cool, you’re on. [to Dwight] Don’t screw this up."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[to camera] Classic beginner’s mistake, eating before a game."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Has anyone seen the first-aid kit? [Dwight holds the kit up] How many times have I told you? I’m the safety officer, not you."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Basketball? It was kind of my thing in high school. And I’m, yeah, I’m looking forward to playing. You know, I think I’m gonna impress a few people in here."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You coming down?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah, I’m just forwarding the phones."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You gonna wish me luck?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah, you’re gonna need it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Whoa."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Is that trash talk from Pam?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[laughing] I’m just saying, Roy is very competitive."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "And he wants to take the WaveRunners to the lake this Saturday so…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, I’m going to the outlet mall on Saturday, so if you wanna save big on brand names and Roy has to work, which he will, because I’m also competitive, you should feel free to come along."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Um, I think I’m gonna be up at the lake."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I think I’ll see you at the mall. Yeah."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, there he is! Secret weapon! All right, guys, come on, let’s bring it in! Here we go!  OK, listen, this is just going to be a friendly game, right? We are all on the same team here, the Dunder Mifflin team. Of course, if you beat us, you’re fired. That’s a joke.  OK, let’s do it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Have a good game man."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Yeah, you too. Should be fun."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right, everybody stretch out a little bit. Stretch it. Full stretch. Ryan, you wanna stretch?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I stretched before I came."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK, Ryan, you have Darryl. I have Roy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Really? I thought I’d take Roy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Actually, I think Roy is their best player not Lonny. So, Dwight, you uh, have the East German gal. Uh, who else we got… Um…OK, all right, you guys."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[taking off his shirt] OK, we’ll be skins!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Aw, come on Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What? Shirts on or off?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "On. Just put it on."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You sure?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes. Uh, Pam? You kind of have your foot in both camps, why don’t you do the uh, jump ball OK?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Don’t listen to him Pam. Trust me, tip it my way or you’re sleeping in the car."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Stanley!  What? You gotta be kidding me! !?! [Roy steals the ball, and goes for a lay up] Oh… Here we go! [Lonny shoots and makes it] Who’s on him? Somebody get him!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Teammates",
                                "text": "Yeah!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "That’s what I’m talking about."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Over here, over here. [Jim saves the ball from going out of bounds and passes to Michael] Here we go. Three! [Shoots and misses] Let’s go to the zone! We’re going to zone!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "De-fense! [clap, clap] [Michael joins in] De-fense! [clap clap]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael and Dwight",
                                "text": "De-fense! De-fense!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Warehouse worker",
                                "text": "[Roy scores] Well done team."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Who’s got Roy? [Jim does a behind the back move around Roy for the basket]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Woo!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[misses a half court shot] Aw, come on! What is wrong with me today!? Usually hit those. [Dwight scores] Dwight, I was open. All right, let’s go."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Roy bumps Michael to get around him] OK, foul. Charging. Charging. That’s a foul."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "OK."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK, I’ll take it. [misses free throw] OK."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "When I am playing hoops all of the stress and responsibility of my job here just melts away. It’s gone, I’m in the zone."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[misses another shot] What is wrong with me today?!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Who am I? Am I Michael Scott? I don’t know… I might just be a basketball machine. What’s Dunder Mifflin? I’ve never heard of it. Filing? Paperwork? Who cares? Possible downsizing? Um… well, that’s probably gonna happen, actually."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Jim! Jim! Jim, right here, Jim! Give me the ball! Ryan, cut! [Michael looks away and misses Jim’s pass] Whoa!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "My bad."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "[scores] Here we go. Here we go. Here we go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Lonny",
                                "text": "[dancing] Where you at? Where you at? You over there? I’m over there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That is cool. Is that like the Robot?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Ryan scores] Nice! Come here! [gives Ryan a chest bump]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Can we just do one? That’s cool, that’s fine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "You have one more free throw shoot. Come on."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "All right, let’s go."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Warehouse worker",
                                "text": "Watch your back Madge."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Madge",
                                "text": "Hey! Come on man!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Come on! Hey, Dwight. Dwight!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[scores] Yeah! [points to Madge] In your face!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Madge",
                                "text": "Yeah, like that counts."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know what? Dwight, Dwight…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Football is like rock and roll, it’s just bam-bam-boo… And basketball is like jazz, you know? You’re kind of… Dupee-doo, dupee-do. It’s all downbeat, it’s in the pocket, it’s like… [singing] Dupee-do, dupee-do, dapee-dah…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[singing] Du-du-du-du-dupee-do, de-do-do-do. Du-du-du-du-dupee-do, de-do-do-do. Harlem Globetrotter…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "[steals the ball, scores, mimics singing] Du-du-du-du-dupee-do. Your ball."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right, time, time out. Come on, sales, over here. Bring it in! Come on!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What’s going on? What’s going on? You’re playing like a bunch of girls."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You know what? Let me take Roy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right, switch. Take it up a notch, come on."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Shoot, shoot it.  [Roy hits Jim in the mouth with his elbow] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Foul! Naked aggression!  Oh, that is… You all right Jim? Suck it up."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Block, block, block!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Madge",
                                "text": "He’s afraid of you now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Jim makes a shot after pushing off Roy] Ouch! Oh, how much does it hurt? How much does it hurt?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Jim pushes Roy to the ground and makes another shot] Yes!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "What the hell man?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Take it easy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "No, you take it easy."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Darryl scores] Watch the long passes, you guys!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "[Dwight steals the ball from Ryan] Same team, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dwight!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[scores] Yes!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Phyllis scores] Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! In, your, face! Angela, what’s the score?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "You’re ahead."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, baby, here we go!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Jim has the ball] Jim! Jim! Right here! [runs into the elbow of the guy guarding him] Ow! God! Hold it!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Worker",
                                "text": "I’m sorry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Foul! Foul!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Worker",
                                "text": "I’m sorry. You all right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, that hurts."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Worker",
                                "text": "Sorry, I didn’t mean to do that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What’s your problem man? Gah, just clocking me for no reason?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Take your shot man!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no, no, no. That was a flagrant, personal, intentional foul. Right there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Worker",
                                "text": "No it wasn’t."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[mocking voice] Yes, it was. You know what, I’m just being fair."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Worker",
                                "text": "Oh, really? No, I just put my arm up…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Game over. Game over. That is it! I’m sorry, you know? I hate to do it this way but, you know, that’s just… we’re having a friendly game. It’s a shame. This is a damn shame, but we’re like a family here and that just, that won’t fly."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "This is a cold pack…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Here, give me that. You have to break the interior bag. [bag explodes]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thanks Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Lonny",
                                "text": "Wait, what does that mean? What is it, a tie? What’s going on?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, let’s just say whoever was ahead won."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "That was you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It was us? Really? I didn’t, I didn’t know. Great, I mean, I guess you guys are working Saturday. Your face."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "No, no, no, I’m not coming in on Saturday."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Yeah, this isn’t happening."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um… well, you guys, you know, I’m the boss so…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Lonny",
                                "text": "So what’s that? We’re coming in on Monday, right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, hey…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Lonny",
                                "text": "Monday?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[laughing] You guys believed me? Come on. Dogs, you know, you should know me better than that. No, oh, do you think that would’ve been good for morale? No. No. No. Exactly, no. I’m embarrassed it was even that close though. So… nah, of course, we’re coming in Saturday. Good game. Word."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[to Pam] …so I talked to the scout, it looks good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Mmm-hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I didn’t sign anything."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Hey baby."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "[to Jim] Look at Larry Bird. Larry Legend."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah, he’s, uh, pretty good, huh? [to Roy] Let’s get you into a tub."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Yeah? Let’s get you into a tub."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, what a game, huh? What a game."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "What time do we have to come in?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Come on. Let’s not be gloomy here man. We’re all in this together. We’re a team. You know what? Screw corporate, nobody’s coming in tomorrow. You have the day off. Like coming in an extra day is gonna prevent us from being downsized. Have a good weekend."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "The great thing about sports is that it is all about character. And you can learn lessons about life even if you don’t win. But we did because we were ahead."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[slams palms on desk] Pam, Pam, thank you ma’am. Messages, please. Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "New pants?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, yes. Thank you for noticing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Abercrombie & Fitch?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, they look that good? Wow. [Mike Myers voice] Oh, Pam please behave. Mike Myers, genius. Um, no actually I got them at a fancier place. Target."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael, could I talk to you for a second, please?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "In your office? [in Michael’s office] You know that is why you have an assistant regional manager."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, yes. Assistant to  the regional manager."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[to camera] Same thing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, it’s not. It’s lower."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It’s close."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What was that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That look?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What look?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Like trying to find the camera, to give the camera a look. Okay, we’re done. Is that your stomach? I keep hearing somebody’s stomach. [whispers] God."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So, you uh, see the Sixers game last night?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[howls like a wolf] Oww whoo whoo! The Answer was on fire!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Iverson. Yeah, always man. It’s very important."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, man! Man I tell ya. Iverson has maybe got me beat by like 20 pounds, 3 inches. [makes ‘pop’ noise with his mouth]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "What? Iverson’s not fat."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, neither am I. We both look good."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Do I have a nickname on the court, um? Well, The Answer would be nice, but it’s taken. So, uh, probably The Question. The Answer dishes to The Question. The Question back to The Answer. Answer over to The Question. The Answer, whew, [makes shooting motion] three points. The Question, whew, whew, [makes shooting motion] six points. Nothing but net. Question, who’s the best player in the league? Answer, The Question. Or the Drunkmeister."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I can’t work Saturday."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Please, have a seat. [Kevin sits down] Okay, why not?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I’m in a band."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Marching or garage?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "It’s a Steve Miller Tribute Band."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I tell you what. You give me a tape of your band and a tape of the Steve Miller Band and I’ll get back to you. That is all."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "[on the phone] Mello."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Packer. Pac-man."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Packer",
                                "text": "Whoa. Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Pac-man [imitating the noises of the video game Pac-man eating dots]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "[on the phone] Is this Michael Scott? My secret lover. My intercom, I told you never to call me here. Never! [Michael’s laughing]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m not your lover! I’m am not Michael Scott, I am Dr. Bergerstein. Your proctologist."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "[on the phone] Bergerstein!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ah, yes. Ah. [laughs]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "[on the phone] Bergerstein!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s not a Jewish joke, so don’t worry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "[on the phone] I want my money back you greedy Hebrew. Bergerstein!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[clears throat] No, hey, hey , hey. You know what I just wanted to remind you about the game today. One ‘o clock. Big game, big game."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "[sounds sick on the phone] I can’t make it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Mmm. No, you said you could man. We’re counting on ya. You know you’re playing point guard."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "[on the phone] I… I’m not coming."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No. Hey… I mean, although it’s just for fun, you know we want… I was counting on you man."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "[on the phone] Oh, God! Stop whining. You know, you only come to the pick up game once a year. You little bitch. [Michael picks up phone, takes it off speakerphone] All right, yup. Hey, okay. No problem, you know, best you can do. Hey, you know. Hey, nice talking to you too. All right take care. [sighs] Michael Scoot. That’s funny. He’s a good friend."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[eating Tootsie Rolls from Angela’s candy on her desk] Mmm. Good. Mmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "They’re one per person. [points to sign “Please take one!!]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Would you like to have a vacation this year? That’s what I thought. [continues eating Tootsie Rolls] Mmm, delicious."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Well, I though we were saving money for the wedding, but apparently Roy thought it was more important to buy two WaveRunners. I don’t really ever get to use the other WaveRunner that’s supposed to be mine because his brother uses it and they race."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Jim, you’re the new schedule guy, huh?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’m trying, yup."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah, I hear that. You know what? This little baby might come in handy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Great, thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "On one condition. You…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Forget it. It’s just a dry erase board."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, no it’s not. Okay, check it out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay, that’s insanely complicated and the first thing I’m going to do is erase it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, you’re not because I spent hours on it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, then keep it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay, I will. Okay, fine. You’ll be back."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[misses a  free throw badly] I… I think you can play. Like you could when you were a kid. I think you can never give up the play. Because if people stop playing, then they stop living. It’s like a shark. If a shark stops playing he stops living. And sharks are very playful creatures."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "[Dwight holds the first aid kit up] I’m the safety officer, not you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Isn’t that crazy? I’m a Volunteer Sheriff’s Deputy. Lackawanna County says that it’s okay for me to perform CPR, but for Michael my lips aren’t qualified enough for his perfect little face. It’s nuts."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Is that really necessary?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[wearing a face guard] I’ve almost had my nose broken a dozen times."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [],
                        "deleted": 10
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Warehouse Worker",
                                "text": "[back to the basketball game] Let’s go Lonny."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[Michael steals the ball] Yeah, Michael. Go Michael. [makes shot]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes!"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 10
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Birdie. He’s not the guy with the cheeks. Kenny G. Is… if you knew jazz, you’d know who I mean. Kenny G. God. Glad I remembered that. Jazz people know who he is."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 10
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[back to the basketball game] Dwight, pass it to Jim! Pass it to Ryan!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Oh, my ankle!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Stanley, gotta play hurt."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Oh, actually no I don’t Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I just want you know, you’ve been a big disappointment to me today, okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "[in pain] Oh. Go away."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m in. I’m in. Here we go. [Lonny gets around Michael to score and he ends up in front of Phyllis] Zone, Phyllis! We’re playing zone!"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 11
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Kevin makes seven straight shots from the free throw line]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 12
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Everybody",
                                "text": "[Michael hits a half court shot] Ah! [clapping]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes! Yes! All right. We got game!"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 13
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "Hot Girl",
                "description": "Michael is just one of the many male staff who start vying for the attention of an attractive saleswoman in the office.",
                "episode_id": 6,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 128,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Katy",
                        "appearances": 73,
                        "id": "katy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 66,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 49,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 44,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 21,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 14,
                        "id": "toby"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Roy",
                        "appearances": 14,
                        "id": "roy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jan",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "jan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 7,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "None",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "none"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "kelly"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Oscar",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "oscar"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Are you listening to me Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Affirmative."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "What did I just say?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You just said, let me uh… check my notes.  You just said…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Alan and I have created an incentive program to increase sales."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, hey how is Alan?  Tell Alan that the Mets suck! Okay? From me, big time. Go Pirates!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I’m not going to do that Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "We’ve created an incentive program to increase sales."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, huh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "At the end of the month you can reward your top seller with a prize worth up to a thousand dollars."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Whoa. Howdy-ho. Wow, a thousand big ones. That’s cool. Do I uh, do I get to pick the prize?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Uh, yes. Yes you can."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um, question: Does top salesman include uh, people who were at one time such outstanding salesman that’ve been promoted to…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "No, Michael. No. You can’t win this prize."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I didn’t mean me!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, first what we have to do is find out what motivates people more than anything else."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Sex."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s illegal. Can’t do that.  Next best thing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Torture."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Tah, come on Dwight. Just help me out here. That’s just stupid."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Uh, Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Pam!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey, there’s a…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Burger with cheese!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "There’s a person here…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And fries!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "There’s…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And shake! What? Go ahead."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "There’s a person here who wants to sell handbags."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no, no. No vendors in the office. That is a distraction."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Okay, I told her you’d talk to her."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Pam. Pam. Come on, I’m busy. So just tell her to go away."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[exhales loudly, looks out window and sees Katy] Oooh, alright I’ll talk to her."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "This one is hand embroidered."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right girls break it up, you’re being infiltrated. Cock in the henhouse."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Cocks in the henhouse."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Don’t say cocks. Oh, what is your name, my fair lass?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Katy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ah, Katy. Wow. Look at you. You are, uh you’re like the new and improved Pam. Pam 6.0."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Pam looks embarassed at Michael – Katy looks sympathetically at Pam]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, look. Oh hey, no catfights you two. I’m  against violence in the workplace."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "So am I."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Nobody cares what you think."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Doesn’t matter."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So uh, you know what? I usually don’t allow solicitors in the office but today I am going to break some rules, and you can have the conference room. It’s yours. All day."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Wow, thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "There’s an HR meeting in there at 11:30."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, lets put ’em in the hallway. Give ’em some chairs. Right? Decisiveness. One of the keys to success according to Small Businessman."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I do. I read Small Business man. I also uh, subscribe to USA Today and American Way Magazine, that’s the in-flight magazine. Some great articles in that. They did this great profile last month of Doris Roberts and where she likes to eat when she’s in Phoenix. Illuminating."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "This is my conference room. So please, uh, make yourself at home. Whatever you need, I’m right on the other side of this wall. [knocks on wall]  used to be a window here. There’s not anymore. So, that’s where I will be."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Katy unpacks her handbags]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So if you need anything else, something to make you more confortable just don’t hesitate to ask. I’m right here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "I guess a cup of coffee would be great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Wait a second. I should have spotted another addict. Uh, gotta love the ‘bucks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s like a slang for Starbucks. They’re all over the place. Oh, man, that place is like the promised land to me. What a business model too. Ah, too bad we don’t have the good stuff here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Regular coffee is fine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Nah, it’s not. it’s spppplllibbb"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "No really it is."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, here’s the thing. Y’know I do my best to be my own man and go by the beat of a different drummer and nobody gets me, and they’re always putting up walls and I’m always tearing ’em down, just breakin’ down barriers, that’s what I do all day.  So a coffee, regular coffee for you. High test, or unleaded?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Bring it on."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh. Woo, I will. I will bring it on. Ah, all right."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "So are you jealous ’cause there’s another girl around?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "She’s prettier than you though."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "That’s a very rude thing to say, Kevin."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[nods]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "So do you like the periwinkle and the purples?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "The purse girl hits everything on my checklist. Creamy skin. Straight teeth. Curly hair. Amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[handing Katy a mug of coffee] There ya go. Nice steaming cup o’joe."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I have an idea.  Why don’t I introduce you around, you know you can kind of get your foot in the door, meet potential clientele, right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Gosh, I would love to but, my purses, I should, um…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, um, well, we could have Ryan take a look. Ryan, would you look after the purses, please?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I’m installing File Share on all the computers."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, well, bladdy-bluda-blah-blah. Techno-babble. Just do it, okay. We have company. Right?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You should sell a lot here because this branch made over a million dollars last year. Not that we’re all millionaires. I’m probably closest. So here’s Oscar. Oscar, this is Katy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "I’m on the phone."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oooh-ooh. Oscar the grouch. Right? I thought of that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "That was on Sesame Street."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know. I know. I made the connection. Can you believe he’d never heard that before he worked here?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "No, I don’t believe that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know, it’s unbelievable."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s nice having Katy around. It’s another person for Michael to um, interact with."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Here is Toby from Human Resources. Katy, Toby."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Hi"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Hi, nice to meet you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Toby, Katy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Hey, um did you go to uh, Bishop O’Hara?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Yeah, me too."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Cool. What year were you there?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Eighty-nine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Toby’s divorced. He uh, guh recently, right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You and your wife, and you have kids."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "A girl."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh that so – that was really messy. He slept one night in your car too?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "[looks resigned]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "I should probably get back to my table."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. Alright. Cool.  See ya in a bit. [looks at picture on Toby’s desk] Oh, she’s cute.  Cutie-pie. Back to work."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I live by one rule. No office romances. No way. Very messy. Inappropriate. No. But, I live by another rule: Just do it. Nike."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Hey, Jimmy what do you think of that little purse girl, huh?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Cute, sure, yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Why don’t you get on that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "She’s not really my type."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "What are you gay?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hmmm, I don’t think so. Nope."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "What is your type?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[glances at Pam] Moms, primarily. Yep. Soccer moms. Single moms. NASCAR moms. Any type of moms, really."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "That’s disgusting."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Stay away from my mom."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Too late, Kev."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "[Katy walks through breakroom] Man, I would be all over that if I wasn’t dating Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "We’re not dating, we’re engaged."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Engaged, yeah."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Pam and I are good buddies.  I’m sort of Pam’s go-to guy for her problems. You know with stuff like work, or uh, her fiance Roy. Or uh… Nope, those are pretty much her only two problems."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "She’d be perfect for you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hmmm… she’s been talking to Michael a lot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So, what? You’re Assistant Regional Manager."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Assistant to the Regional Manager."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, you know what Dwight? He’s your work boss, okay? He is not your relationship boss."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That’s true."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Plus you have so much more to talk to this girl about, You’re both um, salesmen. I mean that’s something right there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "True. Plus I can talk to her about the origins of my last name."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "It’s all gold."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Guys are usually my best customers, they buy the high end stuff like the beads and the sequins and stuff. For gifts, you know?  They don’t know what they are looking at. So I make suggestions."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Alright. Here’s the thing okay, you just keep talking to her.  If you hit a stall you have a perfect fall back."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What’s that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You buy a purse."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I don’t want a purse. Purses are for girls."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Dwight, that’s not necessarily true. Do you read GQ?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay, I do. There like mini briefcases, alright?  Lots of guys have them."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Like those?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yes. Listen, you are spending way too much time talking to me, when you could be talking to her."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay, I’m just going to use the bathroom, and then I’m going…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No. You don’t need the bathroom. You’ve got it. Go."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay, shhhh stop… stop whatever you’re doing because this is going to be good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[smiles]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[mimicing Dwight in high-falsetto voice] Hi my name’s Dwight Schrute and I would like to buy a purse from you. Good lord, look at these purses! This is something special. Oh my God is this Salvatore Di-chini-asta?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[mimicing Katy] Oh definitely, definitely step in and out of it like that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yes, well I want to stress test it. You know, in case anything happens."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh! That was really. [Dwight hits purse against table] This is necessary to do to really give it a good workout. This is the ooooh… This is the prettiest one of all."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’m going to be the prettiest girl in the ball.  Oh, how much?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, God. It’s sad. It’s so sad."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[whispering] Here he comes, shhh…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[gives Dwight a thumbs-up – mouths the word] Good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[smiles in agreement]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "He did pick a good one."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You’re horrible."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "This one’s really good for a hot date."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah, what’s that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "[laughs]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I’m engaged. So…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Congratulations.  You need a hot date more than anyone."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I wished, right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Giggle-giggle, juji-juji, I get it, I get it. Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood over here right?  [to Katy] So how’s that uh, coffee from earlier?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ah, I knew it. Guzzled it down. You greedy little thing.  So, uh, Pam is this your lunch break, or was that earlier when you were eating in the kitchen with those guys?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Pam sheepishly hands Katy the purse and leaves]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "[whispers] Sorry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Busted."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "[to Pam] Come back…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh hey, I want to show you something. Come here I want to show you something.  I know you are going to like this. Picked it up today. A thousand big ones."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Is that from Starbucks?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes. This is a Starbucks digital barista. This is the mack daddy of espresso makers."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Wow. Is that for the office?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, I know what you’re thinking. You’re not prying this out of my hands, but don’t tempt me because I’ll give it to you!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "I wouldn’t think of it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office. It’s a drug. It is quite literally a drug that speeds people up. It’s not the only drug that speeds people up. You hear stories about Dunder Mifflin in the eighties before everybody knew how bad cocaine was. Guh. Man, did they move paper!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Katy reading text message on her phone] Oh the rotating um, steam wand. [Katy looks annoyed] What? What’s the matter?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Oh, nothing.  My ride just bailed on me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, oh! God. I’m sorry. Is there…?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Oh no, it’s um…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Where you going? Nearby? Because I can give you a ride."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "No…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Seriously. No, really."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "No. I really don’t want to inconvenience you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "God! No, no, no, no. No inconvenience. I mean I’m out of here at five sharp."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "At five?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I can go earlier. ‘Cause I’m the boss. You know, whatever. I’m out of here slaves."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Okay, I guess that would be, I guess that would be okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. Sounds good. Sounds good.  Five o’clock sharp.  I will give you and your purses a ride home."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Okay. Cool."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Excellent."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Cool."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Great. Cool. Cool. [takes deep breath – looks at camera] Yeah, okay."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I should have never let the Temp touch this thing. I had all these great icons and now I have four folders. So.."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It’s actually better this way."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No it’s not. Because I could just click on the icon and then I’m onto—"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael could I ask you something? I wanted to ask your permission to ask out Katy. I know it’s against the rules and everything. Because…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no, no it’s not against the rules.  She’s not a permanent employee so it’s not."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Thank you, Michael. I appreciate this so much."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "But I think you should just know that I am going to be giving her a ride home later."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "She asked me for a ride and so I am going to give her a ride home."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Is that all it is? Just a ride home? Like a taxicab?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, might be a ride home.  Might be a ride home and we stop for coffee and dot-dot-dot…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Please. Please, I am your inferior and I’m asking you this favor. Can you promise me that it will just be a ride home?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No. I cannot promise you that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You cannot promise me, or you won’t promise me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Listen, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Do you love her?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[laughs] Dwight, no. I don’t know. It’s too early to tell. I don’t know how I feel. [Dwight sadly looks away]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "I think you’ve made a really good choice, she’s really going to like that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Hmmm…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Espresso?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Oh, thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You’re welcome. Thank you.  Hmmm-hmm-hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Is that from the machine that was in your office?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ummm-hmmm…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I thought that was the incentive prize for the top salesperson."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Very easy to clean."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Stanley walks out]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. Like he’s going to win anyway, right? [laughs]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Did we get any mail?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah, I gave it to you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes you did. Yes, you did. Just checkin’. Just checkin’, double checkin’, checkin’ on the check. Thoroughness is very important in an office and…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "So, can I..? [points to the door]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, yeah, of course. Uh, Pam, one more thing. Um, how do girls your age feel about futons?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "A futon?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[nods]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "He’s a grown man"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "That’s what he said."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "That’s sad. Or it’s innovative. Well, you know the futon is a bed and couch all rolled into one. [Jim sees Roy and trails off]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "What’s up?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[not looking at Roy] Hi."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Are you still mad at me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Roy…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Come on [begins to tickle Pam]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Cut it out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Come on, you mad at me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Stop it. [laughing]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Are you still mad at me now?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[giggling] Cut it out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Are you mad at me now?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Stop. [giggling]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Huh? huh?  Come on… Come on, Pammy I was just kidding."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[breathless] Stop, I can’t breathe."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "I was just kidding.  You know I didn’t mean it. I can’t…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Jim is a great guy. He’s like a brother to me.  We’re like best friends in the office and I really hope he finds someone."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "You seem to like to touch things. Did you try the velvet?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I don’t like to necessarily touch things. I’m just… I’m shopping."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Oh no, it’s fine that you, um. Here, what about the raspberry one? It’s really uh, kind of festive. It’s got a lot of personality."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Yeah, uh no."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hey, how’s it going?  Good. Can I talk to you for a second? In private?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "I don’t think so I’m really busy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It will just take a second."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "I can’t."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Just for a minute."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "I really can’t."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Please? I wanted to talk to you in private because I wanted to ask you out on a date."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ok was that no to talking to me in private, or was that no to the date?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Both."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Dejected, Dwight walks out slowly]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "What colors do you like?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Gray. Dark Gray. Charcoal."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ryan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Would you like to help me with a special project?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I would love to."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Alright."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[in Michael’s car] Okay, just throw out all the empties."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "You don’t want to recycle them?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um, yes. Throw them away in the recycling bin."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Do you want this? [holding a full bottle of water]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "What about this bottle of power drink?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, what flavor?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Blue."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Blue’s not a flavor."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "It says flavor: Blue Blast."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, Blue Blast. Yes, put that in the trunk, and there should be an unopened Arctic Chill back there. I want that in the passengers cupholder. Thank you."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hi."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Hi."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’m Jim, by the way."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "I’m Katy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hi Katy, nice to meet you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "You sit out there, don’t you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I do. That’s what I’m best known for. Sitting out there. Alright, let’s talk about purses."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Okay, um…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Katy but you know what, don’t try to sell me one. Okay, seriously ’cause I’m just here to learn."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Okay. [laughs]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay, so I know about most of these, but you know you can…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What, stop! Whoa! That’s my Drakkar Noir."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "No, this is Rite Aid Night Swept."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, it is a perfect smell-alike. I’m not paying for the label. Right here. Give it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Well, it’s empty."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Not it’s not, there’s some in the straw. [Michael opens bottle and wipes straw along his neck] There, now you may throw it out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Wow. How many filet-o-fishes did you eat?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s over several months, Ryan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "[Under his breath] Still."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What’s up?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I’m bored."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Thank you for choosing me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, I’m kidding. Um, so you got big plans this weekend?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ah, well I think I’m gonna see Katy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What are you guys going to do?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, man I don’t know. Uh, dinner, drinks, movie, matching tattoos."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "That’s great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "And stuff… yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "That’s cool."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What are you doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I, I was gonna say, I think that um, we’re gonna help Roy’s cousin move."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "‘Cause Roy’s got a truck."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "That’s cool."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Uh, huh. Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "That is cool. Well, I’ll see you Monday though, right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Okay, I’m gonna head back."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Alright."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I think in order to be a ladies man, it’s imperative that people don’t know you’re a ladies man, so I kind of play that close to the chest. I don’t know, what can I say? Women are attracted to power. And I think other people have told me that I have a very symmetrical face. [laughs] I don’t know. I don’t know. Maybe they’re right?  I don’t know."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Sure you don’t want me to help you with that?  Cause I can grab that no problem."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Goodnight, it was nice to meet some of you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "See you later. Goodnight. Goodnight, Jim."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Goodnight, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Where you going?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I don’t know. Grab a drink, I think?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "With us?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "I uh, I probably should have told you, I don’t need a ride now ’cause Jim can take me home after so you’re off the hook."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. Great. Off the hook. Excellent. Okay, cool."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I got this. [taking Katy’s bag from Michael]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Alright, have fun."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I got it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Don’t drink and drive."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Take it easy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Have a good night."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You too, have a good night."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "You got that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, yeah. You sold a lot, so it’s lighter."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Good. Here. Squeeze it inside."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Alright now, I’m gonna warn you. Don’t freak out, okay?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Why?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "This is a really nice car. In case you haven’t noticed, this is a Corolla. Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "It’s a… it’s a very nice car."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You’re not going to freak out?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Do I have a special someone?  Uh well, yeah of course. A bunch of ’em. My employees. If I had to choose between a one-night-stand with some stupid cow I pick-up in a bar, and these people? I’d pick them every time.  Because with them, it is an everyday stand and I still know their names in the morning."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "The perfect girl for me would be Konikotaka. She has the most amazing story. She was orphaned at age 10 when both her parents were assassinated, and she was taken in by a wealthy, but very cruel, businessman. So she practiced aikido in secret for years until she could avenge the death of her parents. She’s also a survivor of monster rape."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "This is really well made. Good stitching. Excellent fabric. [shakes the purse from side to side by it’s handle] You sell a lot of these?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "It’s very popular, yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I knew it. Is it waterproof?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "I’m not sure. It’s faux snakeskin."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Snakes are waterproof. So, I’m betting that it’s waterproof. Do you know the difference between a snake and an eel?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "‘Cause I could look it up real easily."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "You’re really into reptiles, huh?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "My belt’s made out of alligator. Check it out. [lifts shirt]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Oh, um, it’s okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dwight. Dwight. Dwight! Okay, that’s it. Keep it in your pants."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I was just showing her my belt."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, don’t do that. Where are your glasses?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I…."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "He wears glasses. Did you know that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Not all the time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, now suddenly he can see. [laughs] Okay, take off. See ya. Bye-bye. [gives coffee to Katy] There you go steaming hot cup of joe."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, I know your hero. Yeah, saving you from Animal Planet Jack over there. [laughs]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Ha. Yeah, asks a lot of questions."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, yeah he is the worst."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What’s the um, saying, “once their laughing they’re… that’s… Once they’re laughing that’s 50 percent of them being horizontal. So, not that I’m just… Not that that’s my… that’s what I’m trying to do, but I think it helps kind of melts the ice. Breaks the ice, melts… Breaks the ice and melts them. Melts their hearts."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thank you, Al Gore… for the Internet. Can send messages from one side the global to the other in the blink of an eye. Can you believe we couldn’t do that ten years ago?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "We could do that ten years ago."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Right, but 20 years ago we couldn’t and that is amazing. Here’s Toby from Human Resources. This is Katy. Toby, Katy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Hi."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Hi."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Hey, did you go to Bishop Ohara?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Yeah, me too."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Cool, what year where you there?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "’89."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[talking over Toby and Katy] Toby’s divorced. God, that’s hard. That really ripped you up. She got the kids right? That’ll damage ya. Sorry man. That’s uh, that’s a bad one. How much you paying her? What can, you can’t even afford anything now, right? You’re all right though, right? Don’t ask me for a raise. [laughs] Cup of Soup’s a good idea though. That’ll… that’s a good budgetary thing to do."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "It’s just a snack."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, they’re good snacks. They’re good food, good meals, good lunch. Roman noodles are good too. You still sleepin’ in the car?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "‘Cause he slept in the car a couple times."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Just the once."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Are you still taking the antidepressants? ‘Cause it was a good idea. ‘Cause it’ll help. It’ll help, man."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "I’m gonna go back to my table."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. I’ll see you in a bit. [whispering] She’s pretty cute isn’t she? See you in a bit."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I mean whatever one you want."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Um, I like that one I think. [Ryan hands her a purse]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah, I mean, it looks real good, probably."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You know Michael’s been talking to her too."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What do you think his chances are?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, Pam I’m not gonna lie to you, he’s chances are none. Um, he’s 41 years old, he is losing his hair and his cell phone ring is “Mambo #5.” So…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[laughs] I like that song."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I don’t know though. I mean, you know that was a hit."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[laughs] 10 years ago."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, was it 10? Yeah, I have it on a mix tape from junior high."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Went well?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I think it did."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You know what, just in case she’s looking you should put some stuff in it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Seriously?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Anything. [Dwight begins to fill his new purse] Good. Yup."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What else?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Post-it Notes. Wow, that purse holds a lot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It’s a mini-briefcase."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, oh, I know. Looks great. [Dwight throws the purse over his right shoulder and gets back to work]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Do you like Steve Miller?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "‘Cause I’m in a Steve Miller Tribute… Tribute Band."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey, Dwight. I need your stapler."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It’s in my purse."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, great thanks."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Let me describe the perfect date. I take her out to a nice dinner. She looks amazing. Some guy tries to hit on her. Uh, now he wants to fight. So I grab him. I throw him into a jukebox. Then the other ninja’s got a knife. He comes at me. We grapple. I turn his knife on him. Blood on the dance floor. She’s scared now, I take her home. I’m holding her in my arms. I reach in for a kiss. I hear something in the leaves. I flip her around. She gets a poison arrow right in her back. She was in on it the whole time. But, I knew."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 10
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right. That’s looking good. Hey um, Ryan do you have any music I can borrow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "What kind do you like?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ah, I know, everything really. I love it all. I love music."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Okay, do you  like hip-hop? Do you like indie rock?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, I love both of those so much. A lot of ’em."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Okay. Do you like The Strokes?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Mmm hmm. I like ’em."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Do you like The Hives?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes. God. They’re awesome."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "You like the Fleebulls, The Glorps?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh huh. Yup. That last thing they did was great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah, I had a feeling you would like those."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Cool, so maybe hook me up  with some Fleebulls and some Hive."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Absolutely."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right. This is gonna be good."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 11
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hi, here you can have this. [Dwight gives Kelly his purse] It’s a mini-briefcase, but you can use it as a purse."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Uh, thank you."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 12
                    }
                ]
            }
        ]
    },
    {
        "season_id": 2,
        "episodes": [
            {
                "title": "The Dundies",
                "description": "Very much unlike his staff, an overeager Michael can't wait for this year's annual Dundies awards.",
                "episode_id": 1,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 138,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 74,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 48,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 42,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "None",
                        "appearances": 34,
                        "id": "none"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 23,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Manager",
                        "appearances": 10,
                        "id": "manager"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
                        "appearances": 9,
                        "id": "kelly"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jan",
                        "appearances": 9,
                        "id": "jan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Roy",
                        "appearances": 7,
                        "id": "roy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 6,
                        "id": "toby"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Oscar",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "oscar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Waitress",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "waitress"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Guy At Bar",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "guy-at-bar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Darryl",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "darryl"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Guy at bar",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "guy-at-bar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Other Guy at Bar",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "other-guy-at-bar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam and Jim",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "pam-and-jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Everybody",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "everybody"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Employee",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "employee"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Tonight is the Dundies, the annual employee awards night here at Dunder Mifflin. [holds up a trophy of a business man] And this is everybody’s favorite day. Everybody looks forward to it, because, you know, a lot of the people here don’t get trophies, very often. Like Meredith or Kevin, I mean, who’s gonna give Kevin an award? Dunkin’ Donuts? Plus, bonus, it’s really, really funny. So I, you know, an employee will go home, and he’ll tell his neighbor, “Hey, did you get an award?” And the neighbor will say, “No man. I mean, I slave all day and nobody notices me.” Next thing you know, employee smells something terrible coming from neighbor’s house. Neighbor’s hanged himself due to lack of recognition. So…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So, you ready for the… the Dundies?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Ugh…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You know what they say about a car wreck, where it’s so awful you can’t look away? The Dundies are like a car wreck that you want to look away, but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[in a Fat Albert voice] Hey hey hey! It’s Fat Halpert."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[in Fat Albert voice] Fat Halpert. [in normal voice] Jim Halpert."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So why don’t I take you on a tour of past Dundie winners. We got Fat Jim Halpert here. Jim, why don’t you show of your Dundies to the camera?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, I can’t because I keep them hidden. I don’t want to look at them and get cocky."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, that’s a good idea."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Mine are at home in a display case above my bed."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Gyaaah. T.M.I. T.M.I my friends."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "T.M.I.? Too much information. Ah, it’s just easier to say T.M.I. I used to say “Don’t go there” but that’s… lame."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And here we have Stanley the Manly. Now Stanley is a Dundie all-star, aren’t you Stan? Why don’t you, ah, show them some of your bling."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I don’t know where they are, I think I threw them out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, no you di-int."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I think I did."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "W-why did you…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Say, we got to order some more apa-teezers this time.  We ran out last year, remember?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes we should. I… you know what?  I wanted one of those skillets of cheese, but when I got off stage, [turns to Kevin] someone had eaten all of them."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[in video] To Oscar Martinez it’s the “Show Me the Money” award! Yeah!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Michael has taped every Dundies awards and now, he’s making me look through hours of footage to find highlights."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "[in video] That’s supposed to be confidential."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[in video] He has the award-ah! …it’s a type of song that we are going to play for the ladies. Hit it, Dwight!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Dwight starts playing the tune of “Mambo No. 5” by Lou Bega on his recorder]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[singing along to tune on video] A little bit of Paaam, all night long, a little bit of Angela on the thing…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Somebody sits in front of the camera on the video, so even though nothing can be seen, Michael can still be heard]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[in video]…a little bit of Phyllis everywhere…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, yeah, this is the part where Kevin sat in front of the camcorder all night. It’s great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[on video] …a little bit of Roooy eating chicken crispers… …a little bit of Jim with some ribs, a little bit of…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "It was you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Live and learn."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[quietly laughing] It wasn’t. I swear."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Yeah, it was."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "So, what’s the joke? You’re not perfect either."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "We’re not laughing at you, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "So who are we laughing at?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Um, just something somebody wrote."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Who? Dave Barry?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "[laughing] No. No, just something that was written in the ladies’ room wall."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What is it? Who wrote it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Um, it’s kind of private."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "[whispering] It’s about Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That is defacement of company property. So you better tell me. Kelly, if you tell me, you’ll be punished less."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Okay, now I’m laughing at you."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[talking to the speakerphone] Will her highness, Jan Levinson-Gould, be descending from her corporate throne this evening to visit us lowly serfs here at Dunder Mifflin Scranton?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[on speaker phone] It’s a, it’s, it’s a two and a half hour drive from New York, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, you could take the bus.  You could work on the way here. Sleep on the way home."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Wuh… Come on, Jan. This is important. I mean, this is, this is, validation to my employees here that you and corporate approve of this. So…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "No, we don’t approve of this Michael. I mean, y-you only had the budget for one office party a year, so… we’re not paying for this."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Michael looks at the camera and motions for the camera to leave the office]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[to camera] Could you…?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Are you there Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, I’m here, I just wanted to, uh, talk to you for a second about that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Michael closes the blinds]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[The camera tries to find a crack in the blinds]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um, what, ah, what is, I mean…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[The camera pans around to reception, Pam is listening]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "…come on, Jan!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[The camera goes to a side of Michael’s office where the blinds are still partially open]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You’re dropping an A-Bomb on me here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Really? I’m dropping an atomic bomb on you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, yeah, I mean, what is…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "You already had a party on May 5th for no reason."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No reason?! It was the 05 05 05 party…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "And you had a luau…."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "…it happens once every billion years."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "And a tsunami relief fundraiser which somehow lost a lot of money."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, no, that was a FUN raiser. I think I made that very clear in the fliers, fun, F-U-N."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Okay, well, I don’t understand why anyone would have a tsunami FUN raiser, Michael. I mean, that doesn’t even make sense."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, I think a lot of people were very affected by the footage."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "This is a little character I like to do [places a green turban with a yellow feather on his head], it is, uh, loosely based on Karnack, one of Carson’s classic characters. [puts an envelope to his head] Here we go. The PLO, the IRA, and the hot dog stand behind the warehouse. [tears open envelope and pulls out card] “Name three businesses that have a better health care plans than Dunder Mifflin.”  Here’s the problem. There’s no open bar because of Jan and it’s the reason why comedy clubs have a two drink minimum. It’ll be fine, I just…wish people were going to be drunk."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Phyllis catches Dwight trying to sneak into the girls bathroom]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Dwight, get out of here!!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[The door swings open and Dwight is being pushed out by Phyllis]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, no, no, no…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "What were you doing in the ladies room?!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "…no, no, no, no, it’s not what you think."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Why were you peering over the stalls?!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, why were you in there?!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "You are a pervert!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What were you doing in there?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "You, are, a pervert!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I am not."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[in video] The Dundie award for “Longest Engagement” goes to Pam Beesley."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Pam, everybody! [starts clapping]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Pam just sits there stirring her drink, rolls her eyes and glances over at Jim]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Jim, at the adjacent table, crosses his arms and glances over at Pam, both look annoyed]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Whoooo! When is that girl gonna get married? That’s what I have to say. Ah, Roy’s accepting."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "[on video] Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[on video] Thank you Roy. Are there any words you’d like to say, on Pam’s behalf?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "[on video] Ah, w-we’ll see you next year."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[on video] Yeah, oh, hope not! Oh God!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m not changing that, it’s the best one."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, it’s hilarious, you’re right. I just think, um, “world’s longest engagement”, um, we’re all expecting it, you know?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s why it’s funny. Every year that Roy and Pam don’t get married, it gets funnier."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well I think if you use the same jokes it just comes across as lazy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, [taking it to heart] lazy. Uh huh."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Excuse me, everyone, could I have your attention please. I just wanted to say that the women in this office are terrible. Especially the ones who wrote that stuff about Michael on the bathroom wall. Having a bathroom is a privilege. It is called a ladies room for a reason. And if you cannot behave like ladies, well then you are not going to have a bathroom."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You’re taking away our bathroom?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "We are going to have two men’s rooms."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "But where would we…go?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Be prepared to hold folks [Michael comes out of his office] From 9 am to…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Michael…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "…Dwight is banning us from our bathroom."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, well, that’s just ridiculous, so just don’t, I-I don’t have time for this right now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Nnnnno, there needs to be repercussions…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Just don’t, don’t talk-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "…for people’s behavior."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Don’t talk-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "And it’s-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Just STAP IT YAP IT!!!!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, look, I know there have been a lot of rumors flying around about the Dundies this year. How there is no money, and how there is no food, and how the jokes are really bad, but WHAT THE HELL EVERYBODY!? I mean, God. The Dundies are about the best, in every, one of us. Can’t you see that? I mean, okay, we can do better. so, tonight, for the first time, we are inviting all of your friends and family to attend the awards with us."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[with a small fist pump] Yes!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, not bad, right? So let’s make this the best Dundies ever."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[clapping] Best Dundies ever."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Welcome to the eighth annual Dundies awards."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Quick cut to everybody talking and ignoring Dwight]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Before we get started, a few announcements. Keep your acceptance speeches short, I have wrap it up music, and I’m not afraid to use it. [points] Devon!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "“The Dundies, how can I explain it? Awards you like to hate it. I’m psyched you all made it. You never had to work so hard and feel that no one notices you.  You’re just a name and number and no one even says hello.” [to Ryan] Card!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "The Dundies are kind of like a kid’s birthday party, and you go, and there’s really nothing for you to do there. But the kid’s having a really good time, so you’re, kind of there. That’s-that’s kind of what it’s like."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "“You down with The Dundies? You down with the Dundie-“"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[The music stops, Michael looks back at Dwight]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "The waitress tripped on the cord."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Alright, alright, joke landed. So we are here, thank you all for coming to the 2005 Dundie awards. [takes off sweater to reveal tuxedo] I am your host, Michael Scott. And I just want to tell you please, please, do not drink and drive. Because you may hit a bump and spill the drink!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[to waitress] Oh, just put these on the group tab."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Nope, actually this year, ah, no group tab, we’re going to be doing separate checks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "You said, we could bring our families."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I did. And why didn’t ya Stanley?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I did, my wife’s name is Terri."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, I’m looking forward to meeting Terri."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "It’s this person who’s hand I’m holding Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Michael is dumbfounded, Dwight pushes a button on his keyboard that says, “OHHH, YEAHHHH.”]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[to Dwight, in a low voice] Shut it. [normal voice] Um, good. Speaking of relationships, of all, all way shapes and forms. Um, I was out on a very, very hot date with a girl from HR, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Really? We don’t have any girls from HR."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, that…for the sake of the story. And things were getting hot and heavy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And I was about to take her bra off…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "…when she made me fill out six hours of paperwork-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Like an AIDS test?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No! [under his breath] God."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[clears throat] Alright, so let’s get this party staaaarrrrted."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Hey let’s go to Poor Richard’s."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Yeah, let’s get out of here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Um…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um, guys, where you going? Pam, show’s just getting started."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Sorry."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "You staying?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, gotta eat somewhere."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And now… to someone who quietly goes about their job, but always seems to land the biggest accounts…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "…the “Busiest Beaver” award goes to Phyllis Lapin."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Everybody starts clapping, Phyllis gets out of her booth and makes her way to Michael, she gives Jim a high five along the way]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, way to go Phyllis. Nice work, per usual."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "This says “Bushiest Beaver”."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What? I told them busiest…idiots."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "It’s, it’s fine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, we’ll fix it up. You don’t have to display that."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Pam and Roy are at the truck, arguing.]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "…because that’s what happens every time!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "…talking about? He’s a jackass every year."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "[Put’s his hand on Pam’s arm] Come on, we’re going to Poor Richard’s."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[Breaks Roy’s grip] No, I don’t want to go, I don’t want to."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Pam. Go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "If you would have asked me that, then you would know."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Michael has false teeth in and glasses with squinted eyes on them]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[in a stereotypical oriental accent] Herro everybodeeee. I’m gonna cwall Jan Revinson-Gould."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey! How are ya? I thought you left?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh no, I just, I decided to stay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I’ll just get a ride home from Angela."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh good, I’m just in time for Ping."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[doing impression] Oh, dat wir be fwar. Ah, me so horny."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[The camera zooms to an Asian customer behind Michael, she is looking at Michael in disbelief]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Right? You know wat I’m talking ’bout."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[to an off camera waiter and still clutching Jim’s beer] Can I get a drink?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "This next award goes to somebody, who really, lights up the office."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Cut to Pam still drinking the beer]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Somebody, who I think a lot of us, cannot keep, from checking out. The “Hottest in the Office” award goes to… …Ryan the temp!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah. [singing to music] “Hidy ho, you sexy thang. You sexy thang you.” Here you go."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "What am I going to do with the award? Nothing. I-I don’t know what I’m going to do. That’s the least of my…concerns right now."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And the “Tight Ass” award goes to Angela.  Not only because she is everybody’s favorite stickler, but because she has, a great caboose.  So…come on down."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "No."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[Pam starts sipping an empty glass] I think those might be empty."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, no. ‘Cause the ice melts and then it’s like second drink! [laughs]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Second drink?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "The “Spicy Curry” award goes to our very own Kelly Kapoor!  Get on up here. Here you go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "“Spicy Curry”, what’s that mean?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um, not everything means something, it’s just a joke."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Yeah, but why’d you give it to me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t know, it’s just…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "This is a bowler-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know. It’s ju- they didn’t have any more businessmen. So…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Yeah, but everyone else-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Just sit down Kelly."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[sweaty and chugging water from a bottle] It’s so freakin’ hot in there. Now I know what Bob Hope was going through when he performed in Saudi Arabia. Man! I got Dwight sucking the funny out of the room, but you do what you can do. [Music starts playing in the background] Here we go, he’s early with the cue. Here we go."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Michael is singing to the tune of “Tiny Dancer” by Elton John] “You have won a tiny Dundie.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Guy at bar",
                                "text": "Sing it Elton."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, thanks guys. Hey, where you guys from?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Other Guy at Bar",
                                "text": "We just came from yo’ mama’s house."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, alright, yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Guy At Bar",
                                "text": "Sing ’em a song dude."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, you know what guys, we’re just having a little office party, so if you want, uh…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Something flies by Michael] Hey, you know, cool it guys, really-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[The guy at the bar throws another object, looks like a wad of wet napkins, this time it hits Michael on the shoulder]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Guy At Bar",
                                "text": "You suck man!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Let’s cut it. [Dwight turns the music off]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[clears throat] [with a lot less enthusiasm] I had a few more Dundies to, uh, give out tonight, but, I’m just going to cut it short. And wrap it up so everybody can enjoy their food. Um…thanks for listening, those who listened. [clears throat] This last Dundie is for Kevin, this is the “Don’t Go in There After Me” award. It’s for the time that I went into the bathroom after him, and it was really, really smelly. So…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[give Kevin his award]There you go."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yay Kevin. Whoo hoo for Kevin! For stinking up the bathroom."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[starts clapping] Yeah, alright Kev."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[More people start clapping]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Woo! Hey, I haven’t gotten one yet!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yes, I have not gotten one either. So, keep going."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "More Dundies!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam and Jim",
                                "text": "[clapping] Dundies! Dundies! Dundies! Dundies!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Everybody",
                                "text": "Dundies! Dundies!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[getting his spirit back] Alright, alright, alright, okay. Alright, we’ll keep rolling. Okay, this is the fine work award. This goes to Stanley, for all the fine work he did this year."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Fine work! Fine work Stanley!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know you did."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Here here! Speech, speech, speech, speech [other people start joining in]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Well, well, last year, I got great work, so I don’t…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Pam starts laughing her cute drunk laugh]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "So, I don’t know what to think about this award. But at least I didn’t get smelliest bowel movement like Kevin. [starts chuckling]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And this next award is going out to our own little Pam Beesley…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Cut to Pam, her face goes from drunken elation to sober realization]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "…I think we all know what award Pam is going to be getting this year."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Cut to Jim’s reaction of scared expectation]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It is the “Whitest Sneakers” award! Because she always has the whitest tennis shoes on!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Get on down here! Pam Beesley ladies and gentlemen! [Pam grabs the microphone from him] Oh, here we go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I have so many people to thank for this award."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Quick cut to Jim laughing and staring at Pam with amused wonder]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Okay, first off, my Keds. Because I couldn’t have done it without them. [people clap] Thank you. Let’s give Michael a round of applause for MC-ing tonight because [people start clapping again] this is a lot harder than it looks. And also because of Dwight too."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Dwight stands up, but nobody claps]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Um, so, finally, I want to thank God. Because God gave me this Dundie."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Quick cut to Jim, he’s doesn’t know whether to laugh or take her seriously, so he gives her an amused/appreciative grin]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "And, I feel God in this Chili’s tonight. WHOOOOOOOO!!!!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Pam Beesley ladies and gentleman. [Pam hugs Michael and gives him a quick peck on the cheek] Oh! Thank you."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What a great year for the Dundies."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "We got to see Ping.  [Pam nods] And we learned of Michael’s true feelings for Ryan. [Pam nods] Which was touching. And, we heard Michael change the lyrics to a number of classic songs. [Pam nods] Which for me, has ruined them for life. [looks at Pam, who is staring at him, nodding]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Jim looks at the camera, then back at Pam, who is still nodding]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Nothing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I don’t know, what?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Pam starts laughing, then suddenly falls off the bar stool]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh my God! You are so drunk!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Did you get that? Please tell me you got that. This is all going to be on."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Quick, quick, the woman is having a seizure. Grab her tongue, grab her tongue! It’s okay, I’m a sheriff’s deputy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "He’s a volunteer."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Don’t get into that now. We need something to cushion her head. Throw pillow? A cush-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Dwight come on, come-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It’s okay, I’m going to use my shirt."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Dwight starts taking off his shirt, but gets stuck]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Dwight, get off me!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[A Chili’s employee comes over, Jim helps Pam up, Dwight is stuck in his shirt]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Employee",
                                "text": "I’m sorry, you’re gonna have to put your clothes back on, people are trying to eat."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[struggling] Ahh! I can’t-"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Was this year’s Dundies a success? Well, let’s see, I made Pam laugh so hard, that she fell out of her chair, and she almost broke her neck. So I killed, almost."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh my God!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Whoa."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I just want to say, that this was the best, Dundies, ever! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Whoa."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Whoa, careful, careful."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[We have a strict policy here not to over serve.  Apparently, this young woman was sneaking drinks off other people’s tables. I Xeroxed her driver’s license and she is not welcome to this restaurant chain ever again."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Great work tonight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Watch your step."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Excellent."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Thanks, I had to, uh, check her pupils to make sure there wasn’t a concussion."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, that too, but I mean with the audio. Great work."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I feel bad about what I wrote on the bathroom wall."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No you don’t."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, here she is. Careful, careful, whoa. Alright, easy. Almost there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey, um, can I ask you a question?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Shoot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Pam stares at Jim for a little while, then glances at the camera, realizes she’s on camera]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Um, I just wanted to say thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Not really a question. [starts to laugh] Okay, let’s get you home, you’re drunk."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Jim opens the door for her]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Alright."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Bye."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Goodnight, have a good night. Thank you Angela."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "TMI. Too much information. I used to say, “Don’t go there,” but that is so lame now. Or, “You go, girl.” Or… Um, when did “Where’s the beef?” That was, like, a long, long time ago. It’s funny how the shelf life of these things, like how long they last, like, “Too much information” probably came on the scene… I mean, I didn’t hear it till, like, this month, so it’s pretty recently. Um, but you know, they’re generally good for, like, no more than five or six years."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Yes, that’s true. I have never won a Dundie. I am more than okay  with that."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "I think I’m gonna share some Cadillac Fajitas with Toby. Toby is so cute, except he has that stupid kid."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Yes, I’m the designated driver, which is very important. We need everyone to get home safely. [sighs] But no one ever gives me gas money, and people live all over. It’s expensive."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[scoffs] Like a gaggle of geese… [jibbering mockingly]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right, we need something for Kevin."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Mmm-hmmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What do we know about him? He’s an accountant."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "He plays guitar, he likes naval history. He’s a bowler."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[talking over Jim] He’s fat. The fat accountant award."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, you seem to have this under control."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "The weird part about this whole deal this that Michael truly believes that these awards are inspiring and motivational. I mean, he puts more effort and time and commitment into the Dundies than anything else he does all year. Which is probably why this branch will be downsized."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I am the fat accountant."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael, I need to talk to you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Here he is."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I just thought that you might like to know that someone has written something about you on the ladies’ room wall."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Really? What did they say? “For a good time, call Michael Scott”?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Good one."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Uh, no, no. No, I think something bad, maybe."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Why do you think that? You just immediately go to that, Dwight? Why are you so negative? Why…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I mean, you just come in and you’re just negative…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "…and you just walk negatively."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Do you want me to find out what it says?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "By any means necessary?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What does that even mean? What are you… What are you talking about?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It’s the ladies’ room."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Just go and find out what it says and who said it and report back to me. But don’t tell anybody that I have anything to do with it because if they ask me, I will say that you are crazy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thank you. You won’t regret this, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What award would you like to give Dwight?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I hadn’t planned on including him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Kevin."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It hasn’t always been easy being a whistleblower. When I was in school, the kids would call me a tattle-tale or a snitch or a worm. So I really identify with those women from Enron. I wrote them letters to tell them how much they inspired me, but they never wrote back. I guess they’re all married."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Angela, it’s simple. Just tell me what the bathroom wall says."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I don’t talk about what goes on in the restroom."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m not asking what you do in there. I just want to know what’s written about Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I don’t says those kinds of things out loud. It’s inappropriate."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay, I’ll talk. You nod if I get it right. Does it have to do with his butt or his wiener?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I think his characters are pretty funny. Especially Ping."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, what should I do, guys? Seriously, do you want me to just cancel the Dundies?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "No, we were just hoping you wouldn’t do those characters, like last time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ping? Everybody loves Ping. He’s my most popular character."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "I think many people find that character slightly racist."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Really? Well, he is based on the Chinese delivery guy that I have, who talks exactly like that, so, I think you should take it up with him instead of me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Look, I’m just saying that there are many people that are offered by your insensitive skits."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[sighs] Well, neither of you are Chinese, so what… Why do you care?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Dwight, get out of here!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, no, no."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "You can’t be in here!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It’s not what you think."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Shut up. You’re a freak!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m on official business."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "You are…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "This is Dunder Mifflin…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I’m telling Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No. Phyllis, you’re not…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I’m telling Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Phyllis, no. No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Michael, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Phyllis, no, no. Do not listen to her. She’s out of her mind."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Dwight was in the ladies’ room and he was looking at me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That is not true."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "He was looking at me in the ladies’ room."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That’s totally unfair. I was just in the ladies’ room in order to spy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dwight, you’ve hit a new low here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "That’s what I said. He was spying in the ladies’ room."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What do you think, Phyllis? You think I followed you in there? Like, “Oh good. Phyllis is going to the bathroom, so maybe I get to see her naked from the waist down.” I’m not even attracted to you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That is a good point."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Write him up or I’ll take it to Jan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, all right, I will do that. I will get to that definitely. Absolutely."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "When?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, I don’t know. Maybe after I finish writing, producing, directing, and hosting your awards show. All right, just relax, keep your pants on. Unless, of course, you’re in the bathroom and you should be able to take your pants off in that case without Creepsville Central spying on you. Good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "All right."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 10
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "All right, let’s wrap it up. Come on, we’re late. The Dundies are starting very soon. Accounting, let’s go, let’s go. Okay, I gave you fair warning. [turns off their computers] Out. Who’s next, customer service? Meredith, let’s roll."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 11
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Here we go. [organizing his costumes] And that. [to waitress] Hey. How you doing?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 12
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[singing] You down with the Dundies?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah, you know me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[singing] You down with the Dundies?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "The Dundies!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[singing] You down with the Dundies? You’re all my homies"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You know me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[singing] You down with the Dundies?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah, you know me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[singing] Yeah, all the homies"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 12
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I have listened to that song so many times and I still don’t know what OPP stands for. Other people’s… Something. I… [shakes head]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 12
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "So, Pam, I wonder who’s gonna get “longest engagement” this year."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Well. You’re not goona get longest engagement, man, ’cause we got that locked up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I wonder what I’ll get. I brought my fiance."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 13
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right, our next award… ah, yes, this award goes to the most creative writing on the ladies’ room wall, and the winner is… Who is it? Who wants to claim it? Shiny Dundie. Who wrote it? Great idea, Dwight."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 14
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "I’m just saying I don’t think it’s appropriate for you to have given Ryan that award."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "He’s hot, all right? What do you want me to do about it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Okay, that is fine to feel, but not to act on."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[sighing] It was unanimous, Toby."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "It wasn’t a vote. You decided."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, okay, I based it on what I felt was unanimous office sentiment, and this isn’t even about what Ryan thinks. It’s about you. It’s about how you feel about the Dundies. Admit it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Okay, that is not true."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, it is true."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "‘Cause Ryan asked me to talk to you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, I don’t have time for this. I need to get on stage and you are breaking my concentration. [imitating Native chant] Me Chief Michael Scott. Here to trade…"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 15
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Excuse me, Goldschlager, extra flakes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Waitress",
                                "text": "We don’t have that. You want a Presidente Margarita? Blue Pacific Margarita, El Nino…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, no. No margarita. Hot sake."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Waitress",
                                "text": "[shakes head ‘no’]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Fosters in the big can."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Waitress",
                                "text": "[shakes head ‘no’ again]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Just a chocolate shake, chocolate sprinkles."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 16
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay. No, no, no, no, no. Lie still, lie still."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I am fine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Dwight, this is crazy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Jim, not now! We need to cushion her head. Lie still. Please, Pam. Do not move."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Dwight, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m sorry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[laughing] I am fine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Jim, don’t interfere."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Manager",
                                "text": "You have to put your clothes back on. People are trying to eat."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, my God."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Can you give me a second, sir."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Manager",
                                "text": "No!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Dwight, let me up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Manager",
                                "text": "Put your clothes back on. Get, get right now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I am a Sheriff’s Deputy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Manager",
                                "text": "That’s fine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I could have my men in here in a second and have you arrested."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "The other volunteers."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Pam, are you all right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I’m fine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Manager",
                                "text": "Sir, sir."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "How many fingers am I holding up?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You’re holding up three fingers."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "All right. Are you okay?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Manager",
                                "text": "Put your clothes on, right now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I will. I will. You need to calm down."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Manager",
                                "text": "Right now."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 17
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Don’t wanna forget that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Manager",
                                "text": "You and your party really need to leave right now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Absolutely. Is this mine or is this Chili’s?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Manager",
                                "text": "You know what? Don’t worry about it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Keep it. My gift. [hugs Chili’s Manager] Thank you. Have a good night. See you next year."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Manager",
                                "text": "That’s fine."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 18
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "Sexual Harassment",
                "description": "The office reviews its sexual harassment policy in light of explicit e-mails.",
                "episode_id": 2,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 111,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 41,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 26,
                        "id": "toby"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 22,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Todd Packer",
                        "appearances": 20,
                        "id": "todd-packer"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam’s Mom",
                        "appearances": 18,
                        "id": "pam’s-mom"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 12,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jan",
                        "appearances": 11,
                        "id": "jan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Roy",
                        "appearances": 10,
                        "id": "roy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 9,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 6,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Darryl",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "darryl"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Video",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "video"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Albiny",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "albiny"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin’s computer",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "kevin’s-computer"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Warehouse Guy",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "warehouse-guy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Warehouse guy",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "warehouse-guy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Warehouse guys",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "warehouse-guys"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Meredith",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "meredith"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Man in Video",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "man-in-video"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Mr. O’Malley",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "mr.-o’malley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Oscar",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "oscar"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[clears throat] Hey, what’s up?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Any emails today?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Um… I don’t think so."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No? Um… Check your spam folder."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh! There it is!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Um… ‘Fifty signs your priest might be Michael Jackson.’"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[laughs uncontrollably]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well done."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Kay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Topical."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I am king of forwards. It’s how I like to do business, everybody joking around. We’re like ‘Friends’. I am Chandler and Joey and, uh, Pam is Rachel. And Dwight is Kramer."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "So the monkey does the sex thing right here! [monkey noises in background]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s funny! That’s funny. Not offensive. Uh… because it’s nature. Educational."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Do you want the link because then you could forward it around?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um, I…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Consider it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah… maybe. Maybe. Well, we’ll see. Because I… I don’t know if it’s… [muffled by jacket over his head] Whup! Come on! Hey!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "What has two thumbs and likes to bone your Mom? [points at self] This guy!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Kay! Oh, you are so bad! Yeah!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "[makes laser gun noises]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, Boom! Bam! Oh, this guy is out of control! He is a madman! Better get the bleep button ready for him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "bleep, bleep. What’s up, Halpert?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "Still queer?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-o!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Todd Packer and I are total BFF. Best Friends Forever. He and I came up together as salesmen. One time, we were out and we met this set of twins. And Packer told them that we were brothers. And so, you know, one thing led to another, and we brought em back to the motel. And then Packer did both of them. It was awesome. So…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh-whoa-oh! Oh! Okay. Grade ‘A’ gossip for you, right now. Randall, CFO, resigned. Nobody knows why."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "Are you kidding? Everyone knows why! You don’t know? Okay, check this out. Al lright. So here’s the story. So Randall is nailing his secretary, right? And she is totally incompetent."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Really? Here we go! Buckle up. It’s going to be a bumpy one!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "We’re talking blonde incompetent."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "Like 10 words a minute… talking."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, to be fair… blondes, brunettes, you know, there’s a lot of dumb people out there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "They are women, right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh! Wow! I didn’t say it! I didn’t say it!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "I said it. And then, suddenly, for no reason, this bimbo blows the whistle on the whole thing just to be a bitch."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, wow! What did I tell you about the bleep button."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey, um… what has two thumbs and hates Todd Packer? [points at self] This guy!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "Meant to ask you, can you think you can get someone to drive me around because of the, uh, DUI situation?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh. Bad boy. [to Ryan] Um… Ryan? [makes Donald Duck noise]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "[to Ryan] Come on, kid. Let’s go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ah! Man. That Todd Packer can do anything."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Except pass that breathalyzer."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "You a big William Hung fan?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "Why does everyone ask me that? Who the hell is that?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin’s computer",
                                "text": "[monkey noises]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’m really excited to meet your Mom."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You are?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "My Mom is coming in to visit. And she lives like two hours away. And she doesn’t have a cell phone… which is cool cause it’s kind of adding some suspense to my day. And I keep looking over at the door hoping she’ll walk in."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I’ve decided to show her around. She really wants to meet everybody."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh yeah?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "mmhmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Good. Cause I have a lot of questions."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah. As a child, did Pam show any traits that would hint towards her future career as a receptionist?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, send me that link to the monkey sex video. I’m going to forward it like it’s hot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Forward it like it’s hot. Forward it like it’s hot. “Old School”."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, Toby?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Um… I need to talk to you in your office. It’ll just take two seconds."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um… literally two seconds?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Toby is in HR which technically means he works for Corporate. So he’s really not a part of our family. Also he’s divorced so he’s really not a part of his family."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "The full story is that Randall resigned because of sexual harassment. So Corporate asked me to do a five minute review of the Company Sexual Harassment policy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no, Toby. No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "It’s really not a big deal, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It is a big deal. It’s a big deal! What are we supposed to do? Scrutinize every little thing we say and do all day? I mean, come on!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "And then Corporate is going to send in a lawyer…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Just to refresh you… ."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "NO!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "on our policy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What? He! No! Okay, what is a lawyer going to come in and tell us? To not send out hilarious emails or not tell jokes?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Maybe not some of them. Maybe not inappropriate ones."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That’s why it’s a joke."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Everyone! Hello! Everyone. Hi! Sorry to interrupt. I know you’re all busy and the last thing you want is for a major interruption. But Toby has an announcement that he insists on making right now in the middle of the day. [to Toby] So, take it away."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Yeah, okay. Corporate would like us to do a five minute review of the Company Sexual Harassment policy so I’ll go over that later."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I wish you luck, Toby. I really do. But you are going to have a mutiny on your hands and I just can’t wait to see how you handle it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "A guy goes to a five dollar… lady of the night and he gets crabs. So, the next day he goes back to complain. And the woman says “Hey. It was only five dollars. What did you expect? Lobster?” This is what’s at stake."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Time to bring out the big guns. I’m heading down to the warehouse where jokes are born. Find a killer joke that’ll just blow everybody away at the seminar later. And remind them what is great about this place. So… ah! Here they are. [to Warehouse guys] Guys! Wondering if I could, uh, get your help for something. I’m looking for a new joke to tell and it needs to be just killer. And it does not need to be clean. So whatcha got?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Like a joke? A knock-knock joke?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um, yeah, no, well… I mean better. Better than that. The type of stuff you guys tell all day."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Well, [points at Michael] those are some awful tight pants you have on. Where’d you get em? Like Queers R Us?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Boys R Us!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Warehouse Guy",
                                "text": "Oh!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Alright, alright. Well, yeah, but, you know… a joke but not necessarily at my expense."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Man, we can see all your business coming around the corner, okay? You need to, you know, hide the… good thing you don’t have a lot of business to start with."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oooh, okay. That was still about me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Hey, hey, hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "So you don’t have the biggest package. Don’t feel bad."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t feel bad."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "[fake whispers to Roy] I think he feels bad."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, I don’t."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "You look like you feel bad."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Little package!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, not exactly what I was looking for but thanks guys."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Warehouse guy",
                                "text": "Little package! Little package!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "You look good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Hiding from his momma."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Warehouse guys",
                                "text": "[kissing noises, sheep baaing sounds]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "So remember, intent is irrelevant. And that’s it. Pam?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Um… I just wanted to say that… Just, my Mom’s coming in today."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "MILF!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Thanks, Kevin."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Usually the day we talk about sexual harassment is the day that everyone harasses me as a joke."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "She’s coming in today and maybe just don’t joke around about that stuff in front of her."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Great point."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Um… in fact, basic rule of thumb, let’s just act everyday like Pam’s Mom’s coming in. All right. That’s it. Um… if anybody has any questions about anything, you know where I sit in the back."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hi, is it over?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Uh, yes!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "I can go over it with you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know, I know. It’s good. It is not over. It is not over til it’s over."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "It’s over."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Did he tell you everything? Obviously, he didn’t because you all still look relatively happy. Albeit bored. Do you realize what we’re losing? Seriously?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Email forwards."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Exactly! Mmwwah [blows kiss to Angela]! Can we afford to lose email forwards? Do we want that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I hate them. You send me these filthy emails and you say forward them to ten people or you’ll have bad luck."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Give me a break. Umm… Stanley, how about that hot picture you have by your desk? Centerfold in the Catholic schoolgirl’s outfit? I mean, it is hot, it is sexy, and it turns him on. And I will admit, best part of my morning is staring at it. But what? Are we just going to take it away?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "That is my daughter. She goes to Catholic girls’ school. I am taking it down right now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Um… what about office romance?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Office relationships are never a good idea. Yeah. So let’s just try to avoid them. But, um, if you already have one, you should disclose it to HR."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "All relationships? Eh, even a one-night stand?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I think the old honor system was just fine. For example, I have never slept with an employee. And, believe me, I could have."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah, Meredith."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No! No! Catherine. Remember her? Remember how hot she was?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "She would have definitely slept with me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "She wasn’t that hot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, she was. Dammit, Kevin!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Ok, you know, Michael…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’m in an office relationship. It’s special. Um… she’s nice. She’s shy. She’s actually here. You want to meet her? Hold on one second. Oh, my God! Put on a shirt! Put on a… . I told you that you’d be on camera. I’m sorry, she’s European. No, I told you that you’d be on camera. Stop it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What if Pam was a lesbian? What if she brought her “partner” in to work? [to Toby] Would that be crossing the line?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What if they made out? In front of everybody?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Well, that would be…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "At home? And I told everybody everything about it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Okay, I’m lost."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. Well, then let’s act it out. Pam, you will be girl A and girl B will be… Okay! We’ll use the doll. Pam. Pam?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Video",
                                "text": "[Crossing the Line: Rules for the Modern Workplace]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I wish Todd Packer was here because he would love this. I wonder if anybody else would like to do this. Hey! Um… we have to watch, uh, Toby’s video that he’s showing us in order to brainwash us and I was wondering if anybody would like to join in? Going to be fun. Got my great pizza. Whataya say? Jim?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, thanks. I’m good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s what she said. Pam?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Uh… my mother’s coming."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s what she sai [clears throat]  Nope, but… Okay. Well, suit yourself."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hey, Toby."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Hey Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You said that we could come to you if we had any questions."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Sure."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Where is the clitoris? On a website, it said at the crest of the labia. What does that mean? What does the female vagina look like?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Technically, I am in Human Resources. And Dwight was asking about human anatomy. Um… I’m just sad the public school system failed him so badly."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Yeah, maybe when you get really comfortable with each other, you can ask for that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Good. Good. And…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "I should get back to work."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Man in Video",
                                "text": "In today’s fast-paced business climate, it can sometimes be hard to know when a comment or an action crosses the line. Let’s take a look at a couple of scenarios and ask ourselves ‘where is the line?’"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Video",
                                "text": "[Scenario 1:"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[to cell phone] Yes. Yes, I did. Okay. Well, we can talk about that later then. [to Pam] Hi."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, you are never going to believe this. The girl in the video we’re watching that Corporate gave us… Darryl banged her! Aaand is about 90% sure."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "Don’t ever let this little bitch drive you around town. We got, uh, lost for half an hour."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I don’t have any DUI’s so I can drive myself, but thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "Where is Michael Snot? Sniffing some dude’s thong? Probably."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So you are the lawyer, Mr. O’Malley? I know a lot of lawyer jokes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. O’Malley",
                                "text": "I love lawyer jokes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, it’s probably because you don’t get ’em."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "When I said before that I was king of forwards, you got to understand that I don’t come up with this stuff. I just forward it along. You wouldn’t arrest a guy who’s just delivering drugs from one guy to another."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "You seem a little bit agitated, Michael. What’s the problem?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "The problem is that I am the boss and apparently I can’t say anything."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Well, that… that’s true in a way. You can’t say anything."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Where’s the line? Where’s the line, Jan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Do you need to see the video again, Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, I’ve seen the video."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "[to Jan] He talked the whole time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, I didn’t. [to Jan] Huh, what? [everyone looks up at blow-up doll]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Attention, everyone! Hello! Ah, yes! I just want you to know that, uh, this is not my decision, but from here on out… we can no longer be friends. And when we talk about things here we must only discuss work-associated things.  And, uh, you can consider this my retirement from comedy. And in the future, if I want to say something funny or witty or do an impression, I will no longer, ever, do any of those things."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Does that include ‘That’s What She Said’?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Mmmhmm. Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wow! That is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael. MICHAEL!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[laughing] Come on."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael, please."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "There he is."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Mwah! [kisses hand and salutes office]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "There he is. Good one."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You would have done the same. You just didn’t think of it first."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Mike… Michael. Please. I… I… really."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s… That’s…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "That’s not my sense of humor."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. [to man entering office] Hello. [introduces] Jan. Mr. O’Malley. This is my lawyer, James P. Albiny."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Wha…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I believe you may recognize his face from the billboards. He specializes in Free Speech issues."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Albiny",
                                "text": "[to camera] And motorcycle head injuries, worker’s comp, and diet pill lawsuits."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "This guy does it all."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[to Albiny] ‘Scuse me, I’m sorry. [to Michael] Michael. Mr. O’Malley is your lawyer."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Mr. O’Malley is our Corporate lawyer. We have him on retainer. To protect the company as well as upper level management, such as yourself."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So I’m not in trouble?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I am so used to being the bad boy. I am so used to fighting Corporate that I forget that I am Corporate. Upper management. They hooked me up with an attorney. To protect me. You can’t be too careful about what you say. Mo’ money, mo’ problems."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. Well, let’s get you out of here, James. Um… I think we’re under an hour still, so…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Albiny",
                                "text": "Yeah, but I did a lot of paperwork at home before I got here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know. We’ll talk about it later. Thanks for coming in."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam’s Mom",
                                "text": "Um… hello."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[ecstatic] Oh my god!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam’s Mom",
                                "text": "Finally made it!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hello!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I love my Mom. Okay. That’s probably really the most obvious statement ever."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam’s Mom",
                                "text": "This is all yours?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah. I’m in charge of this whole area."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam’s Mom",
                                "text": "Oh, my goodness. That’s great."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "So a guy goes home, tells his wife, “Honey. Pack your bags. I just won the lottery.” She goes, “Oh my god! That’s incredible! Where are we going?” He goes, “I don’t know where you’re going, just be out of here by five!” [men laugh] Boom!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "This is where I used to keep my computer."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam’s Mom",
                                "text": "Oh, right! I remember…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "But then I moved it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam’s Mom",
                                "text": "with the picture."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah, yeah, but I uh… I switched stuff around because I actually needed like more room for organization. So…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam’s Mom",
                                "text": "Sure."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "So this is like, um, an organization station…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam’s Mom",
                                "text": "[to Roy] Oooooh!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam’s Mom",
                                "text": "Well, there he is!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "How are ya?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam’s Mom",
                                "text": "Hi, handsome!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "You look great!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam’s Mom",
                                "text": "Oh, thank you! So! We ready for dinner?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Well, you know… actually, I kind of need to stall a bit. But, it’s okay, because I am very used to killing time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam’s Mom",
                                "text": "Oh, I don’t believe that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Okay, I’m going to go wait in the parking lot. And what kind of tunes you want for the ride? Little, uh, classical? Or oldies?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam’s Mom",
                                "text": "Oh, anything is fine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "All right, I’ll see ya."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam’s Mom",
                                "text": "So which one is Jim?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Mom!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam’s Mom",
                                "text": "I just wanted to know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam’s Mom",
                                "text": "All right. Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Ten minutes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam’s Mom",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Then we can go to dinner."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam’s Mom",
                                "text": "I’ll make myself busy."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "There’s this guy. He’s at a Nymphomaniac Convention. And he is psyched ’cause all these women are smokin’ hot perfect 10’s, except for this one chick who looks a lot like, uh… [points at Phyllis]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Phyllis?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No. No, no, no. That crosses the line."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "Ex-squeeze me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Not you. Kevin. Just unwarranted. Hostile work environment, Kevin."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Packer said it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No. You said it. He pointed. A point is not a say. Look. Kevin, we are a family here and Phyllis is a valued member of that family. Like a grandmother."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I’m the same age as you, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t know about that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "We’re in the same High School class."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, I have a late birthday and usually September’s a cut-off point. [to Kevin] You know what? You just crossed the line. Okay? There’s a line and you went over it. And you must be punished. So go to your corner."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "You mean where my desk is?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, your corner. Go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Okay. I have a lot of work to do anyway."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Mmmhmmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "Oh my. They really got to you, didn’t they?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "They didn’t get to me. I got to them. I am still the same old Michael Scott. New and improved. You know what? I love Phyllis. You know what else? I think she is gorgeous. I think she is incredibly, incredibly attractive person. [to Phyllis] C’mere, c’mere, c’mon!  Come on! Come on."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Michael! Come on!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oooh!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "You don’t have to worry. I’m not going to…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m not worried."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "…report you to HR."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know what? The only thing I’m worried about… is getting a boner. Good work today, everybody."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Times have changed a little. And even though we’re still a family here at Dunder-Mifflin, families grow. And at some point, the daddy can’t take a bath with the kids anymore. I am Upper Management. And it would be inappropriate for me to take a bath with Pam. As much as I might want to."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "He said what?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good morning, Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Good morning, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What’s going on?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Nothing. You look nice today."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You look real thin."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t get what you mean."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You just… You look good. Your shirt looks… You look real good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, you said I looked thin, so what does… Does that mean I’m like thin weird or thin handsome or… [laughing]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Thin handsome, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, well, of course. Of course. [laughing]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Wait, Jim, no! Don’t drink directly from the can. Okay, I’m serious. It’s all over the Internet. They use the same shipping company as a rat poison, and it gets on the can. [Jim takes a drink] Well, you’re an idiot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What can I say, Dwight, I live a very dangerous life."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[Email chiming] [snickers] Did you see that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "I saw it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "You can see her…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "It’s fake."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "How do you know?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "She wouldn’t do that. She’s a Senator."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Office romance. For example, Pam and I are dating, do we have to disclose that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "We’re not dating."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, but I’m saying hypothetically if we were dating…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "We’re not dating, I’m engaged."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, Roy is dead, and I ask you out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I would say no."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You say yes, and we go out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I would drown myself."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And now Roy and Pam are dead, and we have your stupid rules to blame, Toby."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Toby actually gets alimony from his ex-wife because she makes more, so that’s kind of embarrassing. Not that I’d mind, but it would never happen to me because I would make the marriage work. People seem to like him because they think he’s one of us, but he’s not. He’s this weird loner who just tells people, “Don’t do this, don’t do that. Hire this person for this reason.” I would complain about him, but who would I go to, to complain about Toby? Toby. Bias. And what does he do about that? Nothing. Because he’s Toby. What kind of name is that? It’s almost a girl’s name. I think I’ve known more girls named Toby than guys. He just kind of makes my skin crawl a little bit. Toby is the devil. Toby’s the devil."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I know we’re having that harassment thing this afternoon."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Sometimes when we IM, I send you that little winking face with the lipstick."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah. I realize that might be harassment."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yes, it is harassment and I’m going to be suing the winking face. I’ve hired the angry face as my lawyer and you will be hearing from him pretty soon."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay. [IM chiming] [laughing]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "Office Olympics",
                "description": "Ready to finalize his deal for a new condo, Michael is away with Dwight while Jim rallies the staff together for office games.",
                "episode_id": 3,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 120,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 87,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 72,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 45,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Carol",
                        "appearances": 18,
                        "id": "carol"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 13,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Oscar",
                        "appearances": 13,
                        "id": "oscar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Man",
                        "appearances": 6,
                        "id": "man"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "toby"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Bill",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "bill"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Meredith",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "meredith"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Everyone",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "everyone"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Crowd",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "crowd"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m an early bird, and I’m a night owl. So I’m wise, and I have worms. Oh, breakfast."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I got your sausage, egg and cheese biscuit."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yummy, yummy. Thank you, Ryan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "What was the thing, ah, you needed me to come in early for?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um. The sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit. But thank you. And why don’t you take a couple hours. The office is yours. “Home Alone,” “Risky Business.” Take your pants off, run around. Whatever you gotta do."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I’m just going to take a nap in my car until work starts."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok. [Removes biscuit, leaving only sausage, egg and cheese.] Healthier. Gotta watch those carbs."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Today, I, Michael Scott, am becoming a homeowner. Investing in real estate."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Diversifying. Smart."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes it is. Yes it is. It is very important to own property. Back in olden days, they would not even let you vote unless you owned property and they’d throw you in the stocks and humiliate you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "And it worked. They should bring the stocks back. People’d obey the law, there’d be less troublemakers."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Maybe."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[looks bored. Taps finger on desk. Head falls to desk]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[laughs]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Every so often, Jim dies of boredom. I think today it was the expense reports that did him in. And our deal is that, it’s up to me to revive him."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You see Dwight’s coffee mug?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Mm-hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Sometimes when he’s not here, I try to throw stuff in it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No way. Let’s do this [crumples post it and throws into mug. Misses.] Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wind."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Try paperclips. Oh wait. This message. For Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Perfect. [misses]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You should go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes. Yes. Final walkthrough."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Uh huh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Sign the papers at the condo."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You have your lawyer there?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, I don’t need one."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Can I be your representative?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t need a representative."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I think I should be there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m good. I can make sure things are up to code."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No. Dwight. I’m fine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Please, I’m always the guy you rely on at work."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, this isn’t about work. This is closing on a condo, it’s completely personal."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "So you’re taking a personal day?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Except that, this is about my living arrangement, and as boss, I need to have a living arrangement in order to do work."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Please, I’ll make you proud."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok. Fine. Yes, you can come."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes! As your representative?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "As my associate."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Same thing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No it is not."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I have been Michael’s #2 guy for about 5 years. And we make a great team. We’re like one of those classic famous teams. He’s like Mozart, and I’m like Mozart’s friend. No. I’m like Butch Cassidy, and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart; you’re going to get a bullet in your head courtesy of Butch Cassidy."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, most honorable Pamera. Not offensive, because that’s the way they talk in movies."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You headed out?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "We are. Dwight and I are going to the big thing. So why don’t you have everybody work on their expense reports and I’d like them in by the end of the day."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Ok."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Very good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Have a great time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "We will. Um, did you do the thing I asked you to do about the magazines?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah, I changed them to your new address."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good. The Small Business Man?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yup."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Maxim? American Way? Cracked?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yes, I changed your Cracked magazine subscription."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "How about, uh, Fine Arts? Aficionado Monthly?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[shakes head]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "NO, well can you get on that, because I don’t just read Cracked.  Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok. See you soon."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What kind of shocks you got on this baby?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t know, regular. Normal ones. Nothing fancy. Not my style. What are you doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[tries to open sun roof] I want to put the top down."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What? No, Dwight. It’s fifty degrees outside.  Don’t… please…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "But then no one can see us."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I… Just… Would you put it up? [roof opens] Ok. Fine. Just leave it down. Whiner."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Check it out. [points at sunglasses] Terminator."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I do not understand what you spend your money on."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[paper football lands on desk] Ooh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey, Oscar, on these new expense reports, do we really have to go back to last quarter?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Yeah. It’s a terrible system, I know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[points at paper on desk] What does 2005 season mean?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Eh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wait a minute, what is this?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "It’s a scoreboard."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Kevin and I play this paper football game when Michael’s out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Or when we’re bored."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh my God!  Wait, this goes back two years."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "We’re bored a lot."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[flicks football onto Kevin’s desk] OH!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Oh!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Sweet!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yes!  So close.  I really love the paper triangle flicking and hitting things game.  Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "We call it Hate Ball."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Why?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Because of how much Angela hates it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey, do you guys have any other games?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Sometimes we play “Who can put the most M&M’s in their mouth?”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "You play that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "You should ask Toby to teach you Dunderball."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Home, sweet home."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Which one’s yours?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Right there. My sanctuary. My party pad. Someday I can just see my grandkids learning how to walk out here. Hang a swing from this tree. Push them back… wait… [turns around] no, it’s this one, right here. Home, sweet home."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[bounces ball off wall with Toby] So that’s what this sound is all day."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Michael, this is Bill. He’s the head of the condo association."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, how are you? Nice to meet you, Bill. Bill. Mr. Bill. OHHH NOOO. MR. BILL. OHHH! SNL? When they pull him apart? He’d always get rolled over by something."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Bill",
                                "text": "Nice to meet you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Nice to meet you too."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "This is smaller than your old place."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, small. I’m buying it and I’m not renting it. So, it’s still an upgrade. He doesn’t know anything about property ownership. Kind of an idiot. Um."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Actually, I do own property. My grandfather left me a 60 acre working beet farm. I run it with my cousin, Mose. We sell beets to local stores and restaurants. It’s a nice little farm. Sometimes teenagers use it for sex."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Are we ready to sign some papers?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Actually, no. We have a couple of questions, about the neighborhood."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Bill",
                                "text": "It’s very safe. It’s very clean. Also, it’s very accepting of all lifestyles."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "It’s a very gay-friendly neighborhood."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh. Good. That’s good. It’s good to be accommodating of that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Let’s go check out the master bedroom."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Stanley. Just played Dunder Ball with Toby. What about you, you got any games?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Yeah, I got a game. It’s called “work hard so my kids can go to college.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Fair enough."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "This, my friends, is the master bedroom. Check out the cathedral ceilings. Those are like seventeen feet high. We have cable readiness. [points at wall] Right there. I am going to totally pimp this place out. I am going to put a surround sound system. I am going to put a plasma screen right against this wall."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh. Terrible idea."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m putting my bed right over here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, no, no, no, no. This is a shared wall. Neighbor throws his wife into the wall, plasma screen hits the floor. Totally smashed."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, then I will get a warrantee."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Warrantees don’t cover it, plus they’re a rip-off."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well then I won’t get a warrantee."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Shh Shh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So that’s the problem, is solved. What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Listen. [puts ear to wall] Can you hear that? Oh man. These babies are thin."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[sings Olympic theme song] This scented candle …andle …andle. Which I found in the men’s bathroom …room …room. Represents the eternal burning of competition. Or something."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "It smells like cookies."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yes it does. Yes it does my friend. Ok, we will be competing for gold, silver and bronze yogurt lids."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Now the bronze are really blue, and they’re also the back side of the gold, so no flipping. K? Honor system."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I do play games. I sing and I dangle things in front of my cats. I play lots of games. Just not at work."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Let the games begin. [sings Olympic theme]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "And then, I just need you to sign here at this arrow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What kind of mortgage did you get?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh… Ten year."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Well, ten over thirty, so thirty year total."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What? Wha? You said ten."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Ten year fixed, over thirty. Thirty year total."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ho, thirty years."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok, ok, ok."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Wow, you’ll be paying this off in your mid-seventies."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Alright."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Forget about retiring when you’re 65. Hey, I’ve got an idea. You know that extra bedroom? If the whole girlfriend thing never happens, that’s where the nurse can live."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok. Alright. Oh boy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Well, this is it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Whenever you’re ready."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um. Oh. [moves stove burner] Oh, ok. Is that suppose to come off?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Actually yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hey, look! Cool. Carpenter ants."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um. I’m going to take a little breather for a second. Excuse me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "We’ll be here waiting for you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, man."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "A thirty year mortgage at Michael’s age essentially means that he’s buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn’t hear the other dead people."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Whenever you’re ready, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh. [breathes deeply, head at knees]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You have what is the national sport of Icelandic paper companies. And I’m blanking on the name, can you help me out Pam?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Jim, they refer to it as Flonkerton."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hum."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "In English, box of paper snowshoe racing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Fair enough, but I like Flonkerton."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "The thing about Jim, is when he’s excited about something, like the Office Olympics, he gets really into it and he does a really great job. But the problem with Jim is that he works here, so that hardly ever happens."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So, who will be challenging Kevin in Flonkerton? Anyone?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I’ll do it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yes! Phyllis! [claps] Phyllis, just put your foot right through here [lifts strap on box of paper]. Right through the flonk."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "The ceilings are lower than they were last week. That, I don’t… I don’t…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "…know if you showed me this same unit or not."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Michael, this is the unit you saw and…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Where are all the hot people? I was told that there would be all these attractive singles."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Who told you that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "As far as I can tell, I’m the best-looking person here."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "There’s a basic principle in real estate, that you should never be the best-looking person in the development. It’s just sorta common sense, because if you are, then you’ve no place to go but down."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Is this a financial thing? If it’s a financial thing, what some people do is they rent out the third bedroom."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no, no."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "That’s some extra income for you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I am not going to rent the third bedroom. I want a price reduction or I am a-walkin."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "You will lose $7,000 if you walk away right now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ehhhh…."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I made the right decision. I’m glad I signed. I’m a homeowner. Right? Good to be a homeowner. Diversifying. This is good. This is fun. We’re having fun."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Totally having fun. Can you imagine those poor saps stuck at the office today? [laughs]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Here we go.  Here we go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Go!  Go!  Go!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Pair of shoes!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Dig deep, dig deep! OHHHhhh! It’s Phyllis!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s Phyllis!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Phyllis by a nose. Gold medal in Flernenton."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Flonkerton."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Thank you, delegate from Iceland."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Wow!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[empties bowl of M&M’s into his mouth]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wow! Ok. No one else should even try! Gold medals! Give him medals. Wow."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "There’s something else Dwight wanted to talk to you about. I have a surprise for you, for helping me out today."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You didn’t have to…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no. I insist. I insist. Because you’ve really done some great work. Great work. And that is why, I am going to let you move into my third bedroom and pay me rent."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Why did I do it? Because I believe in rewarding people for their efforts. Ah. I rewarded Dwight with the room, and he is rewarding me back, ah, with $500 plus utilities."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I don’t even know what to say."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m thinking, lock into a four year commitment, we’ll go month to month after that. Or, until I start dating, have a girlfriend, then you’re, you know, you’re gone."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Question. Where can I put my terrarium?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What the hell is a terrarium?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It’s a fish tank for snakes and lizards."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, so an aquarium. Ah, that will not come into this place."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Question. My grandparents left me a large number of armoires."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Are you sure you don’t want to play?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I’m sure."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Come on Angela, don’t you have a game?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I have one, yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Well, let’s play, what is it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I call it Pam Pong. I count how many times Jim gets up from his desk and goes to reception to talk to you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "We’re friends."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Apparently."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Very nicely done. I think that’s H-O-R for Stanley, and H-O for Phyllis."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Are you calling me a ho?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh my god. Phyllis, coming alive. I like it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Question. What about carpooling, who pays for the gas?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "We take separate cars."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Question. Can sometimes I drive your car and you drive mine?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Why would we do that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Just for fun?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Question. Who is the primary on the fire insurance?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "EHHHHNT. Game over. Offer revoked. Dwight. I’m sorry, but you reach out and you try to be a nice guy, and help out a friend, and this is what happens. This is what I get. Oh god. I’m … Ok."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Thank god. It was nice of him to offer, but I live in a nine bedroom farm house. I have my own crossbow range. It’s a perfect situation for me. Although two bathrooms would have been nice, we just have the one. And it’s under the porch."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Ah…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Everyone",
                                "text": "OH!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Who had someone from Vance Refrigeration?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I did."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ryan Howard. Ryan! [claps] Gold medal."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I made something for our closing ceremonies."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What? [looks in box] Oh my god. Where did you have time to make that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Automatic voicemail."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Alright Pam, alright [gives her hi-five]. Nice work!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[sees Angela making check mark on tally sheet]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "A little bit more and I would have had it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You know you can always refinance your mortgage. We had a 15 year on our beet farm.  We paid it off early."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, well, you know what? Nobody cares about your stupid beet farm. Beets are the worst."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "People love beets."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Nobody likes beets."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Everybody loves beets."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Nobody likes beets, Dwight. Why don’t you grow something that everybody does like? You should grow candy. I’d love a piece of candy right now. Not a beet."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Let’s get this roof going."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Stop it! [smacks Dwight’s arm]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ow."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Final lap. Final lap. Time to beat is 1:15."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Oscar!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Crowd",
                                "text": "Go! Go! Go!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Time to beat is one minute, 15 seconds. Here they come. [Michael and Dwight enter] Guys?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What is going on?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Nothing. Guys? Timer’s still going? Er?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That’s my stopwatch."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[hands expense report to Oscar] Here you go. All done."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Great."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, I filled out the expense reports. That took about five minutes and then I closed two sales at lunch time. So, about as productive as any other day. If not more so."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I figured I could throw it away now, or I could keep it for a couple of months and then throw it away. I mean, it was really nice of Pam to make them, but what am I going to do with a gold medal made of paper clips and an old yogurt lid?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I have 59 voicemails."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Mmm. Hey, can you ignore those and do something for me instead?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Sure."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay, today. 5 o’clock. Closing Ceremonies."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Notify the athletes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Cool."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah. Jim. Slim Jim. What’s going… What’s going on?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Nothing. I just wanted to congratulate you on your condo."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh. Thanks. Thanks. It’s very cool. It’s a three bedroom, gay-friendly."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Nice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey, would you mind coming out here for a second? I just have something for you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What’s this?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "These are the Closing Ceremonies. Step up. You’re on the top one.  [Michael stands on podium] Congratulations to Michael, because he closed on his condo. So, gold medal. [everyone claps]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t really know what to say. Um, I’m not one for making speeches, but ah, my heart is very full at this moment."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "And for Dwight Schrute, the silver medal."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Get up here, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Silver medal."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yep, not as good as gold. [national anthem plays] Why are you playing the national anthem?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Um… ‘Cause your condo’s in America."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh. [doves move across cord] What the hell is that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Those are the doves."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey. Morning."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, Pam? Can I see you in here for a second? It’s important, so…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Okay. What? What is this?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I found Dwight’s wallet in the parking lot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, my God. What are we gonna do?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know what the best play is. Do we tear everything up, or do we buy a horse on the Internet? I mean, I don’t know what to do. What do you think?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I know. I know what to do."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay, what?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Okay. Put everything back exactly how you found it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey, Dwight. Jim and I found your wallet in the parking lot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What did you do to it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Nothing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m serious. What did you do to it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Dwight, I swear, we didn’t do anything."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Nice try. [on the phone] Cancel card. Cancel card. Cancel… card."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "I mean, you’ve got, you’ve got stuff here. You rented “Mermaids.” You can’t… It’s a movie. You can’t deduct that, you know that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "All right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "It’s not an office expense."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Yes, thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Next year, you should file your stuff in a basket."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Remember last year he slipped by with “Stripes.” He rented “Stripes,” he had it for a week."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Please…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "And that got through, so maybe he’s thinking he can do that from now on."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Please, please. Please."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What are the specs?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, okay. I’ll tell you. Let’s see here. Three bedroom, two bath…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[talking over Michael] Nice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "…contemporary townhouse. Two car parking…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[talking over Michael] Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "…wall-to-wall carpets…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[talking over Michael] God, what a steal."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "…all fixtures included. Yes, this is… This is looking good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Does it have a deck?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I think it does."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Have you seen it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Does it have a deck?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I think it has a… Yeah, it has a deck. They call it a porch, but it has a deck."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "When a man is laying on his deathbed there are four things that go through his mind. Was I well-loved? Check. Did I express myself? Did I let my light shine through? Check. Will an attractive woman cry at my funeral? Check. Probably more than one. Check. Check, check, check, check. Lastly, did I achieve success and own real estate? And when I close on this condo, I will be able to check that one as well."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What do you call it? Schruteball?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Okay. How about skeet Schruteing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Did you just come up with that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Mmm-hmmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "That is good. That’s it. That’s what it is."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wow. [cup tinkles]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, Somebody went in. That was a team effort, Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh!"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Home owner. About to join an exclusive club, Dwight. Maybe some day these people out here will know what that feels like. Maybe not. Who knows? Not my problem. [groans]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It’s time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Are we ready?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That’s it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Are we gonna do it?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "This is all mine. All the way down around the corner. It’s a shared space, but I can use it whenever I want to,"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay, so I called in a favor to my buddy at the police department."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ah, the volunteer Sheriff station."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Same thing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Um, these are the crime statistics for the surrounding square mile over the past four years."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, anything bad?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Two charges of loitering,"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Mmm-hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "one noise complaint, several speeding tickets."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Mmm-hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Do you own a gun?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’d think about it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t need a gun."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Man",
                                "text": "Hello?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hello! How are you? I’m, uh, just about to close on 126 over there and I guess we’re going to be neighbors. Very cool, very cool. So, uh, so what’s the vibe? What’s the vibe of this place?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Man",
                                "text": "Uh, I don’t know. It’s pretty quiet."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh… That’s gonna change. [laughing]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Man",
                                "text": "Why?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Because I loves to party and I’m gonna be partying my butt out at this place."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Man",
                                "text": "Okay, but there’s an 11:00 noise curfew."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hi, I am Dwight Schrute, Mr. Scott’s associate."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Man",
                                "text": "Who is Mr. Scott?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Him. I have got a couple of questions about the neighborhood. Have you had any problems with prostitution, crack dealing, gang violence, etcetera?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Man",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Here’s a question for you. I have a convertible. Is it safe that park that in my driveway. [Man steps back inside his house and shuts the front door] All right. See you soon. Good guy. Um, cool."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "So it’s like volleyball."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Okay, you get a one-second hold on the ball…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Mmm-hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "…and you bounce it off the wall on your side of the tape."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, okay. Oh, do… that’s what the tape is for. I didn’t know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Yeah, Michael asked about it once. I just pretended not to hear him. He left."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I think I’m going to make myself some microwave popcorn. [humming] Press “Popcorn.” Oh, that’s gonna be delicious. I just love having popcorn in the middle of the afternoon. You know what? I could do with some hot chocolate as well. Oh, drat. I can’t make hot chocolate and popcorn at the same time, unless, I can. Boom! Second microwave for le hot chocolat."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Hello."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, Carol. Hello, how are you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Hello, hi. Hey, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good to see you."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, boy. This whole condo’s shifting. It’s like this place was built on ancient Indian burial ground."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 10
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey, Phyllis, Do you have any games that you play in the office?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "What do you mean?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Um, like stapler tennis or something like that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 11
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Second bedroom for the ladies. I mean, the extra ladies who aren’t in my bed, or for friends or family, whoever wants to pop on by to casa de Scott. And right in here… What, what’s in here? Uh-oh, bedroom number three. What are we gonna do in there? Limitless possibilities."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Seal it off."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What? [toilet flushing] What are you doing in there?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Fill it full of cotton or soundproof insulation."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, my God. Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Seal it off with drywall so you don’t hear Yo-Yo Ma over there all the time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know what I might do, I might make this into a kids’ room."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Kids? You don’t even have a girlfriend."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I will have a girlfriend once she sees this place. I’m gonna get married and I’m gonna have kids."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Well, that depends on how old she is. What if your girlfriend is 55?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m not gonna date a 55-year-old woman."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Just a possibility."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, it’s not. Just shut up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "If you fall in love with her."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You’re an ass. Shut it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I smell mold."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, you don’t."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 12
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Living on a farm, your sense of smell gets very sharp. For example, there are beets in the condo two doors down that way. And someone over there, I believe, is a big fan of olives."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 13
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m gonna back out of the deal. Nothing personal, but I feel like I have been taken advantage of here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "How?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "This smells of fraud to me. This whole thing just kind of stinks."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 14
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[looking into his coffee mug] What the hell?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 15
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "The Fire",
                "description": "A fire in the kitchen relegates the staff to the parking lot as help is on its way.",
                "episode_id": 4,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 72,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 71,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 64,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 49,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 28,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 18,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Katy",
                        "appearances": 11,
                        "id": "katy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 9,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 7,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 6,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Song",
                        "appearances": 6,
                        "id": "song"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Roy",
                        "appearances": 6,
                        "id": "roy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Oscar",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "oscar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "kelly"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Meredith",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "meredith"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight and Michael",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "dwight-and-michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "toby"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "song",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "song"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Sure, can I ask who’s calling? Just a second."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Jim Halpert. What? How did you get this number? Stalker."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Katy and Jim met in the office. And now I guess they’re like going out, or dating, or something. And, uh… I don’t know! You know? They’re just… She calls him, and they… You know, I’m sorry. I feel like I’m talking really loud. Am I talking really loud?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So we’re still on for lunch? You’re meeting me here? Okay. Great. Bye."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[to Jim] Hey! You can just give her your extension."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Howard, slash Ryan, Ryan Howard is sitting in my office. And he has been a temp here for a couple of months and he’s kind of gotten the lay of the land a little bit. Had a few laughs along the way. And now he wants to know what I think."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "The temp agency wants to know what you think."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Shall we? Let us proceed. First up, proficiency in necessary skills. Aaaaeeexcellent! [laughs]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael’s in there right now evaluating the temp. He hasn’t evaluated me in years."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Five years from now, what do you want to do? Where do you want to be?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Ah, well, I’m interested in business."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh! Good. Ambitious. Excellent. Want to be a manager?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Uh, no, actually, uh, what I want is to own my own company."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That is ridiculous."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ryan’s about to attend the Michael Scott School of Business. I’m like Mr. Miyagi and Yoda rolled into one."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[speaks in a Yoda voice] Much advice you seek. [regular voice] Do you know who that is?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Fozzie bear?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Mmm… No. That was Yoda."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "There are ten rules of business that you need to learn.  Number one:"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[to Ryan] [makes clicking noises like shooting a gun] Hey!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael and I have a very special connection. He’s like Batman, I’m like Robin. He’s like the Lone Ranger, and I’m like Tonto. And it’s not like there was the Lone Ranger, and Tonto, and Bonto."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "[in background, on phone] But it says no late fee… ."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[alarm sounds] People!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Okay! Everybody!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "This is not a test! Move to the exits!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Do not panic!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Head towards the exits."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Safety partners."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Get up off your desks!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Do not panic."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "[in phone] No, I don’t hear it? Alright."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, panic is warranted!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Go in single file lines."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "[in phone] No, no. Finish the…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "This is not at drill!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Arms at your sides! Arms at your sides!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Please, move quickly! This is a paper company, people! Step lively!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Go, let’s go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "This whole place is a tinder box, it is ready to blow!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "This is not a test! Can you leave?!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Oh, you say that every time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "DO YOU WANT TO DIE?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Oh, boy…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Do you want to die? OUT!!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Alright, let’s go, let’s go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "STANLEY! Have you ever seen a burn victim?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Come on, you’re safety partners!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Move to the exits!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "You’re safety partners!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "We’ve got smoke! We’ve got smoke! Smoke! Gah! [Spots Kelly] Oh, Kelly! You’re okay! I’ve got you!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "I’m okay!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Cover your nose and mouth. Breathe through your nose."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Let go of me!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Breathe through your nose. Remove your stockings. Okay? They’ll melt right into your flesh! Stay below the smoke line. Let’s go! Clear out, stat! STAT MEANS NOW!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, I was the first one out. And, yes, I’ve heard women and children first. But, we do not employ children. We are not a sweat shop. Thankfully. And, uh, women are equal in the workplace by law. So, I let them out first, I have a lawsuit on my hands."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Another rule of business is being able to adapt to different situations."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Adapt. React. Re-adapt. Act. All right? That’s rule number two."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay, guys, listen up, we need a head count. We need to count off. Michael’s number one. Where is he? Where is he?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So what was rule two?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Ah… adapt, react, re-adapt, act."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, well, let’s… . let’s kind of take it a little slower."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hey, Michael. Um… Ryan needs his number for the count off."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, uh, well, one is taken."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Uh, okay, two?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "NO!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Okay… uh, sorry?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay, he can have 14. Marjory’s not here today."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, he needs a permanent number, right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "No."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "…I don’t."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, you know what else? I thought of a nickname for the three of us. Three Musketeers."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um, yeah.  Okay. That… No, no, no. I got one. I got one. The Three Stooges."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That’s funny, too. But if we’re the Three Musketeers…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I don’t want to be like “a guy” here. You know? Like, Stanley is the “crossword puzzle guy”. And Angela has cats. I don’t want to have a thing… here. You know, I don’t want to be the “something guy”."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay, you know what?  I am going to be, uh, setting the agenda here. Okay? Can everybody gather up, please? Important announcement. Very important announcement. I think this is a perfect opportunity for all of us to participate in some really intense, psychologically revealing conversations. So we’re going to be playing Desert Island, umm, Who Would You Do?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Ooh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "And, um…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "…Would You Rather?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Would You Rather. Would You Rather is our third game."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[to firemen] Hey guys, great response time. Listen up, I got some theories. Okay, there’s a…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay, so… three books on a desert island? Angela."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "The Bible."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "That’s one book. You’ve got two others."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "A Purpose Driven Life."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Nice. Third book?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay. Phyllis."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Um, The DaVinci Code."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "The DaVinci Code!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Nice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I would take The DaVinci Code… so I could burn The DaVinci Code."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay. Great, that’s going to keep you warm for like 7 seconds. Question:"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Rule number four. In business, image is everything – Andre Agassi. This car is an investment. Right? If I have to take out a client or I’m seen around Scranton in it. I love it. I love this car. Do you like it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay. Thought people read more books."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "DVDs! Five movies. What would you bring to the island?  Yes! Meredith?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Legends of the Fall, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Legally Blond, Bridges of Madison County…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Legends of the Fall?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wow. Bridges of Madison County, Legally Blond, these movies are just… ."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Well, I kind of liked Legal…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wait, wait, wait. Pam. No. Do you understand? The… the game is Desert Island Movies, not guilty pleasure movies. Desert Island Movies are the movies you’re going to watch for the rest of your life! Forever! Unforgivable."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I take it back."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Unforgivable."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I take it back!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Good."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "…and Ghost. But, ah, just that one scene…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Is this your car, Ryan?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Wow, some pretty big books back there, huh?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "[to Dwight] Don’t…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Good shocks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hello, Mr. Egghead! Woop!  So… oh, Stanley Kaplan! I know him. ‘M’ is for Murder, ‘P’ is for…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "That’s actually a test prep book."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "…for Phone. What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "That’s a test prep for business school."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um, oh, thinking about business school?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I just got in. I applied, I go at night."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So you think you know a lot about business?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "No, not yet."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh huh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Just started."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah. Quiz me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I… wouldn’t even know where to start."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Come on, egghead. Let’s do it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Do it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Quiz me up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "All right, um… Why have people been rethinking the Microsoft model in the past few years?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "When I was Ryan’s age, I worked in a fast food restaurant, to save up money for school. And then I spe… lost it in a pyramid scheme. But I learned more about business, right then and there, than business school would ever teach me, or Ryan would ever teach me."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Is it cheaper to sign a new customer? Or to keep an existing customer?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Keep an existing…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[to Dwight] Shut, it. Can I… can I just do it please? [to Ryan] Uh, it’s equal."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "It is ten times more expensive to sign a new customer."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. Yes! It was a trick question."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah, but look, I mean, he didn’t need business school. Okay, Michael comes from the school of hard knocks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Self taught. You didn’t even go to college."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know what, Dwight? You don’t need to help me here. Okay? Well, you know… Maybe you should go to business school like Ryan, then… then you’d know what you’re talking about."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[scoffs] Come on. I’m studying with the master, huh?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "For instance, why don’t you go to business…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[to Ryan] You should learn from him, right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I am."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I am."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Stop. Dwight. You know what? You’re acting like a dork. Would you cool it? Please. Okay. Hey! He’s not your five year old brother, Dwight. He’s a valued member of this company… and you know what? He knows more about business than you ever will."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Stupid!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I did not go to business school. You know who else didn’t go to business school? LeBron James, Tracy McGrady, Kobe Bryant. They went right from high school to the NBA. So… so it’s not the same thing. At all."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Look at this stuff. Market fragments. What is that supposed to be?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "It’s a way of looking at consumers as subsets of a larger client base."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You are so smart. You are so eff-in’ smart. You should be teaching me."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Pam? Get us back into it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Five movies. Go ahead."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Um, Fargo, um, Edward Scissorhands, Dazed and Confused…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ooh, definitely in my top five."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yes. In my top three, so suck it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Breakfast Club. Um… The Princess Bride and…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay that’s five."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, my all time favorite!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Pam, play by the rules."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "All time favorite."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Play by the rules. Dwight. All time favorite movie."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "The Crow."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I became a salesman… because of people, I love making friends. But then I was promoted to manager, at a very young age. I still try to be a friend first, but… You know? I’m very successful… your coworkers look at you differently. Huu, what do you think?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Maybe we should get some air."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Nah, I’m okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I’m really uncomfortable."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "All right. Let’s move on. Let’s move on to the main event. Who Would You Do?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Present company excluded?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Um, not neccessari…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Um… okay. Ah, you know what? Maybe I’ll… I’ll finish explaining the rules. Let’s… let me explain it first, and then…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "song",
                                "text": "[“Everybody Hurts” by R.E.M.] Think you’ve had too much / in this life."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, so we’ll get right… You know what? I’ll be right back. Stanley, you’re taking over for me, buddy. I’ll be right back."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Okay, um…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Dwight. Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Song",
                                "text": "Everybody hurts,"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Come on Dwight! Use words."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Song",
                                "text": "Sometim… ."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Why didn’t I go to business school?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Who goes to business school?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "The temp."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "He does?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah, it’s all him and Michael talk about anymore."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You know, I bet Ryan thinks to himself ‘I wish I were a volunteer sheriff on the weekends’."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "He doesn’t even know that I do that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You should tell him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh yeah, Pam. Right. That’s going to help things, just talk it out. I hope the war goes on forever and Ryan gets drafted."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m sorry I said that, I didn’t… just part of me meant it. Besides, he’d end up being a hero anyway."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You know what you should do? You should quit. And then, that would stick it to both of them."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh Jim, I’m not going to quit. Then Ryan wins."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah. You’re right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Thanks you guys. I just need some alone time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Kay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Song",
                                "text": "Everybody hurts"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Alright buddy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Song",
                                "text": "Everybody cries"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Hey! Guys, what’s going on?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Nothing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Song",
                                "text": "Everybody hurts"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "What’s up? Can I hang out with you guys for a bit?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Song",
                                "text": "Sometimes"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "The warehouse guys are a bunch of jackasses sometimes."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Come on people, you know the rules of the game now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, hey. Game, what game are we playing here?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Okay. It’s called Who Would You Do?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, I play this at home all the time while I’m falling asleep. What, uh… . Where are we? Where are we here?  Mmm.. Roy? Roy? Who would you do, Roy?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Uh… Oh, I got it! Uh, what’s the name of that, uh, tight ass, uh, Christian, uh, chick. The, uh, the blond?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "My name is Angela."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Hey, Angela! Roy. Nice to meet you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Aaaall right. Who’s next, who’s next, who’s next, who’s? Jim? You’re next. Who would you do?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Um… Kevin, hands down. Yeah. He’s really got that teddy bear thing going on, and afterwards, we could just watch bowling."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, I would definitely have sex with Ryan. ‘Cause he is going to own his own business."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "You’re all gay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Who’s, uh… Who’s next? Who we got? Whooo…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "[answers phone] Hey, no, I can talk, I can talk, I can talk…  this is great timing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Wish I had my cell phone, but I left it inside. So…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Would that make you happy?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What’s that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "If you had your cell phone, it would make you happy?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m on it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dwight. Hey!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "You can’t go in yet!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dwight, don’t! He is an idiot. The man is an idiot, ladies and gentlemen."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "What if he dies in the fire?  And that’s the last thing you ever said to him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I didn’t say it to him. I said it about him."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "…Jim."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Definitely Jim."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Definitely, definitely, Jim."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Come on, Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "How about you Pam?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Um… Oscar’s kind of cute."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Yeah, I like Oscar."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Ooh, Toby!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[in the background] How long does it take to find a cell phone? I don’t know either."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Is there anybody else."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[clears his throat]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[on the phone] Hey, where are you? Oh good. Yeah. We’re just here, we’re playing Desert Island. It’s when you pick your five favorite DVDs…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Seriously, where the hell is Dwight? Hey, call my cell phone. It’ll make it easier for him to find."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "What’s your number?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I gave it to you in the car."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Um…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I saw you program it in."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "You got to… you got to give it to me again."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. Alright."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Now I have it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, I better tell somebody. [to fireman] Excuse me, sir…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[coughing]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dwight!? Great goin’. God, Man! Why did you go in there? What… Everybody was scared out of their wits, man? Oooh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[coughing] Everyone, okay? Uh, I have an announcement. Apparently, in business school, they don’t teach you how to operate a toaster oven. Because some smart, sexy temp left his cheese pita on oven instead of timing it for the toaster thing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Wow. Okay. Well, I guess they don’t teach how to operate a toaster oven in business school."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That’s exactly what I said."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, did you miss that day there, Ryan?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Were you absent?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Toaster Oven 101?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You failed?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I am so sorry."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey! I know what’ll impress everybody, I’ll start a fire. Oh, man. Bad idea. Bad idea jeans."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I have a song. Attention, everyone! That I want to sing. That I wrote especially for this occasion when I was up there among the flames. Ready? [sings to Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire”] Ryan started the fire! It was always burning since the world’s been turning!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight and Michael",
                                "text": "[singing] Ryan started the fire! It was always burning—"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Everybody!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[singing] …since the world was turning."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I can’t believe I started the fire."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight and Michael",
                                "text": "[sing gibberish to “We Didn’t Start the Fire”]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[singing]  … Marilyn Monroe!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight and Michael",
                                "text": "[singing] Ryan started the fire! It was always burning…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Eat it! You gotta eat it. You have to eat it!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Hi!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "How are you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Good, how are you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "I’m good. It’s good to see you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Good to see you, too."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "I’m hungry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, I am too."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Oh, I have been thinking the whole way over and I have my answers."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What answers?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Um, for the… the desert island."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh! Right! Right, right, right, come-ah on, on, on. [to everyone] Ladies and gentlemen! Gather around! We have one more participant. Come on, be polite. Be polite. [to Katy] Desert Island. Five movies. Go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Okay, um, first, Legally Blond."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I forgot what a super, nice girl Katy is. And just… good for Jim! They are so cute together. And, um, what an adorable car."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay, I think the game’s over… People are like leaving. There was a bigger crowd last time. Do you just want to go to lunch?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Alright! You want to drive?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Sure."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Alright."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "[looking at Roy and Pam] They are soo cute."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I’m really sorry, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Answer me this, though."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Was it worth it? Was it worth it temp?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Was it worth it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I’m really sorry, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "The fire guy! The fire guy!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[sings] Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe, Ryan started the fire!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. Rule five – safety first,  i.e. don’t burn the building down. Okay? That should be a no brainer."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh… look! Ryan is book smart. And I am street smart. And book smart."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’ll give you the rest of the ten tomorrow."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Seventy and clear, that’s nice. Where’s that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "That’s here."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m Michael’s number two. He’s one, I’m two. He’s Alpha, I’m Beta. He’s A, I’m B. It’s easy. Whatever Michael is, I’m one less."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Rule three: Reach for the stars. And if you fail, see rule four. Rule four:"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I know Michael’s every move. It’s not something you can just pick up. I could write a book about him. Literally. I started once, but Michael made me stop."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hey, how’s it going, man?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Good. What’s up?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, nothing much. What’s up with you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I’m good, thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Good. Good, I’m good, too. How’s it cracking?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Uh, fine. What’s up?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You know what you would love? Guns N’ Roses. When I was your age, I loved Guns N’ Roses. Do you like Guns N’ Roses? I’ll make you a tape."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Cool."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’ll make you two tapes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I don’t have a tape player. So…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Someday, temp. I’ve got a couple of shirts that don’t fit so well anymore. I’ll bring them by. Okay, see you later."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael and I have a very special connection, like an umbilical cord. And the thing is with Ryan is that I don’t want him to trip on it, or get it caught around his neck."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Sixty-three, sixty-four, sixty-five, sixty-six, sixty-seven, sixty-eight. [snickering] Sixty-nine. Seventy. Seventy-one, seventy-two, seventy-three."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I like fire drills. You know what’s the greatest? Like, when you were in school and the teacher would let you have class outside."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, the best."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah, it was great because it was like you’re supposed to be working, but nothing ever gets done."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, we had outside classes all the time and we never did anything."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[chuckling]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Actually if I had fewer outside classes, I probably wouldn’t be stuck here at a paper company."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You’re not stuck."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Yes, there is a real fire, but it’s okay. Everyone got out fine. This is why you practice these things."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, yes, I ran out first. A captain is always the first one on the ship and the last one off the ship. And this parking lot is our ship when the building is on fire. So, I ran out onto the ship."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 10
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay, DVDs. Five movies. What would you bring to the island? Toby, go ahead."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Say Anything, The Shining, Annie Hall, that’s too obvious."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Those are like my favorite movies. I didn’t really think you could win Desert Island, but I think you just did."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Toy Story 2, one of the best movies I ever saw. I went for my daughter and stayed because you can’t leave your daughter in a theater."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 11
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Toby and I used to sit together until Michael moved us because he thought we talked too much."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 12
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Kevin, do it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Uh, Cannonball Run, Cannonball Run II, [snickering] Weekend at Bernie’s, Weekend at Bernie’s II, and, oh, Groundhog Day."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Groundhog Day."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I have a client who watches that movie once a week, at least."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I should put you in touch with him. Maybe we could get together and work on that account."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I would love that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay, guys, guys, guys. That almost sounded like business, and we are trying to focus here today, okay?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 13
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "When I was Ryan’s age, I worked at Arby’s and then I worked selling cutlery for a while. Cutlery that could decimate a penny, I kid you not. There were these shears that could cut straight through a penny. So I have life experience and work experience that Ryan doesn’t, and will never have."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 14
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "And then you go to school for three years."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "For two years, and it’s only at night, and then it’s on your resume forever."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wow. And just out of curiosity, how much is it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "$650 bucks"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "A semester?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "A credit."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "It’s an investment."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, yeah, it sounds like it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I think it’s worth it."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 15
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "If I could change the life of one person, just one person. I… Actually, that’s shooting kind of low. I already did that when I was born. I changed two people’s lives. Mom and Dad. Um, if I could change the lives of 5,000 people… 10,000. No, five. I’d be satisfied with 5,000. I… 10,000 though, that’d be something. Wow, 10,000 people. Because, you know what? Even one is amazing."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 16
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "Halloween",
                "description": "Michael is pressured by corporate to fire someone, which puts a damper on the office Halloween party.",
                "episode_id": 5,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 150,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 36,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 31,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 27,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Creed",
                        "appearances": 27,
                        "id": "creed"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 14,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Sherri",
                        "appearances": 11,
                        "id": "sherri"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jan",
                        "appearances": 10,
                        "id": "jan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Devon",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "devon"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Oscar",
                        "appearances": 7,
                        "id": "oscar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 7,
                        "id": "toby"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "kelly"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kid",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "kid"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Hank",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "hank"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Vance Refrigeration Worker #1",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "vance-refrigeration-worker-#1"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Vance Refrigeration Worker #2",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "vance-refrigeration-worker-#2"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Children",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "children"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Happy Halloween, everyone! [notices Pam, in her cat costume] Oh… that’s great!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey… Happy Halloween. Jan called."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ohh… OK."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know why she’s calling. It’s the end of the month, and I was supposed to let somebody go by the end of the month.  And somehow I’m supposed to put on a costume and smile. [dials a number on his speaker phone] Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sherri",
                                "text": "[on phone] Jan Levinson’s office."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, Sherri. Michael Scott returning."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sherri",
                                "text": "Oh, she’s in a meeting. Uh, she just wanted the name of the employee you let go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, I’m gonna wait till the end of the day. Because the book said it’s best to wait till the end of the day."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sherri",
                                "text": "I just need the name of who you’re planning to let go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t know… yet. I will have to call her back."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sherri",
                                "text": "I know she wanted the name."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay… Sherri?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sherri",
                                "text": "Yeah?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "If you were getting fired, how would you wanna be told so you could still be friends with the person firing you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sherri",
                                "text": "Jan wants the name as soon as possible, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sherri",
                                "text": "Mm-Hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’ll call her back. [talks softy, to himself] Wish I could fire Sherri."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sherri",
                                "text": "Hey, I’m still here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay! I’m sorry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sherri",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sherri",
                                "text": "OK."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Bye."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sherri",
                                "text": "Hanging up now."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I mean you hear about layoffs in the news, but when you actually have to do it yourself, it is heavy stuff. It’s… these are people’s lives you’re talking about."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[entering] You wanted me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[notices Michael’s costume] Papier-mache?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeeesh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Mm-hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um, Pam, I have to let somebody go today. This is, uh, the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Why did you put it off until Halloween?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Because it’s very scary stuff."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I think it’s gonna put a damper on the party a little."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You’re worried about the party? There’s a man’s life at stake here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "So it’s a man?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No. Or a woman. A human life. If you had to guess, who it would be based on their job performance… and who you think deserved to be fired – who would that be?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I just answer the phone."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And… sometimes you just let it go to voicemail."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You’re costume is fantastic! [laughs]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know. I sent away for it in July from a catalog. [bobs his head around, causing the costume head to jiggle around]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh no, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t. [Michael laughs] Aah! [laughs, then leaves] Okay…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, man. Okay, I have to fire somebody."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[eyeing Jim’s costume] What is that?! What are you supposed to be?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’m a three hole punch version of Jim. ‘Cause you can have me either way. Plain White Jim, or Three-hole Punch."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "That’s great!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah, well look… [pulls his hood over his head and pops up his light saber] What about me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "What are you? A monk?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I am a Sith Lord. [looks at Jim] Oh big deal. Three round pieces of paper taped to a shirt. This cost me 129 dollars."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Ass."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You guys excited about the party?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s gonna be fun."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[looks to Oscar] Oh, boy… look at you! Haha. Showing your colors. Bet you wish you wore a dress every day."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "What are you implying?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All good. Happy Halloween. What happened to all those spooky decorations that we had? The cobwebs and such?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "You know, I don’t know. We put them all up last night."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, you know what? Go buy some more. I’ll approve the overages. Sound good?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good.  Oh, yeah, also about budget stuff. Um, I’m  going to need you to find, like a, a full employee salary, plus benefits, like fifty grand. I’m going to need you to find 50 grand in the numbers."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "But we don’t keep two sets of books."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, that’s not what I’m saying. Just, you know, find it. Pretend that your jobs depend on it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Mmm-hm-hmm. Interesting take on Dorothy. I love it. Hey, you know what would even be better? Soccer ball and cleats."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Why is that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "“Bend It Like Beckham.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Oh, like … the movie about the Indian girl who plays soccer?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[laughs] Yeah. That would be perfect."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Yeah, I mean, I guess I could do that. I don’t really play soccer or anything."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, I don’t really have two heads. So…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Wait, what are you again? Oh, right… Three-hole PUNCH! [punches Jim in the chest and cracks up laughing]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Okay, greatest strength."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay, okay…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "A dog-like obedience to authority"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Nice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "But that doesn’t sound good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay, okay. Um, how ’bout, the ultimate team player? [Pam laughs and types]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Dwight is… special. But, I don’t believe that his talents are being used in this office. So Pam and I have put his resume on Monster.com, Google, Craig’s List. We’re really interested most in jobs that take Dwight out of state. Um, preferably Alaska… or India."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "He’s a gun nut."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Um. He sticks to his guns."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Well, I looked through all the budgets. And there is one department…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Yes?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "… that has three people…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Yeah?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "… doing the work that could be done by two."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "This is great. [Angela shakes her head] Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Yeah. Oh."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Who do you think it should be?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Jim. Definitely."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, Jim brings in money."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Phyllis."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Eh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Stanley. Pam. Oscar. Meredith. Kevin. Angela."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s not a popularity contest. Although it does make sense to fire the least popular because it has the least effect on morale."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "One of the warehouse guys."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[turns to the fake head, listening] What? There was someone left off that list? Who?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Who is he saying?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You’re right, I didn’t even think of him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, that’s actually a really good idea."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, not me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah… I could."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Not Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m not saying that’s what he said."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I know that’s what he said."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[listening to his head] What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Tell him, not Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That is not a very nice thing to say about him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Tell him to stop."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Are you kidding?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Quiet, you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I agree. He’d land on his feet."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Make him be quiet."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Those aren’t chips and dip."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, I made brownies."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Uh!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "… What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I’m just trying to figure out why you’re sabotaging things."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I made brownies."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "And I made cookies. Same category."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I’m guessing Angela’s the one in the neighborhood who gives the trick-or-treaters some toothbrushes. Pennies. Walnuts."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[on phone] Dunder-Mifflin. This is Pam. [listens] Uh, yeah. [snaps her fingers in the air, getting Jim’s attention] Just one second. I will, uh, transfer you to our manager, Michael Scott."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Um… Whoa. [picks up ringing phone][in managerial voice] Michael Scott here. Yes, I am regional manager of this orifice. Mmm hmm. Dwight Schrute is amazing. Yeah. No, he is actually the single greatest employee of his generation. Mm  hmm. You know what? I’m gonna tell you what. You hire Dwight K. Schrute, and if he does not meet, nay, exceed every one of your wildest expectations, well then, you can hold me, Michael Gary Scott, personally and financially responsible. Okay. Okay. Okay-kay-kay-kay-kay. Okay."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Stanley, could you come with me, please."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "As Assistant Regional Manager…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "To the."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Look! I’ve got some bad news. You’re fired. You need to pack up your things and go. [Stanley laughs.] I’m serious, Stanley. It’s over.  I’m sorry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "[laughs, and imitates Donald Trump] You’re fired. Get your fingers off my phone."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So. How did it go with Stanley? How… how’d he take it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "He wouldn’t listen to me"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ahh, come on."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "If you want to fire him, you’re going to have to tell him yourself."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t wanna fire Stanley. I never said that. I’m certainly not going to do it myself. Get those big, baleful, eyes staring at me. Yikes. Just, okay, just… [waves Dwight away]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[whispering on the phone] Cumberland Mills?! And how did you get my resume? Oh no, no. I’m very flattered. Don’t get me wrong. I’m just not sure that it’s my official resume or if it’s something that maybe a satisfied customer posted online. What does it say under martial arts training? Oh. Okay, I’m gonna have to supplement that. Could I have your fax number?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Would I ever leave this company? Look, I’m all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I’m getting paid for here is my loyalty. But, if there were somewhere else that valued that loyalty more highly, I’m going wherever they value loyalty the most."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Oh… hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Oh, your dress is stuck in the back. Kind of just…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Oh. [fixes his dress]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[on the phone] So you got the fax? So why didn’t you add it to the res… ? What do you mean? Of course martial arts training is relevant. Oh, excuse me! I know about a billion Asians that would beg to differ. Uh, yeah, I get a little frustrated when I’m dealing with incompetence. Well, you know what? You can go to hell, too. And I will see you there… burning. Fine! Okay… oh wait! So you’ll let me know when you’ve made a decis… [stops and hangs up phone.]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Jim is really talented. And he should be the one who’s getting a better job offer. Like, for real."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Don’t take this the wrong way, but… you should go for that job."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Um… it’s in Maryland."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah, but I mean, look at the salary. And it’s definitely a step up. And a challenge."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah.  Yeah. You know what? Maybe… maybe I will. [starts walking away]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Jim…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "This is called leveraging an offer. [walks into Michael’s office] Michael, can I talk to you for a moment?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, God."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I just thought you should know that I was just offered a job with better pay, better benefits and a better title at Cumberland Mills."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Fantastic!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "And I turned it down."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?! That would’ve solved all my problems."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Out of loyalty to this company…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, you idiot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "… so I was hoping to be made Assistant Regional Manager officially."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "If you left, I wouldn’t have to fire anybody."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "But then you wouldn’t have me here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Big deal. Oh, it would’ve worked out so well. Can you get it back?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It’s in Maryland."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You can call. Can you call ’em?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I can’t. I… I suppose I coul… no. They never really made me an offer anyway."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Wohahah! Why are you torturing me?! God."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Honestly, I don’t think Michael has the slightest clue of who he’s gonna  fire. I think he keeps hoping that someone’s going to volunteer. Uh, or be run over by a bus before the deadline. But in the end, really, what’s going to happen is it’s gonna be the first person to give him a dirty look in the hall. And therein lies the true essence of his charisma."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[clearing his throat and interrupting Jim’s talking head] Can I speak to you a minute?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Um… yes."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Michael, I really didn’t mean to…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Help. Me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’m sorry?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I want you to role play firing me. I want you to fire me, and I will take it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, you want me to be you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I want you to be me, and I will be Creed."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, are you firing Creed?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no, no. That’s just the first thing… came… in head."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "We should switch seats in order to…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, that’s a good idea."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Alright. [they stand up] Excuse me.[They sit down] I’m really sorry, but I have to let you go. And it’s purely budgetary. It’s not personal…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Aaaahh! I’m gonna kill myself!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m going to kill myself, and it’s your fault!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "That’s an overreaction."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Corporate is really breathing down my neck. And they’re saying this has to be done by the end of the month."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Is this you? Are you being you, or is this Creed? Are you…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I… this is Creed."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m improvising, so just try to keep up. [phone rings]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, hold that thought. Hold that thought."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And I’m very angry, and I want…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[picks up the phone] Michael Scott here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m gonna kill you. I’m going to kill you for firing me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Toby? Mm hmm. [looks back to Michael] I really have to take this Creed, so it was really worth…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Get off, get off. No, no. OK.. just get off.[sits back down in his chair and waves Jim off.] Just, just… yeah."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What happened?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "It wasn’t me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh. That was like crazy. ‘Cause I was…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, I know."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, hey… Creed?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Huh?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Could I talk to you for a second?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You are great. Very ambitious. And I feel like you want more than this little office has to offer. And I understand that you’d wanna just spread your wings, and fly the coop."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "What are you telling me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I… we’re gonna have to… You… you want something better."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "No, I don’t. I wanna stay right here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, you wanna leave."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "No, I wanna stay here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Why… why are you making this so hard?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Um, I think there’s a misunderstanding, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I think you’re right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Can I go?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, of course  you can’t go. We haven’t even started this horrible process of… okay, Creed. I need to let somebody go today. They told me I need to let somebody go. And as much as I think you’re a great guy, and I like you, you’re… you’re, goodbye."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Let’s fight it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hmm?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Let’s call Jan and fight this thing together like the old days."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What old days? What are you talking about?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Did you start the paperwork yet?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s right here on the desk, yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "You don’t have to do this, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I can’t, I can’t…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Undo it!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I can’t change anything. This is the way…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "No, you have the power to undo it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t… okay, just listen."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Michael, undo it!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Don’t…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot the deer in the leg, had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do you ask?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I have to fire someone today, okay?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Fine. Fire someone else. Fire Devon. He’s terrible. I am so much better at my job than Devon."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, well… I already picked you. And you know that. So, unless I just go through with this, you’re always gonna look at me as the guy who almost fired you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "No, no, no, no, no, no. I will forget so fast. You will be my savior. You’re they guy who gave me my life back. Thank you. I knew you’d see it my way Michael. God Bless you. You’re a fine man."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Don’t…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Listen, you will not regret this either. Devon is terrible; No one’s gonna miss him. Good, good, good."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Devon, could I talk to you for a sec?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Devon",
                                "text": "Creed’s an idiot, you know that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, he…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Devon",
                                "text": "No, no, no, no, no, no! You had it right the first time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, maybe I did."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Devon",
                                "text": "Exactly. You gotta go with your gut, man."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Huh. No! I can’t, no. I can’t go back. I would look like an idiot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Devon",
                                "text": "That’s why I’m being fired?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Devon",
                                "text": "So you might not look like an idiot?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No. It was all the stuff that I said. It was the business downturn, the cutbacks, and, and…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Devon",
                                "text": "This is unbelievable!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I just hope that you and I can remain friends."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Devon, wait, please."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Devon",
                                "text": "What!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Look, look. In addition to severance, and everything, I want to give you this gift certificate to Chili’s. From me. Okay? No hard feelings."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Devon",
                                "text": "[takes the gift certificate and tears it up] Kevin, Jim, Pam, Kelly, Toby, Oscar, Meredith, Phyllis, Stanley, or the temp. If any of you wanna meet me for a drink, I’m going to be at Poor Richard’s. And the rest of you can go to hell!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "[watching nearly everyone leave] What about the Halloween party?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, hey, Jim. Wait, stop. Um, I’m sorry… for pushing you towards Cumberland. Seriously, if you left here, I would blow my brains out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[motions for her to follow him] Come on."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "That’s just a figure of speech, you know? Blow your brains out? Come on. All it really means is that we’re friends. Who else is she gonna talk to if I’m gone, right? I mean, if she left, I wouldn’t blow my brains out. Of course, I would take that job in Maryland. Because it’s double the pay, and soft shell crab just happens to be my favorite food."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I  love Halloween. You know, it’s just, it’s just fun. Every year, it’s just fun. Last Halloween I came as Janet Jackson’s boob. It was topical. People got a… a big kick out of it. The year before that, I came as Monica Lewinsky, and I wore a stained dress. The year before that, I also came as Monica Lewinsky. And before that, I was O.J. It was pretty funny. Oh, I wish you were here last year."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Children",
                                "text": "[ringing the doorbell of Michael’s Condo] Trick or treat!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "He… Hey, hey, hey, hey! How you doing? Wow! You guys looks great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kid",
                                "text": "I’m a bumble bee."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You look great! And you’re a princess?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kid",
                                "text": "A fairy princess."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "A fairy princess. You’re very… ."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kid",
                                "text": "I’m a lion."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You’re a lion. [trying to to open a bag of candy] Wow, I want to hear your, your… Oh! [the bag tears open, spilling all the candy] Oh, okay, that’s all yours. That’s all yours. Grab it, grab it. You know what? You guys are getting all of these."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, you. Big Jim. And Phyllis. Working hard, Phyllis?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Mmm-hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Of course. You’re always working hard."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Keep it up. And there’s Stanley. No costume? Well, no, not trying to fit in. I wish I had your confidence, I really do."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Something wrong, Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no. What could possibly be wrong? Everything’s great. Just keep living your lives. Everything’s gonna be fine. [sighing] You are all such wonderful, innocent people."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Hey, Jim."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What’s up, Hef?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What? What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Michael, do you have the name of the employee you’re letting go? I’d like to start working on out-placement."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Fine. If you are so anxious to see a head roll, it’s you. There. You brought it on yourself. Too bad. Can’t say that I’m sorry. It’s a relief."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "I don’t report to you, Michael. I report to the head of HR in New York."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You asked for a name, I gave you a name. Now you’re not doing your job. Why don’t you just resign?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "They would just send someone else. You need to have an HR representative."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Just know that if I could have fired you, I would have."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "I know, Michael."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m going to have to do this Sopranos-style. Just whack him. Guys, could you take the freight elevator, please?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Vance Refrigeration Worker #1",
                                "text": "Hey, you wanna see a really messy show? Follow us around. Come to our office."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know what? That’s my foot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Vance Refrigeration Worker #2",
                                "text": "Ass, ass, ass…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You guys…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Vance Refrigeration Worker #2",
                                "text": "…ass, ass, ass, ass, ass…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Vance Refrigeration Worker #1",
                                "text": "Hi, Mom!"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I will handle it in the best way possible, but in case he or she goes postal, you will be available to subdue. Am I correct?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hank",
                                "text": "Who is it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t know. Hey, are you on our payroll or are you employed by the building?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hank",
                                "text": "Building."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, shoot. Okay, well, just have your pepper spray ready."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hank",
                                "text": "You’re on your own."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right. All right, this is it. By the time I get back to our floor, I will have decided. [elevator bell dings] Wow, that’s  a fast elevator."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I have a proposal, everybody. Listen up. Now, Corporate has been really breathing down my neck to make some pay cuts, but I refuse to fire anyone. So, I was thinking that maybe all of you would take a 10% pay cut and that would save the money. Yeah?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Yeah, We’re not doing that. I have kids in college. Make a decision."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, great. Fine. Well, then, if anyone is annoyed later at what goes down, you know who to blame. Stanley. Not the guy who was trying to be creative. [turns around to find Toby standing behind him]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Michael, it’s almost 5:00."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Leave me alone, okay?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Do you want some coffee?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "No, no. I had some, thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[slurping] Oh, wow. How long have you worked here? How many years, Creed?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Fifteen years, I think."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, that’s right. Fifteen years and three months. Wow, you were hired before I was. Must be thinking about retirement."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Oh, no. I need the money."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Why?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "What do you mean, “Why?”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s just that you never got married and you live in an apartment."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "I don’t know. I got nephews."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Yeah. Yeah. And I buy them stuff, you know. Oh, made some bad investments. Why are you asking me this?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Just trying to be your friend."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Well, you never asked me about my life before, is all."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Of course, I did. I always… Yes, I do."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Do you have something specific you wanted to talk to me about?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Are you pulling my leg or…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You have no clue why I’ve asked you in here?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "I do not."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, here we go. This… um, here’s the deal."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes. Actually, I have. I have been on a hunting trip. I shot a deer in the leg. I had to… I had to hit him, I had to hit him with a shovel for about an hour, so he… That’s good eating, though. Venison’s very gamey. It’s hard to watch, though. It’s hard to… It’s hard to hit another living thing in the face with a shovel for about an hour. That… I haven’t been hunting since then. I, I… ‘Cause that’s, you know, where’s the joy in that? Where’s the… There’s no sport, really. Especially when you’re the one with the shovel. And they’re the one just lying there. Um… I would have rather hit it with my car or something and just… I was just smacking the hell out of that thing. That was a mess. And we just left him there. I didn’t eat it. I didn’t want to eat that. That guy. Why do you ask?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[on the phone] This is Jan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "His name was Devon."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Excuse me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "The human being man’s name was Devon."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Devon. The… Oh, is this the man that you…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[talking over Jan] Yes, yes, yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "The person that you fired, Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, it is."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Is that what you’re… Okay. Oh, you sound a little… A little upset."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, well, I am. A little. Justifiably. My Halloween is ruined."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Well, I have to say that I am impressed, Michael. I know… I know how hard that was."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Do you? I don’t think you do. Devon was one of my best buddies. And now he hates me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Well, I’m glad you did it, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[talking over Jan] You’re glad?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "And so, good job. Good job."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thanks. Thanks so much. You think it was good?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Yeah. Good job."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[talking over Jan] Think I did a good job? Great. I feel good. I’m gonna give myself a pat on the back."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[talking over Michael] Yup. Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "There. I’m doing it. Right there. Great."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You’re supposed to be a cat?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "You know, guys, Michael has really incredible decision-making abilities. Michael’s really incredible at making decisions."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[camera pans over, Michael is sitting in a chair] Yeah, blah, blah, blah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Pussy. Here, pussy. Pussy. Pussy. Here, pussy, pussy. Meow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You people are revolting. By far, the least popular people here. I should have fired you. Who knew Devon was so popular and had so many friends. So well-loved."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I feel like I made the right choice. Things happen for a reason. I wasn’t destined to go to Cumberland Mills. Just like Anakin Skywalker was destined to become Darth Vader, I am destined to sell paper here at Dunder Mifflin. That’s what I was put on this earth to do."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "The Fight",
                "description": "Jim rallies the staff together to witness a showdown between Michael and Dwight at Dwight's martial arts school.",
                "episode_id": 6,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 95,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 69,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 50,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 27,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 18,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 9,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ira",
                        "appearances": 9,
                        "id": "ira"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Master",
                        "appearances": 9,
                        "id": "master"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 6,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "kelly"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "toby"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Oscar",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "oscar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan’s Voicemail",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "ryan’s-voicemail"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Meredith",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "meredith"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Alyssa",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "alyssa"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Where is my desk?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "That is weird."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "This is not funny.  This is totally unprofessional."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ok, well, you’re the one who lost the desk."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I didn’t lose my desk."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay, calm down.  Where was the last place you saw it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay, who moved my desk?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I think you should retrace your steps."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ok, I am going to tell Michael and this entire office will be punished!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Colder… warmer… little warmer… there you go, ooh, warmer… warmer… warmer… warmer… warmer … cold, cold, cold, back up… ooh, ooh, warmer, hot, red hot, hot, very hot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[In bathroom, answers phone] Dwight Schrute."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[On the phone with Dwight] Hi, Dwight, um, what sort of discounts are we giving on the 20 lb white model."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Jim, I’ve given you this information, like, twenty times."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It’s by the ream?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Uh, yeah, ream."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "…now, $9.78, signs and discounts 7%."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ok, thank you, gotta get back to work."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Wash your hands, Kevin."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[On the phone] Right, oh let me just check the pricing list.  Hold on one second…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[Also on the phone] Sensei, hello it’s Sempai…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Umm…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Dwight…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You know what, let me give you a call right back. I’m going to uh, find it and then I’ll call you back, thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes, I just had a ques-… Yes Sensei. Arigatou gozaimashita. Hai."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Was that your mom?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, that was my Sensei."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, I thought it was your mom."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I am now Sempai, which is Assistant Sensei."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Assistant to the Sensei, that’s pretty cool."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Assistant Sensei."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ok."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I am a practitioner of Goju Ru Karate, here in Scranton. My Sensei, Ira, recently promoted me to purple belt, and gave me the duties of a Sempai. Not that a lot of people here in America know what a Sempai is, but it is equally as respected as a Sensei."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I don’t want to stay until seven again this year."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I don’t really have any control over that Stanley."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Michael tends to procrastinate a bit whenever he has to do work. Umm, time cards, he has to sign these every Friday. Purchase orders have to be approved at the end of every month. And expense reports, all he has to do is initial these at the end of every quarter. But once a year, it all falls on the same Friday and that’s today. I call it the Perfect Storm."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[singing and tapping on his coffee mug] I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on this mug all day."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Did you ask me here for any specific reason?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uhh, yes, I did, here’s the dizzle. I have a very top secret mission for you. I want you to update all the emergency contact information."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Why is that secret? [Pam knocks and walks into Michael’s office]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[to Pam] Hello, oh God, busy work. Ahh, get away, cretin."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Umm, I put stickers so you know where to sign."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, thank you. I know where to sign."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s just last year you…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Last year they were out of order, weren’t they Pam?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Well, the last pick-up for overnight deliveries is at seven. So you need to have them signed by then. Or much earlier."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Chillax, Pam. Stop Pam-M-S-ing. That’s pretty good. Um, actually, I’m sending Ryan on a top secret mission. Tell her what it is."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Updating emergency contacts."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Well, is that really a priority?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Is it a priority? Oh I don’t know, um, what if there is a tornado, Pam? People’s legs are crushed under rubble. “Please, would you be so kind as to call my wife? No, I can’t because we don’t have any emergency contact information because Pam said it wasn’t a priority.” Think. Think with your head, Pam. Ok, well. She walks out. That’s the problem with being a boss is that when you are tough they resent you and when you are cool they walk all over you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Catch-22."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Catch-22. Yes. Why don’t you give me your contact information to start with, ok, what’s your cell?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Uh, Larissa Halpert."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "What’s her address? [Ryan’s cell phone rings]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "117 Mount Bergin St."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Hello?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[in his office on his cell phone, talking in a fake high voice] Hey Ryan. This is Michael Jackson calling from Wonderland."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Do you mean Neverland?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "This is Tito."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Calling from… [Ryan hangs up]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[Reading Jim’s palm] You’re major and minor lines cross at a ridge – that sucks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You making this up as you go along, aren’t you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I am just following the website."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, at least I don’t have cavities."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yes, you have very nice teeth."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Thanks."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Who is your emergency contact? [Ryan’s phone rings]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Stacy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "[looks to see who is calling but doesn’t pick up]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Taps on the glass in his office to get Ryan’s attention] Pick up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Hello?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[in a high pitched voice] This is Mike Tyson."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey, Dwight. As Sempai, do you think there is ever going to be a day where humans and robots can peacefully co-exist?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Impossible. The way they’re programmed… You’re mocking me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No I’m not."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Look, I’m going to offer you a little piece of advice. I’m not afraid to make an example out of you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, that’s not advice. What advice sounds like is this:"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And this is more a ying-yang thing. The ‘Michael’ all cursive, the ‘Scott’ all caps. Left brain, right brain. Or, duality of man."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Could you practice on the forms?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No women or children, unless provoked."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ok, Roy?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Warehouse guy. Doesn’t count."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ok. Michael? Could you beat up Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, yeah, I don’t think that would happen."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Because we’re friends."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Because I would kick his ass."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, Dwight’s a purple belt, so…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So? I’ve beaten up black belts."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Uh, how did you know they were black belts?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "They told me. After. You see, I used to run with a very tough crowd. Street Fighter types. Real, real bad people, I’m just lucky I got out."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Is your wife still your contact?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Um, ex-wife. Yeah. Um, her last name is ‘Becker’ now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "‘Kay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "You don’t need to write ‘ex’."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And after that, nobody ever messed with the ‘Damn Rascals’ ever again."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Sounds tough. When you’re a Jet, [starts snapping] you’re a Jet all the way, right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You were a Jet?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Have you signed the expense reports yet?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, in theory, I have. I just need to cross some t’s and dot some i’s. Alright, I’m going to be in my office if anybody needs me. [Puts Dwight in a headlock] Hoo-hah. Oh, wow, sleeper hold. That’s my rebuttal. Shhh. Hoo. You are the weakest link."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Argggg!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m friends with everybody in this office. We’re all best friends – I love everybody here. But sometimes your best friends start coming into work late, and start having dentist appointments that aren’t dentist appointments. And that’s when it is nice to let them know that you can beat them up."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Just hit me. You’ll see."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I can’t. I just got a manicure."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, queer… [realizes he is on camera] eye. Queer eye. That’s a good show. Important show. Go ahead. Do it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Just have Dwight punch you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh yeah, that would be kind of worthless because I know a ton of fourteen year old girls who can kick his ass."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You know a ton of fourteen year old girls?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What belt are they?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Look, Dwight is a wuss. When we rented ‘Armageddon’…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "… he cried at the end of it. He did."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael, I told you, it was because it was New Year’s Eve and it began to snow at exactly midnight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, Bruce Willis. Are they going to leave him on the asteroid?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ok, I’ll punch you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok, here we go. Alright, come on."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Kiyah!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Fuuuaaaahhhhh… oohhhhh!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Did I want to harm Michael? The one man I’ve been hired to protect? No, I did not."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Are you ok? Are you sure you are alright?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah. [Jim opens office door for Michael] Thank you."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War II veteran. Killed 20 men then spent the rest of the war in an Allied Prison Camp. My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ok, he has to be stopped. Please, please, please, please, just ask Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I don’t know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ok, I’ll buy you a bag of chips."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "French Onion?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Obviously."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Ok."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[to Kevin, who he is teaching to fight] Take this pen and stab me with it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Pam knocks on his door] Go away."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I just have a quick question."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I haven’t signed them, ok?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, it’s not that. Um, I was just wondering, since I’m probably going to have to stay late, could you ask Dwight to stay late too so he can walk me to my car?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Come in. Um, Pam, I hate to break this to you but Dwight can’t stop you from being mugged. He’s just not tough enough."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "He’s a purple belt. That’s really high."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, I could beat up Dwight. That’s ridiculous. I could murder him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s just out there, you…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, so that’s what they are saying?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok, alright, where is Dwight?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Uh, Kitchen."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Hi-yah!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Wow, that’s actually pretty cool Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Now watch, let me take you from behind."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Watch out Kelly, he might sucker punch you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I didn’t sucker punch you, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "In case you remember, I was defending my honor… like a samurai."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Really? Well, the offer, Dwight, was for one punch which I absorbed. I had no idea that there would be a second punch. So, catch-22."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ok, fine. Tit for tit. Give it your best shot. Two punches. Go!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Look, if we were in a bar right now, there would be two punches:"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Um, well, we are all getting excited to see this fight. The Albany branch is working right through lunch to prevent downsizing, but Michael, he decided to extend our lunch by an hour so we could all go down to the dojo and watch him fight Dwight. Fight… Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, I’m coming, fight…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I recognize that. That is Japanese for California Roll."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ira",
                                "text": "Uh, no, it’s not."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I think it is. A guy told me about that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ira",
                                "text": "Actually, it’s a symbol for eternal discipline."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[Reading Pam’s palm, while she has on extremely padded gloves] Wow, that is really interesting."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Your love line- I’m just kidding. I can’t see anything."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Well, look closer."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[Jim moves his head closer and Pam taps him gently in the face] Oh, ok."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Once point for me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[Gently taps Pam on the forehead] Tied up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, you’re dead."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What, what are you going to do? Bring it, Beesley. Bring it. Oh yeah, good move. Not such an ultimate fighter now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey, put me down. Put me down. [Meredith turns and looks at Jim and Pam] Oh my god, hey, put me down. Hey…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ira",
                                "text": "Ok, gentlemen, listen up. After a clean strike to the chest, stomach, or kidneys, I will separate you and award a point. The first person to three wins. Alright?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes, Sensei!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Alotta rules. Alotta rules. On the street we didn’t have any rules. Maybe one – no kicks to the groin, home for dinner."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ira",
                                "text": "Shi mate!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hiii! [kicks Michael]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ira",
                                "text": "Alright, break."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What the hell was that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ira",
                                "text": "Dwight – awarded a point."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Eat it!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Alright, that’s the way you want it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Two more."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Play dirty, huh? Ok, game on, man."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Sweep the leg."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m comin’ atcha man. Ok, purple belt, ok. I got him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I got his pants."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It was my pants."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ira",
                                "text": "No points for pants."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dwight, you have… No, you have something… God, you look like such an idiot! [Lots of yelling and flailing of arms by Michael and Dwight]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ira",
                                "text": "Clean single kick, gentlemen."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Go on, I dare you to kick there again. Kick there again, I dare ya."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ira",
                                "text": "Ok, break. Break."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No holding."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You can’t see. You can’t see. Good boy. Good boy. Great boy. Two points, three points, four points. I win. I win. [Michael is using his head guard to hit Dwight] Eight points. Nine points. [Begins to hock a loogie]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, stop it! Come on! Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Open your mouth."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, Michael!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? “Raging Bull.” Pacino. Oh, I want that footage. I want it. I need it. Ah, I have to get back to work. I have lots of work… Oh, oh check this out. Come here. [Michael opens his blinds and looks at Ryan in the parking lot] There he is. Mr. Temp. Having lunch by the car. Let us play with him. This’ll be hilarious. [Calls Ryan on the phone, Ryan doesn’t pick up after seeing that Michael is calling] Oh, we’re playing phone tag."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan’s Voicemail",
                                "text": "Seven new messages. First New Message. [Michael’s voice] “Hi, Ryan. This is Saddam Hussein.” Next new message. “Hi, Ryan. This is your girlfriend… and I’m mad!”"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "My emergency contact is Todd Packer. Todd F. Packer. Do you know what the F. stands for?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Fudge?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[knock at the door] Yeah… uh, come in. Oh, hey Karate Kid. The Hillary Swank version. Hi. How are ya?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I need to change my emergency contact information from Michael Scott."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Ok, to what?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Just put “The Hospital.” Contact number:"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Later Jim."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Later, Kev. [Puts French Onion Potato Chips on Pam’s desk] Have a good weekend."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah, you too."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Knock at the door] Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I have the emergency contacts."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, just throw them on the chair. I’ll take it from here. So, whatcha up to this weekend?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Uh, hanging out with some friends, probably."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "If you’re doing anything crazy, give me a shout."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah, alright, I’ll um, see you Monday."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Alright, bye."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dwight?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Michael, did you finish yet?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "This close. Dwight, may I speak with you for a minute?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m busy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, [points at himself] busier. Making the time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Michael, can’t your conversation wait till Monday."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "We want to go home."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, you don’t even have anyone to go home to, Toby."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "The shipping place closes in a half hour."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know, but I’ve been carrying the load on my back all day, and if everybody would just chip in a little bit, it’d might help me out. What do you say? Let’s gangbang this thing and go home. Good? Dwight."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "This is illegal."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I don’t care."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I have been testing you the entire day. Did you know that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Of course."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And I am happy to say that you have passed. So effective immediately I am promoting you from Assistant to the Regional Manager to Assistant Regional Manager."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael, I don’t know…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know, I know, I know, I wouldn’t be offering it if I didn’t think you could handle it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I can handle it. I can. Wow. So I guess this will just be my office."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no, title change only."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’ll have Pam send out a memo."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no. Three month probationary period. Let’s not tell anybody about this right now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Just a formality."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Absolutely but not really."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael, I have so much to learn from you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes you do."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Thank you, Sensei."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And, ditto."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I told Dwight that there is honor in losing. Which, as we all know, is completely ridiculous, but there is, however, honor in making a loser feel better which is what I just did for Dwight. Would I rather be feared or loved? Um, easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. And I think I proved that today at the dojo."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Master",
                                "text": "[Dwight grunts] Great. Excellent. [Dwight yells] All right. That’s okay."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[Dwight’s pager goes off] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. Hold on. Sorry, just one second."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Master",
                                "text": "Dwight, you can’t use your pager in here, I told you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay, I just…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Master",
                                "text": "Dwight…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It’s a sales call."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Master",
                                "text": "Ten push-ups. Ten push-ups!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I can… Yes, sensei."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Do I feel bad that I haven’t bonded with the other students? No, I’m not there to make friends. I’m there to attack people."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What about Oscar? Could you beat Oscar?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No problem."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I don’t know.  He looks pretty scrappy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Unless he has a shiv, in which case it wouldn’t be a fair fight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "True. Meredith."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No women or children. Unless provoked."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay. Roy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Warehouse guy. Doesn’t count."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay. Michael. Could you beat up Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, I don’t think that would happen. See, I used to run with a very tough crowd, street fighter types. Real, real bad people. I’m just lucky I got out. I was a bad ass mo-fo. Stanley knows what I’m talking about."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Excuse me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’ve never lost a fight. You know why? My motto. Never say die."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You just said it. You just said it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, that’s not how I meant it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Die. You just… You said it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Shut up, Dwight."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Do you think he’s signed them yet?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Signed what?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Forget it. Is that chocolate-vanilla swirl?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Just chocolate. Angela? For the last time, I did not eat your chocolate-vanilla swirl."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Don’t look at me. [smiles at camera]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I don’t know why I write my name on things."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Are you going to happy hour later?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "I’m still recovering from last night. But maybe."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Master",
                                "text": "Sir, your shoes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Master",
                                "text": "You’re gonna have to take them off. It’s a sign of respect."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh. Well, in my office, if you took off your shoes, it would be a sign of disrespect. Stinkyfeetville. Kind of a ying-yang. [exclaiming] Oh, stretchin’. I like to stay tight. Compact. [Dwight screaming]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Master",
                                "text": "Here’s your gear. Please put this on."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Do you have, do you have anything in, like, black?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Master",
                                "text": "Okay. Gentlemen. [to Michael] You ready? [to both Michael and Dwight] Okay, listen up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Alyssa",
                                "text": "Hi, sensei. Hi, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Master",
                                "text": "[to camera] That’s Alyssa. My senpai. She just qualified for regionals."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Alyssa? I guess she’s technically the senpai. But nobody really respects her. The only reason she got into regionals was because her competition was a bunch of 13-year-old girls. Put me in that division. Let’s see how she does."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "God, you look like such an idiot. [both yelling] [grunting]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Stan the man."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Hi, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Did you hear about the fight? Well, it wasn’t much of a fight, actually."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "No. Are those purchase orders signed?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I opened a big can of whoop-ass on him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Huh? What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I went medieval on his heinie."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Are those purchase orders signed?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, Stanley. I don’t tell you how to do your job, do I? He…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Look, I just want to have a job, Michael. If we don’t get these purchase orders…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Grow a pair, Stanley. Right? There not gonna downsize because I miss a lot of deadlines. That’s not how business works, okay? [sighs] Okay."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "For the record, let me just say, Michael Scott has no honor. If he lived in Japan, he would be an outcast. Well, that’s not totally true, ’cause Asians worship chest hair. I had a friend, a hairy friend, who lived in Japan. He told me the women would line up to satisfy his every need. So, and he wasn’t even that attractive."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[door opening] All right. Here you go, Princess. Just finished with part one."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "This is what you had Ryan do."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, under my tutelage."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Well, what about the other stuff that has to be in today?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "If you didn’t badger me with so many questions, Pam, I could be done with it by now."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "The Client",
                "description": "With Michael and Jan Levinson-Gould away from the office to land a new client, the staff discovers an unproduced screenplay in Michael's office.",
                "episode_id": 7,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 86,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jan",
                        "appearances": 55,
                        "id": "jan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 52,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 40,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 23,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Christian",
                        "appearances": 19,
                        "id": "christian"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 6,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Oscar",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "oscar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Michael and Christian",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "michael-and-christian"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "toby"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "kelly"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Hostess",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "hostess"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Everyone",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "everyone"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Roy",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "roy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "angela"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "[entering office] Hey, have they left for the big meeting yet?  I’ve got Michael’s lucky tie."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No.  They’re in the conference room."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Wait, are those Michael’s Levis?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah, who dry-cleans jeans?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Michael and his jeans.  He gets in them, and I’m not exactly sure what happens.  But I can tell you, he loves the way he looks in those jeans.  I know that’s why he started casual Fridays."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[to Ryan] I’ll take those. Thanks. [throws jeans under her desk]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "This is a projection of the county’s needs…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Wow, graphs and charts, somebody’s really been doing their homework.  Looks like USA Today."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Thirteen schools, uh, two hospitals…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So this possible client they’re talking about, actually a big deal.  It’s Lackawanna County.  Our whole county.  And if we get this, they may not have to downsize our branch.  And I could work here for years.  And years.  [groan] Years."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "So when we get to the Radisson, I’d like to, um-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I changed it.  To Chili’s."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Excuse me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Radisson just gives out this vibe, “Oh, I’m doing business at the Radisson”.  It’s kind of snooty.  So."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "You had no right to do that, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Here’s the thing. Chili’s is the new golf course.  It’s where business happens.  Small Businessman Magazine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "It said that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It will.  I sent it in.  Letter to the editor."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Alright.  But you will let me run this meeting."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh huh, uh huh. [under his breath] Power trip."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "What?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "She had done a background check on me, she had it printed out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Yeah.  And she was asking me about stuff, line by line, while we were having dinner."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "That is unbelievable."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What is going on?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "We are doing worst first dates."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh my God, I win!  Ok, it was a minor league hockey game. He brought his brother, and when I went to the bathroom, the game ended and they forgot about me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Ok, that’s a joke."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, they had to come back for me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wait, when was this?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Umm… it was not that long ago."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Wait, not Roy.  Say it’s not your fiance. [laughs]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I always knew Pam has refused to go to sports games with Roy, but I never knew why.  Interesting."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok, let’s do this thing.  [to Pam] Wish us luck."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Good luck, Michael. Good luck, Jan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[under his breath] Kiss ass.  Ok, probably going to go late tonight.  Burning the midnight tequila.  So, I think you could all just take off now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael, shouldn’t take more than an hour."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Do you always shut down the entire office when you leave for an hour?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no.  That would not be efficient.  Actually, they just don’t get very much work done when I’m not here.  [Jan stares at Michael] That’s not true.  I know how to delegate, and they do more work done when I’m not here.  Not more.  The same amount of work is done, whether I am here or not. [another Jan stare]  Hey, everybody, listen up.  This is what we’re gonna do.  You sit tight, until I return.  Sound good?  Doesn’t matter, it’s an order.  Follow it blindly, mwahahaha, ok?  Alright, ciao.  [to Oscar] Adios!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "So which way is Chili’s?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, I’ll drive."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Oh, no, that’s alright.  I wanna leave straight from there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s just a couple blocks away, so… boy, you really don’t know Scranton, do you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I know Scranton."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "At all!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Alright."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You ever been to Scranton, Jan? Dar de-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "If it’s a couple blocks away-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dar de dar."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Ok."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Jan Levinson-Gould.  Jan is cold.  If she was sitting across from you on a train and she wasn’t moving, you might think she was dead."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "We should come up with a signal of some sort."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Why would we need a signal?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, in case one of us gets into trouble, the other one can signal-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "What kinda trouble are you planning on getting in, Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, I… it could be either of us."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "You’re gonna let me do the talking, we agreed on that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeees."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hello?  Christian?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Christian",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thought that was you.  Hi.  Michael Scott.  This is Jan Levinson-Gould."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Just Jan Levinson."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No Gould?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "No. [To Christian] Thank you very much for meeting with us.  Have you been waiting long?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Christian",
                                "text": "No, not long."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, Jan, what happened?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Is Gould dead?  What uh-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael, we got divorced, ok? [to Christian] I’m so sorry.  Excuse me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Wow, you’re kidding me!  Do you wanna talk about?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael. [to hostess] Uh, could we have a table for three, please?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "When did this happen?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "We’re in a meeting."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hostess",
                                "text": "This way, please."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Christian."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Alright, after you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Christian",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[mouths “Wow” to the camera]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I thought we could start by going over the needs of the county."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Christian",
                                "text": "Right.  Well, Lackawanna County has not been immune to the slow economic growth over the past five years.  So for us, the name of the game is budget reduction-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Awesome blossom."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[to Christian] I think we should share an Awesome Blossom, what do you say?   They are awesome. Want to, Christian, blossom?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Christian",
                                "text": "Sure."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok, it’s done. Actually, [turns around] Megan, may we have an Awesome Blossom, please, extra awesome?  Now it’s done."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "So-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I heard a-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "If you have a-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Very very funny joke the other day.  Wanna hear it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Christian, you don’t have to listen to this."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Christian",
                                "text": "It’s ok, I like jokes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Just the one."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Just one joke.  Ok.  Well, if it’s just gonna be one, I will think of a different joke.  Umm… let’s see… choo choo choo."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Pam, it’s Michael.  I need you to go into my office and check some data for me."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[to Michael on speakerphone] Ok, you want me to read ’em?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Ok. Um, a fisherman is walking down Fifth Avenue walking an animal behind him-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "When-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Nope.  Told it.  Not as good as you think.  Pick another one."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Ok.  There’s a transcript between a naval ship-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh ho ho, yea!  Bingo! And a lighthouse.  Yes.  That is hysterical.  Could you start that one from the beginning?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Sure.  There’s a transcript between a naval ship and a lighthouse."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Is this real? [Pam dumps Michael’s screenplay on Jim’s desk]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It is a screenplay.  Starring himself."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Agent Michael Scarn."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Of the FBI."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "How long is this? [flips through pages]  Oh, Pam. Good work! Oop, wait, stop.  Drawings."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What is that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, those are drawings.  In case the writing didn’t really put a picture in your head.  And there he is, in the flesh, Agent Michael Scarn.  Now we know what he looks like."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "First guy says “Well, I’m an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn”.  And the second guy says, “Well, I am a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort”.  And the third guy says “I gotcha both beat, I’m a proctologist, so I drive a brown Probe”."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Christian",
                                "text": "Ohhh no! [laughs] Oh my God, that’s funny!  I almost had Awesome Blossom coming out of my nose!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[to waitress]  Excuse me, could I have a vodka tonic, please?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Do we all have our copy of “Threat Level: Midnight”, by Michael Scott?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Everyone",
                                "text": "Yeah, yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Alright, let’s get this started.  I’m gonna be reading the action descriptions, and Phyllis, I would like you to play Catherine Zeta Jones."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "That’s the character’s name?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh yeah-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ok, you guys should not be doing this."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Why not, Dwight?  This is a movie.  I mean, this is for all of America to enjoy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You took something that doesn’t belong to you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Dwight-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Brought it in here-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Do you want to play-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Made copies of it-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "The lead role of Agent Michael Scarn?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[making the mouth on his tie talk]  Yum! Yum yum yum! [Christian laughs]  That’s delicious!  I love it!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "We would probably be upset with ourselves if we went this whole night without talking business, so, Dunder-Mifflin can provide a level of personal service to the county that the warehouse chains just can’t match."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Christian",
                                "text": "Well, we are out to save money."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "What’s the bottom line?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Bop! Be blah bop, be boo boo bop."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s why I wanted a signal, between us, so that I wouldn’t have to just shout non-sense words.  That’s her fault."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Did somebody say “baby back ribs”?  Hmmm? Hmmmmm?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I don’t think Christian has time for that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Christian",
                                "text": "I have time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[singing] I want my baby back, baby back, baby back [Christian laughs]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael and Christian",
                                "text": "[singing] I want my baby back, baby back, baby back-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[singing] Chili’s baby back ribs…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[reading the screenplay] Inside the FBI, Agent Michael Scarn sits with his feet up on his desk.  Catherine Zeta Jones enters."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Sir, you have some messages."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Not now!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "They’re important."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ok, what are they?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "First message is:"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes, I have acted before.  I was in a production of “Oklahoma” in the seventh grade.  I played the part of Mutey the Mailman.  They had too many kids, so they made up roles like that.  I was good."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "If it isn’t my old partner, Samuel L. Chang."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Agent Michael Scarn, you lost some weight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Thank you for noticing.  Now keep me company for one more mission. [Pam gets up to talk to Roy]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey, uh, I have to work late."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "[looks around conference room] You’re joking right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Michael Scarn takes out a nine-millimeter gun and shoots the-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Pow! Pow! Pow!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Hahaha, Agent Michael Scarn, you so funny.  Word."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Michael’s movie?  Two thumbs down. [Smiles] Heh."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "A man sitting several seats down, who has a gold face, turns to Michael Scarn. [out of character] Uh… Ooh, Oscar, you wanna play Goldenface?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Mr. Scarn, perhaps you would be more comfortable in my private jet?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes, perhaps I would, Goldenface.  Sam, get my luggage."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I forget it, brutha."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Samuel, you are such an idiot, you are the worst assistant ever.  And you’re disgusting, Dwigt. [out of character] Wait, who’s Dwigt?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Here’s what we think happened.  Michael’s sidekick, who all through the movie is this complete idiot who’s causing the downfall of the United States, was originally named Dwight.  But then Michael changed it to Samuel L. Chang using a search and replace, but that doesn’t work on misspelled words, leaving behind one Dwigt.  And Dwight figured it out.  Oops."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "D-W-I-G-H-T."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ok, you know what? I am done with this.  That’s it, the end."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, some of us wanna keep reading, so-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Uh, you don’t speak for everyone, Jim. Ok, announcement.  My uncle bought me some fireworks.  Anyone who wants to see a real show, come with me outside now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "That’s actually a good idea.  We’ll all take a brief intermission. [To Pam]  Hey, are you hungry?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Christian",
                                "text": "So after watching my mom go through so much pain, I decided to keep that promise, that I made to her, and take care of her."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Woo, well, this brings us to Jan.  Truth or Dare?  Tell us about your divorce. Ohh, ohh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Oh no, Michael, Michael, please.  No, really."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, so you’re not gonna play?  She’s not playing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Christian",
                                "text": "It’s not fair."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "She’s not playing the game."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "We’d been fighting for a while-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Check please."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "He didn’t want kids, but I knew that going into it.  But he also knew that I did.  I guess I thought that he would change his mind; he thought that I would change mine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Christian",
                                "text": "You didn’t."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I was stupid."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael and Christian",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, you were not stupid.  Gould was stupid.  Right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Christian",
                                "text": "That’s right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Christian",
                                "text": "You were really brave!  You, you put your arms out there, you slit your wrists."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s true."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Christian",
                                "text": "You said “World, this is my blood!  It’s red, just like yours.  So love me!”"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I had plans to meet a friend tonight.  Which I had to cancel.  But this is cool, too. I’m not a complainer."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[Pam lights a candle] Wow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "For the bugs."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Nice.  That’s excellent, because bugs love my famous grilled cheese sandwich."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yes… nice!  I can’t remember the last time someone made me dinner."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Christian",
                                "text": "Right down the street?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh huh, Kenneth Road, born and raised.  Spent my whole life right here in Lackawanna County and I do not intend on movin’.  I know this place.  I know how many hospitals we have, I know how many schools we have.  It’s home, you know?  I know the challenges this county’s up against.  Here’s the thing about those discount suppliers.  They don’t care.  They come in, they undercut everything, and they run us out of business, and then, once we’re all gone, they jack up the prices."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Christian",
                                "text": "I know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s bad."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Christian",
                                "text": "It’s terrible."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It, you know what, it really is."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Uh- [Michael signals for her to shh]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Christian",
                                "text": "I don’t know.  I guess I could give you guys our business, but you have to meet me half way, ok, because they’re expecting me to make cuts."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, corporate’s gonna go ballistic, but, uh, you think we could Jan?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So, I guess I’ll see you in [looks at watch] ten hours."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What are you going to do with your time off?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Travel.  I’ve been looking forward to it.  It’s gonna be… really nice.  Gonna find myself."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[points to Jim’s iPod] You have new music?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah. [Pam puts her hand out for an earbud] Definitely."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[waving to Christian]  See ya."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Bye… thanks. [pumps fist] Yes!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "We did it!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "We got it!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Nailed it.  Nailed it!  Come here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I am really- [Michael kisses Jan] Thrilled. [Michael and Jan kiss again] Let’s go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What!?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Let’s go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Goin’. Ok.  Where we goin’?  Doesn’t matter.  Goin’ to the go go. [nervous laugh] Oh-ok."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[waking up on office couch] Michael?  Michael? [goes into Michael’s office]  Michael?  [looks out Michael’s window] His car’s not in the parking lot.  I should check the accident reports. [taxi pulls into Dunder-Mifflin parking lot] Who’s this?  Jan?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Morning, Pam.  Hey."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, nothing happened.  I-I swear, nothing happened.  What, I’m, totally being serious.  A gentleman does not kiss and tell, and neither do I. [laughs] No, seriously, guys, I’m not, I don’t want to go into it at all.  It’s off limits.  Fine, I took her back to her hotel and we made out for a little while.  It was great.  I mean she told me about her divorce, we talked for about five hours, she fell asleep on my arm.  So."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hello, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Did you do her?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Who."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Jan Levinson-Gould."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, no, no, no Gould."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Did you do her?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "This is none of your affair because she is your boss-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "And she is your boss."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And she is a woman.  She is a strong, soft, thoughtful, sexy woman.  And you know what?  I don’t think that I can sit here and let you talk about her that way without me defending her honor. [to camera]  Jan, I defend your honor.  [to Dwight]  Is that all?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Jan didn’t come back for her car last night."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What!?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Could it be that Agent Michael Scarn has finally found his Catherine Zeta?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, I don’t know… [Jim laughs, phone rings] Oh my God.  This is Jan’s cell."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No way."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know we have to register as a consensual sexual relationship with HR.  My question:"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Some might even say that we had our first date last night."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Really."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Why might some say that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Cause there was dinner, by candlelight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Uh hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Dinner and a show, if you include Michael’s movie. [Pam nods reluctantly]  And there was dancing and fireworks.  Pretty good date."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "We didn’t dance."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You’re right, we didn’t dance.  It was more like, swaying.  But still romantic."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Swaying isn’t dancing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Least I didn’t leave you at a high school hockey game."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I have some faxes to get out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, come on, Pam.  I-"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ok, we didn’t dance.  I was totally joking anyway.  I mean, it’s not really a date if the girl goes home to her fiance.  Right?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Have you ever heard of Doctor David Friendly?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hmm…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Doctor David Friendly’s Egg Yolk Diet.  It’s, it’s kind of unique.  It’s just, my diet the last couple months has consisted mostly of eggs yolks and cottage cheese.  And, um, what you do, you don’t just have the egg yolks, it’s not like a Rocky thing.  You do like hard boiled eggs and I got one a those melon ballers [shot of Michael peeling boiled egg] and I, it’s just like a little ice cream scoop, and I just scoop out the middle of the egg and just pop it in my mouth.  I don’t even, I don’t even use a plate anymore.  Uh, the first couple weeks I did, but you know what, boom, I keep a melon baller in my desk so if I have a hard boiled egg [Jenna breaks as Pam and laughs] I know, I know!  But you know what?  It’s perfect.  I know it sounds ridiculous, it sounds ridiculous, but you know what?  Dr. David Friendly, he came up with this thing.  The guy, I think he was like four hundred pounds when he started, and he started with this… I, well, the melon baller was my idea."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Most of that is good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[throwing away food from the fridge] Not today, Kevin.  Cannot be around carbs today.  You know what one loaf of bread would do to my abs?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I’m almost there, so we should have plenty of time to go over the presentation."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh huh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "And, uh, hmm, excuse me, I’ve also confirmed the meeting this afternoon at four p.m."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Conflict!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I have a conflict with that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "What do you mean?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, I have a pajama party.  At the Playboy Mansion.  With the bunnies."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael.  I need you to take this seriously."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I can’t get out of it!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok, alright."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Are you hearing me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m hearing you, meeting confirmed."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "This is a very important-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Meeting confirmed.  Would you like your confirmation number?  Please grab a pen, because I will only be repeating this once."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[sighs] I’ll see you in ten minutes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "42897.  Ok."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What is a closer?  A closer is a sales term for someone who always gets the job done.  And that is me.  A B C, always be closing.  Glen Garry, Glen Ross.  “Hey, gimme the Glen Ross leads.”  “No way, they’re just for closers.”  “Do you know who you’re talking to?” “I’m Michael Scott.”  “Really?  Well, take any lead you want.”  “No thanks, I don’t need ’em.”  Because I have a client list [taps screen] right here in my computer.  [sighs] So suck on that."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hi."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What are you doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I don’t know, I think I was just staring at my desk."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Really?  Do you wanna get back to that?  I could go.  I should go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah, do you mind leaving?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, not at all."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s very important."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Uh hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Sure."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Do you think they’ll get the account. [Stanley stares at her] How come you never answer me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I’m sorry, Phyllis.  No, I don’t think they’ll get the account."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[reading screenplay] Bullets are flying everywhere.  Ooo, wait, last page, big finish.  Here we go. Agent Michael Scarn kicks open the plane door with a karate chop."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "A kick and a chop are two totally different things."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, it’s just a movie, Dwigt."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It doesn’t make any sense."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Yeah, now it doesn’t make any sense."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Don’t jump Agent Scarn! There are no parachutes!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Just then, Agent Chang gets a bullet in the head."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh! So close to retirement."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Another bullets heads towards Agent Michael Scarn, but he jumps out of the plane without a parachute."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Is that it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yup, I guess so."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Does he die?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I sincerely doubt it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I have to say, I think this is a terrible movie."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What was my worst first date? Umm. It was a couple of years ago. It was a lunch date, actually, it was right down here, at Cugino’s.  And we had just met, and we really hit it off, it was, it was kinda nice.  Umm, huh.  And, uh, then, as it turned out, it wasn’t even a date, because she was actually in love with someone else.  So, best first date is also my worst first date.  Oddly enough."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "Performance Review",
                "description": "Instead of talking to his employees about their work, Michael uses their annual review time to gather feedback on his \"relationship\" with Jan.",
                "episode_id": 8,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 124,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jan",
                        "appearances": 60,
                        "id": "jan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 51,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 48,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 35,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 14,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Oscar",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "oscar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "kelly"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[bouncing on an exercise ball] You should get one of these."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No.  Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Do you even know what this is?  It is a fitness orb and it has completely changed my life.  Forget everything you thought you knew about ab workouts."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Done."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "This ab workout is specifically designed to strengthen your core. [knocks things around Jim’s desk] Sorry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "S’ok."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Numerous health benefits, strengthens your back, better performance in sports, more enjoyable sex."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You’re not having sex."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Plus, improves your reflexes [knocks over more stuff] see, I would have caught that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ok, you know what, uh, how much is that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It’s only twenty-five bucks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wow.  Um, ok. [pops Dwight’s orb with scissors]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Pam, could I see you in my office?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s performance review day, company-wide.  Last year, my performance review started with Michael asking me what my hopes and dreams were, and it ended with him telling me he could bench-press 190 pounds.  So, I don’t really know what to expect."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Pam, you’re trustworthy-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And a woman-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, no."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And I want you to listen to a voicemail from my boss. [Jan on recording] “Michael, it’s Jan. I guess I missed you.  I’ll, uh, be there this afternoon for performance reviews.  I hope it’s understood that that will be our only topic of discussion. See you soon.”  First impressions?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Uh, just off the top… I think she’ll be here this afternoon."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "My boss is coming in today, the lovely Jan Levinson-Gould will, well, no Gould. The Gould has been [makes slashing neck hand motion] swack, divorced.  Um, the awkward part is that this will be the first time that we’ll be seeing each other since, well, uh, it was really nothing.  We just sort of got caught up in the moment.  The vulnerable divorcee gives herself to the understanding, with rugged good-looks, office manager.  Just, uh, she didn’t want it to continue for some reason.  It, we both, I didn’t want it, we both didn’t want it to continue.  Was not professional.  Um, when people say something’s mutual, it never is.  But this was mutual."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[playing Jan’s message] “I guess I missed you.” I guess I missed you.  So, she misses me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "She missed you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "But then she goes on to say “that will be our only topic of discussion”.  That doesn’t mean anything, those are just words."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I have one idea of what it means."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok. Yeah, what, what?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Well I don’t think you’re gonna be very happy with this."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ohhh, great.  Well, now I’m in a terrible mood.  Let’s do your performance review-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Because she’s conflicted.  She has to be professional, but she’s fighting feelings… for you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ah, why, that’s great news?   That, that, then why would, why would I not like that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Um, just cause, that, you work together, and it might be awkward."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, wow, wow.  Alright, let’s listen to that again. [plays Jan’s message] “Michael, it’s Jan.  I guess I missed you”."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, hey, listen, Jim.  Here’s a little tip for your performance review."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ok."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Tell Michael that we should be stocking more of the double-tabbed manila file folders."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "We don’t have double-tabbed manila file folders."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, yes, we do."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, we don’t."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah, it’s a new product.  So, you should just suggest that to him and he’ll be sure to give you a raise."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Alright… well, I’m not asking for a raise. I’m gonna actually be asking for a pay decrease."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Uh, that is so stupid.  What if he gives it to you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I win."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ugh, you know what?  I am going to zone you out for the rest of today.  I need to stay focused, and I don’t have to see you tomorrow or Sunday and please don’t call me, and we’ll see how things go on Monday.  Uh, stupid."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wait, wait; one thing.  Uh, by tomorrow, you mean Saturday, right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Uh, duh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Duh."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Today is Thursday.  But Dwight thinks that it’s Friday.  And that’s what I’ll be working on this afternoon."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Sometimes women say more in their pauses than they say in their words."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Oh, yes.  Let’s listen to it again.  And this time, really listen to the pauses."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "God, Stanley, that’s frickin’ brilliant. How do you know that?  Did you learn that on the streets?  Sorry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Oh, no, that’s ok.  I did learn it on the streets.  On the ghetto, in fact."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No kidding."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "It’s all about my bonus."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Michael and Jan definitely made out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ohh…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Maybe more."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Eck!… Oh! Also, it is Thursday, but Dwight thinks it’s Friday.  So, keep that goin’."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, yea!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good work, Stanley. Great performance review.  Stanley in the house, everybody.  Woo!  Angela, your turn."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I actually look forward to performance reviews.  I did the youth beauty pageant circuit.  And I enjoyed that quite a bit.  I really enjoy being judged.  I believe I hold up very well to even severe scrutiny."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Jan’s on the phone for you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh; Angela, you were totally satisfactory this year."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Interesting.  Jan is calling me.  Maybe it wasn’t so mutual after all. [puts Jan on speakerphone] Yeah?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Jan!  To what do I owe this pleasure?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I am returning your many calls."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, hello to you, too.  Um, yeah, I was just um, I just wanted to get some closure on uh, what transpired between us at the meeting we had in the parking lot of the Chili’s."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "No. No, we won’t be discussing that, Michael.  The only things I wanna talk about during your performance review are your concrete ideas to improve your branch."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, surely this uh, review is a formality because of what happened uh, at our meeting in the parking lot of Chili’s."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Uh, your review is anything but a formality, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I expect you to forget anything that you think may have happened between us and exhibit completely professional behavior."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Been thinking about you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Ok, that is an example of completely unprofessional behavior."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um, I don’t see how that’s unprofessional. Just-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yep."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Are the cameras with you…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "…in your office?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "They are not.  Yes, they are. [Jan hangs up]  That’s my girlfriend."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I heard they made out and had sex."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "No, they just made out.  That’s it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Well, I heard they made out and had sex."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Don’t talk about it.  Office romances are nobody’s business but the people involved."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Romances?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Pam, I have ideas on a daily basis. I know I do.  I have a clear memory of telling people my ideas.  Um, is there any chance you wrote any of my ideas down?  In a folder?  A “Michael-idea” folder?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Sorry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s unfortunate.  How ’bout the suggestion box?  There’s tons of ideas in there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What suggestion box?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "The suggestion box that I put out, and people could be put in suggestions anonymously?  Maybe there’s prizes?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, yeah. Uh, I think I remember that from back from when I first started."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Why don’t you find it and tell people to get theirs… never mind, I’ll tell them.  Hello, everybody?  Yeah, uh, attention, please.  Jan Levinson’s coming, very soon, and so, we’re going to have our weekly suggestion box meeting, so you can all get your constructive compliments in a.s.a.p."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Don’t you mean constructive criticism?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What did I say?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "You said “constructive complements”; that doesn’t make any sense."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, Kelly, that was neither constructive nor a compliment, so maybe you should stop criticizing my English and start making some suggestions. ‘K?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[on phone] Hey, Dan, this is Jim, and it is about 11:15, and I wanted to know what you were up to tomorrow, which is the fifteenth, and that is a…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Saturday."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[pumps fist] …Saturday, so just let me know what you’re doing tomorrow, Saturday, for lunch. Ok, talk to you soon."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[on phone]  We’ll address this in the meeting then. Ok. Ok, bye-bye. [to Pam]  Could you please tell Michael that I’m here?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Sure."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hi, Jan.  How are you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I’m good; how are you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good to see you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Nice to see you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok. [tries to kiss Jan’s hand] Ok, why don’t we just step into my office?  We’re gonna go in here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Can we please go in your office?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yep, right after you.  Apres-vous. [mouths to Pam] No calls."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Oooo."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Alright [takes Jan’s coat]."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s nice to see you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Nice to see you too, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Not like that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, well."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "You know Michael, I think I need to make something clear right off the top.  I’m not going to discuss anything with you other than Dunder-Mifflin business."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Alright."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Period."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yep."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Do we understand each other."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Absolutely."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m a little confused.  ‘Cause first it’s all like kissy-kissy.  And then it’s like all regret.  Because “Oh, I regret that.”  But, “Wait, I’m still gonna call you.”  But, but, “We’re just gonna talk business.  And I may come down and fire you if you don’t do your job.”  But what were talking about when we first kissed?  Business."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "So are you still in the middle of the performance reviews then?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no, no, I finished all of that.  I’m very fast.  I’m not too fast.  Not like wham-bam-thank ya ma’am.  But I do say thank ya ma’am.  But, I’m, I’m not like wham-bam.  Not that there’s anything wrong with wham-bam.  If it’s consensual.  [cold Jan stare]  We’re talking about office stuff.  Can I ask you a question?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "This is a business question. It’s nothing personal, I promise."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Fine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Are you wearing a new perfume today?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "How is that a business question?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, you’re wearing it at the office. And [smells Jan] it, I’m sorry, but no offense, but it’s really sexy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Please don’t smell me, Michael."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey, Jim."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey, how’s it goin’?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh my God, did you see “The Apprentice” last night?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Course, it’s on every Thursday night, so how could I miss it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Can you believe who Trump fired?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, that was unbelievable."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Who?  Who was it?  Who did he fire?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You didn’t see it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, I went out and got drunk with my laser tag team last night.  Crap!  I never go out on a Thursday night; what the hell was I thinking?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t understand- [phone rings] Hold on.  Sorry. [answers]  Yes, Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Michael, it’s time for the suggestion box meeting."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m kind of in the middle of something. I wish you wouldn’t interrupt."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You told me to buzz you about the suggestion box meeting when Jan was here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I did not, not, not use those words."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Uh, I’d like to sit in on that meeting [to Pam] is it happening right now?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, it’s in like ten minutes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Everyone’s waiting in the conference room."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Great.  Very good."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Why are we here?  Because I value your opinions.  Now, I know a lot of don’t think that I read your suggestions, but I do.  I just sift through them every week and I really look and scrutinize to see what you guys are writing.  Um, so, let’s, uh, just read some of these suckers.  Alright.  Number one:"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I can’t, I can’t-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t understand why you’re so upset."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Please sit down."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Let me ask you-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "You’re gonna sit here and I’m gonna go sit over there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok, let me ask you this."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Please, sit yourself down."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Let me ask you something."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "What, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Where did you get your outfit?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[loud metal music playing in a stairwell; Dwight pacing] You are giving me this raise!  I deserve this raise! [plays air guitar] Yes! [kicks] Yes! Yes! Hiya!  The least you can do is keep my salary consistent with inflation! Keeya eyah!  Yes!  Why are you gonna give me this raise?  Why?  Because… I’m awesome! I am awesome!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I just don’t understand why you have to pretend like nothing happened."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Because nothing did, Michael.  It, I’m not going to say anything more about it, and I would advise that you do the same"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Look-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh my God…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m sorry, am I interrupting?  Oh God; were you guys making out?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "No, Dwight; come in."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What do you want Dwight?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I am ready for my performance review."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok, great.  Your performance has been adequate.  You may leave; goodbye."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Is this how you’ve been conducting all the reviews, Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You wanna talk now, good; OK, Dwight, leave."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Uh, wait, I would like to discuss my raise?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Why on earth would we give you a raise?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That is an excellent question. Thank you for asking.  Let me bring up one word:"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Look, I know it’s your job, I know you have to ask, but I promise you, I’m not gonna discuss it with him, I’m certainly not gonna discuss it with you.  [digs a cigarette out of her purse] Do you have a light?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "And in conclusion, I think that Lex Luthor said it best when he said “Dad, you have no idea what I’m capable of”."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s from Superman?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Smallville.  And that is why, I feel, that I deserve this raise."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Do you think Michael and Jan actually…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I don’t really wanna picture it.  But thank you, Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "How do you come back from that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Um, you don’t, I don’t think, come all the way back, you know.  Especially working together."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, I mean doing that with Michael. How do you come back from that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "As a human being."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, no, I don’t think you can."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I’m heading back to New York; Alan and I will conduct your performance review over the phone tomorrow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Wait."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "‘K?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Wait, wait, wait, come, I just, I just wanna know why?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael, now is not the time or the place."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok, so you’re saying that there is a different time or place?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "No, I am saying we are never having this conversation."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, ok, well never as in ‘never ever ever’, or never as in there’s still a chance?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Never, for me, always means ‘never ever ever.’"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I just want to know, from the horse’s mouth, what is the dealio?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael, it has nothing-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Am I too short?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "With your looks, ok?  It’s your personality.  I mean, you’re obnoxious, and rude, and, and, and stupid, and you do have coffee breath, by the way, and, and I don’t agree about the b.o., but you are very, very inconsiderate."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Really.  You’re, you’re, you’re a great guy, ok?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I appreciate that, thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "And you were very sweet, and you stayed up with me and talked with me, cried with me, and I appreciate that-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, I wasn’t, I didn’t cry-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "At this time in my life.  I just am not in the place right now where I’m looking for a relationship, so we can still work together, we can still be friends but… ok?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So my looks have nothing to do with it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Ohhh, God."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Jan is not in a place where she feels she can have a relationship right now.  And it doesn’t matter how great a guy I am.  And that is all I needed; I’m good.  I can go home now."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, it’s 12:20; where the hell’s Dwight?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ummm… no idea."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Never missed a day, my ass."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[Jim bows to Pam; she bows back] Thank you."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[running through parking lot] I’m here! I’m here! I’m here! It’s ok!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oscar, I’m ready for you."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Today is performance-review day, company-wide, and I’m a little concerned about my review. I exceeded my sick days and my personal days because I just couldn’t take it. And I don’t have a good answer for him, when he asks me."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Michael, I don’t know what to say."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um, you’re in accounting…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Yes, I’m in accounting and I’m sorry and all the extra days. I know I passed my limit."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So, good, good, good. Something to work toward, being here more. I’m a big believer in people being here more."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You know what this is?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, you don’t."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Then why the question?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "This is a visual aid for my performance review. Budget is tight, and if anyone is getting a raise, it is gonna be a fight to the death. And I intend on winning that fight. “Dwight: determined, worker, intense, good worker, hard worker, terrific. Dwight.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I have one, too. Jim. Jim, Is Jim. My name is Jim."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That’s a total waste of your “M.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You have a better idea?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah, magnificent worker, marvelous worker, more money for this worker. Man, I like this worker. Mighty worker.  That’s good. That’s good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’ll use that."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I am not going to discuss anything with you other than Dunder Mifflin business."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Period."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yup."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Do we understand each other?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Absolutely."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "“I am not going to discuss anything outside of Dunder Mifflin business, period.” Okay. Now, why would Jan say she only wants to talk business and then make it clear that she is on her period? God, I don’t understand women. How about a clear signal, right? Is that too much to ask?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So, that’s… It’s great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, it is."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah. You have fun?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, I did."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Did you go to first base?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hell, yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, yeah?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Did you go to second?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Second."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Kind of, yeah. Over the shirt, my elbow, but…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay, so close call at second. Was there an infield fly?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um, yup, wait, yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Pop-up?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, there… Later there was."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So, you got the signal from the third-base coach. You know what I’m saying? Like if there was a fly out to deep right, you know. A runner on second. He tagged up, didn’t he?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I didn’t, you know, it was… It was dark, for one thing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Office romances. Um… [laughs] I think you should probably ask Pam ’cause she’s in an office romance, technically."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Let’s just push on, shall we?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Pushing on."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s next. Just keep it. “Look on the supply shelf.” What? What is that? All right, Ryan, look on the supply shelf, would you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah. It’s another note."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "“Look on the windshield.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Does it specify which windshield?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I’ll check them all."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "This ought to be good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Which one?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, no, no. It’s on the Miata."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "He sees it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What does it say?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "He can’t hear you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, field trip’s over. Come on. Could we please get back to this?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[clapping] Come on. Let’s get back to this."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right, don’t break any lands-speed records getting back, okay, Stanley?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I’m back."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Christ Almighty."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "“Look under the sink in the men’s room.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right, next suggestion."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Next suggestion."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "“Don’t…” Okay, that’s blank. Don’t. Just…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "“Don’t sleep with your boss.” Do you think this is referring to you boning Jan?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Okay, let me make something clear. As embarrassing as this is, I feel that it needs to be said. There is nothing romantic or sexual going on with Michael and myself."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "The other night, I gave him a polite congratulatory kiss because he just closed the biggest deal of his career. And that’s it. If anything else has been implied, Dwight, or inferred, Michael, Creed, it’s just not true, okay? It’s not true. So… Is everyone straight on that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Crystal."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "There’s one more suggestion."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "How pleasant. You can…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "“Way to go man, Jan’s really hot.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, I think we’re good."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, my God. When Dwight said no one wants to come in on a Saturday…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I almost lost it. That was too good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, that is because that is the gift that keeps on giving. Oh, my God. I left today’s paper on my desk."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You mean yesterday’s paper."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What? Yes, that is exactly what I mean. Wow. You are very good at what you do."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hey, temp."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Look, we’re twins."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Cool."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Bet you I got mine for less than yours."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I bet you did."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Getting a little something that calm the nerves?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "What nerves?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "For the performance review. Oh, wait, you don’t get one. You’re a temp."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Actually, I had mine already."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You’re lying."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Why would I lie about a performance review?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Why would Michael give you one before me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I think because my name is before yours in alphabetical order. [coins dropping]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "How did it go?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Fine. He actually gave me a small raise, which I did not ask for. [hits vending machine] It’s stuck. [Dwight begins throwing his entire body into the vending machine] It’s cool, it fell."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[Wild Side playing] You are gonna give me this raise. Ya! Yes, you are. You are gonna give me this raise. Ya! Ya! The least you can do is keep my salary consistent with inflation, right? You are gonna give me this raise! Why? Because I’m awesome, awesome, yes! Yes! Yes! Thank you for your time, dude. Champ. My lord, mi amigo. Mi amor. Ha! Wild side! I am ready. [groans]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, that got a little out of control. Jan’s taking a break, which is fine. I’m doing the same, just chilling. Getting my mind off of us. She’s right. I need to be more professional at the office. When I’m at work, I need to focus on work. I should call her ex-husband."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hello, is this R. Gould? Hi there. My name is Michael Scott, I work at Dunder Mifflin. I believe I work with your wife, ex-wife, Jan. Yeah, that’s right, yes. Um… I was wondering if I could ask a personal question about her. Mmm-hmm. Okay, well, could I ask anyway? Uh-huh. Well, I’m just gonna ask. When you guys were dating was she sort of easy to get and then really hard to get?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, that Gould is a real interesting guy, a gem. I can see why he and Jan are no longer together. If my conversation with him is any measure of their relationship, he was verbally abusive, he was curt. He was… He had an inability to communicate, shall I say? He was emotionally unavailable. I don’t know how she dealt with that as long as she did."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Never…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Never for me always means never, ever, ever."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, then, Gould wasn’t kidding."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Nothing, I just…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "What did you say, Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Nothing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Did you call my ex?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, I did not."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Gould, you said, Gould."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Maybe I did. Maybe I  called him, I don’t know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "How dare you, Michael? My personal life is off-limits to you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Okay, how dare you do that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I didn’t do that. I… Maybe he called me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Why would he do that? Why would he call you, Michael? Why would my husband call you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ex-husband, you have to let it go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I mean…"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 10
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "“Look under the suggestion box.” “I can’t believe I kept this up all day.” Signed, me."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 11
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What is an office? Is it a group of people? Maybe. Is it an idea? Of course, yes. Is it a living organism? Exactly, yes. And any single cell organism has to have a spine, and that’s me. But the spine is always controlled by a brain, and that is Jan. But the brain needs a heart, and that is me again. So ironic. You know what? The heart is smarter than the brain. But the brain is so effing hot."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 11
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "E-mail Surveillance",
                "description": "Michael decides to set up e-mail surveillance for all company e-mail, and discovers that Jim has invited everyone over for a barbeque except him.",
                "episode_id": 9,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 128,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 52,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 47,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 38,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Improv Teacher",
                        "appearances": 24,
                        "id": "improv-teacher"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Mary-Beth",
                        "appearances": 17,
                        "id": "mary-beth"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 14,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 12,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Sadiq",
                        "appearances": 12,
                        "id": "sadiq"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 7,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Roy",
                        "appearances": 7,
                        "id": "roy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Oscar",
                        "appearances": 6,
                        "id": "oscar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 6,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Bill",
                        "appearances": 6,
                        "id": "bill"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Mark",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "mark"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "kelly"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Michael and Jim",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "michael-and-jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Girl acting Pregnant",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "girl-acting-pregnant"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Actor",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "actor"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Actress",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "actress"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "toby"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It is Friday morning and it is another beautiful day in Scranton, Pennsylvania.  [sees man in a turban outside] Oh my God. Ohhh. [dials phone number] Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.  Oh, we have a serious problem here. [goes out onto office floor] Alright everybody, lock the doors, turn off the lights.  Pretend you’re not here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Are we in danger?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "There’s no time to think about if this is real.  Just, shh, everybody. [knock at the front door]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Michael, should I call the… [Michael waves his hands] What?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "The IT tech guy and me did not get off to a great start."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, I tried to install it myself, but, uh, you guys have these things so password-protected…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sadiq",
                                "text": "That just means you have to enter your password."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sadiq",
                                "text": "What’s your password, Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, umm… [looks at Post-It on computer]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sadiq",
                                "text": "Oh, it’s 1-2-3."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Mi-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "AH! Guh-oood."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Sorry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Please don’t do that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ok, I’m sorry.  What is going on in there? Why is he here?  What are you doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I can’t tell you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You have to tell me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t have to tell you anything."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Look, Michael, I know you don’t want to have to think about this, but if something were to happen to you, God forbid, then I would need to know in order to take over."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dwight, nothing is going to happen to me, ok?  I’m in the best shape of my life.  Look at this. [flexes his arms] Brrr!  That’s strong!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah, but that doesn’t matter, you could get a brain aneurysm-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m not going get a brain-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Or get hit by a car-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Stop it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Or a bus or a train. Get poisoned, fall in a well, step on a mine, choke."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, oh, ok; if I step on a mine in Scranton, Pennsylvania, and die, you can have my job, ok?  Why don’t you just go… away?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "There are certain things a boss does not share with his employees.  His salary, that would depress them.  His bed, it—  And I am not going to tell them that I’ll be reading their e-mails."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So how do you search?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sadiq",
                                "text": "By keyword phrase."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Try “profits”.  No! Try “Michael Scott”.  “Michael” “boss” and “funny”. [Sadiq (IT guy) types; result pops up] Oh my God, wow!  [chuckles]  E-mail from Stanley. Stanley,  Terribly nice guy.  [reads e-mail]  “Sorry I didn’t write back sooner; I can’t go to the game tonight because my boss Michael is an ass and making me stay late.”  Well, Stanley’s an ass.  Not one of our harder workers."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Hey, what’s the deal, Michael?  Why are you spying on our computers?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, no, everybody; Oscar’s gone crazy!  What other ghost stories do you have for us?  That I’m a robot? [robot voice]  I will destroy everything in my path-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Actually, it’s just-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Beep! Bop!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Ok…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Bommmm. Bop! Onk onk.  [Tin Man voice] Oil can. Oil can."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Tin Man.  Actually we just a got a memo from IT saying you’re doing e-mail surveillance."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, what? No. That defeats the whole purpose."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "So it’s true?  You have access to our e-mails?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know what the problem is?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I think I do."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "The problem is that when people hear the term “big brother”, they immediately think it’s scary or bad, but I don’t. I think, wow, I love my big brother."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I gotta erase a lotta stuff.  A lot of stuff."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh hey, just so ya know, if you have a lot of sensitive e-mails, they need to be deleted immediately."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Good. [Pam overhears]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[whispers to Jim] Hey.  Something just happened.  Dwight just told Angela that she has to deleted all of her sensitive e-mails immediately."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I know!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hmm…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Do you think that they’re like-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, right, no, no."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[humming]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Uhhh, ew, ew, ew… .Maybe?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s like squishing a spider under a book.  It’s gonna be really gross but I have to look and make sure that it’s really dead.  Sooo… [to camera guys] If you guys see anything… ?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey, Dwight, um, my friend is kinda into these two girls that he works with."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Nice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "One is tall and brunette, and the other one is short, and blonde, and perky, and kinda judgmental.  Who do you think he should choose?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Does he have access to their medical records?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Ummmm…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I think one of the greatest things about modern America is the computerization of medical records.  As a volunteer sheriff, I can look up anyone’s psychiatric records or surgical histories.  Yeast infections.  There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county.  Probably because we are down river from that old bread factory."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Meredith has an E-vite from Jim.  Barbeque at Jim’s tonight.  Tonight?  Wonder where my e-vitation is.  Click on guest list.  Angela, Stanley, Oscar, Meredith, Phyllis, Kevin, Creed.  Must be… .[scrolls down list] No."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey, Angela-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Hi."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "How’s it going?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "It’s ok."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Listen, are you bringing anyone to Jim’s party tonight?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "No.  Are we supposed to?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No. I mean, I don’t know, I don’t think so."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Hmm… [Pam reaches towards vending machine] Excuse me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "There’s always a distance between a boss and the employees.  It is just nature’s rule.  It’s intimidation mostly, it’s the awareness that they are not me.  I do think that I am very approachable, as one of the guys.  But maybe I need to be even approachabler."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "That’s pretty young."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[to Michael]  Are you gonna eat with us?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Of course.  Hangin’ with my crew, crew that I am one of.  Hangin’ with my Cup of Noodles.  This is a meal in a cup."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Uh hum."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hot, tasty.  Reminds me of college.  Lived on this stuff.  Brain food.  Mmmm… You know what I really, really miss about college?  The parties.  Everybody’d go.  The athletes, the, the nerds, professors."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "The professors would go to the parties?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah!  They were the most fun.  We always invited them."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "It’s true. I’m having a party.  I’ve got three cases of imported beer, a karaoke machine, and I didn’t invite Michael.  So three ingredients for a great party.  And it’s nothing personal, I just think that if he were there, people wouldn’t be able to relax, and you know, have fun, and my roommate wants to meet everybody.  Because I’m pretty sure he thinks that I’m making Dwight up.  [sighs]  He is very real."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[to cameraman] What? [looks at Dwight eating a Baby Ruth] Ohhhh… Yes!  Thank you!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Question:"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So, Dwight thinks that tonight is a surprise party for Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Really? That’s great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Maybe we can get him to hide and wait somewhere."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[laughs] Oh man.  Oh, you know what, speaking of which, I was just trying to get a handle on, you know, numbers for food and stuff.  So do you think that Roy’s gonna come, or…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, no, he can’t make it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, ok, cool."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Almost quittin’ time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yup, it’s, uh, four o’clock."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "One more hour.  Take care of anything you forgot to do. Hey, you know, I don’t know if you have any plans tonight, but if ya don’t, we could hang out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, um… .I can’t."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You have plans."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Uh hmm, definitely."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I do, too. I do, too."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You do?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I do, yeah. Big plans."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Because you said “do you wanna hang out”-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Tonight, I can’t do it tonight, no.  Improv class, I have improv class, hanging out with my improv buds-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Aw, that sounds like a lot of fun."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s the best.  It’s the best.  I would not miss it for the world.  But if something else came up, I would definitely not go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Improv sounds great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It is. Ok."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Alright."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[someone coughs] What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I think Stanley just coughed."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, Pam.  Do you need me to walk to your vehicular transport?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Alright.  Oscar, got big plans tonight with-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "I’m on a call."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Kevin, big man, big man, what are you doing tonight?  Where are you off to?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "My brother is in town and we are going to see the Alaska Film Festival at the Scien-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok, alright."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, Angela, rushy, rushy.  Where you rushin’ off to?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I’m just leaving for the day."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, well duh.  Where ya headed?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Charity.  Bake drive."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Liar!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "No!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You are a liar."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "No, I’m not."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dwight, oh ho, Dwight, Dwight, my loyal compadre.  You and I are hangin’ tonight.  The two of us.  We are celebrating our freedom and our manhood.  You know what?  Why don’t we watch that show that you’ve been wanting to watch, that stupid Battleship Galaxy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Battlestar Galatica."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s, whatever stupid show you want-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I can’t-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "To watch tonight"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Tonight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "We’re watching it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Unfortunately, I’ve got plans. I have to go to practice.  Soccer practice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I didn’t know you played soccer, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Clarinet."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You, too, Dwight?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Have fun tonight!  Whatever it is that you’re doing, and I’ll see you Monday. [to the camera]  He has no idea!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Quick announcement everybody, if I could have everybody’s attention.  We do have wine in the kitchen, and, uh, there is beer available on the porch and despite what you might think, it’s not all for Meredith and Kelly, so please enjoy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Jim!  You really think this is a good idea, huh? A hide-a-key rock?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mark",
                                "text": "Hey, you must be Dwight!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You don’t work with us."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "That’s because Mark’s my roommate."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mark",
                                "text": "Hey, I love the Birkenstocks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Thanks.  Yeah, I always keep an extra set in the car, for special occasions.  Jim, come here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Uh hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "When is the guest of honor coming?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, uh, later-ish."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "He’s gonna love it!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Great. [to a group of guests]  Just wanna let you guys know that we will be taking the tour like I promised-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey!  Just in time!  You wanna go on the group tour? We were just about to leave."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Definitely."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, the group tour is now leaving, then.  Ladies and gentlemen, just a few things that we are gonna be pointing out to you today, you will be able to see both bedrooms and, uh, if we’re lucky, maybe get a chance to peek into the bathroom, who knows.  I have to remind you that flash photography is prohibited and as much as you can, please refrain from touching things. I know you might want to."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Hey, is Katy coming?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Uh, actually, I haven’t talked to her in a while."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Huh, is it ok if I call her?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "We can talk about that later."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Improv Teacher",
                                "text": "Ok, let’s get right into it.  I need two people for the first scene."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[In Horshack voice from ‘Welcome Back, Kotter’] Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo, Mr. Cart-air, Mr. Cart-air."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Improv Teacher",
                                "text": "Ok, Michael.  And… anybody?  How about Mary-Beth?  Come on. Ok, so you start us off Mary-Beth."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mary-Beth",
                                "text": "Great. [skips] La la la la la laaa…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[fake kicks in door] Boom! Detective Michael Scarn.  I’m with the FBI."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Think about this; what is the most exciting thing that can happen, on TV, or in movies, or in real life?  Somebody has a gun. [gasps]  That’s why I always start with a gun, because you can’t top it, you just can’t."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Girl acting Pregnant",
                                "text": "I’m supposed to meet my doctor here?  Have ya seen him?  He’s a very angry midget."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Boom!  Freeze!  Michael Scoon, FBI.  You know what you did.  Boom! Boom! Boom! [shoots at Pregnant Girl and another actor]  Yeah, you thought that you could get away with your little ruse, didn’t you?  Didn’t ya!?  Well, you didn’t, because I know where ya hid the diamonds.  I been on to you and your little friends for weeks.  [another actor steps in]  Boom! Boom! Boom!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Actor",
                                "text": "I’m not even in the scene!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Actress",
                                "text": "Again!?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Boom! Boom!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Improv Teacher",
                                "text": "Stop, stop, ok, stop."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Boom! Boom!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Improv Teacher",
                                "text": "You shot me, great.  Now stop."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Why"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Improv Teacher",
                                "text": "You can’t just shoot everyone in the scene."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, if you hadn’t stopped the scene, you would have seen where it was going."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Improv Teacher",
                                "text": "Ok, what about the scene they set up?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Boring."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Improv Teacher",
                                "text": "No, it wasn’t.  No more guns."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I could of-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Improv Teacher",
                                "text": "No. No. Michael, I want you to give me all the guns you have."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Improv Teacher",
                                "text": "Just, I want you to get rid of all your guns and give them to me.  Great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yehhhehh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Improv Teacher",
                                "text": "Yeeehh, ok."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Jim’s bedroom."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "See, I knew we lost somebody on the tour.  It’s-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Cool… This is your desk."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "This is my desk."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Your home office?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "My home office, this is it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Down.  You have to sit down so I can get the full effect."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ok, sure. Will do."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Ok, wait, so that would make me [walks to side of room] like right here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, that… Yep, that feels about right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "And Dwight would be like-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You know what?  Let’s just leave that image out of it, because this is a happy place.  Happy thoughts, Pam.  Happy thoughts."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Umm, [gasps] yearbook!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, you don’t have to, ummm.  Alright, yes, that’s not gonna be awkward at all."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[finds Jim’s picture] Ooooohhh no!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You were so dorky!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Improv Teacher",
                                "text": "Freeze!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m in."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Improv Teacher",
                                "text": "You wanna go over the rules one more time?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no, no.  I’m looking in my wallet for money so you can tell me my fortune."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Bill",
                                "text": "I promise it’s worthit .  Ooo, I can see you walking out of here and you’re thrilled with your reading."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What are you… [whispers to Bill]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Improv Teacher",
                                "text": "Michael, what did you tell him?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Nothing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Improv Teacher",
                                "text": "Then why are his hands up?  Bill?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Bill",
                                "text": "He told me he couldn’t show it to me, but he has a gun."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Improv Teacher",
                                "text": "Ok, let’s call it a day.  Nice job, Bill."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good, it’s good.  Good work, everybody."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Angela, burger? Dog?  Havin’ fun?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I got sap on me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Chicken, hot dog, burger."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I’m a vegetarian."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "There is soda inside."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Guh."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I didn’t think the premium laser color copy batch would sell as well as it did."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Yeah, it surprised us all.  I’ll tell you why.  Because when they—"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "I’m sorry guys; can we please not talk about paper?  There’s gotta be something else we can talk about."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I think it’s alright. Jesus drank wine. [Pam overhears]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey Phyllis, come here for a second."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Sure."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Have you heard anything about any secret office romances?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "You tell me.  Well, you do mean you and Jim right?  Oh God.  I am so sorry, I thought, you guys hang out all the time and you’re talking all the time.  I’m sorry!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "That’s ok.  It’s ok."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[smacks Ryan’s hand]  Not so fast… Fire Guy."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mary-Beth",
                                "text": "How do I get to Bernie’s Tavern from here?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Bill",
                                "text": "Oh, don’t worry.  We’re all gonna carpool."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So Bernie’s, huh?  We’re all going to Bernie’s? [to camera]  Go to Bernie’s?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Bill",
                                "text": "Oh sorry, we’re not going as a group, it’s just a private friend who just happens to know all of us from different ways is throwing a private birthday thing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Right, right, right.  Well guys, I’d love to go to Bernie’s with you, but, you know, I have an office party.  A big office party I need to go to, so…  Can’t get out of it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Bill",
                                "text": "Ok."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok, see you later.  Nice job, Bill.  Not."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "[singing] Here I go again on my own.  Going down the only road I’ve ever known…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh by the way how’s your side project going?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, yeah I gave that up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah, it turns out I was, um, just grasping at straws."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Just because two people are hanging out, it doesn’t mean that they’re together,  you know?  Like people can just be friends.  And I think that it was really unfair to think that there was anything else going on."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[singing]  Just turn around now, cause you’re not welcome anymore."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Surprise! [laughs]  Everybody!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Dwight…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Wow!  Who opened the morgue for this thing?  I’m just driving by, thought I’d drop in.  [to Jim] There’s some wine. I would love a glass, if you’re gonna open it.  Here ya go Temp, take my jacket!  [sees Sadiq] Oh, come on! That guy?  He is a good guy, not a terrorist.  Karaoke, I love it!  I am a karaoke fiend.  I call dibs. I got next, I got next up.  Come on, let’s get this party started, ha! Ok?  Where’s that wine?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok, yeah, this is a duet, so, need somebody else, Pam?  You wanna come up and sing this one?  Need somebody else.  Takers, please.  [singing]  Baby when I met you there was peace unknown. Kelly?  Tried to get you with a fine tooth comb.  I was soft inside, there was something goin’ on.  This part goes to the, uh, girl.  You do something to me that I can’t explain.  Hold me closer and I feel no pain.  In every beat of my heart, we got something goin’ on.  Tender love is blind—"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael and Jim",
                                "text": "[singing] It requires a dedication, all this love we feel needs no conversation.  Divided, together, uh huh.  Making love with each other, uh huh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "We’re making love!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael and Jim",
                                "text": "[singing] Islands in the stream, that is what we are, no one in between, how can we be wrong?  Sail away with me…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Talk! Just talk!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mary-Beth",
                                "text": "I am-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Shut up!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Funny story:"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "[Oscar shakes his leg] You’re going to have to stop that. [Oscar moves over] I can still feel it."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sadiq",
                                "text": "Do you have a question or something?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sadiq",
                                "text": "About my turban, maybe?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Nope, nope.  I actually wear a turban sometimes.  Wanna see it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sadiq",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Got it right here. [pulls out Karnak turban]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sadiq",
                                "text": "Why do you have that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Comedy; it’s funny.  It’s Johnny Carson, Karnak.  It’s, um, put it back.  Huhhhh, did you have Johnny Carson in your land?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sadiq",
                                "text": "In Pittsburgh?  Yeah, but I never really watched him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh. You were forbidden."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sadiq",
                                "text": "No, I’m much younger than you.  I watched Conan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Alright, I’m gonna, uhh, get a cup of coffee.  Do you want some coffee er-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sadiq",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Or some tea or hummus or something?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sadiq",
                                "text": "No, thank you."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Oh, this isn’t good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "It’s fine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "You don’t even know what I’m talking about."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Should have done this a long time ago.  Tons of personal e-mails, huge time wasters.  Uh, uh huh.  Wow, like Kevin, rating the best bars in Scranton?  Poor Richard’s number seven?  Idiot.  Stupid load.  [phone rings]  Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey, Michael, accounting needs your approval on-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, I’m busy right now. [hangs up]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Here’s a helpful suggestion for Jim.  Jim, instead of e-mailing Amazon, to try and get that CD that you didn’t receive, I suggest that you go to Visa and tell them to cancel the charge."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, definitely didn’t need help with that, but, yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s seems like ya did though-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Jim.  Lots of e-mails to Amazon, lots of wasted computer space.  Alright, let’s get back to work."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Yeah, I assumed Michael was already doing this.  That’s why I only use my personal e-mail account."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[moves chair to Jim and Dwight’s desks] Ooo, bleh bleh bleh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Where’s your tie?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t know.  Just felt like taking it off.  Man, work can be just so damn frustrating don’t ya think, Jim?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Uh, yeah, I guess."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What’s going on, Michael.  Talk to me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t know, same old stuff.  Same old.  Boss just been ridin’ my ass."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh no! Jan!?  What’s goin’ on?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t wanna talk about it.  I just wanna hang out, just be one of the guys."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "The most important one of the guys."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s not the point."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That’s exactly the point.  You’ve hit a slump. It happens to the best of us.  You just have to remember, you know-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Where you come from, and who you are."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You know, you have worked so hard for this.  You are the boss; you can buy and sell us with just a snap of your little finger."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok yes, I would never do that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, no one can snap with their little finger."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ha."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Jim, this is hardly the time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, this is completely the time, this is perfect time.  This is just guys gently ribbing each other, it’s what it’s all about, just hangin’ out.  Enjoying friends, all being the same.  Worker bees."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "And their king bee."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, just bees, just bees hanging out, buzzing around."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Master bee."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m not a master bee."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Queen bee."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m just a bee, Dwight, ok, just a bee, just buzzin’."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hi!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Hey babe.  Hey, how are you!?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "You look good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Hey, um, I was wondering if it’d be ok if I go to Lonny’s poker game tonight.  I promise, it’ll be like the last time for a while."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "We were supposed to go to the barbeque at Jim’s house."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Oh, man.  Um, could you go without me? Make something up, say I like, ate something, or…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Uhh…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Huh, huh?  You’re the best.  You’re the best!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I might be late."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Ok, don’t wake me up cause I’m playing ball in the morning."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Ok."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Alright, bye. [Pam looks around the office]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[to the cameraman] Did I miss anything?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Five o’clock.  Time to go get my improv on. [drinks]  Little bit of the comedy juice.  Mmm.  Alright, see if you can guess what this is. [roars and flails his arms]  That is a dinosaur getting ready to go to improv class.  Just a taste of the improv."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I need to know… who shot Johnson!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mary-Beth",
                                "text": "Uh, President Johnson.  Um-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Shut up!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mary-Beth",
                                "text": "Ok."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I have a right mind to shoot you right in the head."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mary-Beth",
                                "text": "I, I killed him. You’re right! It was me!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Just shut up!  I don’t wanna hear anything more from you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Improv Teacher",
                                "text": "No, listen to what she’s saying."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mary-Beth",
                                "text": "Alright, I’ll be quiet if we can make some kind of deal.  A deal?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!  No deal.  Not with Michael Scarn, FBI.  Michael Scarn doesn’t make deals.  Michael Scarn shoots and then asks questions later. [blows on his fake gun]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Improv Teacher",
                                "text": "Good, good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "She was kind of tripping me up, cause she was, um, I was trying to get something going, when I was over her with the gun, and she like kept changing the story."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mary-Beth",
                                "text": "I don’t think… he was saying-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, you kept-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mary-Beth",
                                "text": "He kept saying “shut up”-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Going into nuclear something; that’s not where the scene was going."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mary-Beth",
                                "text": "I-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Bill",
                                "text": "It goes wherever."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, it goes, it goes in the best direction, and that was not the best direction."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mary-Beth",
                                "text": "I felt like he was ordering me around, cause he-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, he, Michael Scarn, that character, orders people around, and that’s, you should of just gone-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Improv Teacher",
                                "text": "All your characters order people around though, and-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Improv Teacher",
                                "text": "There’s stronger choices."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t think there’s any stronger choice than being a really strong character."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mary-Beth",
                                "text": "We’ve seen you do that character before though.  I mean, you know, that’s cool."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, it’s, like, well, it’s, you know, when refine it, refine a character down to its essence,  that’s…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mary-Beth",
                                "text": "Like Jim Carrey or something."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Exactly, thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mary-Beth",
                                "text": "Right, well I wasn’t saying that-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I appreciate that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mary-Beth",
                                "text": "Nah, I know, I just meant that… he shot me, I just-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Or Ryan Stiles, something like that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mary-Beth",
                                "text": "Yeah, ya know maybe, he made me get on the ground, and I didn’t feel safe in this game."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You shouldn’t have been, ’cause you were dealing with Michael Scarn.  That was exactly what I was hoping to achieve, so that is probably the best thing you could have said, that’s a compliment."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Improv Teacher",
                                "text": "You succeeded."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good work."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mary-Beth",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 10
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "And in this room here, if you look closely, you will find out a few clues about who lives here.  Um, he likes biking, obviously, and uh, what else?  Uh, he likes tour guides, I guess.  And if you’re very perceptive, you’ll notice that he didn’t do a great job of cleaning his room [kicks water bottle under bed].  Ok, and uh, that’s the tou-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "And he’s really into penguins or something?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Um, thank you, Ryan, uh, I don’t know, I think I made the mistake one day of telling someone that I like penguins, and here we are."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Oh, I’m sorry.  I gave you a penguin."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "And that’s why it’s on my desk, Phyllis; it means a lot to me, and now that I know it was from you, it means even more.  Moving on!  Uh, ok, so that’s the end of the tour for now, and if you liked it please tell your friends:"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 11
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Improv Teacher",
                                "text": "Ok, for the next exercise, let’s everyone pair up.[everyone picks a partner] And everyone got somebody?  Ok, good. [Michael is partner-less] Uh, ok, uh, why don’t you go out in the hallway and go through all the rules in your head.  Ok, you take a break and sort of run through the rules in your head.  Ok, stay there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’ll just throw out some suggestions."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Improv Teacher",
                                "text": "Ok, you guys wanna start? [to Michael]  Don’t throw out any-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "They’re in a whorehouse."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Improv Teacher",
                                "text": "Suggestions."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And he’s a proctologist. [to teacher] What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Improv Teacher",
                                "text": "We don’t need a suggestion for this one; it’s gonna come from them. [to other students] It’s a game called “Yes, and?” and uh, you will say the first sentence.  And uh, you’re telling a story-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "First sentence is:"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 12
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Why don’t you turn it up? [Ryan moves to turn up the grill]  Uh! Not so fast… Fire Guy.  Think we need some more heat, Fire Guy?  Hey, Fire Guy, maybe we should burn Jim’s house down."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "That’s really funny."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Hey, Kelly; I called him Fire Guy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Good one, Kev."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Yeah… hey Stanley-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "He called me Fire Guy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Oh, good one. [laughs]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "It never gets old."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Never gets old."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 13
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "Christmas Party",
                "description": "Seeing the party is headed for disastrous boredom, Michael breaks corporate policy to buy alcohol for the staff.",
                "episode_id": 10,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 94,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 51,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 27,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 22,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Oscar",
                        "appearances": 20,
                        "id": "oscar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 18,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 14,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
                        "appearances": 13,
                        "id": "kelly"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Darryl",
                        "appearances": 12,
                        "id": "darryl"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Meredith",
                        "appearances": 12,
                        "id": "meredith"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 10,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Creed",
                        "appearances": 9,
                        "id": "creed"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Roy",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "roy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 7,
                        "id": "toby"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Bob Vance",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "bob-vance"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Todd Packer",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "todd-packer"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Liquor Store Clerk",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "liquor-store-clerk"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin & Oscar",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "kevin-&-oscar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "All",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "all"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "JIm",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis, Meredith, Michael, Kevin",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "phyllis,-meredith,-michael,-kevin"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Go. Get the door."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Here we are."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Go. Push!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh god."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Push!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no, turn it around."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Really shove it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You’ll break it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Shove it through! Break it!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You shove it. Shove it back! Here we go. Don’t break the branches, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I got a splinter."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, suck it up. We all have problems. Hey, everybody, look what we have! [laughs] Nice, huh?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’ve got it leveraged. Push. Straight up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "On three. Ready? Big, one, two, three."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "One, two, three. [they push the tree up and it breaks through a ceiling tile.]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Merry Christmas!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Did it work?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[holds up the piece of tree he just cut off with a paper cutter] Well, sort of. Why did you get it so big?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "A, that’s what she said, and B, I wanted it to be impressive. The biggest day of the year deserves the biggest tree of the year."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "But what are we going to do with this hacked off part?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, that is a perfectly good mini-tree, Kevin. And we are going to sell that to charity. That’s what Christmas is all about."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So this year, for the first time ever, I got Pam in Secret Santa. And I got her this teapot, which I know she really wants, so she can make tea at her desk. But I’m also going to stuff it with some inside jokes. Like, this is my high school yearbook photo. She saw it at the party, and it really makes her laugh. Not sure why. What else .. ooh. This is a hot sauce packet. She put this on a hot dog a couple years ago because she thought it was ketchup. And it was really funny, so I kept the other two. [holds up a miniature pencil] This would take a little too long to explain, so I won’t. And this is the card. Because Christmas is the time to tell people how you feel."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Is there anything we’re missing? Phyllis, you got the lights?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Yes, I got those cute little ones. [Angela looks at her disapprovingly] Do you think I should have gotten the big ones?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "We’ll see."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Angela drafted me into the party planning committee. Her memo said that we need to prepare for every possible disaster. Which to me seems excessive."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[comes into the conference room in a Santa hat and beard]  Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho, [points to Ryan] pimp. I’m kidding. What do we got, what do we got? How many plates are we getting?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Fifty."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Double it. Double everything. Double ice cream. Double napkins. Double it. On me."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It was a tough year. I had to fire somebody this year. This party has to really rock. Check it out. Christmas bonus. 3,000 G’s. I got this for helping save the company money. So I guess some good came out of firing Devon after all. Maybe I should call him and tell him that."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I want people to cut loose. I want people making out in closets. I want people hanging from the ceilings, lamp shades on the heads. I want it to be a Playboy Mansion party. And also, I want you to spread the word that I will have my digital camera. And I’ll be taking pictures all along the way. And the best and craziest thing that happens will be on the cover of the newsletter. Incentive."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You do realize that we can’t serve liquor at the party."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, I know. Damn it. Stupid corporate wet blankets. Like booze ever killed anybody."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin & Oscar",
                                "text": "One, two, three. [they lift and start to move a desk]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You guys should use a hand truck."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Do we have one?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "[having trouble with a plastic tablecloth as Pam stands idly by] Will you help me?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No! No way! It… no."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Come on, Mike, let me borrow the hat for just a couple of hours."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You wanna be Santa?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Have you ever seen Santa?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Yeah, I’ve seen Santa."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Who cares?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, I’m sorry. It just doesn’t work."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael, I would like to be the elf."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That makes sense because he has elfish features."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[now wearing an elf hat and ears] Okay, everybody listen up! It is time to get your presents, wrap them, and place them under the tree like so. If you do not get your present wrapped and under the tree within the next five minutes you will be disqualified from Secret Santa. All right? No exceptions except Michael."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "I got Angela. She is into these posters of babies dressed as adults. I got her one of those. I felt kind of weird buying that."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "I got Creed. And to tell you the truth, I don’t know anything about Creed. I know his name’s Creed. I know he works right over there. I think he’s Irish and I .. I got him this shamrock keychain."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I got myself for Secret Santa. I was supposed to tell somebody, but I didn’t [smiles happily]."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You get something good this year?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I think I did a pretty good job."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah? Who did you have?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, I can’t tell you cause it’s a secret."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I think I got something pretty nice for my guy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I spent a lot of dough. Lot of dough. Wow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, there’s a $20 limit, right? So .. ?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah. I wanted this party to be really special so I sorta went above and beyond."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "That’s great. Well don’t tell me who it is, cause I can .."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It was Ryan. Yeah. I have Ryan."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Gather round. Secret Santa, let’s go. Let’s go. Come on. Stanley, no, I’m going to handle the cord. Okay, safety reasons."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I know how to plug something in."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I want to do it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right, let’s count it down, like Rockefeller Center. Ready?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "All",
                                "text": "Three, two, one. [very dim lights come on the tree]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Not great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I’m sorry, everybody."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I think the tree looks nice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hey, I could get some flares from my car."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no. Shake it off, everybody. Just, let’s do Secret Santa."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It’s like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, “Hey, man, I love you this many dollars worth.”"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "First present, Oscar."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "[rips off the wrapping] Shower radio. Neat."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Oh, good, that was from me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Thanks, Kelly. You know I was gonna get one of .."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay. Okay. That’s enough. Let’s keep it moving on. Jim."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, cool. [opens his plastic bag]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "That’s from me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Great. Where did you get it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "I don’t know. It was so long ago."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "He obviously forgot to get me something, and then he went in his closet and dug out this little number [holds up way-too-short sleeves] and then threw it in a bag."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Yep. That’s exactly what happened."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[opens up her present] Oh, my god! Thank you very much, Santa, whoever you are. It’s awesome."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "There’s a little more to it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "All right, next. Ryan. [tosses present]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, don’t!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "[unwraps present] Whoa, a video iPod."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Whoa. Wow. Jeez. Somebody really got carried away with the spirit of Christmas. That was me, I got a little carried away."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Wasn’t there a $20 limit on the gift? This is 400 bucks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You don’t know that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah, you left the price tag on."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I did?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What? Oh, shoot. Wow. Okay, well, who cares? It doesn’t matter what I spent. What matters is that Christmas is fun, right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh hey, for me. What is in here? [opens a handmade oven mitt] Oh, come on."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I knitted it for you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "An oven mitt? Okay. [walks out]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So Phyllis is basically saying, “Hey Michael, I know you did a lot to help the office this year but I only care about you a homemade oven mitt’s worth.” I gave Ryan an iPod."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Should we just keep opening up the presents?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "We don’t do anything until Michael gives us further instructions."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I got it! We are going to turn Secret Santa into Yankee Swap."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What is Yankee Swap?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "One person chooses a gift. The next person can either choose a gift or steal that person’s gift. If your gift gets stolen, then you can steal somebody else’s gift or choose a new gift."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I thought that was called Nasty Christmas."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah, we call it White Elephant."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, I call it fun!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Why are we doing this?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Because it’s better. Because it’s more special."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "It sounds mean."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Shut it. No, it’s not. Okay, just give it a shot."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Michael should have asked the party planning committee first. He’s not supposed to just spring things on us out of nowhere. [starts to cry]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, Meredith is up first. Here’s the deal. You can either pick a new gift or you can steal somebody else’s gift that they’ve already gotten, like the oven mitt."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "I’ll take the teapot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, shouldn’t we … I bought that specifically for Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yankee Swap! That’s what makes it fun. Pam, you can steal the oven mitt now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I’ll take the iPod."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "And I have to give it to her? I don’t have a choice?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes, now you can steal the oven mitt, the old shirt or the shower radio or pick a new gift."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "[after Ryan opens a new gift – a nameplate saying ‘Kelly’] That was meant for Kelly."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah, I figured."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I think this is going great."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "[unwrapping the poster] Yikes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Well, it’s for Angela, so .."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "That’s like, the creepiest thing that I’ve ever seen."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Angela, you’re up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I’ll take the poster. Some people like these."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "I will steal the iPod."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Everyone wants the iPod. It’s a huge hit. It is almost a Christmas miracle."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, well, Oscar, you little gourmand, you have the next turn."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "I’ll take the … teapot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Damn it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay, moving along. Meredith, let’s go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "I really want the iPod."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It’s already been stolen this round. Pick something else."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[holding oven mitt] I hope nobody takes this baby, cause this is great. Wow, look at that fine craftsmanship. Somebody really put a lot of work into that. It’s beautiful."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "I’ll take the oven mitt."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Sucker! See, I wanted somebody to take it. Boom! Reverse psychology."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Reverse psychology is an awesome tool. I don’t know if you guys know about it, but basically you make someone think the opposite of what you believe and that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[opens present] “In addition to these paintball pellets, your gift includes two paintball lessons with Dwight Schrute.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You and me, Michael. Yes!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Who wants to take paintball lessons? How is that better than an iPod?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I never said it was better than an iPod."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael keeps bragging about his iPod, but you know what? Two paintball lessons with someone as experienced as I am is worth easily, like, 2 grand."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[shooting paintball gun at target] Take that, Saddam!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Last gift. Kevin."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I want the foot bath."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "That’s the thing I bought myself. I’m really psyched to use it. [pauses] Maybe I should have taken the iPod. Oh, shoot."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Pam, steal something or pick the final gift."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I want the iPod."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Damn it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Sure you don’t want the teapot?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Well, I mean, it’s an iPod. But .."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Sorry, I .."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No. No. Definitely. It’s .."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Okay, well, I guess I will take that book of short stories."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes! There you go. I want the teapot. Gracias."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Got to be kidding me."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yankee Swap is like Machiavelli meets … Christmas."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[after Phyllis leaves suddenly] What is she so upset about?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Maybe because you hated her present so much."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Come on! I think that Yankee Swap was a big hit! I think it’s a success and I’m the one who ended up with Dwight’s stupid paintball pellets."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, but, Michael, the point is that we all bought gifts for specific people."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "And you should have just bought a $20 gift like everyone else."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, I didn’t. I got a big bonus because I fired Devon, and I used the money to buy something awesome. Sue me!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "You got a bonus check?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "How much?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It wasn’t. It wasn’t that much. It was $3,000."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "All right, I’m done now."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Unbelievable. I do the nicest thing that anyone has ever done for these people and they freak out. Well, happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party’s so lame."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Liquor Store Clerk",
                                "text": "It comes to $166.41."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right, now, you’re the expert. Is this enough to get 20 people plastered?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Liquor Store Clerk",
                                "text": "Fifteen bottles of vodka? Yeah, that should do it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Cool, cool. Box it up."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I bought this teapot for Pam, and I know she really wants it. So, can I trade you for it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No trades."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Come on, it’s a shamrock keychain. Good luck."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "“A real man makes his own luck.” Billy Zane. Titanic."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Look, it has sentimental value, Dwight. Can I buy it from you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No. I want it. I’m going to use it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You don’t even drink tea."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "True. But I get sinus infections, and sinus infections can be cured by making your tea from green tea leaf stems .."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "JIm",
                                "text": "Okay .."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": ".. and pouring it directly into your nose, like so. [demonstrates]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "To think that my gift for Pam will be used for that, it’s a little too much to handle."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "This is awesome."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I know. It’s totally going to change the way I work out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Yeah, I was gonna get you one of these for Christmas, and now I don’t have to. I’m gonna save a ton of money."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "So what are you going to get me instead?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "I don’t know. Probably like, a sweater or something."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh-oh. Looks like Santa was a little naughty."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "What is that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "This is Christmas spirit, as in spirits, booze."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "We can drink?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "We’re really not supposed to serve alcohol."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Zip it, Toby! Just .. I mean, it’s a party. Come on. If I can’t throw a good party for my employees, then I am a terrible boss. Who wants a drink?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Me. Please."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Go, here we go!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "The deal is that this is my last hurrah, cause I made a New Year’s resolution that I’m not going to drink anymore. During the week."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Hi guys."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Does everybody know my boyfriend, Bob Vance?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Kevin Malone."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Bob Vance",
                                "text": "Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Stanley Hudson."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Bob Vance",
                                "text": "Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Ryan Howard."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Bob Vance",
                                "text": "Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "What line of work you in, Bob?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "I think after I lost Culpepper and T.O it was over, man."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Oh, yeah, I need McMahon, Deion Branch to have big games or else I’m done."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "It’s possible. I can’t believe you traded Shaun Alexander, man."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "I had to. I needed defense."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Come on! Shaun Alexander? He’s the best back in the league."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "It’s defense."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Oh, no. That is not worth it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "It is worth it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Never."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Are you kidding? You wait."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Anybody making out in here? [checks hallway] Not yet, give it time. Oh, hey, Ebenezer, boink. [takes picture of Jim] Okay, how’s it going in here? [takes picture of Meredith and Kevin]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "We’re running low on cups. Do you want me to just run out and get some?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "There should be some .."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no, no, no. We’ll find some, don’t leave the party."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis, Meredith, Michael, Kevin",
                                "text": "One, two, three. [do a shot]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Kudos to Ryan, king of the party committee."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Oh, no."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, yeah, yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I really did not do anything."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, no, no. No false modesty, my friend."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You know, you don’t have to answer calls during a party. Just thought you should know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[laughs] No, I was just checking out my present. [holds up teapot]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "But .."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I traded with Dwight. Just, I figured, you know, you went to a lot of trouble and it means a lot. And also, Roy got me an iPod or was going to get me an iPod, so .."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, either way. This is an amazing gift because it comes with bonus gifts. Look inside."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[opens teapot] Oh my god! The yearbook picture!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah, I think I made the right choice."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, my God! It’s incredible. [Jim reaches and steals his card back before she can notice it] Is this the Boggle timer?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I didn’t think you were going to get that one. I really didn’t."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "This is so awesome."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Not bad. And if it couldn’t go to Ryan, you are the guy I’d want it to go to."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You’re welcome."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "[grabbing Michael around the neck] Merry Christmas, asswipe!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No way. Oh, you’re kidding me. Packer! Yes! Todd Packer, ladies and gentlemen!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "[rapping] What’s up my nerds. Check it out. [points at the mistletoe stuck down his pants]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, no, no. Oh look at that. Icing on the cake."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "Pacman need a drinky."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, let’s fix you up. Who wants to fix up .. Toby. Toby’s gonna fix you up."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[listening to music through headphones] Yeahhh."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Darryl. There you go. [hands him the Santa hat] You earned it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "That’s okay, Mike."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no, no, no. I really, really want you to have it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "All right. Thanks, man."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, Merry Christmas."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "[looking at Xeroxed butt pictures] Whose butt is that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Mine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Oh, how did I not guess that?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[coming out of his office] Lampshade on head! It’s happening!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "[as Jim decorates a passed out Todd Packer] Oh, no."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, hello there. [Kelly leans up and kisses him] But what are you doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "I don’t know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You shouldn’t do things like that. The man is supposed to do that."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Thanks for the party, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Bob Vance",
                                "text": "Oh, hey. Listen up. We’re going to Poor Richard’s. Who’s in?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "I’m in."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Michael? Poor Richard’s?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, that sounds good."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Christmas is awesome. First of all, you get to spend time with people you love. Secondly, you can get drunk and no one can say anything. Third, you give presents. What’s better than giving presents? And fourth, getting presents. So, four things. Not bad for one day. It’s really the greatest day of all time."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, Meredith. Heading over to Poor Richard’s?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Yep."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Cool, cool, cool. Do you need a ride? [Meredith drops her top. Michael takes a picture] All right, let’s head out. Sounds good. Do you have a coat?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Towards me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Towards me. That’s good, towards me. Towards me. Towards me, towards me. Okay, I’m good. I’m good, I’m good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Okay, okay. [gasping]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Creed."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Remember on that animated special when they taught the uh, the monster to put the star on top? That’s Dwight. Dwight’s the monster that we taught to put the star on top of the tree. You take his teeth out, and he could put the star on top of the tree."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Do you want me to help you with that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Phyllis and Angela and Meredith are helpers. I guess Angela’s kind of… Angela’s little. Phyllis and Meredith are not little. Pam is sort of a medium helper."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay. Christmas lights? Good. Tinsel? Good. Star? Good."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dwight is… Dwight looks like Spock to me. He always wears the ears, and I always give him grief about looking like Spock, and he hates it because he has a different pair of ears that he wears to be Spock, for some reason."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Question, Pam. Is Roy coming to the party?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay, well, you didn’t tell me that. Now, he will not be allowed in unless we register him on this list."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Are you kidding?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Do I look like I’m kidding? [Pam shakes her head ‘no’] Phyllis, stag, I assume."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I’m bringing someone."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I invited someone to the party. Bob Vance. He works at Vance Refrigeration next door. That’s how we met. [whispers] He’s my boyfriend."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Everyone, please remain calm until we receive further instructions."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Just let us open up the presents, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Absolutely… not."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What separates humans from jungle beasts? The fact that we have rules. When humans give each other gifts, they do it properly and orderly. When bears give each other gifts they just rip open a fox carcass and present it to their mate. I prefer the human way."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Man, I really wanted that. I really wanted the shower radio, too."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, thank God you didn’t steal my oven mitt. And Oscar, you little gourmand, your turn."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "I’ll take the tea pot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Damn it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "So, I guess, you really didn’t want the shower radio that bad."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "No, I just like tea."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "I don’t know why Oscar didn’t like the gift. I know he wanted a shower radio. I mean, I totally remember him telling me that he wanted one."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Kelly had me last year, too, and she gave me the same exact thing. I only have one shower."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oscar, paint ball pellets."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "I guess I’ll take the last gift. Cool."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It was supposed to be for Meredith, ’cause she said she likes my drawings."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Thanks. I wish I could’ve had it. Do you wanna trade?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah. Like anybody would want an oven mitt. [Phyllis gets up and leaves the party]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "So, hey, you wanna trade?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Yes, totally, ’cause I was just gonna throw this out anyway."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Really? You were gonna throw out a book?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Mmm-hmm."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[Rap music playing] [singing] The time is now, the place is here And the whole wide world is filled with cheer My name’s DMC with the mike in my hand And I’m chilling and cooling just like a snow man"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[singing] So open eyes Lend us an ear We wanna say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year [Darryl whooping] Yeah."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 10
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I’m the DJ because I really know how to heat up a party."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 10
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I do enjoy a drink now and again, but tonight, no. I am also an officer of the law and I’m unofficially on the clock. I need to stay sober and alert. Also, on a personal note, I’m not at my best when I drink."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 11
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I actually got that for you. I had you originally."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Oh, cool. It looks really interesting. What did you end up with? [Ryan pulls Creed’s old coat out of a bag] Sorry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I didn’t want anything else, so I figured at least I could give it to a homeless guy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Christmas."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah, Christmas."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 12
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "What did you end up with?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Your shower radio."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "You like music at least?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "I love it. I actually used to have a radio show back in the ’70s."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "You’re kidding. What was your DJ name?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Whacky-weed Creed."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 13
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Turns out that Creed is a pretty interesting guy."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 13
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "You behaved very badly tonight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Sorry?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 14
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "See, that’s what Christmas is all about to me, is when you see someone open a gift and you think, “Man, I wish I got that.” I mean, that’s just such a great feeling, to watch other people envying a gift that you gave to somebody else. I don’t know, it’s just… I don’t know, just makes you kind of feel good."
                            }
                        ]
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "Booze Cruise",
                "description": "The Dunder Mifflin staff go on a mandatory \"booze cruise\" to hear Michael give a motivational talk.",
                "episode_id": 11,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 116,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Captain Jack",
                        "appearances": 35,
                        "id": "captain-jack"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 32,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 28,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 22,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jan",
                        "appearances": 17,
                        "id": "jan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Roy",
                        "appearances": 16,
                        "id": "roy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Katy",
                        "appearances": 14,
                        "id": "katy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 10,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
                        "appearances": 7,
                        "id": "kelly"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Brenda",
                        "appearances": 7,
                        "id": "brenda"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 6,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Creed",
                        "appearances": 6,
                        "id": "creed"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Darryl",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "darryl"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Oscar",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "oscar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Meredith",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "meredith"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "toby"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Darryl and Katy",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "darryl-and-katy"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hello. Jim?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What’s up, buddy?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "This is not funny. Why is my stuff in here?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wow, that’s weird. Oh, dollar for a stapler, that’s pretty good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah, well, I’m not paying for my own stuff, okay? I know you did this, because you’re friends with the vending machine guy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Who, Steve?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah, Steve, whatever his name is."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Sorry. What do I want? What do I want… Oh, it’s a pencil cup."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, no, no, no, no. That’s my pencil cup."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Um, I don’t think so, I just bought it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Uh, I think so, and you’re going to hand it over to me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I love these."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay, fine. Where’s my wallet?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, there it is. J1."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "But I don’t have any…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Here, you know what? You can have some nickels."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[putting quarters in] Five, ten, fifteen, twenty, twenty-five…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hello, everyone."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Good morning, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Where are we going this afternoon?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ah! Ha ha ha!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Last week, Michael sent out this mysterious memo."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "“It’s time for our first quarter camaraderie event, so pack a swimsuit, a toothbrush, rubber-soled shoes, and a ski mask.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "A ski mask and a swimsuit."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So that he can have us rob a bank, and then escape through the sewers."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "And brush our teeth."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Stanley! Bo banley."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I need to know…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Banana fana fo fanley."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "What we’re doing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Be my mo manley."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "You said bring a toothbrush."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Stanley."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Is this an overnight?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Maybe. The suspense is just so exciting, isn’t it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Should my wife tell her boss she’s not coming in tomorrow?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Maybe, I don’t know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Not maybe. Yes or no."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, no. But… okay, don’t spoil it for everybody, all right? But we are going on a booze cruise on Lake Wallenpaupack."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "In January?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s cheaper."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "This is not just another party. This is a leadership training exercise. Right? I’m going to combine elements of fun and motivation and education into a single mind-blowing experience."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It is now time to unveil the destination of this year’s retreat. We are going on a harbor cruise of Lake Wallenpaupack. It’s a booze cruise!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "All right!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I have a test for business school tomorrow night. Is it okay if I skip the cruise and study for that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No. This is mandatory. But don’t worry, you know what? You’re gonna learn plenty. This is gonna turn your life around, Ryan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I’m already in business school."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, this…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Wait, Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Why did you tell us to bring a bathing suit?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "To throw you off the scent."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Yeah, but I bought a bathing suit."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, just keep the tags on and you can return it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "I took the tags off already."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, that’s not my fault, okay? Just.. we’re not going to pay for a bathing suit. Okay, I know what you’re all thinking, “Who is this smart little cookie?” Her name is Brenda… something, and she is from corporate. And she is here, like you, to learn from what I have to say."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I am a great motivational speaker. I attended a Tony Robbins event by the airport last year, and… it wasn’t the actual course. You have to pay for the actual course. But it talked about the actual course. And I’ve incorporated a lot of his ideas into my own course."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Leader… ship. The word “ship” is hidden inside the word “leadership,” as its derivation. So if this office is, in fact, a ship, as its leader, I am the captain. But we’re all in the same boat. Teamwork!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Last year, Michael’s theme was “Bowl over the Competition!” So guess where we went."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Now, on this ship that is the office, what is a sales department? Anyone?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "How about the sales department is the sails?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, Darryl, the sales department makes sales. Good. Let me just explain. I see the sales department as the furnace."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "A furnace?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeesh, how old is this ship?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "How about the anchor?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "What does the furnace do?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right, let’s not get hung up on the furnace. This just… it’s the sales… I see the sales department down there. They’re in the engine room, and they are shoveling coal into the furnace, right? I mean, who saw the movie Titanic? They were very important in the movie Titanic. Who saw it? Show of hands!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’m not really sure what movie you’re talking about. Are you sure you got the title right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Titanic?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I think you’re thinking of The Hunt for Red October."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, I’m Leo DiCaprio! Come on!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Michael stands in the front of the boat and says that he’s king of the world within the first hour, or I give you my next paycheck."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Michael, everyone in the engine room drowned."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No! Thank you, spoiler alert. You saw the movie, those of you who did. They’re happy down there in the furnace room. And they’re dirty and grimy and sweaty, and they’re singing their ethnic songs, and… actually, that might be warehouse."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "The… no, no. No, I didn’t… okay. Well, okay, in a nutshell, what I’m saying is… leadership. We’ll talk more about that on the boat. Ship."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Aye aye, Captain."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[singing] A three-hour tour, a three-hour tour."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Pam, you are Mary Ann! We have the Professor and Ginger, welcome aboard. Angela, you are Mrs. Howell. Lovey. [to Kelly] Uh… the native. Sometimes they come from neighboring… [to Stanley] We have one of the Globetrotters, I am the Skipper, and Dwight, you will be Gilligan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Cool."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "Actually, I’m the Skipper. But you can be Gilligan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’d rather die. Hi, I am Michael Scott, I am the captain of this party."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "I am Captain Jack, I am captain of the ship. I’m also captain of anyone who sets foot on the ship. [to boarding passengers] Hi, welcome aboard."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "In an office, when you are ranking people, manager is higher than captain. On a boat, who knows? It’s nebulose."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, look! I’m king of the world!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "Okay, all right! Welcome aboard! I am your captain, Captain Jack."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And I am the regional manager of Dunder-Mifflin, Michael Scott. Welcome, welcome!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "Okay! So…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay! So…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "Please. The life preservers."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "They are located underneath the seats, all along the border of the boat."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "But don’t worry, you are not going to be needing life preservers tonight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "Well, we might, okay? Please let me finish, okay? Thank you. So, the Coast Guard requires that I tell you where the safety exits are. On this ship, it’s very easy. Anywhere over the side. [Dwight laughs loudly.] Not only am I your ship captain, I am also your party captain! Whoo! We’re gonna get it going in just a few minutes here…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m your party captain too! And you are gonna put on your dancing shoes later on! So we are gonna…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "Okay, Michael, if you don’t mind…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Rock it!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "Please, okay?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "If the boat’s a-rockin’, don’t come knockin’!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yep."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "Your company’s employees are not the only people on the boat tonight, okay?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "We’re all gonna have a good time tonight!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "Why don’t you let me and my crew do our job. You just sit back and have a good time. All right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hm? Okay. Yep."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "You guys, it’s like we’re in high school and we’re at the cool table. Right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Pam, were you a cheerleader?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "No, she was totally Miss Artsy-Fartsy in high school. She wore the turtleneck and everything!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "That’s hilarious."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "It’s not hilarious, but…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Where did you go to school?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Bishop O’Hara."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Piss slop who cares-a? We played you! You… you really look familiar. Did you… you cheered for them, didn’t you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Um, no."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Yes, I did! [chanting] A-W-E-S-O-M-E! Awesome! Awesome is what we are! We’re the football superstars! A-W-E-S-O-M-E!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "I remember that! We crushed you like 42-10!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Having fun?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Brenda",
                                "text": "Yeah. Everybody’s really nice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good. Well, that is what Scranton is all about. Not like you New Yawkers."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Brenda",
                                "text": "When are you going to start the presentation?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, we already sort of started it back at the office and on the dock with the Gilligan thing, so… right now, I was thinking. Yes. Okay, listen up all you Dunder-Mifflinites! I would like to talk to you all about life preservers. Now, one important life preserver in business is IT support."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "Not now, Mike, we’re doing the limbo! That’s right, partiers, it’s time to limbo, limbo, limbo!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So, okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Limbo, whoo!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "All right! I need a volunteer to come up here and hold my stick. Who’s it gonna be?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "Okay…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Me! Me, me, me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "Uh… usually it’s a woman."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m stronger."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "Hey, I got an idea! How would you like to steer the ship, Dwight?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "Keep us on a steady course. Keep a sharp eye out. I’m counting on you!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I was the youngest pilot in Pan Am history. When I was four, the pilot let me ride in the cockpit and fly the plane with him. And I was four. And I was great. And I would have landed it, but my dad wanted us to go back to our seats."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "All right, all right, that was great! Now it’s time for the dance contest!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "But before that, I have to do my presentation."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "Nope! Dance contest!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right, we’ll have a motivational dance contest! Hit it! Yeah, okay, dancing! It is a primal art form used in ancient times to express yourself with the body and communicate!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you have to just be the boss of dancing."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[singing] What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Hey, come inside and talk to me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I can’t. Do you want us to run aground, woman?!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl and Katy",
                                "text": "[chanting] Snorkel shot! Snorkel shot!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Whoo! Who’s next? Come on, Pam! Come on! Come on!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, I’m not going to do that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Come on!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "That’s what I’m talking about!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey, why don’t we find like a quieter place to hang out?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "I’ve just gotta wait for Darryl to do his shot. Just a minute. Come on! [chanting] Darryl! Darryl!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s getting kind of rowdy down there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah. [chanting] Darryl! Darryl! Darryl!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Sometimes I just don’t get Roy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I mean, I don’t know. So… what’s it like dating a cheerleader?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, um… [A long silence.]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I’m cold."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "So, what’s this presentation all about?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ah! See, this is of general interest. It is about priorities and making decisions, using the boat as an analogy. What is important to you? If the boat is sinking, what do you save?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "Women and children."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no. Salesmen and profit centers."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "That’s a stupid analogy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, well, obviously you don’t know anything about leadership."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "Well, I was the captain of a PC-1 Cyclone Coastal Patrol Boat during Desert Storm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Wow. You should be the motivational speaker."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah. He gives me real responsibility, Michael. Captain Jack delegates. He’s let me steer the ship for the last hour."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "I’d like to be engaged. How did you manage to pull that off?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Uh, I’ve been engaged for three years, and there’s no end in sight. So… you don’t wanna ask my advice."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "Suppose your office building’s on fire. Jim, who would you save?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Um… let’s see, uh…  The customer. Because the customer is king."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Not what I was looking for, but a good thought."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "He’s just sucking up!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "When you were in the Navy, did you ever almost die?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "Oh yeah, oh yeah. And I wasn’t thinking about some customer. I was thinking about my first wife. The day I got back on shore, I married her."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You know what? I would save the receptionist. I just wanted to clear that up."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Hello, everybody, could I have your attention for just a second? Could you listen to me for a second? We were up at the front, and we were talking about what’s really important, and… Pam, I think enough is enough. I think we should set a date for our wedding. How about June 10th? Come on, let’s do it! Come on, Pam!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t want to take credit for this, but Roy and I were just having a conversation about making commitments and making choices. Right? Did I motivate you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "No, it was Captain Jack."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well… could have been either one of us, because we were pretty much saying the same thing.  Congratulations. That is great!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "We gotta celebrate! Hey, I got an idea, I got an idea. I can marry you right now, as captain of the ship!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes! I can marry you as regional manager of Dunder-Mifflin!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, no, I want my mom and dad to be there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Then I’ll give you away!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, thank you."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Do you think that’ll ever be us?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "What is wrong with you? Why did you even bring me here tonight?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I don’t know. Let’s break up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Whoa. What?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "This is where Captain Jack drives the boat."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Wow!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Seasick? Captain Jack says you should look at the Moon."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Captain Jack is a fart face. I’m on medication."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Brenda",
                                "text": "Really? What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Vomicillin. Okay. All right. It’s time to be boss. It’s time to motivate. Let’s blow some minds here. Okay, guys, guys, cool it. Everybody, Dunder-Mifflin Scranton employees, Brenda, I have some very, very urgent news I need to tell everybody right now. Listen up. The ship is sinking! Okay? We’re going down, right now. Just wrap your heads around the reality of that. Shh, please! Everybody, it’s my turn now, okay? Captain Jack is gone. In five minutes, this ship is going to be at the bottom of the lake! And there aren’t enough spaces on the lifeboat! Who are we gonna save? Do we save sales? Do we save customer service? Do we save accounting? This is a business scenario. Right? It’s a scary… it’s a…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "Hey! Hey! What the hell is going on here?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s a predicament, and it’s something that each and every one of us has to think about."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m in the brig. See? The boat’s not as corporate-friendly as advertised. What was the deal with the guy jumping overboard? What was… if he had just waited and heard what I had to say, he would be motivated right now and not all wet."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Is somebody there?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What happened to you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Captain Jack has a problem with authority."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, right, because you announced that his ship was sinking?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "He just totally lost it. If you ask me, he caused the panic."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What a night."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, it’s nice for you. Your friend got engaged."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "She was always engaged."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Roy said the first one didn’t count."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "That’s… great. You know, to tell the truth, I used to have a big thing for Pam, so…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Really? You’re kidding me. You and Pam? Wow. I would have never have put you two together. You really hid it well. God! I usually have a radar for stuff like that. You know, I made out with Jan…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, I know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah? Yep. Well, Pam is cute."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah. She’s really funny, and she’s warm. And she’s just… well, anyway."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, if you like her so much, don’t give up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "She’s engaged."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "BFD. Engaged ain’t married."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Huh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Never, ever, ever give up."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Don’t worry, Michael. I’m taking us to shore."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s a fake wheel, dummy."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Are you all packed?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Yes, I brought my duffel bag and a sleeping bag."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Where do you guys think we’re going?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Definitely some place you can swim."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Maybe Florida."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Did you hear something?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[knocking] Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Hello, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hello."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Can we come in?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Of course, yeah, yeah, yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Thank you very much."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Have a seat."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Brenda."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, every man’s dream."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Oh, really? A surprise visit from his boss?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Two ladies at once. What? Why are you looking at me like that? Okay, you heard something. Um, yeah, it’s a booze cruise, but it… There’s more to the story than that. It…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "A booze cruise? What do you mean?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Leadership off-site. Uh, booze cruise is just a rhyme…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael, we discussed the IRS’s regulations."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, I don’t even know why I said booze cruise. I don’t even think there’s booze on the boat."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Okay, this event has to have legitimate business content to be tax deductible."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Of course."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "We discussed that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Of course, of course. Yes. Yes. Look, I have a whole program planned. Jan, this program is going to change people’s lives. I am going to be dropping serious knowledge all over the boat."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Good. This is Brenda Matlow from corporate training."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hello."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I thought she could attend tonight, and if your event is appropriate, you could give it to other branches."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, cool. Cool. And maybe you could attend tonight and then you could stay over at my house for the night. Awkward. That’s… You know what. Brenda, could Jan and I have a moment alone?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Brenda",
                                "text": "Jan said if you asked me that I was supposed to say no."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Really? You seriously said that? Okay. Brenda, could Jan and I have a moment alone?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Brenda",
                                "text": "Sure…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Brenda."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Brenda",
                                "text": "I mean, no."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Okay, you know, I’m gonna go now, and…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Good luck, Brenda."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’ll see you later."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Okay, see you later. And try to be professional."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’ll call you later."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "No, that’s all right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s like…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "You call me if you need anything, Brenda."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’ll call you, too. [to Brenda] So. You are probably gonna get carded, so I can make you a fake ID. We have a laminating machine."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What is a sales department? Oscar, what do you think?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "I don’t know what the categories are of workers on a boat."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m not giving you the answer. Deck hands is one. And…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, oh, can I be the first mate?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, I’m first mate. You’re second mate. I’m first mate, as the captain."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "How about the anchor?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, the anchor is the only thing that kind of slows the ship down. Toby is the anchor. Oh, God. He, well… [to Brenda] Tell you about Toby later, he’s awful."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Brenda",
                                "text": "Yeah, I know Toby from Jan’s birthday."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Hey, Brenda."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, hey, Toby. So… It’s an analogy."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Toby running to get on the cruise] Hey! What’s wrong with you? You missed the boat."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "I got lost."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Idiot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "We can go back."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no, no. That’s his punishment for not being here on time. Too bad, anchor!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "I guess I shouldn’t have stopped for dinner."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "On the high seas, Captain Jack is the leader. On the land it’s Michael. On the ramp up to the boat, I was a bit conflicted. But now that I’m here, I’ll follow Captain Jack to hell and back."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hey, Captain Jack, what kind of fish they got in this lake?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "Perch, bass."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You know, my grandfather told me there was a monster here that eats Catholics. Have you heard…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "I haven’t heard that, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "If the hull is breached for any reason or the boat is overtaken, I am a volunteer Sheriff’s Deputy, and you can count on me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "That’s good to know, Dwight. Thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Your problem now, Captain Jack."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey. You know what the best way of studying is?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "At home, not on a boat?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Flash cards."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Flash cards. Doesn’t really help me right now because I’m on a boat."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You are gonna get seasick if you keep reading in here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Well…"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Captain Jack",
                                "text": "Yeah! All right. All right. That was awesome. All right, looks like the guitar player’s gonna take a little break. So this’d be a great time to head on over to the taco bar. All right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That is a great way to kill this party. Not on my watch. Let’s, uh,… Let’s rock. Let’s rock some stuff here, okay? [playing badly] Okay… I’m hearing a little too much reverb. [feedback echoing] Can we down the reverb? All right. Follow my lead. [playing Smoke on the Water] Does you guys know that? Take the bass. Take the drums. What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Do you want me to give it a shot? Just…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know what? I don’t think it’s in…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "I…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s not in tune. I don’t know if you can…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "I don’t know, let’s try."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "…make much of out of it, Creed. Good luck to you. I don’t know. It is a defective ax, my friend."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "All right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good luck."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Guys, E, blues. Follow me, okay? [playing well]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Yeah!"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Back in the ’60s, I was with the Grass Roots. We toured with Janis Joplin, The Doors, Cream. We had a lot of fun, And now I do quality assurance for a paper company. As you can imagine, drugs played a part. They still do. My work calls last about 90 seconds, and that’s about as long as I can concentrate."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Those slide moves are just bush league. I hope I die before I’m old."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "[throwing up]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "[speaking Spanish] Por favor, tequila seoor."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I think you’ve had enough."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "What you say, bitch? You know, you might be right."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You’ve been to the lake before?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Yes, I have. [kisses Pam]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Should have done it a long time ago."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yes, you should have."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "I do what’s right whenever I figure it out. I love you, babe."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Love you."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 10
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "You should make a toast."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, I really don’t want to."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Jim, come on, don’t be shy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Everybody, everybody? There is a toast. Come on…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah! Toast!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Yeah, toast! Toast! Toast!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Come on."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Thanks, Katy. Um, didn’t really prepare anything to say. We’re all caught pretty unprepared with this whirlwind courtship. I guess I just wanna say that Pam is the greatest. My best friend. And she’s awesome. And…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay, okay. My turn, my turn. Is this thing on? Uh, I want to congratulate the happy couple. You know, they say that marriage is an institution. And I say, who wants to be in an institution?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s my line! That’s my line, That’s… I always say that at weddings. So I’ll just think of something else to say. I… [band starts playing]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Katy",
                                "text": "Cheers."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 10
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, Jim. You got a hat?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thanks."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 11
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "[to Angela] So this is…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "[storms out of Michael’s office] Well, we’re not going to Florida."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Oh. Someplace with a pool, then?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "[gives Phyllis a look]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 11
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "The Injury",
                "description": "Michael's \"injury\" from a George Foreman Grill distracts the staff from Dwight, the one with the real injury.",
                "episode_id": 12,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 132,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 68,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 61,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 57,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 16,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 13,
                        "id": "toby"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Billy Merchant",
                        "appearances": 7,
                        "id": "billy-merchant"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 6,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Doctor",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "doctor"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Oscar",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "oscar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Lab Tech",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "lab-tech"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim and Pam",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "jim-and-pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Creed",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "creed"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Meredith",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "meredith"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "None",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "none"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "…Lord of the Rings trilogy, if you see it back to back, it’s really long.  But it’s good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[off camera] Yeah, that’s right."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Pam! It’s Michael.  Help me!  I need help right now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Michael, what’s wrong?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m hurt, I have hurt myself.  Oh my God!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Ok, wait wait wait wait…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ungh, this is not looking good Pam!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Michael, do you need me to call an ambulance?!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, I want you to pick me up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Ok…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What’s going on?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Wait a second, I thought you said that you were hurt."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I am hurt. I hurt my foot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’m sorry? Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[exasperated]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What is going on?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I want to come to work.  But I need you to come and pick me up. [Jim lunges across Pam’s desk and puts Michael on speakerphone]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OH GOD!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey, whoa, Michael…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh God!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "It’s, okay, it’s Jim.  Just say again, uh, really loudly what happened."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK, buhhhh, I burned my foot very badly on my Foreman Grill and I now need someone to come and bring me into work."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You burned your foot on a Foreman Grill?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I enjoy having breakfast in bed.  I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me.  And since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself.  So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill.  Then I go to sleep.  When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again.  Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon.  It is delicious, it’s good for me.  It’s the perfect way to start the day.  Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot… that’s it.  I don’t see what’s so hard to believe about that."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Pam, could you come get me?!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Uh, I have to stay here and answer the phone."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok, could someone come and get me please, Ryan?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Michael, you should stay home and rest."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "There’s no toilet paper here.  Could Ryan… tell Ryan to bring toilet paper.  Could you tell ’em that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Can you hop?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I tried hopping, Kevin, and I bumped my elbow against the wall and now my elbow has a protruberance."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[panicked] No one wants to pick me up!?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[silence, Dwight enters the office] What is going on? What is going on?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Michael, is, um, sick and he wants one of us to rescue him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m not sick! I’m burned!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m coming Michael!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m gonna save you!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Don’t… is that Dwight?  I do not want Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hold on Michael! I am coming! Wait there!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t want Dwight!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Michael, why don’t you call your girlfriend?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t have a girlfriend."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "But you said that you went out with her this weekend."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It was all made up.  Just someone come, ok?  Anyone.  Anyone but Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[sounds of a car crash] What was that…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What was that?! [everyone runs to Michael’s office window]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Ohhhhhh!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "He hit the pole!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "It’s broken right, he can’t…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh my gosh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh Dwight, Dwight, [Dwight pukes on his back windshield]  Ohhhhhh!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim and Pam",
                                "text": "Oh my God!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Is he ok?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "He’s still driving… Dwight, you forgot your bumper!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hellooo? … Please don’t send Dwight!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Morning everyone.  Don’t freak out. I forbid anybody to freak out.  Clearly, I have had a very serious accident, but I will recover, God willing.  I just want to be treated normally today.  Normal would actually be good, considering the trauma that I’ve been through."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You missed two big conference calls today, one with corporate."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Did you explain why?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, I didn’t mention that you cooked your foot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Burned my foot, Pam."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Please stop popping my cast.  Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So, where are you shipping your foot?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ha ha ha.  So where are you shipping…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Your foot?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thank you.  Pam, messages please?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You didn’t have any."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Really, well, it, uh, seemed very important to you earlier that you needed to stay and…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "And do my job?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, your job is being my friend, Pam.  OW! God!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[holding mini-fan]  It slipped."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Sorry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s just that before, you said that you didn’t want any special treatment."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t want any special treatment, Pam. I just want you to treat me like you would some family member who’s undergone some sort of serious physical trauma.  I don’t think that’s too much to ask."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Do you want some aspirin, because you seem a little fussy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, I don’t want some aspirin, yeah I’m a little fussy.  Aspirin’s not gonna do a damn thing.  I’m sitting here with a bloody stump of a foot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hey, Pam, I’m assistant regional manager, and I can take care of him. Part of my duties are to."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?  Part of your duties are to what?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You just said “part of your duties are to” something."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, I didn’t."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, you did.  What is wrong with you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What is wrong with you?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Where is my cornbread?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Here you go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thank you.  Did you get all dark meat like I like?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yes. I ordered three full rotisserie chickens worth of all dark meat."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Where are the yams?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "They were out of yams.  I got you creamed spinach."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Did you go to the one in Stroudsburg?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And they had no yams?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "They had no yams."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "How strange.  Because they always have yams."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Aw, man, is that a Prism Duro-Sport?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You’ve seen one of these?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah, they’re like an i-Pod only they’re better ’cause they’re chunkier and more solid."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Roy gave it to me for Christmas.  I’m trying to figure out how to put songs on it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, no no no.  Don’t go there.  I know this Russian website where you can download songs for two cents a piece."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah, I’ll write down the address for you.  Only, the only thing is, is that all the songs are in Russian. … Kidding!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh! Ha, haha."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Why would they all be…?  Ok, see you later, Pan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Pan?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Pam… PAAAM!?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, God."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[phone rings] What."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Come here please."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Tell me before I come there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I want you to rub butter on my foot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Pam, please?  I have Country Crock."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, ow.  Ryan! … Ryaaaaan … RYYYYAN!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "These covers are totally indestructible."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah. Throw it.  I promise it won’t break.  Chuck it. [Pam throws her mp3 player]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh no, it’s broken."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What?!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, it’s fine.  I told you it wouldn’t break.  You could throw it all day long."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "That is so cool.  Thanks Dwight!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yep."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So, I guess Pam and Dwight are friends now."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh God no, Dwight isn’t my friend… Oh my God!  Dwight’s kind of my friend!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, nope, no one is helping me out at all Mom.  No, I’m not gonna call Jan.  She’d just worry… drive down here and make a big thing… Who told you that?  No, it was mutual.  What is Pam doing chatting with you?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Huh. Do you like candy?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "It’s alright."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Cause you’re sweeter than candy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "What is wrong with you? [Dwight pats Angela on the rear and runs away laughing]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Hey!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Wow, you just dive right into it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "You know, around age twelve, I just started goin’ for it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[loud noise in bathroom] No! Guh! OW! Awww, help, help me!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "What, what happened?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I fell off the toilet.  I’m caught between the toilet and the wall."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "What do you need?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ugh, not you.  Someone else.  Get Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "I don’t think Pam’s gonna want to come into the men’s room."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Get Ryan.  He needs to lift me. [Ryan shakes his head] and he needs to clean me up a little bit.  Bring a wet towel."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Ryan, is, uh, dead."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, he’s not."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Dead."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I just saw him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "No.  Can’t, can’t you just get up yourself?  I… You only grilled your foot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ugh, forget it.  I’ll just get up myself.  No!  Uh, aaaahhh!  Ah!  Oh God!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Do you think Dwight’s bein’ a little weird today?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, he’s actually been really nice and helpful."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "And that isn’t weird?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Wow…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Can I have everyone’s attention please?  Phyllis, Oscar, Ryan, who’s supposed to be dead, can I ask you all a question?  Do you all know what it’s like to be disabled?  Oscar?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Um, I had scoliosis as a girl."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, never heard of it.  No, a real disability, not a woman’s trouble."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "When I was a teenager, I was in an iron lung."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Wuh, how, how old are you? Look, the point is, I am the only one here who has a legitimate disability, although I’m sure Stanley has had his fair share of obstacles."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I’m not disabled and neither are you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok, [lifts up cooked foot] what does this look like to you Stanley?!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Mailboxes, Etc."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Shuuut it, ok, well, well you know what, disabilities are not things to be laughed at or laughed about.  You people are jerks.  Imagine if you had left Stevie Wonder on the floor of that bathroom instead of me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Oh, we wouldn’t.  We love Stevie Wonder."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[sigh] I burned my foot!!!  Ok, twenty minutes, conference room, everybody’s in there!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[looking up at Creed] Dad?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "While we are waiting for our special guest to arrive, I wanted you all to take a look at a few of the many, many disabled icons who have contributed so much to our society."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Quick question: uh, why is Tom Hanks on the wall?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Twice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good question.  Forrest Gump: mentally challenged, Philadelphia [points to a picture from Big]:"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I want to clamp Michael’s face in a George Foreman grill."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Billy Merchant",
                                "text": "So, there are just a couple things I want to remind everybody of…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Billy Merchant",
                                "text": "First is parking.  You can’t block the freight entrance with your car, even if your blinkers are on.  Does anybody have any questions? [to Dwight, whose arms is raised]  Yes. Yeah? yes…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Dwight, you have your hand up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ignore him.  You know what?  We’re not that different, you and I.  When I clamped my foot into a non-stick…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Billy Merchant",
                                "text": "You know what Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Billy Merchant",
                                "text": "Let me stop you right there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Billy Merchant",
                                "text": "And leave."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Did you see Born on the Fourth of July?  I was under the impression that Billy would be more like that guy."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Billy Merchant",
                                "text": "What’s wrong with that guy?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You mean today?  He stepped on a George Foremen grill and he burned his foot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Billy Merchant",
                                "text": "No, not Michael.  The moon-faced kid who crashed into the pole.  He looks like he has a concussion."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[popping his bubble wrap cast] Hey!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I found the pudding cups you wanted in a gas station in Carbondale!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You did it!  Look at you, and with the plate and the napkin.  Very nice.  Thank you, Ryan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "You are very welcome."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Did you get the yams?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "No, the gas station in Carbondale did not have fresh yams!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[sigh] Ok, I’ll just have the pudding."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "You sure?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Ok."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know what?  I feel better.  Ryan brought me some chocolate pudding and his kindness healed my foot."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, baby, I am feelin’ better.  My body’s literally healing itself.  It is amazing what the human body is capable of when you have a powerful brain."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I ground up four extra-strength aspirin and put them in Michael’s pudding.  I do the same thing with my dog to get him to take his heartworm medicine."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, finally feel the blood coursing through my foot veins."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[hits his head on his desk]  Uh, ugh, ohhhh…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Uh, ok, I think we need to take him to the hospital because I’m pretty sure he has a concussion."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, now you feel some compassion for him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "He needs to go right now, and you’re his emergency contact.  I think that you should go with him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Why don’t you go with him?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I, barely know him…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I want Michael to take me…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I can’t take you, I don’t have my car and yours is all vomity."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "You can take my van!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, ok, that’s, great.  No, I can’t drive.  Jim why don’t you drive."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Fine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "We’ll go.  I’m still recovering. So let’s just, Ryan, could you get my coat please."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Slowly, slowly.  Let’s just get to the elevator."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Choo choo choo choo choo choo…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What are you doing?  What, stop…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Vietnam sounds."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[Dwight falls onto the couch] Stop, stop, stop, stop."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Tired… [Jim grabs spray bottle from planter]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You can’t lay down."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Want to take a rake… ."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wake up. [sprays Dwight]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ahh!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Dwight, here, let me help you Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’m just gonna get…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ok, Pam, thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Get up, get up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You’re the best."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Just keep him awake."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It smells like chicken soup."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I have to go to the hospital."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Where we going?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I just want to say goodbye ok?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’ll be back, I mean…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yes, I know, but it’s gonna be different."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Why?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s just hard to explain."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Aw, Pam, you’re adorable [taps her nose]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh my goodness!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[giggles]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Come here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, huggy hugs."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Shotgun!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You don’t think you should sit in the back with Dwight?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear.  The first person to shout “shotgun” when you’re within the sight of the car gets the front seat.  That’s how  the game’s played.  There are no exceptions for someone with a concussion."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, God, a mini-van.  What is Meredith’s problem?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, I think she has a kid."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, yeah she has one kid, no husband.  She’s not gonna find one driving this thing around."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Where are we going?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Come on, get inside."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Where are we going?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "We’re going to Chuck E. Cheese."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Chuck E. Cheese?  Oh, God, I’m so sick of Chuck E. Cheese."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "We’re going to the hospital, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know, just sayin’."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dwight, what are you drinking?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I found it under the seat."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh my God, Dwight, put that down."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m thirsty."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Give the bottle to Michael [sprays Dwight]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Give the bottle to Michael!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m thirsty!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Give it to me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dwight… [to Jim] You just keep your eyes on the road. [to Dwight]  Give me the bottle or you’re fired."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You can’t fire me, I don’t work in this van!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Give it to me Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No. [takes a drink]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Give me the bottle!!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[to Michael] Will you stop?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Gimme the bottle, Dwight!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Michael stop."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[drinks] Mmmmm…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Just give it!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Michael stop. [sprays Michael, then Dwight]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Stop, stop it! Stop spraying! [Dwight whines] Gimme the bottle!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Stop [sprays Michael]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "My eyes!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Stop spraying me!  Gimme the bottle!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "My eyes!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dwight, what is your middle name."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Danger."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[sigh] Something with a “K”."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "It’s Kurt.  Wow, I am so sad that I know that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What do I write under “reason for visit”?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Concussion. [Michael scribbles something out] What did you write?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Nothing.  I wrote “bringing someone to the hospital”."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So you thought they meant your reason for coming to the hospital."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No… you know what Jim, this isn’t about me anymore.  I made a miraculous recovery, which is more than I can say for him. [Dwight falls towards Jim]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Come on Dwight. [sprays Dwight]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hi Michael!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hi Dwight."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ahhh.  Mweehaa"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Doctor, what is more serious, a head injury or a foot injury?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Doctor",
                                "text": "A head injury."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, you don’t have all the information. The foot as been fairly severely burned and healed quickly, very quickly, actually like suspiciously quickly."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Doctor",
                                "text": "[to Dwight] So, I’m ordering a CAT scan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What is that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Look since you have the machine up and running, can I just stick my foot, we take a look?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Doctor",
                                "text": "Well, for a burn, you really just need to look at the outside of the foot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok, what kinda machine is that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Doctor",
                                "text": "Does the skin look red and swollen?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That’s what she said."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s my joke, damnit Dwight."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Lab Tech",
                                "text": "Ok, no electronics past this point.  Camera, sound equipment…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s ok, they’re with me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Lab Tech",
                                "text": "No metal of any kind."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Alright, well, I guess this is where we leave you off."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I don’t want to do this."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, well you should of thought of before you crashed your head on your way to pick me up.  We’ll, see you when you get out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Fine. Fine."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Dunder Mifflin, this is Jim."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh my God, what is going on, is Dwight ok?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Uh hmm, he should be fine, but, uh, they brought him in for a CAT scan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I can’t believe he’s getting a CAT scan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Michael went in there with him too.  It’s pretty sweet."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Really? Michael went in with him?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Uh huh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Wow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "But they shouldn’t be much longer now, so we’ll be back soon."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Ok, that’s uh, good news [Pam sees Angela eavesdropping] Uh, yeah, no I’ll let you go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ok."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Ok. Bye."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Bye."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey, Oscar?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "What’s up, Pam?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I just wanted to let you that Dwight’s gonna be ok.  The doctor said there’s a really simple treatment for a concussion, so he’ll probably even be back at work tomorrow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Ok…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I just, uh, thought you’d want to know that."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Lab Tech",
                                "text": "Ok Mr. Schrute, inhale with me on three.  One, two, uh Sir? [Michael tries to put his leg in the scanner] Stop that. Stop. Stop that."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "[Jim popping Michael’s bubble wrap cast] You should put butter on it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, that’s what she said.  See, haven’t lost my sense of humor.  No, no need, it was a non-stick grill."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’ve had a Foreman grill for about six years, I’ve done about 85% of my cooking on it, but I’ve never burnt myself, probably because I don’t use it as a pillow."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I always keep a stash of bubble wrap at my house.  Some days, hectic, tiring days, I just like to go home and zone out and click on the tube and pop a few.  Very soothing.  [to the interviewer] Want to try?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You know, that’s probably not gonna last too long, you should go to a hospital and get a real cast."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Right, I’m gonna spend the day in the hospital, bujehh.  Bureaucracy and germs."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "And doctors."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, so, no thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Pssht."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Constructing a home-made cast?  Genius.  Filled with foresight.  Like in the pioneer times, if you lost a leg, they would then use the bone of the leg for a cane.  They wasted nothing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Wow, I don’t want to hear… you talk.  Pam, could I have a word with you in my office?  [stumbling] Oh, oh, oh.  Alright."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "My assignment is to make a temporary disabled parking permit for Michael Scott."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Ooo! Who made popcorn? [Michael rubbing butter on his foot]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "[on speakerphone] Well you know, frankly a lot of us have been saying this for a long time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, I’ve been sayin that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Yeah, and I, uh, I think that the very fact that we’re including it in our agenda frankly, is a big step forward."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Did you know I used to be in HR?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "I’m sorry?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I used to be in HR.  I was a Hell raiser."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Uh, ok."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Right? [laughs]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Uh, great.  Why don’t we move on?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Alright. Movin’ on."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Great.  Because you that I think the very fact that [Michael mutes the call]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ry-an.  You’re here.  Whatcha got, whatcha got?  Alright, Panic Room, Maverick, Nell, Sommersby, The Accused.  Where’s Little Man Tate?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "They were out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh come on."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "At three different places."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh man.  It’s not a Jodie Foster afternoon without Little Man Tate, buddy."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Mmm, I’m telling you the best cure in the world is comfort food.  You know how they say “stuff a cold”?  Well I don’t care you’ve got, the flu, Lyme disease, emphysema, you eat an entire dark meat chicken, you can walk on the moon."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Look, I feel fine.  As a volunteer sheriff’s deputy I have been trained to notice all the signs of a concussion.  One of them is slurred speech, ok?  Number three, shortness of breath.  There are four things you have to remember.  One:"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Doctor",
                                "text": "We need to get your friend into the CT machine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Into a machine?!  Ok. Uh, that’s bad, will you stay with me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ok, will you please call my cousin Mose?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, I’m not calling your weirdo cousin.  Twenty-seven years old, never left the beet farm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh God.  Oh God."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Guh-od."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh God."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok, I’ll stand near you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Next to me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Next-ish."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 10
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "None",
                                "text": "[Spanish language telenovela dialogue from the waiting room T.V.]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’m gonna pull the car around."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Shh shh shh shh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Do you speak Spanish?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No. Do you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, I don’t."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 11
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "The Secret",
                "description": "Jim fears the secret he told to Michael, in confidence, will be revealed to the staff.",
                "episode_id": 13,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 114,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 54,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 53,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 28,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 14,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Oscar",
                        "appearances": 9,
                        "id": "oscar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dana",
                        "appearances": 9,
                        "id": "dana"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "kelly"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "toby"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Creed",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "creed"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Gil",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "gil"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Hooter’s Girls",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "hooter’s-girls"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phylis",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "phylis"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Not much what’s up with you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, I can not believe I fell for that. [laughing] Oh, my God."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ah, ah, ah, what? What? Where’s the funny? Give it to me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Umm, is it me or does it smell like up-dog in here?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What’s up-dog?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Nothin’ much what’s up with you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, oh, wow! I walked right into that. Oh, that’s brilliant!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, Stanley, is that jacket make of up-dog?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I’m on the phone."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Mmm, what flavour coffee is that? Up-dog?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "What’s that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t know, nothin’, what’s up with you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Huh?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[low] No, damn it!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "What does that mean?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What does what mean?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "The thing you just said?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Just forget it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dwight! Hey is it me or does this place smell like up-dog?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What’s up-dog?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Gotcha! [laughing] Oh, God. [low] Crap! Nothin’ how ya doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Good. How are you doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[mouthing] So close."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[low] Damn it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Today is spring cleaning day here at Dunder Mifflin. And yes I know its January. I am not an idiot. But, if you do your Spring cleaning in January; guess what you don’t have to do in the spring?  Anything.  They say a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind.  Well I say that an empty desk means a…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Empty mind."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, that’s not… no, that’s not what I was going to say."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Meredith, men’s room. Make sure you replace the urinal cakes.  They’re worn down. Kevin file drawers. Angela kitchen. Oscar dusting. Where is Oscar?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "He’s out sick."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That’s unacceptable."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I agree it’s unacceptable. [longing look]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Whhh… What are you guys doing?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oscar is out sick."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "On a Friday? [Dwight nods]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Can I do some of the talking?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I will do all the talking."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ok, let him know that I’m here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Hello."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What difference does it make whether your here?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Hello?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hi, Oscar its Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "And Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yechh, yeah, um, heard you were under the weather?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Yeah I think I came down with the flu."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Really? Oh, that is a shame.  You know it’s cleaning day here today? Could have used some of that famous Hispanic cleaning ethic."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Yeah, I feel terrible about it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ask him his symptoms. I’m on Web M.D."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What are your symptoms?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "I have the chills."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Umm, hmmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "I feel nauseous and my heads killing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Checks out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Michael is there anything you need from me? I’d like to go back to bed."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I need you to go back to bed. I need you to get better. See you Monday.  Unless you’re still sick.  So have a great long weekend."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "I’ll just be sleep— [Michael hangs up the phone before Oscar can finish]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ok. First impressions?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "He sounded sick."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Which is exactly how you’d wanna sound like if you wanted someone to think you were sick."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s exactly what I was thinking."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Question? May I investigate?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah. Drop what you’re doing. Make this a priority. Because an office can’t function efficiently unless people are at their desks doing their jobs."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I bought my veil."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Oh my God! That is so exciting! Can I be a bridesmaid?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Ummm…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Listen, you don’t have to answer now. But how are you going to do your hair?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Ok. I was thinking about wearing it down. Kind of like, I don’t know, like loose with big curls and…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "You’d look like an angel. I’m seriously going to cry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Wowweee. Mikey likey. Why don’t you wear your hair like that all the time.  It’s much sexier. [Pam puts hair back up] [Michael walks by Jim] Man, this must be torture for you."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah. On the booze cruise I told Michael about some feelings I used to have for Pam. I had just broken up with Katy and had a couple drinks. And I confided in the world’s worst confidant."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey Jim-bag."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Remember that thing I told you on the booze cruise about Pam? That… was… personal so if we can just keep that between you and me. That would be great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Umm, hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Who else knows?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Nobody."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Wow!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Jim and I are great friends. We hang out a ton, mostly at work. But, the fact that he told me his secret and no one else knows says everything about our friendship.  And it is why, I intend on keeping that secret for as long as I possibly can."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "My lips are sealed. [singing] My lips are sealed… Bangles."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Alright. Great. Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[singing] Can you hear me, they talk about us…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Listen Temp. I am conducting a little investigation so I’m no longer going to be able to head up spring cleaning.  Do you think you can handle it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah, I think I can handle it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Do you think? Or do you know?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I think."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[low] Oh God, here."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, whatcha gettin’?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’m going with grape."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ah, good stuff, good stuff. Did you see the game last night?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Which one?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Any of em?  So, uh, what’s the 411? Any news on the “P” situation?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I don’t know what you mean."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "P-A-M. P-A"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Uh, uh, ok."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No it’s okay, we’re talking code."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "What is?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Listen Stanley. How long does it take you to pick out a soda?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’m going to take off actually."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Alright, well, cool. [Michael walks by Jim] Still deciding?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Hmm?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Michael presses a button for Stanley] Peach iced tea. You’re going to hate it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hey Oscar how ya doin’? Dwight Schrute calling.  Listen a little question for you, buddy.  I called six minutes ago and no one answered. So I was wondering if you could explain. Oh, I see, so. Sounds like you’re too sick to come into work but your well enough to go to the pharmacy."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "There are several different ways to tell if a perp is lying. The liar will avoid direct eye contact. The liar will cover part of his or her face with his hands, especially the mouth.  The liar will perspire.  Unfortunately I spoke to Oscar on the phone so none of this is useful."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s Grrrrrrape! Soda."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Tony the tiger.  You don’t hear that much any more."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Not so much."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ok, what is going on here?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Nothing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, really nothing? Fact: You are drinking grape soda. You never drink grape soda.  Fact: You are talking to Jim. You never talk to Jim."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Fact: I love grape soda. I always have. Fact: Jim and I talk all the time. We tell each other secrets."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ok. So what is the secret Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Um, I had asked Michael if I could head up the Oscar investigation and he said that only Dwight was capable of handling such sensitive material."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Is that true?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um, I don’t know, yeah, yeah, yeah it is."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Thank you Michael.  I know your telling the truth."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I can tell. I won’t let you down."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Whooo, nice. That was, that was slick.  What are you doin’ for lunch?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I don’t know probably just gonna eat my ham and cheese sandwich in the break room."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh nonsense [lifts leg and puts it on Jim’s desk], no way, no. Why don’t, why don’t I take you out to lunch? My treat."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, that’s alright, thank you though. It’s, I, gotta do some cleaning, should probably stick around here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey you know what we could do? We could spread out a blanket in the break room.  Have a little picnic order some ‘za. Talk about you know who."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, ah, no but no. You know what let’s go out. That was a good idea.  Let’s go out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know just he place."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[at Hooters] Oh man, you should order milk. Get it?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Why do I like Hooters? Well I will give you two reasons, the boobs and the hot wings."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, here we go, here we go. Bogy at 3 o’clock. Hi."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dana",
                                "text": "Hey I’m Dana. Welcome to Hooters."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "We’re not worthy. We’re not worthy. Hello Dana, I am Michael and this is Jim and we are brothers."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Nope we’re not brothers."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m his boss actually.  And I treat him well. I’m taking him out to lunch cause I can afford it and he can have whatever he wants."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Can I just have the ham and cheese sandwich, thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dana",
                                "text": "And for you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Tell me Dana, how is your chicken breast?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dana",
                                "text": "Oh, it’s great. It’s served with our world famous wing sauce."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Mmmm, sounds yummy.  I will have a chicken breast hold the chicken. [Giggles]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dana",
                                "text": "Is that what you really want?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, I’m gonna have the gourmet hot dog."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dana",
                                "text": "Great."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Who took all the black ones?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "That’s a communal bowl."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "So, how did Oscar sound when he called in?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Sick, like lots of sniffling. I don’t know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Sniffling how?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Umm. How many different ways are there to sniffle?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Three."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Ok, it was the second one."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ok, good, thank you.  That wasn’t so hard now was it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Nuh-uh."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What do you like best about Pam?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Uh, I really don’t want to talk about it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Is it her boobs, or…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Um, she’s easy to talk to I guess and she’s got a really good sense of humor."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Uh-huh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Never get’s any of my jokes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What about you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Her boobs, definitely."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wow, that’s not what I meant."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dana",
                                "text": "Here you go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dana",
                                "text": "And I understand we have a birthday today."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ohhh happy birthday Jim!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dana",
                                "text": "Ready girls? Front side."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hooter’s Girls",
                                "text": "You put your front side in; you put your front side out. You put your front side in and shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. That’s what it’s all about. Whoo, hoo!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Woo! Yeah!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Thanks, thanks Dana."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thank you very much."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hilarious. Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What did you guys talk about?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[Holds up Hooters t-shirt] Just you know politics, literature."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I hate you."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Quick Oscar update. I have conducted interviews with everyone in the office."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Just go to his house and see if he’s sick. I could have done this Investigation in like twenty minutes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Including prep time?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Just do it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "If I had to I could clean out my desk in five seconds and nobody would ever know I had ever been here.  And I’d forget too."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Michael messes up hair to look like Jim’s] Expenses."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Michael is that a wig?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No. It’s… I wear it like that sometimes. Is that a wig?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "This is from Hooters."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, it’s a business lunch."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Did Toby approve this?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No he did not. I don’t need his permission."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "You just got your corporate credit card back. Do you really want me to take it away again?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uhhh it’s ridiculous. They took my card away because I spent $80 bucks at a magic shop. What they don’t understand is that I bought the stuff to impress potential clients. So business related, right?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I put a cigarette through a freakin’ quarter.  And you know what Toby? They almost bought from us."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "I’m not processing this."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Look Jim needed a relaxing lunch, he has been depressed and it has been affecting his productivity.  How is that not work related?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "He seems fine to me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You’re not his friend, you don’t know. He is in love with a girl he works with who’s engaged.  So just cut me some slack. Please?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Pam?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phylis",
                                "text": "Angela who would you choose Jim or Roy?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "It’s nobody’s business, Phyllis. Roy."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Jim has got it bad for Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Oh ho!  Which one is Pam?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Well she’s the… Hey Michael so do you think Jim will try to break up the wedding?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know what Kevin? Jim is a friend of mine, so the only people that this crush really concerns is Jim and Pam… and me."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "As a volunteer Sheriff’s Deputy I have been doing surveillance for years.  One time I suspected an ex-girlfriend of mine of cheating on me.  So I tailed her for six straight nights.  Turns out she was, with a couple of guys actually so… mystery solved."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Jim, why didn’t you tell me you had a crush on Pam?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well the cats out of the bag. I used to have a crush on Pam and now I [hesitate] don’t. Riveting."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Nice… she is so hot."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Did you find anything good in your desk?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ah, coupon for a free sandwich."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Score."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "It expired in August, and my cell phone charger from two years ago."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Big day."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Big day."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey oh, listen, um, I told Michael on the booze cruise. It’s so stupid. Um, I told Michael that I had had a crush on you when you first started here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well I thought that, I figured you should hear it from me rather than, I mean you know Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "And seriously, it’s totally not a big deal, ok? And when I found out you were engaged, I mean."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, I know, like, I kind of like, I thought that maybe you did when I first started."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh you did?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, I mean, just ’cause we like got along so well."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, no, you saw through me, great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "So are you going to be like totally awkward around me now?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh yeah, yeah… hope that’s okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Mmm, hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "And Pam it was like three years ago so I am totally over it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Cool."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ok."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Stay low… This is it… There he is. He’s been gone for at least two hours. Who is that? Come to Papa… Oh yes. Let’s roll. I knew it! You are so busted. Ice skates, shopping bags? I think I know what’s going on here. You weren’t sick at all."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Gil",
                                "text": "Who’s this?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "This is Dwight Schrute. Who is this?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Gil",
                                "text": "Gil."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Are you going to tell Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "How bout this. I don’t tell Michael and in exchange you owe me one great big giant favor.  Redeemable by me at a time and place of my choosing."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Guess what I found out about Oscar tonight? He was lying about being sick. Should I have reported Oscar’s malfeasance. Hmm, probably, but now I know something he doesn’t want me to know. So I can use his malfeasance to establish leverage.  Otherwise, it’s just malfeasance for malfeasanceses-ses sake."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know, I know, I know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Umm, what happened?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I, oh, just, um, I know I was trying to, expense reports. And then God, Toby, you know he just… I know. I’m just, I just hope that, I just hope that [starts to get choked up] this doesn’t affect our friendship! Stupid, this is so stupid."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey, hey, wow, wow. Listen man it’s, you know what. It’s not a big deal."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok, I’m fine, no I know, I’m good, I’m good, it’s just."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Look its one day, everything’s gonna be alright. No big deal. You good?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah I’m good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Good."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Creed did you organize the menu book?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Oh, I thought that was more on a volunteer basis."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "No, that was mandatory."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Oh, I thought it was a volunteer thing."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey, here’s your schedule for next week. Are you okay?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah I’m fine. Look, about you and Jim."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, no, that’s, you don’t have to."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, I feel it’s my responsibility as your boss slash friend."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, really, it’s okay. I know that Jim had, like a crush on me when he first started. But that was a long time ago, so."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It wasn’t that long ago. It was on the booze cruise."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Jim had a crush on me on the booze cruise or he told you about it on the booze cruise?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yehhh, okay, shuuttt it Michael. I’m done. That’s it. I’m out."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ready?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yep."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "People are always coming to me. “Michael, I have a secret.  Your the only one I trust.” No thanks, because keeping a secret can only lead to trouble. Like I was watching Cinemax last weekend.  This movie, Portrait of a… Prostitute something. Secrets of a Call… More Secrets of a Call Girl. And the lead character, Shila, is framed for murder. She goes on the run and winds up working at a bordello in Malibu. I don’t, I don’t want to live like that. I like it here. I don’t want to be Shila, I like being Michael Scott."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hello. Pammy want a cracker?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No thanks. You got a package."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, Pam with the dirty talk. [laughs]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "And he’s lining it up. Seems pretty straightforward from here. If Michael Scott sinks it, he’ll win a Buick signed by Tiger Woods."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "He totally misses,"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, he meant to put it right next to the hole, that’s much harder to do."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Interception. He shoots, he scores, yeah! Michael, try it like this. This’ll be much harder."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no, no, no. I don’t want to chip my mug. Please get that off the floor. [sets mug on the edge of Michael’s desk]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right. Jack Nicholson for birdie."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Jack Nicholas."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s a celebrity tournament."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[golf ball rolls under bookcase] I got it. No problem. [clears throat]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Do you see it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, man, it’s really back there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Do you feel it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah. I can barely…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[mug falls off Michel’s desk and smashes on the floor] God… damn it, Dwight! That’s great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Should I clean out my desk?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[pulls a brand new mug out of his desk door] That won’t be necessary."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Don’t be fooled by the phrase “dust bunnies.” They are vicious little bitches and if they get inside your disc drive, God help you. They will bring your computer to its knees. They sit in corners hatching, defecating, laying eggs. And their sole purpose in life is to eat dead skin, which humans in this office shed by the boat load. Especially Creed."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Look at all them out there, my little worker bees buzzing away."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "If they’re the worker bees, you’re the Queen bee."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, I am the King bee,"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Queen’s higher."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, King is higher. Then Ace. I am the Ace bee."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "People Magazine, crossword puzzle, keep or toss?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Keep. I will finish that later."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "It’s from ’99."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, I know when it’s from, Ryan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "18 across. Mary-Kate and Ashley blank.” Michael wrote, “Judd?”"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, I rushed a few fraternities, but you know what? I don’t believe in paying for friendships. So, I made a decision not to accept any offers. And fortunately none were made. Which was good, so nobody’s feelings got hurt."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Temp, shouldn’t you be monitoring the progress of people’s cleaning efforts?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Everything seems pretty much under control."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah. Well, I’d hate to see it blow up in your face."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "How would…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Let’s table that. So, temp… You seem to be pretty close to this Oscar."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Not really."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Getting defensive?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You seem a little nervous. You shouldn’t be."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thank you, Dana."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dana",
                                "text": "Sure."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Keep the change. Here you go buddy, happy birthday."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wow. Thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You’re welcome."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, you what, seriously, you should have it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no, no, no. I have the long sleeve. And actually, you know what we should do? We should wear them tomorrow to work, it’ll be hysterical."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, tomorrow, that’s gonna be tough ’cause I already laid out my outfit, so…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, Tuesday. Whenever. You’d better try it on, make sure it fits."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "The Carpet",
                "description": "Michael's office becomes the victim of an odorous prank which subjects the office to his punishment.",
                "episode_id": 14,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 126,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 47,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 36,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 28,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 13,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
                        "appearances": 13,
                        "id": "kelly"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Creed",
                        "appearances": 9,
                        "id": "creed"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ed",
                        "appearances": 9,
                        "id": "ed"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "toby"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Roy",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "roy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Packer",
                        "appearances": 7,
                        "id": "packer"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Oscar",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "oscar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Darryl",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "darryl"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam and others",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "pam-and-others"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Michael and Dwight",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "michael-and-dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Todd Packer",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "todd-packer"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Todd",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "todd"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim’s voicemail",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "jim’s-voicemail"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "[catching Jim looking at him at Pam’s desk] What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, nothing."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Pam’s on vacation and she gets back tomorrow, so it’ll be nice to see her.  It’ll be nice, and, uh, she set a date for the wedding with Roy.  Uh… June.  Summer.  So, that’ll be nice.  And that’s that."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "[again catching Jim looking at him] What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, nothing."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Jim’s been looking at me kind of a lot all week.  I would be creeped out by it, but it’s nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Spamster!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Um, Pam plus Spam plus…?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hamster."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Welcome back!  How was your vacation?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It was great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Mm-hm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Did you get lucky?  Oh!  Boink!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Roy and I just got back from the Poconos.  I get ten vacation days a year, and I try to hold off taking them for as long as possible, and this year I got to the third week in January."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I am Pam.  Spicoli guy.  Oh, God.  Names, numbers.  Okay. [walking into office] Whoa!  God!  Yuck, yuck.  Yuck.  Yuck!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Wow!  What happened in there?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I don’t know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "There is stink in there, my God!  What is… what is that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[looking at pile on Michel’s carpet] Oh… I don’t know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Is it a bird?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, I don’t think it’s a bird."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, God!  How could that happen?  How could… right in the middle of the carpet."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "What’s goin’ on?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um, somebody vomited right in the middle of the carpet in my office."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[taking a look] I don’t think that’s vomit."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Check it out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Check it out.  Don’t be a wuss, just get… no, I’m not holding your coffee."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Oh, that’s ridiculous."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What is it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Michael. [tapping on door]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What is it?  No, just tell me what it is."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[pounding on door] Michael, I … I … I gotta get outta here.  I can’t hold my breath that long."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Open the door up!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "It smelled terrible."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam and others",
                                "text": "[after going in to check out the smell]  Phew.  Oh!  No, mm-mm. [leaving quickly]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I cannot believe a pipe burst and left that in there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "That’s no burst pipe."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "How do you know that?  What is it, then?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Hi guys.  Somebody makin’ soup?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[as cleaning lady with mask leaves] Here she comes.  All cleaned?  Great. [walks into office]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[coughing] It’s still stinky."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That is worse."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "She probably scrubbed it into the fibers of the carpet.  Total permeation."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[while in his reeking office]  I am a big Fear Factor fan.  I’m a big fan of anything Joe Rogan does, actually, so this is sort of like my audition tape.  Um… [clearing throat]   I can’t stand it [gets up to leave], I can’t stay in here another second.  No!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey!  Welcome back!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Thanks!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So, how was the resort?  Did you ski a lot?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "A little."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Good!  What’s goin’ on here?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What?  I did not do that.  That sounds disgusting."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "[barely stifling laughter] It wasn’t me.  Um… it wasn’t me. [regaining composure] It was not me."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[smelling the stink] Oh.  Wow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[giggles at Roy]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[sitting at Jim’s desk]  Hey Jim.  I thought that we would be desk buddies while they changed my carpet."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "That might be a little difficult with the one computer."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh… It’s …"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "But there’s definitely a desk open in the back."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[reluctantly] Yeah …"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "…which I guess I’ll be taking."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no, no!  Seriously, I don’t mind sharing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, no, no, seriously, I’ll be in the back."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey, Kelly."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Are you moving back here?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Um, just for the day while Michael’s at my desk."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Because Toby used to sit there, but he had to move over there because of an allergy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Allergy to… the desk?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "[shaking head] Weird."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[putting his feet on desk] Yeah, yeah, yeah.  Old bullpen."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[putting his feet on desk] Ha ha ha… the old bullpen."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Don’t ape me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "This is great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "The pressures of my office are insane."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[agreeing] Mm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I just… you couldn’t understand, but man, you guys have it so easy out here, you know?  I used to sit right here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No way!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "And who had your office?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ed Truck. [exclaiming is disgust]  Ed Truck was the manager before me.  Horrible.  He hated fun.  It was like, “Oh, Ed Truck is walking toward us.  Stop having fun.  Start pretending to do work.”  What a jerk.  He’s… You know what?  I swore to myself that if I ever got to walk around the room as manager, people would laugh when they saw me coming and would applaud as I walked away."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "[to Jim] I’m serious.  My closet doors will not shut.  I mean, it only takes so long to measure to make sure that clothes will hang up because aren’t all hangers like that big?  So I don’t understand why the closet engineer didn’t think of that.  So now I’m doing this new thing where I just leave piles of clothes on the floor and then I walk around the piles to get an outfit…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know who used to sit at that desk?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That guy Miles who quit to form his own company?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Mm-mm.  Todd Packer."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I thought he was out on the road."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "He was, but, uh… that desk was empty.  He’d come in and sit there sometimes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ah."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "When I was in training, many years ago… not so long ago… I worked side-by-side with a fellow named Todd Packer, and together we rocked the office [picture behind Michael falls].  Packer and I once spent the whole day with our pants off, and when people noticed, we convinced them that they were crazy."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "[on phone] Excuse me one second, please. [to Michael] What is it that you need right now that you can’t wait until I’m off the phone with a customer?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, a customer, well, sound the alarm. [laughs] Okay."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Another time, Packer held this guy’s head in the toilet for like a minute.  Guy had no sense of humor about it.  Probably why he wasn’t hired."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "[after Michael punches him in the arm] What did you hit me for?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Charley horse!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Charley horse!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "You shouldn’t have hit me, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, okay.  Gah."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Once, as a joke, Packer banged every chick in the office. [giggles]  It was hysterical."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "[to Jim] Beyonce, pink the color, Pink the person, hot dogs, basically anything that is awesome. Snow cones…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Hey Jim, Michael wanted me to ask you how to raise your desk chair."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "It’s the lever on the side."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "That’s what I told him.  Thanks. [leaves]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Oh my God, he is so cute!  Would you talk to him for me and see if he likes me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, I don’t think I can…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Oh, please Jim?  Please, please, Jim.  Please, please, please?  He’s so cute.  I like him so much.  And I would do it, but I’m too shy.  Please, Jim, please, please, please, please, Jim. Please, please, please…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[whispering] Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[whispering] Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Let’s send up Accounting."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Old fashioned raid.  Sales on Accounting.  Yeah.  Follow my lead."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey guys."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Hey, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ahem.  What’s up?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Hey, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael and Dwight",
                                "text": "[as they throw accountants’ files and supplies around] Ahhhh!  Whoo hoo!  Come on, come on, come on, come on!  Sales rules!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah! [laughing]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah! Oh ho ho [laughing]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Should we help ’em pick up their stuff?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no, no, no.  We don’t do that.  We don’t do that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Watch out, Pam. You’re next!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You’re gonna throw my things on the ground?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Maybe!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "What happened in Michael’s office was wrong.  I understand it [chuckles], it makes sense [regains composure]  But it… it was still wrong."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Why would somebody ruin a perfectly good carpet?  I don’t know.  It could be done out of hate.  It could be done out of love.  It could be completely neutral.  Maybe somebody hates the cleaning lady.  And, well, she doesn’t do a very good job, obviously, because my office still reeks like you would not believe.  I hate her."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know what?  I am beginning to think that what happened to my carpet was an act of terrorism against the office.  The only thing that makes any sense."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[on phone] Hello, am I the 107th caller? [hangs up, dials again] Hello, Rock 107.  Am I the 107th caller? [hangs up and dials again] Hell , Rock 107.  Am I the 107th caller? [hangs up and begins to dial again] I’m totally gonna win us that box set."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Stop."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Jethro Tull…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Stop it. [Dwight hangs up] Stop.  It.  [Dwight beings to dial] Don’t.  Don’t."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I need to make a sales call.  Please?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[on phone, whispering] Am I the 107th caller?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[to Roy in Jim’s earshot] …back so soon."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "We can go back in, like, a couple of weeks maybe."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah, right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Okay, maybe another month, like, maybe for, like President’s Day or something."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah, that’s right.  We could do a three-day weekend.  I wonder if I could, like, call in sick on the Friday.  Then I get a four-day weekend."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "[to unseen co-worker] But it’s so weird to fall asleep.  And I just hate it.  ‘Cause I try to go to bed at, like, 9:30."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[to Roy as Jim escapes into bathroom] Are you kidding?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "No."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hi, guys."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "We haven’t finished getting things in order from your last visit."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m just walking around."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Were you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "It’s just that we’re really swamped over here, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, and I’m not?  Why would you say that? Because I’m having fun?  You guys just are workin’ for the weekend, aren’t you?  I’m workin’ for the week.  Sales team, listen to me.  This is what we’re gonna do.  I’m gonna up the ante a little bit literally.  Right here, I’m gonna put a crisp one hundred dollar bill.  The person with the most sales at the end of the day gets to keep the cash.  Sound good?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[counting cash] Seventy, eighty, one, two three.  Eighty-three dollars.  Still a lotta money and I’m going to … [moves money after seeing workmen walk by] … I’m gonna leave it right over here where everybody can see it.  I will be taking Jim’s clients today because he is not here and out of sight, out of the contest.  Let’s see who winds up with the cash, shall we?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "You’re gonna compete against us?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, it is on, Phyllis, it is so on!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It is so on!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "God, this is gonna be fun."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael is gonna wipe the floor with us!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[on phone] So you have 40 boxes going out, and I will deliver those personally in a Sebring.  Very good, nice doing business with you.  Thank you. [hangs up] Yes! [chuckles] Oh, yeah!  Read it and weep.  Oh!  Oh, look at that! [puts post-it on Phyllis’ forehead]  Look at me, Phyllis!  Oh, what is that?  That’s my sale! [humming then dancing victoriously]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "[walking by with new carpet] What… What’s that?  Whatcha doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[stops dance] Nothing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "[laughing] I think he’s dancing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No.  Just …"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "That was definitely not dancing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know what, guys?  It’s none of your concern.  It was official business, so just…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Paper business."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, paper business.  Is this done?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Nope."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Extreme Home Makeover puts together a house in an hour.  If you were on that crew, you would be fired like that. [snaps]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Somebody did something bad to Michael’s carpet. Maybe that’s all we need to know."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "[to Oscar] Who do you think did it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Are you kidding?  I thought it was you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Really?  I thought you. [both laugh in Michael’s earshot]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "This was no act of God.  A person did this.  A person who works in this office.  Maybe all of them."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know what?  Today is not a good day for a sales contest.  We’re… we’re not… we’re not doin’ this today."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "That doesn’t seem fair."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You wanna talk about fair?  Does anyone need to smell my old carpet?  You explain to me how that was fair, and I’ll explain to you how this is fair.  Plus I just… I think that picking today was sort of taking advantage."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "But you’re the one who picked today."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I am a victim of a hate crime.  Stanley knows what I’m talkin’ about."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "That’s not what a hate crime is."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well I hated it!  A lot!  Okay, I… you know what?  If the guilty person would just come forward and take their punishment, we’d be done . [no one comes forward]  Very well.  Then you are all punished."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What’s our punishment?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You’re all on a time out.  Just sit there quietly. [phone rings, Phyllis reaches to answer]  No.  NO!  [phone continues to ring]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "What’s up?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Nothing much.  Let me ask you something.  It’s actually little awkward."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What do you think of Kelly?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I don’t know.  Depends if you like a little junk in … [notices camera] Umm… She’s really cool."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Are you interested in her?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah, totally."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Did she say something?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "She said lots of things."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Do you know if she’s looking for a long-term thing or if she’d be cool just hangin’ out?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I have no idea."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Can you find out?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah.  Sure."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "[to Jim] Oh, long-term, definitely.  Fall in love, have babies, spend every second together… but don’t tell him that, okay?  Just tell him I’m, like, up for anything.  I mean, I’m not a slut, but who knows?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Do you remember Ed Truck?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Sure.  He hired me.  How’s he doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "How would I know?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "I thought you might."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "My biggest fear is turning into him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Michael, you should have much bigger fears than that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[sighs]  I wasn’t talking literally, Creed.  Yeah, being buried alive would be worse. Happy?  Why am I talking to you?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[meeting Ed Truck in parking lot] Ed?  Hi.  Thanks for meeting me.  Must be kinda neat comin’ back."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ed",
                                "text": "Yeah.  Should we go upstairs?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, well, honestly Ed, I really don’t wanna be up there right now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ed",
                                "text": "So, what’s the problem with my pension?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, no, no, no.  You’re good.  It was clerical.  You’re good.  Um, well, somebody did something in my office, and I now think that they did it on purpose and it was directed at me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ed",
                                "text": "Well, what was done?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I didn’t get a good look at… it, but it smells horrible."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ed",
                                "text": "Yeah, somebody once did that in my office."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ed",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, that figures.  So how did you deal with people not liking you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ed",
                                "text": "You can’t expect to be friends with everybody."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well… s-sure I can."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ed",
                                "text": "No.  They’ll always think of you as a boss first."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Not necessarily.  You can love a boss like you do a father."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ed",
                                "text": "I’m not sure that ever happens."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, okay.  Different management styles."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ed",
                                "text": "Why can’t your workers be your workers, family be your family, your friends be your friends?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Last week I would have given a kidney to anyone in this office.  I would have reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them.  But now, no.  I don’t have the relationship with these people that I thought I did.  I hope they ask, so they can hear me say, “Uh… no. I only give my organs to my real friends.  Go get yourself a monkey kidney.”"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[on phone] Hey, Brenda.  This is, uh, Jim Halpert from the boat.  And I got your number from the corporate directory and, well, I was assuming that you probably gave it to them because you wanted me to ask you out, right?  Um, so gimme a call back.  You can get my number from said directory, um, or just check your e-mail ’cause I just sent you one.  Yikes.  Uh… give me a call back, I hope.  I’ll talk to you later. Bye."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "You just asked a girl out on the phone!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yep."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[on phone] Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd Packer",
                                "text": "Hello, yes. I’m looking for a gay nerd named Michael Scott."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Who is this?  How did you get this number?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Packer",
                                "text": "Your mom, you gay nerd!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh my God.  Packer.  Packster.  Whacky Pack.  How you doin’?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Todd",
                                "text": "Hey, did you get that package I left for you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh… no.  Did anybody see a package here today?  No.  How big was it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Packer",
                                "text": "It was pretty big."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Packer",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Did you see a big package?  Where did you leave it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Packer",
                                "text": "Left it in the middle of your office."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Really?  Guys, did you see a big package in my office?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "You mean the thing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Packer",
                                "text": "[laughs uproariously]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Are you kidding me?  Oh!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Packer",
                                "text": "Special delivery!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That was Packer!  Oh, you’re… you are dead.  You are dead, my friend!  That is hilar… Oh, God!  Of course it was you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Packer",
                                "text": "Sit on the throne, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh.  [laughs and claps] Yeah, yeah!  Oh my God.  It was Packer!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It takes an advanced sense of humor.  I don’t expect everybody to understand.  It was done out of love, just like I thought.  It’s ah… God, these people are so… these are good people.  We have fun. [giggles] We just have fun!  Oh, I’m just so sorry that I threw the thing out."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim’s voicemail",
                                "text": "You have seven unheard messages."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[voicemail message for Jim] Hey, Jim.  It’s Pam.  I keep looking up to say something to you and then Michael’s there and it’s horrible.  Anyway, I’m bored.  Come back!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[voicemail message for Jim] Hey, guess what?  I moved my computer so I can’t see Michael’s head.  It’s working.  I think I can have a career as a very specific type of decorator."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[voicemail message for Jim]  Sudoku. Level moderate. 18 minutes. Suck on that, Halpert."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[voicemail message for Jim] I’ll transfer you.  Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.  Hold, please.  Dunder Mifflin, this is … okay, sorry.  Michael was standing at my desk, and I needed to be busy or who knows what would’ve happened, so thank you."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[voicemail message for Jim] Hey, what’s that word we made up when you have a thing stuck in your shoe?  Anyway, I have a thing stuck in my shoe."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[voicemail message for Jim] Hey, I have a chance to sneak out of here early, and I’m not messing this up, so I’ll see you tomorrow."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[voicemail message for Jim] Calling from my cell phone.  I don’t know if you guys figured out who did that to Michael’s carpet yet, but I have a theory that involves an inter-departmental conspiracy.  Everybody in the office.  We need to talk."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I think this whole disaster on Michael’s carpet happened for a good reason. Him sitting next to me is a huge gift. This girl I know would say that it was a gift from God, but I don’t know about all that."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Obviously, this was Kevin. This is his sense of humor exactly."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "There are so many people with motives, even me. Almost everyone is a suspect. Whoever did this is a genius. [laughs]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "That looks, cool, where is that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "That hotel, it looks so romantic."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, just somewhere in the Poconos. I was just surfing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "I went with my parents to the Shadowbrook Farm once. That was also really romantic. Oh, my God, I wish a boy would take me there. I would need a fun new top. You know what a great color is on me? Lavender, actually."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Just give me one second. I’m just gonna grab something to eat."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So, you used to share that cubicle with Kelly, right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Mmm-hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "And then you just changed desks, right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "To one without a cubicle."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So, you just couldn’t take it anymore, huh?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "What are you talking about?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So, that’s how it’s gonna be."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Honestly, I don’t even hear her anymore. It’s like waves crashing against the beach."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[on the phone] Okay, that quantity of cotton fiber will cost you… my screen disappeared. I know. I will click on the bottom and… Yes. I’m getting one of those little hourglass things. Used to have a price chart on the wall, now it’s a little hourglass thing with an arrow next to it. Now it’s just an hourglass thing. Uh-huh, yeah, well, or I can call you back. Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[on the phone] Excellent, good, good. Well, our truck is going out first thing tomorrow morning. So…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "…cases of typical format and coated white paper. Okay, thanks again so much. All right, bye-bye."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "20 cartons of it’s coming, on it’s way."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What’s going on? Anything here?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, yes. What yes? A sale or a lead or…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "A sale."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ah. Small?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Big."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Huge?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Just big."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Would you say the sale that I made earlier was huge or…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Big."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[on the phone] Good. No, I completely understand, times are a little tight right now. If it’s alright with you though, I will just give you a call back next month. Great, thank you so much. Goodbye."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What was that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You call that a sales call? My God, what have they been teaching you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You’re the one who trained me, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, well, did I teach you to roll over like a submissive dog?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You most certainly did not."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, I did not."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What can I do better?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Exactly, ask me, which you did, so, tell a joke."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m not good at jokes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Do you know a joke?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "My cousin Mose told me a joke."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Call a client right now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And tell him the joke."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I will."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Strike while the iron’s hot. A joke always works."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[on the phone] Yes, Howard Gruber, please."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Just sell it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[on the phone] Howard, hello. Dwight Schrute. Dunder Mifflin. Yes, and you are my favorite client. Listen, I’m calling you to tell you a little joke. What is black and white and red and can’t think? A nun who has a beet for a head. … No, I’m Catholic, too."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Give me the phone."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[on the phone] I understand."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Give me the phone."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[on the phone] If I was offensive in any way, I…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Tell him. Tell him that your supervisor is on the line."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[on the phone] Humor works in…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "The old one two. Let’s do it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[on the phone] …crazy ways. I’m going to pass you off to my supervisor. Hold on one second. [whispering] Howard Gruber. It’s Howard Gruber."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[on the phone] Hey Howard. Michael Scott here. Yeah, sorry about that. Dwight is an idiot. I know. No, he’s a little… Little dim. He’s the janitor’s brother, so…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That’s not true."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[on the phone] Uh-huh? Yeah. Well, you know, like in a fast food restaurant, just to be nice they hire somebody who can’t even find their way to work? That is Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[whispering] He’s my best customer."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[on the phone] What can we do to help you out? You know what? I have a discount. Today and today only, on lightweight copier paper."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "But that’s my sale. This is my sale, Michael!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[on the phone] Uh-huh, yes, I can do that. Absolutely! Perfect. Oh, I’m glad it timed out that way."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What Michael doesn’t understand is that when I worked in the fast food industry I was actually commended by management for the three “M”s. McService, McCompetence and McPunctuality."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "[laughing] You gotta drink on that one. Too bad."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Hell yeah, yeah, yeah. Mo’fo, mo’fo."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "You ready?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Mmm-hmm. [thumping] [Roy groaning] Now you’ve got to drink."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay, look, I know what you’re gonna say. That I’m not standing up for myself. But you know what? It’s complicated and I really don’t appreciate all the badgering."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "You could out-sell Michael any day."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I really thought these people were my friends. My best friend since kindergarten, Elliot, that’s a friend. Best friend ever. I should call him. Wonder where he lives."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "Boys and Girls",
                "description": "Jan comes into the Scranton Branch to give all the female employees a group seminar on women in the workplace. Upset that he is not allowed in on the proceedings, Michael takes all the men of Dunder Mifflin down into the warehouse for some \"guy time\" with the warehouse workers. Pam is offered a chance to pursue her dreams of drawing and Roy confronts Jim about his feelings for Pam.",
                "episode_id": 15,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 88,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jan",
                        "appearances": 55,
                        "id": "jan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 30,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Darryl",
                        "appearances": 28,
                        "id": "darryl"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 24,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Roy",
                        "appearances": 20,
                        "id": "roy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 16,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 9,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
                        "appearances": 9,
                        "id": "kelly"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Meredith",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "meredith"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Guy",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "guy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Lonny",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "lonny"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Madge",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "madge"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Women",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "women"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Men",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "men"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Group chant",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "group-chant"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "All the Men",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "all-the-men"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight and Roy",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "dwight-and-roy"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "So, I’m happy to be here.  It’s very nice to see all of you. You’re all looking well."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Today’s a ‘women in the workplace’ thing. Jan’s coming in from Corporate to talk to all the women about… um… I don’t really know what. But Michael’s not allowed in. She said that about five times."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Women today, though we have the same options as men, we often face a very different set of obstacles in getting there. So…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[knocks] Hey, what’s going on?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael… I thought we agreed you wouldn’t be here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah… I… You know what… I… I… I just thought about it. I just have a few things I want to say."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "What are you doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hold… Just hear me out. What is more important than Quality? E-Quality. Now studies show that today’s woman, the Ally McBeal woman, as I call her, is at a crossroads…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, just uh… you have come a long way, baby.  But I just… just want to keep it within reason."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "They did this up in Albany…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "You are not allowed in this session."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And they ended up turning the break room into a lactation room which is disgusting so…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Now you’re really not allowed in this session."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, I’m their boss, so I feel like…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I’m your boss."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[stands up] Anybody want any coffee or…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "We’re fine, Michael. We just need you to leave, please."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Women in the workplace… yeah, translation “I have been banned from my own conference room so that Jan can talk in secret to all the girls.” Oh! Sorry. ‘Women of the workplace.’ About what? I don’t know. Clothes. Me. Eeegkh!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Ladies, I am so, so sorry. Can we start again? We were on such a roll. I… I… really apologize."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Jan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Yes, Pam?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Michael’s still at the door."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[in the background] So one obstacle is how assertiveness is perceived differently in men and women. Men who are assertive will be admired. They’re called… anyone?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It’s a terrible idea."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What is?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Them in there all together. If they stay in there too long they’re going to get on the same cycle. Wreak havoc on our plumbing."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Everyone. Guys. Circle up, please. Come on over. Bring your chairs. Toby, come on over. You’re a guy… too… sort of. Let’s do this!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[in the background] Well, first of all, I, uh, just want to warm up a little bit. Let’s just clap."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Let’s just clap. Ready? [clapping] Yeah! Yeah!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s what I’m talking about!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I don’t know what you’re doing here, Michael,"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Just having a little ‘guys in the workplace’ thing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "… but it’s very destructive."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Why can’t boys play with dolls? Why does society force us to use urinals when sitting down is far more comfortable?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Can you please do this somewhere else, Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "We have nowhere else Jan. This…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "We could do it in the warehouse."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Dwight, excellent idea. Go to the warehouse."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK, OK, Fine. Yeah, actually, perfect. Perfect. You know what? There’s another side to this place, gentleman. And I know we all love our cushy jobs and our fun, exciting office. But do you realize that underneath us, there’s another world. The warehouse world. A world that is teeming with sweat and dirt and life. Life. The bowels of the office. These guys are down there, they are real men doing real man’s work. We are going to learn how a warehouse works."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, I think it’s going to work out great. Because managing the warehouse is a very important part of my job. And I haven’t been there in months."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Remember on Lost when they met the Others?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I’m so sorry about that… um… so where were we? Pam, are you okay taking notes then?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Mmmhmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Please? Thank you. very much."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So let’s meet the warehouse! Let’s get some shots. Pan around there. This is Darryl, one of our warehouse staff. Darryl, what is your biggest fear?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "My biggest fear is that someone will distract us from getting all the shipments out on time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know, Darryl is actually the Foreman here and not Roy, which is cool. There’s Roy riding the big rig. So Roy is actually going to be marrying Pam sometime this summer. And… uh, she’s our receptionist. Sort of a Brangelina thing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Why?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Brangelina is the Brad Pitt and Angelina… Roy…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "I don’t understand."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Roy and Pam. It’s a Ram. It’s a Ram thing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[talking to Jim] I bet Roy heard about you liking Pam. I bet he’ll try to beat you up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Thanks for the head’s up, Kev."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I’ve got your back if he does. But try to stay out of it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[points at math equasion on chalkboard] Uhhuhhuh. Just in case there’s someone down here who shouldn’t be. A little “Good Will Hunting” situation. All right. Troops. This is an important day. Big day. Now you may look around and see two groups here. White collar. Blue collar. But I don’t see it that way. And you know why not? Because I am collar-blind."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Why don’t we go around the table and all say something that we know we’re good at. I will start. I am good at public speaking."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Hi. I’m Meredith and I’m an alch… good at supplier relations."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Great. Phyllis?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I’m good at computer stuff, emails, spreadsheets, all that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "[disbelieving] Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I don’t know. I thought that I wasn’t going to be asked that…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "No. Okay. Stop. Go on…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I’ve seen some of your spreadsheets."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Really? I thought they were pretty…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I don’t know how I fit in with these women. Here. Or with Jan. Um… I mean we get along great. Fine. Um… I guess the person I have the most in common with is…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Jim… Halpert. Hey uh, I, uh, you know heard there’s a rumor going around about you used to have a crush on Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, no, no. No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "No, it’s cool, because I know you’re a good guy. And I know that that crush ended a long time ago, so… you know. We’re cool, right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah. Nope. Yeah. Definitely."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "You know, it’s great with me cause that way, glad she has a friend at work she can get through the day with. She’s not all bap bap bap bap when she gets home."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah. I like talking to her too."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "So, we’re cool, right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yes. Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "All right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yep. Cool, man."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Sweet."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[blows a sigh of relief]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Hey, Mike, look. How bout we go upstairs, too. You know learn how the office works. We can all switch places today."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh… well… okay… yeah, you know what? I don’t think… You.. You’re… My job sucks compared to this. I don’t think you’d like it up there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "The experience…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Guys! Want to start unloading the truck?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay. Let’s go. Step up."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Check this out! Look at that! Look at that [squeezes blow-up doll] bwup-bwa! [talks in girly voice] Hello! How are… [regular voice] Oh! Kay. That is great. That is good stuff."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "In five years, I’d like to be… five years sober."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "That is an excellent goal."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Four and a half."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "I’ll tell you one thing. I am not going to be one of those women schlepping her kids around in a minivan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Great! Uh-huh?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "I want an SUV… with three rows of seats."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Women",
                                "text": "[general murmuring of agreement]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Well, I’ll be honest. One of the goals of these women seminars is to feel out if there’s any standouts. Women who could be a valuable addition to our Corporate life."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael wants us to bond so we need topics for conversation."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ponies."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "How about rainbows?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Flowers."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "It’s dangerous, Michael. Come on, get off this."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, you’re going to, going to hurt yourself."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Mike."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Stand clear."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Mike. Get off of the lift. Please. Come on now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m fine, I’m fine. I’m fine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Look, would ya… look."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, oh, oh!  We’ll get somebody to clean that up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "We’re the ones that got to clean that up!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Lonny",
                                "text": "Dammit, Michael!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "We ought to have this thing serviced."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So! Guy’s gripe session. Here we are. Now, we definitely live in different worlds but we have a lot in common. We even like the same girls, some of us. That’s going to happen, you know. We’re guys, so…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Madge",
                                "text": "Hey, do you want me to go?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, why? Why would I… ? You could…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Madge",
                                "text": "I’ll go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Stay or…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "…and a big walk-in closet."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Oh, that’s part of my dream too."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Oh, me too."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Great, great. And Pam, what about you? What is your dream?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Well… I always dreamed of a house with a terrace upstairs. Plant flowers on it… stuff like that. Since I was a girl. Um… More seriously though, a husband that I love… Roy. And I love to draw. And I… I did a little in college and I’d still love to do something where I could work with art or graphic design in some way."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "She’s real good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "You know the company is offering a design training program in New York."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Well… I have a job right now, so I can’t really take time off…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Well, it’s only on weekends and then a few weeks in New York, but I’m sure that I could ask Corporate to help you out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Well… it’s just that the weekends aren’t good because, um…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "There are always a million reasons not to do something."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Let’s start with the Warehouse. What bothers you as guys, you know?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "My priority is safety."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "So it really bothers me when somebody comes in here speeding around on a lift, playing with it like a toy. It kind of gets under my skin."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK, Yeah. Yeah. Yeah shhh…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Uh uh uh. Don’t shush me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I… That was just…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "That bothers me too."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I was breathing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Pam shushes me. It drives me crazy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I hate shushing. You know, that’s the thing! What the… ok… what is our beef as human men."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Lonny",
                                "text": "You know that’s a good question, Hasselhoff. What bugs us?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK. Alright. Good. Guys ragging on each other. That’s what guys do… and we love it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "All right. Let’s talk about clothing."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I’m excited about today. [whispers] I love girl talk."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. All right. You can use your clothing to send a message about your ambitions by wearing clothes that reflect what you aspire to be."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I’m not gaining anything from this seminar. I’m a professional woman. The head of accounting. I’m in the healthiest relationship of my life. I just think it’s insulting that Jan thinks we need this. And, apparently, judging from her outfit, Jan aspires to be a whore."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "I hate it when girls insist on taking them out to new restaurants every weekend night and then they’re like “When are we going to go on a date-date?”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Guy",
                                "text": "I hate that too! [general clapping and agreement]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "I hate that too."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "That sucks so much."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Guy",
                                "text": "It totally sucks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah and then they make you drive them to Church the next morning. Like “Gas ain’t free!”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Lonny",
                                "text": "Yeah, on our salaries, man, what do they expect? You know to take us out every weekend? You know what I mean? We’re not millionaires."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I feel you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "No, you don’t. You don’t feel us. How can you? You know what?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Not literally."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "You say we’re the same, but we get compensated very differently."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "We work the same hours as you and you just said we work a lot harder"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ah, you do. So…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "But we get paid a lot less."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Word."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Like next to no benefits."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know. God! What is that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Exactly."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It blows. It blows, man. Gah…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "You know this would not happen if we had a union."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "That’s what I’m talking about."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No. Whoa, whoa. Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Absolutely."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "That’s what we need."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Guy",
                                "text": "You know you’re right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Man, see… That’s what I’ve been sayin’, man. We need to do this finally."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know what? Is that necessary? Because you already sorta have a union… of guys."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "It’s more than necessary, Mike. We need this. Roy? You still have that card from the Dockworker’s Union?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "In my truck."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dockworker’s?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Man, hook you up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Men",
                                "text": "[generalized clapping]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Guy",
                                "text": "Come on, man."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah. You know what? I think the problem is the chicks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Union! Union, yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "The problem is the chicks. And you gotta blame them."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Are you with us Mike?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah-es."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Welcome to the warehouse."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Group chant",
                                "text": "Michael, Michael, Michael, Mi…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Another issue is inequality of pay between men and women. I’m sure that all of you have felt that before…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[knocks] This is important. Ladies, take a breather. Jan, I uh wanna… Can I help you? Um… I wanted to say that the guys downstairs are thinking about forming a union. And they have some good points…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "What? A union! What…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Don’t get hysterical."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I’m not…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Part of my job is knowing how to talk to women."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Let’s… be… rational… here. What are the pros? What are the cons?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "The cons are that everyone will lose their job. Michael. Everyone. Office, Warehouse. What do you think… the… pros… are… here?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Don’t talk to me that way please. Just… they’re going to want to hear this from you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "You got yourself into this Michael, so you get yourself out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "But we’re bonding down there!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "That’s too bad."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I mean I just don’t want to have to tell them something they’re not going to want to hear."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I don’t want to…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok. Come on Jan. After all we’ve been through…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael! Michael! Michael!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "We have a history…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "…between us."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Don’t say another word."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I won’t"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Get yourself down stairs."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m just saying we have something… Ok. Whatever."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "You know what… we could get this done a lot quicker if we formed a type of assembly line."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "This here is a run-out-the-clock situation. Just like upstairs."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Sports metaphors are one of the ways women feel left out of the language of the office. Now, I know this might sound silly but a … many women ask to go over it. So… Fumble means…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Mistake."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Slip."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Right. Par for the course is a golf term. It means right on track. Below par means worse. Wait… that should mean better, that doesn’t make sense."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "What about second base? Like if Michael said that he got to second base with you? Does that mean you like closed a deal?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Excuse me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "I mean that’s a baseball term, right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I don’t know what Michael was talking about. I don’t know."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "[in the background] …and you went to Chili’s and he got to second base with you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[in the background] Kelly, I don’t know what Michael’s talking about."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "[in the background] He told everybody so I just want to know is that a baseball term…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "How’s it going down there?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "It’s a complete… well, actually it’s exactly what you’d expect, so… How are the girls?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Good. We watched a video about our changing bodies."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Did you really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No. [laughs]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Almost."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Um… but hey? Something kind of cool. There’s this internship in graphic design that Jan was telling us about. She made it sound, like, really great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Nice. Well, what’s it all about?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Um…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I think you should do it. That’s great!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s really cool."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Cold front coming into the Warehouse. Uh oh! Better put on your ski boots! Woohoohoowoo. Waaaah! Happy New Year, Darryl! Hey,Darryl. You ever done this?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Are you married?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I’m divorced."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "That must have been hard."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "It was. Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "You were probably feeling really depressed and sad and that’s why you did that thing with Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I think you should all spend a little more time thinking about your careers and less time on personal stuff."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Mmmm, I think we’re all okay with the balance we’ve struck."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "At least you don’t have kids. You have no kids, right? Thank God."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Okay. Let’s take five. I think we can all use five."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "How can someone so beautiful be so sad?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hi."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Did you take care of the situation?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yuh, yuh, yes! I… I have essentially…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Excuse me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I have essentially. Yes. I’ve taken some…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Excuse me. I’ve been told there’s been some interest in forming a Union and that Michael supported it. Obviously he’s not a friend of yours because he didn’t tell you the facts. So let me. If there is even a whiff of unionizing in this branch, I can guarantee you the branch will be shut down like that [snaps her fingers]. They unionized in Pittsfield and we all know what happened in Pittsfield. It will cost each of you a fortune in legal fees and union dues and that will be nothing compared to the cost of losing your jobs. So I would think long and hard before sacrificing your savings and your futures just to send a message. If you have any further questions you can direct them to… to Michael."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Dreams are just that. They’re dreams. They help get you through the day. Like the thing about the terrace. It’s nice but… um… I don’t know. It was just something I read in this book when I was twelve. The girl in the book has a terrace outside of her bedroom and she planted flowers on it and I just loved that. Just always kind of stuck with me."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So you’re not doing it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "How did you know?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Why not?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Just like no big reason. Just a bunch of little reasons."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Come on."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Roy’s right. There’s no guarantee it’s going to lead to anything anyway."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Roy said that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What? You have something you want to say?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You got to take a chance on something sometime, Pam. I mean, do you want to be a receptionist here, always?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, excuse me! I’m fine with my choices!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You are?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s impractical. I’m not going to try to get a house like that. Um… they don’t even make houses like that in Scranton. So, I’m never going to… ."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m just going to put this over there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "This is not a good idea right here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You did uh… okay."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Pizza. Great equalizer. Rich people love pizza.  Poor people love pizza.  White people love pizza.  Black people love pizza.  Do black people like pizza?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey. Um… look guys, I’m sorry. Sometimes Jan can be such a bitch."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "All the Men",
                                "text": "Generalized mumbling agreement. Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, watch it, watch it. We have a relationship."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thank you to our hosts."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Hey Michael. This ain’t over."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ahhh! Excellent."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Is it good to be back. Yeah. I mean I love the guy stuff but to run an office you need men and women. You know why? Because you need to have that crazy sexual tension to keep things interesting."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam. Uh… hold, please."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh! I don’t know, Pam. I paid $400 for this phone because I liked the ring."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You did?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And now, I realize that you can program or download any ring you want. So, I’m a little overwhelmed."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "There’s a lot of choices. You got to help me here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Which one of these is coolest? What do you think? [classical piano playing] [violin playing]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "How about that one?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no. [blues piano playing]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, that one was good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dude, are you kidding me? No. That one says, “I am so lame.” Know which one I want? There’s one that sounds like a jackhammer. Just really grabs your attention. It’s like… [imitating jackhammer] You know what I’m talking about?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Do you mean vibrate?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Bushmaster’s hard to beat for long distance. It’s a great point."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah. I got a spudgun in my car."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah. Shoot a chuck of potato at your face, 80 PSI, bon appetit!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What are you guys talking about?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight and Roy",
                                "text": "[at the same time] Guns."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Cool."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "How’s that union stuff coming?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Working on it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yup."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Guys! Check it out! Spudgun! Woohoo! Bon appetit! [Darryl’s office window shatters] Sorry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "That’s my office."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "There was this film that I saw when I was little. It was about a kid who goes on the most incredible adventure. And even though it was really great, and she had a great time, she ends up back home in Kansas and says, “There’s no place like home.” And that’s how I feel right now. There is no place like home. What the hell was that movie called? [sighs] It’s gonna drive me crazy."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "Valentine’s Day",
                "description": "When Michael visits Dunder Mifflin corporate headquarters in New York on Valentine's Day, he and Jan are both in for a surprise. Meanwhile, back in Scranton, the office staff celebrates Valentine's Day grade school style.",
                "episode_id": 16,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 53,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 30,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 29,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 25,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jan",
                        "appearances": 16,
                        "id": "jan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
                        "appearances": 13,
                        "id": "kelly"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Craig",
                        "appearances": 12,
                        "id": "craig"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "David",
                        "appearances": 12,
                        "id": "david"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Josh",
                        "appearances": 11,
                        "id": "josh"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Delivery man",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "delivery-man"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Oscar",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "oscar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Roy",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "roy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Meredith",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "meredith"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Creed",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "creed"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Vance Refrigeration Worker #1",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "vance-refrigeration-worker-#1"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Receptionist",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "receptionist"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dan",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "dan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Devon",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "devon"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I really like Valentine’s Day in this office. It’s kinda like grade school. Everybody gives out little presents and stuff. Like last year, Jim gave me this card, with Dwight’s head on it, it was horrifying and funny and…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[Delivery man enters with a bouquet of red roses. Pam stands up to look at card.] Phyllis."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Delivery man",
                                "text": "Would you sign here? [Phyllis gets up from desk and walks over.]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Roy and I are saving for the wedding, so I made him promise not to get me anything too big."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "“Happy Valentine’s Day darling. Love Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Isn’t he sweet?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Yeah. Wow."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Alright Dwight, as you know I am heading to New York today. [Dwight holds up passport.] Doing a presentation on the branch to the new CFO."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "And you want me to come with you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Nope. The opposite of that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I will stay here and run things on this end."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok, good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Question. Will you be seeing Jan when you’re in New York?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I probably will, why do you ask?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Well… It’s Valentine’s Day, and you guys, you know…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Screwed."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What is your problem?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "This is a business trip. I would have to be a raving lunatic to try to talk to Jan about what happened between us. Her words, not mine. She sent me an email this morning. But, it is Valentine’s Day. It’s New York. City of Love."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, Pam. You heart N.Y., right? You want me to pick you up anything?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "That’s OK."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Alright."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "The best present would be, you do a good job in front of the new CFO."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dude, I’m gonna nail it. Me in New York? Oh, I own that city. Fuggedaboudit! See ya!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well here we go. On our way to New York. New York, New York. City so nice they named it twice. Manhattan is the other name."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So I broke up with Katy and haven’t been dating anybody else, so this year I don’t have to worry about Valentine’s Day. It’s gonna be good. I invited a couple of friends over. We’re gonna play some cards and I’ll end up winning a lotta money. Because, they’re idiots. It’s gonna be great."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What’s this? What is this?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I dunno, it’s on your desk."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah, but who put it here? And for what purpose?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "It was there when I sat down."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[opens box and reads card] Happy Valentine’s Day. [pulls out bobble head] It’s me. I’m the bobble head. Yes! [Angela smirks in background] Ahh!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "The meeting isn’t ’til three, but I always like to come to New York little bit early and hit some of my favorite hunts, like right here, is my favorite New York pizza joint. And I’m gonna go get me a New York slice. [Michael walks toward Sbarro.]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey Kelly. What’s up?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Nothing. Oh except, oh my God Jim. Last night, Ryan and I totally, finally hooked up. It was awesome."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "OH, that’s great. I’m really happy for [starts to walk away]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "And it was so funny ’cause we were at this bar with his friends and I was sitting next to him the whole night and he wasn’t making a move, so in my head I was like “Ryan, what’s taking you so long?” And then he kissed me. And I didn’t know what to say."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "So I said, “Ryan, what took you so long?” And I just said that to him, can you believe that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Oh my God, Jim, is that embarrassing? I’m embarrassed."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, don’t be."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Oh, thank God, because I was nervous, Jim, you will not believe."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I bet."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "So nervous, but now — now I have a boyfriend."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Alright. [Kelly squeals]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "[anguished] I hooked up with her on February 13th."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Here it is, heart of New York City, Times Square. Named for the good times you have when you’re in it. Most people when they come to New York, they go straight to the Empire State Building, that’s pretty touristy. I come here. Great places to eat. [points] We have Bubba Gump Shrimp, Red Lobster down there. Ya know. This is, this is the heart of civilization, right here."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Woah. [Delivery man with flowers]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Guess what?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Really, Oh, they’re from Bob again."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "That’s great. [Meredith scowls]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Everybody takes the subway in New York. It’s fast, it’s efficient, gets you there on time. It’s a way to [turns and rushes back up stairs] Okay, there’s a guy pooping in a cardboard box down there."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "This is the world famous Rockefeller Center. Founded, of course by Theodore Rockefeller. This is a skating rink and I think the Rangers practice there sometimes and it’s, that’s Tina Fey [points]. That’s Tina Fey from Saturday Night Live. Hello? Hello, hi? [walks over] OH, I’m sorry, I thought you were [Conan O’Brien walks in front of Michael], OK, I thought that was. She, she looked a lot like Tina Fey. [to camera] Hello, hello, I thought that was Tina Fey, but it wasn’t. So… Are you serious? He was here? When, when I was talking to the fake Tina Fey? Come on! And are you, argh."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hello Angela. Did you hear, somebody rocked the house and got me the best present I’ve ever gotten."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Really? I wouldn’t know anything about that, but I’m glad you enjoyed it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh I did. I did."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I didn’t get anything for Valentine’s Day."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, I bet you will before the day is over."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Really? Well, I hope I do."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I would love to live in New York someday. It’s a big dream of mine. Work for corporate, with Jan. It’d be awesome. Go to Broadway shows, eat hot dogs. Scranton is great, but New York, is like Scranton on acid, no on speed, no on steroids. [Michael sees it’s the end of a street.] OK, umm, I think, that’s either the Hudson or the East, so we’re back,  should be back this way. There’s a lotta pressure on me right now. It’s like Michael Jordan, in the NBA finals. Or, like Stormin’ Norman Schwarzkopf, and this presentation is desert storm and as soon as it’s over, we will not have to deal with those Iraqis anymore. Let’s do it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[on phone] Nah that’s alright. Spend money on her, instead of giving it to us. That’s fine. No, I didn’t even have a seat for you anyway. Yeah, hahaha, alright man, have a good night. Bye."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Woah, woah [Delivery man with oversized bear]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Delivery man",
                                "text": "Phyllis Lapin."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "OH, Holy God!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Delivery man",
                                "text": "It’s from Bob."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Man, that thing’s bigger than I am."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Delivery man",
                                "text": "No, it’s not."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Oh zip it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "There they are. What’s up? Hey hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Craig",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Michael Scott. [sticks out hand for handshake]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Josh Porter, high five. [They high five] Bam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "You know Dan Gore from Buffalo."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, how ya doing? Nobody needs to introduce this guy. Craiggers. [bump fists]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Craig",
                                "text": "What’s up buddy?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You have been kicked out of every strip club in Albany, is that true?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Craig",
                                "text": "Guilty, yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So what’s going on? What I miss?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Not much, they’re uh, I guess running late upstairs, so we’re just waiting for the presentations."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Cool. Good, good, good. Give us some time to catch up, and… [awkward silence]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Pam. Hi, How ya doing? Good. Listen, uh may I speak with you… privately?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You can’t fire me, Dwight, just ’cause Michael’s not here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, Pam, Just. Just, [tilts head away, towards another room]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You need to get something for your girlfriend."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[same time as Pam] Girlfriend. Yes, and the reason I didn’t get anything for this particular person – who shall remain nameless – is that she’s not really the kind of person you’d think would be into Valentine’s Day. She’s kind of…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Tightly wound?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "(smirking) Exactly."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Ok, well, sometimes the gift is really about the gesture, you know, like what it means, instead of what it is."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You mean, like a ham?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, not like a ham. It’s about doing something, so that the person knows that you really care about her."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ok, I get it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "That you remember her."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ok, shut up. I know exactly what to do. [gets up and leaves]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "What about you, Craig, you lose anyone?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Craig",
                                "text": "Oh man, Jan, called me in September and said “You gotta fire four people,” and I was just like, “What?” Ya know?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Did you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Craig",
                                "text": "No, I just ignored her. She’s the worse."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "She is our boss."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Craig",
                                "text": "She ain’t my boss dude. I don’t work for that bitch."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ay, Kay. Come on, you know, that’s not. Cool it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Craig",
                                "text": "What? You like Jan? How can you like Jan?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Maybe because she’s my girlfriend. [starts retracting statement] Was, or not my girlfriend. She’s… we hooked up and…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "You hooked up with Jan?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know, months ago, just once, It’s, just stupid. Just forget it,"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Yeah, let’s change the subject."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, yeah."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "I don’t know what he’s thinking, but I would just be so psyched if we just dated forever."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Take it slow. ‘Cause it seems like a lot of the time things like that need… [Ryan walks in]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Soda."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "[to Ryan] Cool. Hey, so… do you want to… do something tonight? Or…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[under breath] Oh, no, not while I’m here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "I mean, I know it’s Valentine’s Day, or whatever, but there’s totally no pressure at all, of any kind. What so ever. So…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I can’t tonight. I have plans with my friends."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "OK, That’s cool. I completely understand."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Cool. Cool. OK."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Josh Porter, Stamford."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "David",
                                "text": "David [to Josh and shakes hands]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Nice to meet you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "And Michael Scott, Scranton."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "David",
                                "text": "Nice to meet you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ditto. [to Jan] How are you Jan?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Fine Michael. Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "David",
                                "text": "OK. So we are in the process of doing a complete review of the company’s financial strengths. All I’d like to do today is to…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Nervous, no I’m not nervous. Well, I guess I’d be lying if I didn’t say I was a little nervous. Umm, the new CFO is judging me on this too, and well, it is Michael, so. Yeah, I’m very nervous."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "So with the twelve new local accounts, we had a total of four percent organic growth, which was just above our pre-year targets."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "David",
                                "text": "Thanks very much."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "David",
                                "text": "OK, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What is a business? Is it a collection of numbers and sales reports? Sure. But as you know, David and Jan, it is much more. [plays video on screen. David and Jan have confused looks on their faces.]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Life moves a little slower in Scranton, Pennsylvania. And that’s the way we like it. Because at Dunder Mifflin Scranton, we’re not just in the paper business, we’re in the people business. Let’s meet some of the folks that make the Scranton branch so special.  This is Stanley Hudson, one of our talented salesman. An African-American father of two, Stanley’s dedication is no doubt one of the hallmark’s of the foundation of the business we’re hoping to build our bases on."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, I shot a bunch of footage around the office, edited it together on my Mac. I was thinking of entering it into some festivals. Probably won’t. You know, not what this is about."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And finally, Pam Beesly. Look at her. Look how cute. Not bad at all. As the receptionist, Pam is truly the gateway to our world. Well, I hope this gave you a little taste of what life is like here at Dunder Mifflin, Scranton. What it’s like to walk a mile in Oscar’s shoes. Or try on Phyllis’ pants.  Maybe even one of Angela’s famous brownies. And you’ll know, that you’re home."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Questions?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "David",
                                "text": "Wow. OK, OK, thank you Michael, that was great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "David",
                                "text": "But, for right now what, I would really like to know about is the branch’s performance, so do you have that information as well?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, absolutely David. Get that for you. I umm… [hands over report]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Delivery man",
                                "text": "[with flowers] Can you sign?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[delivering plant to Oscar’s desk] Oscar."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Nothing for me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[walks away] Join the club."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Whose it from? [to Oscar]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "My mom. [puts card in pocket]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "It’s frustrating, because we’d be so perfect together."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You know what? Here’s the deal, Kelly. It would be really nice if he was in to you, right? It’d be great, but he isn’t."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Yeah, it would be so great if he was."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, he’s not, though. So you just gotta suck it up. You just gotta move on. Try to have some fun. Come to my poker game tonight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Okay, cool. Is it okay if I invite Ryan? [Jim leaves]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dan",
                                "text": "And that about does it, thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "OK. [looks toward Craig] Craig,"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Craig",
                                "text": "Yeah. Here’s the deal. I did not understand this was supposed to be a full on… like report or whatnot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Um, I’m sorry, what did you think financial presentation meant?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Craig",
                                "text": "I was under the impression this was, more of like… a meet and greet type deal."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "David",
                                "text": "So, does that mean you don’t have the numbers on your branch?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Craig",
                                "text": "That is correct, yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Craig, you realize that we’re trying to decide whether if drastic steps need to be taken?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Craig",
                                "text": "Look, I’m sorry, I didn’t know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Well, the point is, is that doesn’t exactly bode well for your branch."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Craig",
                                "text": "Oh man, you know what? Michael made that stupid movie, he doesn’t get into any trouble? Maybe I should have slept with you, too. [David looks at Jan, who glares at Michael.]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, ok. Alright."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "NO, NO I’m not, I’m not, I just… I just don’t know what to do anymore, Michael. I mean, we’re all gonna get fired."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No you’re not."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Yeah, Michael – the CFO thinks that we slept together. Do you understand, people get fired for much less? And I just [scratches head] can’t believe that you told everybody and we didn’t even sleep together."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Technically, we fell asleep in the same bed. So…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Oh, God. Michael. It was months ago. It was once, It’s over. Do you understand?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes. I’m sorry. I will fix this. I’ll talk to him. I’ll talk to David."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Surely, you cannot be serious?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley. Airplane."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it. And then you have to tame it. Keep it happy. Care for it. Feed it. Lovingly, the way an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Hey babe."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "You almost ready to go?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I guess, yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "What’s wrong?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Nothing, it’s just I had to sit here all day, while Phyllis got like an entire garden delivered to her."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "What, you’re mad at me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I mean, I know that we said no big gifts, but I was kind of hoping you’d get me something for Valentine’s Day."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Well, Valentine’s Day isn’t over. Let’s get you home and you are gonna get the best sex of you life."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "David",
                                "text": "You understand this is a very serious situation."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No no no no no, yes I, OK, well, alright, here’s the deal. It’s my fault. This is, this is totally on me. Before you guys came in, I was talking to the guys. We were all chatting and I made a joke, a really dumb joke and Craig the idiot took it seriously. [Jan looks at Michael]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "David",
                                "text": "You made a joke?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I did, it was stupid. And Craig, you saw him, he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed. Although he is a tool. [David grins]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "David",
                                "text": "Well I don’t need to explain to you that even a joke about sexual relations with your boss…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know. It was borderline at best and… And Jan is a fantastic executive and has all the integrity in the world and um, I’m really sorry. It will never happen again."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Uh, that’s fine. Let’s just forget it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "David",
                                "text": "Good. [Michael leaves office]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Heading out?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah. Alright, Beesly, Hey, Happy Valentine’s Day."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Bye. [Jim leaves]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Goodnight Pam. [Leaves with oversized bear on back.]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Night Phyllis."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Oh, Michael. Thank you again for that, really. It was very nice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, no big deal. Really. Sorry again."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Oh, no, it’s OK. [Puts hand in way of elevator door to stop from closing.] So, uh, Happy valentine’s Day."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, Happy Valentine’s Day. [Jan turns and then kisses Michael. Michael looks and sees camera, Jan turns and sees camera, too. Elevator door closes.]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oy vey… schmear. [Points at Fiddler on the Roof playing at Minskoff Theatre and does a dance.]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Everybody, hello, can I have your attention, please? Since it’s Valentine’s Day, there’s something that I wanted to say. I love the women of this office. Pam, I love you."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Michael’s got a few tricks for Valentine’s Day. He found a place where you can get 12 plastic roses for $10 and he’s got a great line. “Me so thorny.”"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I love you, Angela. Yes, even you. I love you, Kelly. I love you, Meredith. This is all platonically, of course."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I love ladies, always have. And you know what I think is the most attractive part of a woman’s body? The brains. Because I don’t think a woman is beautiful unless she is smart. And also, the brains are where the ladies get their best nasty ideas for bedroom stuff."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You have any big Valentine’s Day plans, Kev?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Not really, my fiance is out of town."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Where is she?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I’m not sure. Arizona? Sometimes she doesn’t tell me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Cool."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s a lot of noodles. How much sodium do you think is in that cup? This place used to be full of hookers and porn shops and it’s not that way anymore. There’s an old building. That one hasn’t been torn down yet, but they will. They’ll get to it."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Happy Valentine’s Day, Meredith."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Okay, you take it easy, ace."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Here you go, Creed."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Hey, thanks, ace."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "I’m not good with names."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "This is where it’s all happening. We got TGI Fridays. I’m in the picture! Sometimes I just jump into people’s pictures. Lot of people have their picture taken. It’s kind of a New Yorker thing. You jump in on a tourist’s picture and kind of ruin it. There’s an energy to New York that you just feel. Um, everybody… Don’t get hit. Everybody is kind of together and everybody hates each other, but loves each other at the same time. Screw off! People just yell at each other in New York, and it’s great."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I’m gonna go call Bob."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Vance Refrigeration Worker #1",
                                "text": "So, what are you doing for Valentine’s Day?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I’m gonna spend it with my fiance."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Vance Refrigeration Worker #1",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What are you guys doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Vance Refrigeration Worker #1",
                                "text": "Probably go grab dinner with my girlfriend. He’s gonna be pulling his pud watching Skinemax. [points to Vance Refrigeration Worker #2]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Nice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay, okay. That’s enough."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Come on, break this up."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Receptionist",
                                "text": "Yes, sure. Mr. Scott, you can head to the conference room. The other managers are already there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Great. Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Receptionist",
                                "text": "All right."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, here’s the thing about Jan. She talks such a big game about, “Oh there’s nothing between us and stop talking about it.” And “Border-line harassment when you call me at home.” But let me ask you this, is it just a coincidence that this meeting is taking place on Valentine’s Day? Answer, maybe, but maybe not. We shall see."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "How do you spell “animalian”?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Animalian?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Why?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "None of your business. I’m writing something."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You’re writing something?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Forget it. I’ll look it up myself."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, you know what? You do it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, I’m not gonna do that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Uh, yes, I’m in charge. You have to. Look it up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "But I know how to spell it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "So tell me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Only if you tell me what you’re writing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Forget it. I’ll do it. But you’re getting written up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So now you’re writing two things?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Dwight lives on a beet farm and he practices karate at the forth grade level. And he apparently has a girlfriend, so… I guess there really is someone for everybody."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[phone ringing] Hi, this is Kevin. Stacy? Happy Valentine’s Day. Yeah. Oh, awesome. Okay. Yeah, I’ll be leaving here soon. Cool. I love you, too. Okay, ‘bye. Stacy’s back."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "That’s great, man."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Devon",
                                "text": "Hey Scott. Hey. Hey! Hey! Come here! Come here! I want to talk to you. Come here!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know what? It was nice to see Devon again. To sort of get closure on that whole thing."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 10
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "Dwight’s Speech",
                "description": "Michael coaches pompous Dwight on the finer art of public speaking after being named as Salesman of the Year.",
                "episode_id": 17,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 75,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 64,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 36,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 24,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 14,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Crowd",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "crowd"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 6,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "kelly"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Creed",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "creed"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "toby"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Oscar",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "oscar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Speaker",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "speaker"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Overhead",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "overhead"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Meredith",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "meredith"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Let’s think this through. If we ask Corporate for that then…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "They are either going to say yes… or no."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Could go either way. We don’t know what they are going to say."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Think it through."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Have to think it through. Because if they say no…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Can we not?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No! Yes, we have to! You know why? Because I don’t like to be cooped up in that office! In that box! All day long. [Michael starts playing with a football in the office] Heisman! Because I need to think. Okay, Jim? Oh, Kevin, oh! [laughs] Nice catch. Mmmm, mmm, mmm,mmm. Os-car! Intercepted."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Still want that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Give it to me. Phyllis, give me the ball. Ok, give me the ball. Give me, you guys… Creed give me the ball! Right now give it to me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Ryan!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Fumble! Yaaah!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hut! Hut! Hut! Hike!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You all right Ryan?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ryan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Pam!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ooh. They’re having a sale on TiVo. Maybe I should get a TiVo. Oh. DVD Burner! Maybe I should get one of those. You are so lucky, Jim. You are so lucky you don’t have this problem. What was the 9th place prize again? A loaf of bread?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Cugino’s pizza."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, great. Tasty, terrific pizza. Hmm. Question: Do their pizzas play DVDs?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Dwight was the top salesman of the year at our company. He wins a little prize money and gets honored at some convention. It is literally the highest possible honor that a Northeastern Pennsylvania-Based Mid-size Paper Company Regional Salesman can attain, so…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What did I do to deserve this?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Are you sad that Dwight beat you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Are you going to cry, Jim? Do you need a tissue?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Hey, I heard you got a wedding dress. Do you have pictures?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh! I… uh… yeah. Um… I’ll uh show them to you later."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, I should get back. Talk to you guys later."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Ok, cool."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I have a ton of stuff to do for the wedding. And I have to do it in the office. And that can be kind of awkward. Um… just because people can get all weird about wedding stuff. Then… I just… I don’t want to offend… Angela… or someone."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s what she said!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ha! I don’t get it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Grapes. Seductive. So you ready for the big speech this afternoon?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Well, it’s not really a big speech. You still coming right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh! Abso-fruit-ly. Fruit. Grapes. Nailed the joke. Matter of time. Um… And yes, it is a big speech. Biggest of your life."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Speaker at the Sales Convention. Been there, done that. Went there again, did it again. Two years in a row. Consecutive. I just… I miss the feeling of knowing that you did a good job because someone gives you proof of it. Sir, you’re awesome! Here’s a plaque. What, a whole year has gone by and you need more proof? Here’s a certificate. They stopped making plaques that year."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What if I give a really long, extended Thank You. For instance, “Thank you, Mr. Blank. Thank you very, very, very…”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That would look terrible. These are mostly salesmen and salesmen expect to be entertained and you are the main act."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "When I was in the sixth grade, I was a finalist in our school Spelling Bee. It was me against Raj Patel. And I misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word ‘failure’."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I can’t do this."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s because you’re incapable of doing it because you don’t know how. Because you have no skills. Dwight, there’s no way I can possibly teach you what you need to know about public speaking by speech time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "But I can teach you enough so that you don’t embarrass me or the company."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay, deal! I’ll do whatever you say. No questions asked."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, if you have a question, you should ask me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’ll try and think of one. When…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Don’t. Don’t try and think of a question to humor me. Just… try not to be such an idiot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Is that an insult or is that part of the public speaking advice?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Insult."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Mom, I’m sorry. I know you and Dad are chipping in for the wedding but I do not want orange invitations. Yes! Well, if you really want my…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hi, yeah, can I talk to one of your travel agents?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’m going to take a trip. I’m going to get out of town for a while… and go someplace… not here."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Where do I want to go? Um… that is an excellent question. And one I should have probably thought about before I called you. Um…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "I get here early every morning so I can set the thermostat. I like it a little cooler, around 66 degrees. I’m more productive. Maybe some people don’t like it as cold as I do, but I don’t care."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[stand up comic voice] But seriously, what’s the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Saleswoman has a vagina."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s a joke, Dwight. It’s not a Sex Ed class."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "But I’m right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, you’re right about the difference between a man and a woman, but not about the punch line to the joke, right? [stand up comic voice] The difference between a salesman and a saleswoman… is boobs!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hey. Do you remember the speeches that you gave?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I do. Both of them."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Could I have a copy of one of them?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no! They would remember them. Look, it doesn’t matter what you say. It just matters that you’re saying something that people care about. Yeah? All right? Here we go. Watch this."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Attention everybody! Attention please! I have some very great news from Corporate. We had a wonderful quarter and as a result all of you are getting bonuses for 1000 dollars!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[generalized clapping and cheering] Congratulations."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Unbelievable."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You see that? You see how they responded to me? In that moment, I had them."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That is so great about the bonus!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no! It’s not true. I was just talking so just go out there and say anything. They’ll eat it up. They’re a great audience."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Go ahead. Get the wallpaper. Wallpaper the ceiling if you want. Call Terri and tell her she…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "It’s unbelievable!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Excuse me! May I have your attention please? There has been an accident on 84 West. Cars have skidded off the road into the safety railing. Several cars have flipped. There is broken glass everywhere. Several people are injured."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Do we know anyone who was in the accident?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Brad Pitt. Also there will be no bonuses."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Why would this affect our bonuses?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "They are unrelated."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Is Brad okay?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "He will never act again. Also, this branch is closing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "What the hell is going on here?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Are we out of jobs?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "This is karma because of what he did to Jennifer Aniston."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "He’s kidding. Dwight was kidding and I don’t know why because it wasn’t funny… and it was just horrible."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "You said we were getting bonuses."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right. Everybody in the conference room now. Let’s go. Let’s do it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Cancel wallpaper."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "As your leader and your friend, I sort of demand that you can all speak in public as I can… and did… twice. [speaking to camera] You saw the plaque, right? [to office] All right. We’re all going to go around the room and we’re going to make toasts. And that way, we will overcome our fear of public speaking."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You mean Toastmasters?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Pam! I’m public speaking. Stop public interrupting me. Actually, this would be good practice for your wedding toast."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah, the bride doesn’t really do… Have you ever been to a wedding?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Can I go?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes. Good. Jim taking the initiative."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So. Uh… I am going on a trip. But not really sure where I’m going yet. It’s kind of open-ended. So I was hoping maybe you guys would have some suggestions?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "You should go to Hedonism."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What is that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "It’s like Club Med, but everything is naked."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I was thinking more like Europe. Or something like that. But, good second choice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Been to Amsterdam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh ho hokay. You know what? That’s not a toast. You’re not standing up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "[mimes lifting a glass] To Amsterdam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "When did you go there?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Umm… After my divorce. Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Really for like how long?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Uh, about a week. Er… .um… .maybe a month. I uh can’t…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Jimmy, listen to me. You do not want to go to Amsterdam. Trust me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Where do I want to go?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "I’d send you to Hong Kong."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Like to say ‘Hi’ to my friends in China. [speaks in Chinese]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, Dwight. Show us what you have learned today."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Good morning, Vietnam! [general groaning] Okay. You know what? This isn’t working. Because um I’m not nervous in front of them. They’re my subordinates."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No. We’re not."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Uh, yes you are. I’m Assistant Regional Manager."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Which means absolutely nothing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael, can you explain?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, it’s mostly made up. So…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dwight is not going to do a job. It’s sad. And they’re expecting excellence because I did do such a good job. Two years in a row. I killed. It was amazing."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Confidence, Dwight."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Dwight. If you could travel anywhere in the world where would you go?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I can travel anywhere except Cuba. And I will travel to New Zealand. And walk the ‘Lord of the Rings’ trail to Mordor. And then I will hike Mount Doom. So… no… just leave me alone."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay. Just trying to get some advice on my trip."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh please! You’re not taking any trip."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You know I majored in Public Speaking in College."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You did?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Mmmhmm. And the first thing they teach you is that you’ve got to be true to your self. And you are all about authority."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes. I am."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "The great speakers throughout history were not joke tellers. They were people of passion. So if you want to do well today, you got to do what they did."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Which is?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You’ve got to wave your arms and you’ve got to pound your fists. Many times. It’s supposed to emphasize your point."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ok, I didn’t actually major in Public Speaking. But, I did download speeches from some of history’s famous dictators. Like this one [holds up paper]. Originally given by Benito Mussolini."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ok, look. I know you are giving this speech on your own but I wrote up a few talking points for you to take a look at. I hope you don’t mind."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’ll glance at it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s time, Dwight. The grim reaper is here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "The very best of luck to you, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Thank you, Angela."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Why’d you pick the V.A. for the reception?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Roy has a connection. It’s nicer than you think."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "You’re inviting Jim?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Of course. He’s one of my closest friends."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right. You ready? Here we go! Wow. It’s a little bit bigger than I remember. Come on. We’re down here. Right."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Overhead",
                                "text": "[song] You all ready for this?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "[coughs] [sniffles] I am just feeling under the weather. And… I think that I will go home and rest."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I’ve never, ever seen you take a sick day."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Well, I’ve seen you take enough for the both of us."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Speaker",
                                "text": "Next, I’d like to introduce the Dunder Mifflin Salesman of the Year, Dwight Schrute!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Crowd",
                                "text": "[polite clapping]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dwight, they called your name."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Speaker",
                                "text": "Dwight, how we doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, I can’t… I ca…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right. You know what? Okay. No. No problem. You are lucky you have me here. I’m going to cover for you. [shouts] All right!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Crowd",
                                "text": "[claps]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Gooood morning, Vietnaaaam! I am not Dwight Schrute. Not at all. I am Michael Scott, his mentor and boss. And until Dwight comes up, if he ever does, I wanted to say a few words about excellence. What makes a work environment excellent? Well, there are many things, I believe, that do such a thing of that nature. And one would be humor. What is the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I always set it at 69. [snickers]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Maybe we’ll use a DJ. That’s the one thing Roy’s in charge of for this wedding but all he’s managed to do is set a date."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "But he did a great job. June 10th is perfect. I want a June wedding.  I’ve always wanted one. Ryan, do you know when you would want to get married?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Actually, I don’t see myself ever getting married."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Ryan, you should be more sensitive. It’s obvious she likes you and comments like that, they just…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I know what I said."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m very sorry. I did not know you were wearing a hearing aid and I just thought you were speaking abnormally. …And now the black guy from the ‘Police Academy’ movies. A robot. [makes robot sounds] Michael Winslow, anyone?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Car starting. [makes car sounds]  All right, Dwight Schrute everyone."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Crowd",
                                "text": "[clapping]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good luck. That is a tough crowd."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[bangs fists] Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day. [waves arm] how long we have been striving for greatness? [bangs fist] Not only the years we’ve been at war, the war of work, but from the moment as a child when we realized that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime’s struggle [waves arms]. A never-ending fight. I say to you [hits podium] and you’ll understand that it is a privilege to fight!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Crowd",
                                "text": "[clapping]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "WE ARE WARRIORS!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Crowd",
                                "text": "[clapping and cheering]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Salesman of Northeastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Crowd",
                                "text": "[clapping and cheering]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[laughs maniacally] Yeah. Yes!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "I’ve got a time share in Key West that might be available."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Maybe. Thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "You really think you’re going to go?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah. I’m definitely going."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Nice. Send me a postcard."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Jim has worked at the same place for five years. Jim eats the same ham and cheese sandwich everyday for lunch. I don’t know. If I were a betting man, I’d say he will have a fun weekend in Philadelphia."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself. [bangs fists]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Crowd",
                                "text": "[claps]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. They’ll conjure up images of used car dealers and door to door charlatans. This is our duty – to change their perception. I say salesmen… and women of the world unite! We must never acquiesce for it is together, TOGETHER, THAT WE PREVAIL!  We must never cede control of the motherland! For it is…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Crowd",
                                "text": "[shouts] Together that we prevail! [cheering and clapping]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Australia? I have always wanted to go there?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’m going. I’m a little nervous to run into Dwight on his connecting flight to Mordor. But, other than that… um, yeah, I bought the ticket, non-refundable."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "That’s awesome. Where are you staying?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I don’t know. I feel like I have plenty of time to figure out the details but…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "When are you leaving?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’m… leaving on June 8th."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah. And I’m really sorry about that, I just…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh yeah. That’s too bad."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah. Do you want me to take these on my way out?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s ok. I got it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Alright."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ok, thanks. [to Michael] There you are. What happened?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I got thirsty. How’d it go?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It was amazing. I wish you would have been there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You would not believe what happened here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What? Something happened?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh! This woman came in, sat down, ordered a drink. The bartender asked for her ID which I thought was odd because I pegged her at like 35."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Weird."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, it was weird. So, she was like ‘I don’t have my ID, please give me one.’ And he was like ‘I can’t do that. I can’t serve you.’"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Con artist."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "She might have been. So she says ‘Fine. I will go to my room. I will get my purse. I will come back. I’ll show you my ID.’ She hasn’t come back yet. She’s probably in her room drinking from the mini-bar! Right?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dwight gave a great speech. That’s the word on the street anyway. And I entertained Dwight to no end with my bar stories. So, I captivated the guy who captivated a thousand guys. Can you believe that? A thousand guys?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "My future is so bright, Jim. Jim, do you know how bright my future is? It’s so bright that… What? Do you know? Is there something I got to wear? Huh?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Goggles?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[imitating ’80s rock]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "And what a lot of people don’t understand about sales is that it has so much to do with organization. I have a system in place for keeping track of who I speak to, when I speak to them and what we have discussed. Etcetera."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s it? You’re going to end with “etcetera”? Okay, what’s this big organizational system that…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Well, do you think I should describe our filing system?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That would be suicide. Never, never talk specifics. Not in a speech. But the fact that you have no idea what to say is, believe it or not, the least of our worries."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It is?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s your delivery…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What is?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Our biggest worry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I don’t follow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "My God, Dwight. The best way to learn is by watching. That’s why porn is a multi-trillion-dollar industry. Listen. Okay. Sit down, let me wow you. [clears throat] [shouting]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, God!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "See, I have your attention now, don’t I? You’re scared, but now you’re ready to learn."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Well, that didn’t go well."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, it did not. And that is because at no time did you employ the use of humor. We’ll find you a joke that not even you can ruin."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right, listen up, please. Dwight has a joke."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[whispering to Angela] Stop it. [to the office] Two sailors walk into a bar…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Please don’t tell a sailor joke."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, why not?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Her nephew’s in Iraq."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Iraq is sand. Sailors are on water."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yes, but they are both in danger."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, well, you know what? We need to… All right, everybody in the conference room now. Let’s go."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Who’s gonna start. How about Phyllis? You kick us off and then we’ll move around. Go ahead."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "What are we supposed to talk about?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Anything your heart desires."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I would like to toast to the good fortune I’ve been having lately…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[shouting] Louder!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I, uh, I met a man and I’m totally in love, and that’s a chapter of my life that I thought had closed. Uh, I was terribly depressed for the longest time and I have to admit I had some very dark thoughts…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good. Good, good, good. That’s good. Now see, that’s not so hard, right? All right. Who’s next? Who are we going to… Ryan. Ryan’s next."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Why am I next? I thought we’d go in order?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Don’t be shy, shy boy. Don’t be shy. Get up there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Well… A lot of you know that I’m in business school. And while I’m learning a lot here, a lot, hopefully soon I’ll land a challenging full-time or part-time position somewhere else."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "All right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Way to go, Ryan!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Stop! Stop! Stop! That’s, you know what? The toast is really not supposed to be about anything. It’s certainly not supposed to be about going anywhere or doing anything else, so…"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ryan is a temp, and that means that he could go at any time. Am I worried about that? Try scared to death."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I got the stamps."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "The ones that say “love” on them?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "The ones that say “39 cents.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh. Doesn’t matter."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I didn’t think it did."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "As soon as they leave, well get Kelly and start."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Kelly’s helping?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Is that okay?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah, sure."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ghosts. Lots of ghosts in this old Radisson. There it is, Rosebud Room. Memories. Wow, this turnout is pathetic. I packed the house, you know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, no, I don’t think this is it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Numismatic. Numismatic Collectors. Nope, wrong room."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. They got sports medicine seminar, nope. Science fiction convention, nope."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, yeah, I read about that. The entire cast of Battlestar Galactica is gonna be here, including Starbuck. I’m so in love with her."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You’re weird."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, no, no. It’s totally normal, ’cause she’s not a Cylon or anything. She’s just a great human fighter pilot. If I see her, my heart will explode."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Are you a 12-year-old girl? I don’t know. There we go."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ah, look at me. I’m huge in Wilkes-Barre. Performing nightly, Michael Scott. Not comedy fans here, which is fine because not having a sense of humor is just as fine as having one. Questions? Comment? Can’t see you, but I know that you’re not breathing. I know you’re breathing. Is this on? Hello? “Well, isn’t that… Well, isn’t that special?” “Jell-O pudding.” Bill Cosby. I think Bill Cosby said it best when he talked about his brother and all of the fun he… All the great things they did together as kids. And there was the one time when he put the snowball in the freezer, and it… And he waited for five months and then he took the snowball out and he threw it… He would have thrown it at the kid but then his mother had thrown out the snowball so he couldn’t throw it. So… Bill Cosby is smoking! And now some race car. [imitating race car engine] That brings me to my… Brings me to a point that you should always have a list of your clients. It’s important to because a client list is next to godliness… List. [baby crying] Could you shut him up, please? I mean, who brings a baby to a sales conference? Really rude."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "Take Your Daughter to Work Day",
                "description": "A routine office day is changed when children come to Dunder Mifflin for \"Take Your Daughter to Work Day.\" Michael is surprised when he strikes up a friendship with the five-year old daughter of his sworn enemy, Toby. Pam is desperate to befriend her colleagues' offspring and a misunderstanding puts Ryan under Stanley's thumb.",
                "episode_id": 18,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 81,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
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                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
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                        "name": "Jake",
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                        "id": "jake"
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                        "id": "pam"
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                        "name": "Jim",
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                    },
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                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
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                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 9,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
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                        "id": "kelly"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Sasha",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "sasha"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 7,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Edward R. Meow",
                        "appearances": 7,
                        "id": "edward-r.-meow"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Creed",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "creed"
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                    {
                        "name": "Darryl",
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                        "id": "darryl"
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                    {
                        "name": "Oscar",
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                        "id": "oscar"
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                    {
                        "name": "Roy",
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                        "id": "roy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Meredith",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "meredith"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kids",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "kids"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Miss Trudy",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "miss-trudy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Chet",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "chet"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Young Michael",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "young-michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Michael and Dwight",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "michael-and-dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim and Dwight",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "jim-and-dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "The Kids",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "the-kids"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I’m looking forward to ‘Take Your Daughter to Work’ day. I am not great with kids, but I wanna get better. Because I’m getting married. So, I put out a bunch of extra candy out on my desk so the kids will come talk to me. …Like the witch in Hanzel and Gretel."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Bribery. Nice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, I have more. [Holds up bags of candy]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Pam. Ms. Beasley if yer nastay! Janet Jackson. Hey! You having a wardrobe malfunction there? Or w—"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, Michael. You can’t be nasty today. [whispering] ‘Cause of the… [points to ‘Welcome Daughters!’ sign]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "… Oh, God is that today?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I reminded you last night."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Listen, I like kids. But this is not a kid’s environment. This is like HBO, no limits. Who knows what I’m going to say? Crazy stuff. And it is R rated, it is not rated G. I am like Eddie Murphy in “Raw,” and they are trying to make me into Eddie Murphy in “Daddy Daycare.” both great movies, but, still."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, I’ll be in my office."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Don’t you think you should say something?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "They’re cool."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Michael, I think that as the boss you should really—"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine. Hi, children. I’m Michael Scott, and… I… am in charge of this place… ahh, what’ll make you… understand… I am… like Superman, and the people who work here are like citizens of Gotham City."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim and Dwight",
                                "text": "[in unison] That’s Batman."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, I’m Aquaman. Where does he live, guys?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "The ocean."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[under his breath] I work with a bunch of nerds."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[looks at Sasha] Mmm… hello tiny one."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "[to Sasha] Come on."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You are the future!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "This… is my file cabinet. Uhm… oh. This… is the partition… between my desk… and Angela’s."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Abby’s my fiancee Stacy’s daughter, I think she’ll have a good time. I just hope she doesn’t look on my computer. …Actually, I’d better go check."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Michael, you remember my daughter, Melissa."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, yes, hello, how are you? Good to see you. Wow, you’ve really grown up. You know what? Don’t mind me saying so, she is turning into a stone cold fox. Better keep the… frat boys away from her."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Melissa",
                                "text": "I’m in eighth grade."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "She’s in middle school."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, middle school’s amazing. It is extraordinary. An extraordinary time."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s not that children make me uncomfortable, it’s just that, why be a dad when you can be a fun uncle? I’ve never heard of anyone rebelling against their fun uncle."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[while Jake is throwing things at Michael] They want how many spiral pads?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Um, fif–well, fifty… I… over ordered because they had a back order."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "I got permission to bring Jake into work, which is great because he got suspended this week and now I don’t have to pay for a sitter."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Can you put that down there?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Yep. [spreads tablecloth]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "[to Sasha] Okay, tell them what you wanted to say."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sasha",
                                "text": "Do you need any help?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "No. Thanks. We’d… have to explain everything, it’s probably just easier if we do it ourselves."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Alright, I wasn’t expecting that. Let’s uh… let’s go draw."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Oh my God, she is so cute, I want to die. Don’t you just love kids, Angela?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I guess I wouldn’t mind a pair of small, well-behaved boys."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "God I cannot wait to get pregnant and have babies!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Kelly and I both agreed that we would just have fun, and, I’m learning that fun for Kelly is… getting married and having babies. Immediately. With me."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[on phone] Just compare last year’s order to this year’s. Uh-huh. Yeah, I’m looking at it right now. [Sasha walks in the door] … Yes. We–yeah, they’re very–they’re different. [Sasha walks out] Yeah, we can stick with last year’s, you’re just going to have to supplement it, somehow."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey, Abby! Do you want to help me shred some old documents? It’s actually pretty cool."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Abby",
                                "text": "No thanks."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I only have one goal today. To make one kid like me. Just one."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What are you reading?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Abby",
                                "text": "From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Aww, best book?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Abby",
                                "text": "Yeah, but I’ve read it before."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Pfft. So have I. Hey, question. If you had to spend a night in the Met or the Aquarium, which would it be?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Abby",
                                "text": "Definitely the Aquarium."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Definitely. Yes. Glad you said that. …You don’t want to help me with some of my sales, do you? ‘Cause, I’m kind of swamped."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Abby",
                                "text": "Sure."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Abby",
                                "text": "Mmhmm!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yesss. And you’re Abby, right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Abby",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’m Jim. [Jim hi-fives Abby] Annnnd… let’s sell some paper."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Abby",
                                "text": "Alright."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Let’s start with… your mom."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[on phone] Yes. Well… we can… [Sasha walks in, begins playing with Michael’s toy train] uhm… hey, uh, you know what? Can I call you back? I’ll call you right back. Yes, I promise. …Hello, can I help you? … You can pick that up, if you want. That’s— that’s alright. [Sasha moves the train to Michael’s desk] Want to bring it over… here, make some room. My name’s Michael. What’s your name?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sasha",
                                "text": "Sasha."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Nice to meet you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sasha",
                                "text": "Ooh! [picks up train whistle]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, you know what that is! That is a train whistle, like I’m the conductor. [blows into whistle] But I’m sort of the conductor of the office here, right? [blows into whistle] You want to try?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sasha",
                                "text": "Sure. [Sasha blows into whistle continously]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All aboard for sales! Next stop, Cu…camonga! [Sasha and Michael laugh]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[shaking hands with Abby] Ow, ow, ow, ow, you broke my hand."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "There is no way that hurt."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Really? ‘Cause she’s pretty strong, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Little girl. Come over here. Shake my hand. Come on, I don’t have all day. [Abby shakes his hand] I don’t feel anything. Nothing. [to Jim] You’re so weak. [Jake walks over and messes with Dwight’s bobbleheads] Uh, excuse me, these are expensive collector’s items, okay?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jake",
                                "text": "Do you have any computer games?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, I don’t have computer games on my work computer. That would be innappropriate."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jake",
                                "text": "Yeah, Meredith doesn’t have any either. It’s so lame here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You call your mom Meredith? That’s very disrespectful."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jake",
                                "text": "Whatever, okay?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You can refer to me as Mister Schrute."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jake",
                                "text": "That’s your name? Mister Poop?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Schrute. Mister Schrute."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jake",
                                "text": "Sure, Mister Poop. [Jake walks away]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[quietly] … Schrute. [Jim and Abby snicker, Angela glares at Dwight]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sasha",
                                "text": "[to Phyllis] Are you Mother Goose?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Melissa",
                                "text": "I drink like, a hundred Ice Macchiatos a day, and practically nothing else."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Wow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Melissa",
                                "text": "There’s a really cool coffee place, Jitters, at the Steamtown Mall. Ever been there?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Melissa",
                                "text": "You’ve never been to Jitters? Ryan, you are so dorky. Gimme your number, so I can text you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Uhm…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Melissa",
                                "text": "Come on! [Kelly glares through the door] You have an email address?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "…that I thought you should know …"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Mmhmm. What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "I think something a little fishy is going on. [points to Ryan and Melissa]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "A little fishy?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Yeah. I mean, I’ve been noticing them all day, I was thinking that maybe … [Stanley gets up]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "That little girl is a child! I don’t want to see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon, do you understand?!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yes, I–"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Boy have you lost your mind? ‘Cause I’ll help you find it! Whatcha lookin’ for, ain’t nobody gonna help you out there! Jesus could come through that door and he’s not gonna help you if you don’t stop sniffing after my child!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Stanley yelled at me today. That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[plays the recorder] That was Greensleeves. A traditional English Ballad about the beheaded Anne Boleyn. And now, a very special treat… a book my Grandmutter used to read me when I was a kid.  This is a very special story, it’s called Struwwelpeter, by Heinrich Hoffman from 1864. [reading from book] The great tall tailor always comes to little girls that suck their thumbs— are you listening, Sasha? Right? And ‘ere they dream when he’s about, he takes his great sharp scissors out, and then cuts their thumbs clean off!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dwight! Dwight!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "There’s a photo…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What the hell are you reading to them?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "These are cautionary tales for kids, my Grandmata used to read these—"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, you know what? No, no no no no. They, no. The kids don’t want to hear some wierdo book that your Nazi war criminal grandmother gave you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sasha",
                                "text": "What’s a Nazi?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What’s a Nazi?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[standing up] Nazi was a fascist movement…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Don’t!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "…from the 1930’s…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Don’t! Don’t! Don’t talk about Nazis in front of— you know what? They’re going to have nightmares, so why don’t you just shut it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I was gonna teach the children how to make corn-husk dolls."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[sighing] Why don’t you just leave? Okay?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "…Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jake",
                                "text": "Bye, Mister Poop."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Alright. There goes Mister Poop. Now, who likes Dane Cook?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "The Kids",
                                "text": "[raising hands] I do, I do!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Children cannot lie. They are innocent, and they speak the truth, and out of the mouths of babes, Michael Scott is freaking cool. [cracks up]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "You know, I never misbehaved in front of my father because he was a very strict disciplinarian. I can only hope my mate has some of those same qualities [makes eye contact with Dwight]."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "This is where the magic happens! Right over here, let me show you this. See all these? [pets shelf of paper] You know what that is? That’s paper. This is where paper comes from. Any questions?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Melissa",
                                "text": "So… you cut the paper and dye it and stuff."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, we don’t actually cut the paper. That’s a good question. The paper is sent to us cut, and dyed, from a paper manufacturer, and then we sell it to a business for more than we paid for it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Abby",
                                "text": "That’s not fair. [the rest of the kids agree]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes it is, well, w-w–you need someone in the middle to facilitate…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jake",
                                "text": "You’re just a middleman."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m not just a middle… man…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Melissa",
                                "text": "Wait, why doesn’t the saw mill just sell paper directly to people?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You are describing Office Depot, and they’re kind of running us out of business."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "We have better service than they do!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "…There’s Creed! Let’s take a look at what he’s doing, everybody! This is Creed, and he is in charge of… something. Right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "That is correct."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Say hi to the kids."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Hi kids."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yaaaaay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Have you ever seen a foot with four toes? [begins untying shoe]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kids",
                                "text": "Ewwww!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What are you doing? N–stop it! Stop it! Just–no, no, no, no! No! Would you cut it out?! What is your problem?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Th-the hair covers it, mostly."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No no no, we’re not gonna see— we’re not gonna see the four toed… Creed, okay?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know, there’s something interesting about me you might want to know. I … used to be … the star of a kids show."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kids",
                                "text": "No way."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s true. I did."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Melissa",
                                "text": "You serious?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jake",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I am totally serious. There was a show called ‘Fundle Bundle’ and I was the star."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Abby",
                                "text": "That doesn’t sound like a show."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Melissa",
                                "text": "What?!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s true! I can prove it! I can prove it, watch this. [gets up and runs out] Ryan, can you come here a second? [clears throat] I would like you to go to my mother’s house in Dickson city, and if she is in the pool, the back kitchen window should be unlocked, I want you to boost yourself up, I want you to go down to the basement. In the basement is a tape labeled ‘Fundle Bundle’. I want you to grab it, I want you to get my guitar."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Right. Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I want you to get the tambourine. Do you know how to play the tambourine?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Um, I’m already getting the pizzas from Bernetti’s, so…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Melissa",
                                "text": "You know, I can go with him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oka–"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "No! I will… go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay! Thank you Ryan. Good attitude, hottest in the office."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[to Abby] Alright, nowwww… what kind… of pizza do you like?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t get why parents are always complaining about how tough it is to raise kids. You joke around with them, you give them pizza, you give them candy, you let them live their lives… They’re adults, for God’s sake."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I am going to give you a little blast from the past of Michael Gary Scott when he was a child star, and a show that you might remember called ‘Fundle Bundle.’ Okay? Without further ado, Ryan?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Miss Trudy",
                                "text": "[from TV] …Bundle, are you ready to come on in? [TV children cheer] Let’s have some fun!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That… is Miss Trudy. Can’t tell from the costume, but she had an amazing body. Okay, you can… fast forward. And… I want you… to…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Is that a real fun shooting windmill?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Stop! Stop! Stop! [Ryan resumes the tape] Yes! That is, uh, Edward R. Meow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "That’s pretty funny."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Edward R. Meow",
                                "text": "…Recess! Hey, what’s your name?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Chet",
                                "text": "My name’s Chet."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Edward R. Meow",
                                "text": "Well hi Chet."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Is that Chet Montgomery?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uhh, I don’t know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "That is!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Checkin’ in with Chet. Doppler’s up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Edward R. Meow",
                                "text": "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Chet",
                                "text": "I want to be on TV!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[employees chuckle] And he is on TV now!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Can everyone please shut up, please! So you don’t miss it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Edward R. Meow",
                                "text": "Okay, next? So, whats your name?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh! That’s me. Shh. Shh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Edward R. Meow",
                                "text": "Well what’s your favorite subject at school?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Young Michael",
                                "text": "Recess."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Edward R. Meow",
                                "text": "Ree-cesss. So tell me, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Young Michael",
                                "text": "I want to be married and have a hundred kids so I can have a hundred friends, and no one can say no to being my friend."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Edward R. Meow",
                                "text": "[jaw drops, awkward pause] Uh, ah… oh, okay! Well uh, nice talking with you, Michael. Uh, back to you Miss Trudy!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Miss Trudy",
                                "text": "Hi everyone, it’s one of my favorite times of the day."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Coulda sworn there was…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Melissa",
                                "text": "Did you get married?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "…uh, no."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Abby",
                                "text": "Why not?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, just never happened."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sasha",
                                "text": "So, do you have any kids?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh, nope."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jake",
                                "text": "Do you have a girlfriend?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I do okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Melissa",
                                "text": "Was Chet Montgomery cool back then?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jake",
                                "text": "Even I have a girlfriend."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay! Alright, okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sasha",
                                "text": "So you didn’t get to be what you wanted to be."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "…I guess not… you know, I have a load of work to do so I am going to grab a slice of this delish pizza… and I’m going to go do my work. Bye."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "He’s not coming out. He won’t pick up the phone."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Can’t believe his mom dressed him like that, that’s the real tragedy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "[wrestling with Jake] Pam! Pam! I love this guy! [laughs] Come on!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "So, Melissa… I met your mom a couple times. She’s so nice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Melissa",
                                "text": "Who?  Terry?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Mmhmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Melissa",
                                "text": "That woman is not my mother. That is my step-mother."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jake",
                                "text": "Mister Poop, I have to tell you something."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Uh, okay. But first, that’s not my name."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jake",
                                "text": "You’re ugly."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Well at least I’m not a horrible little latchkey kid who got suspended from school. So…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jake",
                                "text": "Meredith!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Toby knocks on door] Yeah?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "I think these belong to you. [puts toys down on desk]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, that’s okay, she can keep those."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Believe me, she has enough toys… she doesn’t need your watch."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Is everything okay?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You have to ask me that because you work for human resources."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Uh… it’s true…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, sure, playing the field is great, don’t get me wrong, but there’s more to life than notches just on my bedpost."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Mmhmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Tell me something honestly, do you… think… that it is too late for me to have kids?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Well, you need a wife first, or at least a girlfriend."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What about…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Not Jan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "…Jan. Kay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "If you really want to have kids, I— I guess you could somehow… foster parent, or something."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "…Or biologically."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Somehow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thanks, that’s, no, that… that really means a lot to me. Hey, does Sasha have a godfather, because I…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh… kay."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jake",
                                "text": "Is it okay if I take one?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Sure."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jake",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You’re welcome."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jake",
                                "text": "Is your job hard?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s not too bad. I get to shred things sometimes, do you want to see?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jake",
                                "text": "Yeah!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jake",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Okay. Um… here it is. Don’t put your fingers in there. [shreds paper] Cool huh?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jake",
                                "text": "That’s so cool, yeah!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah, I get to do this like, every week."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jake",
                                "text": "That’s so awesome!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I know."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, it is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username. And… I have a great one [types]. Little kid lover. That way, people will know exactly where my priorities are at."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Go ahead."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Abby",
                                "text": "Do you want to come over for dinner tonight?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ohh, man, I would love to! I can’t tonight, but can I come over some other time? [Abby nods]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "What’re you doing? You never have plans."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Thanks, Kev. Uhm… I’m actually going on a date."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Niiice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, uh, no, please? You can’t leave yet. There’s still one more thing we need to do."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[singing] You… who are on the road… must have a code… that you can live by… [Dwight joins in] and so… become yourself… because the past… is just a goodbye… and teach… your children well…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Why does he own a guitar if he doesn’t know how to play?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I think he thought his ukulele skills would transfer. [Jim leaves]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael and Dwight",
                                "text": "[singing] …did slowly go by… and feed… them on your dreams…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "My theory is that… [Jim signals he’s leaving, waves bye to Pam]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael and Dwight",
                                "text": "[singing] …The one they picked… the one you’ll know by… don’t you ever ask them why… if I told you would cry… you never look at them and sigh… and know they love you…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "And they do, your parents, love you very much."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "One more time. [singing] You…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "The Schrutes consider children very valuable. In the olden days, the women would bear many children, so we would have enough laborers to work the fields. And if it was an especially cold winter, and there weren’t enough grains or vegetables, they would eat the weakest of the brood. [Laughs] They didn’t eat the children."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Okay. I think five plain and one veggie should be fine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "How about pepperoni?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I like extra cheese."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Absolutely not."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I like extra cheese, too."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Fine. The first lesson we’ll teach children will be about obesity."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’m pretty excited about today. I baby-sit Toby’s daughter Sasha sometimes. So, she’s the coolest kid. She has seen me play with dolls, though, so I don’t know how cool she thinks I am."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Put that away and learn."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Melissa",
                                "text": "Learn what?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Learn why Daddy’s so cranky when he comes home from work."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I brought my daughter Melissa in. That girl is very spoiled. That child has no idea what I have to deal with so she can have her little cell phone and spend all my money at that Steamtown Mall."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Abby",
                                "text": "I’m gonna go read my book now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[whispering] Angela. Is it okay if I’m the head accountant today?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I’m the head accountant."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Yeah, but can I say that I’m it, just for today?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I can’t set that kind of precedent. She’s a bright girl. She’d see right through that."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "You must be pretty strong, huh?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jake",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "You think you can beat up Darryl?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jake",
                                "text": "Yeah. I don’t know, maybe."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "I think you might be able to."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "You think you could beat me up?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jake",
                                "text": "Yeah. Yeah, I do."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Then you gotta have muscles, man. You got some muscles? Let’s see."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jake",
                                "text": "I got some muscles. You wanna see the muscles? Bam! Look at that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, don’t touch him, please!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Man, you have got to be kidding me."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Didn’t do background checks of the warehouse guys. [exclaims] Well, I’m sure it’ll be fine."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jake",
                                "text": "Can I have a quarter? I promise I’ll pay you back."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Sure."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jake",
                                "text": "Can I have a dollar? Then I can buy chips and a drink."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. There you go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jake",
                                "text": "Will you marry my mom?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Melissa. Hey. I was working. I was in the middle of something."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Melissa",
                                "text": "Just give me two seconds, I’ll be done."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "I was in the middle of something."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Melissa",
                                "text": "Dude, seriously, just give me two seconds, I’ll be done."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Stanley."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Abby",
                                "text": "…get you, I’m gonna get you! Come back here for more! [squealing]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Kids, kids, kids, slow down."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Abby",
                                "text": "Oh, I’m gonna get you!"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What the… [pulls a pencil eraser out of his mug, after a drink]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Abby",
                                "text": "Did you draw that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah. Do you like to draw, Abby?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Abby",
                                "text": "Yeah, I wanna be an artist when I grow up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Me, too."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Abby",
                                "text": "You are grown up."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 10
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "So, how’s your day been?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Okay. It’s been a little more tiring than I thought."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Yeah, it doesn’t help that Stanley’s daughter’s such a slut."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hmm."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 11
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey, Abby. I wanted to give you this for all your hard work today. Look. Michael signed it and everything. Official."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Abby",
                                "text": "Thank you so much."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Absolutely."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, I hate to break it to you, Abby. The certificate’s a fake. Okay? It’s not real. Where’s the certification number, Halpert?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Actually, I have the certification number right here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, really? Uh-huh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yup."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh. Okay. Fine. Well done."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "All right."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 12
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "“A7557962.” Totally nonsense numbers, but you do what you have to do."
                            }
                        ]
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "Michael’s Birthday",
                "description": "In celebration of his birthday, Michael makes a mandatory invite of the staff during the workday to go ice skating.",
                "episode_id": 19,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 99,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 46,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 26,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 23,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 15,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 13,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 10,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "toby"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Oscar",
                        "appearances": 7,
                        "id": "oscar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jan",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "jan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "kelly"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Carol",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "carol"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Delivery Woman",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "delivery-woman"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Delivery Boy",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "delivery-boy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Meredith",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "meredith"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Office Staff",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "office-staff"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Store Employee",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "store-employee"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So, Phil recruited me to sell these cards, and now I am recruiting you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Who is this guy again?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Don’t worry about Phil. He drives a corvette. He is doing just fine. Okay. Calling cards are… the wave of the future. These things sell themselves."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Who uses calling cards anymore?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know what? That’s a nice attitude, Ryan, I’m just helping you invest in your future, my friend."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "This sounds like a get rich quick scheme."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes! Thank you! You will get rich quick. We all will!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Didn’t you lose a lot of money on that other investment, the one from the email?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know what, Toby? When the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country, okay? …Alright, so, raise your hand if you wanna get rich. [Jim and Dwight raise their hands] Alright."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, um. How is this not a pyramid scheme?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Alright, let me explain. Again. [draws on board] Phil has recruited me and another guy. Now, we are getting three people each. The more people that get involved, the more who are investing, the more money we’re all going to make. It’s not a pyramid scheme, it is a… it’s not even a scheme per se, it’s… [Jim draws a triangle around Michael’s diagram] … I have to go make a call."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Happy birthday Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh ho ho! What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I said happy birthday."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thank you! That’s really nice."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Today is my B-day, and people around here just go crazy for it. I don’t know why. Oh! Fun fact. I share my birthday with Eva Longoria. So, I have a perfect ice-breaker if I ever meet Terry Hatcher."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What’s up?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey. …Oh, happy birthday."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ah, thank you sir."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Did you hear anything yet?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "No. I’m still waiting."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Dwight knocks on door] Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes. There he is, the birthday boy!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ohh, god."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Birthday hug!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No no no, no, new suit, please."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That suit is amazing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thank you very much. It is from Italy. [checks jacket] Actually— no, Bulgaria."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Mmm. Maybe I should get one."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good luck. One of a kind."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ebay. Hm. Question! May I be in charge of the party planning festivities?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Not necessary, the party planning committee is all over it.  They’ve been working twenty-four seven all day yesterday."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Excellent. On my part, I did manage to reserve the…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Don’t! Nope! Please, don’t want to spoil it for anybody. Spoil the surprise."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Let’s get the party started. [Begins ‘raising the roof’]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Let’s get the party started.  Not the way I taught you! [Michael joins in]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "When should we bring out the cake, one or one thirty?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "One’s good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "One thirty. [Pam yawns] I’m sorry, are we boring you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Party planning committee, listen up. Michael would like trick candles for his birthday cake, so make that a priority."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Where do we get those?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Not my problem. Here is a list of things that Michael would like to be surprised by. [hands list to Pam]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Michael wants a strippergram?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes, but he doesn’t want to know when, or whom."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "No. This is a closed door meeting."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[answering phone] Yeah?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Michael, I have Jan on the line."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, great, put her through."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Hello, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I’m… returning your call, you said it was urgent."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It is urgent, I just wanted to call and wish you a happy birthday."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Well, today’s not my birthday, so…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Really? ‘Cause, I thought we had the same birthday."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "…Happy birthday, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thanks. [grins]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Am I on camera?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Nope. Totally private. You can say whatever is in your heart. [Jan hangs up]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[to Ryan, sitting across from Michael] …You can take a five, if you want."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Somebody brought in donuts for my birthday!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Mmhmm, happy birthday."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thanks."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Man, I’m so sorry. When do you find out?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "They said this afternoon. They’re waiting on a second opinion."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Second opinion on what?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Um, I might have skin cancer."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Oh, no! I was watching Grey’s Anatomy, and there was a lifeguard on it, and he had skin cancer too."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Kelly, you know what…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "I never really thought about death until Princess Diana died. That was the saddest funeral ever. That and my sister’s."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Who brought in donuts?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Somebody got donuts for my birthday!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Happy birthday!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You didn’t know it was my birthday."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "I… guess I forgot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, I guess I forgot to give you a donut [closes box]."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Are you serious?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Mmm."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Skin cancer is treatable."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "It’s going to be okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "You don’t know it’s going to be okay. Don’t give him false hope. …It’s probably nothing, though."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Delivery Woman",
                                "text": "Hi, delivery for Michael Scott."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Here we go. Ohhhkay, this is great! [giggles] Thank you my friends, she is perfect! Ahhh, Dwight, may I have your chair please? And, um, some singles, if you will! Allllright. Nnnnn-dink! [puts single into delivery woman’s pocket, giggles] Okay, um, alright. This has arms. Is that gonna be a… is that alright?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Delivery Woman",
                                "text": "Uh… s-sure."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[laughing] Okay. I’m so nervous."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I can sign for it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Delivery Woman",
                                "text": "Oh. Thanks."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "When I was seven, my mother hired a pony and a cart to come to my house for all the kids… and… I got a really bad rash from the pony, and all the kids got to ride the pony and I had to go inside, and my mother was rubbing cream on me… for probably three hours, and I never came outside. And by the time I got out the pony was already in the truck. And around the corner. So that was my worst birthday."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[eating donuts while Dwight plays the recorder] Stop it. Stop! What is that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It’s ‘For the Longest Time,’ by William Joel. It’s you favorite song."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, well, it’s on the radio. My birthday blows. Nobody even signed my birthday poster. Probably my mother is the only one that cares enough to send me anything."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I probably care more than she does."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You’re making it worse. I bet Luke Perry’s friends don’t treat him like this [points to James Dean poster]."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "When does he hear?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Sometime today."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Ohh… poor Kevin."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "If I knew I had a week to live, I would… probably go to Europe. And South America. And the Grand Canyon. And… I would want to see the Pacific Ocean. …It would be a pretty busy week."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Uh, that’s a list price of four dollars and fifty cents.  Unfortunately, this item is on [watch beeps] back… order… [hangs up] Michael! Michael! Michael Michael Michael! Come here, come here, come here!  Come here!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Listen up everyone! It is 11:23 exactly, the exact moment when you emerged from your mother’s vaginal canal, so… huh?! Right, have a seat. Please."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[grinning] Ohhh, God."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "There is a tradition that the Hebrews have of hoisting the birthday boy up on a chair."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ohhh, no."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "So come help me celebrate Michael’s birth moment. Kevin!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "…I’ll do it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ohh, no, no, no! I can’t… Ryan, come on. Let’s do this."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Creed! Come on. Stanley!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "…I feel like we should go get Kevin something. Do you think we can sneak out of here?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Maybe, but… we’re gonna need somebody to create a diversion, and…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "On three, we’re going to hoist away! Ready?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Happy birth moment, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "One. Two. Three! [Michael is raised until his head hits the ceiling]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Whoa whoa! Alright. Alright. Watch it… please."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oscar…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "It wasn’t me."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay, that is not an eight foot sub."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Delivery Boy",
                                "text": "Uh, we don’t make an eight foot sub. This is eight one foot subs."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "F. Alright, what’s the damage?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Delivery Boy",
                                "text": "Uh, thirty-nine sixty."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[pulls out wallet] Thirty nine… sixty."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Why tip someone for a job I’m capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist, because… I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Here they come."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Get in here… everybody."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Come and get it!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Birthday party subs! My gift to you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "What is this?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Uh, bologna, tomato and ketchup."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "The best."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "These are all the same?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Bologna? I don’t eat bologna."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, then just have the tomato and ketchup. Still good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Just the bread, it’s fresh baked."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Mm-kay. Get whatever you want. [under breath] And choke on it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "When I was sixteen, I was supposed to go out on a date with a girl named Julie. But there was another Michael in the class that she apparently thought the date was with, so she went out with him, on my birthday. And, she got him a cake, at the restaurant. And it wasn’t even his birthday, but I heard about it the next day in school. So… That was the worst birthday I think I ever had."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So. We got Kev some stuff. Um… a party pack of M&M’s, his favorite candy. A DVD of American Pie 2, which is his favorite movie, and, he lent it to Creed, so, I can guarantee you he won’t get that back."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Sixty-nine cup of noodles."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Which we realize sounds crass, but, it… is his favorite number."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "And his favorite lunch."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hey temp, you know uh, we still got five feet of sandwich left [pulls ice cream cake out of freezer]."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "[making peanut butter and jelly sandwich] Someone ate three feet of that thing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hell, yeah. Save room for ice cream cake."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "[grabs cake] Oh. Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh. I got it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "What are— it’s… the party planning committee."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[whispering] This is the most important day of the year. I can’t risk anything."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Fine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What about that meeting… later… to discuss finances?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Yes… [whispering] but don’t expect any cookie."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[whispering] But what if i’m hungry?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "[whispering] No cookie."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[puts fabric softener into cart] …What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You use fabric softener?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, you don’t?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, I do."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "…Okay."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Office Staff",
                                "text": "[singing] Happy birthday dear Michael, [Michael joins in, Kevin’s phone rings] Happy birthday… [everyone but Dwight stops] …tooo youuuu."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Hello? Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Kevin? Respect the birthday please."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "No, um, no not yet. I will. Bye. [hangs up] It was just Stacy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Are you done? …Good. Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Here we go. Make a wish."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uhhh… blow out the candle. Okay. Mmmm… [blows out the candles]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yaoo yay! [claps]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "… I asked for trick candles."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Pam was supposed to get ’em."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. Well, when she comes back we’ll do it again. [notices Meredith hugging Kevin] Hello, what about the birthday boy? Haven’t had a hug all day."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "No one cares about your birthday. Kevin’s waiting to hear if he has skin cancer."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "… Aww, that… sucks, great. … Wow, that’s good timing. That’s… that’s, sorry, that’s terrible. Terrible news. That’s terrible… terrible news for both of us [takes cake into office and slams the door]."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[checking watch] We should probably head back."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah. Okay. Oh. I dare you to make an announcement."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You dare me? How old are you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Just… quit stalling."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[over loudspeaker, imitating Darth Vader] Luke, this is your father. Come set the table for dinner."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Such a dork."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[loudspeaker] Jim Halpert? Price check on fabric softener, the kind that gives you…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Store Employee",
                                "text": "Ma’am? Please don’t touch that. That is not a toy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh I’m sorry. I’m sorry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "How old are you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I hate you."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "[to Kevin] Honestly, is there any way you can get on your fiancee’s plan? Our health plan is s… just… it’s terrible."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "There you are. Good news. Did some research. It turns out that 98% of people with skin cancer fully recover."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Still scary."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, but it’s not brain cancer. And it shouldn’t stop us from having fun. You know what they say the best medicine is."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Well the doctor said a combination of interferon and dicarbazine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And laughter… also."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "I don’t really think people are in the laughing mood."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Why are you here? I didn’t even invite you to my birthday party."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "I work here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[mocking voice] Nyeh, I work here. [to Kevin] Alright, well, you know what, since Toby doesn’t speak for everybody and I am your boss, I… think you should just go home. Take the rest of the afternoon off. Take a sick day."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "If I go home now, I’ll just drive myself crazy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, you’re pretty much driving everyone else here crazy… crazy with worry."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Where have you been? And don’t say the bathroom, ’cause I kicked in all the stalls."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well that’s an invasion of privacy, so, I’m going to tell Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Please, don’t."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You… owe me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Excuse me, everyone. Attention please. Kevin, we’re going to take you to a very special place, a place that will make you happy, and a place that is far, far away from the evil sun."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Is this trip related in any way to your… birthday?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "How dare you sir. You are gross."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[sees ‘Happy Birthday Michael Scott!’ poster at skating rink] That should not be there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’ll get someone to take it down."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, it’s alright. It’s already up. Just leave it. Where’s Kevin? Come on! Let’s get our skate on!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Don’t be scared! You’re good! You’re good!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Think you can let go?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No. [laughs]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. [Michael skates by]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "YEAH!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Who is that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Is that Michael?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, I’ve been pretty much skating my whole life. I thought about playing in the NHL, but, you’re on the road so much. You got no time to spend with your wife and kids. And I really want a wife and kids."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I got it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey Pam, all this stuff with Kevin… um, it’s pretty scary. And I’m thinking that uh, next time you’re in the shower, you should check yourself out. You know, give yourself an exam. Those things are like ticking time bags. Alright? Think about it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "…It’s something to think about."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I can’t relax about it, you know?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Kevin. You heard anything yet?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "No, not yet."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. Well. Live strong."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Okay, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Alright."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah. Carol? She sold me my condo! Hey! What, is this place on the market? Or…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Uhh, no, I… don’t just sell real estate. Uh, my daughter has a skating lesson."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, these… all your kids?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "No just the front two."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, hey guys. Whats up? You wanna go for a ride? Is that okay?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Sure."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Cool. Alright. Grab on. Here we go. Ready? Hang on tight. Alright. We are moving. We are reaaallly mooovin’ now!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Push. Good! That’s great. You got it. [Kevin’s phone rings] Excuse me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Hello? Yeah okay. Alright. Okay, I will, thanks. [hangs up] It was negative."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh… God… [stomps] God! [throws hockey stick and yellow paper bracelet down] We’re gonna beat this, okay? We’re gonna… come here [hugs Kevin]."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, apparently in the medicine community, negative means good. Which makes absolutely no sense. In the real world community, that would… be… chaos."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "This is awesome. Thanks, you guys."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, who’s this from? Wowwwee, look at that! Jersey!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Turn it around. Turn it around."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Cool. Ohh. Great. From Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Number one!!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thank you… Dwight. That’s great. Thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "This is from all of us."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh! You didn’t need to do that. …Nightswept. This is… really amazing. Thank you. I love it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Michael’s birthday was actually pretty cool. It was a good day. I don’t know… It was a good day."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Michael’s birthday. It’s pretty fun to watch, actually. He gets very excited, and then he eats a lot of cake. And then he runs around the office. Then he has a sugar crash in the afternoon. And then he falls asleep. And that’s when we get our work done."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Let’s get the party started."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s not how I taught you, right? [singing] My hump, my hump, my lovely lady lump Check it out [Dwight imitating drumbeat]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael’s birthday is hard for me because he gets very excited. But he’s also under a lot of pressure, which builds up until he’s ready to explode. As his right-hand man, it’s my job to release that pressure so that he can enjoy himself, if only for a moment."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, here’s the thing about bosses and employees. A good boss will say, “Hey, it’s my birthday. Celebrate me.” A great boss will say, “Hey, it’s my birthday. Celebrate yourselves, because you are the ones who made me great, and I will acknowledge your contributions with donuts.”"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good. You know, Ryan, you didn’t have to get me a present."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I won’t."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good. Great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Okay, good. I think I’m gonna go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, I think you’re gonna stay."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "On my 20th birthday, my supposed best friend, Sam Ambrose, ditched me for his twin sister’s Sweet Sixteen party. And that was my worst birthday. Until today."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Can you please stop staring at me? [Dwight continues to stare and then walks away]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "To think that a man’s skin could turn on him. It’s brilliant, ’cause you’d never expect it. Most people think of their skin as an ally. [scoffs] Makes me rethink having skin at all."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[knock on door] Mmm-hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Hey. I got the information."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, good. Okay. Don’t tell me, tell them."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "[turns to camera] “The survival rate for localized melanoma is 98%.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, my God. That’s a piece of cake. That’s a piece of cake. Oh, 2%. Jeez, that’s good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "[looking at camera] “There was 7,800 deaths from melanoma in 2005.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Out of, like, 18 billion Americans, so, no worry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "“For localized melanoma, the five-year survival rate is 98%. The survival rates for regional and…”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Those were probably misdiagnosed. I mean, anybody with a zit goes in and says, “I have cancer.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "“The skin is the largest organ of the body.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Untrue. The heart is bigger than the skin. If you stretched the heart out, it would cover more than the entire body."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I’m not afraid of dying. I know where I’m going. But if I were Kevin, I might be terrified. Gluttony."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "Drug Testing",
                "description": "Dwight plays the role of Volunteer Sheriff after finding half a joint in the Dunder Mifflin parking lot leading to an investigation. Pam gives Jim a play challenge which he tries to complete.",
                "episode_id": 20,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 92,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 62,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 26,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 26,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
                        "appearances": 9,
                        "id": "kelly"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 9,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 9,
                        "id": "toby"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Oscar",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "oscar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Sheriff",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "sheriff"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 7,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 7,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 7,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Linda",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "linda"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Hank",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "hank"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Creed",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "creed"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Meredith",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "meredith"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam/Jim",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "pam/jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jan",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "jan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Man",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "man"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Vance Refrigeration Worker #1",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "vance-refrigeration-worker-#1"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Vance Refrigeration Worker #2",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "vance-refrigeration-worker-#2"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Kevin Malone, you’re next. Spit that out. [Kevin shoves the rest of the donut he’s eating into his mouth] Spit… Okay, come on, let’s go."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You look cute today, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Thanks, girl."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So, yesterday Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot. Which is unfortunate because as it turns out, Dwight finding drugs is more dangerous than most people using drugs."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Let’s go over some of the symptoms of marijuana use, shall we?  You tell me who this sounds like: slow moving, inattentive, dull, constantly snacking, shows a lack of motivation."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[nods] Hey…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I like the people I work with generally, with four exceptions.  But someone committed a crime and I did not become a Lackawanna County Volunteer Sheriff’s deputy to make friends. And by the way, I haven’t."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[mimicking Stanley] I enjoy the tangy zip of Miracle Whip."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[laughs] Jim does the best impressions. Sometimes he’ll look up at me from his desk and he’ll just be someone else. Like he’ll go um, [makes mournful face, giggles] that’s supposed to be Phyllis.  I can’t do it as good as he can."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "And the guys are saying, chug, chug, chug, but I’m so small and all I’d eaten that day was one of those Auntie Anne pretzels from the food court so I said “Is it okay if I sip it?” and they said no, but Ryan seemed cool either way."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Stop! This is not Kelly Kapoor story hour.  Illegal drugs were consumed on company property, okay? Your ass is on the line, mister!  My ass is is on the line!  Now I’m going to ask you again.  What time did you go home last night?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Six."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I didn’t know that you were at a party on Saturday night."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I go to a lot of parties."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay, I’m gonna need to search your car.  Give me you keys."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I am not giving you my keys."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Don’t make me do this the hard way."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "What’s the hard way?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I go down to the police station on my lunch break. I tell a police officer, I know several, what I suspect you may have in your car. He requests a hearing from a judge and obtains a search warrant, once he has said warrant, he will drive over here, and make you give him the keys to your car, and you will have to obey him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah, let’s do it that way."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ry, is he bugging you? Dwight, dude, you gotta take a chill pill, man. It was one joint in the parking lot. You know, you’re totally harshing the office mellow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I can’t stop this investigation. It is my job."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Whoa. You are a volunteer."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I volunteered for this job."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "And that’s not the same."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It is my duty…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[interrupting] Volunteer duty."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "…to investigate the crime scene. I have six more interviews to go and then I will reveal what I know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[fake coughing] Narc!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[giggling]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "If you are attempting to compliment me then you have done a very good job."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I wasn’t attempting to compliment you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Well, you have…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uuf, well…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "…because being a narc is one of the hardest jobs that you can have…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[shakes head] Okay…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "…and I am very proud of being a narc."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Why don’t you just cool it, cool it Dwight, please, God! [to Jim] Dude, where’s my office? [Jim quietly laughs] I totally lost it, ’cause I was half-baked. Smokin’ doobies. Doobie brothers, I was smokin’ doobies with my brothers. Peace out, Seacrest!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, your office is behind you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thanks. M-m-munchies. Who wants some munchies?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I don’t think Michael’s ever done drugs. I don’t know if anyone has ever offered him any."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oscar visited Mexico when he was five to attend his great-grandmother’s funeral. What does that mean to a United States law enforcement officer? He’s a potential drug mule."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Have you ever taken any illegal drugs?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "No, I have not."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Do you think it’s possible that maybe you could have had some drugs in your system without you knowing about it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "What are you implying?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Have you ever… pooped… a balloon?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Okay. I’m done with this."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "He sure left in a hurry."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I don’t want to blow this. This is what all good law enforcement officers dream of. The chance to solve an actual crime."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Do you know what this is? [pushing a photo toward her]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Yes, it’s marijuana."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "How do you know that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "It’s labeled."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[grabs pictures back and looks at it] Dammit."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "That is Northern Lights Cannabis Indica."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, it’s marijuana."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’m just saying that you can’t be sure that is wasn’t you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That’s ridiculous, of course it wasn’t me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don’t remember."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I would remember."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, how could you, if it just erased your memory?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That’s not how it works."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Now how do you know how it works?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Knock it off, okay, I’m interviewing you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No! You said that I’d be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[opens eyes wide in total surprise]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "So Pam told me that you do a great Stanley impression, I’d love to hear it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, um…[mimicking Stanley] Why do you keep CC’ing me on things that have nothing to do with me?  [Pam and Oscar laugh, Stanley walks in, and Oscar leaves quickly]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Is that supposed to be me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, hey Stanley. Uh, I was just doing an impression."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I do not think that is funny."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "He does everyone in the office."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Hmmmpt."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam/Jim",
                                "text": "[in unison] I do not think that is funny."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Jinx! Buy me a coke."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, no, no, no talking. Jim is not allowed to talk until after he buys me a coke.  Those are the rules of jinx, and they are unflinchingly rigid.  [Jim puts money in drink machine, selection is sold out]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Sold out? That has never happened in the history of jinx."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[mouths] C’mon!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Sorry, that’s not my problem."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[presses drink button, looks at camera, makes Jim-face]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I know you’re innocent, but I can’t look like I’m treating you any differently."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I understand."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Where were you yesterday after work?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "[smiles knowingly]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Who’s he calling?  Ratting somebody out.  Narc!  Narc!  Kevin?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "That is so good, Michael"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Remember the narc bit? [laughs] Uh-oh, who’s in trouble?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Attention everyone.  Drug testers are coming in a couple of hours to test everyone’s urine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Waa… what? What are you talking about?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Company policy. If drugs are found on the premises there is automatic drug testing conducted within twenty-four hours."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Is that true, Toby?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Oh, when you sign your job application you agree to comply with random drug testing."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Two nights ago, I went to an Alicia Keys concert at the Montage Mountain Performing Arts Center. I scored these great aisle seats. Anyway, after the opening act this beautiful girl sits down next to me and I never get to meet girls with lip rings and she had one. I don’t know exactly how this happened but one of her friends started passing around some stuff and they said it was clove cigarettes, and I’m sure that it was clove cigarettes. Everybody in the aisle was doing it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, attention everyone the drug testing has been cancelled.  Instead, I will be going around to each of you and doing a visual inspection."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No you can’t do that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I can do that, it is my office."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No you cannot. It has to be official, and it has to be urine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hmmm. Ha. [under his breath] Alright. Great."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Kevin, what prescription drugs are you taking, besides Rogaine?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I’m not taking Rogaine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Angela, what about you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I don’t take any prescription drugs."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You’re not on anything?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "[Gives Dwight a knowing look]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Good."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "So the first time we went out to dinner, it was like, whatever, fine, but I was so nervous. So this time I wanted to be special, so I bought a new dress! [Jim hunches his shoulders and grins] One of those kinds that is kinda low cut at top to show something, but not everything. [Jim shakes his head no in agreement] I mean not everything, Jim. [Jim shakes his head in agreement] I promise, I’m not that kind of…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey guys, what’s going on?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "We’re having the best conversation.  [Jim, eyes wide, shakes his head, no]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, okay.  Well, Michael wants to see everyone in the conference room. [Jim shakes his head. Seems relieved to be getting away from Kelly] But you know what? We have a few minutes so you guys should definitely finish up your conversation. [Jim nods his head as if to say, “Gee, thanks, Pam.”]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "So, I was looking so hot…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It has come to my attention that some people here think that the use of drugs is something to laugh about."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "We don’t feel that way."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "No, not at all."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "You were the one joking around calling Dwight a narc."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, uh, no. That was a test.  I was testing you, and you all failed. Miserably. When I said that Dwight was a narc, how many of you defended him?  How many of you said, “Hey, you know what, he’s right? What he’s doing is protecting this office from the evils of drugs.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Thank you, Michael."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I am ridiculously anti-drug. So anti-drug that I am above suspicion in any way that involves suspicion, or testing of any kind."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Drugs ruin lives people. Drugs destroy careers. Take Cheech and Chong everybody knows that Cheech and Chong are funny, but just imagine how funny they would be if they didn’t smoke pot.  I want everybody to take a look to their left. Now I want everybody to take a look to their right. One of those people will be dead from drug use at some point in their lives. This year more people will use cocaine than will read a book to their children."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Where did you get these facts?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Are these facts scaring you, or are they not?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "They are not."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Do you think that smoking drugs is cool? Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "No, I don’t. I have a glass of red wine with dinner about once a week.  For the antioxidants."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, enough, enough, enough! I have written down a list of illegal drugs. Take a gander. How many of these are you familiar with?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Hookah is not an illegal drug, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes it is."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "No it’s not. It’s a type of pipe. You can fill it with tobacco, often mixed with fruit, or other flavors."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, you know what, Toby? Pam, can you take this down? [Pam throws her hands up to indicate she has no notepad] In addition to Toby’s urine being tested, I would like to test his blood and his hair."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "You can’t do that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I can test anyone randomly, and I have chosen you randomly."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "That’s not random."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, eeny, meenie, miney, moe, is random.  Okay, you know what? I’m going to need a volunteer to select one of these words and tell us of something tragic that happened in either their lives, or the lives of a loved one.  Yeah, Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I know that Jim has an amazing story about a relative of his who got caught up in the world of drugs."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Really? [Jim shakes his head no]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Uh, hmmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Jim it’s okay. You can t… [Jim looks at Pam and shakes his head, Pam looks at him and gestures for Jim to go up and tell his story] This would be a good place to let it out, Jim. These are people you can trust. These are people who care about you. [Jim shakes his head no] It’s okay, just we will not judge you. We are here to not judge you. [Jim stands up] Oh, he’s doing it, okay. [Jim looks at Pam] It’s okay. [Jim pretends to try, looking teary eyed, shakes his head no, mouths “I can’t” and sits back down. Pam is amazed.] Oh. Okay, are you sure? [Jim shakes his head. Kevin pats his shoulder] That looked like it was going to be good. Alright. [Pam nods in admiration at Jim] Okay, well."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Wow! He really pulled out the big guns. Fake crying. Did not expect that."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "The point I’m trying to make with all of this people is that I hate drugs. I hate them, and based upon what I have seen you all don’t quite hate ’em as much as I do so you are going to have a drug test, and I am not."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, you will be tested."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, I will not be."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You will be. That is the law according to the rules."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, well Dwight just know that I’ve been very busy today and I got a lot of work to do and I wasn’t planning on going to the bathroom and I don’t even know if anything is going to come out, okay? So good. Thank you."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hi, Linda. Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager. You might remember testing my urine a few years back when I was applying to be a volunteer sheriff’s deputy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Linda",
                                "text": "We test a lot of urine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Mine was green."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Linda",
                                "text": "Oh, right. How are you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m all better."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So I need you to do some work on the St. Andrews account. I need your urine. I need some filing done."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What kind of filing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Just forget it.  Just the urine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That goes directly to the tester."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Just. I need your urine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Like in a cup?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes in a cup, we’re not animals, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "For what purpose?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s none of your business."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Then I refuse."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. Alright. Just, I went to an Alicia Keys concert, over the weekend, and I think I may have gotten high accidentally by a girl with a lip ring."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Are you serious?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I need clean urine for the lady."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "But that’s illegal."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Don’t think of it that way. It’s like, urine goes all over the place. You know, there’s no controlling it. It just… goes"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Not my urine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "A cup could find its way under the urine. It might be an accident. It happens."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Were you forced to do drugs at this concert?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, just look. Look. Just… just fill up the cup."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Do you want to give Michael your urine?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I want him to have all the urine he needs."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "You’re not going to get my permission on this."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I know that. Don’t you think I know that?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Linda",
                                "text": "Yeah, we do testing all over the country."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Cool.  Hey, are you guys hiring?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Linda",
                                "text": "You want to work at the urinalysis lab?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah.  Maybe."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "My father’s name was Dwight Schrute. My grandfather’s name was Dwight Schrute. His father’s name Dwide Schrude. Amish. I loved my father very much. Every morning he’d wake up at dawn and make us biscuits with gravy. When I was little my dad and I played a lot of games together. My dad cheated a lot but I never busted him on it. I would have, except I didn’t know about it. He didn’t tell me till years later. I was shocked when I found out."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What? [Jim shakes his head] Did you want to tell me something? You look like you want to tell me something. [Jim shakes his head no] You look like you have something really important to say and you just can’t for some reason. [Jim smiles] Come on, you can tell me. Jim, you can tell me anything. [Jim stops smiling and looks down. Pam wonders what that means]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I’d like a magazine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Linda",
                                "text": "We just need urine, sir."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I’d still like one."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dwight. Well, I passed the test thanks to you and your untainted pee. Thank you very much."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That’s great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What’s wrong? Where’s your costume?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It’s a uniform and I turned it in today when I tendered my resignation."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Why?  Wha…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I took an oath when I was sworn in and I broke that oath today."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[placing a coke can in front of Jim] Here. [Jim looks confused] Just buy it from me. I haven’t talked to you in hours and it’s been weird and I really want to know what the hell’s going on with Dwight. [Pam scoots the coke can towards Jim.  Jim pulls out his wallet and hands Pam a dollar.  He gives the coke back to Pam]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hi."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "How much time do you have left on your break?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Ten minutes."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Since you did such a good job with the investigation, I decided to pull a few strings. Call in a few favors. and I’ve decided to make you official security supervisor of the branch."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, sir."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That’s fantastic because I’ve always felt that the security here sucked ."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So you wanna? Thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hank",
                                "text": "Dwight K. Schrute, I hereby declare you an honorary voluntary corporal in charge of assisting all activities security."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hank",
                                "text": "Here’s your badge."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Thank you, Michael. Very nice. Great. [To Hank]  Can I have a gun?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hank",
                                "text": "No, I don’t have a gun."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay, I’ll have to bring in my bow staff."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hank",
                                "text": "I don’t think so."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[salutes] Thank you, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No. Oh. Uh…[awkwardly salutes]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I need to go over some details with you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Alright. [to Hank] Well, Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "First of all, Hank, how many orange traffic cones do you have?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hank",
                                "text": "Two."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, God."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wow. What a terrible day to not be able to talk.  Dwight was literally carrying around his own urine and dressed like one of the Village People. Why does he do the things that he does for Michael?  I just don’t get it. What is he getting out of that relationship?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[growling] Nice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Kevin."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Do someone else."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Um, [gives Pam a look]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Angela."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Whoa."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "The eyebrow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m not only hoping to find the culprit who committed this heinous crime, I am praying to find this heinous culprit. And I will pray to Thor himself, if that’s what it takes."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Michael’s behavior is erratic and unpredictable, but I don’t think he’s doing drugs. Maybe he should. Take the edge off. Uh, not at work, of course."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "People use marijuana to escape. Jim does not have a girlfriend. His sales are nothing to brag about. And he does not belong to any organized clubs. If that were my life, I’d do drugs."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "He asked if you’ve been acting withdrawn lately."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "And what did you say?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I said no."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "You’re welcome."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Your turn, Stanley. [Stanley just takes a drink from his mug] Angela, you’re up."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Last night? Let’s see."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Go ahead. Don’t lie."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I won’t. It’s just that last night is really hard for me to remember because I was just a teensy bit high. Should I have not said that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, no, no. It’s okay. Go ahead."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I know that I shouldn’t have done it. But I was in the parking lot at the Quick and Easy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "And I took a bong hit from my Bong Water with my pimp."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Pam said you had something important to tell me. Is it bad? Am I getting fired? [Jim shakes head ‘no’] Why aren’t you telling me? It must be bad. They’re taking away my kid. I knew it. [Jim waves arms and shakes head ‘no’] They’re not taking away my kid. Oh."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Oh, sure, I can definitely help you with that. Okay? Please hold."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Kelly Kapour. Say your prayers. Let’s go. Conference room, pronto. Come on, step it up."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Drugs are everywhere in our society. They are omniscient. If you look at the amount of pot that was smoked in the United States last year, that would reach the moon."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "How?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Exactly. I know. It’s amazing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "No, how could it reach the moon? Like, would you make it into a rope, or…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "I have some hemp ropes at my house, they’re really strong…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Shut… Shut it. No. Just… Just focus on the facts. Cocaine. They use cocaine."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, me? Just one of the gang. Sitting in the back, doodling, not playing attention. Bam! Pow! Surprise! Got you! [Note pad reads, “Creed -Shifty eyes / Ryan – Dilated pupils / Kelly – Hyperactive”] There’s a Volunteer Sheriff’s Deputy in your midst, and he is taking names."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 10
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "One thing that you need to remember is that there’s no way of knowing who’s a user, who’s an abuser, because we don’t know. It could be anybody. Your instinct is to say it’s somebody-like Stanley or Oscar…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Excuse me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no! Your instinct. That… Your gut reaction is to say that, but I don’t! That’s, that’s… Those are instincts that have been created by media and hype. And they are wrong. What I am saying is that you just do not know who drug users are. It may be the person you least suspect. It may be somebody hot, like Pam, or it could be somebody matronly, like Phyllis, but just not me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "It’s not me, either."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No? okay, fine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[on the phone] Michael, I’m gonna get going. I really don’t think I need to be in this meeting."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, well, I really think that… [dial tone beeping]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Has she been on the phone the whole time?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah. Sorry you had to hear that. It was a lovers’ quarrel."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Make-up sex. Nice!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Nice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, let’s get personal for a second, shall we?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 11
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "The scary thing is, it could have been any one of these people. They all had a motive. To get high."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 12
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, well, I made up some fliers for everybody to take on your way out, in case you’re ever tempted. So there you go. And, Dwight, you know, I’m very busy today. It wasn’t even planning on going to the bathroom, so I don’t even know if anything will come out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "just drink a lot of water."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You have to relax your muscles around the bladder."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t… Let’s just not talk about it, okay?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 13
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[reading from Michael’s flier] “Drugs:"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 14
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "You know, sometimes I wish we just didn’t have a conference room. [Kelly laughs] You know? He couldn’t do that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "But then we wouldn’t have any meetings."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Okay. Bye, Toby."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Bye."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my God. Hello? Yes, I am so, so sorry. Yeah, actually, I don’t have that information just yet. Uh-huh. Listen, do you mind if I put you on a brief hold? Okay."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 15
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I look forward to drug testing. I used to get a runner’s high, which is why now I swim."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Why would I be worried? I’m not a drug user. I would never abuse my body like that. I mean, they are plenty of other ways to have fun. My body is 100% drug-free."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 16
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[telephone ringing] Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam. Um, hold, please. [to Jim] There’s a Brenda on the phone for you. [to Brenda] Just one second, I’ll transfer."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[telephone ringing] [shows note to camera “It’s OK. She’ll call back!”]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 17
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Man",
                                "text": "She’s got it up now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sheriff",
                                "text": "He’ll be up. Okay, sure. I’ll get someone down."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hey. Hey. Jerry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sheriff",
                                "text": "Thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Sheriff Pierce? I’m turning in my badge."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sheriff",
                                "text": "Where sis you get that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I got it here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sheriff",
                                "text": "No. No, you didn’t. we didn’t give you this."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, I mean at the gift shop. Also, I can’t wear this anymore."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sheriff",
                                "text": "You were never supposed to wear this in the first place, Dwight. Come on now, seriously, you got me concerned here a little bit."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, don’t worry. I never abused my power. I only tried to help the Sheriff’s Department in any way I could."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sheriff",
                                "text": "Right, well… Why don’t you give me a couple examples of ways that you’ve helped us out?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, God, there are so many. Roadside assistance, breaking up unruly parties, surveillance…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sheriff",
                                "text": "Surveillance?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Crowd control, directing traffic…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Sheriff",
                                "text": "Mace! You… You’ve been carrying around weapons-grade Mace?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’ve only had to use it once."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 18
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Vance Refrigeration Worker #1",
                                "text": "[tosses the butt of a joint in parking lot] We should get a pizza."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Vance Refrigeration Worker #2",
                                "text": "I hate pizza."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 19
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "Conflict Resolution",
                "description": "When Michael takes over conflict resolution duties from HR, chaos ensues at Dunder Mifflin.",
                "episode_id": 21,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 95,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 50,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 37,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 26,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 22,
                        "id": "toby"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 15,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Photographer",
                        "appearances": 14,
                        "id": "photographer"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 12,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Oscar",
                        "appearances": 9,
                        "id": "oscar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Creed",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "creed"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "kelly"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Hank the Security Guard",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "hank-the-security-guard"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "I.D. Photographer",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "i.d.-photographer"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Anglea",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "anglea"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Female worker",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "female-worker"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Meredith",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "meredith"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "So, uh… you found a band for your wedding yet?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "‘Cause I’m in a band. We really rock."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, I mean it’s inevitable. I definitely overhear some wedding preparation, but I’m fine with it. She hears me arranging my social life. And we both have to hear Dwight order deer urine over the Internet, so it evens out."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Oh I got the ‘Save The Date’."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Yeah, pretty stationery."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, thanks!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I didn’t get mine yet."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Uh…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "There are a few people I decided not to invite, and that might make things kind of awkward but …  it’s my wedding. And I don’t want anyone there who has called me a hussy."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, thanks, Fantastic Sam’s. Adult Cut Plus. Comes with a shampoo and blow dry. We’re doing I.D. photos today. Gotta represent."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Uh, on or off?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "I.D. Photographer",
                                "text": "Off."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Okay… [removes glasses]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh! What is on your face? Is that a disguise?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "[leaving the room] Excuse me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Clown paint."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s a nice tie."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That is… who makes that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Um, I don’t…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Do you mind if I wear that for the photo?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Um…  let’s um, let’s keep our clothes."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "It’s like child abuse. I say, if Jesus saw that, he’d freak out! He’d freak out, Toby! I mean on some levels… it’s… and I’m supposed to work there. I’m supposed…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[walking into the Conference room] What’s the dealio?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Just letting Oscar vent a little. We would use the break room, but the photographer’s back there today."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What’s the problem?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Angela!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "It’s just a little dispute over a poster in their workspace."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Since Christmas."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So what, you’re having a little spat. I forget, are you guys dating?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Michael, can I talk to you for a uh, second please?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Here’s how I usually handle this: all I do is listen."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "These things just have a way of working themselves out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "It’s like if you write someone a letter, when you’re really angry… they say to keep it in a drawer for a couple days. Then you just never end up sending it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What do you know about conflict resolution? Your answer to everything is to get divorced. So…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay… what?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "That was the right decision for me and my marriage."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, well… that’s not gonna fly here. Because in this office, it is till death do us part… assuming we don’t get downsized. [leans over to Pam] Uh, Pam, will you get Angela and meet us in the conference room please?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[holding up a binder] A mediator’s tool chest. Okay, well, before we get started, you should know that are 5 different styles of conflict.[in a comedic voice] My Shaolin temple style defeats your monkey style."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Can we go? I have a lot of work to do."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No. Okay, this is important. The first style is lose/lose."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "What’s the next one?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Just hold on, please! Okay, if we do lose/lose, neither of you gets what you want. Do you understand? You… you would both lose. Now I need to ask you, do you want to pursue a lose/lose negotiation?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Can we just skip to whatever number 5 is – win/win or whatever?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Win/Win is number four and number five is win/win/win. The important difference here is with win/win/win, we all win. Me too. I win for having successfully mediated a conflict at work."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[in front of poster] Okay, since this is the disputed poster. Now, one at a time, I want you to express your feelings using “I” emotion language and no judging or “you” statements."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I got this poster for Christmas, and I feel I want to see it everyday. It makes me feel like the babies are the true artists, and God has a really cute sense of humor."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Come on, seriously, that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "I don’t like looking at it. It’s creepy, and in bad taste, and it’s just offensive to me. It makes me think of the horrible, frigid stage mothers who force the babies into it. It’s kitsch. It’s the opposite of art. It destroys art. It destroys souls. This is so much more offensive to me than hardcore porno. I’m talking about the…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, okay. Stop, stop, stop! Let’s see if we can just brainstorm and find some creative alternatives that are win/win."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Win!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes. Thank you, Pam. How about Angela makes the poster into a t-shirt, which Oscar wears. That way, he can never see it and whenever she looks at Oscar, she can see it. Win/win/win."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "That’s… no…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay… well, brainstorm. Own the solution."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "How about, I leave it up?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "How ’bout, she takes it down?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "How about, Angela can keep it up on Tuesdays and Thursdays?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, that is called a compromise. And it is style 3. And it is not ideal. To sum up, win/win – make the poster into a t-shirt, win/lose – take the poster down, compromise – Tuesdays and Thursdays. And the answer is… make the poster into a t-shirt! Win/win."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Win."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Fine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "But, it…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[claps his hands twice] It is done!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Win"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Photographer",
                                "text": "[snaps a photo of Creed, then Creed turns to the side for a profile shot] No, you’re all good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Great. [gets up and leaves]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey, Angela.[hands her a Save The Date card] I didn’t have your zip code."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Oh. Thanks."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "It was hand delivered. But, I did get a Save The Date after all. It’s not my taste."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "You solved it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Well, good.  We can, uh, throw that one out. [shuffles through papers]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Are those all the other complains?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Mmm-Hm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I would like to see those please."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "I… I can’t do that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You can’t do that, huh? Huh, ok. Now you and I have a conflict. I order you to give me that file."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "That… [shakes head and places hand over the file]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. [yanks the file away, despite Toby’s resistance] There! No more conflict. [looks at the camera] I had to use win/lose on that. It was not pretty. [looks back at Toby] All right… is that it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "[sighs and pulls out a box under his desk] It’s all Dwight’s."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Every Friday at 4, I have a standing appointment with Dwight for him to file a grievance against Jim. I tell him that I’m sending them to a special file in New York. That box is the special file in New York."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ohh… God. Alright. Why do I have to do everything?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Photographer",
                                "text": "Are you sure? [looks at Oscar, who is front of the camera, holding the baby poster in front of his chest]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, he’s sure. Just shoot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Photographer",
                                "text": "[shoots twice]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[looking through papers in the complaint box] This is from Kevin. He says Stanley uses his Miracle Whip without asking. Meredith complains that everyone talks too loud in the morning and the lights are too bright. Creed… huh. Duh, duh. Creed is sick of looking at the redhead all day and wants a seat facing the receptionist."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Nice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You will notice that not one of these complaints is against me."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Actually, I have a separate folder for complaints against Michael. This [unlocks a drawer]is January through March of this year. [pulls out a fairly large folder]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "How many of you have at one time gone to Toby to complain about another employee? [looks at all the employees, most of whom raise their hands] And… did you get what you wanted, or were you merely listened to, you forget about your problem, and you move on? [employees mumble “merely listen to and forgotten…” ] That is outrageous! I love this place… and it pains me to see all of the negativity festering… [sighs] Okay, today we are going to get everything out of these files and into the open, where it can be resolved. Alright, how about the Phyllis/Angela dispute?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "You already did me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s what she said. [Jim mouths these words along with Michael] The thing is, Angela… you are in here an awful lot. You have complained about everybody in the office, except Dwight, which is odd because everyone else has had run ins with Dwight. Toby, by the way, what does “redacted” mean? There is a file full of complaints in here marked “redacted”… ?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Yeah, it just means whoever complained came to me later and withdrew it, so I took their name off."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, ok. There were a bunch of complaints about Dwight that were put in the redacted file about six months ago."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Whoa.. wha… wait. If someone has a problem with me, why would they withdraw it six months ago?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[notices Angela’s intense concern] Um… let’s move on. I volunteer. Did anyone have a problem with me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right, Pamela. Come on down! Let’s do it! And [looks through the file]… okay. Just one complaint. Actually, it has been withdrawn. So that is no help to us. Next."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Wait, what did it say?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh… [reading]”Does she have to plan her wedding on office time? Couldn’t she do that at home?” [Pam looks Angela an angry look] Who else? Why don’t we just warm up first? Warm up emotionally, all right?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I have this kind of big secret about Angela. And I’ve been really nice to her… and I haven’t told anyone. And what the hell?!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Here is a Kelly complaint: “Ryan never returns my calls.” Ugh, join the club."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "My voicemail’s really spotty… sometimes…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "I didn’t file a complaint. I was just talking."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "To your HR representative."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "To my friend, I thought. I want that withdrawn."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Fine, I’ll take your name off. [looks at Michael] So no one will know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[crumbles up the complaint paper] Makin’ progress. [Jim raises his hand] Yes?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Dwight tried to kiss me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "And I didn’t tell anyone because I’m not really sure how I feel about it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That is not true. Redact it. Redact it!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, I’m not actually making a formal complaint. I just really think we should talk about it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay, question. [looks at Toby] When a name is withdrawn, does that also apply to the permanent misbehavior file in New York?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Sure."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Stanley. [off camera]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[gets up and walks over to Angela, whispering to her] Hey. Thanks for ratting me out!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[still of camera] You got a lot of anger under there buddy. Come on start us out. Unleash it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Anglea",
                                "text": "I didn’t do it! [Michael and Stanley continue to talk off camera, but it’s inaudible]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I find that hard to believe… considering you have problems with every single person in this entire office except Bobblehead Joe."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Someone complained that the men’s room is “whites only”. Stanley, you know that’s not true."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I didn’t say that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Then why is there a picture of a white man on the door? [Michael, along with the camera, look at the standard stick man on the bathroom door.]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, Phyllis. You complained that Angela’s giving you dirty looks. And you tried to get off the party planning committee."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "No, I never said any such thing. Angela and I are close."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And… also, Phyllis, Stanley says that you cry too much, and that bugs him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Stanley and I are close, too."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "We sit close."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh… ok."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "[sits down for his ID picture] Just take it. [flashes goes off, while he is standing back up again]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I can’t believe Angela. I went against my better judgment, and I gave her a Save The Date. And now it turns out she complained about me to Toby."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, it was redacted. Look, if she wants an invite, maybe she’s just trying to be friends."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Don’t take her side."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[sighs] Well, what does Roy think about everything?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I don’t know. I try not to bother him about this kind of stuff."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You mean your thoughts and feelings?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I know you keep saying it’s your space, even though there’s no assigned parking, but I keep forgetting."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Yes, that’s the problem."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I guess so…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, well… all settled, then."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "[whispering to Angela] I don’t like you."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK, Ryan.  You told Toby that Creed has a distinct old man smell?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "I know exactly what he’s talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious. But they smell like death."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right, Kevin. You are accused of making sexually suggestive remarks to Angela that made her feel uncomfortable. Solution:  Angela, you are to make sexually suggestive remarks to Kevin that will make him uncomfortable."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I accept your decision!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey… you know what, Dwight? Maybe we should get our photo I.D. taken together."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That doesn’t make any sense."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, it saves time, you know. ‘Cause we could just meet in the parking lot every morning. Walk in together. Perfect."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Photographer",
                                "text": "[to Dwight, who is sitting in front of the camera] Smile."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I never smile if I can help it. Showing one’s teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "This came out really well. [picks up Dwight’s I.D. from the laminating machine and hands it to Dwight] There you go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "This is humongous. I am not a security threat…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "And my middle name is ‘Kurt’, not ‘Fart’."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What did I write?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I have another complaint for Jim’s permanent file."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Talk to Michael. I gave him the box."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What box?!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "But I didn’t report your snoring-"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Wednesdays, tearful. Tuesdays… [Dwight walks in and rummages through his complaint box]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh. Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ah… agh… dgh… Ahh! No, no! Four years of malfeasance unreported. This cannot stand."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay! Calm down."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No! You calm down! Who’s side is Toby on? Who’s side are you on?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, hey!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Him or me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Stop."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Him or me? I cannot work with Jim anymore."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Either he goes, or I go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dwight…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You choose!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Stop…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "One of us is out of here by the end of today! [runs out]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh… kay…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I am not bluffing!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Do the right thing here, Michael. Okay, I have served you loyally for years."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Mm-hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I deserve this. You know I do!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[picks up Dwight’s I.D. and snickers] You know your I.D. says you’re a security threat?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You have till five."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, look, Jim. There’s a sales manager position open in Stamford. Want me to call Jan and tell her you’re interested? I could put in a good word for you, ’cause I’ll still be working here. Transfer! Transfer! Everybody! Transfer! Transfer! Transfer! Transfer!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay… you two, in the conference room with me. Nobody leaves until we work this out. Cage match!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Cage matches? Yeah, they work. How could they not work? If they didn’t work, everybody would still be in the cage."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, so Dwight, in your own words – [reads from complaint paper] “Someone replaced all my pens and pencils with crayons. I suspect Jim Halpert.” [flips to another paper] “Everyone has called me ‘Dwayne’ all day. I think Jim Halpert paid them to.”"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[laughs] Yes! Five bucks each. And it was totally worth it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[reading] “This morning, I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer and Jim Halpert tried to convince me I committed murder. I think he may be the real murderer.” [flips to another paper] “Jim Halpert said there was an abandoned infant in the woman’s room. When I went to save the child, I saw Meredith on the can.”  Gah. “This morning, I knocked myself in the head with the phone.”"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "That actually took a while. I had to put, uh, more and more nickels into his handset, till he got used to the weight, and then I just… took ’em all out."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[reading] “Every time I typed my name, it said ‘Diapers’.”"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Just a simple macro. You know, these actually don’t sound that funny one after another. But he does deserve it, though."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "“By the end of the day, my desk was about two feet closer to the copier.”"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, I just moved it an inch every time he went to the bathroom. And that’s how I spent my entire day that day."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "The Japanese have this thing called shiatsu massage, where they dig into your body, very hard. And it is very painful. And apparently, some people throw up. But the next day they feel great. I’ve never had one. They sound awful."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Maybe Stanford would be cool."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It’s a good market. Higher volume."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah. Maybe we should both go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I have a girlfriend…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Sure you do, Dwight. Sure."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, there’s like, 300 more of these. Let’s get to them later."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "So, you going to transfer Jim or not?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Maybe, I haven’t decided yet. Let’s get to work."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I want an answer by tomorrow."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. Oh… actually, tomorrow’s not good. How about later in the week?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Fine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good. Okay."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey! Wait. How about a group picture while you’re here?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Photographer",
                                "text": "I can’t. I only get reimbursed for the I.D. photos."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well… that’s… what, a computer camera, right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Photographer",
                                "text": "You mean digital?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’ll take like two seconds."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Photographer",
                                "text": "20 bucks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ugh… All right. Everybody, [looks around at the employees] come on. Group photo for the newsletter."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "You gotta be kiddin’ me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Come on, everybody."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Come on, let’s go. Creed, Kevin, Oscar… andale! Let’s go."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Photographer",
                                "text": "One, two, three… smile. [camera flashes, but no one smiles] Try to smile."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "We resolved a lot today, everybody. Think happy thoughts."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Photographer",
                                "text": "Alright, I’m just gonna take it on three…  whether you smile or not. One, two, three. [camera flashes]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good, let’s check that out. [looks at preview screen] Ew, okay, all right. One more. We’ll take one more."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Photographer",
                                "text": "That’ll be another 20."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Angela, I want to talk to you about something."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[off camera] You just press the button."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[looks at to Jim] I am. [looks at Angela] It’s about the Save The Date."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Pam, it wasn’t her."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What?!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’m the one who complained about you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I… I didn’t know that Toby was gonna write it down. [the camera flashes] I was just venting."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[off camera] Okay, good. Check that out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You know, it was one day."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[off camera] That’s terrible."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "And I took it right back. It was like…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Oh, dear."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[off camera] Let’s pay Mr. Price Gouger. [rejoins the group, on camera] Okay… we can do this. Come on, everybody. All right. Here we go. [flash goes off before he sits down]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It was really hard getting a good picture of fifteen people. He would not give me a good discount. And eight tries added up."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[flashback the photo being taken] One, two..[flash goes off] Didn’t say three, did I?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "But, I’m sort of an expert at Photoshop, so it turned out fine in the end. When people work together, there is going to be conflict. You can’t outrun your problems."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[on Pam’s answering machine] Hey, Pam… it’s Jim. Um, I have a doctor’s appointment in the city. So I probably won’t be in till the late afternoon. Just thought I’d let you know. Okay, bye. [camera shows Jim sitting on a waiting coach in another Dunder Mifflin office]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Female worker",
                                "text": "Okay, Jan will see you now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, thanks."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And that is why the idea of a cage match is so universally appealing. But here’s the thing about cage matches: sometimes you have to open the cage. And that is something Toby will never understand."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[elevator bell dings] What is this? What happened here?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I don’t know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, this does not look good. Did anyone see what happened around my desk area this morning?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Dwight, I really think someone’s probably just playing a prank on you, so just go right through it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "A prank, huh? This is official police line tape, okay? It’s not a prank."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Probably is."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Damn it, people! Someone must have seen something! [Jim’s cell phone beeping] Oh, you people are useless. Jesus."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[telephone ringing] Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam. Hold, please. Dwight, it’s the Sheriff. He said that it’s really important. It’s regarding your desk. I’ll transfer."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, no, no, don’t! I can’t… [groans] [telephone ringing]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Just cut through it, man, it’s no big deal."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "This is why I’m a Volunteer Sheriff’s Deputy and you’re not."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "That is not why. Wow, man, he really wants to get in touch with you. Maybe it’s a murder."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, there’s no blood."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Maybe poison?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Possibly."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "My God!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[exclaiming in fear] No, Jim, no! [Jim knocks Dwight’s phone off its cradle] [yelling toward the phone] Sheriff, this is Volunteer Sheriff’s Deputy Dwight Schrute. Press the pound key! What’s your 20?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Nothing much is happening today. We are having our photo IDs taken. Whoop-de-doo. Can’t always be like The Apprentice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "On Big Brother, something important happens every day. But real life is not like that."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Photographer",
                                "text": "[Dwight slurping] Okay, here we go. One, two…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "He sometimes wears glasses, write that down. Also, that may not be his real hair."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I hate it when people don’t tell each other why they’re angry. My dad was like that. I would say, “What’s wrong, Dad? What’s wrong, Dad? What’s wrong, Dad? What’s wrong, Dad? What’s wrong, Dad? What’s wrong, Dad?” Over and over and over. And he would just look at me like I was an idiot."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m the one who petitioned the office board to have these ID badges taken."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Photographer",
                                "text": "So there were no death threats?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Let me see your ID."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "There is this old story about two women who each think they are the mother of this baby. And they can’t decide, so they bring the baby to a wise man. Just like a manager in those days. And the wise man says, “I will adopt this baby and raise it as a Hindu.” See? They didn’t expect that. And that fixed it. Because I think he was the dad anyway."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "There are dozens of old complaints in here. Cold cases, like the show. [imitating gonging] And Toby is a lazy detective who has decided that these armed robberies and rapes and murder/suicides are not important enough to solve. Well, you know what? I have a problem with that. And I’m going to open up these cases before Toby can kill or rape another person."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Photographer",
                                "text": "All right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "That’s not bad. Hey, do you do weddings?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Photographer",
                                "text": "Would you seriously want your wedding photos to look like that?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Not bad."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I gave her a higher clearance than you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What does Level Red mean?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’d tell you, but then I’d have to kill you. [laughing maniacally]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Wait. [puts eye drops in] [Photographer takes the shot and her eyes are  closed]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "No, wait. [put on a hat] Yeah."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 10
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "You must have misdialed. This is Phyllis. No, I’m not sure what his extension is. [glares at Stanley as he glares right back]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 11
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Wow! I never thought Dwight would go postal. It’s always the person you least expect and I always thought Dwight would go postal."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 12
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Come on, Dwight, I think it’s actually healthy to get it off your chest."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m done talking. I am a Schrute. We don’t back down."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "You’re arrogant and pompous, and I don’t like you."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 13
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "“Cage Match”? I don’t know if it was in the packet from corporate, because I barely read any of it. So if you’re asking if I stole their idea, the answer is no."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 14
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hank the Security Guard",
                                "text": "Excuse me, sir! Dwight Schrute, is that your real name?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes, sir."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Morning."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hank the Security Guard",
                                "text": "Good morning. Okay, go ahead."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Thank you. [elevator door closes] No, come on… God!"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 15
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "Casino Night",
                "description": "The Dunder Mifflin crew holds a casino party at the warehouse and Michael has two dates.",
                "episode_id": 22,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 111,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 53,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 46,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 40,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jan",
                        "appearances": 40,
                        "id": "jan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Carol",
                        "appearances": 30,
                        "id": "carol"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 16,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Roy",
                        "appearances": 11,
                        "id": "roy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Darryl",
                        "appearances": 11,
                        "id": "darryl"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Oscar",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "oscar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "toby"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dealer",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "dealer"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Creed",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "creed"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Billy",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "billy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Meredith",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "meredith"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Meredith’s Vet",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "meredith’s-vet"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Billy’s Girlfriend",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "billy’s-girlfriend"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Bob",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "bob"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "kelly"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Bob Vance",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "bob-vance"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Deleted Scene 1 Michael",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "deleted-scene-1-michael"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Tonight the Scranton Business Park is having Casino Night and we are converting our warehouse into a full-blown gambling hall. And I know it’s illegal in Pennsylvania, but it’s for charity. And I consider myself a great philanderer. It’s just… It’s nice to know at the end of the day, I can look in the mirror and say, “Michael, because of you, some little kid in the Congo has a belly full of rice this evening.” Makes you feel good."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Excuse me. How long is the wait for a table for two?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I would never, ever serve you. Not in a million, billion years."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s a nice tux."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I know. It belonged to my grandfather. He was buried in it, so family heirloom."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "So, what’s the deal? We gotta pay for our own drinks? That’s lame."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Come on, it’ll be fun, and besides, I’m a roulette expert."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Impossible. Roulette is not a game of skill, it is a game of chance."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I can always kind of win at roulette."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, really? Mmm-hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "How would you do that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Mind control."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[laughs] You can’t be serious. Are you serious?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ever since I was a little kid, like, eight or nine, I could sort of control things with my mind."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I don’t believe you. Continue."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "It was just little thing, you know, like I could make something shake or I could make a marble fall off the counter. You know, just little things."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[scoffs] That’s ridiculous. You know what? Uh… Why don’t you move that coat rack? Excuse me, everyone! Attention in the office, please. Jim is about to prove his telekinetic powers and he needs absolute silence. Go ahead."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay, I’ll try. [The coat rack wobbles] [Pam holds up an umbrella handle to the camera in another scene]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, my God."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I try not to think of it as lagging behind. It’s more of a David-and-Goliath thing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[on phone] Yeah, but… Well, the fact of the matter is that your branch is currently number four of the five branches that I oversee."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Top 80 percent!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "You know that I’m very serious here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Jan, listen, I promise that I will kick it up a notch. Bam!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Emeril. Oh, actually, while I have you, not that I have you or have ever had you, but we’re having our Casino Night tonight and I think everyone would love to see their fearless leader here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I thought that you were their fearless leader."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I am, but you are the Eva Peron to my Cesar Chavez."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[laughs] I think you can handle it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, come on. Come on."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I think so, Michael…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know, it’d be fun. I can hear it in your voice. You need a break."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Goodbye, Michael."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Jan and I understand each other. The romance thing is sort of on hold for the time being, but we’ve remained good friends. Good friends with privileges. Not now, some day."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, everybody. Tonight’s event is to benefit the Boy Scouts of America."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Again? We do that every year."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, they need our money. They don’t have cookies like the Girl Scouts."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "It’d be nice to do something for people who are actually suffering."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, Oscar, if you don’t like it, then you should concentrate on winning. Because the person at the end of the evening with the highest chip count will receive $500 to donate to the charity of their choice. And they will get a mini-fridge compliments of Vance Refrigeration."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So get your charities in to Pam. I, for example, am playing for Comic Relief."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "That doesn’t exist anymore."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Comedy is very much alive, as are homeless people."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, they stopped making that show."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, then, they need our money more than ever."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "You have to pick an approved, non-profit organization."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "There’s a great soup kitchen in downtown Scranton. Delicious pea soup on Thursdays. I’ll probably give the money to them."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Something with animals. Or people."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Kobe Bryant has a foundation, and he is so hot. And he gave his wife the biggest diamond ring. I know he didn’t do it. …Maybe he did it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "We are giving money that has been gambled. Why don’t we just deal drugs or prostitute ourselves,  and donate that money to charity?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, and another fun thing. We, at the end of the night, are going to give the check to an actual group of Boy Scouts. Right, Toby? We’re gonna…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Actually, I didn’t think it was appropriate to invite children since it’s… You know, there’s gambling and alcohol, and it’s in our dangerous warehouse and it’s a school night… And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know, is that enough? Should I keep going?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not… that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be. Okay, you know what? I will not donate my winnings to Comic Relief, since apparently it doesn’t exist. I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I think you mean the aid to Afghanistan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Afghani."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Afghani."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s a dog."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, that’s Afghan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s a shawl."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Wait, canine AIDS?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No. Humans with AIDS."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Who has AIDS?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Guys, the Afghanistananies."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, you know what? No. No. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "There are certain topics that are off-limits to comedians, JFK, AIDS, the Holocaust. The Lincoln Assassination just recently became funny. “I need to see this play like I need a hole in the head.” [laughs] And I hope to someday live in a world where a person could tell a hilarious AIDS joke. It’s one of my dreams."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What are you doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, nothing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "“Till Death Do Us Rock.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "They’re wedding bands."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Roy was supposed to pick the band, but he’s concentrating more on the bachelor party now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wait, wait, where you going? I mean, even if you don’t hire a band, you still have to watch the bands. Pam, these are people who have never given up on their dreams. I have great respect for that. And, yes, they’re all probably very bad and that will make me feel better about not having dreams."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "There’s a KISS cover band in here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Let’s do it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I’m pretty happy these days. I’m getting married soon and I’m getting along with everybody at work."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Why did I talk to Jan about transferring? Well, you know… I have no future here."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I have already put down the deposit. Do you understand how a deposit works?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Mike, I am not having fire-eaters in a paper warehouse."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s Casino Night like Las Vegas. There are fire-eaters all over the place."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Except my warehouse."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, actually, it’s my warehouse."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Actually, it’s owned by Beakman Properties, and Dunder Mifflin is four years into a seven-year lease."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Why are you here?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "When Darryl was coming, you said you wanted me here for protection."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Not. I said, not that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "We just have a lot of stuff down there that could be stolen."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s ironic."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That you are afraid."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Why? ‘Cause I’m from the hood?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dinkin’ flicka."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "[sighs] Dinkin’ flicka."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "I taught Mike some, uh, phrases to help with his interracial conversations. You know, stuff like, “Fleece it out.” “Going mach five.” “Dinkin’ flicka.” You know, things us Negroes say."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Give me some. [Michael and Darryl perform simultaneous hand gesture]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Oh, yeah, I taught him a handshake, too."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[Jim ejects a videotape from the VCR and puts in a new one] Wow. I don’t know how you’re gonna decide. They are all extremely good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I think I should hire them all. Do like Lollapalooza."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Have three stages, yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Your mom would love that. She would. Oh, this band is called Scrantonicity."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Let’s take a look. Nice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, wait. That’s Kevin. On the drums."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "On the drums! On the drums!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, my God, that’s Kevin! Great song, Kev. Oh,  my God, he’s the drummer and the singer."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "We really don’t do a lot of weddings. We actually don’t play in public very often. We are all really hoping that Pam’s wedding works out. This could be a turning point for the band."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wow. Oh!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, my…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, you haven’t seen that since 1983. That is amazing. Okay, we have to sign him. I’m gonna call the label, we’re gonna…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No! No!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, Pam, you’re gonna lose him to another wedding."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, come back! No, no, no!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Kev!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Jim is great. Being with him just takes away all the stress of planning my wedding."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[phone rings] Yes"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[phone rings] Michael, Carol Stills for you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Who?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Carol Stills."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Do I know a Carol Stills?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Your realtor."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, yeah, put her through. Hey Carol, how goes the real estate biz? Is it real good?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s still me."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Sometimes I don’t put Michael through until he’s already said something. I look at it as a practice run for him. He usually does better on the second attempt."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Carol, you’re on with Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "[on phone] Hello, Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hi, Carol. How you doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "I’m great. I just needed one last signature for your mortgage insurance."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, hey, no problemo. Incidentally, I love the place."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Oh, great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Great. It has a little bit of a weird smell. It’s okay. At Christmas, the tree helped."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Oh, good, I’m glad. Can I drop it over later?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Actually, I’m sort of hosting this charity thing in our warehouse, Casino Night."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Oh, great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, it’ll be good. You know what? Why don’t you come by? Bring the papers, I’ll sign them and then you can stay and have a drink."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "To the casino thing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah. It’ll be fun. What do you…[phone rings] What do you…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, I’m sorry. Could you hold on? Yes?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Michael, Jan’s on line two."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, put her through. [Deep voice] Jan Levinson, I presume?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s still me. Uh, Jan, here’s Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, Jan. How you doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "You know, I… I thought about it and you are right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I am?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I could use a little fun. So, I am going to drive up for your Casino Night."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Incidentally, what is the charity?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "AIDS."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Okay, then. I will see you tonight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, sounds great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Bye-bye."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Bye Hello, Carol? Hi, sorry about that. I just…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "No problemo."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "To answer your question…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "I’d love to go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "I have to get a sitter, but that shouldn’t be a problem."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Problem. Good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "And I’ll bring the papers, too."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good, All right. Sounds great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "I’ll see you tonight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Bye."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Bye."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Two queens on Casino Night. I am going to drop a deuce on everybody."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[People playing casino games as the actual Casino Night begins] Oh, my God!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Yeah! That’s great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Hi."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, Carol."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Hi."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You look great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Thanks. Thank you for inviting me. It looks so great in here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, well… Kiss. [Michael kisses her on the cheek, pauses and then kisses her on the other cheek] That’s how we do it in the paper biz. It’s European and… Yes? Ah, Dwight [Kisses cheeks]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Code name Re/Max is here. No sign of Lan Jevinson."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m Michael’s wingman. I’ve got his back. Two dates. He’s got two dates tonight. My job is to keep Jan away from Carol and vice versa. Michael said, “We must deceive them, so as not to hurt them, and in that way, we honor them.”"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Can I get you a drink? The food is from Hooters."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Drink would be good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Oh, I steal things all the time. It’s just something I do. I stopped caring a long time ago. You should see how many supplies I’ve taken from this place. Honestly, I love stealing things."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Billy’s Girlfriend",
                                "text": "I’m gonna get a drink. Do you need anything?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Billy",
                                "text": "No, I’m fine. Thank’s sweetheart."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Billy’s Girlfriend",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Billy, your nurse is hot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Billy",
                                "text": "That’s my girlfriend."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Your nurse became your girlfriend? Sweet."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Billy",
                                "text": "She was never my nurse. I met her at Chili’s. She was my waitress."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Chili’s is great."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Welkommen, Bienvenue, and welcome to Monte Carlo! Dwight. I am no longer your boss. Lady Fortune is your boss."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "[Under his breath] Will Lady Fortune give me a raise?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Shut it, shut it, shut it. Will Lady Fortune be your mistress? Only time will tell, my friends. Leave all your preconceived notions about casinos at the door. Old friends, new lovers, and the disabled!  Welcome all! Great, okay. Shuffle up and deal. Let’s get it started! Black-Eyed Crows."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dealer",
                                "text": "Okay, the game is No-Limit Texas Hold’em. Good luck, everybody. That’s at least four red chips to you, sir."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All-in. [Other players fold their hands]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Bluffing is a key part of poker, which is too bad, because I’m not very good at bluffing. Did you believe me?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "I’ll call."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What are… That’s insane."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "I have good cards."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, Toby, I went all-in on the first hand, so doesn’t that tell you that I might have good cards, too? So don’t be stupid. Just take it back."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dealer",
                                "text": "No, I’m sorry. He can’t, sir. He’s gone all-in."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, all right, whatever."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dealer",
                                "text": "Flip them."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You really screwed that up. [Michael leaves]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Wow."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "I don’t really play cards, but I’m not gonna lie to you. It felt really good to take money from Michael. Gonna chase that feeling."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I expect to do very well tonight. I have an acute ability to read people. Jim, for instance, has a huge tell. When he gets a good hand, he coughs."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[coughs] I will raise. [Dwight sighs and folds his cards] Thanks."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "It’s the weirdest thing. Every time I cough, he folds."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Wow, bad luck."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, whatever. Hey, you know what? If luck weren’t involved, I would always be winning. [Sees Jan] Oh, my God. Oh, my God."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Jan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Hi."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Look, okay, I think we’re all adults here, and it has always been my understanding that we have an open relationship."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "What are you… Just… Wait, what’re you talking about?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "What does that mean?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "After you said you weren’t coming, I invited Carol to come and I don’t think that I did anything wrong."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "No. No, you didn’t. Hi, I’m Jan. I’m Michael’s boss."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Hi, hi."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Does anyone want a drink?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "No, I’m good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Okay. [Carol stares at Michael]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hey, hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey. What…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Jan’s here."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Give me the dice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Come on, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Let’s go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Billy",
                                "text": "It’s all on you, baby. Let’s go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Good evening, Dwight. What is this?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Evening, Angela. This is craps. I need to roll an eight. If I do, everyone wins."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Then roll an eight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Thank you, Angela."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Good luck, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah! Yeah! [Kisses Angela, she slaps him and walks away smiling]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Dwight, let’s keep it going. Let’s keep it going. Let’s go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Let it ride. Let it all ride."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Give me the dice!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "“Yeah, right,” what?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What was this? [Makes face]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[Laughs] I have good cards."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Mhmm, And I’m gonna take you all-in."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wow. I think you’re bluffing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Yeah, I think she’s full of it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Straight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh. Three nines."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Pam. Jim Halpert, ladies and gentlemen."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Thank you very much. It was fun."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Cosmopolitan, please."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Can I get a red wine? So, two hours? That’s a long drive."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Well, it’s part of the job, you know? Keep an eye on things. So… Why not? So, how long have you and Michael been…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Oh, well, actually, I guess this would be our first date. I guess."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Casino Night in the warehouse. Good sport."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Well, I’m having a nice time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Oh, me too. Me too."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "One beer and one Seven and Seven with eight maraschino cherries, sugar on the rim, blended if you can."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So, that’s still going on, huh? You and Kelly?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dealer",
                                "text": "The point is four. Shooter, roll it. Four!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Come on, shooter!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Four! [Holds dice in front of Carol] Blow. Blow for luck! Yeah! Also, you. Not playing favorites. [Holds dice in front of Jan] All right, here we go!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "All right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dealer",
                                "text": "Five."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So close. So close."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Come on. [Turns to Jan] So where you staying? Radisson?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Super 8?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "No, I…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Motel 6? Best Western?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I didn’t… I don’t know…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Holiday Inn? The Hyatt in Wilkes-Barre? You staying with Michael?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I won the 2002 $2,500 No-Limit Deuce-to-Seven-Draw Tournament at the World Series of Poker in Vegas. So, yeah… I’m pretty good at poker."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "All-in."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Okay, let’s do it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Bob Vance",
                                "text": "Good Luck, honey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Oh, thank you, Bobby. But it doesn’t matter, it’s just fun to play."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Three queens."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Nice, very nice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I have an ace."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "No, that’s a flush."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, man!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Oh, I have a flush!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Bob",
                                "text": "Yes!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Look, I won! Look I have all the clovers! You wanna play again?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I suck."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "She took you down, huh?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I do not want to talk about it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Hey, I saw your tape. Your band, Scrantonicity? You guys rock."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Yeah?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Yeah, you guys wanna play our wedding?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Awesome. Did Pam say it was okay?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Whatever. I’m in charge of the music."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Dude, you will not be sorry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Sweet. All right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "All right."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Smoke?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, thanks. You having fun?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Fabulous time. I drove two and a half hours to get here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, we all really…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Left work early, drove down here. And I am completely underdressed"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, I think you look great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Why did I hook up with Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, why did you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "It was very late, Jim. Very… Very late and… Have you given any more thought to the transfer?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Good. Have you told anyone?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Well, you should."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Bob",
                                "text": "Excuse me. Big moment. The evening’s chip leader and winner of this beautiful mini-refrigerator courtesy of Vance Refrigeration, Creed Bratton, Dunder Mifflin!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Thanks. I never owned a refrigerator."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Sorry, babe. I am just beat."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s okay. I’ll see you at home."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Okay. Hey, don’t try to lose too much money, all right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "If you still want a honeymoon. Hey, Halpert. Keep an eye on her, all right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay, will do."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "See you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Bye! Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey, how’s it going?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Good, especially after I took all your money in poker."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah. Hey, can I talk to you about something?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "About when you want to give me more of your money?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, I…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Did you wanna do that now? We can go inside. I’m feeling kind of good tonight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I was just… I’m in love with you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’m really sorry if that’s weird for you to hear, but I needed you to hear it. Probably not good timing, I know that. I just…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What are you doing? What do you expect me to say to that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I just needed you to know. Once."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Well, I um… I… I can’t."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You have no idea…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Don’t do that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "…what your friendship means to me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Come on. I don’t wanna do that. I wanna be more than that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I can’t. I’m really sorry if you misinterpreted things. It’s probably my fault."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Not your fault. I’m sorry I misinterpreted our friendship."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Hey. I’m leaving."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "So, I just wanted to congratulate you on a fantastic evening. You did the company proud."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "And thanks for inviting me. You were right, I needed it. So, thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. Thanks for coming."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Nice to meet you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "You, too."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "And you guys have a good time together."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. Talk to you Monday."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Goodbye."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good night. She’s a good boss."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "She seems really nice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, she’s great."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Love triangle. Drama. All worked out in the end, though. The hero got the girl. Who saw that coming? I did. And Jan was really happy for me. So actually the hero got two girls. He got the girl that he works with and he got the girl that he buys real estate from. So, I’ve got my New York girl and my local flavor. Life is good."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[On phone] About 10 minutes ago. No, I didn’t know what to say.  Yes, I know.  Um, I don’t know, mom, he’s my best friend.  Yeah, he’s great.  Yeah, I think I am. [Jim enters] I have to go. I will. Listen, Jim… [They kiss]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Deleted Scene 1 Michael",
                                "text": "Everybody, in the conference room now, please. Thank you. Time is money."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Do you need anything?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Should I get water or donuts?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Come on, let’s go. Take a seat."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "What’s going on, Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I want somebody to give me the name of one of our biggest competitors."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Office Depot!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good. Yes, that will work. All right. Now I need a plural noun. [All groaning]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Apparently Michael has come up with a Dunder Mifflin Mad Lib, and he’s making us play it with him. We are so happy. No. I’d like to choose a different adjective."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "How about a location?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "The planet Caprica."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Where the hell is that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It’s from Battlestar Galactica."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, all right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I am going back to my desk…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no, no. No, no, not until you give me an adjective."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Annoying."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "We already have that. So…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Frustrating."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, Toby, damn it, come on! We already have that. I need something fun. Something like fat or smelly. Or pukey. Pukey. Pukey’s good. Okay. Pukey. Now I need a noun."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Ass."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good. Thank you, Phyllis. That wasn’t so hard. All right, here we go. “Office Depot is an annoying store. One day Creed went there to buy paper. And he ran into irritating Cylons.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah, get them, Creed!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "“One of them was named Michael Scott, and he was an…” Oh, damn it. Okay. Okay, okay, we’re… Okay, we’re starting over."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "My charity is the Farm Defense Fund. It’s one of the best organizations that fights infestation of the beet armyworm."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "My charity is the Lackawanna County Volunteer Sheriff’s Department, because Dwight’s a Volunteer Sheriff. So I thought this was a perfect opportunity to support/mock him."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I don’t believe that Jim moved that coat rack. But if he did, he has an obligation to use his gift wisely. With great power comes great responsibility. They could do a cross-section of his brain to find out more. But I don’t think it’s true, though."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Look, if anything goes missing, we will reimburse."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Yeah. Can Dunder Mifflin afford that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dang! Paper making paper, I.e. money."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Paper money. [clears throat] Yeah. The company’s doing fine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Mike, we’re not shipping as much as we did last year."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey. Okay. You know what? Don’t even think. I command you to just go down and have fun tonight. All right? Don’t think about it."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Our numbers are down, yes, but we have a heck of a crew here in Scranton. Hardworking, motivated, dynamic. Every single last one of them. They follow my lead. I sort of set the tone. And it doesn’t hurt that my ex works for corporate. Jan loves this branch, and I think that’s really more than half the battle."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It is extremely stressful, planning a wedding by yourself. It’s like a job. I mean, it’s fun, but it kind of becomes like work. I’ve already planned it all out in my head. But it’s just in my head."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith’s Vet",
                                "text": "Hey. Meredith, right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Oh, God. Oh, no. I have this problem all the time. I never remember people I’ve had sex with."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith’s Vet",
                                "text": "I’m your vet."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Oh, right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith’s Vet",
                                "text": "And we had sex in the parking lot."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    }
                ]
            }
        ]
    },
    {
        "season_id": 3,
        "episodes": [
            {
                "title": "Gay Witch Hunt",
                "description": "Michael apologizes to Oscar, after he finds out he's gay, for calling him a homosexual slur--but his apology outs Oscar to the entire office. And Jim decides to take a promotion at the Stamford office.",
                "episode_id": 1,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 63,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 18,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Oscar",
                        "appearances": 17,
                        "id": "oscar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 13,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 12,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jan",
                        "appearances": 12,
                        "id": "jan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 10,
                        "id": "toby"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Andy",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "andy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Roy",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "roy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Meredith",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "meredith"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Josh",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "josh"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Karen",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "karen"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "kelly"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Creed",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "creed"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah, I’m not a temp anymore.  I got Jim’s uh, old job.  Which means at my 10 year high school reunion it will not say “Ryan Howard is a temp.” It will say “Ryan Howard is a junior sales associate at a mid-range paper supply firm.  …that’ll show ’em."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[after “the kiss”] You have no idea how long I’ve wanted to do that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Me too.  …I think we’re just drunk."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No I’m not drunk.  Are you drunk?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No… [Jim leans in for another kiss] Jim—"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Are you really gonna marry him?  [Pam nods] …Ok."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[sobbing] Jim is gone.  He’s gone.  I miss him so much.  Ooooh I cry myself to sleep, Jim!  [serious] False.  I do not miss him."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No!  That is the fun of this place.  I call everybody “faggie”. Why would anybody find that offensive?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "OK I think Oscar would just like if you used “lame” or something like that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s what faggie means!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "No not really…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Apparently you called Oscar “faggie” for liking the movie Shakespeare in Love more than an action movie."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It wasn’t just an action movie, it was Die Hard!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "All right Michael, but Oscar’s really gay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Exactly!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "I mean for real."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, I know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "No, I mean he’s attracted to other men."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK, a little too far, crossed the line."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "OK, I am telling you, Oscar is an actual homosexual.  Yeah, he told me this morning.  And, obviously he hopes he can count on your discretion."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I would have never called him that if I knew.  You don’t… You don’t call retarded people “retards”.  It’s bad taste.  You call your friends “retards” when they’re acting retarded.  And I consider Oscar a friend."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Listen man, I am so sorry.  I had no idea."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "No, it’s fine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No.  No it’s not.  I feel terrible about it.  I have been calling people “faggie” since I was in junior high, and I have never made this mistake.  If I don’t know how to behave, it is because I am just so far the opposite way, you know?  I’m just… I, I can’t even imagine… the… thing.  Maybe we could go out for a beer sometime.  And you could tell me… how… you do that to another dude."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "That sounds like a great, wonderful idea, let’s do that."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "[in reference to Oscar being gay] It explains so much."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "No, I’m not gay.  And I don’t understand why anyone would think, that I’m gay… if… [sighs] Uh… yeah I’m gay."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I can’t say whether Dunder Mifflin paper is less flammable, sir, but I can assure that it is certainly not more flammable."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Why did I transfer to Stamford?  I think that’s pretty obvious.  I got promoted!  And you can’t beat that view… right?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Hey, Big Tuna!  You’re single right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Uh-huh, yeah.  I am."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "She’s pretty hot huh? [Jim nods]  She’s completely crazy.  Steer clear Big Tuna.  Head for open waters."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "OooOK."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "OooOK."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I ate a tuna sandwich, on my first day.  So, Andy started calling me Big Tuna.  …I don’t think any of them actually know my real name."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Big Tuna is a super ambitious guy, you know?  Cut your throat to get ahead kind of guy, but I mean I’m not threatened by him.  I went to Cornell, you ever heard of it? [laughs]  I graduated in four years.  I never studied once.  I was drunk the whole time, and I sang in the acappella group, “Here Comes Treble.”"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "So, end of day we are going to have a little diversity policy refresher, because of some more problems at the Scranton branch.  And I have a list of business startups I got from the chamber.  Yes, I am going to need someone to cold call them."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, I can do that."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Jim’s nice enough.  I dont… I don’t know how well he’s fitting in here. He’s always looking at the camera like this.  [makes classic “Jim”-camera face] What is that?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Can you tell who’s gay and who’s not?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Of course."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What about Oscar?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Absolutely not."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, he is."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Well, he’s not dressed in women’s clothes, so…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[deep sigh] There could be others…  I need to know.  I don’t want to offend anybody else."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You could assume everyone is, and not say anything offensive."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, I’m sure everyone would appreciate me treating them like they were gay."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, what about Angela?   She’s hard and severe.  She could be a gay woman."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I really don’t think so."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t know, I can imagine her with another woman, can’t you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[creepy smile]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Do some research.  Find out if there’s a way to tell by just looking at them."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Jim told me you could buy gay-dar online."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s ridiculous."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah probably.  He didn’t tell the truth a lot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[sighs] Let’s call him and get the website."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Definitely."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What’s gay-dar?  Oh, oh, gay-dar, yes!  No, uh, I think they have it at Sharper Image.  Oh, you know what?  I could check for you.  No problem.  [loudly fake typing]  It’s sold out!  Yeah sorry about that, that’s a bummer."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, they’re sold out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Damn.  [thinks]  I’ll try Brookstone."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I miss that."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Chicken or fish?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[loud sigh] Chicken."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "So you havin’ a good day?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Excellent, thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Good, glad.  OK."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah, I didn’t go through with the wedding.  I got cold feet, a few days before.  And I can’t really explain it.  I just had to get out of that relationship.  We still had to pay for all the food.  So we froze it.  But I’m, I’m doing well.  I have my own apartment.  I’m taking art classes.  And I have lunch for the next five weeks."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "After Pam dumped me, I um, I kinda stopped taking care of myself there, and uh, I hit bottom when uh, drunk driving arrest.  I’ve been working out and um, you know, I’m not gonna take her for granted.  I gotta win her back."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I got them a toaster.  They called off the wedding and gave the toaster back to me.  I tried to return the toaster to the store, and they said they no longer sold that kind of toaster.  So now my house has got two toasters."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "That is so cool that you’re gay.  I totally underestimated you."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Yes I’m super cool.  I am an accountant at a failing paper supply company, Scranton.  Much like, um, sir Ian McClellan."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Sure, sometimes I watch Will and Grace… and I want to throw up.  It’s terribly loud.  I do like it sometimes when Harry Connick Jr. is on.  He’s so talented."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "OK.  Who put my calculator in Jello?  Good one.  But uh, seriously, guys who did this?  Seriously guys, who did this?  I need to know who put my calculator in Jello, or I’m gonna lose MY FRICKIN’ MIND!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "You know, it’s amazing to me that in this day and age, you could be so obtuse about sexual orientation."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I watch the L Word.  I watch, Queer as F***, so…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "That’s not what it’s called."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "OK, Michael, are you aware that you ousted Oscar today?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?  What does that even…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Coming out, is a significant moment for a gay person, and they should be allowed to select the timing and manner of announcing it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, gay pride, right? Gay pride parade?  It’s not like gay… shame festival."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "All right, now Oscar’s feeling discriminated against by his co-workers, primarily Angela, and um, that’s your fault."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I think Angela might be gay.  Could Oscar and Angela be having a gay affair?  Maybe!  Is that what this is about?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "NO!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t kn–"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "No, it’s not possible."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Anything’s possible."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "You know, imagine… you were gay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[laughs] Well, I’m not gay Jan, and you should know that better than anybody!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael, your immaturity is extremely disappointing and may even lead to a lawsuit which is the absolute last thing this company needs right now.  Do you understand?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "The company has made it my responsibility today to put an end to 100,000 years of being weirded out by gays."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Am I the first gay man you ever knew?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Trick question!  Cause you can’t always tell, so… how would I know.  Is that the right answer?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Michael, Dwight’s looking at gay pornography on his computer."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Uh, Michael knows Pam.  He asked me to do this just for him.  He has his own reasons."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[looking at gay porn] Nothing wrong with this stuff.  At all.  This is fine.  You know what.  Gay porn, straight porn, it’s all goooooood!  I don’t particularly get into this.  But uh, you know what.  I totally see the merit!  And actually… it is quite beautiful."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ah damn pop-ups."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "What are you doing?!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Watching some of your friends."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[yelling] All right, everybody in the conference room!  I don’t care if you are gay, or straight, or a lesbian, or overweight!  JUST GET IN HERE!  RIGHT NOW!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Did you know that gay used to mean happy?  When I was growing up it meant lame.  And now it means a man, who makes love… to other men."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "We’re all homos!  Homosapiens.  Gays aren’t necessarily who you think they are, people.  I mean anybody could be gay.  Business-men.  Like antique dealers, or hairdressers, or… accountants.  Oscar, why don’t you take this opportunity to officially come out, to everybody here.  However you want to do it.  Go ahead.  Stand up.  I’m doing this for you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Yes I’m gay.  And I didn’t plan on sharing that part of my life with you today, so, whatever.  Can I sit down now?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": ":"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Who should be the judges and juries of our society?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Judges and juries!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, that’s a good point.  She has a good point.  Because gay marriage currently is not legal, under U.S. law.  I bet a lot of straight men wish that applied to them.  So they could go out there and have some torrid unabashed monkey sex as much as they could.  You know?  Sounds pretty good, right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": ":"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I think all the other office gays should identify themselves, or I will do it for them."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "No one else in this office is gay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What about Phyllis?  She makes absolutely no attempt to be feminine!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I’m getting married to Bob Vance."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s great.  Congratulations Phyllis.  That is great, and frankly kiiiiiiiind of amazing!  [laughs] See?  Everybody has a chance!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "But still, Phyllis, in college?  Did you ever experiment with other women?  A lot of women do!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "No, you knew me in high school.  Course, we all thought you were gay in high school."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[laughing] Right!  [serious] And I take that as a compliment."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Well with your ties and your matching socks and —"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, I just like to look good OK, so —"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "You sound pretty defensive Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, I am just coming out myself.  I am coming out hetero!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "I think the problem with this office is that you are sending mixed signals about my being here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No no no.  The only signal that I am sending is:"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Look, if I was gay, I would be the most flamboyant gay you have ever seen.  I would be leading the parade covered in feathers, and just… I would be waving that rainbow flag."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "I don’t think I can work here any longer.  This has been the worst, most backwards day of my life."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You misunderstand– OK.  You know what, OK.  I uh, I’m gonna put my money where my mouth is.  You ready?  I am going to embrace Oscar.  You might want to watch this Angela, because you can’t catch anything.  Here we go.  We are going to make a statement.  You and I are going to make a statement together.  Oscar is my friend —"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "I would rather not."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "…and I just don’t care who sees it, doesn’t bother me!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "No, NO!  I don’t want to touch you, ever consider that?  You’re ignorant, and insulting, and small!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right, um… sorry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Michael… I’m sorry.  That was a good idea.  Come on, come on. [Oscar and Michael hug]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[sobbing] I’m sorry I called you faggie.  You’re not faggie.  You’re a a good guy."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael appears to be gay too.  And yet he is my friend.  I guess I do have a gay friend."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[embracing Oscar]You know what, I’m going to raise the stakes.  I want you to watch this.  And I want you to burn this into your brains.  Because this is an image that I want you people to remember for a long time to come.  Whenever you come into the office I want you to think about this.  [awkwardly kissing Oscar]  I did it.  See.  I’m still here.  We’re all still here. [everyone claps]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Dwight gets up to kiss Oscar]  Oh come on!  Dwight!  Come on, man!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "We are not in the playground anymore.  There are new rules.  We have to be mature.  But we can’t lose the spirit of child like wonder.  What is love…  anyway?  Maybe it’s supposed to break all the rules.  Like me and Jan.  Or Oscar… and some guy.  Life is short.  When two people find each other, what should stand in their way?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I am glad that today spurred social change.  That’s part of my job as regional manager.  But you know what?  Even if it didn’t, at least we put this matter to bed.  …that’s what she said.  Or he said."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, there’s Gill.  Oscar’s roommate.  I wonder if he knows?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "I was going to quit.  But Jan offered me a three month paid vacation and a company car.  All I had to do was sign something saying I won’t sue.  Gill and I are going to Europe.  Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[reading the note with the gay-dar]  “Hope this helps.  -Jim”  Nice!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "[Dwight is running the gay-dar over Oscar’s body]  What are you doing?!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Shhh.  Don’t be scared.  [gay-dar beeps over Oscar’s belt buckle, Dwight smiles] It works.  [gay-dar goes off next to Dwight’s belt buckle]  …oh no."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[on speakerphone] Okay, what is your goal for after lunch?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I will do my job to the best of my abilities."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[under breath] Heaven help us. [aloud] Specifically."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I will do my regional manager job to the best of my capability."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Specifically, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Specifically, Jan, I will make at least ten phone calls to clients."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, I have to begin every day by letting Jan know what I intend to accomplish, and then I have to call her at the end of the day to tell her what I did accomplish. But it’s not mandatory. It’s something that I… wanted to do… and so it’s voluntary, really. Even though she… makes me. I think she just wants to hear my voice. Because we’re no longer lovers, and she’s just hurting. But things are going well with Carol. I’ve seen her seven times in the last few months, and I’m growing very fond of her kids. Tommy, who I call Tomas, and the little girl…"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[on speakerphone] Are you on the toilet, Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[quietly] No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Well, I know sometimes you are and… that you wouldn’t tell me, so I’m just going to assume that you are, and call me back when you’re finished."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. [Jan hangs up. Toby opens the office door.]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[sigh]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hi, honey.  You holding up?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yup."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I’m… painting my new apartment tonight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, good. By yourself?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Aw. Well, hang in there, okay?  You know what? You should get one of this big body pillows. That way you wouldn’t miss you-know-who so much."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Roy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Right."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What do I think? I think everybody should stay out of everybody’s personal business!"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Yes, I’m gay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "[shocked expression]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Why are all the best-looking single men always gay?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Hey, Big Tuna. You ever Google Google? What do you think would happen?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Let’s find out. [starts typing]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "[makes frustrated noises]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh! Lots of results."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "I didn’t mean you should do it. You were supposed to ponder it. It’s… You removed the fun. Thanks a lot, Big Tuna."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "The Convention",
                "description": "Michael and Dwight go to a convention in Philadelphia and run into Jim, and Michael becomes jealous of Jim's relationship with his new boss. Meanwhile, Pam gets ready for her first date since her engagement.",
                "episode_id": 2,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 118,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 40,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 32,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 29,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Josh",
                        "appearances": 27,
                        "id": "josh"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jan",
                        "appearances": 15,
                        "id": "jan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 10,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "kelly"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Alan",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "alan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 6,
                        "id": "toby"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Evan",
                        "appearances": 6,
                        "id": "evan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jerome Bettis",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "jerome-bettis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Creed",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "creed"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Guy",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "guy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Meredith",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "meredith"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ted",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "ted"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Waiter",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "waiter"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim, Josh, and Dwight",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "jim,-josh,-and-dwight"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Pam?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Did you see Oprah yesterday?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, I didn’t."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I, uh… I am going to be a father."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What was Oprah about?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Angelina Jolie was on. And she adopted a baby from Asia, and she said that it changed her life. And that really inspired me. So, I want you to look into seeing how much a little Chinese baby would cost."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "That’s a really big decision."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Maybe you should wait before you adopt."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Or not adopt."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Just do it, okay?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Roy’s sister looked into it, and the application alone costs a thousand dollars."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um… find out if there’s a cheaper, less expensive baby out there, okay?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You know, she also said the waiting list is like eight months."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Eight months?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t even know if I’ll want a baby in eight months."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You probably won’t."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know what, Pam? If in ten years, I haven’t had a baby, and you haven’t had a baby…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Twenty years."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thirty."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Sure."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s a deal."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "All right. Three pairs of pants. Three pairs of socks. Three packs of condoms."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yesh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Uh, fun jeans."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Right there. Ah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Sign."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Per diem."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Guess where I am going. I will give you a hint. It is a booze-fueled sex romp, where anything goes. You are correct, sir! I am headed to Philadelphia for the Annual Northeastern Mid-Market Office Supply Convention. And Jim Halpert is going to be coming, which will be fun. Poor little guy. He’s been stuck working under Josh, the poor man’s Michael Scott, as he is known around my condo."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Don’t be mad, it is a business trip."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "But I don’t understand. It’s for managers."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Monkey, I am an A. R. M., Assistant Regional Manager."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I know! It… I was just really hoping we could spend some time together. [A long silence.] Are you still there?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes, Monkey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Don’t “Monkey” me! You can’t wait to get out of here, A. R. M."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "In the Martin family, we like to say, “Looks like someone took the slow train from Philly.” That’s code for “check out the slut.” What is… why are there flies in here?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Oh my God! Are you so excited for tonight? I am so excited. You guys are going to click, I can feel it. So what are you wearing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "This."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "You look so pretty."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yes, I have a date. He’s a cartoonist for the local paper, which is really neat, because I like to draw too. I’m kind of nervous. I haven’t been on a first date in nine years… probably shouldn’t broadcast that."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Well, remember, no matter how much you may want to, do not sleep with him on the first date. It gives him all the power."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Sleep with who? Whom, whom… whom?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "My neighbor Alan. They’re going on a date tonight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, wow! Oh my God, I have a great idea. You know what you should do to be hilarious? Wear your wedding dress. It would be a great icebreaker."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "And your veil."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, do it!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I’ll probably just wear this."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Really? Okay. Well, word of advice:"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "There’s my girl. I noticed you handing out some shekels. How would one get on that train?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "That was for per diem, for Philadelphia."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "That town smells like cheese steaks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "That town is full of history!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Andrea’s the office bitch. You’ll get used to her. [introducing himself] Creed."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Can I have my neck pillow back? Michael! Can I have my neck pillow back?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Hey, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, Josh, how ya doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Pretty good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good to see you. There he is! There’s the traitor! Traitor! Traitor! Come here, you. Come here! Yeah! The product… the progidal… my son returns."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I was shocked when he told me he was transferring to Stamford. It’s like the firemen. You don’t leave your brothers behind, even if you find out that there is a better fire in Connecticut."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "It’s really good to see you, man."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah! Wow, I didn’t expect that. It’s good to see you too!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, hey, how’s it going up there? Have you made any sales yet?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, sold about forty thousand."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Shut up. That’s impossible."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, it’s not. I did. Yep."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Well, I did it too."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You know, when I saw Dwight, I realized how stupid and petty all those pranks I pulled on him were. And then he spoke. I wonder how hard it would be to get a copy of his room key."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "So did you hear?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Pam’s back on the market again."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Really? She’s dating?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "If I weren’t engaged, I would so hit that."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "So what kind of commissions you get up there?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, Dwight. I’ve missed you so much."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You’re so immature!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Listen, Michael, I heard you were a great salesman."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "And I just want to let you know that if our branch absorbs your branch, I’m going to look for a place for you at Stamford."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Oh, hey!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hey, Jan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "We all checked in?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Great, let’s dump our stuff and meet back here in half an hour."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Okay!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Jan? Look, I think we need to set some ground rules."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "What are you talking about?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "The eight-hundred pound gorilla in the room. Carol. I’m still dating her, so nothing can happen between us at the convention."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Step away from me, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thank you for being so brave with all of this. Thank you."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Alan’s cartoon is so funny, right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Mm-hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "And they’re, like, so smart. I don’t even know what they mean half the time."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "This party is going to be awesome."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know! That is specifically why I chose a room close to the elevator. More foot traffic."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Check it out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That is crooked on that side."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Wow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey hey!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "That is a lot of liquor."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "And a dart board."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, that’s how we do it in Scranton. Or did you forget? There ain’t no party like a Scranton party, ’cause a Scranton party don’t stop."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "We should probably head on down and hook up with Jan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, well, we have time! One for the road, gentlemen?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "A shot of MIDORI, perhaps."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, no, sorry, it’s an inside joke. There’s this bartender at Stamford who, uh… you know what? You’d just have to be there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Wish I was. I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Um, we should…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right, see you guys down there. Change your mind, come back up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’ll do a shot, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ugh, that would be gross. It’s not even lunch yet."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "SWAG! Stuff we all get. I basically decorated my condo for free with all of my SWAG."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Check it out. Hi, I’m Michael Scott, Dunder-Mifflin."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager, Dunder-Mifflin."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jerome Bettis",
                                "text": "All right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m a huge fan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jerome Bettis",
                                "text": "Thanks. I appreciate it, guys."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know what? I’m having a huge blowout tonight, Room 308. Hope you can come."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jerome Bettis",
                                "text": "All right, maybe. If I can."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, cool! Okay, so… can I tell people you’re gonna be there?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jerome Bettis",
                                "text": "No, you cannot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So maybe. See ya."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Why do they call him The Bus?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Because he’s afraid to fly."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Smile!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Do you remember me from last year? There’s a party in my room, 308, can’t miss it, right off the elevator. Tonight. Be there!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "All right, Jan just emailed me. She wants us to meet her up front."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yep. Yeah, she’s up front."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You don’t have email on your phone."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t have to, I just know. Yes, hello?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No one just called you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "All right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "All right, nice meeting you, Ted. Take care."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ted",
                                "text": "I’ll see you soon."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Yeah, stop by later."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[into phone] See you in a bit. Bye-bye. [to Dwight] May I have a moment of your time please?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I need you to do something for me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes. Anything."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I want you to dig up some dirt on Josh. Find out if there are any skeletons in his attic."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’ll talk to my buddy down at the station, stat."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Hey, Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey! What’s up?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "It’s, uh… I was… might ask if you wanted…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[answering phone] Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam. He’s not in the office. Can I take a message? I will. You too. [hangs up] Sorry. What’s up?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Um, if, uh… um… I just completely forgot what I was going to say. It’s so weird."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Okay. Well, if you think of it, I’ll be here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "So I called my buddy down at the station today. Had them run a background check on Josh Porter. See if there’s any known aliases, et cetera."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "He wasn’t volunteering today."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Business has been pretty crazy around the office."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh yeah?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah. Moved Ryan over to your desk."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, tell him I say hi."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I will call him later with that message."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey, how is… Toby?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Toby Flenderson is everything that is wrong with the paper industry. Is he why you left?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, no, it was… you know, a good opportunity for me, a promotion. I got a chance to…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Opportunity, promotion, blah, blah. You know, Jim, those are just words. Have you taken into account other factors, vis-a-vis bosses? Is Josh funnier than I am? Does he even have a girlfriend? Because I have two, basically."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Michael, it’s really not a competition."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Jim got us a great lead with a new rep from National Envelope. We can grab lunch with them tomorrow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Great!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, Jan, Jan? Don’t worry, I have got the tip."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Whoa. Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Waiter",
                                "text": "Wow, oh my God, thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You’re welcome."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Was that your per diem?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, that was a different hundred dollar bill."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "What have you generated, Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I have generated a lot of interest in my party this evening."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "What party?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "The party I’m having tonight in 308. Obviously, you are invited."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael, um… Jim and Josh are in meetings all day. And I am in and out of meetings. I can’t stay on top of you 24/7."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "You should order the most expensive thing on the menu, so he knows you’re worth it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "If you do that, you’re going to have to put out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Oh, yeah. You’ll have to put out."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Is there a key for Jane Doe? Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Any messages for 308? All right."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey hey, fellers."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hey, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What’s up?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Well, Jim and I have a meeting with Uni-ball in about forty-five minutes, so we should probably go now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, check this out. How about that? A little friendly competition. Stamford versus Scranton."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "I don’t think so."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, Jim. Looks like you picked a bad time to defect, my friend."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Fine! All right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay! Excellent. Oh…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Keep the wing flaps."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Shut it. [answering phone] Hey, Pam, what’s up? Yep, yech… no. Tell him I will give him general specifics tomorrow, okay? Yes. [to others] Say hi to Pam!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim, Josh, and Dwight",
                                "text": "Hi, Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes. That is Josh and Dwight and Jim. [to others] Pam says hi. [into phone] Have fun on your date! Very good, talk to you later. Bye."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You first."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Come on. Nice try, Josh!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Not. It hit the rim. Okay, and… okay. Double or nothing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Or what?  We didn’t bet anything, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, let’s…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Yeah, we should go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Come on!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "We gotta go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Come on!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Uh… we’ll do it later."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Evan",
                                "text": "Say, while I have you here, could I talk to you about some new and exciting advances to our product line?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Fine."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Jim and I have different definitions of friendship. I think it’s talking and being friends, and Jim thinks it’s moving to Connecticut and being best friends with Josh. Well, phooey on that. I, uh, I’m done. I am not going to be speaking with him anymore. Whatevs. Long-distance relationships never work."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Evan",
                                "text": "That is so true. Ready?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, let me tell you what we’re looking for."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Evan",
                                "text": "Great."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Sorry, my meeting ran late."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, Jan, really. With a rep from HammerMill."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "They’re exclusive with Staples."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Used to be. Evan will call you in the morning to work out the details. We can now sell HammerMill products."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes! Ha!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Well, Michael, I underestimated you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, well, maybe next time you will estimate me."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Dwight’s room key. And… Dwight’s room. What can I say? Old habits die hard."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "D?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh my God. Dwight got a hooker! Oh my God, I gotta call… well, I gotta call somebody, I don’t even know who to call. Dwight got a hooker!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "So, Alan, Pam is obsessed with your cartoons. She reads them every day."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Alan",
                                "text": "Oh, great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I don’t want ketchup."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "You love ketchup! He loves ketchup."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "So how do you come up with your cartoons?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Alan",
                                "text": "Well, I just, uh… I kinda think about stuff that I see, or dream them."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You dream in cartoons? How fun!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, first guest! You are going to have some tequila, my friend."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Guy",
                                "text": "I thought there was a party in here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "This is the party."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Guy",
                                "text": "This is room 308?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Party central! So, what can I do you for? [Guy leaves] All right."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Alan",
                                "text": "See, this one is great, because it can work on a couple of different levels."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Huh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Alan",
                                "text": "[French accent] Freedom fries for the table."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Freedom fries. Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Alan",
                                "text": "Yeah. I mean, people always say, like, “Don’t be edgy.” But I don’t know any other way. Yeah, you get it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Well, it was, uh, it was really nice meeting you, Alan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Alan",
                                "text": "Yeah. Next time bring some of your illustrations, I’ll let you pick my brain."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "More freedom fries."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Alan",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "That’s great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Alan",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I went on a date. It wasn’t a love connection, um… I think when I like someone again, I’ll just kinda know."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Michael. Am I the first to arrive?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "People have been filtering in and out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Can I get a drink?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Can I get a drink?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Sure. You like Cosmos?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Sure, sounds good. So why are you here? Is Josh busy?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Michael…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I get it! No, no, I totally get it. He made a better paper airplane, Stamford is better in sales… I get it. We had some fun. We had some laughs. And that’s just…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wait, wait. I didn’t transfer because of you. You’re a good boss. You’re a great boss."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m not better than Josh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Michael, it’s not about… I transferred because of Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh my God. You don’t even know. She’s single now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, I just… I heard something about that. It’s just, I kind of put it all on the line. Twice, actually. And she said no. Twice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m sorry, man. I’m sorry. Hey, you know what? I will talk to her."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Nope, that’s okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "That’s all right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I will. I’ll talk to her. You should at least talk to Roy. I mean, he knows exactly how you’re feeling."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah. Okay, maybe."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Evan",
                                "text": "Are we early?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey! No, you know, people have been filtering in and out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Evan, this is Jim."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "How are you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Evan",
                                "text": "Hey, uh… Arnie Reisman. Michael, Jim."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, Ernie, how ya doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Evan",
                                "text": "Do you guys work together?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, we used to. Now we’re friends."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Best friends."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Some people need dozens of friends to say, “Hey, look at me, I’m popular.” But not me. I’m very picky. I need three, maybe two. When you meet that someone special, you’ll just know. Because a real relationship, it… it can’t be forced. It should just come about effortlessly."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Now, would you do the pleasure of hitting the lights, sir? [lights go out, leaving Michael’s black light on] Ha, ha, ha."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ha, ha, ha, ha."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Whoa. What are those stains?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Blood, urine, or semen."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, God, I hope it’s urine."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Today I’m headed to Philadelphia for the annual Northeastern Office Supply Convention. [makes horns gesture and heavy metal scream] Wooo-yaaaaah! Oh, these things tend to be kind of crazy."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Angela enters Michael’s office] Ah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Sign."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Per-diem. [singing as he signs] Perrrr-diiiiieeeemmmm! [shows off $100 bill to Ryan] You know, Ryan, it’s all about the Benjamins."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "[reading checklist] Fun jeans."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[points to door] Right there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Fourth quarter projections for Jan?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes. What? Oh, yeah, have Pam give those to me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Will do."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Sure you don’t want to come?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Gonna be fun! Change your mind we can get you a cot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "[shakes his head]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "A couple of years ago, I went to one in Hartford. “Connecticut.” And Todd Packer and I went to this bar and met a girl. And [laugh] Packer decides to make out with her. Turns out that her boyfriend is the bouncer at the bar. [laugh] I love this. The bouncer chases us out to Packer’s Vette, jump in the Vette, he peels out, and I [laugh] I don’t make it to the car. [turns serious] Um, and the other bouncers caught up with me and really did a number on me… It was in the paper… [brightens] But to answer your question, yeah, I’m really excited about this weekend."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "See that factory?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Mm-hm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I almost worked there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yup. Yeah, I applied for a job there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What would you have done? Been manager?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I was going to be a bottle capper."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You? A bottle capper?! [laughs in disbelief]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know, I know. Crazy world. Crazy, crazy world."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Yes, I’m aware of Jan and Michael’s… history. Um, I don’t really like to talk about it ’cause it’s unprofessional. Kind of gross."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Josh reminds me of a guy I went to high school with. Big football star, girls loved him. Whatever. Guess what he’s doing now. He’s a TV announcer for the Eagles. Up in the… [laughs] He doesn’t even get to play in the game, I mean."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "So, you ever been convicted of a felony?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "What? Uh, no. [to Jim] Uh, I want you to make sure you call Karen and get her to fax that vendor list over."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Misdemeanor?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Um… When I was in the Coast Guard, a couple of us broke into the women’s barracks and we got arrested for trespassing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Coast Guard? So you know how to fight underwater?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "[stunned]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[Jim, Josh, and Jan walk in the hotel lobby] Josh, um… [Jim continues walking ahead] Why don’t you come up to my room for a couple of minutes and we can just go over the schedule for tomorrow together."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Can we do it over breakfast? It’ll be…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "A quick drink?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Thanks, but maybe another time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[putting on a good face] Great! [walks off]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "The Coup",
                "description": "Michael is in trouble once again as Jan busts him for declaring it's \"Movie Monday\" where everyone watches a movie and neglects work. Angela pushes Dwight to make a move on Michael's job while Pam and Jim find creative ways to waste time.",
                "episode_id": 3,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 83,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 77,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jan",
                        "appearances": 28,
                        "id": "jan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 20,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 17,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 13,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Andy",
                        "appearances": 10,
                        "id": "andy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "kelly"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Karen",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "karen"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Josh",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "josh"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Creed",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "creed"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Roy",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "roy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[waiting on Pam to be done with the microwave] Ahhhhhhhhh. [whispering loudly] I’m hungry."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Movie Monday!  The only cure I know for the Monday blues is… Varsity Blues!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Let’s gooooo! Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[directing people to their assigned seats] Take a seat down there.  Second from the end."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Alright, everybody here?  Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[walking in with a tray of six popcorn bags] Popcorn anyone?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes pleeeeease!  Thank yooouuu!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[with five popcorn bags left] Anyone else?  Nooo."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Movie Monday started with training videos, but we went through those pretty fast.  Then we watched a medical video.  Since then, it’s been half hour installments of various movies, with the exception of an episode of Entourage, which Michael made us watch six times."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Entourage!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Kevin, would you like to do the scenes from last week?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Yes!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Why him?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Don’t whine.  Get the window. [Dwight exhales]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Previously on Varsity Blues…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Ok.  Billy-Bob, got a head injury, but coach made him play.  So then Lance, he gets sacked, he’s out for the year…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[walking into an empty office because everyone is watching Varsity Blues] Hello?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Not everyone approves of Movie Monday.  I won’t say who."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I don’t approve.  I don’t."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Hello? [Angela coughs and points to the conference room]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Jan walks in on Movie Monday] Hi Jan! Hope you brought the Milk Duds!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "How would a movie increase productivity Michael?  How on earth would it do that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "People work faster after…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Magically?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No… they have to… to make up for the time they lost watching the movie."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "No."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "[walking past Dwight’s desk] Kitchen."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Michael is going to get us all fired.  You sat back and let him play that dumb movie, and now Jan is peeved off and we’re all going to lose our jobs."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That’s not going to happen."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "You know she has it out for him now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That’s not his fault!  He had to follow his heart!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ever since Michael dumped Jan for Carol, Jan’s been bitching out on him.  Reject a woman and she will never let it go.  One of the many defects of their kind.  Also weak arms."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Dwight, you should be running this office."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael would never let me…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "It’s not up to Michael, it’s Jan’s call. Talk to her."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I could never do that!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Fine!  Sit back and do nothing and let us all get fired!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I know that patience and loyalty are good, and virtuous traits.  But sometimes I just think you need to grow a pair."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "At the Stamford branch, they all play this World War II video game called Call of Duty, and they’re all really into it.  I’m told it started as a team building exercise.  Unfortunately I really suck at it.  We didn’t play many video games in Scranton.  Instead we’d do stuff like, uh, Pam and I would sometimes hum the same high pitched note, and try to get Dwight to make an appointment with an ear doctor.  And uh, Pam called it… Pretendenitus."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[on the phone] Hey Kelly, my stuff just got here. [Kelly screams with excitement into the phone and Pam has to take it away from her ear]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Kelly really likes to online shop.  Soooo, I felt like I wanted some new clothes.  I mean, I just, I wanted to, it just, I felt like it was time, to maybe um… just get new clothes."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[pulling her new shirt out of a box] Ok."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "[gasps] I love it!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Really?  I don’t know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "You haven’t even tried it on yet, try it on."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Not at work, I’ll try it on—"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Fashion show!  Fashion show!  Fashion show at lunch!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "…noooo"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "[clapping her hands in unison] Fashion show!  Fashion show!  Fashion show at lunch!  Fashion show!  Fashion show!  Fashion show at lunch!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Why did you do that?!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’m just killing Germans, any way I can."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "We’re on the German team.  Shoot the Brittish."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[turning around to Karen] Wait, are we playing teams?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "[laughing] Yeah."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[outside in the parking lot, pacing back and forth] WAH!  GAH!  [breathing heavily]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[answering the phone] Hello?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Is this Jan?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Who is this?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "This is Dwight Schrute.  I am calling about an extremely sensitive matter."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "You should talk to Michael, and he’ll talk to me, and that way we don’t have to speak to each other."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It’s about Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "What about him?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[exhales] I can’t talk here.  It’s too sensitive."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "It’s not about a surprise party is it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, but we should discuss that another time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Look, I am already an hour outside of Scranton, Dwight, I’m not coming back."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Pull over at exit 40.  There is a Liz Claiborne outlet.  I know you like that store.  Go inside and shop, until I can meet you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "How do you know I like that store?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Many of your blouses are Claiborne’s."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "How do you know that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Part of my job."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "No it’s not.  It’s officially not."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "…noted."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[walking into Michael’s office] I’m going… to the dentist."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I have to have an emergency crown put in."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ouchy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes.  It’s a new dentist.  He’s far.  I might be gone… three hours."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Three hours, wow.  Have fun.  [Dwight walks away staring through the blinds at Michael]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Did you get anything good?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "New blouse?  Halter top?  Camisole?  Teddy?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I can save the branch."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "If you let me run it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Ok."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[excitedly] “Ok” I can run it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "What would you do differently?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Mostly get rid of waste.  Which is half the people there.  And clean house.  [to waitress in diner]  Right here.  It’s all for me.  Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Dwight, you must feel strongly, to speak with me this way, behind Michael’s back, and turn on so many of your co-workers."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "The decision to turn on Michael was difficult.  [pouring way too much syrup on his food] But once I did it, I didn’t look back.  And mostly I feel that Michael would approve.  It’s really what’s best for the branch.  And I could care less about my co-workers.  So [cutting his food, giving Jan a “so there” look], here we are.  It’s all, on the table.  I want… the branch.  And I await your decision."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[shoveling waffles into his mouth] Oh, by the way.  There’s a new Ann Taylor outlet store near here.  I know you like their earrings."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[thinks for a second] Where is it?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[on speakerphone with Michael] Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hi."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I just had a very interesting conversation with one of your employees."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh.  That’s nice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "No, it wasn’t.  Dwight just told me that he thinks he can run the branch better than you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "…what?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Mm-hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "…you were at the dentist?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "You can’t have people undermining you.  Get control of your branch immediately."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What was Dwight thinking?  That he could turn Jan against me?  She’s my ex-lover!  …ish."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "[Pam walks out of the bathroom wearing her new red shirt] Woooooow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "It’s so sexy.  You look so hot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "It’s really something."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[smiling] It’s too much."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I’m gonna return it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "No, you have to keep it today, just see how you feel."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "[walking into the break room] Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hi."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "You look nice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Isn’t that like your third soda today?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah I think we can be a big help to your company.  [someone dims the lights, signifying that it’s game time]  Ok, see you next week.  Bye.  [to Karen] Again?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Scared?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "[with her hands making the rocker sign] Call of Duty!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "[sounding upset] Andy, Jim, can I see you in the conference room for a minute?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Now?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Yes now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Put the game on hold everyone."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "This is not working, ok?  We are getting slaughtered out there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "It’s the new guy. [looks at Jim]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, I’m sorry I don’t know… what we’re talking about…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "See what I mean?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "We just need a strategy, ok?  We’re going to set up a trap in the gun room.  All right Jim, are you using the MP-40 or the 44?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Um, sniper rifle?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "SNIPE–"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "WHAT?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "JIM!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Are you playing for the other team?!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "You don’t snipe in Carrington, ok?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Saboteur!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Andy, it’s not—"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Saboteur!  I’m going to kill you for real.  This game— the game is over.  I’m really going to shoot you."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Do you want an M&M?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No thanks I’m stuffed."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No seriously.  You should have an M&M, they’re really good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "…ok. [takes and eats several M&M’s]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "They’re good, huh?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "…so good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey.  I thought you weren’t supposed to eat anything for a couple hours after you’ve had a crown put in."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "They have this new kind of quick drying bonding, so…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Sounds like a good dentist."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What’s his name?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[long pause] Crentist."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Your dentist’s name is Crentist."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yep."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Huh.  Sounds a lot like dentist."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Maybe that’s why he became a dentist."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Let me see your teeth.  Let me see ’em.  Let me see ’em."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[reluctantly opens his mouth and Michael peers inside]  Ahh.  Aaaah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You should… floss."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I know…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[exhales] Well then… I am glad you’re ok."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Business is like a jungle.  And I… am like a tiger.  And Dwight, is like a monkey, that stabs the tiger in the back with a stick.  Does the tiger fire the monkey?  Does the tiger transfer the monkey to another branch?  [smiling] Pun.  There is no way of knowing what goes on inside the tiger’s head.  We don’t have the technology."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dwight, can I talk to you for a second?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[in Michael’s office] Wow, this is tough."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ohhhh.  Arrrgggh!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What is it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, I just got off the phone with Jan.  And um… she demoted me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah. You know what the craziest part of this is? She demoted me to your job!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Gahh!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And she said that you should be expecting a call later from corporate, and that um, I guess that means that you are going to be acting manager of Dunder Mifflin, Scranton."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I can’t believe this news.  That— wow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know.  I told her I didn’t know whether you’d wanna do it… because you’ve always been so loyal to me.  You’ve been my most trusted ally."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You said that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yep, I did.  I did.  But I think… you should do it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Well… Gosh, if you think I should.  Then I will."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[exhales] Perfect, well, we’re settled."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "All right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right.  Well then, you are now acting manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton Branch, and I… am assistant regional manager."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Assistant to the regional manager.  Thank you Michael, for staying on.   I really appreciate it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ohh.."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hey… I can’t imagine this place without you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[muttering] Can’t you?  That’s so nice."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well… I guess we should go tell the troops."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah, when I’m ready, Mike. [Dwight exhales, Michael looks at the camera] Ok let’s do it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, hi, hello.  Everybody, I have some good news, and I have some bad news.  I… am being replaced, as your leader, by Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "You’re kidding…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You might think that I am kidding, and I understand that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Congratulations Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Thank you Angela."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "But… why Dwight?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Because, Dwight… never lies."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "How does that qualify him to run a branch?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Because that’s all it takes."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok, Dwight, would you like to say a few words to everybody… about loyalty?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Thank you Michael.  I just want to say, to the few of you who will remain under my employ, that I intend to lead you into the black!  With ferocity!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Michael, what will you do?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, I’ll be fine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Do you have any savings?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no, I don’t, but—"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Michael, you might lose your condo."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I… won’t.   I won’t."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I have this little vacuum cleaner that’s broken.  If Dwight doesn’t work out, maybe that could be manager."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Maybe I’ll quit."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "It’s really happening!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "We can make a difference here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I, will, make a difference here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "You alone?  Because I thought together we could—"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh please, don’t be naive.  But you can be in charge of the women."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "[whispering] Look how cute he is!  He’s trying to shoot with a smoke grenade."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’m sorry what are you whispering about?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "I’m sorry nothing, just concentrate on turning around."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’m trying—"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Just tap S then D."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "[her players gun is pointed directly at Jim’s player’s head] Any… last words?  No?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What? [Karen’s player shoots Jim’s player, “You killed Jim Halpert” appears on the screen, Karen giggles]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wow. Psychopath.  [Karen grins widely at Jim]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "I’m just looking."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Please go back to your desk."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "In a minute."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Well, I remember why I dress the way I do at work.  But I’m gonna keep the clothes.  I mean, it’ll be cool to just have some after work clothes that aren’t pajamas."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, I guess it’s time, that I turn over the keys, to the famous Sebring."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[smiling] No thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s a corporate lease Dwight, you’ve earned it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Not my style."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "But you said you liked it.  You’ve always admired it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Well that was before.  I’m thinking about getting something German, something with decent gas mileage.  Plus, that convertible, it’s a ridiculous choice for this climate."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Michael finally breaks] Take it back."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[confused] No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s my car."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What did you—"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "THAT’S MY CAR."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know, Dwight.  I know.  I know.  I know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You know what?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Jan called me about your little meeting!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know, what you did.  I made the whole thing up, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I think the Sebring’s cool.  It’s cool.  The Seabring’s cool.  It has a cassette and it has a CD."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh do you?  Do you like the Sebring— HOW DARE YOU?!  How dare you, Dwight?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[Dwight gets on his knees and puts his face down on the ground] Don’t fire me.  Please."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Give me one good reason why I should fire you RIGHT HERE ON THE SPOT?!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[terrified] I HAVE EXCELLENT SALES NUMBERS!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Not.  Good.  Enough!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[sobbing] I’ll do anything!  Anything!  I’ll do your laundry for a month!  For a year!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I have a laundry machine!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m sorry!  I’ll do anything, I swear. [squeaking, crying]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t know if I can trust you anymore."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You can’t.  You can’t.  But I promise I’ll never betray you again.  What can I do, Michael.  What can I do?  [Michael exhales]  What can I do?  [Dwight has his face to the ground but his butt raised high in the air] What can I do?  What can I do?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You can get up.  Get up. [Dwight gets up with spit hanging from his lips] And you can hug it out, bitch.  [Dwight and Michael have a firm embrace]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hug it out, bitch.  That is what men say to each other, after a fight.  They hug it out, and doing so, the just… let it go.  And walk away.  And they’re done.  Not a good idea to say that to a woman however.  I have found.  It doesn’t translate."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[leaving his desk for the day, pretends pull the pen out of a pretend grenade, and tosses it to Karen]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "[throws some desk material in the air to signify debris from the grenade explosion, grins as Jim walks away]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yep.  Yeah, we hugged it out.  But, it turns out, I was still a little angry.  So, I felt I needed to punish him, just a little bit more, [cut to Dwight standing on a box with “LIAR” written on a piece of paper hung around his neck, Dwight’s head hung in shame] and I’m making him do my laundry for a year."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. [Jan leaves Michael’s office; Dwight enters]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hey. [shuts door] Is everything okay?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It is not your business, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "If the branch is in trouble, there are things you can do."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What do you know about management, Dwight?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I know that we need to cut costs.  We could fire Meredith. That’s a big cost."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m not firing anyone."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Creed might be living here, we could charge him rent."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "… What?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Four nights a week, I sleep under my desk, and then three nights I stay at my place in Toronto. They don’t know about this job up there. It’s a welfare state. Beautiful countries, both of ’em."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. Here we go. Everybody, you know what? It dawned on me we were all in there watching a movie together before we were so rudely interrupted, Let’s get back in there. [no takers] Come on. Movie Monday! Come on, Stanley let’s go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "[standing at the supply shelf] I’m on the phone."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ryan?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I’m pretty sure Jan said that we’re not supposed to."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, well, we had scheduled this time to watch a movie together, so I guess I will just go play some online Scrabble."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[looks to Angela]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "[shakes her head disapprovingly]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "The Schrutes are a very loyal breed. But I also have Mannheim blood from my German grandmother. And the Mannheims knew when to cut and run. No sense going down with a losing regime. But the Schrute blood… It’s amazing that when these two bloods mix, the whole thing didn’t explode."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So, she sleeps with him, but she is still in love with the head surgeon, um, the McDreamy guy, and she starts crying, but the dorky doctor, he’s in love with her… [phone rings]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. … Uh, sure, I’ll get him for you. [to Michael] It’s Jan for you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I may have a few weeks ago faked a call from Jan in order to get out of a synopsis of, I think it was, Navy: NCIS. Since then, Michael’s been suspicious."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Nnnnice. Wow!"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[playing Call of Duty] Oh? Someone’s left out in the open, taking a little siesta. Not smart. [shoots] Yes! Finally killed you… [Karen’s desk is empty]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Hey, Jim?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey, Jan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "How’s work going?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[nervously] Pretty good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[kills Jim’s character, giggles] Oh, you know what, I gotta see Josh right now, but remind me to tell you what Dwight said to me earlier, okay? You’ll get a big kick out of it. [leaves]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[baffled expression]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Things are a little bit… different here in Stamford. [shrug] It’s not bad."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "Grief Counseling",
                "description": "Michael takes on the role of office grief counselor when he learns that his old boss has died.",
                "episode_id": 4,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 106,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 40,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 34,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jan",
                        "appearances": 17,
                        "id": "jan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 17,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Karen",
                        "appearances": 15,
                        "id": "karen"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Roy",
                        "appearances": 15,
                        "id": "roy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 10,
                        "id": "toby"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 9,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 7,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 7,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Creed",
                        "appearances": 6,
                        "id": "creed"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 6,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "kelly"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Andy",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "andy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Josh",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "josh"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Hannah",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "hannah"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan and others",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "ryan-and-others"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Meredith",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "meredith"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Man",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "man"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey Ryan, can I get you a pencil from the warehouse?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Uh, no thanks, I’m good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, it’s okay, I’m going down."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Um…  Yeah, absolutely."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right, I’ll be right back. [goes down pretend stairs]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[laughs uproariously and applauds] Whoo!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[hands Ryan pencil]  There you go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Awesome!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You’re welcome."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael, can you get me a pen from down in the warehouse?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Don’t mind if I do.  See you in a minute.  [goes back down pretend stairs and grabs pen from Stanley’s desk]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay. [continues to laugh] Whoo!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "There you go, fresh from the warehouse."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey Michael, would you get me some coffee from the warehouse?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "There’s coffee in the kitchen, Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "But the warehouse coffee tastes SO much better."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan and others",
                                "text": "Yeah.  Yes, it’s better.  It’s great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[breathless] All right.  Okay. [goes back down pretend stairs, crawls on belly to the kitchen for the coffee]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I am like Bette Midler in For the Boys.  Gotta keep the troops entertained."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[after Michael returns with coffee] With cream and sugar?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[sighs] All right."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[on speakerphone] So, I wanted to let you know that we lost Ed Truck."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oookay.  Let me see if I have his cell.  Is this the only reason you are calling, Jan?  Or does somebody miss me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael, Ed died over the weekend."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, wow."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Attention, everybody.  I just received a call from corporate with some news they felt that I should know first.  My old boss Ed Truck has died."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Oh, Michael, that’s such terrible news!  You must feel so sad."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, I am.  It’s very sad.  Because he was my boss."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "That’s a shame.  Ed was a good guy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s right, you worked with him.  So did Creed.  Well, I’ll be in my office in case anybody wants to drop by.  Cheer me up."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So did you hear the news?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "The news that you just announced?  That Ed died?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Is there anything I can do?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, gosh, what can anybody do, really?  It’s… pssssh… .  He was almost 70.  Circle of life."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[holds out arms to Pam]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh.  Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah.  Mmmmmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[extricating herself] Okay."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "What’s going on with Fairfield County schools?  Karen, did you generate that price list?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Um, shoot.  Uh, I will.  Sorry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Okay, just get it done.  Jim, will you make sure?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh yeah, definitely."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "[coughing out his words] Suck up!  Josh, did you hear what I said?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Thank you, everyone."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "[at vending machine] Dammit."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What’s up?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Uh, nothing.  They’re just out of Herr’s chips."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "But don’t worry about it.  My snack food doesn’t fall under the umbrella of your authority."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Mmm, that’s where you’re wrong.  I’m your project supervisor today, and I have just decided that we’re not doing anything until you get the chips that you require.  So, I think we should go get some.  Now, please."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "It’s a real shame about Ed, huh?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah.  Must really have you thinkin’."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "About what?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "The older you get, the bigger the chance is you’re gonna die.  You knew that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Ed was decapitated."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "He was drunk as a skunk, he was flying down Route 6.  He slides under an 18 wheeler.  Pop.  It snaps right off."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh my God."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That is the way to go.  Instant death.  Very smart."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "You know a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You’re thinking of a chicken."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "What did I say?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That is just not the way a Dunder Mifflin manager should go, I’m sorry.  Alone, out of the blue, and not even have his own head to comfort him."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[clears throat] So, I’m not exactly sure how to say this…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ed was decapitated."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What are you doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You said you didn’t know how to say it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I didn’t… he was driving on the road and he went under a truck.  And that’s when his head was separated from the rest of him.  And I will let you know more as soon as I find out."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Hi."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "If my head ever comes off, I would like you to put it on ice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I do not wanna talk about this."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "When I die, I wanna be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it.  I will wake up stronger than ever because I will have used that time to figure out exactly why I died and what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn’t even work here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[on speakerphone] I understand how you feel, Michael.  I really do.  So, would it be helpful to give everyone the day off?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You really don’t get it, do you?  You don’t understand these people.  That is the last thing that they would want is a day off."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Well, what would you suggest?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[thoughtfully] A statue."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Of Ed?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[scoffs] I’m not sure that’s realistic."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, I think it would be very realistic, it would look just like him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "No, that’s not—"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "We could have his eyes light up, we could have his arms move…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That is not a statue, that is a robot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I think that is a great way to honor Ed."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "And how big do you want this robot?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Life-size."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Mm, no.  Better make it two-thirds.  Easier to stop if it turns on us."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "What the hell are you two talking about?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, we are talking about how to properly honor a man who gave his life as regional manager of this company, Jan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "You know what, Michael?  I’ve really tried with you today…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Mm hm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "…and I have to get back to work."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh do you?  You know who wished they could get back to work is Ed Truck."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "So call me when you feel like having a real conversation."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "But Ed truck can’t because he is—"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Goodbye. [hangs up]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "DEAD."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Look [holding up sketch] I gave him a six foot extension cord so he can’t chase us."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s perfect."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay, that is a “no” on the on the West Side Market."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Okay, great.  I think that’s enough.  Can I get back to work now?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wow.  Never pegged you for a quitter."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "I am NOT a quitter.  I will do this all day if you want."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Yeah, all day."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Hey.  What are we doing?   What’s the game?  I want in."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, there’s no game.  We’re just trying to get these chips for Karen."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Did you check the vending machine?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Oh, the vending machines!  How did we miss that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I have no idea.  We went right for the copier."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Mm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "And then we checked the fax machine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Yeah, nothing there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Did you check your… butt?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oohh… can you imagine how much blood there was?  If it happened right here, it would reach all the way to reception.  Probably get on Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Okay that’s enough."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "We do not wanna hear about this."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, you know what?  I didn’t wanna hear about it either, Stanley, but I did and now I can’t stop picturing it.  He leaves work, he’s on his way home… wham!  His cappa is detated from his head!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "You have just spit on my face."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, you know what?  There’s something wrong with you.  There is something wrong with everybody in here.  Because we have lost a member of our family and you don’t wanna talk about it, you don’t wanna think about it, you just wanna get back to work!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "There are five stages to grief, which are [glancing at computer screen] denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance.  And right now, out there, they’re all denying the fact that they’re sad.  And that’s   hard.  And it’s making them all angry.  And it is my job to try to get them all the way through to acceptance.  And if not acceptance, then just depression.  If I can get them depressed, then I’ll have done my job."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I am going to throw you this ball.  When you catch the ball, I want you to say the name of a person very important to you, somebody really special who died, and then I want you to say how they died, and you may cry if you like, that is encouraged.  Let me just start.  Let me show you how this works.   I catch the ball.  I lost Ed Truck.  And… it feels like somebody took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears… and at the same time, somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer… and then a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone… and I’m crying, and nobody can hear me, because I am terribly, terribly… terribly alone."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Excuse me, I’m sorry to interrupt, uh, I need to see Pam.  There seems to be, like, something wrong with the radiator in her car."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, fine.  Hurry back."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "[as they leave] There’s nothing wrong with your car.  I just thought you might like a break from the “grief counseling” session."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh.  I would like a break."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "How are you likin’ the new car?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Yeah?  Sure is small.  Got airbags?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I think so.  I don’t know, I was mainly focused on the cup holders."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "[laughs]  Well, you’re not still driving so fast, are you?   Yeah."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[on phone]  Hi, yeah.  This is Mike from the West Side Market.  Well, we get a shipment of Herr’s salt and vinegar chips, and we ordered that about three weeks ago and haven’t … . yeah.  You have ’em in the warehouse.  Great.  What is my store number… six.  Wait, no.  I’ll call you back. [quickly hangs up] Shut up [to Karen]."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "[laughing] Six?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[as Pam returns to conference room] Okay, we can start.  Um…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You waited for me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah.  Pam, you’re a member of this family.  So we will wait for our family members. Phyllis, you wanna give it a shot?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[grabbing ball] I got it.  When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins.  When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered, that I had resorbed the other fetus.  Do I regret this?  No.  I believe his tissue has made me stronger.  I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, why don’t you throw the ball to somebody else."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "[throwing ball back] Nope."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[returning ball to Stanley] Oh, yes Stanley.  Come on.  Your turn, you have to go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I will NOT. [throws ball back]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay… I’m going to toss the ball to Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Let’s see.  I had an aunt that I was really close to.  She was this amazing female boxer.  Um, anyway, she was injured in a fight, and she was paralyzed.  So, you can imagine how upset I was when I found out that she asked her manager to remove her breathing tube so she could die."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Wow.  If you wanna cry, that’s okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "[catching ball]  Thanks.  Um, a few years ago, my family was on a safari in Africa and, um, my cousin, Mufasa was um, he was trampled to death by a pack of wildebeests and, um, we all… took it really hard.  All of us kind of in the audience of what happened."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Do you want to talk about it anymore?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Oh, it would probably take me like an hour and a half to tell that whole story."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Me, me, me, me, me me. [catches ball]  Yes.  Okay, um.  I was trying to throw this party once.  And everyone was over for the weekend.  And then my uncle Bernie died, and so me and my best friend, we had  to pretend like he was alive, so…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Wait a second.  That’s Weekend at Bernie’s. [upset] Do you think that this is a game?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Well, there is a ball."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right, we’re starting over."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "No, I’m done."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You are not leaving.  No!  We are not done."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "We really have a lot of work to do right now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah.  Well, you know what?  The guy who had my job has died.  And nobody cares!  And he sat at my desk. [breaking down]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Michael, look.  I know this is hard for you, but death’s just a part of life.  I mean, just this morning I saw a little bird fly into the glass doors downstairs and die.  And I had to keep going."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "How do you know?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That that bird was dead?  Did you check its breathing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "It was obvious…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Was its heart beating, Toby?  Did you check it?  No, of course you didn’t.  You’re not a veterinarian.  You don’t know ANYTHING! [runs out of conference room crying]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael! [following Michael downstairs] Michael.   Michael …"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[seeing bird] Oh, God!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[in disgust] Oh…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh my God!  Oh my God, come on …"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Poor little fella."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh shhhh–oot!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "He is a goner."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, he’s not."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, he’s not. [cradling bird next to face]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael, get him away from your head!  He is covered in germs and bacteria!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, you can’t get diseases from a bird!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "A dead bird should not be in the kitchen!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "We don’t know if it’s dead."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Ugh, no that thing is dead."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You want me to flush him?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Attention everybody.  This will only take a second of your time.  Today at 4 p.m. we will be meeting in the parking lot to have a funeral service for this bird."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "I have a lot of work to do."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, I’m sorry to inconvenience you, Meredith.  But that is what you do when things die.  You honor them.  Toby killed this bird.  And now we are going to honor it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "But…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no, no!  That’s enough!  You know what?  This bird is dead.  He died alone.  The least you can do is be there for him now. [to Dwight] Find a box for him."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "I’m calling a supermarket in Montreal."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Nice!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "[on phone] Bonjour.  Je cherche des tchips de la marque Herr’s.  Non?  Ah… merci quand meme.  Au revoir."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Sounded good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Thanks."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "[crying]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s okay.  It’s okay. [pats Kelly on shoulder] Shh… yes, I know, I know. It’s been a tough day, but it’s good to let it show."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "I mean, how many times to I have to confirm with Ryan [Michael walks away disgusted] for him to know that we have a date tonight?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[trying to shove bird into a can] Argh… gah!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What are… What are you doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What?  No, this is about the right size."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, God, no it’s not!  What is the matter with you?  Is that the beak!?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m sorry, I grew up on a farm.  We slaughtered a pig whenever we wanted bacon.  My grandfather was reburied in an old oil drum. [pause] It would have fit if he had given me another minute."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I need a box.  I need a box.  A small box… not too confining."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Is it for the bird?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I have it covered. [hands Dwight a decorated box]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "If you wanna do something for the funeral…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes, please."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Maybe you could play a song on your recorder."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Excellent."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Do you have it with you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Always. [runs off]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Did I wake up this morning thinking I’d be throwing together a bird funeral?  You never can tell what your day here is  gonna turn into."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "[spotting Herr’s chips on her desk] Where’d you find them?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Where’d I find what?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I called the manufacturer, who referred me to distributor, who referred me to the vending machine company, who told me that they sell them in the machines in the building next door."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Glad you could all make it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "You told us we had to."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dwight, do you have the box?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Actually, I have it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You made this?  Wow. [impressed] That’s… that’s very nice."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "When I was five my mom told me that my fish went to the hospital in the toilet and it never came back so we had a funeral for it.  And I remember thinking “I’m a little too old for this.”  And I was five."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I’d also like to say a few words if that’s okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What do we know about this bird?  You might think, “Not much.  It’s just a bird.”  But we do know some things.  We know it was a local bird.  Maybe it’s that same bird that surprised Oscar that one morning with a special present from above."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Oh, I remember that.  That was SO funny."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "And we know how he died.  Flying into the glass doors.  But you know what?  I don’t think he was being stupid.  I think he just really, really wanted to come inside our building to spread his cheer and lift our spirits with a song."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "He’s not a songbird."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Shhh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "An impression, then.  Lastly, we can’t help but notice that he was by himself when he died, but of course, we all know that doesn’t mean he was alone.  Because I’m sure that there were lots of other birds out there who cared for him very much.  He will not be forgotten."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "[quickly] Amen."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[begins playing recorder]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[singing] Just smile for me and let the day begin.  You are the sunshine that lights my heart within… on the wings of love …"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Society teaches us that  having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that’s baloney, because grief isn’t wrong. There is such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Let’s get back to work."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hannah",
                                "text": "Hey Jimmy. Want to see some pictures of my baby?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Umm… sure."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hannah",
                                "text": "[shows picture] Here he is."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[chuckles] He’s so cute."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hannah",
                                "text": "And here’s his first bath. Warning:"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[on the phone] Ed Truck died over the weekend."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, wow. He…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Yeah. And I know… I know he was your boss, so I thought you should know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Does his family know?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Yes, they know, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "But I’m the first in the office?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I guess, yes. I think it would be appropriate for you to make an announcement to your team, in case they want to pay their respects."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, yes, sure, I will do that…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "…’Cause I’m the first to to find out. Nobody else knows and it is my responsibility to tell them. Well, good. How are you holding up? Want me to come over? [Jan hangs up]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ed Truck died. And it blows. They say that with grief, time makes it worse, which is bad for me because I found out before anybody so I’ve had more time to be sad."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Attention, everyone. As you know, Ed Truck is dead. If you have any contact information on Rolodex files or in Microsoft Outlook, remove it now. Also, if you have any photographs, Pam will make her shredder available during lunch. That is all."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Remembering the dead doesn’t help anybody. The way to best honor them is to figure out what killed them and prevent that thing from killing anyone ever again. In this case, some sort of steel exoskeleton to protect the neck, or else a device that allows the head to live separately from the body. I’m working on both."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I would like you all to clear your schedules this afternoon, because I am telling corporate to send in a grief counselor. We need to find out what is blocking you. And that way, we’ll be able to honor Ed the way he deserves to be honored. May he rest in peace."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "…ces. [chuckles]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What was that, Kevin?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Nothing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, you said something, didn’t you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "May he rest in pieces. [chuckles] You know, because there’s, like, two pieces of him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You think that’s funny."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "No. [chuckles]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You are disgusting."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael, no need to call corporate. We are supposed to use Toby. He’s trained as a grief counselor."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, that can’t be right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Well, I am trained in grief counseling, but, ahh, I don’t think that’s what they need right now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, then I guess that makes you about the worst grief counselor in the world, doesn’t it?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Hey there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hi."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "So how’s your day going?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Well, I will be spending the entire afternoon in grief counseling for someone I’ve never met."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "That sucks. [laughs] You guys got it much harder up here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Closer to the epicenter, I guess."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "[laughs] Cool, all right."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Well, as you know, Ed Truck passed away. So, I’m here to talk about it if anyone would like to."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Not really."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You’re ruining it, already. They should not be given the choice."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I did not know Ed Truck. So I will probably spend the day zoning out and planning my weekend. I think Ed would have wanted it that way."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Is anyone having any trouble eating?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Concentrating? Is anyone having trouble getting their work done today?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I’m having trouble getting my work done today."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Well, look, sometimes things crop up later. So, uhh, you should know I’m always available if anyone would like to talk."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Wow. Wow. No. No. You are the most heartless, soulless person I’ve ever met."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Michael, I’m sorry…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No. No. Shh. Enough. It is going to take me hours to undo all the damage that your have done here. Dwight, Ryan, I want you to take the table out. We’re gonna go on a five minute break, and when you come back, we’re going to start with a clean slate, and, in the interim, I would like you to forget everything that Toby has said, okay?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t think I’m overstating it when I say that Toby is a plague on this company. And he is worthless. You give people a chance to shine and they blow it, just like you knew they would. Grief counseling is not about, “Are you hungry? Would you like a sandwich?” These people are so far gone, you have to stick a food tube down their throats."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, part of the problem was that Toby talked at you. Now, I am going to talk with you. First off, I want you to be comfortable, because you really can’t grieve if you’re all tight and buttoned up. So, guys, loosen your ties, just take your jackets off if you want. Ladies, let your hair down. You know what? Even take your shoes off. I wanna get personal and I want you all to really open up. And I want you to know that anything and everything can be said."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Okay. I don’t think Kevin should take his shoes off."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "My feet do not smell. Angela knows that hyperhidrosis is a medically diagnosed condition."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I found an exercise in Toby’s binder that he managed to miss, that involves screening the part of you that says, “I don’t wanna do that. I don’t wanna talk about that. That is too private.” Here’s how it works. I’m going to throw you this ball."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Yeah, the ball-throwing exercise is in the binder. It’s in the section marked, “Fun Ways To Make Brainstorming Sessions Explode With Excitement and Creativity.”"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Hey, my cousin Billy, they just had the twins."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Wow, I thought that was supposed to be, like, next month."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Yeah, I know. I guess they couldn’t wait. I’ll bring in a picture if you…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah, I’d love to see them. Oh, and tell them I say, “Congratulations.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Sure."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I should probably head back in."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Yeah?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "But, umm, thanks for the break."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "No problem."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[in his office playing with a Dunder Mifflin Truck when it drops and the “head” of the Truck comes off]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Michael once told me that Home Alone is the saddest movie ever. When I asked him why, he said, “Because the whole family forgets the kid at home. There is nothing funny about that.”"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 10
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s… Hold it, hold it, hold it. Start, like, right in there. [Dwight digs hole in ground] Just dig."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ow! God!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, give it to me. You don’t know what you’re doing. All right. [Michael starts digging]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Man",
                                "text": "Hey! Hey! What are you guys doing over there?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Nothing. Let’s just… all right. [talks to warehouse guys] Guys, do you have a box we could use?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 11
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "Initiation",
                "description": "Dwight takes former temp Ryan to his beet farm to initiate Ryan to his new job at Dunder Mifflin.",
                "episode_id": 5,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 57,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 54,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 47,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 43,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 43,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Karen",
                        "appearances": 13,
                        "id": "karen"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jan",
                        "appearances": 11,
                        "id": "jan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 9,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Andy",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "andy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
                        "appearances": 6,
                        "id": "kelly"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pretzel guy",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "pretzel-guy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Bob",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "bob"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Announcer",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "announcer"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Cousin Mose",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "cousin-mose"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "toby"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Brain teaser. I have two coins totaling 15 cents and one of them is not a nickel. What are they?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "A dime and a nickel."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, I said one of them is not a nickel."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "But the other one is. I’ve heard that before."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ok. A man and his son get into a car accident. They are rushed to the hospital. The doctor says, there is no way I can operate on this boy, …"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Because he’s my son. The doctor is the boy’s mother."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "A man is found hanging from the ceiling…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "He stepped on a block of ice, hung himself, and the ice melted."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "A hunter."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "It’s a polar bear because you’re at the North Pole."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Damn it!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Tell me what you did yesterday."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uhhh… nothing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Nothing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, nothing. How was your day?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I don’t care how your day was Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Wow. Well. Ok. I don’t care how your day was either, Jan. I was just asking you because you asked me. Why do you set me up like that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Tell me what you did yesterday."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I worked. And then I went home to my condo. And Carol came over. And then we had sex. Is that what you want to hear?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Never ever, ever sleep with your boss. I am so lucky that Jan and I only got to second base."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Hi, Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hi."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I’m great. So, Pam I would like you to keep a log of everything Michael does hour by hour so we can analyze it at corporate. Ok?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, I don’t know if I’m…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Thanks Pam."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s weird. Jan use to treat Michael like he was a ten year old, but lately it’s like he’s five."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "So you excited?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Very excited?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yes. I’m very excited."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Extremely excited? … Just very?  That’s cool."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I have spent a year here. I have to commit or get out. Dwight’s the top salesman in the company and he’s taking me on my first sales call today. And, um, I’m excited."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I am very excited. Ryan hasn’t made a sale yet, but more importantly, he hasn’t made an ally yet. Is he going to be a slacker-loser-wise-ass like Jim was? Or is he going to join the Dwight Army of Champions?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "So what if they’re not talking much, then does it makes sense to kind of lead the conversation? You know, just ’till it gets to a point where they are asking questions? [car stops] So where’s the sales office?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "When you are ready to see the sales office, the sales office will present itself to you. Your journey begins now."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "[squeaky chair] Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "My chair is squeaking."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Is it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "You took my chair."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, I didn’t. I took back my chair that you took from me, but I didn’t take your chair."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "When you get up, I’m just going to take it back anyway, so…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So I guess I can’t get up."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey Koselli, the Kos. Cosby. Hey hey hey. I love Jello Pudding Pops. My son, Theo, loves Jello Pudding Pops too."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Do you know where we are, temp?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I know where we’re not."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I hold in my hand, a beet seed. Take it. [Ryan tries to take it, Dwight closes hand] AH! [Ryan tries again and takes seed] When… Damn it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Hey, Big Tuna, can I talk to you for a second."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Sure."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Can you stand up? And talk to me over there?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "That’s it? That’s what you came up with?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "I’m acting my heart out here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Yeah, really. You asked for my help, so I helped."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Announcer",
                                "text": "Attention Scranton Business Park, there will be complimentary pretzels in the lobby from now until 4 o’clock as a thank you to our loyal tenants."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Once a year they bring in a little cart and they give away free pretzels. It’s really not a big deal. To some people it is."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Productivity is important but how can I be productive if I have this one little thing in my brain? That I cannot get out. And that one little thing is a soft pretzel. So I’m just going to have my soft pretzel, then I’ll get to work, and I’ll be super productive. Look out for me."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[looks at long pretzel line] Oh, shhh… Come on."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I’m going to plant my seed in you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I don’t think you know what you’re saying."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Smells pretty bad, doesn’t it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Uh huh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It’s called bull crap and a client can smell it from a mile away."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Gotcha."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh hey, I forgot something in my car.  I’ll be right back."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Ok. [Dwight drives away] Of course."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I wake up every morning in a bed that’s too small, drive my daughter to a school that’s too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well, I like pretzel day."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Because they acted all tough and everything…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh huh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "But what they were rapping about was cupcakes and the Chronicles of Narnia. God. Who invented cupcakes, right? I want to…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Phyllis embraces Bob ahead in line] Hey, hey, hey! Phyllis, what are you doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I’m just saying hi to Bob."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, I think you’re cutting in line."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Bob",
                                "text": "Well settle down, Scott."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, I’m not going to settle down."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "No way."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Get in the back please."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Boooooo. Booooo. Back of the line."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Boooooo. Thank you. [hi-five’s Stanley]. That’s right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Bob",
                                "text": "What a pair of Mary’s."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "This is Pretzel Day."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Hey Dwight, you’re a great salesman. Can you teach me? Sure, Ryan. I’ll make you the ole commodor.  I’ll abandon you in a beet field. Huh. That sounds great, Dwight, I’ll really appreciate that. Thank you so much for your mentorship."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Congratulations resourceful salesman. You have passed the second challenge. Welcome to Schrute Farm."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "[rocks in squeaky chair]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[sings] Love me, love me, say that you love me, fool me, fool me,"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "stop."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Go on and fool me. Love me, love me, say that you love me"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "This is not fair, this is going to be in my head all day. Please."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "fool me, fool me, go on and fool me. Love me,"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "This is not a proportionate response."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Love me, say that you love me. Fool me, fool me, go on and fool me."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "I don’t care ’bout anything but you… what ever happened to those guys?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No cuts. Oh, Pam. Just the woman I’d like to see. You read my mind."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Great! I thought you could use this time to authorize some checks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I thought that maybe you could wait in line for me while I go to the bathroom. You’re an angel."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey, why don’t you just go up to your office, get some work done, and I’ll just bring you a pretzel."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Because I like them a certain way, and if it gets screwed up, then whole thing is blown."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You know, I just think it’s really important that you be productive today."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Pam, productivity starts with patience and determination. I’ll be back."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It is time for your next test. You have planted the beet seed. You have walked the long lonely walk of loneliness."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Look man, I was in a frat in college. So I know what you’re doing. I get it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You know what your problem is? You know why you haven’t made any sales? Cause you think you know everything. You have to trust that maybe there are other people that can teach you things. Are you ready to learn? Are you ready for the final test?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Come on!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Thank you! [takes pretzel]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hi. Please tell me that you have a sweet pretzel left."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pretzel guy",
                                "text": "We do."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thank God."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pretzel guy",
                                "text": "And we have 18 different toppings. We have sweet glaze, cinnamon sugar, chocolate, white chocolate, fudge, M&M’s, caramel dip, mint chip, chocolate chip, marshmallow, nuts, toffee nuts, coconuts, peanut butter drizzle, Oreos, sprinkles, cotton candy bits, and powdered sugar."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Is there anyway that you could do all, all of them?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pretzel guy",
                                "text": "The Works. You got it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right! Thank you!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Please be seated. [man runs behind Dwight]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Who was that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Pay no attention to the spirits that haunt this hallowed ground."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Is that your Cousin Mose?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Mose is my cousin and he lives here. He will always be my best friend. Unless things go well with Ryan today in which case, I won’t hang out with Mose so much anymore."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What is the greatest danger facing Dunder Mifflin?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Outsourcing and consolidation of competition."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Wrong. Flash floods. What is the true cause of Robert Mifflin’s suicide?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Depression?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Wrong. He hated himself. What is the DHARMA initiative?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "I can’t believe that Ryan is not back yet. Where could they be?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Sales take a long time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Oh my God, I’m so worried."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I’m sure Dwight will protect him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "I don’t know. Dwight’s so weird."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "He’s not weird, he’s just individualistic."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "No, he’s a freak."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "You’re a freak!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Final question, young Ryan Howard. What is Michael Scott’s greatest fear?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Um, loneliness. Maybe women."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Wrong. He’s not afraid of anything. Also, I would have accepted snakes. Fear is what it’s all about. You cannot sell while undergoing fear. You need to vanquish fear! One must wrestle fear to the ground. You will now wrestle my cousin Mose."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "No. Ok. All right. All right. It’s over. This is over.  OK."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Wrestle him to the ground."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "No, you’re a freak. I’m not doing this anymore. This is over. Goodbye."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ryan. Don’t. Ryan! You don’t have to wrestle him. Just get in the coffin. Ryan?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Cousin Mose",
                                "text": "Bye, Ryan. He seemed nice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Where are all the animals?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ryan, come on. I am sorry. I am sorry. Mose is sorry too. Look, he sent over a basket with eggs and some fat back bacon. And look, something he whittled."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You still mad? It’s just Jim and I didn’t get along, and I didn’t want it to be that way again. You know, I wanted us to be a team. An unstoppable team that competed against other teams."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Look, that, that’s not what I wanted, ok. I just wanted to go on a sales call."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Screwgun. The sales call!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[Michael is listening to “Rock And Roll Part 2 by Gary Glitter” and everyone can hear it. Kevin singing in unison with the song] Hey! Hey!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Mr. Kosseli. Hey hey hey, the Cos. What’s going on? Do we have a deal? Deal or no deal? Let’s make a deal. So what is the deal?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Establish time frames. Keep the phrase “real dollars” in their head. And always keep the power in the conversation. That’s why you’re losing them on the cold calls. Cause you say the word please too much."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Wait, can you go back?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael always said, K.I.S.S. Keep it simple, stupid. Great advice, hurts my feelings every time."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Ok, I’m going to establish time frames."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I’m going to put everything in terms of “real dollars”."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I’m going to ask a lot of questions that all have sort of positive answers."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Uh huh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Saying, that would be better, or we would like that. That sort of thing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Exactly. Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I’m going to try to be confident, but not cocky."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh! Hey! Everyone, I am officially streamlining the efficiency of this corporation. Second…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Second?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, second, Toby. Second, I am insisting on increased accountability from every single one of you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Account…? Michael, what is going on?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And I will be taking questions."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Did you have a lot of sugar today, Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "What’s on your suit?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Carmel Dip. But, one question at a time please. Phyllis, Stanley. I want you to switch desks, I’m going to reorganize and restructure the physical layout of the office to maximize everything! I think we’re getting a lot done, don’t you? On paper at least. And we are, after all, a paper company. Are we not, are we not, are we not? Are you with me, are you with me? Thank you very much!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "They really didn’t like me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "They did not. They didn’t have to say it to your face."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I don’t get it. I don’t get what I did wrong."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Not everything’s a lesson, Ryan. Sometimes you just fail. It’s those online paper jerks. The whole business is changing. You know what? They’re going to be screwed once this whole internet fad is over. What are you doing? [Ryan throws egg at building] Oh no no no no! Ryan! Yes! Ryan the temp! Come on! Courtesy of Dunder Mifflin. Come on! Drive."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "You drive."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Oh, hi Jan. He’s, uh, on a sales call. No message? Bye, Jan."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[Dwight chokes as Ryan downs a beer in one drink] Temp! Temp! Temp! Temp! Ryan! Ryan! Ryan! Ryan! Yes! Just think, that temp agency could have sent you anywhere."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I think about that all the time."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Night, Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Night."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, what time is it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "20 past 5."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "AM or PM?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "PM."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "These came for you. Contracts? Brent Koselli?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh. Koselli. With the Jello."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "This is a huge sale."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes. Right. Good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Night, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Goodnight!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[phone rings] Dunder Mifflin."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ah, hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh my God."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hi."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hi."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Sorry, I forgot Kevin’s extension. It’s a fantasy football thing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "And I was just going to go through the system cause I didn’t think you’d be there. Why, why are you still there?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I had to work late. Jan’s making me keep a log of everything Michael does all day."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wow. Do you think you could send me a copy of that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah, totally. So…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Do you…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, I’m sorry. Go ahead."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Uh, no, I um. Everything’s pretty much the same here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "A little different. What time is it there?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What time is it here? Um, we’re in the same time zone."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, yeah. Right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "How far away did you think we were?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I don’t know. It felt far."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah. I have a question for you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "How many words per minute does the average person type?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I type 90."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Shut up. Mavis Beacon doesn’t even type 90."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s true."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ok, I said average."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "70? How many do you type?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Forget it. I was just about to brag but forget it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Come on. Tell me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You have to tell me now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "65. Ok, no need to laugh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, it’s, that’s respectable."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Respectable?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "So ok. I’m watching the movie, by myself…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Because I just wanted a relaxing evening at home…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ok."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "And, I’m freaking out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "That movie is so scary!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I know!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "But I’m holding on because I keep waiting for Sandra Bullock to show up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No way. How do you confuse 28 Days with 28 Days Later?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Because I got it at Blockbuster and they don’t put the pictures on the box."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, you’re making this up!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Would I make that up?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yes. Fancy New Beesley would make that up. New apartment, new stories."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, yeah, in my fancy new apartment. I have one bedroom, one bathroom, and a closet."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "And how many kitchens?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I have one kitchen."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wow, you got totally taken for a ride Beesley."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s actually…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Most apartments these days have like three."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Three kitchens?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yes!  How are you going to cook every meal of the day in one kitchen?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[Ryan and Dwight enter] Hey, Ryan, are you ok?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Pam?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah. Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Pam?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Um. Ok, bye."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, yeah, I should, I should, I should probably go too."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, I was um…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, no no."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You have to go?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, uh, well."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, I should probably go too."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ok."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I mean, yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah. Bye Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Bye Jim."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Three hundred and sixty four days, ’till the next Pretzel Day."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "What I want, Michael, is an hour-by-hour log of how you spend your work time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, that’s really not the way I roll, because sometimes I’m in the zone, and sometimes I’m in the zoning out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Zoning out?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Do you want me to go on Amazon and order you a slang dictionary? Cause I’ll do it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "If you can account for your time…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, big if."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "…then maybe corporate can justify your salary."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "A woman spurned."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s like mommy and daddy are fighting. Except mommy outranks daddy and mommy is way scarier."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Take a good look at this boy…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I always do."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "…because you are never going to see him again."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "If you lay a finger…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Today is Ryan’s first sales call and I am bringing this boy home a full-grown man."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Would you look at that? [Hugs Ryan] [Dwight attempts hug] Damn it, Dwight! Come on."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Dwight is taking Ryan on a sales call today. So if we find Ryan’s body in a heavily-wooded area tomorrow, I owe Jim $30. It’s an old bet, but a deal’s a deal."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I once saw a movie called “Training Day”. It starred an African-American and Ethan Hawke. In it, the African-American trains Ethan Hawke with various tests and trials. Today, Ryan is Ethan Hawke, and I am the African-American."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Get in the car."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I don’t have a key."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Don’t you realize the key is inside you? [pretends to pull key out of Ryan’s ear]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "He’s the top salesman at the company. He’s the top salesman at the company. He’s the top salesman at the company. Today’s gonna be great."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, but seriously, your ears are the key. 90% of a good sales call is listening, only 10% is talking."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Huh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Get in the car. [Ryan knocks the car door] Get… get in the car."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Sales is not all in here. [wails arms] It’s also in here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "What was that first thing you did?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[wails arms] You know, selling, typing, dialing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What is that in your ear? [pretends to pull beet seed out of Ryan’s ear] A tiny beet seed. You need to clean your ears better."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "It’s going okay. I’ve already learned more about beet agriculture than I ever thought I’d know."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "“9:00 to 10:00, checked in with receptionist. Met with Jan, RE:"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "You know, every time I think I hit rock bottom at my job, the floor opens up, like at a carnival ride. I’m gonna retrace my steps. College, four-year degree, student loans, business school, alone in a beet field. I… there’s a step missing. “Hey, mom.” “Hey, Ryan. How’s that five-year plan coming?” “Oh, it’s great. Today, I knelt down in cow manure and I got abandoned in a beet field.” “Oh, that’s cool.” “Yeah, that’s really cool. I’m learning a lot. I’m really glad I took this full-time job.”"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Sales is about people, Ryan. About understanding them and learning how to get along with them. Case study:"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[in the kitchen and Stanley comes in and swipes Kevin’s pretzel without Kevin seeing] Shoot."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "There’s four things that I love. My wife, my daughters, Pam Grier, and a hot, chewy roll of buttered dough."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What makes them so good?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I do not know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I mean, they’re just dough twisted up with some candy. They taste so good in my mouth."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "That’s what she said. [Stanley and Michael both laugh]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 10
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Look, I’ve never seen a Clint Eastwood movie."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "See, that’s weird."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "But if you said “Go ahead, make my day,” I would know that it’s from “Dirty Harry”. How can you not know that’s from “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Yo, mama! Ask me how bad I wanted to bone Jennifer Grey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I saw the movie. I just don’t know every line from the film."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Seriously, you guys, ask me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "You didn’t know that “Bueller?” was from Ferris Bueller?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Let’s just say, me and Jennifer Grey probably would’ve broken a few laws."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 11
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "Diwali",
                "description": "Michael encourages the entire Scranton branch to support Kelly and attend a local celebration of Diwali, the Hindu Festival of Lights. Meanwhile, Andy convinces Jim to turn a late night of work into a drinking game.",
                "episode_id": 6,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 77,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 26,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
                        "appearances": 20,
                        "id": "kelly"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 20,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Carol",
                        "appearances": 19,
                        "id": "carol"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Andy",
                        "appearances": 18,
                        "id": "andy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Karen",
                        "appearances": 15,
                        "id": "karen"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 12,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jan",
                        "appearances": 12,
                        "id": "jan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 10,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 9,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly’s Mom",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "kelly’s-mom"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Andy and Jim",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "andy-and-jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly’s Father",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "kelly’s-father"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Meredith",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "meredith"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Tony",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "tony"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "toby"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Josh",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "josh"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Crowd",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "crowd"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Roy",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "roy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Creed",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "creed"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Server",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "server"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Girls",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "girls"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Overhead",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "overhead"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Young Man",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "young-man"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Mrs. Kapoor",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "mrs.-kapoor"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Mr. Kapoor",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "mr.-kapoor"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Here you go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Nice dress, Ryan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "It’s not a dress. It’s a kurta."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[laughing] OK."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Tonight, one of our most ethnic co-workers, Kelly, has invited us all to a Diwali celebration put on by her community. What is Diwali, you may ask? Well, to have Kelly explain it [girly voice] it’s ada blah blah blah, it’s so super fun and it’s going to be great. [normal voice] Lot of gods with unpronounceable names. Twenty minutes later you find out that is essentially a Hindu Halloween."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "You look so handsome."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Really you do. I love the material."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "I know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "How come you didn’t get me one?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "I…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Ok, so, between Meredith’s Mini-van and if I borrow Bob’s Yukon that should fit about twelve people."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I actually might not go. Feeling kind of tired."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Do you want to make Appletini’s and watch ‘Sex and the City’ at my place?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, I don’t know. I haven’t decided yet."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "I don’t get why you won’t go. Did I do something wrong? I mean, I thought we were really close friends."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I just feel kind of tired, you know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Maybe you’ve got mono."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Maybe. I just …I don’t really have anyone to go with."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Well, go with Dwight. He’s single, too. Right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah, totally single. Hundred percent available."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Are you guys going to this Indian thing tonight?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "I don’t know. Who’s… uh, who’s going?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Oooh. Do you mean like, is Pam going?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Don’t go. They eat monkey brains."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey. Hey. Stop that. That is offensive. Indians do not eat monkey brains. And if they do… sign me up… because I am sure that they are very tasty and nutritional."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s important that this company celebrates its diversity. And you know what, Stanley? Come Kwanzaa time, I have got you covered, baby."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I don’t celebrate Kwanzaa."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Wha? Really? You should! It’s fun."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I love the people here. And if there was one thing I di… don’t really care for is that they can be terribly, terribly ignorant about other cultures. And I don’t want them embarrassing me in front of my girlfriend, Carol."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Diwali is a very important holiday for the Hindus. But, frankly, I’m a little appalled that none of you know very much about Indian culture. So, without further ado, Kelly you are on."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Um… Diwali is awesome… and there’s food… and there’s going to be dancing… and… Oh! I got the raddest outfit. It has, um…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Kelly?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Sparkles…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um… why don’t you tell us a little bit about the origins of the holiday."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Oh, um… I don’t know. It’s really old, I think."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "How many gods do you have?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Like hundreds, I think. Maybe more than that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "[points at picture on the wall] And that blue busty gal? What’s her story?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "She looks like Pam from the neck down."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Pam wishes. [generalized laughing] Kelly, I’ll take this one. Diwali is a Celebration of the Coronation of the God-King Rama. After his epic battle with Ravana, the Demon King of Lanka. It symbolizes the battle between good and evil…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right, all right, all right, all right. This isn’t ‘Lord of the Rings’."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Sorry."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I started biking into work. Josh does it and he lives a lot farther away than I do. And also it saves gas money, keeps me in shape… helps the environment. And now I know it makes me really sweaty for work."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Nice basket."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Now, a lot of people say that Kelly is one in a million and that’s true, but it’s also not true. Because, frankly, there are literally billions of people just like Kelly in the world.  Here are some famous Indians. [slide show] Subrahmanyan Chandrasekhar. He is a Nobel prize-winning physicist. Impressive. Apu from the Simpsons. Hilarious. Indian. M. Night Shyamalan. ‘The Village’, ‘Unbreakable’, ‘Sixth Sense’, ‘Sig… ‘"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I see dead people."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. Spoiler… alert."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "He was dead the whole time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Just stop it. [slide of Michael & Carol kissing] What’s the… oh, whoa! [laughs] Where did that come from?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Tony",
                                "text": "Karen, my chips got stuck in the vending machine again. I need your skinny, little arms."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Oh. Did you shake it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Tony",
                                "text": "Yeah, I shook it, I shook it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "We have such a roller coaster thing, Karen and I."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "‘Scuse me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Roller-coastery friendship. Hot. Cold. On again. Off again. Sexual tension filled type of deal. It’s very Sam and Diane."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "From ‘Cheers’."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yup."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And another thing about the Indian people… they love sex positions. I present to you the Kama Sutra. I mean look at that. Who’s seen that before?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "I have. That’s the ‘Union of the Monkey’."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Oh, that’s what they call it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "This is the best meeting we’ve ever had."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thank you, Kevin."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I find this incredibly offensive."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, I find it beautiful."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Well, whatever Kelly wants to do in her own house is fine but we shouldn’t all be subjected to it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Actually, she’s right. This isn’t appropriate. Why don’t I take these."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, You’re not going to collect them."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No. This is delightful, charming culture."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "My Indian Culture Seminar was going great until Toby decided that he was too immature to deal with culturally explicit images. It’s just sex. People… everybody does it. I’m doing it… with Carol! Probably tonight."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "All right. Think you guys should be all set. Oh, here’s the corporate card for dinner."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "And Karen? Let’s keep it to twenty dollars a person this time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Got it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Once a quarter, the sales staff at this branch has to stay late to do order form consolidation… which, amazingly, is even less interesting than it sounds."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "You guys ready to party?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What’s that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "I said are you ready TO PARTY!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Isn’t this fun? Not wearing shoes?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I wish some of us still had our shoes on."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Stop it. It’s a disease! I’ve told you."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "[wearing cheerleader costume] I thought you said this was a costume party!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[points at woman] What does that look like to you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "An Indian woman in a sari."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No one’s even going to notice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Nice outfit."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, Kevin. It’s a costume. Why don’t you just cool it, okay? Carol? Carol."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’ll have one of those as well. Thank you very much. Now these are limes, lemons, onions…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I’m a vegetarian. What can I eat?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Server",
                                "text": "It’s all vegetarian."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I’ll just have some bread. You used your hands."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, yuck. [spits out food]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "What? Too spicy?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No. These s’mores are disgusting."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "They’re not s’mores. They’re samosas."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Do you think they have any s’mores?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All they are is chocolate, graham cracker, and marshmallow. How difficult would that have been?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "So, you’re Kelly’s sisters, huh?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Girls",
                                "text": "[laugh] Kelly Zach Braff [speaks in Hindi]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Ruka, Nipa, Tiffany. Stop acting like such little losers and just be cool. Come on, Ryan. Come on. Leave him alone. I hate you guys."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "They said something about Zach Braff."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Don’t even listen to them. They’re so…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "No, you don’t…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Very official."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I decided to come. Uh… I feel a little under-dressed… but at least I’m not dressed like a slutty cheerleader, right? Is that mean?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Temp! Temp! Pflut! Pflut!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "I don’t even want to hear it. Okay. I didn’t come this Diwali to get yelled at!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly’s Mom",
                                "text": "Stop it right now. Ryan is a temporary worker, makes no money. Wally is a whole doctor. So handsome."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Uh… excuse me. I want to get a…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly’s Mom",
                                "text": "He’s a perfect match."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Hey, Big Tuna, you ready?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yep."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "One. Two. Three. Shot!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, Holy Mother of God."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Oh, that burns! Golly. Um…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Ooh."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Overhead",
                                "text": "[song by Beyonce Knowles] Looking so crazy, my baby. I’m not myself lately. I’m foolish. I don’t do this. I’ve been playing myself. Baby I don’t care. Cuz your love got the best of me. And baby you’re making a fool of me."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Wow, thirty years? And you two only met once before the wedding night?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly’s Father",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Wow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly’s Father",
                                "text": "How long have you been married to the cheerleader?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh! She’s not a cheerleader. She thought this was a costume party! Um… no, we’re not married… yet!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly’s Mom",
                                "text": "She is very fair."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "She is. Very fair and very kind. So… um… tell me, is your marriage the kind of thing where when you die she has to throw herself on a fire? No? Okay. It’s still very cool. Ok. Thanks!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "One. Two. Three. Shot!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Are you okay?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m going to be. [to DJ] Hi, I’m just going to get this for a sec… just a sec. [speaks in microphone] Um… everyone? I’m sorry, could I have your attention, please. Thank you. Ah-hah… Hi. Sorry. I just have an announcement to make. Um… okay. I have learned a lot about Indian culture tonight. But I have learned even more about love. And I know you’re all thinking ‘who is this crazy gringo and what is he talking about?’ Well, I’m not crazy. Maybe I’m crazy in love. So without further ado, Carol? Carol Stills. I would like you to do me the honor of making me your husband."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Crowd",
                                "text": "Awww!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Oh, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What do you say?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Can we talk about this in private?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I didn’t hear you. [laughs]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "[louder] Can we talk about this in private?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[lowers microphone] Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me. Okay."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No. I get it. I get it. You’re not ready. We’ll wait. This is a classic…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "This is the ninth date, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, well, but I … I feel like I’ve known you many lifetimes. Maybe I’m Hindu after all. Okay, I’m not Hindu, but… Carol. Carol, I just… I feel like… I just like you so much."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "I better go. Okay, you can find a way home, all right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok. Okay. Good night. [louder] Hey, you know what? Why don’t I come with you. Cause I’ve got this book called the Kama Sutra."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Okay, good night, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right. Good night."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Well, I was a Temp but I got promoted. So, um… the compensation is a lot more competitive."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly’s Mom",
                                "text": "So you’re saving money…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly’s Mom",
                                "text": "…to start a family and home."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Oh, um… or travel. And,um… and buy an Xbox."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly’s Father",
                                "text": "Is there anything you wanted to ask us tonight?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Can you believe my boss proposed to his girlfriend in public? That is so Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Young Man",
                                "text": "Is it? He’s really outgoing, huh?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah. Hey, would you excuse me for a second?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s hot in there. How’s the naan?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Dry. You look like you were having fun."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I am. You should come dance with us."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I have to watch our shoes so they don’t get stolen. Who were you texting?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No one."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "[sings Indigo Girls] I went to the doctor. I went to the mountains. I looked to the children…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Andy, no acappella."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "[sings] I looked to the children, I drank from the fountain."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy and Jim",
                                "text": "[sing] There’s more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Wait, wait."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy and Jim",
                                "text": "[sing] the less I seek my source…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Oh, come on, guys. Please."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy and Jim",
                                "text": "[sing] the closer I am to fi-i-i-ne. The closer I am to.."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "It’s not good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy and Jim",
                                "text": "[sing] fi-i-i-ine!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "TUNA! Are you kidding me!!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, God! [chokes on food] Oh. Wow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Here. [hands drink]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s so spicy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh. You waiting for a call?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Uh… no."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Wow. Pam. When Carol said ‘No.’ tonight, I think I finally realized how you must be feeling. We are both the victims of broken engagements."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Well, you were never really engaged."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I was in that marriage arena, though."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah. Uuuuh… well."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I kind of thought something would happen tonight too."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "We’re so alike. So alike. [leans in to kiss her]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What are you doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What are you doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I’m rejecting your…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m… what? I didn’t"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "…kiss."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[scoffing noises] Can I have a ride home?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "If you sit in the back."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Goodnight, guys."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Can I have a ride, man? I… uh… I have my bike."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "No way, dude. I am not driving home. I have brought an inflatable bed for just such occasions. You’re welcome to share it though. It’s a roomy twin."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Hey dummy, get in the car!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’m a drunk driver."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Yes, you are. Here. Let me take that. Just… uh… get in the car."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Man, you can really hold your liquor, Billabelli."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Yeah, you can’t."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No kidding. And I am just going to lie down in the back, if that’s all right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Sure. Here’s your bag. Just don’t puke on anything. You okay?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Good."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "These are not my shoes. This is just like that show ‘Taxi Cab Confessions’."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You say one more word; I’m stopping the car."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Sorry."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "This is going out to Indians everywhere. It’s a tribute to one of the greats… Mr. Adam Sandler. [sings] Diwali is a festival of lights. Let me tell you something. Tonight has been one crazy night. So put on your saris, it’s time to celebrate Diwali. Everybody looks so jolly. But it’s not Christmas, it’s Diwali. The goddess of destruction Kali stopped by to celebrate Diwali. Don’t invite any zombies to a celebration of Diwali. Along came Polly to have some fun at Diwali. If you’re Indian and you love to party, have a  happy, happy, happy, happy Diwali. Happy Diwali!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Crowd",
                                "text": "[loud clapping, cheering, and whistling]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "How do I explain this to Jan?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Um, well, basically, it’s like a really big party, and everybody gets super-dressed up, and there’s a bunch of different gods, and each of the gods has a special power, like the Care Bears, you know?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, please, stop talking. Three words or less."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Like, an Indian Halloween?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "An Indian Halloween. Okay, great. [to phone] Pam, could you put Jan on, please?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[on phone] Michael, you’re on with Jan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hello, Jan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael, what is this about you letting everyone leave work early today?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, I was letting everybody go to the big Diwali party."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "What is Diwali?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What is Diwali?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You don’t know what Diwali is? Wow, Jan. I’m surprised. It’s the Hindu festival of lights. I just assumed you’d be familiar with it. It’s the most sacred and honored Hindu holiday in the world. It’s like Christmas, Easter, and Halloween—"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Mich—"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "—rolled into one."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I bet you’re not even aware that our own Kelly Kapoor, who works in…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Um, customer service."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "… customer service is a Hindu person."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Yes, of course, I know Kelly."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I thought she was Muslim."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "What? I’m not Muslim!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Well, I think it sounds lovely. I think it sounds like a good idea."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You do?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Yes, of course. It’s important to celebrate our company’s rich diversity. And, and in fact, Michael, if you had planned better, we might have been able to charter a bus to the event—"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, I dunno about that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "—or, or, or been a sponsor for the party itself."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "For Kelly, that seems a bit much."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Hey, one person is an integral part of the fabric—"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[hangs up]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "She’s so wonderful."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, you should see her naked."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I had promised Carol a romantic evening on the town. Um, I wanted to take her on this spooky hay ride thing, but it was like seventy dollars a person, and she’s allergic to hay. So I said, “Pop a Claritin, and I will spot you the seventy bucks,” and she’s like “I don’t like to borrow money or take unnecessary medication.”  And I’m like, “Well you’re really not gonna like what I slipped in your drink last night.” And she’s like, “What the hell are you talking about?” And I’m like, “I’m kidding. I didn’t put a roof…” [cracks himself up] … We laughed so hard… It was hilarious… oh… [calms down] So yes, I’m very excited about the Diwali party."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "For Diwali 07, you must consider Scrantonicity. For a fraction of the cost of this DJ, you could have the rocking sound stylings of a Police cover band."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mrs. Kapoor",
                                "text": "No Police cover."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "No, okay, well, let me send you a demo, and… Better yet, I’ll give Kelly the demo, and she can give it to you. It’ll save us both on postage."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Mr. Kapoor",
                                "text": "[nods]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Excellent."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "You’re the temp!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Um, yeah. [shakes her hand] Ryan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Hi, I’m Carol."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Hi, nice to meet you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "The wavy brown hair and blue eyes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Ah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Michael talks about you… a lot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Top of your class at business school, and you live on Shady Hill Road, right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Wow, um… Sorry you had to…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Does Michael talk about me a lot?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "[pause] Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "He does? What does he say."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "He says… “I love him.” He loves you."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "At Cornell, in my fraternity, my house name was “Hubble” because I was so good at finding a party. I was like a powerful space telescope, so… Freshman year, when my skin was still really bad, they called me El Guapo."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Yeah. Big Tuna, tuna?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Nope, I got eel."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "[speechless]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "[looking for Jim’s sushi] Eel… eel."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Didn’t see that coming."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And perhaps the most important person to Indian culture, Sir Ben Kingsley. Because of him, the British left India, and then he became an actor like Ronald Reagan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Your shirt is buttoned wrong."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So, any questions?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "Branch Closing",
                "description": "When Jan tells Michael that the Scranton Branch will be shutting down, Michael strives to keep his staff's spirits up. Meanwhile, everyone privately begins to envision how their lives will change in the aftermath.",
                "episode_id": 7,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 67,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 39,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jan",
                        "appearances": 32,
                        "id": "jan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 22,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 21,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 12,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Josh",
                        "appearances": 12,
                        "id": "josh"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Karen",
                        "appearances": 9,
                        "id": "karen"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 7,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 7,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Andy",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "andy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Roy",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "roy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Darryl",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "darryl"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "toby"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "kelly"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Michael and Dwight",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "michael-and-dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight ",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "dwight-"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "M ichael",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "m-ichael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Michael ",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "michael-"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Who are you faxing so early in the morning?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, umm… kinda hard to explain."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I don’t have a ton of contact with the Scranton branch, but, before I left, I took a box of Dwight’s stationery, so, from time to time, I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future. [reading fax] “Dwight, at 8 A.M. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight.”"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No![knocks coffee out of Stanley’s hand.] You’ll thank me later."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "There she is – Jan Levinson. First…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "…thing in the morning. Love to start my morning with a hearty bowl of Jan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[singing] Just call me Levinson in the morning, baby."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I am here to tell you that we are closing the Scranton branch."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t understand."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "The board voted last night to close your branch."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "On whom’s authority?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "The board’s."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I’m very sorry. I don’t relish telling you this. You’ve been a big part of this company, and the board asked me to thank you for your years of service."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You’re welcome."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "A small number of people will be transferred to the Stamford branch, and the rest will be getting severance packages."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Am I a small number person or a severance package person?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Well, we haven’t made final decisions about personnel yet. But you’re a severance package person."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh… [burrys head in hands] Oh, my god. Oh, my god! I don’t really get it ’cause we’re not doing that bad and our numbers are gonna come up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Well, it’s not all about numbers, Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "It’s… it’s about talent."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, you gotta be… Josh?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Our CFO believes that Josh is going to play an important role in our company’s future."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh really, what role is that? King of the stupid universe?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It is an outrage, that’s all. It’s… hey’re making a huge, huge mistake. Let’s see Josh replace these people. Let’s see Josh find another Stanley. You think Stanleys grow on trees? Well they don’t. There is no Stanley tree. Do you think the world is crawling with Phyllises? Show me that farm. With Phyllises and Kevins sprouting up all over the place. Ripe for the plucking. Show me that farm."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Pictures. Memories. [Picks up a framed photo of Stanley’s daughter from Stanley’s desk] Look at that. They grow up so fast."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hey stranger."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Don’t say that. That just sounds weird. Please."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Sorry. I just feel like we haven’t talked in awhile."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well… we have nothin to talk about, Dwight. Just do your work … while you still can."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight ",
                                "text": "When you become close with someone, you develop a kind of sixth sense. You can read their moods like a book. And right now, the title of Michael’s book is, “Something Weird is Going On.” Colon, “What Did Jan Say? The Michael Scott Story. By Michael Scott, with Dwight Schrute.”"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Hey, um… did you hear about your friends in Pennsylvania? Rumor has it that the Scranton Branch is… [clicks her tongue to her mouth motions chopping off a head]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Really? Wow… that’s bad."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Um, sorry… the Scranton branch is closing? [Karen nods and Andy looks at Jim] In your face!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, I work here now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Mmmm.. suck-ah!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Are you okay?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, great! Amazing. Best physical condition of my life."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What did Jan want?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Nothing. Just checking in. I can’t tell you, so…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What can’t you tell me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Nothing, Pam.[whispers to himself] What difference does it make?  We’ll be gone in a couple of weeks anyway."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What?!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You just said that we’re gonna be gone…?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Do I have any messages?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Michael, what’s going on?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok, ok…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[facing the whole office] Listen up, everybody… I have some news. We are screwed. Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton is being shut down."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Michael, uh… we shouldn’t be talking about this until all the decisions have been made."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You knew about this all along, didn’t you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Jan told me just a few minutes before she told you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Traitor. You are a traitor."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "What about us, Michael? Do we still have jobs?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t know. Probably not. This is the worst."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "It makes perfect sense that it would happen today because I just received this in the mail. [holds up cards] A thousand business cards with this address and phone number."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I don’t want to blame anyone in particular. I think everyone’s to blame."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "If I get to stay and Ryan is laid off, I will kill myself. Like Romeo and Juliet, the Claire Danes one."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "[surrounded by clapping coworkers] Stamford, Connecticut! Stamford, Connecticut!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I worked in Scranton for a really long time. And uh, it’s going to be weird that it’s all disappearing. I mean, I always knew that the branch would shut down someday. I just figured it would be because Michael sold the building for some magic beans."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I couldn’t be happier. I’m gonna take the severance and retire. My wife and I are gonna travel. [chuckles] I really couldn’t be happier."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s a blessing in disguise. Actually, not even in disguise. Sometimes at home, I answer the phone, “Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam.” So, maybe that’ll stop now."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "What does that mean?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Well, some of us are fired and a few are going to Connecticut."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "I don’t really want to work here without Pam. You know that Cinderella song, “You Don’t Know What You Got (Till It’s Gone)”? That pretty much says it better than how I know how to say it… in words."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Hey Mike."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Darryl. Noble Darryl. [sighs]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Look, I heard about the office. Tough break."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know, I know. Well, I’ll land on my feet. Don’t worry about me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "I wasn’t."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So, you’ll be okay too. You’re a warrior. You’re smart, capable. You’ll find something else and…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Actually, Bob Vance bought out the warehouse. So he’s keeping on the whole crew. So, we good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Awesome."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "This is my house. The CFO is taking away my house and giving it to Josh. And Josh is giving the garage to Bob Vance."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right, listen up. Some of you may have heard some rumors about the branch closing. But, I am not going to take this lying down. I have a plan and I am going to save our jobs. So just hang in there. [Looks at  Dwight] Let’s go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, good… you’re bringing Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes. This might get ugly. I need backup."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What’s the plan?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Go to New York, confront the CFO, show him he’s making a mistake… save the branch."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Can I drive?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No… way."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Shotgun!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No. There’s no one else."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Still."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Thank you very much. [hangs up cell phone] Okay, secretary says Wallace is away for the day and won’t be coming back into the office."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, okay. Um…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "But, do not worry. I have his home address right [presses cell phone button] here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Why?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Christmas card list."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You sent him cards? You never met him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "But when I do, we’ll have something to talk about."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey, do you have a second?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Sure, what’s up?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I know it’s not definite or whatever, but uh, do you know who’s coming over here from Scranton?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "I honestly don’t. I don’t know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay, so is it like sales or… accountants?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "You know what, Jim, I wouldn’t worry about it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What does that mean?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Hi."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Jan, hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Oh, good. You’re both here. Ready to talk logistics?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "[to Kelly] I just feel like it could have been something special if we could have kept working together, but I’m gonna go someplace else and you’re gonna go someplace else. It just doesn’t make sense."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "This kinda worked out perfectly for me. I got some good experience. Uh, Michael’s gonna write me a great recommendation. And as far as me and Kelly goes, I think it’s for the best."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, this is it. [runs up the stairs of CFO’s house, with Dwight] This is exactly what Michael Moore does, famous documentarian. He goes up to people with a camera and he’s like “Why did you do this? Why did you pollute? You are bad. You’re a bad person.” It’s very dramatic.  Although, I can’t say I was a big fan of  ‘Bowling for Columbine’, because I thought it was going to be a bowling movie, like ‘Kingpin’. And it wasn’t. It was something else."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "So, Josh will be running what is now called Dunder-Mifflin ,Northeast, which is all the offices north of Stamford. And Jim, fi you want the job, you’ll be his number two."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Wow. Uh, sure. Absolutely."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Awesome."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Excuse me, Jan, I’m sorry… I’m gonna have to stop you there. I, um, will not be taking the job."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Wha… excuse… why not?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "As of today, I have accepted a senior managment position at Staples."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Today?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "[nods]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "You leveraged your new position with us into another offer?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "[sighs]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Damn it, Josh. This whole restructuring thing was based around keeping you. I…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "I’m sorry, all right? It’s done, it’s done."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "I’m gonna make some calls."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Say what you will about Michael Scott, but he would never do that."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "So, do you know what you’re gonna say when he shows up?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I will improvise. I will speak from the heart."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No. Bad idea. You need an attack plan. Here, I’ll be him, you be you. Let’s practice."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[as David Wallace] Dum, dum, dum, dum… coming home from work."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "M ichael",
                                "text": "Excuse me, Mr. Wallace? David Wallace?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes? What is the meaning of this?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael ",
                                "text": "Can you tell us why you are shutting down Scranton and putting 15 people out of work?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Well, the branch is no longer finicially viable. It’s simple dollars and cents."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, but these are employees, Sir. These are human beings."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Listen, Scott… we’re losing money, okay? It’s not a charity; it’s a business. And it’s a dying business."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[no longer talking to Dwight as Wallace] Stop… stop it! Just, okay. He’s not going to say any of that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[as himself] Whoa hey, why not?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Because he’d be intimidated and I, just… let’s start again. Just be more scared of me, okay?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Don’t touch me this time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[as David Wallace] Dum, dum, dum, du, doy, du, do… coming home from work…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Excuse me, Mr. Wallace?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[frightened] Uh!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "So… we are still scrambling here. But uh, it looks like Scranton is going to absorb Stamford."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "And I know that you just left there a couple of months ago, but we would like to offer you the number two position at that branch."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, it’s just I’m not sure if I um… well to be quite honest with you, Jan, I have a few unpleasant memories of Scranton. And um…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No. No, no. Just um… some personal stuff. And I’m not really ready to revist that, I don’t think."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Ah. Well, please think about it. And call me. We will do whatever we can to get you to stay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Hey guys. Uh, I’m trying to organize a little group lunch for everybody since you know, we’re never gonna see each other again."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Where are we going?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I thought maybe DJ’s."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "How about Cugino’s?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I don’t want to go all the way to Dunmore."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "How ’bout Cooper’s then?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "No seafood."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "But, I don’t want to go to DJ’s."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Oh, now all of a sudden you get picky?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Okay, forget it. [walks away]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Hooters?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "No."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ah. [takes a gulp of Gatorade and passes the bottle to Michael] Here, replinish your fluids."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[takes bottle and cleans off cap with his tie]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[in Scranton] Where’s Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "He’s not here. I don’t know where he is."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[looks around, noticing that no one is working] Wha… what’s going on here?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "We know the branch is closing; Michael told us."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Ah, god. Okay. You know what everybody? I’m sure there is a better way to do this but I’ve drive something like 400 miles today and I’m completely exhausted so I’m just gonna tell you. Your branch is not closing; Stamford is closing. Um, for the time being, it seems that all your jobs are safe."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Yes!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Yes! [hugs Angela]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Stanley! [hugs Stanley]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Is it because of Michael? Did he actually do something?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Well, reasons are not important. Would you just call him, please? Wherever he is… and tell him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Sure, uh, Jan… um, do you know, is anyone coming back to Scranton?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Back?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Coming to Scranton. Is anyone coming to Scranton?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Uh, we don’t know. Probably. A few."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[referring to Michael’s ringing phone] who is it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "The office."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Gonna get it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, not until I have some good news for them. Not until I have some good news."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I guess some new people might be coming from Stamford. Should be fun. New blood."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Is Jim coming back."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "That’s, um… I hadn’t thought about it, huh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I just don’t want it to be weird, you know? I mean, I took his old job and his old desk."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah, that might be weird. Overall though, we still all have our jobs… so, good news, right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Oh, yeah, totally."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Ahhhhh! [hugs Ryan] I’m so happy we don’t have to break up now, Ryan! [kisses him] This is the best day of my whole l ife!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "What you gonna do?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I really don’t know.  How you doing with all this?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "You know, I’m fine. I’ll be better when I know if I have a job."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You’d actually move to Scranton?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Yeah, if they let me, I think I… I think I would."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "New York City is 45 minutes down the road from here. And you wanna  move to Scranton? I dunno. If I were you I’d move to New York?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Yeah, you know… I might do that. I, who knows? I… I might do that."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "Hey Andy!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "[after screaming and throwing papers around in the kitchen] What’s up, Josh?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Josh",
                                "text": "I just want to say thanks. Good luck."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Thanks, man. You, too. Totally."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Anything?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Nothing. [puts down binoculars]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What if this doesn’t work? What is the office actually goes under?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Then it was an honor to have worked with you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[pats Dwight and sighs] All right, favorite moments in Dunder-Mifflin history. Go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "My first day when you hazed me by spraying me with a fire extinguisher."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That was hilarious. The foam …"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Uh,… my first sale, my promotion to assistant regional manager, our basketball game, when you took me to the hospital, and told me that you cared about me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, right. Okay, that’s enough. That’s good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What were your favorite moments?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, hmm, all of them. I loved them all. Every single one."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What about when Jan said the branch was closing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "God, Dwight!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Well, it doesn’t…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Hey Pam, we’re going to Poor Richards. Creed’s buying shots."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No thanks, guys."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "All right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Have fun though."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Cool."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Hey, I hear Jim’s coming back."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Really? Where did you hear that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I was…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[interupting] Hey Ryan, you coming?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Uh yeah, we’ll meet you there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Awesome. Let’s go, Phyllis."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "[to Pam] I’ll tell you later."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Crazy day, huh?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Yeah, man! I’m uh… I’m really glad you’re still gonna be working here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah, me too."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Maybe this is good. Finding another job is a pain. There’s another annoying boss, another desk, I’d have to learn everything all over again. So, there are reasons to stay."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey, um, I think I am gonna take that job. And Scranton… it’s not that bad. So, if they offer you a job there, I think you should take it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Okay, yeah. Maybe I will."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Yeah, I’m happy he said that. I mean, I don’t think he’s into me or anything, but, I’m kind of into him. So…there you go."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What are we still doing here? It’s over. Let’s go home. Get the car."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[picks up his beeping cell phone]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, this was such a stupid idea! This was so stupid. I am such a stupid idiot. I let everybody down. Everybody hates me. I lost everybody’s jobs. Nobody likes me anymore!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[on the phone] Oh my God!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": ": Stranford is closed! Michael, we’re not closed. Stamford is closed. Stamford is closed."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "We did it? We did it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "We did it!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael and Dwight",
                                "text": "We did it! We did it!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Right here! Right here! [pounds his chest against Dwight’s]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael and Dwight",
                                "text": "Ouu! Ou! Ouu! Ouu!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, baby!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "In your face!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "We did it!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, man."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "How did we do it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I don’t … have no idea."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t understand."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Well for a minute there, I saw myself selling my house, moving to Costa Rica, learning how to surf. But, Costa Rica will still be there. When I’m 65."
                            }
                        ]
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "The Merger",
                "description": "Jan informs Michael that the Scanton branch of Dunder Mifflin will be merging with the Stamford Branch. Jim and Pam are reunited while the other employees of both branches must adjust to their new co-workers.",
                "episode_id": 8,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 149,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 84,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 81,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Andy",
                        "appearances": 55,
                        "id": "andy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 45,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Karen",
                        "appearances": 30,
                        "id": "karen"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Tony",
                        "appearances": 22,
                        "id": "tony"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 21,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 16,
                        "id": "toby"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Hannah",
                        "appearances": 12,
                        "id": "hannah"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 11,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Meredith",
                        "appearances": 11,
                        "id": "meredith"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 8,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Martin",
                        "appearances": 7,
                        "id": "martin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 7,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
                        "appearances": 6,
                        "id": "kelly"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jan",
                        "appearances": 6,
                        "id": "jan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Video",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "video"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Creed",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "creed"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Andy & Michael",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "andy-&-michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Male voice",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "male-voice"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Michael & Dwight",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "michael-&-dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Michael and Dwight",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "michael-and-dwight"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "The Stamford branch is closing and everybody’s just packing up their stuff. Andy Bernard made these tasteful hats."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "[to office worker] That’s the other thing you got to watch out…  [to Jim] Yo! Tuna! I wanna talk to you about this new boss, Michael Scott."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "So what’s he like? Likes? Dislikes? Favorite sports? Favorite movies? Favorite men’s magazines?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You know what? I think you just need to meet him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Playing your cards close to the vest. I get it. Good luck over there, Tuna. Cross me and I will destroy you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Sounds good Andy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "This is going to be an adventure."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yes. This is going to be very interesting. All right, I’m out of here. See you later?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Right on. [to Andy] Hey is that Josh’s computer?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "What?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "How’d the run go?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Ah, pretty good. I finished."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "That’s great!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Psh, why is that great?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Because he accomplished something."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What was your mile time?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "About seven."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[scoffs] I could beat that on a skateboard."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Well, that has wheels."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah, well my feet don’t. And I can still crush that time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Really, Dwight? How fast are you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Let’s just put it this way. Last weekend I outran a black pepper snake."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I am fast. To give you a reference point. I’m somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Man, what is taking Toby so long?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, I’ll just time him later."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "And you’ll compare the times?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah. Are you ready?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, my groin…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Set"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "…is really tight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Go!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I can’t… [starts running]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Am I being mean to Dwight? I don’t know. I did just make him run around the building and I have no intention of timing him. This isn’t even a stopwatch. It’s a digital thermometer. He does make my life harder, sometimes. And on purpose. Like he tried to put meters on the bathroom stalls as a way of bringing in more money for the company. [yells to Dwight] Hey, three more laps to go. Gotta pick it up if you’re going to beat Toby."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Aaaaah!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I should probably get back to work."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Here… Who’s here?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Nametag?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, please."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Karen Filippelli."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Karen Filip… [In Italian voice] Ka-ren Fili-pell-li."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Probably Italian. Possibly Filipino."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "My branch is absorbing the Stamford branch. Or, as I like to put it, my family is doubling in size. That’s all I’m going to say about it because I have a gigantic performance ahead of me. And I have to get into my head and focus. [exhales]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Who’s next?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That’s Andy Bernard."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Andy Bernard."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "If I were you…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Saint Bernard."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "…I would fire Anthony Gardner…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "…before noon…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m not…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "…to consolidate power."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m not firing somebody on the first day."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, no, no! Not somebody. Gardner."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "The Japanese camp guards of World War II always chose one man to kill whenever a batch of new prisoners arrived. I always wondered how they chose the man who was to die. I think I would have been good at choosing the person."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Good morning!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Got the food? Good! Looky-looky-looky. What I want you to do… set it up in the conference room, please. Make it look nice. As if you are trying to impress a much older man who’s way out of your league."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yes! I’m in a good mood today! I’m excited to meet all the new people and to see my old friend again, definitely. That’s always a thing that makes people happy… to have an old friend back."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hannah",
                                "text": "Hello?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ah! Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Our first arrival. Welcome to Scranton. This is Hannah Smoterich-Barr."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hannah Smoterich-Barr."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Welcome to our humble abode. Follow me to your desk. Your ball and chain is right over here."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know for a lot of these people this is the only family they have. So…  As far as I’m concerned, [holds up WORLD’S BEST BOSS mug] this says ‘World’s Best Dad’."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ah! There he is Tony… what’s your last name?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Tony",
                                "text": "Gardner."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Gardner! I knew that. There you go. Gift bag… for you. [laughs] Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Tony",
                                "text": "Thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Michael, I didn’t get a gift bag."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, they’re just for guests. If there are any left over, you can buy one later."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hannah",
                                "text": "My bag’s mostly pencils."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Wh..and coupons… to various hot spots around Scranton. [to Tony] All right! Let me show you to your area, sir. Come on, big guy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Can I have your pencils?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hannah",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hi!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Hi."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I’m Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Karen. I love your sweater."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, thanks. My Mom made it for me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Really? That’s so cool. I’ve always wanted to learn…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Welcome."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "…to knit."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Welcome, welcome, welcome! [in robot voice] Take me to your leader. Oh wait, I am your leader."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Uh wait, are you a robot or a Martian?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Mmm… dah. I am actually your boss, Michael Scott. Welcome. Wow! You are very exotic looking. Was your dad a G.I. or uh?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "I’ll be the Number Two guy here in Scranton in six weeks. How? Name repetition, personality mirroring, and never breaking off a handshake. I’m always thinking one step ahead. Like a carpenter that makes stairs."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Hello."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ah! You must be Andy Bernard. Aloha and welcome!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "And you must be Michael Scott. Aloha and… hello."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "A-ha-ha-ho. Very good! Welcome to our little kingdom. Ah, we have a bag of nifty gifties for you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Michael, thank you for welcoming me to your little kingdom, Mike."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Nifty!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "They are nifty! They’re nifty gifties."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know who I really like? Is this guy Andy Bernard. He has got this very likable way about him."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Martin",
                                "text": "…which is why they need a passing game."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[to Jim] No way. Get him out of here. We don’t want any of this kind in here. Good to see you, man."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[to Martin] How are you? Martin Nash, I presume? This is a little gift bag for you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Martin",
                                "text": "Oh! Thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Free of charge. Follow me, I will show you where all the slaves work. [shakes head] Not… so, your desk is…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hi, I’m Jim. I’m new here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh my god! It’s really you!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, I was just doing a little joke there about how we’d never met…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I know. I don’t care."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Awesome! Good to be back. The place looks really good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s really good to see you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You, too."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Where do I stand with Pam? Um… no idea. I mean, we’re friends. Always have been friends. Um… .that is where we stand."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in from Stamford."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Fact – I am older. I am wiser. Do not mess with me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay. Sounds good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What are you doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I don’t know what you’re talking about."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I have a smudge on my forehead?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No. Looks good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Why are you looking at my forehead?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’m not."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Meet my eye line, Jim!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I am."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Stop acting like an idiot!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Hey, buddy. Welcome back."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey! How are you man? Good to see… you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I’m good! How are you? So…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, I’m sorry. Are you sitting here now?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Um… unless you really, really want it back."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You know, man, it’s really you’re call."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Cool, thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[whispers] Let me get that for you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yuh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "This one taken? No. Good."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Yeah. Jim is a nice guy. That’s why I got the desk."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Hey, this came with the Stamford book. [Sets down box that says: Personnel Files Stamford CT Office Confidential] Can you take care of it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Oh, yes I can."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "In general, they do not give me much responsibility. But they do let me shred the company documents. And that is really all I need."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Michael Scott. Thank you. I appreciate it, Mike."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hello. I don’t believe we’ve been introduced. Dwight Schrute. Assistant Regional Manager."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Andy Bernard. Regional Director in Charge of Sales."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "So you’ll be reporting to me, then."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Umm, on the contrary."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "My title has ‘Manager’ in it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "And I’m a director."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Which on a film set is the highest title there is. Do you know anything about film?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I know everything about film. I’ve seen over 240 of them."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Congratulations."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey, Toby!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Hey, Jim!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "How are you, man?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Oh, really good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I just wanted to say hi."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "How are you? Hey. Welcome back. [puts out fist to bump]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh. Is that like your new thing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "No, I’m sorry, it’s…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No. It’s cool."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "No, it’s nothing. We’ll just… [shakes hand]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "All right. Good to be back."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "So… okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "All right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "All right… sorry… sorry about that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No problem."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "It was just…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[off camera] …what?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Nothing."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "This thing is so awesome. It will shred anything. Ooh! It will shred a CD. It will shred… a credit card. It will shred… oh! [whispers] Shoot."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[talking to himself] I present the orientation video."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "We need to talk!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Not now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Which is higher? Assistant Regional Manager or Regional Director in Charge of Sales?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I told you the titles are irrelevant. They just relate to pay scale."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Okay. So who gets paid more? Me or Andy?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It is not a matter of more or less. Your pay is just different. Okay? All right! Show time, part one."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ok. Who reports to who?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t care! Dwight! You all report to me! That’s all that matters! The rest of it just work out amongst yourselves, ok?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "And then if I want…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Work it out amongst your selves!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Please! I have a company to run. Well, you let me run the company?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Will you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "One…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Please?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Jim!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Kelly!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Oh! Oh my god! I have so much to tell you!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Yes! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes? They had a baby and they named it Suri. And then Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? They had a baby, too, and they named it Shiloh. And both babies are amazing!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Great. What’s new with you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "I just told you."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. Everybody settled in? Good. Why don’t we all proceed in to the conference room? Or, should I say, the banquet hall. For… drum roll, please [makes drum roll noises], the official Merger Day All-Family Welcome Breakfast. Come on in!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yoko shack."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Male voice",
                                "text": "…thank you James. [laughs]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Hey, champagne."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Nope, no. Guests only."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Looks like salmon."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Nope. Um… for the guests it is. For you, consider it cow-meat. Strictly taboo."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "I eat beef."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, then… consider it poisoned beef. No touchy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "The beef is poisoned?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, it’s not beef… just… sit down, please. [talks to group] Welcome. Help yourself."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Um… You might want these orientation materials."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Wrong. Toby, this is an orientation not a borientation.[talks to group] Okay. Do not worry. All of your questions are about to be answered. Cell phones and pagers off, please."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, this looks promising."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You won’t be disappointed."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Let’s face it. Moving to a new job can be very stressful. So I have made an orientation video especially for you newcomers. But it’s not like any orientation video that any of you have ever seen. It’s funny. It’s got a little bit of a zing to it and I hope that it gives you a flavor of what we’re all about here at Dunder Mifflin. And what we’re all about here in Scranton. So let’s just all laugh together and watch “Lazy Scranton”."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Video",
                                "text": "[Lazy Scranton Video]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Sittin’ in my office with a plate of grilled bacon, call my man Dwight just to see what was shakin’."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yo Mike, our town is dope and pretty."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So check out how we live"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael & Dwight",
                                "text": "in the Electric City!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "They call it Scranton."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "The Electric City. Scranton."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "The Electric City. Call poison control if you’re bit by a spider."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "But check that it’s covered by your health care provider!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "It reminds me of the orientation video showed on my first day. ‘The Scranton Witch Project’."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[in video] I am so scared… when people don’t label their personal food."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Video",
                                "text": "[Lazy Scranton video continues]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You like coal mines and you wanna see ’em, Well, check it out, yo, the Anthracite Museum! Plenty of space in the parking lot,"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "But the little cars go in the compact spot"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael and Dwight",
                                "text": "Spot, spot, spot, spot …"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[on video in background] Spot. Scranton. What? The Electric City. Scranton.What? The Electric City. Scranton. What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, so far, I think it is killin’. I thought it would either be an ‘A’ or an ‘A+’ but I completely forgot that there’s an ‘A++’."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "[recording phone message] This is Karen Filippelli. Please leave a message."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Terrible. Totally unconvincing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "[recording] This is Karen Filippelli. Please leave a message."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Not bad, but you are Italian so… try it more Italian."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "[recording] [in bad Italian accent] Dis is Kar-en Fill-uh-pel-li. Please leava me da message. A bon danza."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You feel good?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Mm-hm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "All right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "[recording phone message] Karen Filippelli."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Hey, buddy. Anything new to report?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Do you mean to me? From you? Cause that’s how it works."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Sure thing, buddy."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Am I trying to get under his skin? Yes. Because the angrier he gets, the more marginalized he becomes. Meanwhile, Andy Bernard is out there layin’ on the charm."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Hey, Angela. Check this out. It’s my new screen saver."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Do you like it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I do like it, actually."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Thank you. You have such a pretty smile by the way."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "You’re welcome."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What happened to grape soda?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh yeah. I’m trying to move away from that. Getting into more of a bottled water phase."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh. You’ve changed so much."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, I’m evolving, Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "So when do I get to hear everything? Are you still getting unpacked or… you want to grab a coffee or something after work?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh! Um… tonight, actually? No. I’m uh just still getting settled."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, yeah, no! You know. Whenever."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh-kay. Sorry to interrupt. I…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Nope. You’re not interrupting anything. Nope. I’m…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Don’t…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "All right. [to Pam] I should probably get back to work. Get back to work."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah. I know, me too."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "All right!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "The day’s going fine. It’s been a little chaotic but it’s fine. It’s great! A lot of distractions. But, it’s good."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hannah",
                                "text": "[using breast pump] Take a picture. It’ll last longer."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I’m sorry. It’s just, it’s a little distracting."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Ditto that, my brother."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hannah",
                                "text": "Look what’s on his computer."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What is that? A squid’s eye or…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hannah",
                                "text": "It’s my left breast."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "How did you…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Right place at the right time."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Uh, what’s that smell?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "What smell?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Must be an… air freshener plugged in somewhere. It smells like a funeral home."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Oh, I’ll help you find it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Oh, you know. Never… .never mind."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "What is it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "I… I… I, uh, think I’m just allergic to your perfume."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "My perfume?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "It’s just my crazy nose. I’m… uh, used to different smells."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Bob Vance bought this perfume for me in Metropolitan Orlando. It’s made from real pine."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Who’s Bob Vance?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I don’t know who these new people think they are. I’ve sat downwind of Phyllis’ stinky perfumes for years. Never said a word."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "People hate people that are different from them. That’s natural. But you know what makes people forget their differences?  A great show. That is why I created the ‘Integration Celebration’. This is the moment when Scranton and Stamford come together as one. United in applause."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know what a lot of you must be thinking. ‘Wow! What a day! Feels more like a night at a party than a day at work.’ Well, in my opinion, business should feel like a night out. A night… at… the Roxbury. Okay. There’s supposed to be music and it’s… I got it, I got it! I got it. Dwight! Just."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Do you have batteries?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ssshh stupid! Um…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "[sings drum beat intro to ‘What is Love?’]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That’s it!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "[sings] What is love?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, yes! Okay!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Baby, don’t hurt me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, here we go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy & Michael",
                                "text": "Don’t hurt me! Baby, don’t hurt me!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Baby, don’t hurt me!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh! Oh! Oh!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Whoa-oh-oh-oh"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Scuse me! Scuse me!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy & Michael",
                                "text": "Whoa-oh-oh-oh! Whoa-oh-oh…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You me? You me? Me you? You! You! You me! Bow Bow Bow!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Whoa-oh-oh-oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You me? You me? Me you me! You! You! You me you! You! Oh my nose so itchy, why’s my nose so itchy!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Oh, probably because of all the nose candy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[laughs hysterically] Okay, I told you these guys had a sense of humor."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Very funny, Michael!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay! Okay!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Really funny, Michael!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right, all right, I’m on a roll."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Why are the new people on the table? To show them that we are not above them."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Shouldn’t we be equals?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Not today. No. Tony! Please join your cohorts on the table if you would."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Tony",
                                "text": "Uh… this is difficult, for me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I understand. We’re all friends."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Tony",
                                "text": "No. I mean I can’t physically. I can’t get on the table."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, well. Just use the momentum of your lower half to hoist yourself up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Tony",
                                "text": "[starts to climb table]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know what? I’ll help. I will…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Tony",
                                "text": "No, please. No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Don’t be shy! Dwight! Let’s do this!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Do this. Come on. Ready?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Come on. We’re doing this thing! Let’s get up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "On three. One… two… three."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Bend at the knees. Okay, here we go. Here we go. I’m under this… I’m under this hock here. I don’t know what I’m grabbing here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Tony",
                                "text": "All right. All right. Stop. Put me down."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "We’ve almost got it. Push it! Push it!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Tony",
                                "text": "Let me go!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m right in your crack!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Tony",
                                "text": "Put me down right…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Up and over."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Tony",
                                "text": "Put me down!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Up and over."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Tony",
                                "text": "Put me down right now!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You’ve got it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Tony",
                                "text": "I’VE HAD ENOUGH!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You’ve got it, you’ve got it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Tony",
                                "text": "PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW or else!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Whoa Whoa Whoa! Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hey, hey. Easy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Easy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Tony",
                                "text": "I’m sorry!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Don’t…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Tony",
                                "text": "It’s just not going to work for me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Tony",
                                "text": "I have to go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t understand."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Tony",
                                "text": "I was on the fence about this and… it’s just not a good fit."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, we’ll squeeze you in."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Tony",
                                "text": "I can’t work here. I have to quit."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You can’t quit! On the first day. That’s [deep voice] heresy, my friend! [regular voice] Okay, let’s talk about this. What happened? I mean, what… Was it Toby? Did he say something? Cause he’s… what?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Tony",
                                "text": "No. Toby was helpful. He was very kind. It’s just your management style."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "My management style? So… didn’t you think ‘Lazy Scranton’ was funny?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Tony",
                                "text": "No. Was it supposed to be funny?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. Well, don’t bother quitting because you’re fired."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Tony",
                                "text": "Excuse me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You are fired! I’m sorry, but we don’t have quitters on this team! Just clean out your desk!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Tony",
                                "text": "But there’s nothing in my desk except coupons."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Don’t try to apologize to me, man! It’s too late. Just get out! Take your bad vibes with you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That was my advice. Remember? I’m the one who suggested that you fire him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Probably the best advice you ever gave me, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "And what advice has Andy given to you today that you have acted on? Would ‘none’ be an accurate estimate? None advice? [whispers] Fire Andy. Fire. Andy."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Dwight may have won the battle. But I will win… the next battle."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hannah",
                                "text": "Tony was right. This environment is dysfunctional."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Maybe that’s because some people treat it like their own private Hooters strip club."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Whoa, Angela! Hold on. Hooters is a restaurant. With over 400 locations worldwide."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Back to work. We don’t have to get along. We just have to work together."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No. We do have to get along. Can’t we all just get along? Or have we forgotten the words of the Reverend King."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "The word merger comes from the word marriage. And that was what today was supposed to be. The loving union between people. Instead, it has become like when my Mom moved in with Jeff. And once again, it becomes my job to fix it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey! Hey, everybody! Something happened! Those guys from Vance Refrigeration, they let the air out of our tires."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah! They punk’d us! They punk’d us good! Come on. Come on!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Does Bob Vance work for Vance Refrigeration?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Does he ever."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Man, they got us so bad. We cannot let them get away with this. We have got to pull together as one and steal their refrigerators."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "YEAH!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "I don’t… I don’t think we can do that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Go home, Toby. Just…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Martin",
                                "text": "Hey! Why doesn’t your car have a flat tire?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Why? I will tell you why. Because they saved the worst for me. They put a hate note under my windshield wiper. Check this out. It’s so hateful. [reads note] “You guys SUCK! You can never pull together as one and revenge us. That is why you SUCK!”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hannah",
                                "text": "For crying out loud."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No. No, no, no. No.  You are falling for it. You’re playing right into their hands. This is just what they want you to do. Don’t, oh…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Martin",
                                "text": "[to Stanley] What’s up with this guy?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Got an hour? I’ll try to explain."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "THIS IS EGREGIOUS! This is egregious!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Trust me. It only gets worse."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Martin",
                                "text": "Is he always like this?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Sometimes he brings more costumes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hannah",
                                "text": "When do people work?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Oh, we find little times during the day."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "How are we going to get home?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Bob Vance has an air pump. He said he’d fill all our tires up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "See that? Mission accomplished. Like a bunch of fourth graders. Sometimes, what brings the kids together is hating the lunch lady. Although that’ll change. Because, by the end of the fourth grade, the lunch lady was actually the person I hung out with the most. [answers phone] Jell-o!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hi, Jan!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Did you fire Tony Gardner when he was trying to quit?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I did. Major personnel crises averted. Compliment accepted."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Do you realize, Michael, that we now have to pay him severance?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "You do?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "But do you realize that that was actually Dwight’s idea? Bad advice from my Number Two."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "What? No. No. No, Jim is your Number Two."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "He’s the only one  who has worked with both groups. I sent you a memo about this."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, I know that. For, I do read the memos."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So after a great deal of thought and introspective-shun, I have decided to make Jim my new Number Two."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "If he even wants it. It doesn’t come with a pay raise."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, it does, actually."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "So who will be your new Number Three?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Uh… that I have not decided yet."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Michael, I would just like to say you have handled this entire situation with great aplomb."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thank you, Andy. That’s… very kind. Thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "And I have to say your leadership…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Shut it…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "has brought…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Shut it! That’s… [whispers to camera] suck up!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[talking on cellphone] Hey! Where you at, Filippelli?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "[off camera] I’m at the grocery store buying a corkscrew to give myself a lobotomy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[laughs] What’s wrong? You didn’t have a good first day?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Oh my god! Hey! You want to meet at Cooper’s in an hour? I need a drink."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah. Sure. Sounds good. I… . [sees Pam in rearview mirror] Hey! You know what? Can I give you a call right back?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Ok, thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Ok."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I thought you had already… left."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Uh… no. I just uh had some other stuff I had to do."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh… Good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What’s up?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, nothing. I just feel bad. I feel like things were a little weird today… or something."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What do you mean?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I just think I should tell you that… I’ve sort of started seeing someone. And uh…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh. That’s totally cool. You can do whatever you want."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "O..ok. Um..good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "We’re friends. We’ll always be friends."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s good to have you back."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah. Good to be back."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Where’d you get that salad?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Staples."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Saw your dorkmobile in the parking lot. What does it get, like four miles to the gallon?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Uh, try double that. Classic TransAm, vintage American muscle. Please."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Yeah, my Xterra’s pretty sweet. Luxurious, yet rugged. Leave it to the Japanese."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Xterra’s not even a real word."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Actually, it is. It’s Latin for “earth.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, so you drive an X-Earth?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "That makes sense. I’d rather drive a classic TransAm than an XEarth."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Yeah, I bet you would. Oh, by the way, 1985 called. It wants its car back."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Well I hope 1985 has a time machine ’cause I drive an 87."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Oh, speaking of time machines, I just got back from the future and I went to your funeral and, guess what, nobody came."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Speaking of funerals, why don’t you go ahead and go die."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Oh, that was a really well constructed sentence. You should be an English professor at Cor-not University."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Idiot!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "If I were an idiot, I’d be driving a TransAm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "If you were driving a TransAm, you would be the smartest idiot in the whole world."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "[coughs word] Idiot!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[coughs sentence] You’re the idiot!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "[coughs sentence] Nice comeback!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[coughs sentence] I was making fun of your comeback! That’s why it worked. [talks normally to camera] Totally got the best of that interchange."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And this is, don’t tell me, Martin… Ne… Ne…Nack."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Nash."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Martin Nash. Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Male, age 37…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Mocha complexion. Supplier relations. Either caught a fish or was standing next to a man who caught a fish in Key West, Florida."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What are you talking about?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[holds up piece of paper] It wasn’t clear on the Google Image search."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right, just…"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey, Kev. How you doing?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Hey, man. Good. Listen, my M&M’s are under the desk if you want any."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Hidden from [whisper] them."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Smart. Good. [to Angela] Hey, Angela."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "You need a hair cut."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Bye, Angela. All right, Kev."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "See you later, Jim."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "See you later."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[to Angela] It’s his first day back."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "His hair’s flipping out on the sides."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[smiles] I like it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Oh, my Lord."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "This is weird with you facing the other way."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, I never even knew that part of the office existed. [Pam chuckles] Hey, who’s that guy? [Jim points to Stanley]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "That’s Stanley Hudson."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Huh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "He’s one of our salesmen."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Seems like a nice enough guy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh very."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What about, uh.. [points at Meredith]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hmm, that is… Janet Fenstermaker."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[Pam nods head] You should say hi. Use her full name."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Thank you for all of this. This is so helpful. You know what? One last question. Um, who is that fine older gentleman in the corner? [points to Creed]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Uh, that is Creed Bratton. He has four toes and he fought in the Civil war."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "For the North."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "For both sides. Whoever paid more."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Obviously."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Hey, uh sorry. Seriously, can you guys… I’m trying to get some work done."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Sorry. Man. [Pam hesitates and then leaves]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Thanks."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Hey, nice thermos."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "[notices Karen has same thermos as herself] Hey. That’s funny."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "[holds out flask] Do you want a little?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Uh no, I’m fine, thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Okay. If you change your mind, you just let me know, okay?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Yeah, I’m okay, thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "That’s cool."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "[approaching Kevin to shake hand] Hi, Andy Bernard."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Kevin Malone."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Nice to meet you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "What’s that on your shirt? [points to Andy’s shirt]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "That is a penguin. You like it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "The Penguin."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Andy, or Andrew."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Okay, Penguin. [laughs]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Smiles."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good, what’s funny?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Michael, have you met the Penguin?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, nicknames, yay! Penguin power."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Ha, that’s why I wore this shirt."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, girls. What’s happening? Startinng to blend? Well, before long, you guys keep hanging out, you guys you are gonna share the same menstrual cycle."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Martin",
                                "text": "[sniffs. Pans to Creed eating his mungbeans.]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hannah",
                                "text": "[pushing back desk item] Here you go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "That was in your way?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hannah",
                                "text": "Um"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Sorry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hannah",
                                "text": "Yeah, I mean my stuff’s coming over, but umm… is this…is this yours? [holds up travel mug]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "[takes mug] Yes."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Hey Kevin."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Have you lost weight?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Well… I… Hey. You’ve never met me before."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "I know, but you just give off the vide of a guy who’s getting thinner."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Well, thanks. I appreciate that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "You’re welcome."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "You know who I really like? That guy, Andy."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 10
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Can’t we all get along?  No, we can’t. But here’s the thing:"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 11
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I need somebody to pick a card. [Dwight raises hand] One of the new people, please? Tony? [Tony walks away]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "[gets up] I’ll do it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right. Good. Thank you. [Andy picks a card] Do not look at your card. Now, I’ve always said that to be a great salesman is to have the ability to connect with people right here [puts hand over heart]. So to be a great salesman is to be a king of hearts. Turn over your card."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "[turns over card] King of hearts."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[starts clapping] Very good Michael. Really good. [Michael shushes Dwight]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "So I think in order for us all to work together well we must come together as a family and then we can all be [starts to fan out the rest of his cards facing the group showing kings of hearts] a king of hearts."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "[claps] That was fantastic."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[clapping] No, no, it’s better than fantastic. It’s super perfect."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dwight, don’t, don’t be a suck up."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 12
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What I want all of you [points at Scranton branch] to do is approach one of the new people and tell them the one thing that you like most about them. Who wants to start? Who wants to give it a shot?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "[raises hand] I want to."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay Meredith, let’s give it a shot."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "[to Martin] I love your complexion. It’s like devil’s food cake."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Martin",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[clapping] Beautiful. Very good, nice."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 13
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It just goes to show you, you play with fire and you are gonna singe your eyebrows. And they do not grow back the same way. [takes of glasses and points to right eyebrow]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 14
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "It is inspiring to me to watch you navigate these murky waters."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Bull… [bleep] [clears throat] Sorry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "We heard it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "We heard what you said. You didn’t cover it at all."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I had a tickle in my throat."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[points at camera] They’re gonna have… You can’t say that, all right?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I can’t say [clearinng throat noise]?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[clearing throat noise] Idiot. Dwight’s an idiot! Did you catch that or did… did the cough cover it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Sometimes it hurts Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[cleaing throat] You’re a jerk. Dwight’s a jerk!"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 15
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "The Convict",
                "description": "Michael learns that one of the new employees at Dunder Mifflin Scranton has a criminal record. Meanwhile, Jim helps Andy make a move on Pam.",
                "episode_id": 9,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 54,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 31,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Andy",
                        "appearances": 17,
                        "id": "andy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 16,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 13,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Martin",
                        "appearances": 11,
                        "id": "martin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Karen",
                        "appearances": 10,
                        "id": "karen"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 10,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jan",
                        "appearances": 7,
                        "id": "jan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Hannah",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "hannah"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "toby"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Creed",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "creed"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Meredith",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "meredith"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Ohhhh! She’s absolutely adorable!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hannah",
                                "text": "He."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "…Oh, sorry. He’s–he’s dressed all in pink."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hannah",
                                "text": "That’s his favorite color."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "…Oh. That’s… fun for him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Fantastic."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ohhh, wow. Look at that. How cute."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hannah",
                                "text": "Thank youuu."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ohh. May I?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hannah",
                                "text": "Uh, sure!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[climbs under desk] Hey, look at me, I’m a baby! I’m one of those babies from “Look Who’s Talking.” What am I thinking? [Laughs] Look at all those staplers! What’s a stapler!? I don’t even know, I’m a baby! Hey, Mom, I’m thirsty! I’m thirsty, Mama! I want some milk. And you know where milk comes from! Breasts."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "…Almost done?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Just about… yup. Now."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yes. I have started to see Karen. It’s very new, and… not really ready to talk about it openly yet, just because, I think, once the word gets out there, it might affect the way people behave around us or… I dunno. Just, not yet."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, Jan, it um… looks like a check, piece of paper of some sort. Receipt. I don’t know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Jan, this is Angela Martin from accounting."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "[over phone] Mmhmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Look, we have a rebate from… the Federal Work Opportunity Program and no one knows what that means."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "We get that money for hiring an ex-convict."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I didn’t hire an ex-convict. Unless they mean Toby. Convicted rapist. [Jan sighs] … I’m just kidding."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "When did the check come?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Last week."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Okay, that’s when the branches merged, so Josh must have been taking advantage of this program. Smart move."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "One of the Stamford people is a criminal?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey Jan, speaking of Stamford, Hannah brought in her baby."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Jan, which one of the new employees is a criminal?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Uh, reformed convict, and, uh, I’m not sure. Though hang on, let me email our HR, stay on the line."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[whispering] Who is it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hannah?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Andy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Andy?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Hmm. Martin?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Kuhhhh… you are such a racist."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Wait, why am I a racist?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Because you think he’s black."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "He is black… right? And…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Stop it. Stop it right-stop it right now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "…Okay it’s someone named Martin Nash."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Yeah!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jan",
                                "text": "Michael?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Why did the convict have to be a black guy? It is such a stereotype. I just wish that Josh had made a more progressive choice. Like a white guy… who went to prison for… polluting a black guy’s lake."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I wonder what he did."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "In our society, a black man can be arrested for almost anything. He was probably at a sporting event and… saw some people pushing each other, and he intervened."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Why would anyone go to jail for that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Sssssso, what we need to do… is to forget about this whole Martin in prison thing. People will draw unfair conclusions about Martin and or black people."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Cool."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Okay. Angela?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Sure. Let’s protect the convicts. At the expense of the general feeling of safety in the workplace. As a 90-pound female that sits in an ill-lit, rarely-visited corner of the office, naturally I agree with that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Good. All right. [everyone leaves]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[picks up phone] Jim Halpert."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "[over phone] I am so horny."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "…Okay I can’t… help you… with that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Oh, I think you can, Big Tuna. Tell me about that Indian chick, Kelly. She seems pretty slutty. Good for a romp in the sack."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "She is dating Ryan, I think."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Oh, and I care why?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "She’s… high-maintenance."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Next. How about… [motions toward Angela]. Blondes are more fun. C’mon, trust me on that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah, trust me, that would be fun for no one."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Okay fine. Um. Pam, the receptionist. Paaam. Should I go for it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "…Absolutely you should."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Jackpot."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Just… try to be cool."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I am cool."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay, are you cool, really?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I’m cool, I’m cool, I’m so cool. Tell me what is going on."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Um… Martin, from Stamford, was, at one time, in prison. [Dwight starts to run] No. Dwight! Be cool! Be cool!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I am greatly concerned about having a convict in the office. And I do not care if that convict is white, black, Asian, German, or some kind of halfsy. I do not like criminals."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "All… righty, let’s get started. What is she into?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I know Pam pretty well. I know the things that she likes, and, just as important, I know the things that she hates. So, one of the things that she likes is pranks. And, the things that she hates…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Frisbee-based competitions…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Are you kidding?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "She…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "I started the main Frisbee golf club at Cornell. Where I went to college. I live to frolf."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Lead off with that. She loves hunting. She also loves those ads for Six Flags, with the old guy. [Andy hums Six Flag ad] Got it. Also… do you speak pig latin?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey Martin, how’s it going?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Martin",
                                "text": "Good. Getting settled, you know?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ah. Good good. Good. Just a second. Everybody? May I have your attention please? I realize that a lot of you have already heard that Martin here has had some trouble with the law, but I just want to declare publicly that I… trust… him, completely, and that anybody who doesn’t is an ignorant, dumb… person. Okay? As a matter of fact, you show me a white man you trust and I will show you a black man that I trust even more. Pam. Tell me a white person you trust."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "My dad."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "…Danny Glover. [Jim raises hand] Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Jonas Salk."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Who?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Justin Timberlake?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh. Please. Colin Powell."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Hey I got one."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yup."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Jesus."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Apollo Creed."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Close your eyes. Picture a convict. What’s he wearing? Nothing special, baseball cap on backwards, baggy pants… he says something ordinary like… ‘yo, thats shizzle.’ Okay. Now slowly open your eyes again. Who are you picturing? A black man? Wrong. That was a white woman. Surprised? Well, shame on you."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Martin",
                                "text": "So… you all wanna know what I was in for?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No. That’s not cool. You don’t have to tell them."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Martin",
                                "text": "Um, I really don’t mind. It was a stupid mistake. I was working in finance and, I… got involved in some insider trading. So, I spent a little time in the clink."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[laughs] That is awesome."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I had Martin explain to me three times what he got arrested for, because… it sounds an awful lot like what I do here every day."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What was prison like?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Martin",
                                "text": "Not terrible. Boring. We do the same thing every day. But… at least we got outdoors time."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "You got outdoors time?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Martin",
                                "text": "Two hours, every day. Sometimes we’d play pickup football games…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Michael, why don’t we get outdoors time?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah, some days I never go outside."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, we are running a business, so."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "What was your cell like?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Martin",
                                "text": "Not good. Uh… a little bit bigger than Michael’s office… but, you know, I really only slept there. You know, during the day, there-our time’s our own. They had uh, classes, I took some… watercolor classes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "They have art classes?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Martin",
                                "text": "Yeap. Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "They have business classes there?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Martin",
                                "text": "They did, taught by some uh, Harvard business school guys–a lot of the guys also, that were in the class, the inmates, a lot of them have gone on to do extraordinary things in business."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Kinda sounds like… prison’s… better than Dunder-Mifflin."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ah. Well. That’s not true."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I would so rather be in prison."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Prison sounds great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No you would not."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "This place is not prison. It’s… way better than prison."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "[singsong voice] Baby. Hello baby. Here you want to play with this?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "You can’t give paperclips to a baby. He could swallow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "Oh, it’s okay. I’ve got tons of them. You like that? Goo-goo-goo-goo?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Pam-a-lama-ding-dong. Listen, you’re cute. There is no gettin’ around it. So… I don’t know if you like country music, but I was thinking maybe one of these days we could drive out to a field, crank up some tunes, smoke a few Macanudos… maybe even toss a disk around.  Utway ooday ooyay inkthay, Ampay?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Wow… I–"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Shh. Think about it. I’ll hit you back."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Wow. That was… wow."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay! Listen up everybody! Um, you guys said that prison was better than this place, and I heard ya, loud and clear, so, I am instituting some changes to make this more like prison. We are going to start with an hour of outdoor time. So let’s go!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Michael, it’s freezing out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I can’t feel my toes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Why don’t we… pump some iron? Anyone wanna… pump up?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What is that, like… five pounds?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s uh… two and a half. I’m not going for bulk, I’m going for tone."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I’m going back inside."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah, it’s… freaking cold out here. Anybody wants to stay out, you’ve got about… twenty-seven minutes of rec time."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh heyyy. Martiiin. You have TV in the joint?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Martin",
                                "text": "Yeah, in the rec room."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ah. A ten inch black and white?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Martin",
                                "text": "Actually, our TV was bigger than that one."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "These people don’t realize how lucky they are. This office is the American Dream. And they would rather be in the hole."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh. Andy. I thought of one last tact you can take with Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Quick question – do you play the guitar?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "I play the banjo."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hold on, let me think about that, yes, that’ll work. But can you sing in a sexy high falsetto voice?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "[singing] You know I can, my man."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yup. That’s perfect."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "I’m gonna go get my banjo out of my car."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Perfect."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "What is going on?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "…I’m messing with Andy. I’m sending him to all the women in the office with… just… terrible information on how to get them to go out with him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "I love it. I want in. Who’s the target?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "…Oh, you know what? … It was… gonna be Pam, but…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Perfect. What do I do? Just give me an assignment."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Uh, you know what though? I feel like I already sicked him on Pam… we’ll give her a break. Let’s think of someone else."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right everybody, there has been a lot of name calling against our office today. Corporate maligning, slurring, much of it coming from one of you, who claims that prison is better… than… here. And none of can say “Boo” because none of us have ever been to prison. Well, there’s somebody I’d like you to meet. Somebody else who has been to prison, who can tell you what it is really like [puts on bandanna]. I’m prison Mike! You know why they call me prison Mike?!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Do you really expect us to believe you’re somebody else?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall, beeyotch?! [employees protest] All right, hey, hey, hey, hey, that’s just the way we talk in the clink. Been a lot of fun talk about prison today, but I am here to scare you straight. I AM HERE TO SCARE YOU STRAIIIGHT!! In prison you are somebody’s bitch. Oh, and you. [points to Ryan] You, my friend, would be da belle of da ball. Don’t drop the soap! Don’t drop the soap!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Michael, please. [Michael makes kissing noises]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Where… did you learn all of this?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Internet."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So, not prison."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And prison. Eh, fifty-fifty, both. Look, prison stinks, is what I’m saying. It’s not like you can go home, and, recharge your batteries, and come back in the morning and, be with your friends, having fun in the office."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What’d you do, Prison Mike?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I stole. … And I robbed. And I kidnapped… the… president’s son. And held him for ransom."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "That is… quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And I nevah got caught, neither."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, you’re… in… prison, but, mmhmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Prison Mike? What was the food like in prison?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Gruel. Sandwiches. Gruel omelettes. Nothing but gruel. Plus, you can eat your own hair."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Wow. Prison sounds horrible."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah. Yeah. Well, thank you, Andy. Tanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Prison Mike. What’s the very very worst thing about prison?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Don’t encourage him, Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "The worst thing about prison was the… was the Dementors. They… were flying all over the place, and they were scary. And they’d come down, and they’d suck the soul out of your body, and it hurt!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Demen-Dementors like in Harry Potter?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, not Harry Potter. … There are no movies in prison. This is my point! You guys got it soft, and cushy! This place is freaking awesome! The people are awesome! Your boss is nice! Everyone seems to get along! People are tolerant! People who… have jumped to conclusions can redeem themselves! Nobody is nobody’s bitch. I hope that this scared you. And from me, Prison Mike, to you, I just wanna thank you for listening to me. Letting me be a part of your life today. ‘Cause you got a good life! YOu got a good life. A good life. [turns around, takes bandanna off] So. What do you think? It doesn’t sound so great, does it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Wow. Thank you. Um, that must have been hard for you to relive that. Both of you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Martin",
                                "text": "Yeah, that… wasn’t really… at all my experience. There were certain elements of what you performed, I’ve seen on television. But it didn’t remind me of my time in prison."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. Okay, fine. You guys think prison is so great? All right. Well, here you go. [locks employees in conference room]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Okay, Michael. Come on. Let us out."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No! If you think is prison is so wonderful, then, enjoy prison! They are such babies. I am going to leave them in there until they can appreciate what it’s like to have freedom. And if this doesn’t bother them, then I am out of ideas."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[knocking on door] Hey! Let us out of here! Hey! I have–"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hannah",
                                "text": "Shh!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "[answering phone] This is Toby. Hey Pam. Where are you calling from?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Michael. Why’s everyone locked in the conference room?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "They were very disrespectful to me, and to the office. And Martin has had a bad influence, to think that I gave him the benefit of the doubt."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Well, you’re going to have to let ’em out. Or… or I will."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Okay. You know what Toby? I am teaching them a lesson, so."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "You know they’re teasing you. I mean… obviously, this is… a much nicer place than an actual prison. We get paid to be here. We go home afterwards and have social lives. We have… we have parties here. They’re teasing you. To be funny."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[unlocks door] Okay nutcases, get out of there! Good work. Long day. Really long. Why don’t you guys head home. Early. Time off for good behavior! Heh. Good job. Enjoy your freedoms!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Martin went from being a new guy from Stamford… to a convict, to… my friend. Back to a convict. Then to… a kind of a nuisance, actually, to be completely honest. And finally, to… a quitter. And I will not miss him. And that is not because he is black."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "[singing] So we’ve been told, and some choose to believe it, I know they’re wrong, wait and see, ’cause one day we’ll find it, the ainbowray onnectionkay, the lovers, the dreamers, and meeee…"
                            }
                        ]
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "A Benihana Christmas",
                "description": "Trouble among the members of the party planning committee results with Pam and Karen hosting a rival Christmas party, but Michael isn't interested in celebrating after being dumped by Carol.",
                "episode_id": 10,
                "characters": [
                    {
                        "name": "Michael",
                        "appearances": 115,
                        "id": "michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Dwight",
                        "appearances": 62,
                        "id": "dwight"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Pam",
                        "appearances": 57,
                        "id": "pam"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Angela",
                        "appearances": 51,
                        "id": "angela"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Jim",
                        "appearances": 45,
                        "id": "jim"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Karen",
                        "appearances": 35,
                        "id": "karen"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Andy",
                        "appearances": 28,
                        "id": "andy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Ryan",
                        "appearances": 22,
                        "id": "ryan"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kelly",
                        "appearances": 19,
                        "id": "kelly"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Carol",
                        "appearances": 18,
                        "id": "carol"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Toby",
                        "appearances": 15,
                        "id": "toby"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Phyllis",
                        "appearances": 15,
                        "id": "phyllis"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Kevin",
                        "appearances": 15,
                        "id": "kevin"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Second Cindy",
                        "appearances": 13,
                        "id": "second-cindy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Roy",
                        "appearances": 6,
                        "id": "roy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Stanley",
                        "appearances": 5,
                        "id": "stanley"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Creed",
                        "appearances": 4,
                        "id": "creed"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Meredith",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "meredith"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Darryl",
                        "appearances": 3,
                        "id": "darryl"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Chef",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "chef"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Cindy",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "cindy"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Hannah",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "hannah"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Other waitress",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "other-waitress"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Both",
                        "appearances": 2,
                        "id": "both"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Waitress",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "waitress"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Woman at bar",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "woman-at-bar"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Man",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "man"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Everybody",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "everybody"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Andy and Michael",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "andy-and-michael"
                    },
                    {
                        "name": "Oscar",
                        "appearances": 1,
                        "id": "oscar"
                    }
                ],
                "scenes": [
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Merry Christmas! [holds up dead goose and puts it on Pam’s desk]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Merry Christ–[looks up] NO! Why… why did you bring that here?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Don’t worry, she’s dead. Oh wait. He’s dead."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Dwight, what uh…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I accidentally ran over it. It’s a Christmas miracle!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Well, get it out of here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Relax, OK. And because this is Christmas, I am going to roast this goose and prepare it with a wild rice dressing. Do we have any cayenne pepper in the kitchen?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Merry Christmas Dwight."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Jim."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wow. What have we got here?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "What does it look like?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Dead goose."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "And circle gets the square."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "All right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[to Pam] So can you watch this? I’m gonna get my carving knife out of the trunk."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Oh, Dwight, we talked about this."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No, Toby, this is different. He’s already dead."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Once I brought in a duck. To prepare for lunch. And people got upset. Apparently, they got attached to the duck and didn’t want to see it killed."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "He was already dead. And we Schrutes use every part of the goose. The meat has a delicious, smoky, rich flavor. Plus you can use the molten goose grease and save it in the refrigerator, thus saving you a trip to the store for a can of expensive goose grease."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wow. Win-Win."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Exactly. Thank you, Jim."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I like goose. If it’s already dead is it so crazy we eat it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "That’s crazy. It’s crazy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Dwight, you cannot keep that here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ok, that is ridiculous. And totally against the spirit of Christmas."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Come on Dwight. We went over this, like for a half an hour."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It’s Christmas Toby."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "It’s a dead animal in an office. You can’t…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Toby…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "I’m sorry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[sighs] Please? Please?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Clean it in your car."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I would like it off my desk."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh Pam. Take a chill pill."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[Riding a bicycle down the hallway and singing] Deck the halls with boughs of holly. Fa la la la la la la la la. [Struggling to stay on] ‘Tis the … ack. [expletive] Hey! [to Pam] I would like a nice slice of Christmas Pam. Side of candied Pams. And perhaps, some Pam-chops, with mint…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Can I help you, Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m looking for the toy drive box."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It’s behind you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK…  Well, I need to put this bike in there. I hope it’ll fit, with all these little knickknacks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Wow. What kind of bike is that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Umm… I don’t know? Average kind?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "The tires look pretty worn."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, that is probably from the test drive."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "But the paint’s chipping. Is that your old bike, Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Yo, Michael, sweet ride Mike."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, thanks. [Michael and Andy do a fist bump and explosion.]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Michael?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes? [Pam holds up a bag] Oh Pam, that is so sweet. You didn’t have to do that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[hands over bag] I didn’t, it’s from corporate."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK. Did everybody get one of these?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yup."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Terrific. Good."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "This is going to be the best Christmas ever. My girlfriend Carol is coming to our party tonight, and I have a little surprise for her. [singing] I’ve got two tickets to paradise! Pack your bags, we’re leaving the day-after-tomorrow! Um,  taking her to Sandals, Jamaica, all-inclusive. All-inclusive. You know what that means? Right? Yeah."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[Creed takes toy from toy drive box.] Oh, I think you’re supposed to put a toy in the box, Creed."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "And a happy holiday to you."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[Carol walks through door looking upset] [waves] Carol."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Hi, is Michael around here?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "There she is. A Christmas Carol. Hello [kisses Carol] You’re about five hours early to the party. You’re such a blonde. [laughs]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, everybody. I don’t know who you haven’t met yet, but I think this is one of them. This is my girlfriend – Carol. This is just the front of her. Show ’em, show ’em the other side."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "[whispers] What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Turn around, turn around. Come on. [making a body turning gesture]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Get outta here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, you get outta here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Michael"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "If I may say. She’s even prettier that you described her."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[standing up] Oh, ouch. Michael, I don’t think there is anything wrong with the way you described her."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "I really need a moment alone with you. [Carol heads towards Michael’s office.]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Not as much as I need a moment alone with you. [puts finger on her back and reaches for her butt] Berp."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "What is this? [Holds up a Christmas photo]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That is my Christmas card. It’s a picture of you and me and your kids on a ski trip, having a blast. Ski-sons Greetings."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "No. See, we never went on a ski trip."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "I went on a ski trip."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Two years ago with my kids and my ex-husband."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes, but what you didn’t realize at the time was that I was with you in a sense. I was in your heart…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And next to your kids. What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "This is so weird."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t understand?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "It’s a bold move, to Photoshop yourself into a picture with your girlfriend and her kids on a ski trip with their real father. But then again, Michael’s a bold guy. [Towards unseen cameraman] Is bold the right word?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "I think you’re a really sweet guy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "But, um, I don’t know how to deal with, with this thing [waves Christmas card]. And, and the proposal. And I don’t think things are going to work out with us."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no no no Ok, OK, You know what, you’re not thinking straight. You know what you need? You need to think this through in [making drum noise] Jamaica’s largest fresh water pool."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "What are you talking about?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I got us tickets to Sandals, Jamaica, We leave day after tomorrow. [Carol shakes head in disappointment]. You better find the skimpiest bikini there is."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Oh, no. Michael."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And it’s all inclusive."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "Michael…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "I’m sorry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, Carol. You walk out that door and it is over."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Carol",
                                "text": "I know. [Closes door.]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Psst. Jim. [Jim turns around. Pam nods head towards her for him to come over] Um, hey. I need to give you your Christmas gift now because, well, I’ll just tell you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "For the past few months I’ve been sending Dwight letters from the CIA. [hands a folder to Jim]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Are you serious?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "They’re considering him for a top secret mission. There’s his application. Oh, and this is where I made him list every secret he promised he’d never ever tell."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[Opens folder and reads from Dwight’s file] Last year, my boss, Michael Scott, took a day off because he said he had pneumonia, but really, he was leaving early to go to magic camp. Wow."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "So… here’s the gift. You get to decide what his top secret mission is. [Jim smiles] Sorry I didn’t wrap it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[closes folder] You know what? Uh, I really don’t think I should be doing this stuff anymore, you know?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, because of the promotion."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "It just feels a little bit, like…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, I get it, of course. OK. [holds out hand for folder. Jim gives Pam back the folder.]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I feel like there’s a chance for me to start over. And if I fall back into the same kind of things I used to do., then … what am I doing?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’d like everybody’s attention. Christmas is canceled."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "You can’t cancel a holiday."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Keep it up Stanley and you will lose New Year’s."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "What does that mean?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Jim, take New Year’s away from Stanley."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Michael, what’s going on?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Carol and I split up. Amicably. And I just don’t think it would be appropriate to celebrate under the circumstances."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Will they still air ‘Rudolph?’"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "That’s not fair."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[over everybody else’s talking] Are we gonna cancel Hanukah as well?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Fine! [everybody stops talking] Have your party. Just no guests."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "But we invited guests."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Well, you know what Phyllis? All of your guests would have probably canceled at the last minute anyway, leaving your life a stupid rotten mess."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, oh, oh, oh, it hurts."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It hurts my heart. It hurts my stomach. It hurts my arms."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "OK, well, why are you laying like that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[moves a little] Thanks. How did you push away the bad thoughts?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Like what?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Like maybe, the real reason they left was because there were things they wanted you to do in bed, that were, foreign, and scary?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Well.. um I, I don’t…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And not that you didn’t want to try them. Some wine may have helped. Do you know what I’m referring to?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I don’t need to know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael. Sorry to interrupt. Uh, It appears we’re one bathrobe short."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Take it from Toby."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Copy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, would you like to go to Sandals, Jamaica with me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "No, thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s all… [Pam walks away.] OK."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Hey Dwight. Pretty nice robe- [Dwight grabs bag with robe in it and walks away.] Why?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Phyllis, I need you to pick up green streamers at lunch."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I thought you said green was whorish."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "No, orange is whorish."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Uh, so I had a couple of ideas to make the Stamford people feel more at home. Each year we have a Christmas raffle … [Phyllis and Pam nod their heads in agreement]."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "It would never work here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Ok … um, another idea was karaoke …"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "A Christmas drinking game …"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "God help you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "These are all terrible ideas and none of them are on the theme of “A Nutcracker Christmas.” I think you should leave."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "You’re kidding."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "You tried this out, and it’s clearly not for you. It’s time to go. Come on. [Angela gets up from seat] Please. [Karen gets up and leaves] Thank you. OK, thank you very much. [Angela closes door]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What are you doing? [“Goodbye My Lover” by James Blunt plays]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[putting things into a box] We are getting rid of everything that reminds you of Carol."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Hey, what’s the haps? [Dwight shuts door in his face.]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Carol?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, look at this. [looks through papers] Your old condo closing papers. It’s riddled with Carol’s name. I wish I could throw this in the box. [Michael hits repeat to “Goodbye My Lover” on computer]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Why don’t you just buy the whole song?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t have to buy it. I just want to taste it. I just… I just want a little taste of it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, look at this, she saved you two thousand dollars ’cause they failed to report a mold problem. [Continues to sift through papers] But wouldn’t that affect the final… How did she? Oh, oh, I see what she did. That is good. Wow. Carol is one smart cookie."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[singing] Goodbye my lover. Goodbye my friend. [hits repeat again]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "This is an old adage, but they say when you find true love, you know within the first 24 hours. With Carol, I knew within the first 24 minutes of the second day I met her."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I feel like I’ve been kinda cold to Karen and there’s no real reason for it. I mean it’s not like she’s ever done anything to me. So, I think I probably shouldn’t be cold to her."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hey, Karen. Sorry about that meeting today, that was really crazy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Yeah, right? I’m so glad you said that. Because, I don’t know how those meetings usually go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Um, usually like that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Does anyone ever stand up to Angela or..?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I think one of her cats did once. She came in with scratches all over her face. [both laugh]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Um, I really liked your karaoke idea."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Oh cool, yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "That could really be fun."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Oh, thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You guys do a raffle?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Yeah, we do a raffle…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Hey Kev."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Hey. [Toby puts hand on Kevin’s back, who is wearing the robe and feels it a little bit.]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "This should’ve been up yesterday. [refers to party flyer]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "It’ll be all right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "[Pam puts up another flyer] What is that? [Reads flyer] The “Committee to Plan Parties invites you to a margarita-karaoke Christmas?” There’s no such thing as the “Committee to Plan Parties.”"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "There is now. We just started it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Well, you just can’t start a committee. You have to have funding."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "What’s your funding?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Two hundred dollars."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What’s ours again?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Umm, two hundred and one dollars."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "[pointing] Hey, a margarita-karaoke Christmas party, that sounds like fun."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "No, that is not a party. There’s only one party and it’s hosted by the Party PLANNING Committee and it starts at three o’clock."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Then why are there two flyers?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Oh, I understand that this is confusing for everyone, let me explain. There’s a party that starts at three."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "And then there’s a way more fun party that starts at two forty-five."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Right, and if you’re interested in the way more fun party, all the info can be found here on our more brightly colored flyer. [Angela rips down brightly colored flyer and walks away. Karen rips down Angela’s flyer.]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I didn’t see where it was."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yup, looks like the Scranton people and the Stamford people are finally coming together. And that’s what you want, right?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "I think that’s a really good option…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Pam and Karen. I am ordering you to cease and desist all party planning. Immediately."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You can’t do that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "As ranking number three in this office, I am order –"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Umm… I’m number three."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "You’re number four."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Yeah, but I’m number three."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ah, no. [to Pam and Karen] You must turn over to me all Christmas decorations and party paraphernalia immediately that will be returned to you on January fourth."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "OK, I think I can help here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Ok, good"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "As ranking number two, I am starting a committee to determine the validity of the two committees and I am the sole member. The committee will act on this now."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "OK, this is stupid."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Could you please keep it down? [interrupted Dwight] I’m in session. I’ve determined that this committee is valid. [Pam and Karen cheer.]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No no, no, wait, wait, wait [raises hand] Permission to join the Validity Committee."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Permission denied."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Damn it!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Hey. I can’t concentrate when I know you’re in pain, man. Let me take you to lunch. [Michael sighs.] C’mon, my treat."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "All right. Nothing here to distract myself with anyway."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "That’s my boy. I know the perfect place, too."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hooters?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "No. Benihana. Much classier. But don’t worry, the babes are totally hot, too. [do a fist bump and explosion]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ah, I need my entourage [both exit Michael’s office] Jim. Dwight. Ryan. C’mon, we’re going to Asian Hooters."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Ah man, I can’t."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Why not?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I’m not feeling so well. I’ve got a ton of work to do here. MSG allergy, peanut allergy, I just ate there last night. [Michael feels Ryan’s forehead]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ok, feel better."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "C’mon Jim, let’s go."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "OK. [to Ryan] Wow, thanks for taking all the excuses, dude."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Doctor appointment, car trouble, plantar warts, granddad fought in World War II. Use your head, man. I keep mine in here. [Holds up blackberry.] Look alive, Halpert. Welcome back."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho and you told her she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then … and then suddenly she’s not yo’ ho no mo’."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "So she looks really hot, so I said, “You look hotter than usual today.” [to waitress] Thank you. Michael [gesturing to sit down.] Head of the table."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Get out Jim. [Dwight tries to sit between Andy and Jim] Actually, um… [to two other people at the table] Sir, I’m going to need take this chair."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Dwight, just, just leave them alone please. They’re on a date. They look very happy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "So she looks at me right, and she goes, “I’m sorry, don’t I even know you?” After a year, a year of buying lattes from her, do you believe that?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "I can’t… I can’t here what you’re saying."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Carol used to drink lattes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[off screen at other end of table] What’re you talking about?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "She would get this little foam mustache…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[still off screen] Carol had a mustache?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "And I used to say “Hey, got latte?” And she’d say, that’s not funny."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[off screen] What are you guys talking about?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "She totally got me. She understood that we didn’t have to laugh to enjoy —"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael! Repeat what you said louder!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "It is my job to be there for Michael. How can I be there for Michael if I’m here for Michael? [food is thrown at Dwight’s face]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m already starting to forget what color eyes she had. I can’t, OK, I’m gonna call her. I am gonna call and find out…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Who are you calling?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I’m just gonna call her."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Put that away. Put that away. S.O.S. We… I… May day. Haha. Man down over here, [to waitress] we need your help."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Waitress",
                                "text": "What can I get for ‘ya?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "I think we’ll start with a round of noga-sakes. [waitress gives confused look]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "One part eggnog, three parts sake. Some places won’t make it for you though, because eggnog is seasonal."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "You should, you should put out salt for the rims [referring to margaritas]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "That’s a great idea."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Phyllis?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I was just getting a snack."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "You can have your snack in here."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Pam, don’t tell her what to do! Phyllis."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "OK."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I think I’ll go to Angela’s party, because that’s the party I know."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I miss the days when there was only one party I didn’t want to go to."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "So I only use three?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "If you’re using more than three pieces of tape to wrap a present, you’re doing it wrong."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "OK. And where to do you get all those cool bows?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, I just get those at any party supply place."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "OK. Are you sure I can’t use like, the cartoons from the newspaper?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh yeah, your mom would love that."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "[Karen walks in] Hey. All right, I’ll see you guys later. [leaves room]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Bye."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "He’s cute. You should date him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Oh, yeah… Maybe."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Looks like you’ve got a little Nakiri knife action going there."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Chef",
                                "text": "No, it’s Usuba."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yeah, I bet you wish you had a Nakiri, though."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Chef",
                                "text": "Actually, the Usuba’s the better knife when you’re working with this quantity."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Nah, I don’t know… Still think Nakiri’s better."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Woman at bar",
                                "text": "I think he’d know. [Dwight and her stare at each other]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Nothing he’s doing is cheering me up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Wait for the onion. Trust me. Hey Cindy, he just had his heart broken, you wouldn’t do that to him, would you?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Cindy",
                                "text": "I don’t know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, sure you would. Look at you, I bet you break up with a guy every hour. [Cindy laughs and walks away]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "You made her laugh. Yes! She totally digs us. [referring to what chef is doing] Watch, watch, watch, watch. [Onions smoke up] Heh, heh? What did I tell ‘ya?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You’re right. That’s good."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Hello everyone. We would just like to announce that our party is starting now in the break room. So… you can come by… ."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I have a very important announcement to make… about… your paychecks. Umm… Your paychecks will be arriving as scheduled on Friday. And they will be in the correct amount that they are normally in… Please stand by for a very important announcement… refer..[starts to leave office] for further regarding your paycheck! [runs outside]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "[on cell phone to Dwight] I need to know if I can start the party?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Michael! Hey! Over here, Michael! [waves down Michael with a napkin and whistles to get attention]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "This drink… [in audible conversation with Michael]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t know. No one can hear me. You know what? Start the party."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Did Michael give you permission to do this?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[with conviction] Start the party."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "[Angela slams phone shut and runs back to office.] Also, I would like to inform you that, um, as a special treat, my party will be starting early. In fact, it will be starting right now [opens door to conference room.]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Our party is also starting now [opens door to break room.]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Yup."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "[Stanley gets up and walks towards the break room.] All right Stanley. Woo."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Good choice. [Kelly drags Ryan to the break room.]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Welcome Hannah. You will not be disappointed."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hannah",
                                "text": "Why would I be disappointed?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I said you wouldn’t be disappointed. [Meredith heads towards break room.]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Meredith, if you don’t come to my party, you will be very, very sorry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "Is that a threat?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "No, it’s an invitation."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "We have vodka!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Lots of it! [Meredith leaves to break room party.]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I hear Angela’s party will have double-fudge brownies. It will also have Angela. Double fudge… Angela… double fudge… Angela [puts out hands to weigh his options] Hmmm…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Brownies. Cupcakes. [Kevin walks toward conference room]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Don’t push it."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Are we taking this too far? You know what, I don’t think we’re taking this far enough. [Pam and Karen look at each other] What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "I got goose bumps."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I don’t back down. My sister and I used to be best friends, and we haven’t talked in 16 years. Over some disagreement, I don’t even remember. So… yeah. I’m pretty good."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Ahh, damn this chicken is good. My compliments to the chef. [points to chef] Which is you! Right? Hahahaha. Awesome! I need some meat. I want some steak. [leans over to neighboring man’s plate] I see steak."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Man",
                                "text": "Excuse me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Excuse me [tries to take away meat with chopsticks] Ah, un guard. [Fights with chopsticks and laughs] Family style."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No, it’s not."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Cindy, Cindy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I don’t think… I love it!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "I want you to close your eyes and imagine your dream house. [Cindy laughs] C’mon, do it for Michael. He’s had a really long day."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[laughing] I don’t know what he’s doing."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "This is great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Jim! Jim! What… What’s happening?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh, [points to Cindy] she’s asleep."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh… Narcolepsy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Probably."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Now open your eyes and describe it to me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Cindy",
                                "text": "I… don’t know, it has four bed rooms and a loft…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh my gosh, now she’s up."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "And she’s trying to correctly butcher a goose, but she’s having trouble coming up with it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh, OK. Cindy! Yo, Cindy! Cindy! Hold its neck back and insert the knife below the jaw. Bring it all the way around, there’s going to be a good amount of blood. [Cindy looks confused. Woman next to Dwight is disgusted] Don’t let it bother you. Have a bucket there, for the blood… and the innards… and the feathers."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh no, this is different. The CIA thing, that was a prank on Dwight. This is more like a umm… OK, it’s pretty much the same thing."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "What d’ya think? [to Stanley about his drink]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Fruity and delicious."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "See, I told you. You want one Meredith?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Meredith",
                                "text": "No thanks. They’re too sweet."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Hey, so what’s the status."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Looks like they forgot the power cord."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Oh, you’re kidding me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "No."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Oh, you guys, guys, um… I’m sorry, but there’s a problem with the karaoke machine. [everyone sighs]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Well that blows."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Hang on little ladies. You don’t need this thing, I’ll go grab my synthesizer. [Everyone cheers]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Everybody",
                                "text": "Darryl! Darryl! Darryl! [Darryl exits break room and passes Phyllis]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Hi."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "Hey. Hey, look, when you get done with your… [looks inside conference room] meeting, you should, uh, come to the break room. We’re having a party."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Oh, ok."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Darryl",
                                "text": "All right. Se you later…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Hannah",
                                "text": "[tries to break nut on a Nutcracker doll] These nuts are really hard to crack."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Try harder then. [Hannah smashes Nutcracker on top of nut. Sees Kevin take another brownie] Uh uh. No one has seconds until everyone’s had some."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "You’ve got to be kidding!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "You’ve got to be kidding. {Kevin takes bite of brownie]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Cold, huh?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Huh? [puts on jacket]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Maybe that’ll help. Is it cold in there?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "[referring to waitresses] They have been checking us out, all night! I am not kidding!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You know what we should do?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "What?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "We should invite them to the Christmas party."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Now, you are thinking. Yes. And you know what? Because you have had such a rough day, you get Cindy."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, you are such mench my friend. [They stand up and do fist bump and explosion]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "OK, where is everybody? I would like them to meet my new girlfriend. [Guys walk in with two different waitresses from Benihana’s]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "I’m sure they’ll want to meet her, too."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "The least I could do was give some poor sick kid a bike."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Second Cindy",
                                "text": "That rocks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Nah, you rock. Tell you what, if you want it, it’s yours."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Second Cindy",
                                "text": "Thanks! I, I wanna give you something."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh. [She whispers in his ear. Michael starts to laugh] That’s what she said."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hello? I would like everybody to meet my new girlfriend."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "My new girlfriend."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Where’s Dwight?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Second Cindy",
                                "text": "Is he the hot one or the giant baby?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[whispers] The giant baby. Wow, I am so sorry, I had no idea this party would be so lame."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "[under her breath] There’s another party in the break room."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, party in the break room! Let’s go, let’s go! Thank God! Let’s go to the break room."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Hey, excuse me! Waitress lady! Hey, where do you think you’re going with that? [refers to toy she just took from table]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Second Cindy",
                                "text": "I thought I could have it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "You can’t have it [takes back toy] I don’t walk into your house and steal your Hello Kitty backpack."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Shhh… Shut it! C’mon! Party."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Hey! It’s Angela! [Angela slams door shut, but not before Kevin sneaks out] Hey!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "We’re going to …"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[singing] I want you to know. That I’m happy for you. I wish nothing but…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I just think there are two, two specific kinds of people in the world. People who own houses and people who own condos. [turns to reach for pretzel while Second Cindy turns other direction] And… my question to you [points and pulls away other waitress] is do you agree?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Other waitress",
                                "text": "Do I agree about what?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Do you agree about what? [laughs] Wow. You’re  lucky you’re so darn cute."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Other waitress",
                                "text": "What’re you talking about?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "What’re you talking about?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "[singing] And I’m here to remind you of the mess you left when you went away. It’s not fair, to deny me of the cross I bear that you give to me. You, you, you, you, you, you, you oughta know ta know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "All right [high fives Kevin]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Did you have fun at Benihana’s?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No. It was awful. I couldn’t hear anything. [cheers from other party]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I’ve had the worse day here [turns up Nutcracker music on the stereo. [Sighs. Dwight reaches for and holds Angela’s hand]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "[Karen and Pam enter] Dwight, you won the raffle! [holds out gift]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "No… way! Yeah!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Open it! Open it ! Open it! [Dwight rips open present. Angela is upset and Pam notices]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Do you like it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Walkie-talkies."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Can I talk to you a second?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Yes!"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Well the Committee to Plan Parties has served its purpose. We’re gonna disband. In the name of Christmas."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "[holds up rice krispie shaped like a star] In the name of Nutcracker Christmas."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Angela, we’ve been hearing really great thing about uh… your brownies and we were hoping you’d consider merging into two parties."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I’m not sure. Does your karaoke machine have Christmas songs?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Yeah, but we don’t have a power cord."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Oh, I may have seen it somewhere. [Goes to plant and picks up power cord] Is it this one?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Mmm. Hmm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Yeah, thanks."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "We’ll go tell everyone."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "OK."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy and Michael",
                                "text": "[singing] And if you want love, we’ll make it. Swim in a big sea of blankets. Take all your big plans and break ’em. This is bound to take awhile. Your body is a wonderland. [Michael notices Cindy ride up to him on the bike and looks confused] Your body is a wonderland."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "Your hands."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Both",
                                "text": "Your body is a wonderland."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Andy",
                                "text": "I’ll use my hands on it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Both",
                                "text": "Something ’bout the way your hair falls in your face…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "[singing] Whatever we deny or embrace. For worse or for better. We belong, we belong, we belong together… Ryan…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "When you know, you just know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Right."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Check her out. My little gal over there. Babe-alectable."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "Which one is she? [Michael stares at both waitresses]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "It’s… it’s one of those two. [points at both]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Roy",
                                "text": "You don’t know?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "Dude, you should know."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah… well, it’s been hard, they’re wearing the exact same uniform. And I’ve been drinking. And you know how all waitresses look alike."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I honestly don’t see what the big deal is. Stevie Wonder is married. Are you going to tell me that Stevie Wonder doesn’t love his wife just because he’s not sure what she looks like?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey. Where’s my girl? Is she in the fridge? Where is she hiding? I don’t know where she is. ‘Cause I’m drunk, I can’t even find her."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Second Cindy",
                                "text": "You know where I am."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Haha, I do! I just haven’t hugged you in awhile [marks Cindy’s arm with a black marker]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Second Cindy",
                                "text": "Oh."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, good. That felt good. Let’s go. Party."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "[singing] Spinnin’ n reelin with love. Give it the time, I might come back down. But it feels so good. My feet don’t touch the ground. Wha..wha..wild. Wha..wha..wild. Well everybody knows, I’m crazy about ‘ya…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[into walkie-talkie] Monkey, this is Possum. Do you copy?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "[into another walkie-talkie] Copy, Possum. What’s your twenty?"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "No way. [both hold up Bridget Jones’ Diary movie DVD]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "What a horrible, horrible movie that was."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "And now we get to remember it forever."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Thank you."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "Thank you. [Both hug]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Second Cindy",
                                "text": "Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Hey, hey, you. How are ya?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Second Cindy",
                                "text": "Hey. This party blows, so we’re gonna leave."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no, no. Hey, you should stay because we are having fun and…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Second Cindy",
                                "text": "Cool…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Where do you wanna go?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Second Cindy",
                                "text": "I… We’re just gonna take off."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I… you know what? I, OK, listen. I like you. I really like you. So much in fact, that I would like you to accompany me on a trip to Sandals, Jamaica."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Second Cindy",
                                "text": "No… I have school. [leaves with other waitress and bicycle]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "You want help? OK… Merry Christmas."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Second Cindy",
                                "text": "Merry Christmas."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[singing] Lady, from the moment I saw you standing all alone. You gave all the love that I needed…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "That waitress was the one."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "No. She wasn’t."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "How can you be sure?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Well, for starters, I’ve known you as a couple since the beginning of the relationship, which was approximately [looks a watch] three hours ago."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Don’t make fun… You’re making fun of me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Sorry."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I guess, I didn’t know her very well. I marked her arm."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You what?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I, I put a mark on her arm. [Both are laughing] So I could tell them apart. I don’t… I know, I know. I can’t believe I gave her my bike!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, why do I feel like crap?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "You just had a rebound."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I had rebound? Yeah."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Yeah. Which, don’t get me wrong, can be a really fun distraction, but, when it’s over, you’re left thinking about the girl you really like, the one that broke your heart."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "I totally rebounded. Someone else shoots and I take the ball and I score. Well, I guess I didn’t score and I’m not sure who’s actually shooting, but, whatever. Doesn’t matter. It’s all good. Or as my ex might say. Domo arigato, Mr. Scott-o."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "[singing, with Dwight holding up microphone] Little baby, parum pum pum pum. I am a poor boy too, parum pum pum pum. I have no gift to bring, parum pum pum pum. That’s fit to give our King, parum pum pum pum.."
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[on phone] Yes, I just wanted to see if, uh you would like to come to Jamaica with me. There’s this resort called Sandals. Really? OK. All right. I promise you won’t be disappointed. Umm, It’s all-inclusive…"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "[singing] … Shall I play for you, parum pum pum pum [Oscar and Gil walk through door]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Oscar",
                                "text": "Too soon. [both turn back around and walk out]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "[singing] I played my drum for Him, parum pum pum pum. I played my best for Him, parum pum pum pum, Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[singing along] pum pum pum pum pum pum pum"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "Bye Pam."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Night."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "[to Pam] Oh, you know what? Sorry, forgot to tell you. I intercepted a transmission earlier and it seems that the CIA is gonna need Dwight down at their headquarters in Langley for training and an ice cream social with the other agents."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "We should get him a bus ticket. [types on computer] To make his trip easier."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Oh no, that would be great."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "It costs seventy five dollars."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "Hmm… Well, maybe the CIA can send a helicopter?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Pam",
                                "text": "Ohh… [laughs]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[Cell phone beeps] What the? [Reading text message] “You have been compromised. Abort mission. Destroy phone.” Destroy phone? [Dwight throws phone off of the roof and walks away]"
                            }
                        ]
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "William Randolph Shakespeare once wrote in one of his plays, and I’m paraphrasing here, “Love doth be poison.” Brilliant. And a lot of people don’t give Shakespeare enough credit. They think it was somebody else. A-holes."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 1
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "When Michael suggested canceling Christmas, I was outraged, not on my behalf, but on behalf of baby Jesus. I mean, would he cancel Christmas because he got dumped or he was two weeks behind on his party planning, on top of the fact that his cats were ill? I think not. I think baby Jesus would suck it up and plan his party."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 2
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Karen",
                                "text": "We didn’t have a party planning committee in Stamford. Somebody would just volunteer to run out to Carvel and pick up an ice cream cake. So the fact that they have a committee here, fascinating."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 3
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "This is ridiculous. I… I’ve spent so much time, like I always do. And for that little trollop to come in here and throw her own party… Are you even listening to me?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Angela, what do you want me to do?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I want you to tell her to stop, Toby. Am I being clear?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "[sighing] Look, it’s a free country. If she wants to throw a party…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "What are you…?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "…using her own money…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "And what…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "…then she should be allowed to."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "No she shouldn’t."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "The more the merrier."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "[Angela slaps Toby on the face.] Stop it."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "Oww."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "I’m sorry. It wasn’t my intention to hurt you, but I want to wake you up to the injustice that’s going on right in front of your face."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Toby",
                                "text": "That really hurt. I’m writing you up. [Angela makes an angry face] Hey, you are not allowed to touch other employees. Am I being clear?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "Michael was so right about you. You are pathetic."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 4
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Creed",
                                "text": "I don’t care which party I go to. Once you’ve danced naked at a hash bonfire with the spirits of the dead, all parties seem pretty much the same."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 5
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kevin",
                                "text": "I think I’ll go to Angela’s party, because that’s the party I know."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 6
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Where would you like the Rice Krispy Treat stars?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "They’re Sugarplum fairy wands."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "Sugarplum fairy wands."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "It’s like you weren’t even at the meeting."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 7
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "I’m going to the party in the break room, because they have more chairs in there. If I have to stand around a long time, I get real unpleasant to be around."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 8
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "[Phyllis puts down phone] Hmm hmm. [Phyllis gets up and goes to Angela’s party]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 9
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "No, no, no, no. You know what, I better hold off. I wanna make sure I don’t dial Carol before I get drunk."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Jim",
                                "text": "So, really, you’re just calling her?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Yeah. You know what? I am. I’m gonna call her. That’s a good idea."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Dwight",
                                "text": "[from across the table] Where’s Michael going? Michael? Is he sick? Is he choking?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 10
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "[on [phone] No, I don’t think I’m asking too much. I think it’s only fair that you tell me exactly what I did wrong. Okay. Uh huh. Well that… yeah. Uh huh. All right. Well, could you tell me something that I did right?"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 10
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "[knocks on office wall] Hey."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Hello, Ryan."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Merry Christmas. [hands over a gift]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Oh, thank you. Do you always get presents for your ex-girlfriends?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Okay, we’re never technically… um is there.. Is there a problem?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Well, I didn’t get you anything, because you have treated me inconsiderately, and I’m not gonna stand for that anymore."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Um That’s… That’s fair. I’m sorry. Merry Christmas. [Ryan starts walking away.]"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "[runnning after him] Wait, Ryan, you’re not mean. You’re adorable. I’m so sorry. I got you a present, too. But then when I got to work, I didn’t see anything on my desk from you, so I threw it away. And then Asuncion took the trash out, that’s why I think it’s in the dumpster. I’m so sorry. I’m the worst. [Kelly hugs Ryan]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 11
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "There’s no fizz in this punch. Phyllis!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Phyllis",
                                "text": "I’ll just go get a ginger ale."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Angela",
                                "text": "No, I’ve got it, Phyllis. Stay. Have fun. Eat your wand."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 12
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "[talking to Kelly in dumpster] Hey, Kelly, you know what? Throw my gift away, too."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "[from inside dumpster] No, you paid money for that CD."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I’m serious. It’ll show that we don’t care about material things."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "I don’t understand."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Kelly, I’m so cold!"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "[starts to cry] You don’t have to scream at me."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Are you having fun in this relationship?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Sometimes."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "I don’t know Kelly, sometimes I look at us and I think…"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "[crying] Don’t dump me while I’m in the dumpster. Just go back inside if you’re so cold. I’ll just stay in the dumpster. [Ryan smirks]"
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 13
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "[both inside dumpster] Did you look over here?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Who’s eating all these apples?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Kelly."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "And what are these? Are… Why are there egg yolks in here? Aren’t you supposed to eat the yolks?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "Michael was on an egg-yolk diet. He’s so weird."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Do you think I should diet?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "No, you’re perfect. [Kelly gasps] What? Did you find it?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "No, I’m scared."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Ryan",
                                "text": "All of a sudden?"
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Kelly",
                                "text": "Uh huh. Hold me."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 13
                    },
                    {
                        "quotes": [
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Oh, honey, here’s Stanley."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Second Cindy",
                                "text": "Hi."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "He is also in an interracial relationship, so, you know, if you have any problems, you can always call him."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Stanley",
                                "text": "Oh, you’re gonna face far greater problems than I can possibly help you with."
                            },
                            {
                                "speaker": "Michael",
                                "text": "Sounds good. Okay, let’s go."
                            }
                        ],
                        "deleted": 14
                    }
                ]
            },
            {
                "title": "Back From Vacation",
                "description": "Michael isn't supposed to let anyone know that he and Jan went on vacation together in Jamaica, but he accidentally circulates a compromising photo of them to the office via e-mail.",
                "episode_id": 11,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Traveling Salesmen",
                "description": "Dwight does a favor for Angela to keep her from getting in trouble. Andy finds out and uses it against him to get in tighter with Michael. Now Dwight must fess up, which will reveal his relationship with Angela, or risk getting fired.",
                "episode_id": 12,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "The Return",
                "description": "Andy does the impossible--he makes everyone in the office miss Dwight, who is forced to take a job at Staples. Meanwhile, Oscar comes back to the office and Michael predictably throws a stereotypical Mexican party to celebrate.",
                "episode_id": 13,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Ben Franklin",
                "description": "Michael asks Jim to get a male stripper for Phyllis's office bachelorette party, but he gets a Ben Franklin impersonator instead. Meanwhile, the men's bachelor party goes as planned until Michael becomes uncomfortable with the stripper.",
                "episode_id": 14,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Phyllis’ Wedding",
                "description": "Michael exaggerates the importance of his small role in Phyllis's wedding and makes an ass out of himself, and Pam notices that Phyllis stole all of her wedding ideas from her original wedding plans.",
                "episode_id": 15,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Business School",
                "description": "Michael is a guest speaker for Ryan's business class, but they have a falling-out after Michael finds out that Ryan spoke negatively about Dunder-Mifflin. And back at the office, Dwight tries to kill a bat that he found in the ceiling.",
                "episode_id": 16,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Cocktails",
                "description": "While Michael and Jan go to their first Dunder Mifflin outing as an official couple, the office workers left behind go out for happy hour. During happy hour, Roy finds out that Jim and Pam kissed at Casino Night.",
                "episode_id": 17,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "The Negotiation",
                "description": "Dwight saves Jim from an attack by Roy, but Dwight won't allow Jim to thank him for it. Meanwhile, Darryl asks Michael for a pay raise, and Michael discovers that he is woefully underpaid--so Michael goes to headquarters to ask for one himself.",
                "episode_id": 18,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Safety Training",
                "description": "Andy returns to the office after weeks of anger management training, determined to make a fresh start with all the Dunder-Mifflin employees. Meanwhile, it's safety training day in the office, and Michael and Dwight are on a mission to illuminate the dangers of the workplace.",
                "episode_id": 19,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Product Recall",
                "description": "Michael tries to be proactive during a watermark crisis, but only makes the situation worse. Meanwhile, Angela has trouble being apologetic with customers, and Andy discovers a secret about his new girlfriend.",
                "episode_id": 20,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Women’s Appreciation",
                "description": "Phyllis gets flashed in the parking lot, and Dwight goes all out to secure the premises. Michael ostensibly takes the women in the office to the mall to comfort them, but he's really doing it to get advice about breaking up with Jan.",
                "episode_id": 21,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Beach Games",
                "description": "Michael uses \"beach day\" at Dunder-Mifflin to find out which employee would be his most capable replacement, just in case he receives the promotion to the New York office that he's applied for.",
                "episode_id": 22,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "The Job",
                "description": "Michael appoints Dwight as regional manager, anticipating that he will receive the job at corporate. Jim and Karen also interview for the same position. And Michael gets back together with Jan after she gets a boob job.",
                "episode_id": 23,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            }
        ]
    },
    {
        "season_id": 4,
        "episodes": [
            {
                "title": "Fun Run",
                "description": "Michael accidentally runs over Meridith in the parking lot, and his guilt causes him to organize a 5-K run for her. Dwight and Angela have a falling-out after he kills her cat, and Jim and Pam's relationship is discovered.",
                "episode_id": 1,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Dunder Mifflin Infinity",
                "description": "Michael feels threatened when Ryan returns to the Scranton office to share his ideas about the future of Dunder Mifflin. Jim and Pam's relationship is shared with the entire office, while Angela and Dwight's relationship is on the rocks.",
                "episode_id": 2,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Launch Party",
                "description": "The Dunder Mifflin Infinity website is launching and Michael is excited about going to the big launch party in New York while Angela plans a satellite party for the Scranton branch. Meanwhile, Dwight competes against the website to see who can sell the most paper in one day.",
                "episode_id": 3,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Money",
                "description": "As Jan renovates the condo, Michael confronts his growing debt every way he can, which includes pressuring his employees for a loan. Pam and Jim spend a night out on Dwight's family beet farm, now a bed and breakfast.",
                "episode_id": 4,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Local Ad",
                "description": "Michael tries to make a local Dunder Mifflin commercial that is better than the one the professional ad agency made for them. Meanwhile, Andy tries to confide in Dwight about his new relationship with Angela.",
                "episode_id": 5,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Branch Wars",
                "description": "Michael and Dwight try to play a prank on Karen, who is now manager of the Utica branch, after she tries to steal Stanley from the Scranton office. Meanwhile, Pam, Toby, and Oscar start their own exclusive office book club.",
                "episode_id": 6,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Survivor Man",
                "description": "After Michael isn't invited to a camping trip with Ryan, he sets out to prove that he can brave it out in the wilderness by himself. Jim, who is in charge of the office while Michael is gone, tries to change the birthday party policy.",
                "episode_id": 7,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "The Deposition",
                "description": "Michael is put in an awkward position when Jan sues Dunder Mifflin for wrongful termination and he is deposed as a witness. Meanwhile, Kelly begins smack-talking Pam after Darryl beats Jim at Ping-Pong.",
                "episode_id": 8,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Dinner Party",
                "description": "Michael invites Jim and Pam and Andy and Angela to a couples-only dinner party, which makes Dwight very jealous. However, the only thing he's missing is a ringside seat to witness Michael and Jan's extremely dysfunctional home life.",
                "episode_id": 9,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Chair Model",
                "description": "Kevin and Andy team up to reclaim the stolen Dunder Mifflin parking spaces, which forces them into a showdown with the other four bosses of the office park. Meanwhile, Michael becomes fascinated by a woman modeling chairs in a catalog.",
                "episode_id": 10,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Night Out",
                "description": "Michael and Dwight go to New York to party with Ryan, who is having lots of personal and professional problems. The rest of the office employees work late, and wind up getting locked in the business park.",
                "episode_id": 11,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Did I Stutter?",
                "description": "Michael tries to figure out how to respond to Stanley's insubordination during a meeting, and Dwight buys Andy's vehicle and immediately flips it for more money.",
                "episode_id": 12,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Job Fair",
                "description": "Dunder-Mifflin participates in a high school job fair, but few students are interested. Jim, Andy, and Kevin play a round of golf with a prospective client. Back at the office, everyone but Dwight and Angela leave for the day.",
                "episode_id": 13,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Goodbye Toby",
                "description": "Michael throws an extravagant going-away party for Toby, and falls in love with the woman who is replacing him. Jim plans to propose to Pam at the party, but gets out-staged. Back at corporate, Ryan is arrested for fraud.",
                "episode_id": 14,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            }
        ]
    },
    {
        "season_id": 5,
        "episodes": [
            {
                "title": "Weight Loss",
                "description": "Michael tries to motivate the Scranton branch to lose weight as part of an interoffice competition. Jim is lost after Pam leaves for art school in New York, and Angela continues to see Dwight even though she is now engaged to Andy.",
                "episode_id": 1,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Business Ethics",
                "description": "A confession at an H.R. business ethics seminar leads to a dispute between Michael and Holly over whether Meredith should be fired. Dwight tries to prove to Jim how long he can go without taking a personal break.",
                "episode_id": 2,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Baby Shower",
                "description": "After planning an office baby shower for Jan, Michael is upset when he finds out that she had the baby without him--even though he's already been told that he's not the baby's father.",
                "episode_id": 3,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Crime Aid",
                "description": "Michael and Holly have sex for the first time, and Michael holds a fund-raiser for the office after it is burglarized. Dwight confides in Phyllis after Andy and Angela set a wedding date, and Jim runs into Pam's ex-fiancé, Roy.",
                "episode_id": 4,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Employee Transfer",
                "description": "Holly is transferred back to New Hampshire after corporate discovers that she and Michael are dating. Dwight tries to apply to Cornell to get under Andy's skin. Jim's brothers and Pam decide to play a trick on Jim when they meet for lunch.",
                "episode_id": 5,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Customer Survey",
                "description": "Dwight and Jim believe that something is suspicious about their low customer performance ratings. After consulting with Angela, Andy finds the perfect site for their wedding--Dwight's beet farm.",
                "episode_id": 6,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Business Trip",
                "description": "David Wallace sends Michael on a business trip to Winnipeg to help him forget about Holly's transfer to Nashua, and Pam tells Jim that she failed a class and has to stay in New York City.",
                "episode_id": 7,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Frame Toby",
                "description": "When Michael discovers that corporate has brought back Toby to replace Holly, he tries to frame him with drugs and to get him fired. Meanwhile, Pam has issues with the disgusting microwave. Finally, Jim surprises Pam by buying his parents' house.",
                "episode_id": 8,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "The Surplus",
                "description": "Michael has to spend the office surplus by they end of the day, but he can't decide between a copier or new chairs. Dwight plays a dirty trick on Angela as they prepare for Andy and Angela's wedding on the beet farm.",
                "episode_id": 9,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Moroccan Christmas",
                "description": "Phyllis blackmails Angela into doing the work for the Christmas party, which Michael turns into an intervention after Meredith gets drunk and sets her hair on fire. Meanwhile, Dwight corners the market on a popular Christmas gift.",
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            {
                "title": "The Duel",
                "description": "Moments before he leaves for New York for a meeting with David Wallace, Michael tells Andy that Angela and Dwight are seeing each other. Andy and Dwight then decide to have it out in the parking lot.",
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            {
                "title": "Prince Family Paper",
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            {
                "title": "Stress Relief",
                "description": "Dwight's too-realistic fire alarm gives Stanley a heart attack. When he returns, Michael learns that he is the cause of Stanley's stress. To remedy the situation, he forces the office to throw a roast for him.",
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            {
                "title": "Lecture Circuit 1",
                "description": "While on lecture tour to other Dunder Mifflin branches, Michael and Pam discover that Jim's ex-girlfriend Karen is pregnant. At the office, Andy falls for a prospective client, and Jim and Dwight try to set up Kelly's birthday party.",
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                "title": "Lecture Circuit 2",
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            {
                "title": "Blood Drive",
                "description": "Michael holds a lonely hearts party on Valentine's Day at the office, hoping that he will run into a woman he met earlier that day at a blood drive. Meanwhile, Jim and Pam have an awkward lunch with Phillis and Bob Vance.",
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            {
                "title": "Golden Ticket",
                "description": "Michael asks Dwight to be the scapegoat for one of his business ideas that backfired badly on him. But when that idea has an unexpected positive upside, Dwight still takes credit and Michael becomes furious.",
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            {
                "title": "New Boss",
                "description": "Michael gets upset when he gets a new boss to act as a buffer between him and David Wallace, and he gets even more upset when he disbands the Party Planning Committee and cancels Michael's fifteenth anniversary party.",
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                "title": "Two Weeks",
                "description": "As Michael prepares to leave Dunder Mifflin, he announces that he will form his own paper company. Will anybody join him?",
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                "title": "Dream Team",
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                "title": "Michael Scott Paper Company",
                "description": "Tension and disillusionment begin to emerge as Michael, Pam, and Ryan move the Michael Scott Paper Company into a cramped \"workspace\" at the business park.",
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                "title": "Heavy Competition",
                "description": "Dwight chooses loyalty to Dunder Mifflin over loyalty to Michael, which leads to a bitter battle between Michael and Dwight over Dwight's accounts. Back at Dunder Mifflin, Jim pretends to confide in Andy.",
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            {
                "title": "Broke",
                "description": "The Michael Scott Paper Company is gaining clients by offering lower prices than Dunder Mifflin, but is going broke in the process. However, Dunder Mifflin is losing clients to Michael, and is desperate to buy him out.",
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                "title": "Casual Friday",
                "description": "Michael returns to Dunder Mifflin and brings Ryan and Pam in as salespeople, but the existing salespeople demand that Michael return the clients they stole back to them. Meanwhile, some employees take the idea of Casual Friday too far.",
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            {
                "title": "Cafe Disco",
                "description": "Michael tries to create a place to escape from work in the storage room that used to house the Michael Scott Paper Company, while Jim and Pam consider taking off and getting married that day.",
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            {
                "title": "Company Picnic",
                "description": "Michael runs into Holly at the company picnic, and the two of them accidentally reveal that the Buffalo branch is closing during a comedy skit before corporate has made the announcement.",
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                "title": "Gossip",
                "description": "Michael regrets revealing that Stanley is having an affair, so he spreads a bunch of lies about everyone else to cover his tracks--except that one of the lies that he spread actually turns out to be true.",
                "episode_id": 1,
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                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "The Meeting",
                "description": "Michael sabotages--then promotes--Jim's efforts at getting a promotion, while Dwight and Toby try to prove that Darryl has submitted a fraudulent medical claim.",
                "episode_id": 2,
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                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "The Promotion",
                "description": "Jim discovers just how hard being the boss can be when David Wallace forces Michael and him to determine which employees will be getting a raise.",
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                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Niagara",
                "description": "The Office travels to Niagara Falls to celebrate Jim and Pam's wedding under strict orders not to mention Pam's pregnancy. Michael, Dwight, and Andy all want to hook up with guests at the wedding and Michael and Dwight meet twins.<br>Pam is forced to deal with an embarrassing injury for Andy the night before her wedding, while Kevin deals with the loss of his dress shoes on the morning of the ceremony.",
                "episode_id": 4,
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                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Mafia",
                "description": "Michael meets with an insurance salesman that visits the office and is later convinced by Dwight and Andy that he is part of the mafia.",
                "episode_id": 5,
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                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "The Lover",
                "description": "Jim and Pam return from their honeymoon and learn, to their horror, that Michael is dating Pam's mom. Meanwhile, Dwight gives Jim a \"gift\"--which actually has a listening device attached to it.",
                "episode_id": 6,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Koi Pond",
                "description": "Michael is upset when he becomes the butt of all the office jokes after he falls in a koi pond. Andy and Pam go out together on some cold calls, and everybody mistakes them as a married couple.",
                "episode_id": 7,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Double Date",
                "description": "Michael sparks more anger from Pam when he breaks up with her mom on her birthday after he finds out she's 58, and Dwight unsuccessfully tries to get everyone in the office to owe him a favor.",
                "episode_id": 8,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Murder",
                "description": "The entire office is preoccupied about rumors of Dunder Mifflin's bankruptcy. Michael tries to create a distraction by engaging everyone in murder-mystery game, but Jim wonders if that is a good idea.",
                "episode_id": 9,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Shareholder Meeting",
                "description": "Michael speaks out of line at the Dunder Mifflin shareholders meeting and creates a big problem for management, while Jim discovers that nobody in the office thinks he's the \"real\" boss.",
                "episode_id": 10,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Scott’s Tots",
                "description": "Ten years ago, Michael promised a group of third graders he would pay for their college tuition if they graduated. Now comes time to pay, and he can't do it. At the office, Dwight's employee of the month idea gets Jim in big trouble.",
                "episode_id": 11,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Secret Santa",
                "description": "Michael gets upset when Jim promises Phyllis that she can be the office Santa, but the office Christmas party may be overshadowed by some bad news from David Wallace.",
                "episode_id": 12,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "The Banker",
                "description": "A banker representing a potential buyer comes to the Scranton branch to interview the H.R. department before the sale goes through.",
                "episode_id": 13,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Sabre",
                "description": "Michael hates the changes that Dunder Mifflin's new owner is implementing, so he turns to David Wallace for advice. Jim and Pam find the perfect day care center, but Jim's mistake threatens to ruin the interview.",
                "episode_id": 14,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Manager and Salesman",
                "description": "Sabre's CEO wants the Scranton branch to have one manager, and Michael voluntarily steps down and lets Jim become the boss when he finds out that salespeople make more money. However, he soon comes to regret the decision.",
                "episode_id": 15,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "The Delivery",
                "description": "Pam goes into labor and Jim is ready to take her to the hospital, but she refuses to go. Meanwhile, inspired by Pam and Jim's baby, Dwight and Angela try to reach a \"business agreement\" to have a baby of their own.<br>After the baby is born, Pam has trouble getting the baby to breastfeed. At the office, Michael takes credit for hooking Jim and Pam up, and tries to do the same thing for Kevin and Erin, making Andy jealous.",
                "episode_id": 16,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "St. Patrick’s Day",
                "description": "It's St. Patrick's Day, and the CEO forces the office to work late because she won't leave. In addition, Michael unsuccessfully tries to suck up to his new boss, and Andy and Erin's first date is delayed because Erin is sick.",
                "episode_id": 17,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "New Leads",
                "description": "When the sales staff begins trying to boss around everyone in the office, Michael tries to teach them a lesson by withholding a valuable set of sales leads.",
                "episode_id": 18,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Happy Hour",
                "description": "Oscar gets everybody in the office to go to Happy Hour so that he can hit on a coworker in shipping. Pam tries to set up Michael with a friend at the bar, but Michael's alter ego, \"Date Mike,\" threatens to spoil the entire evening.",
                "episode_id": 19,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Secretary’s Day",
                "description": "Michael creates problems for Andy on Secretary's Day when he tells Erin that Andy was engaged to Angela, and Kevin is upset after Oscar makes a video comparing Kevin to Cookie Monster.",
                "episode_id": 20,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Body Language",
                "description": "Michael is hopeful that a potential client is interested in him, but everyone in the office except Pam thinks he's wasting his time. Meanwhile, Dwight recruits Kelly to apply for the Sabre minority management training program.",
                "episode_id": 21,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "The Cover-Up",
                "description": "Michael becomes convinced that Donna is having an affair and puts Dwight on the case, but Pam soon discovers that the suspicions may be true. Meanwhile, Darryl gets revenge on Andy for an earlier incident.",
                "episode_id": 22,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "The Chump",
                "description": "Michael continues to see Donna even after learning she's married and meeting her husband, Dwight and Angela take their baby contract to an arbitrator, and Jim and Pam struggle to stay awake at the office.",
                "episode_id": 23,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Whistleblower",
                "description": "Jo comes to the Scranton branch to find the whistle-blower. However, three different people have confessed to Michael, Michael is protecting them, and the person most people think is the culprit is keeping his mouth shut.",
                "episode_id": 24,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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                "title": "Nepotism",
                "description": "Everybody demands that Michael fire the new office assistant, but he won't because he's his nephew. Meanwhile, Pam tries to play a prank on Dwight, who has bought the office building, to make up for ruining Jim's prank.",
                "episode_id": 1,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Counseling",
                "description": "Michael is forced to go through counseling with Toby, Dwight seeks revenge on a local mall that refused his business, and Pam tries to fake her way to a promotion.",
                "episode_id": 2,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Andy’s Play",
                "description": "Andy invites the entire office to watch him in the community theater production of \"Sweeney Todd,\" but Erin decides to babysit for Jim and Pam instead, and Michael is upset because he auditioned for the lead and didn't get it.",
                "episode_id": 3,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Sex Ed",
                "description": "A herpes scare causes Michael to get back in touch with his ex-girlfriends, where he decides to reevaluate those relationships. Meanwhile, Andy tries to teach safe sex to his officemates, but he has a clear ulterior motive.",
                "episode_id": 4,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "The Sting",
                "description": "Michael organizes a sting operation to find out the secrets of a rival paper company's salesman who is stealing Dunder Mifflin's clients, and Andy gets Darryl's help to form a band.",
                "episode_id": 5,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Costume Contest",
                "description": "It's Halloween at Dunder Mifflin, and Michael is upset that Darryl went over his head with an idea, and Jim and Pam are obsessed with finding out why Danny didn't call Pam back when they were dating four years ago.",
                "episode_id": 6,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Christening",
                "description": "During Jim and Pam's daughter's christening, Michael becomes upset over the lack of family-like unity between himself and his employees. So he responds by impulsively joining a teenage church mission to Mexico.",
                "episode_id": 7,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Viewing Party",
                "description": "Michael sabotages Erin's \"Glee\" viewing party because of his contempt for Gabe, Jim and Pam discover that Dwight can keep their daughter from crying, and Andy has a bad reaction to a mixture of wine and a Japanese stimulant.",
                "episode_id": 8,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "WUPHF.com",
                "description": "Some co-workers who invested in Ryan's Internet venture want him to sell, but Michael refuses to go along. Meanwhile, Jim loses his motivation to work when he reaches his commission cap, and Dwight creates a hay festival in the parking lot.",
                "episode_id": 9,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "China",
                "description": "Pam stands up to Dwight when he makes cutbacks to save money in the building, but will Dwight have the last laugh? Meanwhile, the office is surprised and energized when Michael outsmarts Oscar in a debate about China.",
                "episode_id": 10,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Classy Christmas",
                "description": "Michael throws an elaborate Christmas party to celebrate Holly's temporary return to the Scranton branch, but is disappointed when he learns that she still has a boyfriend.",
                "episode_id": 11,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Ultimatum",
                "description": "Michael gets upset when Holly returns from the holidays without an engagement ring, but still together with her boyfriend. Meanwhile, Pam tries to help her co-workers keep with their New Year's resolutions.",
                "episode_id": 12,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "The Seminar",
                "description": "Andy tries to host a small business seminar at the office. Michael agrees to help by posing as a Greek entrepreneur, and tries to get Holly to play along.",
                "episode_id": 13,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "The Search",
                "description": "When Jim gets an emergency phone call from Helene, he is forced to leave Michael in the bathroom of a gas station. Meanwhile, Holly, Erin, and Dwight set out on a journey to find Michael. Back at the office, Pam's artwork starts a captioning contest that seems to offend Gabe.",
                "episode_id": 14,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "PDA",
                "description": "It's Valentine's Day, and the office is fed up with Michael and Holly's PDA, Andy helps Erin solve Gabe's riddles to find her gift, and Jim and Pam get drunk and try to find a place in the office to have sex.",
                "episode_id": 15,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Threat Level Midnight",
                "description": "Michael finally finishes his movie \"Threat Level Midnight\" and screens it for his employees at Dunder Mifflin, but Holly is less than enthusiastic for his finished product.",
                "episode_id": 16,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Todd Packer",
                "description": "Everyone is up in arms after Michael convinces Holly to give Todd Packer an office job, and Andy gets upset after Pam gets a new computer for reception but not for him.",
                "episode_id": 17,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Garage Sale",
                "description": "Michael plans to propose to Holly the day of the Dunder Mifflin garage sale, but Holly may have to take an extended leave of absence to Colorado because her father is sick.",
                "episode_id": 18,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Training Day",
                "description": "Michael makes fast friends with the man coming in to replace him at Dunder Mifflin, but later begins to have second thoughts after seeing him in action.",
                "episode_id": 19,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Michael’s Last Dundies",
                "description": "Michael hosts his final \"Dundies\" as the boss at the Scranton branch, but tension is in the air, and Deangelo Vickers, the new boss, is having trouble with his co-hosting duties.",
                "episode_id": 20,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Goodbye Michael",
                "description": "As the office gets ready for Michael's final day at Dunder Mifflin, Michael doesn't tell anyone that he's leaving a day early. Meanwhile, Deangelo accompanies a nervous Andy on a visit to one of Michael's old clients.",
                "episode_id": 21,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "The Inner Circle",
                "description": "Tensions rise and feelings are hurt when Deangelo creates an \"inner circle\" at the office--which is only composed of men.",
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                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager",
                "description": "When Jim rejects Jo's offer, Dwight becomes acting manager at the Scranton branch, but an accident could cause his tenure to be short-lived.",
                "episode_id": 23,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Search Committee",
                "description": "The Scranton branch puts together a search committee to find the next boss, but the pool of interviewees proves to be less than impressive, and Dwight demands an interview in spite of his gun accident.",
                "episode_id": 24,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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                "title": "The List",
                "description": "New Dunder Mifflin CEO Robert California leaves a piece of paper with a line down the middle that has names of the Scranton staff on either side of it, leading everyone to try and figure out what it means.",
                "episode_id": 1,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "The Incentive",
                "description": "Under pressure from Robert to increase branch sales, Andy offers an incentive program to the sales staff, which backfires on him when he offers a very personal grand prize.",
                "episode_id": 2,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Lotto",
                "description": "After the entire warehouse staff wins the lottery and quits their job, Darryl becomes depressed and demands to be fired. Meanwhile, the office staff is forced to load the truck for their orders themselves.",
                "episode_id": 3,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Garden Party",
                "description": "Andy claims to be throwing a garden party at Dwight's farm to impress Robert California, but he's really doing it to win the approval of his parents, who appear to favor his younger brother.",
                "episode_id": 4,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Spooked",
                "description": "Erin is worried that she is about to get fired after she organizes a disastrous office Halloween party for Robert and his son. Meanwhile, Robert probes the minds of the employees to come up with the perfect spooky story.",
                "episode_id": 5,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Doomsday",
                "description": "Dwight installs a \"Doomsday Device\" on the office computers that could get everyone fired if they make too many mistakes, while Gabe tries to hit on one of Darryl's warehouse employees.",
                "episode_id": 6,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Pam’s Replacement",
                "description": "A pregnant and insecure Pam tries to prove that Jim is attracted to her temp replacement, and Robert and his musician friends take over a jam session with Andy, Kevin, and Darryl.",
                "episode_id": 7,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Gettysburg",
                "description": "Andy decides to motivate and inspire everyone by taking them on a field trip to Gettysburg. Some people in the office stay behind and Robert California asks them to come up with Dunder Mifflin/Sabre's next big idea.",
                "episode_id": 8,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Mrs. California",
                "description": "Robert brings his wife to the office so that she can find a job, but he gives Andy conflicting messages about whether to hire her. Meanwhile, Dwight opens a gym in the building and tries to persuade Darryl to join.",
                "episode_id": 9,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Christmas Wishes",
                "description": "Andy tries to make this year's Christmas the best ever by granting each person's holiday wishes. Meanwhile, Robert California tries to drown his sorrows at the office party.",
                "episode_id": 10,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
            },
            {
                "title": "Trivia",
                "description": "Andy hopes to make up for a sales deficiency by entering and winning a bar trivia competition, while Dwight flies to corporate headquarters in Florida to demand a management interview with Robert.",
                "episode_id": 11,
                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Pool Party",
                "description": "Robert throws a party for the Dunder Mifflin staff at his house before he sells it because of his divorce. At the party, Erin and Dwight agree to flirt with each other to make Andy jealous, and Jim tries in vain to duck out early.",
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                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Jury Duty",
                "description": "Jim gets caught in a lie about his week of \"jury duty,\" and new questions emerge when Angela gives birth to a \"premature\" baby.",
                "episode_id": 13,
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                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Special Project",
                "description": "Andy puts Dwight in charge of a special project in Tallahassee, but Dwight doesn't like the team Andy's assembled for him. Meanwhile, Darryl tries to figure out the meaning of Val's Valentine's gift.",
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                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Tallahasse",
                "description": "Dwight refuses to let appendicitis get in the way of leading his new team in Tallahassee, while Andy decides to step in for Erin as secretary in the office.",
                "episode_id": 15,
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                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "After Hours",
                "description": "In Tallahassee, Dwight and Todd Packer try to romance Nellie to get the VP position, while Jim wonders if a colleague is trying to hit on him. Back in Scranton, Val's boyfriend shows up with a message for Darryl.",
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                "characters": null,
                "scenes": null
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            {
                "title": "Test the Store",
                "description": "Dwight and his team get ready for the grand opening of the Sabre Store, while Andy makes Toby teach self-defense to the Scranton branch employees after he is beat up in the parking lot by a girl.",
                "episode_id": 17,
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                "scenes": null
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                "title": "Customer Loyalty",
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                "title": "Paper Airplane",
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