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-# About Me
+```python
+from life.species import Human
+from skills import python, javascript, csharp, other
+from datetime import date
+from random import choices
+from os import getenv
 
-Hello. My name is Xevion and I am a Highschool Senior.
-
-I enjoy programming as a hobby and in preparation for a career in Software Engineering.
-In my free time, when I'm not programming, I alternate between Anime, The Office, Videogames and Photography.
-
-I don't yet have a high degree of real in-depth work, so over the next couple of years as I enter college, I will be tackling
-more and more projects across a variety of languages and frameworks to build my resume, and more importantly, my confidence.
-
-# Skill
-
-I work primarily in Python, but have recently been extending my reach to C# and the languages of the web (HTML, CSS & JS).
-Here are some of the more specific technologies I've worked with before:
-
-- Python
-    - Web Scraping
-        - BeautifulSoup
-    - Web Frameworks
-        - Flask
-    - API Implementations
-        - Google Cloud Vision
-        - Reddit
-        - Discord.py
-        - Tumblr
-        - Spotify
-    - Database ORM
-        - SQLAlchemy
-    - GUI Frameworks/Bindings
-        - PyQt5
-        - PySimpleGUI
-        - Tkinter
-    - Other
-        - Click (Commandline Interface)
-        - Arcade (Game Engine)
-        - Processing.py (Extension for Processing, a Graphical Library)
-- C#
-    - Unity*
-        - HLSL Shader
-- Javascript
-    - jQuery
-
-# Contact
-
-- DM me on Discord at Xevion#8506
-- Or you can harass me on Twitter @xevioni
+class RyanWalters(Human):
+    def __init__(self, username='xevion'):
+        self.initialization_time = date(2003, 4, None)
+        self.name = f'Ryan {0} Walters'.format(choices([os.getenv('MIDDLE_NAME'), 'C', '']))
+        self.pronouns = ['he' and 'him'],
+        self.description = '''
+            A Highschool Senior learning Software Engineering as he struggles to grasp the infinite
+            number of languages, libraries, packages, environments, frameworks and projects
+            available to him.
+        '''
+        self.aliases = ['Xevion', 'Xevioni']
+        self.aliases.extend(map(lambda alias: alias.lower(), (alias for alias in self.aliases)))
+        self.skills = {
+            'python': [
+                python.BeautifulSoup, python.Flask, python.GoogleCloudVision, python.Discordpy,
+                python.Spotipy, python.PyQt5, python.Tkinter, python.PySimpleGUI, python.Click,
+                python.Arcade, python.Processingpy, python.SQLAlchemy
+            ],
+            'javascript': [
+                javascript.JQuery, javascript.VueJS
+            ],
+            'csharp': [
+                csharp.UnityEngine, csharp.HLSLShader
+            ],
+            'other': [
+                other.DevOps, other.Photography
+            ]
+        }
+        self.education = ['Highschool Senior']
+        self.endpoints = {
+            'Discord': {'username': 'Xevion', 'discriminator': 8506},
+            'Email': {'username': 'xevioni', 'domain': 'yandex.com'}
+        }
+        self.hobbies = [
+            'Programming', 'Photography', 'Anime', 'Videogames'
+        ]
+```